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I'm so excited to see Leila, it's been so long.

I'm really happy for you babe, you talk about your psoriasis friends all the time.

Yeah, well, I mean, I had such a fun time in college.

Well, there she is.

Excuse me, where are my manners?

Lila, this is my boyfriend, Kieran.

I have heard so much about you.

Don't be silly.

Any friend of Eve's is a friend of mine.

So, I'm starving.

You do remember I'm vegan, right?

Of course.

I just want to take a moment to acknowledge our friendship.

Cheers to that.

You always were the sentimental type.

Oh, stop.

You know she saved a baby bird once.

You did?

Yeah, it's true.

So she came home after his frat party

holding this tiny little baby bird with a broken wing.

He was so small.

So Eve said that she would watch him,

but the thing was we had a cat living in the sorority.

Mr. Whiskers.

He was such a naughty pussycat.

Somehow, I got tasked with guarding this baby bird.

So while the other sisters would go out to party,

I had to watch him.

We used to share everything back in the day.

Yeah, we did.

So, um, what happened to the bird?

Well, not everyone was committed as Eve and I.

Yeah, Tammy fell asleep during her duty

and Mr. Whiskers ended up getting the little guy after all.

That's terrible.

Circle of life, I guess.

Well, dessert anyone?

Yeah, you know what? I'll give you a hand.

No, it's okay. Just sit back and relax, you guys.

What are you doing? Stop!

You don't like it?

So this is your favorite vegan cake.

Thank you!

From the bakery down the street.

Yes.

You guys look so happy.

Yeah, we are.

But tell me about you. Is there anyone special in your life?

Babe!

No, single life is hard.

What about the new dating apps?

They seem kind of fun.

Yeah, the problem is I haven't had good cock in months.

Oh, that's terrible.

I mean, hey, Kieran has a really good cock.

Babe!

I mean, it's so long and thick and just everything any girl could ever ask for.

Well, that's good for you.

I mean, I don't mean to boast.

But I'm happy to have you try it.

What?

Really?

Of course. We're sorority sisters after all.

Why don't you guys just get comfy on the couch?

Come on.

I don't think this is such a good idea.

Come on, pull it out. It's glorious.

Let me see.

Come on.

Are you sure?

Pull it out, Kieran.

This is great.

Well, enjoy dessert.

Thanks.

It's vegan.

It's vegan.

It's fucking glorious.

It's not big one cup.

Thank you.

Fuck is nice.

It's okay.

Oh my god.

now you've been looking at me all night you mother fucker

um

um

Yeah, put your face on that asshole.

Mm, you're fucking nasty.

Is that the kind of dessert you wanted?

Yeah?

Mm, you're a vegan asshole.

Tastes good.

Tastes like a fucking green salad.

Ten.

Ten.

Ten.

Oh, this vegan pussy.

OK.

Oh, OK.

OK.

OK.

All right, let me see.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, like that.

Just breathe.

You'll see that later.

Hold it just there.

Hold it.

Yuu...

It's so nice and warm.

I'm going to put my hand on your back.

I'm going to put my hand on your back.

It's so nice and warm.

I'm going to put my hand on your back.

Fuck

Ugh

Yeah, tease that asshole with that cock

while I rub my pussy

Yeah, just tease it

Yeah, just fucking tease that asshole

Oh my god

Just tease it

Mmhmm

Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking cough. Yes.

Oh my god.

5... 6... 7... 8...

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, fuck you like that.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Yes.

Give it to me. I'll put it next to you.

I'll put it next to you.

Okay.

Yes, yes, like that

You're doing good, babe.

Thanks, honey.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

It's done.

It's done.

No, no, no.

It's all right.

Oh my God, yes!

Yes, yes.

That's good.

Come here.

Give me, give me.

That's it.

Oh my god.

Put your feet up here.

Put your feet up here.

Lean into me.

Put your feet up.

There you go.

伸ばして

伸ばして

伸ばして

伸ばして

That's all.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hold on to me.

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

Come here.

Come and sit on me.

Come and sit on me.

Let me see your fucking beautiful ass.

Come here.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

Fuck yeah, you like this view?

Oh my god.

Yeah?

I'm about to go.

You see that big ass?

Up and down on that fucking cloud.

That's it, shake it a bit.

That's it, that's it, there.

That's it.

Oh, yes.

Smack my ass.

Oh, yeah, smack it harder.

That's it.

Mm, fuck yeah.

Yes, yes, yes.

Shit.

Good.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Good, good.

Just like that.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Shit.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna wash my coat.

Go on, down.

Yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah, I like this.

Oh my god, yes, yes, fuck me like that.

Yes, fuck me like that.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, fuck me like that. Yes.

Don't come here!

You're shaking your ass off.

I am?

You're shaking your ass off.

I am.

Yeah.

You're shaking your ass off.

I am.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm gonna be all over you, fucking shit.

You're so fucking horrible.

Yeah, I know.

Fucking, yeah, it's so bad.

It's so bad.

Oh, damn it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

Oh, my balls.

Turn around.

That is fucking horrible.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're so fucking hard right now.

You're so fucking hard.

You're so...

Oh, fuck.

Bring your little feet up.

Yeah.

Oh my god!

That's it.

That's it.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fucking hell.

I hope you saved me some.

I'm glad you like the dessert.