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We would like to remind our visitors today...

that the documentary film on the works of Alex Katz...

will begin in 10 minutes in the Brunnell Theater.

Can I call you?

What do you want to call me?

Um... just up...

for right now.

I mean, talk. Maybe get crazy.

Um, take you to dinner?

Okay.

Uh, sure.

Do they... allow you to do that here?

What, eat dinner?

I meant, hit on the patrons. Uh, no.

They've got a pretty strict policy about that too actually.

But-- Ah. The great equalizer.

"But." Exactly.

I'll take the risk. Good answer, Grasshopper.

Twenty bucks.

Okay.

I mean, I can't tell, so I figured--

That's because you see you every day, shower, getting dressed--

- So do you. - I don't see you shower or getting dressed.

I meant every day. So far, anyways.

I know. I'm kidding. Oh.

Did we just have our first fight?

I think so.

Yeah, we did.

Cool.

Better mark it down in our diaries.

Yeah, I can see that. Wow.

And you'd really tell me if you knew something?

I would, yes. Okay.

Geez, when did you get so cute?

Whew.

Shit.

She likes it. It's reversible.

Well, isn't that just neat?

What I want to know is, do you like it?

It's okay. Uh-huh. Let me ask you this.

Did you get to keep the cord job, or did she make you toss it?

- Who cares? God-- - Huh?

I threw it out, okay? Goodwill, actually.

"Goodwill, actually." It's no big thing.

Dude, don't just say "no big thing."

I begged you to throw out the farm coat our freshman year.

I mean, you lost both of us a lot of dates with that thing on, okay?

You've had it since, like, birth. All right? So do me a little favor.

Let's not pretend that the jackie and the, uh, weight... Ow!

and the Jon Bon Jovi hair are no big thing. Ow! Don't!

Fine. You wanna-- Go ahead.

- I mean, Adam wrote something in his journal, obviously. - I didn't!

What do you wanna hear? We kissed.

No. No, no. I--I knew that.

I'm sorry. I've confused you.

I meant about my kiss... with Philip.

What? That's bullshit.

No. That's getting even.

Unless you guys have something else you want to tell me about-- meaning the drive.

You didn't meet Phil. Ask him.

- He would have told me. - Apparently not.

I'm going.

I'm going now, okay?

I'll, uh, see you.

I've just been busy with work and all.

Yeah, whatever.

- Well, I should probably grab a seat. - Hold up. Hey.

Where's the fire?

What? No. I--

No. I just want a... good spot and--

So, where's Jenny? Funny.

What? Man, come on.

We broke up, broke it off--whatever. You knew that.

No. I-- When?

Like, two weeks ago, right after--

You know. You and Jenny-- I can't believe that.

Believe it. She came over one day after seeing you guys, I guess.

I did the MTV thing here on the face.

This is a "before" picture that I had a classmate take of us...

near the Pizza Hut out by the highway.

That was our first official encounter...

after he asked me out at his place of work--

a big no-no, or so I was told.

And it was here that I coaxed him into eating his first vegetarian meal.

Well, as vegetarian...

as a spinach-and-mushroom calzone can be.

He also had a salad.

Anyway, he told me that, for him, it was a huge deal...

Not bad, huh?

This was a completely... startling and...

unexpected turn of events, but...

obviously, I can't accept.

You can examine the stone and setting further...

when it's placed in the exhibit.

As for me, I have no regrets,

no feelings of remorse for my actions,

the manufactured emotions-- none of it.

I have always stood by the single and simple conceit...

that I am an artist, only that.

Hard feelings? Me?

No. We had some fun, right?

- Yeah. - Oh, but, hey, that's subjective.

Exactly. But do me a favor?

Don't fool yourself and think that this is art. Okay?

It's a sick fuckin' joke, but it's not art.

Is that right? Pretty much, yeah.

And if I'm wrong about that--

I mean, if I've completely missed the point here,

and somehow puking up...

all your own shitty little neuroses all over people's laps is actually art,

then you ought to at least realize there's a price to it all.

Wow. Okay, so...

? But one won't do it so collect the set ?

? Dress him in pink ribbons Put him in a kitchenette ?

? How does this feel ?

? Tear off your own head ?

? Tear off your own head ?

? It's a doll revolution ?

? What's that sound It'll turn you around ?

? It's a doll revolution ?

? They're takin' over and they're tearin' it down ?

? It's a doll revolution ?

? You can pull and pinch him till he cries and squeals ?

? You can twist his body till it faces backwards ?

? Plastic features ?

? You could make somebody a pretty little wife ?

? But don't let anybody tell you how to live your life ?

? Broken pieces ?

? Tear off your own head ?

? Tear off your own head ?

? It's a doll revolution ?

? Tear off your own head ?

? Tear off your own head ?

? It's a doll revolution ?