Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,752 --> 00:00:04,003
♪ mysterious music playing ♪
2
00:00:04,003 --> 00:00:05,672
[explosion]
3
00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:06,798
THE GREAT ONE:
Earth...
4
00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:10,052
Prepare for the coming of The Great One.
5
00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:14,014
[whooshing]
6
00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:21,271
- There was a time
when the Dapto Royal Show
7
00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:22,940
was about coming together as a community
8
00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:25,317
to sing songs
or pick the best-looking sheep.
9
00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:27,361
Now it's just a bunch of hoons.
10
00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,780
I can't confront them
as model citizen Kevin Williams,
11
00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:32,698
but I bet Koala Man would have
something to say about this.
12
00:00:32,698 --> 00:00:35,285
- You promised no Koala Man at the show.
It's a family fun day.
13
00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,995
Now come on.
What should we do first?
14
00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:39,623
Showbags! Get your showbags!
15
00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:44,169
So many bags of unbelievable fun,
suited to any interest.
16
00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:47,297
What a unique
and fun tradition we Australians have.
17
00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:50,008
- [kids cheering]
- So much chocolate!
18
00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,385
Novelty stickers and toys!
19
00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:55,806
- I paid 20 bucks for $6 worth of stuff.
I am so happy!
20
00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:58,642
- I've been saving up
all year for this moment.
21
00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:01,436
I need to get the SwordStorm showbag
before it sells out!
22
00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:04,022
- Those showbags are just
worthless trinkets and lollies.
23
00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:06,024
No, they are currency, Mother.
24
00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:08,193
Currency I will use
to buy Rosie Yodel's friendship.
25
00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:09,736
- Liam, come on.
- Yay.
26
00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:13,782
- Ah, well. At least you and I can
spend some quality time together.
27
00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:15,200
- Oi. You lot.
Try coming together
28
00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,911
and doing something productive
as a community for once.
29
00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:21,039
Sorry, love. The debauchery
has proven too much for me.
30
00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:24,209
Oh, is it alright if you pick me up
a prawn showbag?
31
00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:26,211
Thank you, darling.
I'll pay you back later.
32
00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:29,047
Oi. Come back here!
You're not allowed to do that.
33
00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,845
- Hey, Janine, do you wanna ride
the Ferris wheel with me?
34
00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:36,180
Nobody else wants to.
35
00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:39,641
- Can't. Today woulda been
mine and Gerry's 20th anniversary,
36
00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:42,895
and I'm gonna masturbate to full splooge
at the top of the wheel,
37
00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:44,438
just like he used to.
38
00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,231
God rest his soul.
39
00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:47,441
Right...
40
00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:50,152
Well, I don't wanna intrude
on you and Gerry's... tradition.
41
00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:53,113
- Move, you little shit holes.
It's my anniversary.
42
00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,995
♪ romantic piano music playing ♪
43
00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:06,460
Happy anniversary, my sweet prince.
44
00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:09,463
Ohh... ohh...
45
00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:13,217
♪ Gerry, Gerry ♪
46
00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:16,595
♪ Driving me up so silly ♪
47
00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:19,932
- ♪ Gerry, Gerry ♪
- Ooh, ahh...
48
00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:22,434
♪ Callin' my name, drivin' me insane ♪
49
00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:24,061
♪ Oh, Gerry ♪
50
00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,522
Whoaaa.
51
00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:27,898
[sighs]
52
00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:33,153
♪ ominous music rising ♪
53
00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,197
♪ theme song playing ♪
54
00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:43,580
♪
55
00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:01,890
Koala Kode 88.
56
00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:05,227
Remember, that's not a knife.
This is a knife.
57
00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:08,313
And it's illegal in New South Wales.
58
00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,316
[bed springs creaking]
59
00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,318
KEVIN: Ugh... ugh...
60
00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:15,070
And done.
61
00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:18,073
Ahh, good job, Vicky.
Down to four minutes.
62
00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:19,741
Top-notch efficiency.
63
00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,869
Now, where's my prawn showbag?
64
00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,161
Ah. There it is.
65
00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,707
Kevin... we should talk about our...
66
00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,125
intimate time.
67
00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,587
It would be nice if we could
both be a little more aware
68
00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:33,005
of each other's needs.
69
00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:35,924
So we can both have a good time.
Do you understand?
70
00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,259
Of course, love.
71
00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:40,095
You're worried it's gone
stale for me, but fear not.
72
00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:42,723
You always get my piggies
out of the barn.
73
00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,224
- Prawn?
- No, thanks.
74
00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,184
[gulps]
75
00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,520
[gulping]
76
00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,690
Hmm. Janine still hasn't responded
to any of my messages.
77
00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:53,066
I hope she's okay.
78
00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,484
[Kevin snoring]
79
00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,570
Ah, I'm probably just fussed over nothing.
80
00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,865
♪ ominous music rising ♪
81
00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,870
[cow bell jangles]
82
00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:07,789
Oh, my God, thank you so much.
83
00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:09,458
So cuuuute.
84
00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:11,335
You are so nice, I love it.
85
00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:14,046
- Wow, Alison, I can't believe
everyone had the same idea
86
00:04:14,046 --> 00:04:15,964
to buy Rosie's friendship
with showbags.
87
00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:19,176
- If only there were some way to stand out
from these pathetic losers.
88
00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:23,847
- I told you kids.
No showbags at school.
89
00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:25,974
Everybody pack it up.
90
00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,519
I know, I know.
91
00:04:28,519 --> 00:04:32,731
Believe me, if anybody sympathizes,
'tis this fella.
92
00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:35,984
I've been a showbag enthusiast
my whole life.
93
00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:39,696
Would you believe I own
over a thousand showbags,
94
00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:43,951
including the rare 2002
Kath & Kim showbag?
95
00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,285
Believe it.
96
00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:48,580
I own just about every showbag there is.
97
00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:50,165
Except, of course...
98
00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:52,501
- the Forbidden Showbag.
- The what?
99
00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:55,838
- Legend has it, a showbag
was created that was so full
100
00:04:55,838 --> 00:05:00,092
of pure, unadulterated fun,
it nearly destroyed Dapto.
101
00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:03,554
They were forced to bury it
and kill its creator.
102
00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:08,475
It's rumored to still be in Dapto
till this very day.
103
00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:11,395
- Wow. If anyone gave me
the Forbidden Showbag,
104
00:05:11,395 --> 00:05:13,522
they would instantly become my BFF.
105
00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:16,817
The hunt is on.
106
00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,404
[phone dials]
107
00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:22,114
JANINE: [on voicemail]
Leave a fuckin' message. Bah!
108
00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:24,783
- [phone beeps]
- Janine, where are you?
109
00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:27,160
Things aren't great with Kevin,
and I need some support.
110
00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,662
From anybody.
111
00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:33,542
Odd...
112
00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:36,795
Huh. Must be one of those
TikTok dances from the internet.
113
00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:40,716
- [droning voice]
You are worthy of love.
114
00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:42,509
[gasps] I am?
115
00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,803
[Daptonians groaning]
116
00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,310
Lunch? At this hour?
117
00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:53,520
Unheard of, unsanctioned,
and unacceptable.
118
00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,981
The love we deserve will be here soon.
119
00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:57,774
The Great One is coming.
120
00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:00,152
Who in blazes is The Great One?
121
00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,237
MASK:
It's dodgy, mate.
122
00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:05,407
You and I know the only Great One
is Angus Young from AC/DC.
123
00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:09,036
And I guarantee he's not here.
Probably at home preparing for a tour.
124
00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,747
Speaking of, I think we should
really consider buying tickets
125
00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:12,915
to see him in Sydney.
126
00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:15,042
- I would, but money's a bit tight
right now--
127
00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,503
MASK: Nah, yeh, nah.
Why catch a legend live, eh?
128
00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:20,047
Just watch a shit recording of it
after he's passed.
129
00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:22,174
- Well, I suppose I could talk to Vicky--
130
00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:25,636
- There! He has not known
The Great One's love.
131
00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:27,763
You seem stressed, Kevin.
[staff groaning]
132
00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:30,265
Can I offer you a massage?
133
00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:32,309
- This is not proper
office behavior, Clarko.
134
00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:35,854
I shall be forced to call HR
to report harassment of a sexual nature.
135
00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:37,272
This is not on.
136
00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:38,315
MASK:
Get us out of here, mate.
137
00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:47,658
♪ ominous music playing ♪
138
00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:52,204
- Vicky.
Vicky, we have to get out of here.
139
00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:54,665
Something's wrong with Dapto,
and it's clearly a sex thing.
140
00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:56,792
Kevin, stop.
141
00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:58,293
Don't you see?
142
00:06:58,293 --> 00:06:59,711
It's love.
143
00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:02,464
We are all worthy of love.
144
00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:04,716
No... not you too, Vicky.
145
00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,718
ALL:
The Great One is coming.
146
00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:07,970
Join the community.
147
00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:09,805
Noooooooooooo.
148
00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:14,309
ALL:
You are worthy of looooooove.
149
00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:17,354
- That is a private matter
fit only for my marital bed.
150
00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:19,982
- Listen to them, Kevin.
We are worthy of love.
151
00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:21,233
Both of us.
152
00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:22,818
[horn honking]
153
00:07:22,818 --> 00:07:24,236
[bodies thud]
154
00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:26,363
Best hop in if ya wanna live, mate.
155
00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:33,745
[tires squeal]
156
00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:37,541
What the hell, Kevin? Uch, typical.
157
00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:39,877
The moment things got serious,
he pops on his mask
158
00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:41,837
and runs off to have
one of his little adventures.
159
00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:44,840
You are worthy of love, Vicky.
160
00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:48,427
- Thank you, Mrs. Banks.
You've all been so supportive.
161
00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:51,430
It's like everyone in the town knew
exactly what I needed to hear today.
162
00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:55,225
Yes, yes. How about a massage?
163
00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:01,440
Oh, ooh, that feels nice.
164
00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,775
Gosh, I've been so tense lately.
165
00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:08,030
SPIDER: He's clean.
166
00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:10,240
Those damn grubby Grabbers didn't get him.
167
00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,659
Koala Man, I'm so glad you're okay.
168
00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,328
Big Greg said you weren't
worth the petrol,
169
00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:16,496
but I think you're
the only one who can save us.
170
00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,791
- More than likely correct, Louise.
Now, what happened to everyone?
171
00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:21,502
Whole town's gone psycho.
172
00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:23,003
Seems like if one of those Grabbers
173
00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,839
starts giving you a rub-down,
you turn into one of them.
174
00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,217
No happy endings.
175
00:08:28,217 --> 00:08:31,178
- Darren.
The fuck are ya, ya dickhead?
176
00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,472
I'm fuckin' scared. [sobbing]
177
00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:36,225
- I can only hope
whatever evil has befallen Dapto,
178
00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:38,185
the children have been spared.
179
00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:40,103
This is awesome!
180
00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:43,148
No parents, no teachers, no rules!
181
00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:44,983
Whooo!
182
00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:48,028
- Alison, I'm frightened.
Where are all the adults?
183
00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,696
Should we call
Mum and Dad to pick us up?
184
00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:52,533
- Quit being such a yeasty puss
and help me find that Forbidden Showbag.
185
00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:55,869
- Alison, I don't like this. I think--
186
00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,746
MYSTERIOUS VOICE:
Can you hear me, boy?
187
00:08:57,746 --> 00:09:00,290
My word, it's been so long.
188
00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,667
- Wh-who said that?
189
00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,460
MYSTERIOUS VOICE:
I'm inside your head.
190
00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,295
I sense you have The Gift.
191
00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:08,549
You'll learn to control it in time,
unless it drives you mad.
192
00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:11,593
But for now,
if you want the Forbidden Showbag,
193
00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:13,345
you must find me.
194
00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:16,223
- What's wrong with you?
- Follow me.
195
00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:19,852
[electronic beeping, buzzer sounds]
196
00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:22,604
Welcome to my panic room.
197
00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,523
Safest place in Dapto.
198
00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:26,692
Bet you don't have
one of these, Koala Man.
199
00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:29,319
- Personally, I've always found
you don't need a panic room
200
00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:30,571
if you don't plan to panic.
201
00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:31,947
[rattles]
Agh! What is that?
202
00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:34,449
- This is the reason
we're starting our mission here.
203
00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,034
Voilà.
204
00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:39,705
You are all worthy of looooove.
205
00:09:39,705 --> 00:09:43,041
Darren, nooooooo!
206
00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,961
- Darren, what's happening
on the Council roof?
207
00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,171
Who is The Great One?
208
00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:50,757
- The Great One lives
in six-dimensional space
209
00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:53,218
in a realm of pure pleasure.
210
00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:56,388
He seeded the cosmos
with his meteors
211
00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:58,974
so that we might prepare for his coming.
212
00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:00,350
Prepare? How?
213
00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:04,938
- A crystal rocket.
At the top of the Council building.
214
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:08,442
We will build it together,
enter as a community,
215
00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:11,236
and The Great One
will take us to a place
216
00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:14,948
where we'll be enveloped
in his love forever.
217
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,951
- Fuck Oath.
How are we supposed to stop an alien?
218
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:21,371
- By coming up with
a very, very, very good plan.
219
00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,414
♪ dramatic music rises ♪
220
00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:26,043
Or at least just a very good-- I probably
put too many "very"s in there, didn't I?
221
00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:28,587
VICKY: And then he started
eating prawns in bed.
222
00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:30,672
Left the heads
and poop chutes on the pillow.
223
00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:33,425
I feel like I can still smell it on me.
224
00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:36,011
Oh! Uch, god, it's disgusting.
225
00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:38,639
We do not like the shell creatures.
226
00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:40,849
Please hand me the thrust regulator.
227
00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:44,770
- Oh, did I ever tell you about the time
I told Kevin I bought lingerie,
228
00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:46,772
and he thought he was getting
linguine for dinner?
229
00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:48,607
Hmm. This one takes the cake.
230
00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:51,610
Things I love: sunshine...
231
00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:54,029
bilbies... being me self...
232
00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:57,533
And most of all,
I love me best mate, Damo.
233
00:10:57,533 --> 00:11:01,745
- Aw, Darren,
you're me favorite dickhead too.
234
00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:04,581
I can't take this anymore.
235
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,959
Thanks, mate.
236
00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:10,212
Ah, that feels good.
237
00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:14,341
- [screams]
- Christ.
238
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,051
Those little meth heads are escaping.
239
00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:17,469
Koala Man, help!
240
00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:19,763
Oi, boys. Over here.
241
00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:22,599
I'd like one of those comfy massages
you've been talking about.
242
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:26,270
BOTH:
Join our community of love.
243
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,438
Ugh.
244
00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,065
Gotcha, ya grub.
245
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:33,318
[screams]
He's working the knots out.
246
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:34,945
- Spider!
SPIDER: Uggh.
247
00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:37,155
Stay back, Koala Man.
248
00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:40,158
I feel worthy of love...
249
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,786
- You're not, Spider.
Goddamn it, you're not.
250
00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,832
- [Darren and Damo groan]
- Ughh...
251
00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:49,251
Remember me as I lived...
252
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,712
a yucker and a fucker.
253
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,463
Spider!
254
00:11:54,173 --> 00:11:55,674
Well, that went terribly.
255
00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:56,842
Your fault entirely.
256
00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:58,343
What now, Koala Man?
257
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:01,430
- They've taken Kevin Williams'
beautiful wife Vicky,
258
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:04,016
and now they've taken my best friend.
259
00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:05,893
But they won't take Dapto.
260
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:08,478
There's only one thing left for us to do:
261
00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,522
destroy the rocket.
262
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:11,815
♪ dramatic music fades ♪
263
00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:12,983
How?
264
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:14,902
[clicks tongue] Dunno.
265
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,867
- [sniffs] Why does it smell
like the bloody ocean in here?
266
00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,827
- Ah, sorry, yeah,
that'd be my pocket prawn.
267
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:24,953
In case I get hungry.
268
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,413
How are we looking back there, Louise?
269
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,457
Koala Bomb is ready to go.
270
00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:30,417
Ah. Cute little fella, isn't he?
271
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,377
I didn't know you were
so tech savvy, Louise.
272
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:35,589
- I... I've been taking
engineering classes on the side
273
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,174
in case it would be useful to you.
274
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:39,009
Aw, that's sweet of you, Louise.
275
00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:41,178
If I were ever in the market
for a sidekick,
276
00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:44,139
you'd be considered along with
several other qualified individuals.
277
00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:49,102
Eucalyptus oil would fix that right up.
278
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,521
- Fix what?
- Sore joints.
279
00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:52,356
Be happy to gather
a bit for ya sometime.
280
00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:55,192
- Oh, the hands. Right...
Yeah, nah, nah, it's nothing.
281
00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:57,027
Old fishing injury is all.
282
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:59,530
Oh, my God... there it is.
283
00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:00,697
[tires squeal]
284
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,783
♪ ominous music rising ♪
285
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,455
- That's the biggest rocket
I've ever seen.
286
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,915
Eh, I've seen bigger.
287
00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:16,255
Liam! What are we doing in here?
288
00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:19,383
- I can't explain it,
but I hear someone calling to me...
289
00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:20,467
in my mind.
290
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,762
- I knew it. You have psychic powers.
This is so unfair.
291
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:29,184
JAMES SHOWBAG:
If the Forbidden Showbag you seek,
292
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,937
perhaps I, James Showbag,
293
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:34,940
inventor of the showbag, may be of use.
294
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:38,026
- Alison! This brain says he knows
where the Forbidden Showbag is.
295
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,779
- I can't hear anything.
Tell Wrinkles to spill it.
296
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:43,949
JAMES SHOWBAG:
The Forbidden Showbag
was my greatest creation,
297
00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:45,826
but it was too powerful,
298
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:49,830
and the people of Dapto sentenced me
to wallow in brine and my own filth
299
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:52,708
for all eternity,
that I may serve as a warning
300
00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:56,044
to any who dared create
another bag of infinite fun.
301
00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:59,006
- Could you please tell us where
the Forbidden Showbag is, James?
302
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,215
JAMES SHOWBAG: I can.
303
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:03,010
But in exchange you must do
something for me.
304
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,303
Kill me.
305
00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:06,305
What? No. I like you.
306
00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:07,890
JAMES SHOWBAG:
Please, sweet boy.
307
00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:11,768
Years I have waited for someone
with The Gift to hear my cries.
308
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:16,565
Help an old, tired brain
leave this cruel world.
309
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:20,777
- He says he'll tell us where the bag is,
but only if we promise to kill him.
310
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,154
- Sure, whatever.
Let's just do it.
311
00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:23,238
JAMES SHOWBAG: Huzzah!
312
00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:25,574
The Forbidden Showbag is in a catacomb
313
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:28,243
hidden beneath
the Fun Fair Ball stand.
314
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,162
Last clown mouth on the right.
315
00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:32,372
- Ugh, did he say where it is yet?
- Yeah, but--
316
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,583
JAMES SHOWBAG:
Wait, no! I've changed my mind!
317
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,877
I want to live. We can be friends--
318
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,003
No!
319
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:41,757
Aaah.
320
00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:44,384
[Daptonians muttering]
321
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,473
If I can just get the little guy inside,
322
00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:52,726
we'll be properly placed
for maximum destruction.
323
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,520
[gears whirring]
324
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,063
Aw, you bastard.
325
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,856
I'm sorry, Koala Man.
326
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,441
Forget it, mate. It's over.
327
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:01,443
We can't just give up, Big Greg.
328
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:04,488
Oh, Koala Man, Koala Man...
329
00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:06,532
You need to relax...
330
00:15:06,532 --> 00:15:09,117
Maybe get a massage...
331
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,369
What did you say?
332
00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:13,455
We're all worthy of love, Koala Man...
333
00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:14,957
including you.
334
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,125
- Koala Man!
- Louise!
335
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,585
Don't worry about me.
336
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,296
Now, go... save us, Koala Man.
337
00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,217
Kevin, you came back.
338
00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:28,637
You were right about the community
needing to do something positive together.
339
00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,806
Now you can be a part of it too.
340
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:33,809
- Oh, bitter irony.
Now stand aside, insane Vicky.
341
00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:37,688
I have to blow up this rocket before
an interdimensional being comes for us.
342
00:15:37,688 --> 00:15:39,982
- Wait, what...?
- Hold on a tick, Vicky.
343
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,817
Your eyes. They're not pink.
344
00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:43,110
Have you not been turned?
345
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,820
- Turned?
What the hell are you talk--
346
00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:48,574
- A community united in love
cannot be stopped, little bear.
347
00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:50,492
The vessel is complete.
348
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:53,453
Let us board for The Great One's visit.
349
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,538
Seize them!
350
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:56,623
ALL:
You are worthy of love.
351
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,459
- Starting to feel like I might have
missed some red flags.
352
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,422
♪ mysterious music playing ♪
353
00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:13,348
- The Great One
will descend at any moment.
354
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:18,979
Now let Koala Man and Vicky
know the ecstasy of the joining.
355
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:21,273
Noooooooooooo...
356
00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:26,570
- They stink of the prawn.
Totally gross.
357
00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,155
They cannot be turned.
358
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:29,489
Well, well, well, Vicky.
359
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:33,702
Looks like my prawn showbag stopped us
from being turned into mindless zombies.
360
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:36,580
- Huh. Well, maybe that wouldn't
have been such a bad thing.
361
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:39,708
Do you know why?
Because they listen.
362
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,211
You go on and on about community,
363
00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:45,339
but what you really want is for
everything to be your way all the time.
364
00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:47,341
At the show, in the bedroom...
365
00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:50,427
There's never room for what
anyone else wants, including me.
366
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,971
So, yes, maybe I missed the fact
367
00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,890
that everyone has been turned
into massage zombies
368
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:57,100
and were building a rocket
to the sixth dimension,
369
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,311
but at least they made me feel loved.
370
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:01,438
You need to do that for me, or...
371
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:02,898
or who knows what can happen?
372
00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:05,901
Vicky... I'm sorry.
373
00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:08,111
[rumbling]
[Vicky gasps]
374
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:11,698
The Great One is here!
375
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,999
- There it is.
The last clown mouth on the right.
376
00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:22,042
Come on.
377
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,461
[hydraulics hissing]
378
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,383
♪ ominous music playing ♪
379
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:34,972
Come on, we're close.
380
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,935
Wow...
381
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,271
Rosie's gonna love it.
382
00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:45,858
Maybe I should just have a quick peek.
383
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,486
[whooshing]
384
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:52,614
Dear god... so much fun...
385
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,449
the hours of entertainment...
386
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,618
I could stay here forever!
387
00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,704
Why should I give it to Rosie?
388
00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:01,415
All the fun for Alison.
389
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:03,083
Alison. Let it go!
390
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,668
James said it's too powerful.
391
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:07,254
You just want it for yourself.
392
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,673
But it's mine. Mine!
393
00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:12,134
[thunder crashing]
394
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,595
THE GREAT ONE:
Citizens of Dapto.
395
00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:18,056
Are you ready to accept infinite love?
396
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,766
We are ready.
397
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:23,103
We unite as a community of love.
398
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:26,190
THE GREAT ONE:
Let the journey begin!
399
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:29,067
We're goin' to space, Darren.
400
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,235
Finally.
401
00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:34,072
THE GREAT ONE: Mmhhh...
yeah, yeah, that's good... right there.
402
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:35,949
ALISON: Hmm.
That doesn't look like space.
403
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:39,453
HE GREAT ONE
Fuck yeah, that's good. Ahhh.
404
00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:41,830
The Great One is coming!
405
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:43,916
The Great One cometh.
406
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,877
Oh, my God.
407
00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:51,089
We're inside it.
The Great One is using us as a dildo.
408
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:54,718
THE GREAT ONE: Agh! Come on,
you dirty little slut of a planet.
409
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:55,886
Fuck me!
410
00:18:57,763 --> 00:18:59,389
[metal clanging]
411
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:02,559
[both groaning]
[erotic chatter continues]
412
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,186
Yeah, yeah, right there, right there...
413
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,271
I knew this was a sex thing.
414
00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:07,356
Kevin, look.
415
00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:11,652
THE GREAT ONE: Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna fuck this planet to death.
416
00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:15,614
- If this thing keeps pleasuring
itself with us, it'll tear Dapto apart.
417
00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:17,574
How are we going to get it off us?
418
00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:19,952
By getting it off.
419
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,957
[screaming]
420
00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:28,293
- Alison, we have to get out of here!
We're going to die!
421
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,629
Then I'll die happy. Leave me.
422
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:32,339
[rumbling]
Ohhh!
423
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,261
- Uhhh.
- Noooo!
424
00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:39,888
LIAM: Come on.
425
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,642
[thuds]
426
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,686
I don't know about this.
427
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:48,647
- I promise. If you listen to me,
I can get us out of here.
428
00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:49,982
But I'm not very good at this thing.
429
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,442
It's okay. I'll help you.
430
00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:56,989
[beeping]
431
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,742
Okay, keep going.
432
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:04,121
Nice and slow, nice and slow...
433
00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:05,414
- Now left.
- Left?
434
00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:07,291
- Really?
- Left, Kevin. Left, now, left.
435
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:08,500
Circular motion.
436
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,128
KOALA MAN:
Oh, no. Something's happening.
437
00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:13,964
We better stop and completely change
the rhythm of what we're doing.
438
00:20:13,964 --> 00:20:17,050
- No, Kevin, we're close.
Keep going, consistent motion, don't stop.
439
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,927
But it's been over four minutes.
440
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,721
ALISON: Don't... stop.
441
00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:22,806
KOALA MAN: Oh. I see something.
442
00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,516
I think we're getting there.
443
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:25,642
I'm learning, Vicky.
444
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,186
Yes! Keep going!
445
00:20:27,186 --> 00:20:29,062
Yes!
KOALA MAN: Tell me when we're there.
446
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,397
We're here. We're here.
447
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,691
KOALA MAN: Bombs away?
VICKY: Yes. Blow it!
448
00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:33,859
[The Great One groans]
449
00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:38,113
THE GREAT ONE:
Wraaarrrrrrwwwwwwww-fuckkkkk.
450
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:40,782
Uhh.
451
00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:46,622
Vicky. We did it. We got it off.
452
00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:50,042
- And it's not the only one...
Koala Stud.
453
00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:52,127
Mwwwwah.
454
00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:55,130
THE GREAT ONE:
Ohh. I don't know what to say.
455
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:58,133
No planet's ever
done that for me before.
456
00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:01,887
I usually fuck planets to death
and never get off, but...
457
00:21:01,887 --> 00:21:05,265
we must have had
some sort of real connection.
458
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,684
This might be too early to say, but...
459
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:10,479
I think I'm falling
in love with you, Earth.
460
00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:13,857
Give me a minute,
but then we can go again...
461
00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:15,776
rougher this time.
462
00:21:15,776 --> 00:21:20,030
- I hadn't counted on this.
Who's ever heard of going multiple times?
463
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,448
We're doomed.
464
00:21:22,491 --> 00:21:23,617
Mum, Dad!
465
00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:26,078
We've been looking
all over for the adults.
466
00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:29,206
We murdered a nice brain
and Alison found the Forbidden Showbag.
467
00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:30,499
And Liam ruined it.
468
00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:32,334
THE GREAT ONE:
Oh, you've got kids?
469
00:21:32,835 --> 00:21:36,672
Uh, actually, I just remembered
I have this work thing in the morning.
470
00:21:36,672 --> 00:21:38,882
So I should probably go.
471
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:41,468
But no, this was, this was fun.
472
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:44,638
Um, yeah, I'll totally text you, hey.
473
00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:45,722
Alright, see ya.
474
00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:49,393
Good work, kids.
475
00:21:49,393 --> 00:21:52,563
You helped save
the planet from an alien sex pest.
476
00:21:52,563 --> 00:21:55,399
Can't believe that's really a thing.
What a world we live in now.
477
00:21:55,399 --> 00:21:58,527
- I didn't want to save the planet.
I wanted to be popular.
478
00:21:58,527 --> 00:21:59,778
[liquid burbling]
479
00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:04,950
- In the end, The Great One
was nothing more
480
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:06,952
than an interdimensional fuckboi.
481
00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:08,829
Why does this keep happening to me?
482
00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:10,122
Aw, Christ.
483
00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:12,207
Who's gonna clean all this up?
484
00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:15,210
Did someone say... who?
485
00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:21,842
- Gotta give Dapto credit.
We drained him good.
486
00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,722
LIAM: Goodbye, my friend.
487
00:22:26,722 --> 00:22:29,099
You may have been just a brain in a jar,
488
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,185
but I shall always remember...
489
00:22:31,185 --> 00:22:33,187
[sniffles] ...your heart.
490
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:38,317
- I suppose you got
what you wanted in the end:
491
00:22:38,317 --> 00:22:41,528
the whole town working
together to clean up Dapto.
492
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:45,240
I was thinking we could work
on something else together later...
493
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,911
Oooh. Cheeky. I'd like that.
494
00:22:48,911 --> 00:22:51,872
Though, there really is still a lot
of alien ejaculate to clean up.
495
00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:54,833
THE GREAT ONE:
Fuck yeah, I'd hit that.
496
00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:56,752
Nope. Ugly.
497
00:22:56,752 --> 00:22:58,420
Thicc.
498
00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:00,255
Agh! No kids.
499
00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:02,466
Hit it and quit it.
500
00:23:02,466 --> 00:23:04,801
You bloody legend.
501
00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:06,595
♪ hard rock playing ♪
502
00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:08,597
♪ theme song playing ♪
503
00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:45,717
♪ fanfare playing ♪
37838
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.