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Original subtitles

Previously, five

Previously, five boys

Previously, five boys arrived

Previously, five boys arrived in

Previously, five boys arrived in paradise.

paradise. Yes,

Yes, boys,

Yes, boys, what

Yes, boys, what are

Yes, boys, what are we

Yes, boys, what are we saying?

Yes, boys, what are we

Yes, boys, what are we saying?

Yes, boys, what are we saying? Are

Are you

Are you not

Are you not ready

Are you not ready to

Are you not ready to meet

Are you not ready to meet some

Are you not ready to meet some girls?

Are you not ready to meet some

Are you not ready to meet some girls?

girls? Yes!

Yes! And

Yes! And five

Yes! And five girls

Yes! And five girls made

Yes! And five girls made their

Yes! And five girls made their decisions.

decisions.Tanya

decisions.Tanya and

decisions.Tanya and Jack.

decisions.Tanya and Jack. Anna-May

decisions.Tanya and Jack. Anna-May ...

... But

... But there

... But there was

... But there was a

... But there was a surprise

... But there was a surprise in

... But there was a surprise in store.

store. And

And he

And he makes

And he makes his

And he makes his choice.

And he makes his

And he makes his choice.

In

In 24

In 24 hours

In 24 hours Tom's

In 24 hours Tom's here

In 24 hours Tom's here and

In 24 hours Tom's here and he's

In 24 hours Tom's here and he's going

going to

going to steal

going to steal a

going to steal a girl.

going to steal a girl. Tom's

going to steal a girl. Tom's available

available for

available for love,

available for love, romance

available for love, romance and

available for love, romance and I'm

available for love, romance and I'm guessing,

guessing, he's

guessing, he's not

guessing, he's not here

guessing, he's not here available

guessing, he's not here available for

for Saturday's

for Saturday's name

for Saturday's name away

for Saturday's name away to

for Saturday's name away to Newcastle

Newcastle Town.

Newcastle Town.Hi

Newcastle Town.Hi guys,

Newcastle Town.Hi guys, you

Newcastle Town.Hi guys, you OK

Newcastle Town.Hi guys, you OK J

Newcastle Town.Hi guys, you OK J nice

nice to

nice to meet

nice to meet you

nice to meet you bro.

nice to meet you bro. What's

nice to meet you bro. What's your

nice to meet you bro. What's your name?

name? Tom.

name?

name? Tom.

name? Tom. Where

Where you

Where you from?

Where you from? Doncaster

Where you from? Doncaster me.

Where you from? Doncaster me. Yeah

Where you from? Doncaster me. Yeah Donny.

Where you from? Doncaster me. Yeah

Where you from? Doncaster me. Yeah Donny.

Donny. How

How are

How are you?

How are you? Nice

How are you? Nice to

How are you? Nice to meet

How are you? Nice to meet you.

How are you? Nice to meet you. How

How are you? Nice to meet you. How are

are you

are you feeling?

are you feeling? Girls,

are you feeling? Girls, you

are you feeling? Girls, you want

are you feeling? Girls, you want to

are you feeling? Girls, you want to go

go for

go for a

go for a chat,

go for a chat, is

go for a chat, is that

go for a chat, is that all

go for a chat, is that all right.

go for a chat, is that all

go for a chat, is that all right.

go for a chat, is that all right. Is

Is that

Is that OK?

Is that

Is that OK?

Is that OK? Oh,

Oh, my

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. The

Oh, my God. The height

Oh, my God. The height on

Oh, my God. The height on Tom

Oh, my God. The height on Tom is

Oh, my God. The height on Tom is very

very nice.

very nice. Who

Who doesn't

Who doesn't like

Who doesn't like a

Who doesn't like a 6'5

Who doesn't like a 6'5 "

Who doesn't like a 6'5 " man.

Who doesn't like a 6'5 "

Who doesn't like a 6'5 " man.

Who doesn't like a 6'5 " man. Having

Having a

Having a chat

Having a chat with

Having a chat with them

Having a chat with them birds,

Having a chat with them birds, boys,

Having a chat with them birds, boys, I'm

I'm telling

I'm telling you,

I'm telling you, all

I'm telling you, all them

I'm telling you, all them girls.

I'm telling you, all them girls. Don't

Don't worry

Don't worry about

Don't worry about it,

Don't worry about it, chill.

Don't worry about it, chill. Nah.

I don't know if I've got a type, you know.

You're big on personality? Yeah, I think so.

Like, looks only go so far. 100%.

What it is for me, someone who can, like,

give me a bit of shit. Give me a bit of stick.

Yeah! Yeah!

I love that, me.

That's basically me!

He needs strong personalities.

What are the lads like?

They probably liked you until you turned around and said,

"I'll speak to the girls first."

Do you know what, I think they were all a bit, when you walked in,

they were like, a bit territorial.

Obviously you're a great looking guy as well.

Oh, thank you.

You're tall. You come in, and they're like... "Oh."

I feel like you've got a bit of confidence as well.

A little bit, yeah.

I'm not like a cocky dickhead or anything like that.

Tom, mate, you've got 30 seconds! If you don't come over here, mate!

He's a boxer!

LAUGHTER

Oh, man.

It's started already.

It doesn't faze you, like?

Take someone's missus. "I'm taking your missus."

You've got the power.

Yeah, innit. I like that, you know.

All the girls are unreal.

Like, tomorrow, I'm just gonna chat to them all,

see where they're at, get my game on.

Hello, mate.

How are you? You good? Yeah.

How does it feel to be in? Mad, bro.

It's surreal, isn't it? Yeah.

What is it you do? I play football.

Where do you play, bro? I'm a striker, yeah.

False nine?

So what are you thinking about the girls?

They all seem proper nice, but...

You've got to get to know them.

Looks only take it so far, you know what I mean?

What's your usual type?

Normally a blonde.

Er...

Go for the blonde!

LAUGHTER

I think Tom coming in has put a proper spanner in the work.

He's spiced things up.

I tell you what, he's made a few of us a bit shaky.

IAIN: The Islanders are about to play a game of dares.

While they do that, I'll quickly blow my nose. I'm a bit sniffly.

Hang on, some chancer's nicked my fancy glittery purple tissue box.

Ron!

Snog the Islander who you think would be the best kisser.

Straight in.

It was a good kiss. She's a good kisser.

Whoo!

Obviously the first kiss is always gonna be strange,

so I think we were a little bit "ee ee",

didn't really know what to do with each other.

Have a dance off with someone of your choice.

Who's good at dancing?

Oh, you!

Yeah!

Go on, girl, show us what you got. Let's clap.

THEY CHEER

It's all about the bunda.

Now you go.

CHEERING

You know, I'm a free spirit.

I just go with whatever the body's feeling.

Bless him, his two left feet!

And then he was doing...

this.

"Snog the Islander

"you would most like to share a bed with other than your partner."

SNIGGERING

SNIGGERING

# She's the baddest of them all

# The baddest of them all... #

GIGGLING

CHEERING, APPLAUSE

That kiss was actually a good kiss, I'm not gonna lie.

If we went for round two,

I wouldn't be mad, I would not be mad.

It was a good one.

"Give a lap dance to the Islander you fancy the most."

Come on, then.

# Why am I the only one On the dance floor?

# The DJ's killing it... #

'Ey, 'ey!

RIPPING

Oh, I just split my skirt!

LAUGHTER

Oh, my God.

My skirt split right open,

right down in the middle of my crack.

"Give a sensual foot massage to an Islander of your choice."

Mate, my feet are killing, not gonna lie!

LAUGHTER

You're in for a treat.

LAUGHTER

That's it!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

That's it, sensual, sensual.

Yes!

That's it, really get...

ALL SHOUT

Oh, my God.

I honestly died.

The tootsies were a little bit dirty

so we just licked them clean a little bit.

"Have a three-way kiss

"with two Islanders you think are the hottest."

This guy!

Anna-May and Tanyel.

Can't complain.

Lucky lad tonight, lucky lad.

LAUGHTER

Whoo!

I've definitely had better three-way kisses than that.

"Snog the three fittest Islanders."

I'm gonna go... Lana.

That's it, oh!

OK.

That's nice, to know that someone else fancies me.

Keep Ron on his toes, anyway.

GIGGLING

APPLAUSE

Obviously, my first night, snogged three unreal girls,

so, yeah, can't go too wrong with that.

Re-enact an orgasm for ten seconds

in front of the Islander you fancy the most.

Ten seconds?

# Mr lover man... #

HE MOANS ORGASMICALLY

Louder!

HE MOANS LOUDLY

Oh, my God, what the hell?!

HE MOANS

LAUGHTER

Mum, my sisters, my dad, I'm so sorry.

Cheers. APPLAUSE

IAIN: Oh, look out, Tanya, I think Shaq's coming.

I hope he's quieter than last time.

What's going on? Tanya, can I chat to you?

Oh, yes, of course. Thank you, darling.

Shall we go to the terrace? Yes, please. My favourite place.

How're you feeling? Yeah, good. Good.

How'd you find the game?

Oh, I'll tell you on the little terrace.

The more time I spend with Tanya, the more I get to know her

and the more I start to like things about her.

How did you... How did you find the game?

I thought it was exciting.

Like, I was like, this is a good icebreaker vibe.

You did well, though.

Yeah?

Maybe.

But, yeah, I can't lie,

that I can't have that kiss on my mind without us having another one.

Without another one? Without us having another kiss.

What, like, now? You tell me.

# Sweetest, me and you... #

You're gonna have to wait. Oh, is it? Mm-hm.

You're gonna have to wait for that kiss.

You're smooth, though. You're smooth, very smooth.

But, no, you're gonna have to wait. Yeah.

I really, really, really nearly went in for that kiss,

but, no, he's gotta work for it.

Can't just give it on the first night, you know?

But it was getting hot. It was getting real hot.

I can't lie, like, when I look at you,

it's the big brown eyes for me. Stop.

Really? Mm-hm.

You get a cuddle for that. Oh, I get a cuddle?

That's hopefully the first of many. I know.

IAIN: That's a nice cuddle for Shaq,

and I'm guessing the best is yet to come.

I hope he's quieter than last time. Right, you lot, time for bed.

# Every little thing you do... #

Don't get me wrong, that Tom fella's got his eyes on Lana.

But he's got his eyes on everyone.

He's gotta have his eyes on everyone.

I'd love to have an idea of who Tom's gonna couple up with.

I think he's feeling you up a bit. Yeah?

Another bird could come through,

absolutely pocket rocket and get him.

What're you gonna do then? Then I'm in trouble, aren't I?

You wearing a hat to bed, Haris, yeah?

GIGGLING # Every little thing you do

# Every little thing, every Every little thing... #

Like, I've been in my own bed by myself for so long now.

You're so cute.

# You could have The whole thing... #

Shall we take a picture of our first PJ sleepover?

Oh, cute. CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS

# On, and on, and on, and on Is it so wrong? #

I can't wait for a spoon.

LAUGHTER

HE YAWNS

I'm ready to go bed now. Who's ready?

ALL:Night.

# I've been thinking that I want you

# Cos I'm caught up In every little thing you do... #

# Every little thing you do. #

IAIN: The villa is actually haunted

by an evil spirit with a Go Pro strapped to its head. Woooooo!

OK, time for the Islanders' first morning in paradise.

Morning, ladies and gents.

There was plenty of pillow talk last night, wasn't there?

From you, bro.

Youse two were cuddling. Nah.

We didn't have a cuddle.

I don't know if it was just like how the blanket was, or what?

I think you need to keep your eyes over there.

You need to stop worrying about what's going on over here.

How are you feeling, Tom? Good, man.

Big decision today, mate. Big decision.

I reckon he likes a bed to himself, though.

Nah, I miss a little ting in my bed, bro.

Yeah, stay single.

Yeah, Tom, it's a busy day for you. A busy day, man.

All right, boys, how are we feeling about last night? Will?

Do you know what, I am a bit worried.

I am a bit worried. About?

Because you know what, I don't feel like I chatted to a girl

where I'm like 100%, like, that's who I want to, like, graft.

Do you know what I mean?

So I'll probably just go around, chat to everyone today.

I felt bad, cos obviously when Will got the foot message,

I was looking at him, like, no. "Please not me. Please not me."

You just don't even know what to expect with Will.

Like, he will just lift you up

and start spinning you around or something.

Obviously I'm coupled up with Will. He is so lovely.

I did kind of sleep on it.

But I kind of see him more as a friend.

Right, boys, how are we feeling about last night?

It is the first day.

Hasn't even been 24 hours, you know what I mean?

So yeah, they're all fucking unreal, aren't they? You know what I mean?

Kai? I had a few chats with her. Nothing, like...

Who's her? We don't know. Oh, with Tanyel.

You got on OK? Just talking.

Has it, like, made you see her in a different way?

Mate, she's been in my top two for the whole time anyway,

so she's not changed that.

If anything, it's reinforced it a bit.

As soon as I got into bed, his arm was like this.

I was like... It was so cheeky.

Like, "What are you doing? Please move!"

I feel like he is smitten over you, you know.

When he looks at you, he is literally, like, melting.

I don't take notice of none of these things. I'm just in my own world.

Today, you're gonna, like, really get to know him. Yeah. Dive deep.

That'll be nice. Yeah.

Lana?

You know what, we were having jokes for, like, quite a while,

we were actually having, like, nice chats.

Do you feel comfortable with him at all?

Yeah, I think I do.Yeah. I-I wouldn't...

I don't think I'd want to kiss him, like, properly yet.

I feel like it's still so early,

and if someone came in and was, like, 100% there for me...

Yeah.

..there's no way I wouldn't explore it.

Me and Lana, we sort of... It's up there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Will take a lot for this place, like, top spot.

Yeah. Not to say it can't be done. Yeah, nah, definitely.

But, you know, I'm not gonna force something else

when something good's going on.

Yeah, you got to explore, see it how goes.

What about you, mate?

I took...

I was talking to Tanya on the terrace and, like,

was talking about you lot's kiss.

And I was like, "Can't lie, I wish that was me,"

sort of thing, innit?

Then he was like, "A kind of my own kiss now."

Oh.So we were like, close... Did you literally lean in then?

No, he was like, "I really want to like my own kiss now."

And then I was like,

"No. I think you'll have to wait."

Me and Harris kept on getting quite close,

but we didn't get to anything.

Just like, footsies and little...

Yeah. Touch of hands.

Big decision today, mate. Busy day, man, yeah.

I'd say I'm gonna just literally, just,

pull them all and just chat to them all, obviously.

Erm... See what they're all saying.

D'you know what I mean? Because it is a big decision.

Yeah, yeah, you've got the power in your hands, mate.

Yeah.

All the power's in your hands.

IAIN: Tom's kicking off his graft, then, with make-up artist Lana.

I asked what I could do to make my face more attractive.

TEARFULLY: She handed me a balaclava.

Lana, do you want to go for a quick chat?

LANA: Yeah. How are you going now?

Yes. It's absolutely roasting.

Oi, oi, boys. Let the games begin.

PANTING

Right, this is where I've got to get a pump on, boys.

How are you? Yeah, not bad. How are you?

Yeah, you look good. Oh, thanks, so do you.

So what would you normally, look...

Like, what would you normally go for?

Erm, I'm typical girl, I'll go for tall, dark, handsome...

Right. ..which, you do tick those boxes. What about you?

Yeah, like, I'm normally blonde. Are you?

Yeah. I'm the only blonde in here.

LAUGHTER

So who's top three? Top three? Yes.

Can't give too much away. Don't worry, you're up there.

Am I?Somewhere, somewhere around there, you are.

What about you? Yeah, you're up there.

Not giving too much away to soon, Jesus.

Yeah, I like a little bit of a chase.

Not too much! A little bit of a chase.

If it's someone I want, then... Yeah.

At the end of the day, no one's got loyalties yet.

How did you feel about that challenge last night?

How was it like for you for those three kisses?

Yeah. It was a good kiss, wasn't it?

You, I know. I'll take that.

So you're not like...

You're not into the gym or anything?

I have tried to go to the gym, but I just really don't enjoy it.

Yeah. You'd enjoy it with me.

But I've had PTs before. Oh, really?

Maybe you could give me a few lessons in the gym, then.

I'll take that.

I'll hate every minute, but I'll be fine.

Yeah.

Tom pulled me for a chat.

Which was a nice chat, quite a flirty guy.

Like, he flirts with his eyes, you can see that he's doing it.

But it's such early days,

me and Ron have only known each other 24 hours.

I'm just going to have to go with the flow.

Tom's sniffing around Olivia.

Farmer Will had better watch his back.

Luckily, Tom doesn't need to watch his back

cos Olivia is doing it for him.

Oh, Farmer Will...

You're basically getting a free massage!

LAUGHTER

Talk to me. How are you?

Good, you? Yeah. Yeah.

Just thought I'd pull you for a little... Little chinwag.

Yeah. See what you are saying. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

When you did obviously first come in, like, you did catch my eye,

I can't lie. Really?

I didn't get any eye contact from you.

Did you not? No.

Can't give too much away.

Take your glasses off a sec. Yeah. Got nice eyes.

Yours are green. Yours are brown. Yeah.

Nice observations. Yeah.

Do you mind if I put my glasses on now? No.

Do you want eye contact? LAUGHTER

So what's like...

Obviously, who would you normally go for?

What would you... your type be?

I always say they have to be funny and they have to make me laugh.

And just someone that is just a good time.

Yeah. Yeah, you need that.

I just want to laugh every day with someone. Yeah.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

But I think we really get on, actually. Yeah, I do.

Olivia... I feel like she is a bit fiery. I really like that.

But, yeah, it's kind of every lad's dream to just pick

different girls each time, go for a little chat.

Tom's cracking on with hairstylist Tanyel right in front of Kai!

The poor lad wants to curl up and die.

Tanyel could help with the curling up and dyeing,

but a blow-dry is extra.

Can you drive? To London? Yeah. About...

Do you want to come to have a little chat?Yeah.

How are you? I'm good, how are you?

I'm good, thank you. Yeah?

I think when you meet the one, you know. That's it.

Obviously I am a believer like whatever is meant to be, I will be.

Do you know I mean? If it didn't work out, it didn't work out.

Yeah, I agree. I'm not like, oh, yeah, I need a girlfriend.

But I feel like, once I click with someone and I know, like, I

haven't, like...

On the outside, I haven't really met girl I've been like wow.

Do you know I mean? Yeah.

Do you feel any type of way watching them too?

I mean, she says she doesn't fancy him...

I couldn't imagine them together. No. I couldn't.

If I'm going to be honest... They just don't gel.

With her, I think the only Latin here that could probably put

up with hers probably me. How do you feel about the girls you spoken to?

Is there anyone that hot your eye?

Yeah, there's a few that has, my eye. Yeah. Can't give too much away.

So, Tom is really sweet and he seems really confident.

I rate Harvey has come in and like he has come here to get what

mate.

Hello, hello, hello. He's been a busy boy this morning!

You've been scoring top men's, you, me!

Come to steal this lovely lady away. Yeah, no problem, yeah, you, you.

You've got

You've got a

You've got a time

You've got a time limit

You've got a time limit though,

You've got a time limit though, yeah?

yeah? I

yeah? I will

yeah? I will

yeah? I will

yeah? I will

yeah? I will time

yeah? I will time

yeah? I will time

yeah? I will time it,

yeah? I will time it, mate.

yeah? I will time it,

yeah? I will time it,

How long have we got? Already got... Yeah. Should give you them eyes.

There is number four. He's got them all today! He's exploring.

Like Dora

Like Dora the

Like Dora the Explorer,

Like Dora the Explorer, the

Like Dora the Explorer, the minute.

Like Dora the Explorer, the minute.

Don't feel like really don't think.

Yeah, swear. Pick up a suncream, because I need to do my legs.

It's so warm, though, innit?

It's boiling, but I was so cold last night.

I like your accent, mate.

My accent?

"Boiling!"

I know, it's, like, different to anyone else's.

I hope they don't get another Welsh girl in,

I like being the only one.

HE LAUGHS

But, yeah, so, how are you feeling about tonight?

Yeah, er...

Just trying to, like, get everyone's vibe.

Yeah.

How's things with you and Anna?

Yeah, Anna-May, obviously, she's a nice girl, mate.

She's obviously around my age, know what I mean?

Yeah.

Like, 20, 21, so there's no awkwardness there.

So, yeah, I can't wait, man.

I can't wait for tonight.

We're just gonna have to be on the ball.

Well...

It's just a case of just sitting back here

and just sort of death-staring them out, mate.

How are you feeling?

Yeah, I'm good, like, erm...

How are you feeling?

That's the more important question.

Good, like, I've got my options open.

I'm in a couple with Haris at the minute.

Yeah, he's a good lad.

He's really nice, to be fair.

He's not usually, like, my sort of type.Right.

He is my type, but he's quite young. Right.

Like, I'm 20, he's 21,

but I usually tend to go for, like, 23, 24, 25.Oh, really?

I'm 23.

There we are, then, that's one tick.

HE LAUGHS

I'd say you were my type. Right, OK.

That's two ticks. Yeah, two ticks.

Can we get a hat-trick?

Mm, maybe.

Like, I am attracted to you. Mm.

I would say you're in my top three. Right.

But, yeah, so, like, where's your head at at the minute?

Obviously, you're all, like, stunning,

but in different ways, which is nice.

I feel like everybody's a bit different.

Yeah, that's so nice.

Obviously, for me, coming in here was, like...

What did you think when I walked in?

What was your first vibe?

What were you thinking?

Fit.

Right.

What are you like?

Are you the type of girl that sips a drink

or are you on the dance floor?

I'm a bit of a dance floor girl, I think.Yeah, that's me.

I like giving people the eye.

Yeah?

Who I fancy.

What is the eye?

Maybe I'll give you the eye later, you'll see.

You'll know if I do it. Right, OK.

You'll definitely know if I'm doing it.

Have you given it out to anyone yet?

No.

Good chat.

Let's make a move.

If Tom did pick me, I wouldn't be devastated,

because I haven't really got to know Haris yet.

Like, obviously, we're all still in the villa,

we've all got the chance to get to know each other.

My options are very open at the moment,

so I'm down to get to know everyone.

Pick of the bunch.

Hey, you.

Hey, you!

Busy lad, do you want to take a break?

Do you want to breathe for a second?

I'm gonna steal Tanya away from you.

See you later.

Been a pleasure!

Bye!

How are you?

How are you? Good. How are you?

I'm good. I'm sweating.

Shall we go over there? Yeah.

I like that bikini. Thank you.

I was like, "I need to stand out. Do you know what I mean?"

I love freakishly tall guys. Do you? Yeah.

So you think I'm a freak? Yes!

I feel like I'm getting those vibes. Like, dark horse vibes.

Yeah, maybe.

You've surprised me.

Why? When I walked in, what did you think?

When you walked in, I was like, "Tall, oh, my God.

"Look at the legs. The legs!"

I loved the little co-ords you had going on, the shoes.

That was nice. I was like, he's definitely, like, a neat guy.

Yeah, yeah. You've got to match, you know what I mean?

Yeah! I love it.

And then I love a beard, obviously. Right.

Can't say no to a beard. No. You can't.

And the way you were just confident. Like, I like it.

You fit in. Like, it's like you've been here this whole time.Yeah.

Are you, like, a bit nervous?

I mean, there's always a chance that he could pick Tanya.

Steal your girl.

Obviously, she's a beautiful girl. She's got the chat as well.

Like, look at them now. Yeah...

What are you thinking? Be honest.

I don't know. I feel like, obviously, you're very attractive.

Thank you.

Really, really good personality. Oh, thank you.

Very nice. Yeah?

And yeah, your fucking sexy little accent.

Stop! Not the accent! Yeah.

Oh, my God. So, obviously Tom has a very big decision to make tonight.

He's not really giving away who he's gonna pick.

Like, any conversation you have with him,

he's keeping his cards very close to his chest.

I'm glad we've had this chitchat.

Because I'm very surprised, actually.

Are you? Yeah. Good.

I'm very surprised.

I was thinking, is he gonna have a personality, though?

Is it just a tall, good-looking guy?Yeah.

But you've got a good personality to match with it.Thank you.

This is spinning my head, honestly. Is it?

Yes! I'm like, I'm not closing myself off.

No, you can't. Definitely not.

IAIN: That Villa's quieter than the launch party for my autobiography

about missing out on the top job in a supermarket.

It's called Spa.

And the reason everybody's left is it's challenge time.

In today's challenge,

our Islanders' deepest, darkest, and dirtiest secrets

will be aired as they play Dirty Laundry.

# Talk dirty to me. #

It's boys versus girls.

First, the contestants appear from the giant washing machine

and slide into the bowl of foam. There goes Ron.

Hidden props give them clues.

Fish and a little pussycat.

And a giant pair of laminated cardboard pants

will reveal somebody's saucy secrets.

"This girl once made a catfish account

"to stalk a guy, and got caught."

Oh!

Ah-ha! It's a shot glass!

Ah-ha! It's a shot glass!

"This girl describes her favourite sex position as back shots."

CHEERING

Back shots, because it's from the back, you know what I mean.

And you're getting shot, shot, shot.

CHEERING

What's that? Popcorn. Ooh!

"This girl has had sex in a cinema toilet."

Which one?

CHEERING

It was a cute little kiss. A bit sloppy. But I don't mind that.

That's what you call a box office smash.

What is that, a Barbie?

It is like a doll and a dumbbell.

"This girl told her parents that she was going to the gym

"when she was actually getting a boob job."

Go on!

You know what, I'm OK with it. If it's in the game, I'm OK with it.

Well, actually, no, that's a lie. That's a lie, I'm still bothered.

It's a restaurant bill, but it's split in half.

"This girl offers to pay on their first date,

"and if the boy accepts, she'll not see them again."

I just thought, like, give her a little kiss,

and then, yeah, she was a good kisser, to be fair to her.

Tanyel!

Obviously.

If he offers to take me out on a date,

then you're taking me out on a date.

If you can't provide for me,

then how are you going to provide for me and a family one day.

So why would I go on a second date with you? Never!

IAIN: Now it's the girls' turn.

And Lana's on the slide.

Two girls, two boys. Any guesses?

"This boy has had a foursome with his mate and two girls."

It was better than our first kiss, because we clashed teeth last time.

If we'd done that twice, I would have been really embarrassed.

I would have thought,

"Oh, God, one of us is obviously a bad kisser."

Harry.

Oh, God, I'm so shocked.

"Mum, you're one in a million" card. "Call me."

"This boy says his special talent is pulling milfs."

I feel like Anna-May wanted to deep down kiss Kai, I can't lie.

A teddy bear with a chain on it, saying "Sergeant snake."

"This boy once told a girl he was joining the army,

"just to stop seeing her."

That is rude.

CHEERING

Olivia's one was a bit long. I was like, no, no.

Can we round-up this kiss?

But I just have to hold it in.

But that one was like, ouch.

Shaq!

CHEERING

And did she ever find out you lied about it?

Well, she's gonna see when she sees me on this.

We've got some hair removal cream.

"This boy once blistered his entire body

"from using hair removal cream before a lads holiday."

It's all right, she can kiss a few frogs to find her prince.

LAUGHTER, CHEERING

A fake foot.

"This boy claims to have had his Nan's initial tattooed on his foot.

"When, really, it's a girl he slept with on a lads' holiday."

# We're in trouble

# Something's come along And it's burst our bubble... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

So, I've got a menu. It says:

"Prawn cocktail."

LAUGHTER

"Chicken tikka massage-her."

And desert - "Ice make-her-scream."

Oh, my God! That's a vibe.

"This boy was caught having sex in a restaurant by the waiter."

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh...!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I feel like I've kissed most of the boys now.

Honestly, I think... Who have I not kissed?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

GIRLS CHEER

IAIN: The challenge is over and the girls have cleaned up.

Well, actually, they've all cleaned up, but the girls won.

Back at the villa, Shaq's realising that,

when it comes to Tanya, he's got major feelings.

Coincidentally, Major Feelings is Shaq's pretend army name.

If I'm being honest, yeah, I feel like, the more I see her,

I think the more I'm feeling her, bro.

Who, Tanya? Yeah.

I don't... Like, we don't even have to say anything.

I've barely spoken to her today.

I spoke to her this morning, and then that's it.

But it's just like, I'm seeing her, and I'm just like...

girl, like, I'm feeling you. Do you know what I mean?

Are you a little bit worried, like, he might pick Lana tonight?

I think he will. I know Tom is into her.

Maybe he might, like, see, how you two are together

and think, like, you lot look like you belong together.

And it's just, it looks like it flows.

Him, he could not give a fuck.

You know, he's come in here, he'll tread on anyone's toes.

He's got no loyalty to anyone.

Although he's a nice chap and that, he don't know us the same way...

All right, it's been a matter of a day, but even if she isn't giving

too much back, she's not gonna close herself off completely.

Fingers crossed, if Tom picks another girl,

which I'm praying that he does, then I can get to know Lana better

and better and better and then after however many days or whatever,

I can see myself kind of liking her a little bit.

You've actually got quite nice eyes.

I think they are grey and in some lights, they are a bit blue.

I think they are more blue. See, I've got two different colour eyes.

I've got one green, one blue. Yeah. Obviously not a sob story.

Don't give me any synpathy. I'm actually blind in one eye.

From when you were born? Really? No, football. I was eight, nine.

I was in a football... The ball came over, I went to head the ball,

he came up with his foot and sort of knocked me out.

It detached my retina.

So I had loads of operations as a kid, trying to fix it.

After I don't know, five or six, they basically said, no,

you're not

you're not going

you're not going to

you're not going to get

you're not going to get it

it back.

it

it

You got a good colour out of it then.

Yeah, it's unique, I'll give it that. It's cool. I like it.

It was nice of him to open up

because I feel like things like that,

I normally just let people approach me about it instead of asking,

but he seemed to really open up, which is nice.

I mean,

I mean,

I mean,

I mean, you'll

I mean, you'll probably

I mean, you'll probably laugh

I mean, you'll probably laugh if

if it

if it happens,

if it

if it

but it might look as if I'm not looking at you, sort of thing. Yeah.

So, if I've got one eye on you,

I haven't got a wandering eye for another girl, I promise you that.

It's just my dodgy eye.

I wouldn't look at you and think you any less fit, do you what I mean?

IAIN: Tonight, one boy must make an agonising decision

that will rock the entire villa.

But if Ron wants to go with the plain white t-shirt,

that his choice.

Yeah, I saw that earlier. That's nice.

IAIN: Oh, yeah, and Tom's got to steal a girl.

I don't know what to wear tonight, girls?

What have we got to be wearing tonight, then?

I don't know whether to go to like a nice blue...

You need to be wearing these, Ron, mate. These will suit you.

Ooh, that's nice. This is, like, my key...

This is a skirt. Love that.

RON:I'm gonna wear this if I have a date or something.

Um, what you thinking? Any idea where your head's going?

It's weird, because they're all...

Obviously, they're all so fit and that,

but they're all so different to each other.

You have the power tonight, man. Yeah.

# I feel it in my head My shoulders... #

Oh!

How's everyone feeling, guys? Good.

There's more coming.

# My head, my shoulders... #

Kai, how's things with Tanya? Good, bro.

I feel like it's... could be something there.

Tonight's a mystery, I feel like.

Do you feel nervous about tonight,

considering the chances he had been looking at her?

You know what?

I'm fairly open about it all, do you know what I mean?

When he spoke with Tom, though, was he giving you a vibe?

LANA:I don't know, I only had one conversation this morning,

do you know what I mean?

But, like, he's just got, like, a bit of banter.

Are you nervous about tonight? Uh, yeah.

# My head, my shoulders Kneas and toes.. #

CHEERING

Right, Tom's gonna say the toast!

Guys, you are all making me feel so welcome,

and to making some unbelievable memories this time around.

CHEERING

Barnsley boy! Ha!

So, obviously, spoke to you earlier.

Yeah. Good chat.

That was a decent chat, you. Obviously, you're with Will.

I'm with Anna-May, we get along, you know what I mean?

Happy.

Yeah, we'll see, d'you know what I mean,

I'll chat her again tonight, we'll see where her head's at,

because you never know,

she might be swinging towards someone else.

And I'm not one of them to wait kind of thing, you know what I mean?

You're in a pickle, though,

I think Tom could potentially pick you.

Yeah, that's where I'm a bit like, my head's a bit scrambled because,

obviously, I am very much attracted to you.

Yeah.But obviously, I think he could potentially pick me,

but I don't know.

I wanted to let you know how I'm feeling.

OK, so if Tom picks me, does it mean that...

Me and you... I'm gonna stop getting to know you?

At all? Right? Yeah, obviously not, I didn't say that.

No, I'm telling you that.

Cos...

Don't laugh.Obviously not. This is a serious moment.Yeah.

Cos I'm feeling you.OK.

OK?Yeah, that's... That's perfect.

But I didn't know if you knew that.OK.

I want to...

No, cos you and me were just...

Stop, cos you're making me...

Oh, what a pickle!

Ooh!

What? Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Ah! Right, I need you to help me. It's really long.

Fucking hell.

Oh, look at you, putting cream on for me.

Right, sort of bend, like, bend...

You're gonna have to, like, you're gonna have to go like that.

SHE GIGGLES

OK. What are you doing?

They're really long.

So, where's this go?

Huh? No, so it needs to be in a bow.

Oh, wait, has it come undone? Yeah.

OK, it needs to be in, like, a tight bow.

Ow!

Sorry! Your fucking hair was there.

OK. OK, yeah, that's fair enough.

Right.

OK. Did you double knot it?

I'm gonna double knot it now.

Cos I can't have it falling down.

Fucking hell.

You're a bit red on the shoulders, like.

Yeah, I'm sunburned.

Ow, don't make it worse.

Let's go. OK.

Don't forget the phone.

Oh, thanks. What would I do without you?

IAIN: Tom's having a last chat with the girls

before making his decision.

Ron warned Lana that Tom's not afraid to stand on people's toes,

so she's wearing her sturdiest steel toe capped boots.

You look really nice, by the way. Thank you. So do you.

I just wanted to know where, like, your head's at? Yeah.

In terms of everything?

Yeah. Obviously in terms of me and stuff.

I think you're lovely, and you're my type. Yeah.

Whatever happens happens. Like, you've got to make a choice for you.

Yeah. So, the ball's in your court, really.

Yeah. Honestly, like, being truthful,

I don't have a fucking clue.

It's a difficult one. I don't envy you.

So where's your head at?

Like, obviously with me. Yeah.

Obviously I am attracted to you. Yeah.

And I feel like we do really get on.

And I would like to get to know you more.Yeah.

Give me a little, like ring walk here. Go on. OK. All right.

I don't have the board, though. You have to walk in.

No, cos everyone's gonna see.

Use that, use that.

This? OK.

OK, so I'd walk, and get in the ring.

Do you know what I mean?

Shit!

And then maybe...

I just wanted to see, like, where you was at and stuff.

I really enjoyed our chat.

I did, yeah.

You give me mysterious vibes.

I love the tension.

I loved our kiss in the challenge. Yeah.

I just wanted to kiss you and see if you were a good kisser.

Really? What did you think? Be honest.

Yeah, good kisser. Yeah?

Good. Yeah.

Good, good. But, yeah, that's basically where I'm at.

I'm open. Very, very much open. I just go with the flow.

I'm excited! I'm scared at the same time.

I'm like, "Oh, my God, what's he gonna do?"

IAIN: The transfer window is about to close,

so the boys want to know what the footballer's thinking.

Tom, what you saying, bro?

Who's, like, giving you the best energy back?

TEXT ALERT

ALL:Oh...!

Got a text! No, you haven't, you're lying!

READS ALOUD:

# Ah.... Who's watching... #

READS ALOUD:

# I always feel like...# Let's go.

# Somebody's watching me Watching me... #

# It's just the beginning It's only the start

# Eliminating Out of the dark

# It's just the beginning From only a spark

# The whole world is waiting It's only the start

# It's only just begun... #

It's been a very tough decision for me.

What's made it so hard

is all the girls have got, like, such different personalities.

Which I find really attractive.

It has been a very, very tough decision.

# It's just the beginning

# It's only the start... #

# It's only the start... #

I've decided to couple up with this girl

because I definitely think she'll keep me on my toes.

I think she's absolutely stunning.

And, yeah, I know it's only early days, but...

I do genuinely think there is probably something there

with this girl.

The girl I'd like to couple up with is...

Olivia.

# I've been to war in hell and back again

# Some say this is where It all could end. #

TEXT ALERT

I just got a text.

Will, you are now single. At the end of the week,

all Islanders will take part in every coupling.

all Islanders

all Islanders will

all Islanders will take

all Islanders will take part

all Islanders will take part in

in re-coupling.

in

in

The Islander not picked to be in a couple

will be dumped from the island.

IAIN: Tomorrow night, two new bombshells are on their way.

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