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(Woman screams)
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What's wrong with you?
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Sometimes I dream.
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Dream? About what?
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It's dark
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there's a woman crying.
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Do you wanna do it again?
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OK
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Phil!
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Aw! Sick.
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(farmer screaming)
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(shitting noises)
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(epic music)
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Still got it.
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(creepy music)
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(man screaming in distance)
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(man screaming)
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Stay back.
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You, you killed him!
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Shut up.
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Who are you?
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Who was that large cocked man?
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That was no man.
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That was something far worse.
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What was it?
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How the hell are you still alive?
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What are you talkin' about?
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The water!
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The water.
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What water?
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You don't know about the water?
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(women screaming)
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What are we gonna do?
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The first thing you gonna do is shut the fuck up and sit down.
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Let me think what we gonna do.
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(man screaming)
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Stay right here ladies.
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(heart beating)
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Who are you?
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Misandra
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They call me Phil
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Phil O'Ginny
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It's Irish.
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When did it happen?
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Twelve days ago
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Everything I ever loved...
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Everything anyone ever loved...
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It all went to hell.
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We are so in love
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To us,
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Fuck anybody who's not in love like we are
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Must be fags
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Total fuckin' queers
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Yield beast!
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(joyful music)
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Hey babe,
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Can you fix me a glass of water please?
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Of course.
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Thank you.
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(Haunting music, water gushing)
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Thanks babe.
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So how was your day?
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It was good, it was good.
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Hey you know that uh...
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that picture I have of you in my wallet?
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Yeah?
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I totally beat off to it during my lunch break.
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(Giggles)
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(kissing)
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(interior sounds of penis entering vagina)
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(haunting music)
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Ugh...
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What's wrong?
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I... I don't feel so good.
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I don't...
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(sudden music!)
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I hate women!
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(hardcore music)
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(man screaming)
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Ugh... I'm so fucking thirsty
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I'm almost out.
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I know of a well,
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It might be un-tainted.
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You can come with me...
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but you've gotta pull your weight.
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If all shit goes to hell,
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I will not hesitate to kill you and eat your dead body for sustenance. Understand?
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You'll eat my corpse if you have to...
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Good. Lets go.
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(Haunting music)
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(Woman screaming)
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That nice-boobed girl! We have to help her.
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No!
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No!
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Nooooo!
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She was so hot!
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Damn you!
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You son of a bitch!
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(Gun shots!)
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(Epic music)
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Get some rest.
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(Scary Dream Music)
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Ah!
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Shut up Pussy!
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Fuck! I'm so fucked!
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How long until we get to that well you were talkin' about?
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Soon, maybe a day.
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I just really don't want to have to drink my own piss.
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I'm going to look for food, stay here.
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Phil? Phil O'Ginny?
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Mr. Johnson?
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They call me Houdini now.
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Who?
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Meet my crew!
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Browneye!
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Balloon Knot!
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Chili Dog!
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Suave Daddy!
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Pink Sock!
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and Alligator Fuckhouse!
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It's nice to meet you.
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I have proven my leadership abilities by excelling in various forms of hand to hand combat.
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This fist is legend.
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A legend in fisting!
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Yes. This fist has gotten me
out of many tight jams,
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and into them,
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repeatedly,
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again and again.
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It is a good fist.
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So! How did a boy like Phil O'Ginny,
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never suited up a day in his life,
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possibly survive the end of society?
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Ironic isn't it?
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I guess
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Must of been luck that's
kept you alive this long.
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Yeah? Well what about you?
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Me?
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I've been training for this day my whole life.
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(80s Arena Rock)
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♫ Broken hearts and lonely eyes ♫
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♫ are raining down from the empty skies♫
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♫ I didn't see the imminent demise ♫
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♫ of our love once on the rise. ♫
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♫ Lightning striking in the
depths of my soul ♫
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♫ cracking thunder waking ghosts of old♫
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♫ now the thoughts of the love you sold ♫
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♫ are driving me crazy and taking hold. ♫
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♫ I tried to tell you ♫
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♫ but you didn't listen. ♫
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♫ You can only push it so far
(that's what she said) ♫
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♫ I'll bury you in the sky. ♫
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♫ I fuckin' told you! ♫
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♫ I can be a mean man. ♫
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♫ You crossed me for the last time. ♫
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♫ Again, I'll bury in the sky! ♫
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♫ We'll meet ♫
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♫ within the shadows of love. ♫
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Shirts and skins boys!
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Shits and skins...
Hey Anderson take your shirt off!
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I said take it off!
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Mmmm!
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Mr. O'Ginny,
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n o uniform again.
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Do you know what grade you have in this class O'Ginny?
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You have a zero,
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a fucking zero.
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Do you have any idea how insanely pathetic that is?
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How many years you been held back now?
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Seriously, I wanna know.
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You are a limp-dick pathetic husk of a man!
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I just thought you should know that.
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Hey Anderson I swear to god
you chubby fuck
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if you don't fix that corner
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I'm gonna fucking ram my fist up your ass!
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It's about time bitch!
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Are we gonna be alright Papa?
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It's ok son, we'll be alright.
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But I'm scared.
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I'm scared too,
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but don't worry, we'll get out of here
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You're mother didn't die just so we could be stuck in this...
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(Cage opens)
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No!
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I have to get my son out of here!
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I have to get my son!
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No!
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Papa!
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(sad music)
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Fuckin' stupid shit,
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God damn ridiculous fucking... shit.
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So did you like the movie?
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No.
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(telephone rings)
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What?
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Yeah. It's your fucking grandpa.
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I hate that asshole.
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Hello?
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Oh my god. Oh my god.
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What's wrong babe?
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Are you hurt?
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My grandma died.
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I loved her so much.
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So you're not hurt?
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No, why do you keep asking me that?
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I just want to make you feel better.
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But you're not...
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What?
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Hurt.
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No, what the hell is wrong with you?
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I know, I know what'll help.
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What are you doing?
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I'm gonna give you something to cry about.
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Don't worry, don't cry
I promise it'll make you feel better
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I love you.
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Get the fuck away from me!
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Bitch!
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If I fucking give you something to cry about you won't have a reason to cry anymore.
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Daddy?
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Daddy.
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Are you hurt?
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Why are you crying?
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I'll give you something to cry about.
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(Screaming)
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(Creepy wind-up toy music)
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Look a girl!
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Let's gang rape her!
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Woh woh woh, she's with me.
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You guys are joking right?
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Gang rape is not a joke.
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We take it very seriously.
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Have you ever gang-raped before?
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Out of this world...
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Houdini...
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You see Phil, there is no society anymore
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Gang rape's OK now.
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Back off! Back off bro!
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You know what you are man?
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You're a cock blocker, a filthy cock blocker.
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You're right, I am a cock blocker.
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I'm the best cock blocker that I know.
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And you know what?
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All your cocks
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just got blocked.
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Nobody blocks my cock!
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(Epic music)
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Shirts and skins boys
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Shirts and skins...
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(cackling)
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It's just not an apocalypse without a circle of death!
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(blood curdling screams)
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Who are you?
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They call me Ludas!
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I guess I should thank you.
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You could.
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Thanks.
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You are in need of water,
come with me if you want to get it.
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Did you really need to rip off his face?
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Justice is cruelty and pain.
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I'm sorry if you don't like it!
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Well... to the water then?
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I guess I don't have a choice.
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This, is my friend's parent's basement.
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This place...
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This place has been my sanctuary
and my savior.
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I lied. There is no water here.
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Only wine.
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This wine has nourished my body and drowned my soul.
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It is untainted.
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A gift from god perhaps.
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Life is a dark chasm,
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No hope, no light.
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In the world before it was easy with our distractions and laws,
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to think of the world as a good place.
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The truth,
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the truth is that the world is
cold, dark, and loveless.
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I would have killed myself...
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had this wine not taken the
edge off of my madness.
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The horror that I bore witness.
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That unfathomable, unknowable,
illimitable, insidious...
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ultimate horror paralysis that I experienced,
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was truly of a hideous dream nature.
283
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:34,320
Do you have any of that wine you were talking about earlier?
284
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,520
Very well.
285
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:46,240
Let us partake of this winey goodness.
286
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:51,800
Let us not forget our sins.
287
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:04,280
It is aged and good.
288
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:06,760
Totally.
289
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:11,480
And now my fellow travelers,
290
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:16,160
I will tell you my story.
291
00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:18,040
I must.
292
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:20,880
You will hear, you will hear and take heed.
293
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,400
It all started...
294
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:27,440
back when I had a face.
295
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,040
(science music)
296
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,880
So I've uh...
297
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:14,560
been thinking about the future a little bit...
298
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:17,080
Hey! Hey look at this bro.
299
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:22,760
Holy shit, this is some great fucking work!
300
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,240
We're close,
301
00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:27,040
very close.
302
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,640
You never seise to amaze me my friend.
303
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,600
Yeah,
304
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,760
thanks, yeah.
305
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:51,520
Fuck! Fucking gay pen.
306
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,840
Here, use mine.
307
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:02,400
(birds tweeting, children laughing)
308
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,000
Oh, is this a gel pen?
309
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:11,920
Yeah.
310
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,440
Gel pens are great.
311
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,000
Yeah.
312
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,560
Thanks.
313
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,440
Dude.
314
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,080
Yeah?
315
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,080
When we're famous scientists,
316
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,560
We are gonna get some
mad fucking pussy.
317
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:44,080
Really?
318
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,120
Oh yeah,
319
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:51,160
fucking girls will be like lining up in droves to suck our cocks.
320
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:53,440
I don't know if that's true.
321
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,240
I mean,
322
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:57,840
how many girls want to
suck your cock now?
323
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,040
Uh, probably none.
324
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,040
Maybe uh, Gina kinda likes me.
325
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,040
Oh no, fuck that bitch.
326
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:11,240
I'm talking about super hot bitches.
327
00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:15,240
Girls that really know how to suck a cock.
328
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:17,760
I don't really know any women like that.
329
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,400
You will,
330
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,360
when we're rich and famous...
331
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:27,160
it will be some serious, total...
332
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:30,600
balls-to-the-wall cock sucking.
333
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,320
It's just the way it is.
334
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:38,040
Alright, I'm gonna do it.
335
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,480
Are you ready?
336
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,040
Yeah, yeah OK.
337
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,080
Are you sure?
338
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:44,280
This, this is gonna hurt.
339
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:47,080
Nah no just a little... little tickle.
340
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,120
Alright, OK.
341
00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:54,000
Alright, I'm gonna do it on three.
342
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,640
One...
343
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,120
Two...
344
00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,320
Alright I can't do this.
345
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,000
No I'm not gonna do this. Never...
346
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,800
What are you a fucking pussy?
347
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:05,480
You wanna be a famous scientist?
348
00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:09,880
Yeah.
349
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,360
You promise this isn't gonna hurt?
350
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,400
I promise.
351
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,840
Alright just do it.
352
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,400
Just do it quick.
353
00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:51,800
First off I want to make sure that none of you are faggots.
354
00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,800
Are you a faggot?
355
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,760
No? OK good.
356
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,360
What do you have?
357
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:01,720
You see...
358
00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:07,160
we extracted the chemical from the male body that controls penis function.
359
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,720
With it we can...
360
00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:12,840
stimulate the dick receptors inside the balls
361
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:16,400
and therefore super-charge the cock itself.
362
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:20,040
Astronomically increasing
the subject's chances
363
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,520
of getting his cock sucked.
364
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,400
Here's our initial findings.
365
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:32,160
Whow, that's amazing.
366
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,240
I mean...
367
00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:36,080
I'm not saying I have a small dick or anything, cause I don't!
368
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:39,600
But uh.. man, this is good.
369
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,640
I have this friend, his name is Jim,
370
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:46,200
Jim J, J, J Jim, lets call him that.
371
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,280
Well he's got this little tiny rod
372
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:49,840
of a piece of shit dick that
373
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,880
no woman would ever want to fuck!
374
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,120
And he, I mean I, I mean he, fuck!
375
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,320
He would love it,
376
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:00,920
I'll give you the funding.
377
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:09,800
(Nazi anthem)
378
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:51,400
That's us! That's our penis enhancer!
379
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:02,480
I just wanted to let you know I accepted a job at Questor University
380
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,400
It was a really good opportunity and...
381
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,920
I can't be a lab assistant forever
382
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,320
I just wanted to let you know.
383
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:18,600
I won't forget you.
384
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,760
Gina wait...
385
00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:31,320
Wait.
386
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:43,600
Sure, yeah, go, that's good.
387
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:53,200
You know I'm really starting to doubt your commitment to the project.
388
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,640
I'm just saying theoretically,
389
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:59,200
couldn't we just find a chick who would bang us both at the same time without
390
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,520
actually having to be rich and famous.
391
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,880
Like uh... like a skank or something.
392
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,080
Everybody knows
393
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:07,840
that the existential mysteries of life
394
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,200
are revealed though material possessions
395
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,160
and monetary gain.
396
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,440
You fucking idiot!
397
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,720
Sometimes you're so stupid.
398
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,680
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
399
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:31,040
Yeah, it's ok.
400
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:33,440
Bro...
401
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:35,320
Yeah?
402
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,600
I love you.
403
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:43,400
What was that?
404
00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:45,520
Drew?
405
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,320
Drew are you down here?
406
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:48,360
No.
407
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:49,720
Listen uh, Drew...
408
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:52,120
were you and your friends
messing around with my wine collection?
409
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:53,480
No dad.
410
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:58,560
You know how much I was
looking forward to drinking that
1983 Campbell Farms Merlou.
411
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:00,040
Fuck you.
412
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:01,880
What have I told you about language son?
413
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:02,760
Come on.
414
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,200
So anyway...
415
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,040
How are the experiments going?
416
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:11,680
We're only on the verge of a major scientific break-though.
417
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,160
Mmhmm...
418
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,720
So you say all this stuff's gonna help me grow a bigger Johnson huh?
419
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:19,400
No dad, you don't get any.
420
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,080
Well I mean I've got a pretty good one now,
421
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:22,160
but uh,
422
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,280
I could stand to use another eight
or nine inches right?
423
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:26,360
Yeah...
424
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,600
I mean who couldn't? Right son?
425
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:29,280
But uh,
426
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:31,120
when you guys get rich and famous,
427
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:32,160
send over some of those hot ladies
428
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,080
you're always talking about
429
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:34,160
to your old man alright?
430
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:39,200
You don't get any of my rich guy pussy when I'm rich, you're done with pussy.
431
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,440
Oh come on son,
432
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,560
now watch the language alright?
433
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:45,360
No!
434
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,120
We have to put a stop to Cockzantium.
435
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:49,080
Oh really?
436
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,880
I have a vision,
437
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:55,600
a dream of what could be
thanks to Cockzantium.
438
00:45:56,400 --> 00:46:00,320
And I'm not just stroking egos here boy we're creating a whole new world.
439
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:03,600
A utopian society where all men
are of equal value
440
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,640
and all women will tremble before the
441
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:09,480
might of our raging, throbbing, cockage.
442
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:13,120
Collective bonerage.
443
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,040
And all will be well,
444
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,680
and everyones cock will be sucked!
445
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:19,680
People are dying!
446
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:20,720
We have to put a stop to it.
447
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:23,000
No one's gonna stop anything ever again.
448
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,800
I've seen what Cockzantium can do.
449
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,880
We must thrust it upon every oraphus of society immediately.
450
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:35,360
This remote will double penetrate Cockzantium into the water supply.
451
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,440
Rendering huge boners,
452
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:39,280
raging cocks...
453
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:40,080
Don't you do it!
454
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:40,920
But I must.
455
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:41,840
You don't have to!
456
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:45,320
I can't, but I will.
457
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:46,640
Why?
458
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:48,880
Because...
459
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,160
I was too late.
460
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:08,120
(chaos, destruction, screaming, etc.)
461
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:17,400
Hey this is gina I'm not home right now
462
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,280
so leave a message and I'll call you back,
463
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,040
thanks.
464
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,160
Hey gina, it's Ludas,
465
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,560
I know we haven't talked in a while,
466
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:29,560
I just wanted to call and check up on you
467
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,200
see if you're doing good.
468
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,800
and I wanted to say that uh...
469
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:36,760
(starts crying)
470
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:38,880
I just wanted to tell you,
471
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:41,760
I just, I wanted to tell you that,
472
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:43,600
that you're the most
473
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,600
beautiful girl in the whole world.
474
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:53,240
That I love you, I love you Gina, I love you.
475
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:59,200
Donald, No! I love you!
476
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:03,200
(Screaming, chaos)
477
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:13,320
(airplane passing overhead)
478
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:14,880
Oh my god!
479
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:19,920
They did it, they poisoned the water!
480
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,920
Who did it? Who tainted the water?
481
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:29,360
It was me, I caused The Taint.
482
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:30,720
We should kill him.
483
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:32,360
You're a two faced snake!
484
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:33,560
Double-crosser.
485
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,680
You're gonna die two-face.
486
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:39,000
Do you know how much piss I'm gonna have to drink because of you?
487
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:41,640
His punishment should fit the crime.
488
00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,680
He can't be two-faced without a face.
489
00:48:55,920 --> 00:49:01,000
(tearing sounds)
490
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:41,320
(montage music)
491
00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:17,840
(chaos)
492
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,320
(power failure)
493
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:55,880
That is the end of my story.
494
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,920
I caused The Taint
495
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:03,400
Why didn't they fucking kill you
you fucking lesbian?
496
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:04,680
You fucking deserve to die
497
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,560
You think I don't know that?
498
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:09,080
I searched for a cure
499
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:11,320
But you wouldn't like what I found
500
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,680
My dreams are filled with terror
501
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,840
What fills your dreams with dread, Phil?
502
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:23,080
Nothing, nothing at all
503
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:40,640
(Awesome music)
504
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:54,920
Anderson, what the fuck
505
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:56,560
you chubby piece of shit
506
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:58,360
keep your eye on the ball!
507
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:03,680
So what've you got for me today O'Ginny?
508
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,400
Wow.
509
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:12,760
Do you know what I think of this?
510
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:14,680
Do you know what I think of this
511
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:16,400
note from your doctor?
512
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:27,320
That's what I think of it you lazy bitch.
513
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:28,920
Seriously,
514
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:33,480
what the fuck is wrong with you O'Ginny?
515
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:36,520
Gym,
516
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:45,080
it just ain't my subject.
517
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,120
Let's take a walk.
518
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,680
Phil.
519
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:07,840
Sandy.
520
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:09,360
Oh,
521
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,360
your shoes are looking good today.
522
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:16,240
Phil, um, I need to talk to you.
523
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,600
OK, what?
524
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:22,600
Um, not here.
525
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:26,000
Listen uh,
526
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,440
I think you just gotta let it go babe.
527
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:33,360
Phil we need to talk alone, now.
528
00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:37,720
Ugh, god.
529
00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:41,680
All you bitches, all of em, all the time.
530
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:45,520
Always fuckin' giving me shit and... fuck.
531
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:49,720
Ugh... god.
532
00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:51,560
Fine!
533
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,680
Lets fuckin' uh...
534
00:54:54,880 --> 00:54:56,280
Lets go!
535
00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:59,440
Talk to you later.
536
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:09,640
Um can we go to your house?
537
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,520
Sure, sure.
538
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:18,000
Listen Sandy, we're over.
539
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:21,840
We've been over for a long time now,
540
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,400
but if you want,
541
00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:25,520
I'll fuck you.
542
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:27,400
Shut up.
543
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:30,000
I'm serious.
544
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:33,000
Yeah, no thanks.
545
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,840
So, Sandy,
546
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:23,120
what is the big deal?
547
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,320
What is this secret?
548
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:28,360
You love me?
549
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:30,000
(laughs)
550
00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:36,240
I'm pregnant.
551
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:38,560
With what?
552
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:40,680
Your baby asshole!
553
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:43,440
But...
554
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:50,880
We can still can still fuck right?
555
00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:52,640
Fuck you.
556
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:00,440
Are you sure that it's?
557
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:03,680
Some of us don't sleep around.
558
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:24,040
I want an abortion.
559
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:26,200
But,
560
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:29,280
the government just made abortions illegal,
561
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:31,680
how's that gonna work?
562
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:38,440
You're gonna have to do it.
563
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:40,840
I don't want to.
564
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,000
You did this, you do it!
565
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,480
This is such bullshit.
566
00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:01,440
OK, I'll do it.
567
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:05,520
My dad gets home in two hours.
568
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:12,920
Do you have any coat hangers?
569
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:27,360
All plastic... fuck.
570
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,800
What kind of a loser doesn't have metal coat hangers?
571
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,680
Don't judge me.
572
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:37,680
Oh wait...
573
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:45,560
Alright go wash it off.
574
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:47,920
What you think I got filthy coat hangers?
575
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:50,920
Well if it's going in my pussy go wash it off.
576
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:58,760
Make sure to use anti-bacterial soap.
577
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:00,320
What?
578
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:04,320
Make sure to use anti-bacterial soap.
579
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:05,840
I don't have any.
580
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:09,480
Ultra-Concentrated is gonna have to do.
581
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:18,480
It's time.
582
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,080
You know,
583
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:49,800
I really believed me when
you said you loved me.
584
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:54,080
If it makes you feel any better,
585
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:57,200
I believed me too.
586
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:10,560
(Vagina Noises)
587
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:12,800
Oh sick.
588
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:22,560
Where'd the condom go?
589
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:25,080
We're all Misogynists.
590
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,400
I love women, I love them.
591
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:31,160
Men do two things exceedingly well,
592
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:34,120
Busting a nut, and killing people.
593
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:37,600
If you can't do one, you do the other,
594
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:42,840
and if we're lucky
we do both at the same time.
595
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:46,680
It was my arrogance and my sin
596
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:49,520
that brought this plague onto the earth.
597
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:51,920
But it was here long before
598
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:53,800
and will be here long after.
599
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:56,080
We can't fight it, no.
600
01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:58,120
Not anymore.
601
01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:01,120
Phil, there's something I have to tell you.
602
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:03,680
That wine we drank tonight,
603
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:05,600
It's...
604
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:06,440
tainted!
605
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:07,200
No!
606
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:15,120
I'm not a Misogynist.
607
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:19,200
I'm not, I can't be.
608
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:21,680
I don't crush women's heads with rocks.
609
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,040
I can't.
610
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:28,000
I won't.
611
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,760
Oh god.
612
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:33,880
You're not a Misogynist.
613
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:37,760
You did what she wanted you to do.
614
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:41,200
You're not like those monsters out there.
615
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:45,160
But you will be, you will be.
616
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:48,160
I will.
617
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:54,160
How did you become such a cool and amazing woman?
618
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:55,760
When I was a kid,
619
01:01:56,840 --> 01:02:00,560
My father told me, that I was just as smart,
620
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:04,200
as strong and talented as any man.
621
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:09,760
That I, as a woman, can be a statement.
622
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:13,680
That my personality, my character
623
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:18,680
Can be the solution to all sexual inequalities in American society
624
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:22,200
That I, as I stand here
625
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:26,400
can embody everything any woman could ever possibly achieve.
626
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:27,280
(crushing sound)
627
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:28,640
You're right!
628
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:32,560
(Ludas orgasming)
629
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:45,720
You misogynistic son of a bitch.
630
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:52,400
(Epic music)
631
01:03:56,160 --> 01:04:01,160
(Patriotic music)
632
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:15,800
(Epic music)
633
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:48,600
(Sad music)
634
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:13,360
(Dream music)
635
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:27,520
If you're tired of having a
636
01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:30,720
withered, shriveled, pathetic, tiny penis,
637
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:32,320
call your doctor today
638
01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:34,480
and ask him about Cockzantium
639
01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:37,400
It's about time you did something about your penis.
38850
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