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(TOM WAITS' "YESTERDAY IS HERE" PLAYING)
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♪ If you want money in your pocket ♪
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♪ And a top hat on your head ♪
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♪ A hot meal on your table ♪
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♪ And a blanket on your bed ♪
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♪ Today is gray skies ♪
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♪ Tomorrow is tears ♪
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♪ You'll have to wait
till yesterday is here ♪
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♪ I'm going to New York City ♪
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♪ And I'm leaving on a train ♪
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♪ And if you want to stay behind ♪
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♪ Wait till I come back again ♪
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♪ Today is gray skies ♪
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♪ Tomorrow is tears ♪
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♪ You'll have to wait
till yesterday is here ♪
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♪ If you want to go ♪
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♪ Where the rainbows end ♪
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♪ You will have to say goodbye ♪
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♪ All our dreams come true ♪
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♪ Baby, up ahead ♪
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♪ And it's out where your memories lie ♪
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♪ And the road is out before me ♪
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♪ And the moon is shining bright ♪
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♪ What I want you to remember ♪
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♪ As I disappear tonight ♪
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♪ Well, today is gray skies ♪
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♪ Tomorrow is tears ♪
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♪ You'll have to wait
till yesterday is here ♪
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♪ You'll have to wait
till yesterday is here ♪
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(PHONE BEEPS)
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All right. All right.
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You guys liked the
last time I showed you
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how to make an off-the-menu sandwich.
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So tonight, I'm going to do it again.
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First, you want to start with
your Italian herb cheese bread.
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Add your chipotle, garlic aioli.
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If you know, you know.
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And what I'm doing now is
tessellating the cheese.
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You know, I used to
get asked all the time
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what happens after TikTok.
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And to be honest, that
question used to freak me out,
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especially when I got
out of the Marines.
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A year ago, I was filled with feelings
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of lostness and despair.
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And if you know, you know.
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But for now, I'm going to stick
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with my sandwich content
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because I get to express my creativity.
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And I am so excited about the
different aioli permutations
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and the different possibilities of ham.
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And later, I want to do
some good in the world,
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like going into, uh, public service,
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and I am also open to
becoming a YouTuber.
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Now, guys, you know I do
not do it for the likes,
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but I think it would be really cool
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if we can hit 100K for the boys tonight.
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(DOORBELL CHIMES)
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Hey.
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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So where are we going today?
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Ooh, Hawaii.
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Took me forever to find that one.
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DAMIAN: Have you been?
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Oh yeah. Me and Hawaii. All the time.
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Okay. Well, if I win, I'll take you.
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Well, you better win soon,
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because I think my professor said
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Hawaii is going to be underwater
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in, like, 30 years.
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(CONVERSATION CONTINUES, INDISTINCT)
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(SQUEAKING)
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Hey, Sara.
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Hey.
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Hey, Jed.
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So I don't know if you saw,
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but, um, there's going to be
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a meteor shower,
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and it's supposed to be
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really, really beautiful.
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I'm going to watch from
Abe's roof. If you...
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If both of you want to come.
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Well, you know, we're,
we're on our shift,
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so maybe another time.
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Well, this only happens
once every 33 years.
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But yeah. Okay.
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(DOORBELL CHIMES)
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Is he bothering you?
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- Jed?
- Yeah.
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You know, I learned to
naturally tune this sense.
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Like, I can smell it when
someone's more dangerous
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than they look.
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Kept me alive out there.
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This was in Afghanistan?
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DAMIAN: San Diego.
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(SIGHS)
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(DOORBELL CHIMES)
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Abe cool with you coming up here?
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I, I turn off the security cameras.
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Mind if I, uh...
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- Uh, go ahead.
- Thanks.
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So, uh, is Sara coming?
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No, no.
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But, you know, I've seen you watch her
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from up here at night.
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I can see everything from up here.
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Like I'm a god.
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Do you see that truck?
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Why is it parked so far
away from all the others?
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Like, not even in range of the cameras.
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DAMIAN: I don't know.
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JED: Whoever's driving that
truck has something to hide.
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You know what you've got? Perception.
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Yeah. I notice a lot of stuff.
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Yeah, man. Perception like that,
in the military, that's gold.
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You could be like a
really good sniper...
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The military fucks you up, man.
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All that PTSD and shit?
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Those guys, they could,
like, snap at any moment.
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Dude, you watch way too many movies.
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I don't like movies.
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- Hey, listen, man.
- What, man?
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Hey, I'm not trying
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to recruit you or something, okay.
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I actually don't think the
military is for you, okay.
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But what I'm saying
is is that it showed me
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how big the world actually is.
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And I know you grew up here.
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And when the world seems small,
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it's easy to start...
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obsessing over things.
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What are you talking about?
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You've got to leave Sara alone.
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- Did she say something?
- I, I just think you're...
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you know, creeping her out a bit.
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- Creeping her out?
- Yeah, man.
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You got binoculars and shit, man.
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Yeah.
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I think if she had a problem with me,
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she would tell me, you know, not you.
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I mean, who the fuck are you?
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I mean, you're, you're
what? You've been here
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a month at best.
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I'm the one who welcomed her here
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when her family first came into town,
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I was the one, okay.
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- Chill out, man, I...
- Way before you ever were even in this town!
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I didn't mean it like that, okay.
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You know, maybe you're the
one who's creeping her out.
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Do you ever think about that with your,
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with your sandwiches,
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you fucking psycho killer soldier boy.
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I think you need to
calm down, all right?
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No, no, no, you need to calm down!
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Hey, I'm just saying, I get it.
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No! Nobody gets it...
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Hey, hey...
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What you're describing is monotony.
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Okay, when I was in the
Marines, most days, all I did
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was paperwork over and over
and over again, inventory.
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And when I would finish,
sometimes they would just shred it,
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and I'd have to do the
whole thing all over again.
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Days just blur together.
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No one cares what you
do or what you can,
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your creativity.
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Feels like there's no way out, right?
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Like there's no future.
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(SOBS)
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Sometimes I think to myself...
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whenever I fix up a car, I
think like, what if I just...
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climbed in the trunk and hid.
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I'd get a thousand miles
away before anyone noticed.
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Hey, you'll make it out of here someday.
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Yeah.
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Bullshit.
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Times I sit up here,
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I think there's a limited
amount of luck in the universe.
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They give it out when you're born
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and you either get it or you don't.
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Luck is something that we created
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to make sense of the
things that we can't change.
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Right. Mr. Celebrity.
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Hey. Hey. I did that.
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Okay? That wasn't luck.
I made that happen.
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I focused on what I could control
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like making sandwiches
and spreading positivity
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globally through my TikToks.
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And the rest of it is just chaos.
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Like this. Right?
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If I did this every single day
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and I thought, man, I'm going to win.
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I'm going to get out of
here and start a new life,
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get that new iPhone 13.
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If I did that every single day,
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I would feel like a loser.
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Nah, fuck that, man.
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I do it because it's fun, you know.
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It's something I can do.
It, it, it's a moment.
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It makes Sara smile.
It's something to do.
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And that makes it all the more...
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Holy shit.
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What?
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I think I won.
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No.
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Uh, no, yeah.
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How much?
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$25,000.
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Holy shit, man. Sara's gonna flip.
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(BODY THUDDING)
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All right.
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♪ ♪
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Ahh!
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(CROWBAR THUDS)
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(JED BREATHING HEAVILY)
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(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
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(CLATTERS)
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(DOORBELL CHIMES)
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(DOORBELL CHIMES)
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(TRUCK ENGINE STARTS)
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(TRUCK DOOR OPENS)
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(PHONE BEEPING)
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OPERATOR: (OVER PHONE)
911. What's your emergency?
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I'm calling from 421, Route 66.
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I think I just saw a murder.
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(LOUD BANG, WHEEL RATTLING)
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Oh. Oh. For goddamn...
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Ah shit.
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Well, first there was a
pop and then a, a rattle,
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but like a flutter rattle,
an irregular flutter rattle.
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And then, I don't know how,
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but a steam explosion
was kind of the kicker.
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I thought, that's not right. So...
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Without these things turned
up, I can't hear a word.
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Uh, it's busted.
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CHARLIE: Okay, can you fix it?
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I can.
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Well, with parts and
labor and, you know,
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the best fair price I
can offer you is, uh,
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$400.
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Ah shit.
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Oh, that's a fair price.
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No, no, it's, it's shockingly honest.
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Well, it's on the sign.
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Yeah, yeah, it's just, uh...
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Shit. All right, so, uh,
how long will that take?
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Well, we're closing up for the night,
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so here's what we're gonna do.
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Tomorrow morning, you come by 8:00 a.m.,
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put a bunch of cash in my hands,
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20 minutes later, I'll
have you on the road.
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Dude, 20 minutes. Can't you just, uh...
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Well, you know, it's
"Top Chef tonight." Sorry.
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"Top Chef." Well, God forbid.
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Yeah, well, we can stow your car gratis.
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We've got security
cameras, so it'll be safe.
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Hell, I'll get my nephew
to move the car. Jed!
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Take this car around the side.
260
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JED: This would be a nice car...
261
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,203
if you took care of it.
262
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:33,256
Hey, man, uh, is there a
motel or something around here?
263
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:36,551
Well, there used to
be, but it burned down.
264
00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:39,054
So, 20 minutes down the road,
265
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,181
uh, there's a bunch of motels.
266
00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:42,474
Yeah, you'll be fine.
267
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,601
But your car's not going anywhere.
268
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,770
So...
269
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:50,523
Hey, you mind if I try
something a little different
270
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:51,775
with the cheese-sauce combo?
271
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,401
Just something I've been working on.
272
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:55,235
Go nuts.
273
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:56,696
Thank you.
274
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:06,331
Hey, uh, do, uh, do you have a bathroom?
275
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,625
Yeah, but it's for employees only.
276
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:11,544
But if you go past the
minimart to the rest stop,
277
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:13,421
there is a public bathroom.
278
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:14,964
It's not too gross.
279
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:16,758
(DOORBELL CHIMES)
280
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,517
Mmm.
281
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,060
- Meteor shower tonight.
- Fuck!
282
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:28,728
Son of a...
283
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:30,980
Yeah. Okay. Uh-huh.
284
00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:34,275
Leonids.
285
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,361
Oh.
286
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:38,947
Okay.
287
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:51,751
(TOILET FLUSHES)
288
00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:10,061
(FARTS)
289
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:17,402
That's what happens in here.
290
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:18,695
Yeah, it is.
291
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,492
Laundry day.
292
00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,495
Bleeding through your shirt day.
293
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,874
Gunshot wound day.
294
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,003
Mind your own business day.
295
00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:36,713
Please. Thank you.
296
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,301
Just because you're wearing
your underwear inside out
297
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:42,886
doesn't mean it's really clean.
298
00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:45,513
That trick only works once.
299
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:49,768
'Cause of, there's only
two sides to the underwear.
300
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,728
How many days you've been on the road?
301
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,689
Uh, two days.
302
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,609
A week.
303
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:01,196
Yeah. Thank you for
your underwear concern.
304
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,198
Have you lost a lot of blood?
305
00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:05,450
Well, I got plenty of blood. Thanks.
306
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,660
If you take ibuprofen
when you're bleeding,
307
00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:08,995
you'll just bleed more.
308
00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:11,456
All right, WebMD.
309
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:12,916
I'm going to leave now.
310
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,834
Please do not follow me.
311
00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:17,545
(HEARTBEAT THUMPING)
312
00:22:21,883 --> 00:22:25,053
- Ahh!
- The pain is in your mind.
313
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,514
Lady...
314
00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:29,849
you've got no idea.
315
00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:31,267
Drink.
316
00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:32,560
Yeah.
317
00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:34,312
All right.
318
00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:38,775
Hell, I'm gonna...
accept this situation.
319
00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:41,111
Charlie.
320
00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:42,445
- Marge.
- Cheers.
321
00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:46,491
Superglue.
322
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,118
Hmm. Yes, it is.
323
00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:53,289
Ah, good thing.
324
00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:55,750
Neat trick, huh? Neat trick, that.
325
00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:58,795
Dries quick. You'll be fine.
326
00:22:58,837 --> 00:23:00,964
Right. Okay.
327
00:23:01,006 --> 00:23:03,299
So, uh, I guess you must get messed with
328
00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:05,218
a lot in this life on the road.
329
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:08,221
Nah, I got my dash cam over there.
330
00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:09,681
And baby Roscoe.
331
00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,057
Whoa.
332
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,937
I used to carry Mace.
333
00:23:15,979 --> 00:23:17,814
But you got to get too close to use it.
334
00:23:17,856 --> 00:23:20,066
- Defeats its own purpose.
- Right.
335
00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:22,902
Plus, one time I accidentally
sprayed Mace in here
336
00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:25,905
when I was practicing quick draws.
337
00:23:25,947 --> 00:23:28,033
Couldn't stop crying for about a month.
338
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:30,410
Second time in my life I've ever cried.
339
00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:34,122
Oh yeah? What was the first?
340
00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:37,500
That was back when I was
none of your fucking business.
341
00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:41,254
Keep it. You might need it.
342
00:23:41,296 --> 00:23:43,298
Oh. Thanks.
343
00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:44,591
Same stuff doctors use,
344
00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:46,676
but big pharmacy
doesn't want you to know.
345
00:23:46,718 --> 00:23:47,927
Right.
346
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,936
You're the first person
I've talked to in 270 days.
347
00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:00,148
Not counting CB radio.
348
00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:03,443
Yeah.
349
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:04,819
Flattered.
350
00:24:05,904 --> 00:24:09,449
So, uh, you get, you get bored
351
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,368
out here alone?
352
00:24:11,409 --> 00:24:13,787
I got my books on tape on CD.
353
00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:16,790
NARRATOR: "Buddhism for Beginners."
354
00:24:16,831 --> 00:24:18,375
Chapter one.
355
00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:21,503
All existence is suffering,
356
00:24:21,544 --> 00:24:24,673
and the source of
suffering is attachment...
357
00:24:26,174 --> 00:24:27,175
Bambi.
358
00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:31,137
So not Marge.
359
00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:33,973
First time I cried, I
was watching "Bambi."
360
00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:35,975
Oh.
361
00:24:40,605 --> 00:24:43,149
I'm getting not gonna hook-up vibes.
362
00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:47,529
Yeah, I don't think so.
363
00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:49,322
You want to go to the Roadhouse, then?
364
00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:50,490
They got three for ten.
365
00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:55,036
- Uh, three what?
- Oh. Three anything.
366
00:24:59,082 --> 00:25:01,001
There's an extra shirt if you want it.
367
00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:02,627
- CHARLIE: Oh, thanks...
- (DOOR SLAMS)
368
00:25:07,215 --> 00:25:09,217
Trust me, I don't exist.
369
00:25:10,385 --> 00:25:12,554
So there's nothing
370
00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:15,515
I could find about you online.
371
00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:17,851
The cops couldn't find you.
372
00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:21,312
I don't know, PI, spooks, nothing.
373
00:25:21,354 --> 00:25:24,441
No phones, no bank accounts.
374
00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:25,775
Fake IDs if you can get them
375
00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:27,736
but better to stick where
people aren't asking.
376
00:25:27,777 --> 00:25:30,030
Never staying in the
same place for too long,
377
00:25:30,071 --> 00:25:31,239
never looking back.
378
00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:36,745
- Why?
- I got one of those uncles.
379
00:25:36,786 --> 00:25:39,914
Got sent to live with
him when I was 16 maybe.
380
00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:43,710
One day, I took his money,
381
00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:46,546
pissed on his favorite chair, and ran.
382
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:49,299
He used every means to
try to track me down.
383
00:25:49,341 --> 00:25:50,842
Never got his money back.
384
00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:55,388
I love the life, though.
385
00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:57,682
Out here, Marge is small,
386
00:25:57,724 --> 00:26:01,061
weak, fleshy, a target.
387
00:26:01,102 --> 00:26:02,645
But when I'm driving,
388
00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:06,066
Marge is 80,000 pounds of pure steel.
389
00:26:06,107 --> 00:26:09,069
Drive, no attachments, no suffering.
390
00:26:09,110 --> 00:26:11,404
See a hitchhiker on
the road, keep going.
391
00:26:11,446 --> 00:26:13,114
Well, bullshit.
392
00:26:13,156 --> 00:26:14,824
(LAUGHS)
393
00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:17,118
I mean, you stopped to help me, right?
394
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:20,121
Hey, listen, I got the same thing,
395
00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:22,332
can't help it.
396
00:26:22,374 --> 00:26:24,918
Little Miss Galahad over here.
397
00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:29,172
Okay, Miss, I am going
to get your next round.
398
00:26:29,214 --> 00:26:30,757
Whoa. No.
399
00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:34,260
So when you use this card,
400
00:26:34,302 --> 00:26:35,302
ping.
401
00:26:37,222 --> 00:26:38,682
All right, uh...
402
00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:41,475
ATMs, too?
403
00:26:41,476 --> 00:26:42,894
I used an ATM once,
404
00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:45,105
my uncle showed up in four hours.
405
00:26:45,146 --> 00:26:47,190
Any place you land, first thing.
406
00:26:47,232 --> 00:26:48,608
Fuck.
407
00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:51,152
Find a side hustle that pays cash.
408
00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:53,947
Gold is the ideal.
409
00:26:53,988 --> 00:26:56,950
But surprisingly few people
still use it as currency,
410
00:26:56,991 --> 00:27:00,161
and the ones who do are mainly freaks.
411
00:27:00,995 --> 00:27:03,164
- Bitcoin?
- Well, don't get me started.
412
00:27:03,206 --> 00:27:05,625
- Ahh.
- You want something for that?
413
00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,752
You got something?
414
00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:10,005
Side hustle. Cash.
415
00:27:10,046 --> 00:27:12,716
I got a shit ton of
Canadian prescription drugs
416
00:27:12,757 --> 00:27:14,175
in the back of my truck.
417
00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:16,344
Sell 'em along my route.
418
00:27:16,386 --> 00:27:19,222
EpiPens, Viagra, stuff like that.
419
00:27:19,264 --> 00:27:20,807
Painkillers.
420
00:27:21,850 --> 00:27:23,476
Why didn't you say something before?
421
00:27:23,518 --> 00:27:25,311
I didn't know if I could trust you.
422
00:27:25,353 --> 00:27:27,397
Ah, so you trust me now?
423
00:27:27,439 --> 00:27:29,232
Now I'm drunk.
424
00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:31,192
B-R-B.
425
00:27:32,610 --> 00:27:34,821
CHARLIE: I guess I'll
B-R-B right here too.
426
00:27:37,449 --> 00:27:38,700
(SLURPING)
427
00:27:38,742 --> 00:27:41,995
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
428
00:27:42,037 --> 00:27:43,455
Too easy.
429
00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:46,166
It's for kids.
430
00:27:46,207 --> 00:27:47,709
Yeah, I know.
431
00:27:52,589 --> 00:27:54,924
How about you? You exist?
432
00:27:57,344 --> 00:27:58,803
Real introvert, huh?
433
00:28:00,555 --> 00:28:02,807
(SLURPING)
434
00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:05,101
We're closing, okay.
435
00:28:05,143 --> 00:28:07,479
You gotta go home so I can go home.
436
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,315
The, the sign says 24 hours.
437
00:28:12,275 --> 00:28:13,860
Hey, uh,
438
00:28:13,902 --> 00:28:16,821
do you have, like, a
storeroom or something
439
00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:19,032
I could take a nap in?
440
00:28:20,575 --> 00:28:22,410
No. We don't.
441
00:28:23,620 --> 00:28:27,248
(SLURPING)
442
00:28:29,793 --> 00:28:32,253
(BIRD SCREECHES)
443
00:28:34,005 --> 00:28:35,423
(BIRD CAWS)
444
00:28:35,465 --> 00:28:37,384
Oh shit.
445
00:28:37,425 --> 00:28:38,426
Ah.
446
00:28:40,845 --> 00:28:42,430
Ah, buzzard.
447
00:28:42,472 --> 00:28:44,808
Okay. All right. You know what?
448
00:28:44,849 --> 00:28:47,060
I, I understand the confusion.
449
00:28:47,102 --> 00:28:49,187
Ah! Not today, buddy. No, no.
450
00:28:50,647 --> 00:28:53,650
Picnic table's all yours, buzzard.
451
00:28:54,484 --> 00:28:55,985
Jesus.
452
00:28:56,027 --> 00:28:59,364
(INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO CHATTER)
453
00:29:04,452 --> 00:29:06,371
(QUIETLY): Shit.
454
00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:11,543
You're still here.
455
00:29:11,584 --> 00:29:13,128
Cops kept me late with questions.
456
00:29:13,169 --> 00:29:14,671
Kept everyone.
457
00:29:14,713 --> 00:29:15,797
Asked about you, too.
458
00:29:16,715 --> 00:29:19,342
- I told them you split.
- Oh, thanks.
459
00:29:19,384 --> 00:29:20,510
Not to help you.
460
00:29:20,552 --> 00:29:22,220
Just because I thought you split.
461
00:29:23,096 --> 00:29:25,765
So, uh, what's the business?
462
00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:28,518
Friend from last
night, she killed a guy.
463
00:29:29,019 --> 00:29:30,270
Huh?
464
00:29:31,730 --> 00:29:33,565
What? Marge?
465
00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:35,108
Yeah.
466
00:29:35,150 --> 00:29:36,776
- No.
- Yep.
467
00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:38,737
Kid who works the night shift at Subway,
468
00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:41,031
he broke into her truck, she killed him.
469
00:29:41,072 --> 00:29:43,199
No, no, no. No, no, no.
470
00:29:43,241 --> 00:29:44,451
I can't believe that.
471
00:29:45,310 --> 00:29:46,369
Wow.
472
00:29:46,369 --> 00:29:48,538
- She shot a guy?
- I don't know.
473
00:29:49,581 --> 00:29:51,374
Jesus Christ, she was a weirdo.
474
00:29:51,416 --> 00:29:54,210
She did have baby Roscoe.
475
00:29:54,252 --> 00:29:55,879
Maybe that makes sense, I don't know.
476
00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:59,007
The cops say they got her on tape.
477
00:29:59,049 --> 00:30:00,592
Ah, 'cause of the dash cam, huh?
478
00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:02,719
No, dash cam only points ahead.
479
00:30:02,761 --> 00:30:05,263
Bet it was the mechanic shop.
They must have security cameras.
480
00:30:06,765 --> 00:30:10,435
Hey, uh, thanks for, you
know, hiding out with me.
481
00:30:11,144 --> 00:30:12,896
Is that what this was?
482
00:30:12,937 --> 00:30:14,773
Jesus, man.
483
00:30:22,614 --> 00:30:25,283
(BEEPING)
484
00:30:28,578 --> 00:30:31,831
Four hours. Here we go.
485
00:30:31,873 --> 00:30:32,873
(BEEPS)
486
00:30:34,292 --> 00:30:36,294
ABE: One and one hundred...
487
00:30:39,172 --> 00:30:41,091
Yeah, there's two hundred.
488
00:30:41,132 --> 00:30:42,509
Well, it's, it's all there.
489
00:30:42,550 --> 00:30:45,303
Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Three hundred.
490
00:30:45,345 --> 00:30:47,597
It's four $100 bills.
491
00:30:47,639 --> 00:30:49,974
All right. Yep, there we go.
492
00:30:54,187 --> 00:30:55,605
Hey, uh,
493
00:30:55,647 --> 00:30:58,650
that kid who got killed
last night, did you know him?
494
00:30:58,692 --> 00:31:00,318
Yeah. Damian.
495
00:31:01,361 --> 00:31:03,947
Yeah. He, he hadn't been here long.
496
00:31:03,988 --> 00:31:04,989
Nice kid.
497
00:31:05,031 --> 00:31:06,491
Fresh out of the Marine Corps.
498
00:31:07,534 --> 00:31:09,994
Yeah, I just, I just don't picture him
499
00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:11,454
breaking into trucks.
500
00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:13,623
JED: Maybe he had money problems.
501
00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:18,294
What do you mean?
502
00:31:18,336 --> 00:31:20,463
I don't know, I'm guessing.
503
00:31:20,505 --> 00:31:22,674
Played the lottery every day.
504
00:31:23,758 --> 00:31:24,968
Never won.
505
00:31:27,012 --> 00:31:30,306
Yeah, Jed was the one
who called in the murder.
506
00:31:30,348 --> 00:31:31,975
I told him to take the day off,
507
00:31:32,017 --> 00:31:34,269
but he insisted on working.
508
00:31:34,310 --> 00:31:36,855
I guess to take his mind
off of things, you know.
509
00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:40,358
Huh.
510
00:31:43,153 --> 00:31:46,906
(CHARLIE SINGING, INDISTINCT)
511
00:31:46,948 --> 00:31:49,117
(HUMMING)
512
00:31:51,161 --> 00:31:52,829
Hmm.
513
00:31:52,871 --> 00:31:53,997
Not as good.
514
00:31:55,206 --> 00:31:56,708
Nothin' ever is.
515
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,007
ABE: Hey, sweet pea!
516
00:32:04,049 --> 00:32:05,717
(KEYS JINGLING)
517
00:32:06,885 --> 00:32:08,470
All right. Thank you.
518
00:32:11,056 --> 00:32:12,515
(DOORBELL CHIMES)
519
00:32:12,557 --> 00:32:15,101
I, I'd like to buy a
scratch-off, please.
520
00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:17,687
Which one?
521
00:32:17,729 --> 00:32:20,774
Mm-hmm. The, the Gold Rush.
522
00:32:23,234 --> 00:32:26,738
In, in Damian's honor.
523
00:32:27,405 --> 00:32:28,656
(RIPPING)
524
00:32:46,091 --> 00:32:49,511
Oh, my fucking God.
525
00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:52,931
What happened?
526
00:32:52,972 --> 00:32:58,061
(HUMMING)
527
00:32:59,104 --> 00:33:02,232
I'm out of here, fuckers!
528
00:33:02,273 --> 00:33:04,651
Creepo flipping out.
529
00:33:04,693 --> 00:33:06,111
Fine.
530
00:33:06,152 --> 00:33:08,238
REPORTER: (ON RADIO) ...
a long-haul truck driver
531
00:33:08,279 --> 00:33:09,614
was arrested earlier this morning
532
00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:12,534
after a young man was
found bludgeoned to death
533
00:33:12,575 --> 00:33:15,745
in a rest area off Route
66 near Albuquerque.
534
00:33:15,787 --> 00:33:17,038
Bludgeoned?
535
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,498
Police have yet to release
any further details.
536
00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:19,582
Bludgeoned?
537
00:33:19,624 --> 00:33:22,502
(REPORTER CONTINUES, INDISTINCT)
538
00:33:30,135 --> 00:33:32,762
(TIRES SQUEALING)
539
00:33:49,821 --> 00:33:52,449
Oh. I thought you were leaving?
540
00:33:52,490 --> 00:33:53,742
Yeah, I am.
541
00:33:53,783 --> 00:33:56,619
Uh, hey, I know this is inappropriate
542
00:33:56,661 --> 00:33:58,455
and kind of, I don't know, insensitive,
543
00:33:58,496 --> 00:34:00,874
but is there any way I could take a look
544
00:34:00,915 --> 00:34:03,418
at the security camera
footage from last night?
545
00:34:03,460 --> 00:34:05,295
Sure. Yeah. If you could squeeze in.
546
00:34:05,337 --> 00:34:06,671
Squeeze in.
547
00:34:08,423 --> 00:34:10,467
(LAUGHTER)
548
00:34:10,508 --> 00:34:13,386
- MAN: Oh shit.
- She totally did it.
549
00:34:13,428 --> 00:34:14,721
Goddamn!
550
00:34:14,763 --> 00:34:17,015
- Look at that.
- Sinewy.
551
00:34:17,057 --> 00:34:19,059
Like an ant. Goddamn.
552
00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:20,310
Marge was moving drugs.
553
00:34:20,352 --> 00:34:22,228
- That's why she did it.
- TRUCKER: What?
554
00:34:22,270 --> 00:34:23,855
Whether she did or didn't do it,
555
00:34:23,897 --> 00:34:27,150
let's all agree she
had the right to do it.
556
00:34:27,192 --> 00:34:28,735
What do you mean,
whether or not she did it?
557
00:34:28,777 --> 00:34:30,362
I, I thought you had it on tape.
558
00:34:30,403 --> 00:34:31,821
I... Where's the bludgeoning?
559
00:34:31,863 --> 00:34:33,698
No, look at that angle right there.
560
00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:35,116
All you can see is her dumping the body.
561
00:34:35,158 --> 00:34:38,203
- Aah. Ooh. Ooh. There she goes.
- Oh, my God.
562
00:34:38,244 --> 00:34:41,122
- Play it again.
- (LAUGHTER)
563
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,708
Ooh! God.
564
00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:47,170
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
565
00:34:51,049 --> 00:34:54,094
♪ ♪
566
00:35:05,939 --> 00:35:06,981
(SIGHS)
567
00:35:07,565 --> 00:35:09,734
Aw, shit...
568
00:35:09,776 --> 00:35:12,570
You have to buy something if
you want to use the bathroom.
569
00:35:13,029 --> 00:35:14,155
Yeah.
570
00:35:14,197 --> 00:35:16,616
You know, what I'd really like is, uh,
571
00:35:16,658 --> 00:35:18,451
to take a look at your security footage.
572
00:35:18,493 --> 00:35:20,370
Why? Are you a cop?
573
00:35:20,412 --> 00:35:22,038
Hmm, yeah.
574
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:25,709
I'm a very deep, deep undercover cop.
575
00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:27,043
I don't like cops.
576
00:35:27,085 --> 00:35:28,420
Neither do I. Right?
577
00:35:28,461 --> 00:35:30,588
So I, I'm not a cop.
578
00:35:30,630 --> 00:35:32,716
Then why should I show you my footage?
579
00:35:33,341 --> 00:35:35,010
Paradoxical.
580
00:35:35,051 --> 00:35:36,219
(DOORBELL CHIMES)
581
00:35:36,261 --> 00:35:38,263
You know, I, uh,
582
00:35:38,304 --> 00:35:40,682
always been curious about these.
583
00:35:40,724 --> 00:35:42,726
I bet they taste like the future.
584
00:35:49,607 --> 00:35:52,277
(COUGHING)
585
00:35:52,944 --> 00:35:54,154
Jesus.
586
00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:55,195
What is that?
587
00:35:56,156 --> 00:35:57,449
Cotton candy.
588
00:35:57,490 --> 00:35:59,951
(SIGHING)
589
00:36:01,036 --> 00:36:03,872
Uh, you want one?
590
00:36:03,913 --> 00:36:06,791
No, thanks. Those things
are like really bad for you.
591
00:36:08,084 --> 00:36:10,337
And later, I want to do
some good in the world,
592
00:36:10,378 --> 00:36:11,921
like, um, public service,
593
00:36:11,963 --> 00:36:15,133
and I'm also open to
becoming a YouTuber.
594
00:36:17,135 --> 00:36:18,386
Were you guys close?
595
00:36:19,304 --> 00:36:20,472
Yeah.
596
00:36:20,513 --> 00:36:22,349
They're saying he broke into a truck.
597
00:36:23,433 --> 00:36:24,851
Why? He wouldn't do that.
598
00:36:24,893 --> 00:36:27,354
Yeah, he does not seem like the type.
599
00:36:29,731 --> 00:36:31,858
If only we had, uh,
600
00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:33,651
some way to prove it.
601
00:36:42,869 --> 00:36:44,454
CHARLIE: Ehh. That's it?
602
00:36:44,496 --> 00:36:46,998
Shit, I was hoping it would
show more of the street.
603
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,793
So, Damian, did you see him last night?
604
00:36:49,834 --> 00:36:51,002
SARA: Every night.
605
00:36:51,044 --> 00:36:53,713
He'd come in around
10, bring me a sandwich,
606
00:36:53,755 --> 00:36:55,423
and then he'd buy a lottery ticket.
607
00:36:56,716 --> 00:36:57,926
Yeah.
608
00:36:57,967 --> 00:36:59,219
Had this dumb little routine
609
00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:01,596
where he'd pick a state
quarter from my collection
610
00:37:01,638 --> 00:37:02,931
and use it to scratch it off.
611
00:37:02,972 --> 00:37:05,558
Last night, he did Hawaii again.
612
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,061
Oof. Ugh. Yeah, I hate sand.
613
00:37:08,103 --> 00:37:11,022
Swimming, it's not for me.
614
00:37:11,064 --> 00:37:14,109
I, I heard that he played
every day and never won.
615
00:37:15,276 --> 00:37:16,403
That's true.
616
00:37:19,030 --> 00:37:20,824
That's weird.
617
00:37:20,865 --> 00:37:23,618
- What?
- Okay, so, uh...
618
00:37:23,660 --> 00:37:24,869
I have this thing.
619
00:37:24,911 --> 00:37:26,413
I can tell if someone's lying.
620
00:37:26,454 --> 00:37:28,081
I mean, it's a, it's a whole thing.
621
00:37:28,123 --> 00:37:29,499
It would take too long to explain.
622
00:37:29,541 --> 00:37:31,376
It's fine. I don't care.
623
00:37:31,418 --> 00:37:35,046
Great. So, you know, the kid
who works over Abe's place?
624
00:37:35,088 --> 00:37:36,464
- Jed.
- Yes, Jed.
625
00:37:36,506 --> 00:37:40,051
So Jed told me that Damian never won,
626
00:37:40,093 --> 00:37:42,929
but he was lying, I could tell.
627
00:37:42,971 --> 00:37:45,682
However, just now, when you said it,
628
00:37:45,724 --> 00:37:47,100
you were telling the truth.
629
00:37:48,476 --> 00:37:49,561
I don't get it.
630
00:37:49,602 --> 00:37:52,147
Yeah, me neither. I mean, it's, uh...
631
00:37:52,188 --> 00:37:55,108
it's kind of breaking
my brain a little bit.
632
00:37:55,150 --> 00:37:58,319
Jed won the lottery this morning.
633
00:37:59,487 --> 00:38:00,488
He what?
634
00:38:00,530 --> 00:38:03,700
Twenty-five grand on a scratcher.
635
00:38:03,742 --> 00:38:05,618
The universe makes no sense.
636
00:38:05,660 --> 00:38:07,328
That is a hat on a hat.
637
00:38:07,370 --> 00:38:09,831
Uh, I can't even process that right now.
638
00:38:09,873 --> 00:38:11,291
So you and Damian,
639
00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:14,127
you, you did your whole
routine last night?
640
00:38:14,169 --> 00:38:16,171
Yeah. Everything felt normal.
641
00:38:16,212 --> 00:38:18,923
Well, Jed came in and
asked if we wanted to watch
642
00:38:18,965 --> 00:38:20,216
the meteor shower from his roof.
643
00:38:20,258 --> 00:38:22,635
He does stuff like that a lot.
644
00:38:22,677 --> 00:38:24,012
And, uh, you didn't go?
645
00:38:24,054 --> 00:38:26,181
No, neither of us did.
646
00:38:26,222 --> 00:38:29,184
We hung out, and then he went
back to his shift at Subway.
647
00:38:34,230 --> 00:38:37,359
I can't even process. That's a cat toy.
648
00:38:38,902 --> 00:38:39,944
Yeah.
649
00:38:39,986 --> 00:38:41,654
No, it's not.
650
00:38:41,696 --> 00:38:43,073
Yeah, it is.
651
00:38:43,865 --> 00:38:45,492
Holy shit.
652
00:38:45,533 --> 00:38:48,119
Yes, you're right. Not a camera at all.
653
00:38:48,161 --> 00:38:49,913
That's just a cat toy.
654
00:38:49,954 --> 00:38:51,748
Why is it a cat toy?
655
00:38:52,749 --> 00:38:53,875
Why is anything anything?
656
00:38:53,917 --> 00:38:57,545
- Dude.
- To deter. It's a deterrent.
657
00:38:57,587 --> 00:38:59,506
Deterrent? Cat toy.
658
00:38:59,547 --> 00:39:01,299
Okay, I'm going to move off this topic.
659
00:39:01,341 --> 00:39:03,218
So what about, uh, time cards?
660
00:39:03,259 --> 00:39:06,179
Do you guys punch in
and out or something?
661
00:39:06,221 --> 00:39:08,181
Like at an old-timey factory?
662
00:39:08,223 --> 00:39:09,849
QR code, something,
663
00:39:09,891 --> 00:39:11,351
whatever the kids use these days
664
00:39:11,393 --> 00:39:13,019
for time cards, I don't know, man.
665
00:39:13,061 --> 00:39:14,562
I pretty much just show up whenever.
666
00:39:14,604 --> 00:39:16,606
You're a real black hole of information.
667
00:39:21,319 --> 00:39:22,570
Yo!
668
00:39:23,655 --> 00:39:25,407
Employees only.
669
00:39:25,448 --> 00:39:30,870
Come on. That's like
Subway sanctum sanctorum.
670
00:39:30,912 --> 00:39:32,580
Do you think this could be blood?
671
00:39:32,622 --> 00:39:33,832
That's light mayonnaise.
672
00:39:33,873 --> 00:39:35,583
How do you know it's light?
673
00:39:37,043 --> 00:39:38,461
I just know.
674
00:39:40,755 --> 00:39:42,257
Lucky bastard.
675
00:39:42,298 --> 00:39:44,718
How would you like to help
an old lady retire early?
676
00:39:47,595 --> 00:39:49,556
Taking a break?
677
00:39:49,597 --> 00:39:51,016
I don't work anymore.
678
00:39:51,057 --> 00:39:52,350
Ah, smart.
679
00:39:53,143 --> 00:39:55,812
Oof. Nasty cut.
680
00:39:55,854 --> 00:39:57,772
How'd you get that?
681
00:39:57,814 --> 00:39:59,482
Uh, sharp piece of metal.
682
00:39:59,524 --> 00:40:02,318
I always get injured on this job.
683
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,237
Well, it must be your lucky day, kid,
684
00:40:04,279 --> 00:40:07,866
'cause Doctor Superglue has arrived.
685
00:40:07,907 --> 00:40:11,619
(CHARLIE HUMMING)
686
00:40:13,455 --> 00:40:15,290
(BLOWING)
687
00:40:16,207 --> 00:40:18,376
- It feels better, right?
- Mm-hmm.
688
00:40:18,418 --> 00:40:21,046
Hey, uh, you catch that, uh,
689
00:40:21,087 --> 00:40:23,048
crazy rat-a-taz last night,
690
00:40:23,089 --> 00:40:24,716
the, uh, the Leonids?
691
00:40:24,758 --> 00:40:27,093
Yeah, I had a few beers and
watched it from the roof.
692
00:40:27,135 --> 00:40:30,138
- Oh yeah? Alone?
- I'm always alone.
693
00:40:30,889 --> 00:40:33,224
I'm an alone wolf.
694
00:40:33,266 --> 00:40:35,352
What about the, uh, the other kids?
695
00:40:35,393 --> 00:40:38,855
Uh, Sandwich guy and goth
girl. They didn't want to come?
696
00:40:38,897 --> 00:40:41,608
Why would those guys
want to hang out with me?
697
00:40:41,649 --> 00:40:42,817
Well, why wouldn't they?
698
00:40:44,819 --> 00:40:46,863
You just won the lotto.
699
00:40:46,905 --> 00:40:48,448
You're going places.
700
00:40:48,490 --> 00:40:50,950
You figure out how you're
gonna spend the money yet?
701
00:40:50,992 --> 00:40:53,495
Uh, no. No, I don't. I don't know.
702
00:40:55,497 --> 00:40:58,625
No one's ever asked me
what I want to do before.
703
00:41:00,001 --> 00:41:03,338
Yeah, well, ta-da, I'm asking.
704
00:41:04,255 --> 00:41:05,298
Well, it's too late.
705
00:41:05,340 --> 00:41:06,758
I've already missed out on too much,
706
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,802
and so I'm not going to
reach my full potential,
707
00:41:08,843 --> 00:41:10,303
which was really high.
708
00:41:10,345 --> 00:41:12,180
You seem smart.
709
00:41:12,889 --> 00:41:15,141
- I am smart.
- Okay.
710
00:41:15,183 --> 00:41:18,269
So you're smart, you're
young, you have money,
711
00:41:18,311 --> 00:41:21,940
you're right, No options at all.
712
00:41:21,981 --> 00:41:23,441
I think I'm gonna go to Hawaii.
713
00:41:23,858 --> 00:41:26,152
Oh. Eww.
714
00:41:26,194 --> 00:41:28,029
Guh. Shit.
715
00:41:28,071 --> 00:41:30,532
My bad. Let me get that off.
716
00:41:31,533 --> 00:41:34,244
Hey, that's a pretty neat trick, right?
717
00:41:34,285 --> 00:41:36,454
The, the superglue?
718
00:41:36,496 --> 00:41:37,580
Yeah, it's a funny thing.
719
00:41:37,622 --> 00:41:39,207
The, uh, the lady that they're saying
720
00:41:39,249 --> 00:41:41,126
killed Sandwich taught it to me.
721
00:41:41,167 --> 00:41:42,794
Marge.
722
00:41:42,836 --> 00:41:45,422
She probably saved my
life, actually and...
723
00:41:45,463 --> 00:41:47,507
Well, now she's locked
up for killing that kid.
724
00:41:47,549 --> 00:41:50,385
- Whoa, dude.
- Do you want a beer?
725
00:41:50,427 --> 00:41:52,846
I'm going to have a beer.
726
00:41:52,887 --> 00:41:54,347
CHARLIE: Okay. Thanks.
727
00:41:54,389 --> 00:41:57,017
So, you said Damian
728
00:41:57,058 --> 00:41:59,561
wasn't on the roof last night, right?
729
00:41:59,602 --> 00:42:01,896
- (SLAMS BOTTLE)
- I already told you.
730
00:42:03,189 --> 00:42:04,691
I don't think you did.
731
00:42:08,236 --> 00:42:11,823
I was alone on the roof all night.
732
00:42:16,077 --> 00:42:17,245
Huh.
733
00:42:20,081 --> 00:42:22,334
Look at the time. (CHUCKLES)
734
00:42:57,660 --> 00:43:00,413
- Weren't you in a hurry?
- Oh. Yeah.
735
00:43:00,455 --> 00:43:03,750
I guess I am on a bit
of, uh, borrowed time.
736
00:43:03,792 --> 00:43:08,588
Say, so my bag went missing
from my car last night.
737
00:43:08,630 --> 00:43:11,758
Is that the security
camera that you mentioned?
738
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:13,593
Yeah. Yeah.
739
00:43:21,226 --> 00:43:23,478
Uh! Wait.
740
00:43:25,980 --> 00:43:27,732
Yeah. Okay.
741
00:43:29,025 --> 00:43:31,653
It changes. Here, look.
742
00:43:31,695 --> 00:43:34,531
Frame forwards, Frame backwards.
743
00:43:34,572 --> 00:43:36,950
Frame forwards, Frame backwards.
744
00:43:36,991 --> 00:43:37,992
Do you see there?
745
00:43:38,034 --> 00:43:39,494
Why would the camera angle change?
746
00:43:39,536 --> 00:43:41,788
And, and, and the tarp.
747
00:43:41,830 --> 00:43:44,624
Why would the tarp move?
748
00:43:44,666 --> 00:43:47,252
ABE: Yeah. Big number's changed, too.
749
00:43:47,293 --> 00:43:48,461
CHARLIE: Yeah, you're right.
750
00:43:48,503 --> 00:43:50,672
Yeah. It goes from 10:30...
751
00:43:51,381 --> 00:43:53,633
to 11:30.
752
00:43:53,675 --> 00:43:55,719
We're missing a chunk of the footage.
753
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:57,470
Well, that happens all the time.
754
00:43:57,512 --> 00:43:59,681
Yeah, Jed explained it to me.
755
00:43:59,723 --> 00:44:02,851
It seems that the wind gets
caught up in the circuit.
756
00:44:05,103 --> 00:44:06,521
(DOORBELL CHIMES)
757
00:44:19,701 --> 00:44:21,411
I wanted to come check on you.
758
00:44:22,787 --> 00:44:24,622
See if you're feeling better.
759
00:44:26,416 --> 00:44:28,043
I'm in complete mourning.
760
00:44:29,377 --> 00:44:32,088
Just the total absurdity
of dying like this
761
00:44:32,130 --> 00:44:34,674
after surviving, like, the war.
762
00:44:34,716 --> 00:44:36,551
I think he mostly did paperwork.
763
00:44:39,554 --> 00:44:41,723
His shift starts in a few hours.
764
00:44:42,932 --> 00:44:44,392
I can't believe he's
not going to be there.
765
00:44:44,434 --> 00:44:45,560
Wait, you know that those
guys aren't actually,
766
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:46,811
like, heroes, right?
767
00:44:46,853 --> 00:44:48,355
Like, have you ever heard
of, like, Abu Ghraib?
768
00:44:48,396 --> 00:44:51,566
Can you have, like, any
respect for the dead?
769
00:45:00,492 --> 00:45:02,160
You know, I was just thinking of...
770
00:45:03,453 --> 00:45:05,121
gettin' out of here soon.
771
00:45:07,499 --> 00:45:09,668
I was thinking of going to Hawaii.
772
00:45:14,714 --> 00:45:16,841
You want to come with.
773
00:45:19,928 --> 00:45:21,429
Why would you say that?
774
00:45:22,972 --> 00:45:24,808
I'm not going to Hawaii with you.
775
00:45:24,849 --> 00:45:27,936
Are you serious? That's so weird.
776
00:45:35,485 --> 00:45:39,197
(HUMMING)
777
00:46:21,406 --> 00:46:22,741
JED: What are you doing up here?
778
00:46:25,076 --> 00:46:26,076
It's a beautiful view.
779
00:46:27,078 --> 00:46:28,204
All the...
780
00:46:30,123 --> 00:46:31,124
All of it.
781
00:46:32,167 --> 00:46:33,168
JED: Yeah.
782
00:46:35,628 --> 00:46:36,880
Do you want to sit?
783
00:46:38,298 --> 00:46:39,507
I'm good.
784
00:46:43,136 --> 00:46:44,512
Those belong to Sandwich?
785
00:46:45,555 --> 00:46:48,725
What? No. Why, why would you say that?
786
00:46:48,767 --> 00:46:52,854
Uh, I don't know, Jed, I, uh...
787
00:46:52,896 --> 00:46:57,108
I found one of these bottle
caps in his apron pocket,
788
00:46:57,150 --> 00:46:59,819
and I thought maybe you
might have lied to me
789
00:46:59,861 --> 00:47:02,197
and he was up here with
you last night, after all.
790
00:47:03,865 --> 00:47:07,285
Well, one, what do you fuckin' care?
791
00:47:07,327 --> 00:47:09,996
And two, people drink beer.
792
00:47:10,038 --> 00:47:11,748
CHARLIE: Well, for one, a friend of mine
793
00:47:11,790 --> 00:47:13,875
is in jail right now
for Damian's murder.
794
00:47:13,917 --> 00:47:15,585
But then there's a lot of weird bullshit
795
00:47:15,627 --> 00:47:16,795
going on around here,
796
00:47:16,836 --> 00:47:19,339
all of which is leading
me to fucking care
797
00:47:19,381 --> 00:47:21,216
what happened on this roof last night.
798
00:47:21,257 --> 00:47:24,594
And for two, Sara told
me that Damian told her
799
00:47:24,636 --> 00:47:26,680
that he was coming up to see you.
800
00:47:30,016 --> 00:47:31,016
Bullshit.
801
00:47:34,145 --> 00:47:35,689
Sure you don't want to sit?
802
00:47:41,403 --> 00:47:43,446
Yeah. He was up here last
night. I was embarrassed.
803
00:47:43,488 --> 00:47:45,448
I didn't want to mention it.
804
00:47:45,490 --> 00:47:47,200
CHARLIE: Embarrassed.
805
00:47:47,242 --> 00:47:48,284
Yeah, 'cause
806
00:47:48,326 --> 00:47:50,745
he asked me to leave Sara alone.
807
00:47:50,787 --> 00:47:52,414
Like, I'm creeping on her,
808
00:47:52,455 --> 00:47:54,249
and he's some white knight hero.
809
00:47:54,290 --> 00:47:55,834
It was fucking humiliating.
810
00:47:57,419 --> 00:47:59,671
Yeah, and that, uh,
811
00:47:59,713 --> 00:48:03,550
must have made you angry, huh?
812
00:48:03,591 --> 00:48:05,218
You got a thing for Sara?
813
00:48:05,927 --> 00:48:07,929
A thing?
814
00:48:07,971 --> 00:48:10,557
For little daddy's girl,
gets everything she wants.
815
00:48:10,598 --> 00:48:13,018
Princess in her castle.
816
00:48:13,059 --> 00:48:16,104
I couldn't shake the
dust off fast enough.
817
00:48:16,146 --> 00:48:18,440
She's gonna be sitting over
there, still selling Twinkies
818
00:48:18,481 --> 00:48:20,734
and blowing truckers when I'm long gone,
819
00:48:20,775 --> 00:48:22,235
'cause I actually
took control of my life
820
00:48:22,277 --> 00:48:25,280
and fuck you to this
place, I made it happen.
821
00:48:27,115 --> 00:48:28,115
Made it.
822
00:48:30,368 --> 00:48:31,703
I mean, I...
823
00:48:31,745 --> 00:48:34,122
You didn't make shit. Right?
824
00:48:34,164 --> 00:48:36,541
You won the lottery. That's dumb luck.
825
00:48:36,583 --> 00:48:38,001
Hey, look at Damian.
826
00:48:38,043 --> 00:48:40,920
He played every day,
and he never won. Right?
827
00:48:43,131 --> 00:48:44,131
Yup.
828
00:48:45,592 --> 00:48:46,926
Bullshit.
829
00:48:51,973 --> 00:48:56,227
♪ ♪
830
00:49:20,835 --> 00:49:23,088
Hey, can, can I get one
of the, uh, the scratchers?
831
00:49:23,129 --> 00:49:25,465
Uh, whichever one Sandwich played.
832
00:49:27,467 --> 00:49:28,968
Thanks, buddy.
833
00:49:39,187 --> 00:49:42,148
You know what, uh,
let me get a few more.
834
00:49:42,190 --> 00:49:44,442
That's a fool's path to riches.
835
00:49:45,568 --> 00:49:47,362
Amen, brother. Amen.
836
00:50:32,657 --> 00:50:33,950
(CLEARS THROAT)
837
00:50:35,869 --> 00:50:37,037
What do you want?
838
00:50:38,246 --> 00:50:40,415
I think I've kind of been a dick.
839
00:50:42,751 --> 00:50:44,419
Uh, no.
840
00:50:44,461 --> 00:50:48,256
Yeah. I just think, like,
I haven't gotten any sleep.
841
00:50:48,298 --> 00:50:51,634
I'm having a hard time
emotionally regulating.
842
00:50:51,676 --> 00:50:54,220
Probably a combination of
Damian's senseless death
843
00:50:54,262 --> 00:50:56,681
and I started this new birth control,
844
00:50:56,723 --> 00:50:58,391
and that's making me really hormonal.
845
00:50:59,392 --> 00:51:01,311
I shouldn't have taken it out on you.
846
00:51:02,729 --> 00:51:04,314
Nah, it's cool.
847
00:51:04,356 --> 00:51:06,066
I actually figured you were hormonal.
848
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:08,401
I forgive you.
849
00:51:09,944 --> 00:51:11,404
Cool. Yeah. Great.
850
00:51:12,864 --> 00:51:15,200
Hey, unrelated, can I
see your scratch-off?
851
00:51:15,241 --> 00:51:17,577
I've never seen anyone
win, like, more than $5.
852
00:51:17,619 --> 00:51:20,205
It'd be cool to see an
actual winning ticket.
853
00:51:21,414 --> 00:51:23,166
Oh yeah.
854
00:51:24,918 --> 00:51:26,127
Okay, thanks.
855
00:51:27,587 --> 00:51:29,172
Hey, wait, what the fuck?
856
00:51:31,132 --> 00:51:33,093
Hey, give that back.
857
00:51:34,511 --> 00:51:35,970
(GASPS) Weird.
858
00:51:36,012 --> 00:51:37,555
What's weird?
859
00:51:37,597 --> 00:51:39,057
Oh, uh, you know,
860
00:51:39,099 --> 00:51:42,060
I, I, I just bought a
few scratchers myself.
861
00:51:42,102 --> 00:51:43,311
I didn't win anything. No.
862
00:51:43,353 --> 00:51:45,063
It's a fool's path to riches.
863
00:51:45,105 --> 00:51:47,148
But I did notice,
864
00:51:47,190 --> 00:51:49,818
every ticket has a, a serial number.
865
00:51:49,859 --> 00:51:51,986
It's printed right
there on the, on the side
866
00:51:52,028 --> 00:51:56,241
and, well, the serial numbers are
apt to be... they're sequential.
867
00:51:56,950 --> 00:51:57,992
That means in order.
868
00:51:58,034 --> 00:51:59,911
I know. So?
869
00:51:59,953 --> 00:52:02,497
So then I remembered
that I saw this trucker
870
00:52:02,539 --> 00:52:04,958
playing one of those kinds
of scratch-offs this morning.
871
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,501
It was a Gold Rush.
872
00:52:06,543 --> 00:52:08,294
It was right before I picked up my car,
873
00:52:08,336 --> 00:52:12,215
which is right before
you bought your ticket.
874
00:52:12,257 --> 00:52:14,259
This trucker, he didn't win anything,
875
00:52:14,300 --> 00:52:17,595
(CHUCKLES) and he threw it away.
876
00:52:17,637 --> 00:52:20,181
- Eww.
- I know, but...
877
00:52:20,223 --> 00:52:23,309
seven-four-three, six-three...
878
00:52:23,351 --> 00:52:24,477
four-fifty-four.
879
00:52:26,312 --> 00:52:28,857
Uh, the number on this ticket,
880
00:52:28,898 --> 00:52:31,568
it ends in 454.
881
00:52:32,652 --> 00:52:35,238
So that means if you, uh,
882
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:37,615
really bought your ticket
883
00:52:37,657 --> 00:52:39,367
after this guy,
884
00:52:39,409 --> 00:52:42,495
well, then your number,
it would end with, uh,
885
00:52:43,371 --> 00:52:46,875
455 or maybe...
886
00:52:46,916 --> 00:52:50,587
56, yeah, you know, even 57.
887
00:52:51,713 --> 00:52:53,006
But it doesn't, right?
888
00:52:55,008 --> 00:52:58,553
No. Your ticket number is 450.
889
00:53:03,141 --> 00:53:06,686
M-maybe there's a misprint.
890
00:53:06,728 --> 00:53:08,146
CHARLIE: Or maybe,
891
00:53:08,188 --> 00:53:12,442
maybe you didn't buy that ticket at all.
892
00:53:12,484 --> 00:53:17,614
Maybe, maybe Damian bought
that ticket last night,
893
00:53:17,655 --> 00:53:19,532
like he did every night.
894
00:53:19,574 --> 00:53:23,370
And maybe he brought it up to the roof.
895
00:53:24,287 --> 00:53:27,207
Yeah. And, and maybe
896
00:53:27,248 --> 00:53:30,835
when it was just the two
of you alone out there,
897
00:53:30,877 --> 00:53:33,630
well, he realized he'd won.
898
00:53:34,881 --> 00:53:36,174
And maybe...
899
00:53:36,883 --> 00:53:38,551
you killed him for it.
900
00:53:40,053 --> 00:53:41,388
I didn't do it.
901
00:53:41,429 --> 00:53:44,057
I know you did, you motherfucker.
902
00:53:44,099 --> 00:53:45,266
- ABE: Hey.
- (HIGH-PITCHED WHINE)
903
00:53:45,308 --> 00:53:47,352
Everything all right in here?
904
00:53:47,394 --> 00:53:48,978
Oh, yeah. We're just...
905
00:53:49,020 --> 00:53:50,730
Yeah, sorry, I had these turned up
906
00:53:50,772 --> 00:53:52,107
a little bit too high.
907
00:53:53,024 --> 00:53:54,859
Yeah. You okay? You good?
908
00:53:54,901 --> 00:53:56,945
Yeah. She's just gettin' out of here.
909
00:53:56,986 --> 00:53:59,406
All right, I'll go warm up the car.
910
00:53:59,447 --> 00:54:00,490
Yeah.
911
00:54:00,949 --> 00:54:02,200
Cool.
912
00:54:05,245 --> 00:54:07,080
Well, you got me.
913
00:54:08,957 --> 00:54:10,333
I did it.
914
00:54:11,209 --> 00:54:12,711
So why don't we call the cops?
915
00:54:14,129 --> 00:54:17,007
I'm sure they'd love to hear some
916
00:54:17,048 --> 00:54:19,342
half-baked theory about serial numbers
917
00:54:19,384 --> 00:54:24,014
from a vagrant who... lives in her car.
918
00:54:24,055 --> 00:54:25,724
It's not just a theory.
919
00:54:26,599 --> 00:54:27,642
You admitted it.
920
00:54:28,727 --> 00:54:30,395
To you.
921
00:54:30,437 --> 00:54:34,566
You're not a cop.
You're just some woman.
922
00:54:35,984 --> 00:54:37,444
Got no proof.
923
00:54:37,485 --> 00:54:40,238
I'm not on camera like your friend.
924
00:54:41,614 --> 00:54:42,699
If I'm wrong...
925
00:54:44,284 --> 00:54:47,120
let's give 'em a call.
926
00:54:47,162 --> 00:54:50,081
We can tell 'em, "Hey,
it's Jed from the rest stop
927
00:54:50,123 --> 00:54:52,584
"at 421, Route 66,
928
00:54:52,625 --> 00:54:53,752
and," uh...
929
00:54:53,793 --> 00:54:55,128
Sorry, what's your name?
930
00:54:55,170 --> 00:54:57,005
(SNAPS FINGERS) Charlie Cale.
931
00:54:57,047 --> 00:54:58,673
Your registration's in the glove box.
932
00:54:58,715 --> 00:55:00,800
Did you know that you're
a person of interest
933
00:55:00,842 --> 00:55:03,386
in a bunch of deaths in Nevada?
934
00:55:03,428 --> 00:55:06,681
I'm sure the cops would
love to talk to you.
935
00:55:08,350 --> 00:55:10,602
- (GADGET BEEPING)
- What's that?
936
00:55:14,814 --> 00:55:15,815
Nothing.
937
00:55:16,649 --> 00:55:17,692
If I were you...
938
00:55:18,985 --> 00:55:21,071
I'd get in my trash bucket,
939
00:55:21,112 --> 00:55:23,948
and I'd speed the fuck out of here
940
00:55:23,990 --> 00:55:27,410
before I call the cops on you.
941
00:55:31,206 --> 00:55:33,333
All set. Ready to go.
942
00:55:39,047 --> 00:55:40,674
JED: Have a safe trip.
943
00:55:45,261 --> 00:55:46,638
Drive safe.
944
00:55:55,313 --> 00:55:58,483
Fucking Christ, Marge.
Ah, man, I'm sorry.
945
00:55:58,525 --> 00:56:00,443
MAN: (ON RADIO) Don't
miss our hilarious new
946
00:56:00,485 --> 00:56:03,029
hidden camera show "Prank Yankers."
947
00:56:03,071 --> 00:56:04,823
You won't believe what people do
948
00:56:04,864 --> 00:56:07,075
when they don't know
they're being filmed.
949
00:56:07,117 --> 00:56:09,703
Thursdays at 12:00. Don't miss it.
950
00:56:12,122 --> 00:56:14,290
(TIRES SQUEALING)
951
00:56:14,332 --> 00:56:16,543
(ENGINE REVVING)
952
00:56:18,837 --> 00:56:23,550
(RATTLING)
953
00:56:27,178 --> 00:56:28,680
- Hey. Uh, hi.
- Hey.
954
00:56:28,722 --> 00:56:30,515
- So...
- I'm trying to sleep, lady.
955
00:56:30,557 --> 00:56:32,517
- Oh, of course...
- I take six small naps a day.
956
00:56:32,559 --> 00:56:33,852
- I got a method.
- Yes, yes.
957
00:56:33,893 --> 00:56:36,062
So that's your dash cam, right?
958
00:56:36,104 --> 00:56:37,439
- Yeah.
- Okay, good.
959
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:39,274
And, you see, it's pointed
right at the rest stop.
960
00:56:39,315 --> 00:56:40,483
It's pointed right at where Marge...
961
00:56:40,525 --> 00:56:41,693
You don't know any of this, okay.
962
00:56:41,735 --> 00:56:44,029
So it's recording all the time?
963
00:56:44,070 --> 00:56:46,072
Wouldn't be much good if it didn't.
964
00:56:46,114 --> 00:56:47,657
Right. And your, uh, radio,
965
00:56:47,699 --> 00:56:49,325
so you can just contact any trucker
966
00:56:49,367 --> 00:56:50,994
on the road with it, right?
967
00:56:51,036 --> 00:56:52,454
Yeah, if you got their call sign.
968
00:56:52,495 --> 00:56:53,621
Uh-huh, cool. So, okay,
969
00:56:53,663 --> 00:56:56,082
just two, no, three more questions.
970
00:56:56,124 --> 00:56:57,542
Wait. Hello.
971
00:56:58,501 --> 00:57:00,879
Hi. Uh, I'm looking for a trucker
972
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:01,921
that was here last night.
973
00:57:01,963 --> 00:57:03,548
He was eating a burger at the bar.
974
00:57:03,590 --> 00:57:05,550
That narrows it down
to about ten people.
975
00:57:05,592 --> 00:57:08,303
Okay, He was in, he
was wearing a flannel.
976
00:57:08,345 --> 00:57:10,263
He had his, uh, his hat pulled down low.
977
00:57:14,768 --> 00:57:16,144
Dammit. Uh...
978
00:57:16,186 --> 00:57:17,896
Okay, look, he had his,
979
00:57:17,937 --> 00:57:19,397
his truck parked right
outside that window.
980
00:57:19,439 --> 00:57:20,774
It had an animal logo on it,
981
00:57:20,815 --> 00:57:23,485
like a cat-like
badger-mouse-type animal,
982
00:57:23,526 --> 00:57:24,861
some animal with legs and fur
983
00:57:24,903 --> 00:57:27,614
and fucking fuck-like
thing, what was it?
984
00:57:30,492 --> 00:57:32,118
Is that a squirrel?
985
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:33,578
Nah, some kind of dog.
986
00:57:33,620 --> 00:57:35,372
No, not a squirrel. Not a dog.
987
00:57:35,413 --> 00:57:36,998
Uh, which one eats wood?
988
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:38,583
Dumbass, none of them eat wood.
989
00:57:38,625 --> 00:57:40,543
- MAN: Guinea pig. Guinea pig.
- MAN 2: Capybara.
990
00:57:40,585 --> 00:57:42,879
Ah, geez. Fucking useless.
991
00:57:42,921 --> 00:57:44,255
- Opossum.
- Oh, that's...
992
00:57:44,297 --> 00:57:47,008
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
993
00:57:47,050 --> 00:57:48,176
Yeah, look, take a look...
994
00:57:48,218 --> 00:57:49,552
Quiet, quiet, quiet please,
995
00:57:49,594 --> 00:57:52,472
I, I, I need to think. Okay.
996
00:57:53,682 --> 00:57:54,724
Geez.
997
00:57:56,768 --> 00:58:00,480
(HUMMING)
998
00:58:07,362 --> 00:58:10,448
That's it. That's all that's
been on my mind all day.
999
00:58:10,490 --> 00:58:12,200
(SNAPS FINGERS) That is the key.
1000
00:58:12,242 --> 00:58:14,828
Does anybody know this song?
1001
00:58:14,869 --> 00:58:18,540
(HUMMING)
1002
00:58:22,127 --> 00:58:24,129
MAN: (SINGING) Okay!
1003
00:58:24,170 --> 00:58:27,132
You say you got a pretty face.
1004
00:58:27,173 --> 00:58:29,676
But the rest of you is outta place.
1005
00:58:29,718 --> 00:58:31,553
That's it. Fox.
1006
00:58:31,594 --> 00:58:33,847
ALL: ♪ Fox on the run ♪
1007
00:58:33,888 --> 00:58:38,143
♪ You scream and everybody comes ♪
1008
00:58:38,184 --> 00:58:39,477
♪ A-running ♪
1009
00:58:39,519 --> 00:58:42,272
♪ Take a run and hide ♪
1010
00:58:42,313 --> 00:58:44,649
♪ Yourself away ♪
1011
00:58:44,691 --> 00:58:46,609
♪ Foxy on the run ♪
1012
00:58:46,651 --> 00:58:48,528
Okay, check it out,
he was here last night.
1013
00:58:48,570 --> 00:58:51,072
He was driving a truck
with a fox logo on the side.
1014
00:58:51,114 --> 00:58:54,367
Now, listen, does anybody
know his, his call sign?
1015
00:58:54,409 --> 00:58:56,411
- FoxCo.
- FoxCo Shipping.
1016
00:58:56,453 --> 00:58:58,747
- Must be Pickleback.
- Fucking Pickleback.
1017
00:58:58,788 --> 00:59:00,665
Fucking Pickleback. Okay, great.
1018
00:59:00,707 --> 00:59:02,625
Get Pickleback on the radio, all right.
1019
00:59:02,667 --> 00:59:04,336
Tell him to take a look
at his dash cam footage
1020
00:59:04,377 --> 00:59:05,462
from last night.
1021
00:59:05,503 --> 00:59:06,629
The cops are gonna want to see that.
1022
00:59:06,671 --> 00:59:08,423
It's gonna prove they got the wrong lady
1023
00:59:08,465 --> 00:59:10,508
sitting in a jail cell right now.
1024
00:59:10,550 --> 00:59:11,550
I knew she didn't do it.
1025
00:59:11,551 --> 00:59:13,762
- We'll find him.
- Okay.
1026
00:59:13,803 --> 00:59:14,971
Huh, Pickleback.
1027
00:59:15,013 --> 00:59:16,848
(DOORBELL CHIMES)
1028
00:59:19,976 --> 00:59:20,977
Can I help you?
1029
00:59:21,019 --> 00:59:22,354
Have you seen this woman?
1030
00:59:22,395 --> 00:59:24,397
She used your ATM about four hours ago.
1031
00:59:24,439 --> 00:59:26,274
Oh yeah, she just left.
1032
00:59:26,316 --> 00:59:27,525
You know where she went?
1033
00:59:28,109 --> 00:59:29,402
Not sure.
1034
00:59:32,906 --> 00:59:35,283
I think she said she was going to LA.
1035
00:59:35,325 --> 00:59:37,160
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
1036
00:59:37,202 --> 00:59:40,955
She said she loves the beach,
sand, swimming. All of it.
1037
00:59:41,831 --> 00:59:42,957
(PHONE BEEPS)
1038
00:59:43,875 --> 00:59:45,168
I found her.
1039
00:59:45,210 --> 00:59:48,088
Yeah. She's headed West. LA.
1040
00:59:50,382 --> 00:59:51,925
(DOORBELL CHIMES)
1041
00:59:56,012 --> 01:00:00,016
(ENGINE REVVING)
1042
01:00:04,771 --> 01:00:07,148
When I brought her car around, I...
1043
01:00:07,190 --> 01:00:10,110
I noticed that somebody had
been messing with her brakes.
1044
01:00:10,151 --> 01:00:11,528
Imagine that?
1045
01:00:11,569 --> 01:00:14,072
So I fixed 'em for
her, you know, gratis.
1046
01:00:17,951 --> 01:00:19,327
Well, what...
1047
01:00:19,369 --> 01:00:21,788
What are you, you thinking?
1048
01:00:21,830 --> 01:00:25,834
I've always treated you
like you were my own son.
1049
01:00:25,875 --> 01:00:27,585
Abe, I don't know what you think.
1050
01:00:27,627 --> 01:00:28,962
But it's not my fault.
1051
01:00:30,130 --> 01:00:31,756
That bitch...
1052
01:00:31,798 --> 01:00:33,425
she had it out for me, I swear.
1053
01:00:33,466 --> 01:00:34,634
She, she was trying to frame me.
1054
01:00:34,676 --> 01:00:36,094
(HIGH-PITCHED WHINE FROM HEARING AIDS)
1055
01:00:36,136 --> 01:00:37,512
Jed (MUFFLED): She was,
she was the one who did it.
1056
01:00:37,554 --> 01:00:39,055
I'm, I'm the real victim here.
1057
01:00:39,097 --> 01:00:42,767
(INAUDIBLE)
1058
01:00:46,813 --> 01:00:49,107
(DONALD FAGEN'S "THE
GOODBYE LOOK" PLAYING)
1059
01:00:51,551 --> 01:00:52,610
(MIMICKING TRUCK HORNS)
1060
01:00:52,610 --> 01:00:54,154
(HORN BLARES)
1061
01:01:11,546 --> 01:01:14,007
(POLICE SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE)
1062
01:01:36,112 --> 01:01:40,784
♪ The surf was easy on
the day I came to stay ♪
1063
01:01:40,825 --> 01:01:43,536
♪ On this quiet island in the bay ♪
1064
01:01:44,662 --> 01:01:46,664
♪ I remember ♪
1065
01:01:46,706 --> 01:01:49,292
♪ A line of women all in white ♪
1066
01:01:49,334 --> 01:01:52,629
♪ The laughter and the
steel bands at night ♪
1067
01:01:54,255 --> 01:01:58,968
♪ All the Americans are
gone except for two ♪
1068
01:01:59,010 --> 01:02:02,472
♪ The embassy's been hard to reach ♪
1069
01:02:02,514 --> 01:02:04,683
♪ There's been talk and lately ♪
1070
01:02:04,724 --> 01:02:07,519
♪ A bit of action after dark ♪
1071
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:10,605
♪ Behind the big casino on the beach ♪
1072
01:02:12,565 --> 01:02:14,526
♪ I know what happens ♪
1073
01:02:14,567 --> 01:02:16,653
♪ I read the book ♪
1074
01:02:16,695 --> 01:02:19,072
♪ I believe I just
got the goodbye look ♪
1075
01:02:19,114 --> 01:02:21,282
♪ I believe I just
got the goodbye look ♪
1076
01:02:21,324 --> 01:02:23,702
♪ I believe I just got the goodbye... ♪
1077
01:02:23,743 --> 01:02:26,079
♪ I believe I just
got the goodbye look ♪
1078
01:02:26,121 --> 01:02:28,248
♪ ♪
1079
01:02:28,249 --> 01:02:33,249
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