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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,252 --> 00:00:04,922 - You kids remembered to pack your PJs, right? - Yes, Dad. 2 00:00:04,922 --> 00:00:06,840 - How about your little jelly shoes for the showers? 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:09,551 Unpack your bags and make sure you've got your little jelly shoes in there. 4 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:11,887 - Kevin, relax, it's a two-day music camp. 5 00:00:11,887 --> 00:00:14,431 - A two-day music camp eight hours away! 6 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:16,975 In the middle of the Outback! Anything could happen out there. 7 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:18,393 The kids will be just fine. 8 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:23,732 - Morning, little rock stars! How're my future Kylie Minogues doing? 9 00:00:23,732 --> 00:00:26,235 Can't get you out of my head. 10 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:28,111 Mum, I don't want to go to music camp. 11 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,697 What if I end up like Little Nina, that teeny-weenie freak 12 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:33,867 whose growth was stunted from playing bassoon at a young age? 13 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:37,037 - She's magnificent. Fit her right in your pocket, you could. 14 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:40,290 - Go on, Alison. Channel that teenage angst into your French horn. 15 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:41,708 Ugggh! 16 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:47,548 - Well, gonna be real quiet around here, I reckon. 17 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,758 Got the whole place to ourselves. 18 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:50,759 Yes. 19 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:54,721 Well, Kevin, this would be a good time to have a little talk. 20 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:57,099 - A talk? Okay, I guess we can have a talk. 21 00:00:57,099 --> 00:00:59,726 Oh, did you see Big Greg's got a new book out? 22 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:02,020 I swear to God, he's just a show-off. 23 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:04,481 And you know what, everyone knows it, so I don't even care anymore. 24 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:08,569 - I mean a talk talk. About this whole Koala Man thing. 25 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:11,280 Ah, a Koala Man talk talk. 26 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,782 All right, you have my full attention, Vicky. 27 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:17,327 Let's dive in. Just me and you, no distractions. 28 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:18,453 All right. 29 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:21,331 When you first started being Koala Man, I thought it would only be... 30 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:23,792 - Wait! Stop! Time out! Liam forgot his jacket! 31 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,252 Kevin, it's fine. 32 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:27,421 - You know how cold it gets in the Outback at night! 33 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,590 I've gotta get this jacket to Liam! 34 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:33,552 Let's think... The maximum speed of a school bus is 80 kilometers an hour. 35 00:01:33,552 --> 00:01:36,722 The speed limit for an automobile such as mine is 110. 36 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:38,557 So, rounding down to 100 for safety, 37 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:40,893 I should be able to catch up to the bus within an hour. 38 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:42,352 - Don't you think you're overreacting, Kevin? 39 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:44,813 - Do you know what happens when I underreact, Vicky? 40 00:01:44,813 --> 00:01:45,898 People die. 41 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:47,524 [sighs] Go then. 42 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:49,735 But on the drive, I want you to have a good long think 43 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:51,028 about why you are the way you are. 44 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:53,488 - I'm afraid there will be no time to dig into my past, Vicky! 45 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:55,574 I've got a job to do. 46 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:57,242 ♪ hard rock music playing ♪ 47 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:04,124 - ♪ music stops ♪ - Why won't that come off? 48 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:07,085 Oh, that's like a crack from a pebble or something. 49 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,254 Oh, sugar. Oh, well, good enough. 50 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:11,256 ♪ rock music resumes ♪ 51 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,425 Let's ride. 52 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:15,469 ♪ theme song playing ♪ 53 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,955 - Koala Kode one-one-eight: 54 00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:45,666 For more Koala Kodes, download the Koala App. 55 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:48,252 It's not a virus anymore. We fixed it. 56 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:51,672 Travelogue number one. 57 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,549 I'm in hot pursuit of the camp bus. 58 00:02:53,549 --> 00:02:56,677 "Operation: Bring Liam His Jacket" is well underway. 59 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,762 Think I'll just enjoy the drive for a bit, 60 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:01,139 while I try to think of a better name for this operation. 61 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:04,142 [talk radio playing softly] What was with Vicky back there? 62 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,811 "Why are you the way that you are?" 63 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:07,771 Why is anyone the way they are? 64 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:11,066 As if a sequence of formative events could shape one's behavior. 65 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:12,192 Ridiculous. 66 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,696 ♪ Toot toot, wham bam huge blue van... ♪ 67 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:19,741 Wait, this track seems strangely familiar. 68 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,869 ♪ Wham bam, huge blue van ♪ 69 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:26,373 ♪ We're gonna take you away ♪ 70 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:27,457 Look, gang! 71 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:31,753 I think I see our old friend up the road: Uncle Bumpy! 72 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:34,756 [chuckles] Hi, Tigglies! 73 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,592 Room for one more? 74 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:38,927 - Sure! - There's always room for one more! 75 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,929 Hop, hop, hop on, Uncle Bumpy! 76 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:44,016 UNCLE BUMPY: Tiggle till you giggle! Giggle-giggle-gig... 77 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:46,977 ♪ Toot toot, wham bam huge blue van... ♪ 78 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:50,063 - Kevin, do you reckon we'll be mates like the Tigglies when we grow up? 79 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,481 Of course, Christopher! 80 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:55,527 It's like the Tigglies always say, "'Friend' Is A Forever Word." 81 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:59,364 Oi! What the fuck is this shit?! 82 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:02,242 - Oh, hi, Daddy. - Hi, Detective Williams. 83 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:06,038 - Kevin, some bogan shitbag wrapped his mouth around a shotgun today 84 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:07,539 outside the bowl-o. 85 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:10,417 You think I wanna come home and listen to creeps in skivvies 86 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,085 singing about a big blue van!? 87 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,045 Sorry, Dad! 88 00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:16,256 - Go outside and take turns kicking each other in the balls. 89 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,300 The footy's about to start. Fuck off! 90 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:20,302 [crowd cheering] 91 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,221 ♪ Toot toot, wham bam... ♪ 92 00:04:22,221 --> 00:04:24,681 Damn annoying song. Quite repetitive. 93 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,225 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 94 00:04:26,225 --> 00:04:29,645 Aha! Travelogue number two: I've got eyes on the bus. 95 00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:32,523 Time to wrap this thing up and head... home. 96 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:38,612 I find myself in the horns of a dilemma. 97 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:42,574 The Koala Kode says I cannot leave an injured creature to suffer. 98 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:45,202 I'm harrowed to say, an illegal U-turn seems in order. 99 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:47,162 [tires squeal] 100 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:51,542 [grunting] 101 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:55,128 You're all right, little guy. I got ya. You need help? 102 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,757 - Yeh, cunt. You can help me by giving me your fackin' wallet. 103 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:01,343 - What?! [Kangaroo whistles] 104 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:05,097 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, let's, uh, let's just take it easy here, guys. 105 00:05:05,097 --> 00:05:07,266 Just hand over your wallet, dickhead. 106 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:09,226 And your fackin' keys, too! 107 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:10,269 Back off! 108 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:13,605 I'm well-trained in the art of grown-up karate, and I eve-- 109 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,274 Ugggh! Ohh! Ooh! 110 00:05:15,274 --> 00:05:17,025 Please! No! Stop! 111 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:18,193 Aaah! 112 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:22,197 KANGAROO: Get his wallet and keys! And his phone! 113 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:24,116 Take his fackin' shoes, too. Fack it. 114 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:29,288 Keep your ugly fackin' jacket, ya dickhead! 115 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:31,081 [tires squealing] 116 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:33,500 This is not on. 117 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:40,299 ♪ somber music playing ♪ 118 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:41,633 [groaning] 119 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:45,220 Mindy? 120 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,890 Mindy, is that you? 121 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:51,435 MASK: So, what's the plan? 122 00:05:51,435 --> 00:05:54,438 You're not just gonna lie there and die, are ya? 123 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:56,732 You've got justice to serve, mate. 124 00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:58,984 Justice... 125 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:01,945 - [distant shouting] - Mummy, what's happening to Daddy? 126 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:05,157 - Your daddy's going on holiday... by himself. 127 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:06,700 [sobbing] 128 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:08,702 Listen here, ankle biter. 129 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:11,788 You're gonna hear a lot of things about me in the next few weeks. 130 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:13,290 None of them are true. 131 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:17,503 Dapto P.D. is dirty. It's a frame job. This is not on. 132 00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:20,088 It's up to you to be the man of the house now. 133 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:21,256 You've gotta be tough. 134 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:24,134 I will, Dad! I'll be tough! 135 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:27,763 And I'm gonna devote my whole life to justice, just like you. 136 00:06:29,932 --> 00:06:31,099 MASK: Yes, Kevin. 137 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:35,103 There's still work to be done and justice to be served. 138 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,647 [Kevin straining] 139 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:42,945 [groaning] 140 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:48,283 Oh, travelogue number 12: 141 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:53,413 The Outback is an unforgiving foe, designed to test the will of man. 142 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:56,291 I believe I'm starting to hallucinate. 143 00:06:56,291 --> 00:07:00,254 Just earlier, I swear I saw a vision of Mindy. 144 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:01,755 ♪ band drum beating in distance ♪ 145 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:04,967 Now I hear the faint sound of music. 146 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:07,761 It could be my brain is overheating. 147 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:10,472 My senses at war with themselves. 148 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:13,225 My sanity slowly slipping. 149 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:15,227 ♪ music growing louder ♪ 150 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:17,855 Scratch that, the music is real. 151 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:22,651 ♪ rock music playing ♪ 152 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:25,070 Is anyone in there? ♪ music stops ♪ 153 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:26,947 What do you want? 154 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:30,868 - Please, you've gotta help me. I'm in need of medical assistance. 155 00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:32,578 And perhaps a light snack. 156 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:34,788 Nah, you've gotta fuck off, mate. 157 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,039 Oh, please! 158 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:39,293 I was on a mission to my kids' music camp and some 'roos just-- 159 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:40,335 What'd you say? 160 00:07:40,335 --> 00:07:43,172 - My children are at a remote music camp in the Outback and I-- 161 00:07:43,172 --> 00:07:45,757 - Why didn't you say so? Come on in, brother! 162 00:07:45,757 --> 00:07:47,509 Are you... Red Tigglie!? 163 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:48,594 In the flesh! 164 00:07:48,594 --> 00:07:52,890 Welcome to Tigglie HQ, the most joyous place on earth! 165 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:55,225 [door closes] 166 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:56,852 This is our little hideaway, 167 00:07:56,852 --> 00:08:00,355 where us Tigglies come to work on new music. 168 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:03,984 - I used to love your songs as a kid. Had every VHS tape you ever put out. 169 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,360 Not one bootleg. 170 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,696 Yes, we've had quite the run. 171 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,281 [sighs] Back in the '90s, 172 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:12,576 the Australian children's music scene was on fire. 173 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:15,287 There was the Jump Patrol, the Wamby-Jambies, 174 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:18,123 the Kookabirdos, the Scootie-Wootie-Woot-Woots. 175 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:21,084 Then suddenly, the whole industry went tits up. 176 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:23,837 Other kids bands faded into obscurity. 177 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,548 But here we are, still at it. 178 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:28,550 - It's remarkable you've managed to survive. 179 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:32,471 - Yes... it's a remarkable thing, survival... 180 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:35,516 ♪ retro rock music playing ♪ 181 00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:36,892 ♪ music stops ♪ 182 00:08:36,892 --> 00:08:38,060 Who the hell are you!? 183 00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:41,188 - It's all right, he's cool. This here's Koala Man. 184 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:46,443 He ran into some trouble on his way to a... children's music camp. 185 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:49,613 - Ooh, there's a new children's music camp nearby? 186 00:08:49,613 --> 00:08:52,366 - In that case, make yourself at home, big man! 187 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:55,244 Let's get you fixed up. You look like you've been through hell. 188 00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:57,329 ♪ upbeat theme music plays ♪ 189 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:04,711 - I've gotta say, you four haven't aged a day since I was a kid. 190 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:07,798 - Well, chalk it up to clean eating. [laughs] 191 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:11,552 So, Koala Man, where is this music camp, anyway? 192 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:15,264 - Just a few kilometers east of Bathurst. Could I trouble you for a ride there? 193 00:09:15,264 --> 00:09:17,140 We'd be happy to drive ya. 194 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:20,352 Yeah. We'd love to check out this camp. 195 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:23,188 - Great! Oh, can I use your toilet before we go? 196 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:25,190 There were no public restrooms on the way. 197 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:28,277 I nearly had to urinate on the side of the road like a common pervert. 198 00:09:28,277 --> 00:09:30,737 - Oh, down the way you came, second door on the left. 199 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:33,240 [Kevin groaning] 200 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,243 - Oh, thank God. [urinating] 201 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:39,079 I nearly doused me dacks. 202 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,957 Hall monitor log, number 150. 203 00:09:41,957 --> 00:09:43,917 Wednesday, 9:27 a.m. 204 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:47,421 The halls are quiet today. Eerily quiet. 205 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:50,549 It's as if the forces of injustice are biding their time, 206 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:53,427 waiting for just the right opportunity to strike. 207 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,637 [student moaning] Morning, Christopher. 208 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,431 - Where are you headed? - Oh, hey, Kevin. 209 00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:59,600 - I just need to use the bathroom. - Understood. 210 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,936 Just need a quick look at your hall pass and then you can be right on your way. 211 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,355 - I don't have one. It's kind of an emergency, Kev. 212 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:09,401 - No hall pass? This is not on. You got me in a tough spot here, mate. 213 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:12,196 - Aw, Kevin, come on! The toilets are right there! 214 00:10:12,196 --> 00:10:13,447 I'm about to burst! 215 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:15,032 I really can't let you in there, Chris. 216 00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:17,993 We'll just have to pop back into class and get you a proper hall pass. 217 00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:19,745 I'll wait for you out here. 218 00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:23,207 Hall Monitor log number 151. 219 00:10:23,207 --> 00:10:26,335 Brief incident regarding an unauthorized attempt at urination. 220 00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:27,503 Stand by for upda-- 221 00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:30,130 [students laughing] 222 00:10:32,049 --> 00:10:33,467 He pissed his pants! 223 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:36,845 - Hey, Chris, try not to slip in your own piss, mate! 224 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:40,724 - He just told you not to slip, ya fackin' idiot! 225 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:43,101 STUDENTS: ♪ Pissy Chrissy! ♪ 226 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,437 ♪ Pissy Chrissy! ♪ [sobbing] 227 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:47,564 ♪ Pissy Chrissy... ♪ 228 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:51,693 You did the right thing, Kevin. You did. 229 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:55,656 ♪ man humming simple tune ♪ 230 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,661 ♪ humming continues ♪ 231 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,704 - Who are you!? - Oh, hi there. 232 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,665 I'm Dennis. Nice to meet ya, mate. 233 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:05,958 Are you joining me? 234 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:07,125 What is this place? 235 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,794 This is where they send the rejects. 236 00:11:08,794 --> 00:11:10,462 Been down here since I was a kid. 237 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:13,173 Wasn't very good at music, so I never made it onto the menu. 238 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,174 The menu? 239 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,176 How do you think they stay young? 240 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,930 - ♪ dramatic flourish plays ♪ - Aaaah! 241 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:22,474 Tiggle till you giggle, mate. 242 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:24,309 [door slams] Oi! 243 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:26,687 Start the huge blue van! 244 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,066 Travelogue number 13: 245 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:33,485 The Tigglies have been eating musically talented children 246 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:37,114 to retain their youth in an orgy of cannibalistic excess and black magic. 247 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:38,323 Very not on. 248 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:41,368 I need to find a way out of here before my own kids fall prey to this. 249 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,495 Liam is quite good at the keyboard and probably delicious. 250 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:44,955 It's no use, Koala Man. 251 00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:47,666 Best to make yourself comfortable and wait to die. 252 00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:49,835 - Do you want a bite of my slop? - Not now, Dennis. 253 00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:52,296 All right. Your loss. Come to Dennis. 254 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,756 [doors rattling] 255 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,133 Oh, no, no, no, no... 256 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,384 Is someone else here? 257 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,552 Uncle Bumpy... 258 00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:02,055 - My God, Uncle Bumpy was the wackiest one of the bunch! 259 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,432 And the most evil. 260 00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:06,560 They kept me alive down here... for him. 261 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,644 [door clatters] 262 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:10,856 [creaking] 263 00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:14,776 What the fack is all this? 264 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,112 Spider! How'd you find me? 265 00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:19,907 - Well, couple hours ago, I rang your Koala Phone 266 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:23,118 to ask to borrow your Koala Mower and some 'roos answered 267 00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:26,121 and they said, "Oi, dickhead, we beat up your friend." 268 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:29,333 And I said, "First of all, mate, you're the dickhead." 269 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:33,712 Second, you better not have, I really need to borrow that Koala Mower." 270 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:36,381 And then they said, "What the fack's a Koala Mower?" 271 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:39,009 And I said, "It's basically just a regular lawnmower 272 00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:40,636 but with koala ears glued to it." 273 00:12:40,636 --> 00:12:42,554 And they said that was stupid, 274 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:45,974 and I told 'em, "You're the one who's fackin' stupid, dickhead." 275 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:49,520 "Why don't ya come to Dapto and talk shit to my face, see what happens?" 276 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,397 Anyway, they told me they left you on the side of the Princess Highway, 277 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:53,565 so I came looking for ya. 278 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:56,652 - Spider, I need a ride to music camp, now! 279 00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:59,279 I got the ute parked right outside. 280 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,031 Come on, Dennis. Let's get out of here! 281 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:05,077 - All right. Is it okay if I eat in the car? 282 00:13:07,079 --> 00:13:10,290 - Why'd you stop to help those 'roos anyway, Koala Man? 283 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,167 Everyone knows they fuckin' roll ya. 284 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,878 - I always help the injured. It's the Koala Kode. 285 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:19,174 - Oh! Well, it looks like those damn millipedes are back. 286 00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:20,384 Ah, nasty buggers! 287 00:13:20,384 --> 00:13:22,135 I'll pop 'round the shops and get some spray. 288 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,512 I can pick up some food if you want-- 289 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:29,434 [horn blares] 290 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,811 Kevin! 291 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,526 You're all right, little one. I got you. 292 00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:42,739 Come on, Mindy. Just take it. 293 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,575 Oh, still not eating? 294 00:13:44,575 --> 00:13:45,492 No. 295 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,829 Poor gal's gonna starve to death if she doesn't eat something soon. 296 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:52,082 I had an idea. Here, try this on. 297 00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:53,542 I sewed it myself. 298 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:54,918 That's brilliant, Vicky! 299 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,183 It's just up ahead over there! 300 00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:10,893 Hold onto your cock, mate. 301 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,356 [engine revs, stops] 302 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:19,735 They're here. 303 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:24,990 I'm going in. 304 00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:26,867 You two stay here and keep lookout. 305 00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:29,244 All right. How you set for weapons? 306 00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,830 - Hm, we'll talk about the proper permits for these later. 307 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,499 - Nah, nah, it's all right. This is all black market shit. 308 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:39,838 ♪ band playing oompah music ♪ 309 00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:42,925 ♪ Set the table, grab your forks ♪ 310 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,218 ♪ Put on your bibs ♪ 311 00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:47,721 ♪ La-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪ 312 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,057 ♪ blows sour note ♪ ♪ Let's eat, kids! ♪ 313 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,725 - Whoo! - Yeah! 314 00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:54,394 - What a wonderful surprise this has been. 315 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:59,358 An unexpected drop-in by the Tigglies, at our music camp! 316 00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:00,901 How lucky! 317 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,903 Well, what can we say? 318 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:07,783 There's nothing we appreciate more than children who love music. 319 00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:12,246 - Liam and Little Nina, you two are especially talented. 320 00:15:12,246 --> 00:15:14,373 This is bullshit! What about me? 321 00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:15,874 Ehh, you're safe. 322 00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:16,959 "Safe"? 323 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:20,128 We have chosen Liam and Little Nina! 324 00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:23,507 Your meatiness shall become one with our own. 325 00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:25,467 [kids screaming] 326 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:26,385 [Kevin gasps] 327 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,393 Not so fast, Tigglies! 328 00:15:34,393 --> 00:15:37,813 You've just met your own personal Yoko Ono. 329 00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:39,231 - ♪ music stops ♪ - What? 330 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,942 - B-Because I'm gonna break up your band. 331 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,402 Oh, come on, that's not really fair. 332 00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:45,612 Yoko's not the only reason the Beatles broke up. 333 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,990 - Yeah, all four of them were going in just different directions. 334 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,491 Whatever, just drop the kids! 335 00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:51,368 Out of the way, you fucking stooge! 336 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,746 Oooh! 337 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,793 - Ohh! - Not so safe now, am I? 338 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:03,046 - Uh, great job, little girl. That was very brave. 339 00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:06,175 You've probably got a very strong father figure in your life. 340 00:16:06,175 --> 00:16:08,927 Principal Bazwell, watch the kids! 341 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,097 - How can we play anything without the bassoon? 342 00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,056 Come on! 343 00:16:21,273 --> 00:16:25,527 - Well, guess it's time to catch the bus... 344 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:28,989 And I have a heavy vehicles license so it's actually okay. 345 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:37,289 Come on! Come on! 346 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,877 [horn honking] 347 00:16:44,213 --> 00:16:46,965 Activating Spider NOS! 348 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:54,765 Go go Koala Klaws! 349 00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:56,975 Ah. Still need to invent those, don't I? 350 00:16:58,352 --> 00:17:00,187 [tires squeal] 351 00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:07,152 He's not letting go! 352 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,362 Oh, don't worry... 353 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:10,280 Backup's on the way. 354 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,866 [laughing] 355 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:18,163 Oh, no. it's Uncle Bumpy. 356 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,374 Jiggle till you giggle! 357 00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:23,544 [laughing] 358 00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:25,504 Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle! 359 00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:29,091 Pull up ahead of Uncle Bumpy. 360 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:31,844 [tires squeal] 361 00:17:35,848 --> 00:17:40,185 UNCLE BUMPY: Wakey, wakey! It's Uncle Bumpy time! [laughing] 362 00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:44,064 DENNIS: Please, Uncle Bumpy! Not the hot poker! Noooo! 363 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:47,609 UNCLE BUMPY: [laughing] Hey, it's you. 364 00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:49,570 The untalented runt! 365 00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:51,321 That's where you're wrong, Uncle Bumpy. 366 00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:53,490 I finally learned to play an instrument. 367 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:54,408 [clicks] 368 00:17:58,495 --> 00:17:59,496 [tires squeal] 369 00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:03,584 Dennis, you inedible bastard. 370 00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:05,335 They wouldn't eat you, 371 00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,296 but now you're well done. 372 00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:08,589 [sobbing] 373 00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:10,591 ♪ hard rock music playing ♪ 374 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,136 - This cunt's got a lot of different fackin' punch cards. 375 00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,429 Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi! 376 00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:18,098 Turn up the fackin' music, this is the sickest bit! 377 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,559 ♪ music pounding ♪ 378 00:18:20,559 --> 00:18:21,894 [tires squeal] 379 00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:30,027 [tires squeal] 380 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,490 Let's fackin' hop, lads! 381 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:40,037 [groaning] 382 00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:47,211 - Little Nina, I know this might be a weird time to say this, but... 383 00:18:47,211 --> 00:18:49,129 I think I'm in love with you. 384 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,590 Oh, Liam, I'm glad you said that. 385 00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:53,592 Do you... want to get married? 386 00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:54,760 Really? 387 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,470 Yes. I love you, Liam. 388 00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:59,932 I promise that for as long as you live, you'll never meet another girl 389 00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:01,808 who loves you as much as I love-- 390 00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:06,855 Heh, heh, heh! 391 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:09,566 I can play bassoon! 392 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,735 [screaming] 393 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:13,237 [panting] 394 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,448 Liam! 395 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:19,159 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 396 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:22,579 - The Tigglies will not go the way of the Wamby-Jambies 397 00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:24,873 or the Scootie-Wootie-Woot-Woots! 398 00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,792 Tigglies are forever! 399 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,054 [groaning] 400 00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:41,139 Liam... 401 00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:43,976 [sighs] 402 00:19:43,976 --> 00:19:45,394 [screeching] 403 00:19:45,394 --> 00:19:47,062 [gasps] 404 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:53,110 ♪ Toot toot, wham bam ♪ 405 00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:56,572 ♪ Time for me to kill a man! ♪ 406 00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:57,698 Ugggh! 407 00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:03,537 - Always hated the Tigglies, man. Fackin' shit music. 408 00:20:03,537 --> 00:20:06,206 What's with that weird guitar that's also a little keyboard? 409 00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:07,249 It's facked. 410 00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:08,333 - [footsteps approach] - Dad! 411 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:11,628 Hey, son. I thought you might need this. 412 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:14,464 - You came all the way out here to bring me my jacket? 413 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:17,092 I thought you might've wanted me to tough it out. 414 00:20:17,092 --> 00:20:18,594 ♪ retro pop ballad playing ♪ 415 00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:21,263 - Listen, sweetheart, I can't baby you forever. 416 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,098 You've gotta run along now. 417 00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:25,642 - Maybe it's too soon? Maybe she's afraid to be on her own. 418 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,769 - I think a little tough love is in order, Vicky. 419 00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,938 She's gotta learn to fend for herself. 420 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,940 Go on, Mindy! Run along! 421 00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:35,485 You've gotta be tough! Come on, Mindy! 422 00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:37,779 Good girl. 423 00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:38,989 You'll be all right. 424 00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:40,199 You're tough, aren't ya? 425 00:20:40,199 --> 00:20:45,454 ♪ My little koala type bear ♪ 426 00:20:45,454 --> 00:20:50,167 ♪ Little koala type bear... ♪ 427 00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,960 No! Mindy! Get off the road! 428 00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:57,132 Noooooooooooo! 429 00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:01,094 You don't have to be tough if you don't want to. 430 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,888 You can be whatever you want. 431 00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:05,224 MASK: You're babying him, Kevin. 432 00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:07,434 You're teaching the kid to be weak. 433 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:11,021 He'll get trampled on his entire life if you don't teach him to be tou-- 434 00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:12,898 Hey! Why don't you shut the hell up? 435 00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:15,817 That's what I thought. 436 00:21:18,487 --> 00:21:20,072 Kevin! Liam! 437 00:21:20,072 --> 00:21:21,448 Hi there, honeybun. 438 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,617 Oh! What happened out here? 439 00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:25,118 It's a long story. 440 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,995 Red Tigglie ate my girlfriend. 441 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:29,915 - What? - This little wimpy shrimpy had a girlfriend? 442 00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:31,291 That is a tough break. 443 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:33,961 Probably not gonna come around again for you, is it? 444 00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:36,380 - Come on, let's pick up Alison and head home. 445 00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:37,631 And, Vicky... 446 00:21:37,631 --> 00:21:39,842 I'm ready to have that talk when you are. 447 00:21:39,842 --> 00:21:42,052 I don't know why I am the way I am. 448 00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:43,762 Maybe nobody does. 449 00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:47,975 But I do know that I love you, and I'd do anything for this family. 450 00:21:47,975 --> 00:21:50,644 - Aw, don't worry about that talk right now, you've had a hard day. 451 00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:53,522 Ooh! You know, it is rather chilly out here. 452 00:21:53,522 --> 00:21:55,566 It's a good thing you brought Liam his jacket. 453 00:21:58,235 --> 00:22:00,112 Thanks for the ride, Big Greg. 454 00:22:00,112 --> 00:22:00,988 No problem. 455 00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:04,533 Gives us time to listen to the audiobook of my autobiography. 456 00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:06,869 Unabridged. [Kevin groans] 457 00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:10,289 BIG GREG: My life began when I was waist-deep 458 00:22:10,289 --> 00:22:14,626 in the murky waters of the Amazon, surrounded by piranhas. 459 00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:17,880 That's when I realized the ultimate truth: 460 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:21,175 We are all just fish swimming upstream 461 00:22:21,175 --> 00:22:23,218 in a river of dreams... 462 00:22:24,178 --> 00:22:26,138 [thunder crashing] 463 00:22:26,138 --> 00:22:31,268 - You may have escaped a brightly dressed children's musical group, Koala Man, 464 00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:33,645 but you won't escape... 465 00:22:33,645 --> 00:22:35,731 the Kookaburra! 466 00:22:35,731 --> 00:22:40,277 [laughing hysterically] 467 00:22:41,862 --> 00:22:43,780 ♪ theme song playing ♪ 468 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,193 ♪ fanfare playing ♪ 35827

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