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Naughty America.

Nobody

Nobody

Does it better.

See you next time!

Asshole.

Hey, Nicole. What you up to?

Hey.

What are you, crying?

Yeah, it's just, um...

Why are you crying?

It's your dad.

Why? What's wrong with my dad? Is he alright?

Yeah, he's totally fine. It's just, I, um...

I just found out those business trips he's been going on.

He's seeing some, like, 19-year-old he met on the internet.

Really?

He's just a little stupid little whore.

Are you sure?

Yeah. Posts, like, pictures of her ass.

He's, like, all over it every time he goes to Cincinnati.

You know, I'm gonna have to have a talk with him.

That's fucked up.

Yeah, it is fucked up. Did you know about this?

No, I didn't know about it.

I mean...

Are you sure?

I mean, well, my dad's got a history of acting stupid like that, but...

So, you kind of knew.

I mean, I'm not...

Thanks a lot!

I'm not shocked, but I didn't know.

Look...

Oh my god.

You know what?

I think you need to put those tissues away, and I am gonna make you have a good day.

It's... the day is pretty much shot.

Stop it. Listen, I think I have the perfect remedy.

Alright.

Alright? I'll be right back.

Alright.

Don't go anywhere.

Stay right there.

Okay.

I'm so excited.

Alright.

Okay.

Eat me.

OMG Johnnie, get that shit out of my face.

What?

It smells terrible, I'm not, no thank you.

What do you mean? These are tacos!

I don't eat those kind of tacos, I'm vegan. I don't eat meat or cheese.

But it's taco Tuesday, everyone eats tacos!

A certain day of the week I'm supposed to eat that crap?

Absolutely. It's supposed to make you feel better.

Come on, don't...

I'm just nauseous now.

Oh come on. Seriously, what does that even mean?

What is vegan? Is that even a word?

You should look it up.

Well?

Not eating that, it's gross.

Come on, we got soft shell, hard shell, we got a whole variety of chips.

You gotta find something in there.

It all looks gross. It doesn't even smell like food, to be honest.

Man, you are really...

I'm sorry.

...something.

You knew this about me, it's not new.

You know, I gotta be honest, I mean...

I hear you in my dad's room, well it sounds like you're really eating a lot of meat.

Are you shitting me right now?

I mean, I...

That's what I hear, it sounds like you're a binge eater. I mean...

Oh my god! Really?

Come on, just have a taco.

I'm not eating it, it's gross, it's very cute, and that's very clever, but I'm not eating any of that, that's disgusting.

Fine.

What is that? I don't even... what is that yellow...

I have a great idea.

I'll be right back.

Okay, can you take that with you?

I'm just gonna slide it over.

It's really grossing me out.

I think I have something you might...

A little further.

...you might enjoy.

Okay.

I'll be right back.

Alright.

Try to smile a little bit.

No meat.

Okay.

Eat me! I'm a vegan taco!

What the fuck is that?

I'm not making you!

No?

I guess technically, yeah, it's vegan, but...

Well, at least I got you laughing.

Yeah, yeah, that's true.

That's probably one of the best things I've seen served up on a tortilla in a long time.

And this was my mission, to make you smile.

I'm done. Mission accomplished.

Do you want a taco?

I'm good.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm good.

Well, why don't I go get dressed, and we'll go out and have some drinks, and forget about my dad, that douchebag.

Alright, that sounds good.

You're not going to have any tacos?

No, I ate about 14 of them in about a half hour, but I still haven't had any.

14?

Probably.

Tacos are for one.

They're delicious.

We don't have room for one more taco?

Uh, why? What do you have in mind?

A pink taco?

Yeah?

Yeah.

I'm all about the pink taco.

Let me put this away.

It's so good.

Oh, God, yes, yes, yes.

Good night.

I don't know what I was thinking.

Good night.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, shit.

I love Taco Tuesdays.

It's like our day of the week now.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

I'm gonna try to make this like that.

Just like that.

I'm gonna try this.

That's not like that.

I'm gonna try this.

So fucking hot.

Shit.

I'm so fucking hot.

That's good baby.

Let's do your back.

That's it baby.

That's it baby.

That's it.

That's it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm so sorry.

Right there.

God, yes.

Oh, God.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck, that's so good.

Oh, that's so good.

Just like that.

Yes, just like that.

Oh, God, yes, please.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, shit.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, God, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, shit.

Yes, just like that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Look at that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's so good.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, just like that.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, God.

Shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fuck.

Shh.

I guess I'll come back for a while.

I hope so.

One day.

Yes, please.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

This is so good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god, that feels so good.

I'm so tired.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Give me some.

I have it back.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, god.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

It's so good.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I'll see you after, honey.

Come on.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my god.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Give me more.

Stuff it, yeah.

Like that?

Exactly how I like it.

Oh my god, yeah!

Oh, shit!

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Oh my gosh, that is so good.

Give me those feet.

Oh shit.

I'm so sleepy.

Just like that.

Oh my gosh, yes.

Oh my gosh.

Yes.

Oh my God, that feels so good.

Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Oh my God, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Uh-huh.

That feels so good.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Fuck.

Oh my God, yes.

That feels so good.

Oh God, yes.

Oh my God, yes.

Uh-huh.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, oh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Oh, oh, oh my God, yes.

Yes, yes, yes...

I'm gonna fuck you.

I'm gonna fuck you.

Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh! Oh, fuck!

Yes! Oh my gosh.

Yeah, fuck me like that, fuck me like that.

Yes, just like that.

Oh my god.

Yes, please.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, yeah.

Feels so good.

Thank you.

Yeah!

Oh, right there. Oh, you fucking hit it so good right there.

Oh, Jesus, that's so fucking good.

Oh, my God!

Oh, yeah!

So good! Oh my god!

Oh shit!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh shit!

Yeah!

Do you keep like that?

Yeah!

Oh my god!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh my god.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

You're feeling so good, baby.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

You're feeling so good, baby.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god, yes!

Yeah

Yeah, oh my god

Oh my god, I love it. Oh, wow

Shit.

Yes.

Oh shit.

That feels so good.

Fuck.

Shit!

Oh, fuck that. It came right out of you.

It's really scary.

I don't want to watch that until I fuck you like this.

That come right out of you.

Can you do the inside of me for me?

I know that's what I want.

I know that's what I fucking want so bad.

That's what I fucking want.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

That takes so fucking hard.

I can feel it.

Stretch me out like that.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. I can't fucking wait.

This is gonna be so good.

Just like that?

Is that how you want me to fuck you till you cum inside me?

I know that's exactly what I wanted.

I can't fucking wait to feel it.

I can't wait just to feel you fucking cum inside me.

Oh, my God. I fucking love filming you.

Film me up like that.

Fucking film me up like that.

I can't wait.

Yes, please. Fuck me till you cum inside me.

Oh, you fucking know that's what I want.

That's what I want.

That's just what I want.

That's what I want.

Yes, yes, chuck that little pussy.

You fucking little pussy.

Till you cum inside it.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Uh-huh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Just stuff it back in there.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Yes, just like that.

Yeah, just like that.

Uh-huh. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

So nasty.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Fucking spit me like, fuck me like that.

I'm gonna fuck you with that cum inside you.

Yeah, you're fucking gross.

Shit.

Oh, my God.

Well, you definitely made me smile today.

Why don't you turn and flip over?

Show me that pussy.

Oh, it was so good.

This is my new favorite day of the week.

Want some tacos?

Not the ones you have downstairs.

Yuck.

Naughty America.

Nobody

Nobody

does it better.