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Babe, I really don't get why you're so nervous.

I know, I know. You've met people's parents before.

You're 23.

But, it's just my parents, they're a little...

A little what? A little weird?

Well, yeah. Don't get too crazy.

You know what? I think I can handle weird!

Oh, shit!

You're so adorable.

Yeah.

So hot.

Well, you know what? I think you're the one.

Hi!

Hi!

It's so good to see you!

How are you doing?

You promised! You knew Katie was coming over today!

Oh, you really are quite lovely, aren't you Katie?

Yeah, thanks!

Thanks, thanks.

Oh, yes.

Oh, Katie!

Good to meet you.

Good. Nice to meet you.

Yes, yes.

Beautiful.

Katie.

Brian!

She's so lovely.

Oh, Brian!

Hey, don't be shy! Come on in, guys! Come on!

Come on, please!

Of course!

Close the door!

Okay!

We're doing a photo shoot today.

We're really excited about this. We've been waiting to do this a long time.

We have.

Well, to be honest, I didn't know this was going to be a nude shoot.

Oh, well, you know, after 30 years of marriage, we just kind of want to spice things up a little bit.

Well, make yourselves comfortable, I suppose.

Here?

Yes.

And, uh, Samantha, if you could just lift your leg.

I'm not done!

Oh, God! That's great.

Flair! Katie! Why don't you hop in on one?

Me?

Come on.

I mean, yeah, sure.

What? Come on, it'll make for a great story. Who cares?

But this isn't a story, Katie. This is my life.

Every single girlfriend I bring home to them leaves me for this. They're shit.

Every single girlfriend? Why are you even bringing up your girlfriends? What the fuck?

Oh, Katie, I...

Okay, well, I'm staying. So, you can leave.

Fine.

So, where do you guys want me?

Well, wherever you feel comfortable.

Okay. In the middle, you guys?

Here, here.

Oh, okay.

So pretty.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Can we get you to blend in a little better? Can we do some little straps on the shoulders now?

Um, I mean, they don't really come down.

I mean, does it come off over the top then? Is that easier?

Yeah, it could, but I don't really have anything under.

That's okay. Look.

Well, I guess if I'll be a part of the family, why not?

Let us help you.

Gotta start somewhere.

Okay.

Alright, well...

That was better. It was kind of hot.

Yeah, it's definitely very hot.

You guys are great.

Yeah, hold it there.

That's great.

You guys are good.

Nice.

You see this?

Yeah, good idea.

It's a little more romantic.

Like you behind her and I'm laying back.

Exactly.

So you're facing this way.

Okay.

And up on your knees.

Okay.

And come down this way.

Towards your boobs?

Kind of.

Yes.

Right here?

Right. That's amazing.

Okay.

Should I smile?

Yes, smile for the camera.

That's it. Hold it there, guys.

Oh, no.

That's too...

A double blowjob.

Exactly.

I hope so.

Right. Let's try that.

Double blowjob?

Just for the picture.

Oh, right.

Okay, cool.

So, this.

And say cheese.

That's it.

Hold it there.

Great.

Yeah, this one's gonna make the great Christmas card.

Do you want to try?

Yes, try.

I actually want to.

There you go, yes.

You have such a nice cough.

Do you want me to try sharing this cough with him?

Yes, please.

That's it.

Take that nice and deep.

There you go.

I'm sorry.

It's going to be okay, my dear.

It's all right.

That's all right.

It's okay.

I'm going to let you take it.

It's okay.

I'm going to let you have it.

Thank you, baby.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I want you to give her all of that attention.

It's so hot.

Take that.

Take that.

There you go, nice and deep.

There you go, baby.

Yes, yes.

Nice and deep.

Yes.

I'm going to stick that deep in your nose.

It's so good.

It's good.

It's good.

It's so good.

It's okay.

This is why I got you guys into that position.

You wanted to give me practice.

Here, let's take these off.

I think it will look better for the shoot.

Yes, I think so too.

So, yes, that's really good.

Yeah, you're such an expert at that.

Uh-huh.

Wow, that's my girl.

Yeah, take that big dip.

Uh-huh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah, that's back on it.

OK, just one second.

There you go.

Yes, that's it.

Oh, wow.

So, I'm going to take that.

Oh, yeah, that's it, that's it.

Yes, yes.

Oh, wow, Katie.

Katie, just spread my lips like that.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh, yes, yeah.

Oh, wow.

I love watching you do that.

It's so hot.

I like it.

I like it.

Yeah, nice.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, baby, yes, yes.

It's so good in my mouth.

You like it?

Yeah, it's a good one, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's so good.

Watch your teeth.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Oh, that's so good.

Yes.

Yes, yes.

Watch your teeth.

Watch your teeth.

Watch your teeth.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

I'm just going to focus on your pussy.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Good.

Give it to her. Give it to her.

Good thing you'll be able to see the pictures later, right?

Yeah, do you want to show me a pose?

Yeah, sure.

Cheese!

She's going to be so happy.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

That's so good.

Yeah, the two hands pulling you apart.

Yeah, I like that.

Yes.

Yeah, the arms.

Yes.

Yeah.

He really likes your pussy.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yes.

Yeah, it's good.

Yeah, it's good.

You should ride him.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Take that.

Yeah, that's it.

That's it.

God, baby, it's so hot.

You need to squeeze those tits and smack it.

Yeah, like that.

Yeah.

There you go.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my God. Thank you for sharing your husband's cock.

He's like your family now.

Yes.

Let's try to make the camera.

Yeah, I think so.

You're coming out so hot.

Yeah, I want you to hop on top of mine.

Yes.

Do you want me to face you with the camera?

I plan to.

Should we smile?

Wait, wait, wait.

I want to taste your pussy.

I'm going to get a nice and warm pussy.

Oh, my God. I love you guys so much.

You ready?

You ready for that?

Oh, it feels so good, honey.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god.

Shit, yeah.

Yeah.

Right there.

Right there, yes.

Yes.

That's it.

There we go.

That's all.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh god, it's so fucking hot.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, I have a fucking nasty heart.

Oh my god.

I feel like I've been in a shower for like,

five minutes.

Oh god, that feels so good.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes.

Right there.

Right there.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Kiss me, please.

Oh my god.

Kiss me, please.

Oh my god you guys are so fucking hot!

Here we go.

Everyone smile!

Are those photos coming up?

Yeah.

Fuck you.

Fuck you guys.

Yeah, keep rubbing my crap.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I fucking love you guys.

Oh my god.

Do you know what I'm gonna make you cry?

You?

This here?

Oh my god.

It's a fucking...

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

You're so fucking hot.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Look at her.

Look how fucking hot she is.

She's so beautiful.

She's so beautiful.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Fucking hot.

Yes.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Please put it back in.

Put it back in.

You alright?

Yeah, I just took my time with them.

I can't talk.

I'm with you right now.

I'm with you.

I'm almost in the hospital.

Oh my god.

You guys have to teach me.

One day.

Wait.

Baby, did you hear that?

It seems like there's gonna be a natal date.

Yeah.

Wow, she's the best girlfriend ever.

Taste yourself.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Yes.

Fuck.

I can't do it.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

I can't do it.

I can't do it.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Is he gonna come again?

Yes.

Oh, shit! I'm sorry.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay.

That's what I tasted.

I have an idea.

Let's sit over here.

Come on, let's sit over here.

Oh, yes, yes.

I feel so good baby.

I want her to sit on my face.

I know.

Peter.

Get up here.

Yes.

I feel so good.

I feel so good.

I feel so good.

I feel so good.

I feel so good.

Yes! You're okay.

Yeah, there we go.

That's it, that's it.

Yeah, that's it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, okay, that's good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

I can feel it.

It's coming.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Any chance you can see it?

This is so fun.

So funny.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, yes.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, yes.

I have a great idea.

Oh, yeah?

Okay, I'm gonna...

What did you like, baby?

Oh, geez, this is perfect.

Let's see.

I want you to get a doggie face in the eye.

I want you to get on top of her.

Okay.

I hate the sound of this.

We're getting acrobatic.

Is this gonna look good, you think?

Yeah? Okay.

Up there?

That's what I've always wanted to see.

All right.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know, though.

Oh, I must be a real ball sack from back there.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

My god.

Oh my god, you are so hard.

You're so bad, baby.

You're such a...

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh god.

Oh god.

You're so good at moaning, Tati.

I know.

Oh, yeah.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Ian!

Oh my god, you're gonna make me cry.

Ian! Ian!

Come over here, baby.

Come over here.

Oh my god!

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

You did it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

That's one of such big pillows.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

You guys are the best photos.

Oh, honey, you're the best.

Should we get a photo of this as well?

Yes.

Oh, yes, smile for the camera.

Yes.

What are you guys even doing?

Your girlfriend's great.

You're giving me a disguise?

Sorry.

Whatever.

Every fucking time.

Look at that one.

This one by far is my favorite.

You wanna know what?

This one's definitely my favorite too.