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It's a family fun day. 13 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,995 Now come on. What should we do first? 14 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:39,623 Showbags! Get your showbags! 15 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:44,169 So many bags of unbelievable fun, suited to any interest. 16 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:47,297 What a unique and fun tradition we Australians have. 17 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:50,008 - [kids cheering] - So much chocolate! 18 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,385 Novelty stickers and toys! 19 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:55,806 - I paid 20 bucks for $6 worth of stuff. I am so happy! 20 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:58,642 - I've been saving up all year for this moment. 21 00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:01,436 I need to get the SwordStorm showbag before it sells out! 22 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:04,022 - Those showbags are just worthless trinkets and lollies. 23 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:06,024 No, they are currency, Mother. 24 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:08,193 Currency I will use to buy Rosie Yodel's friendship. 25 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:09,736 - Liam, come on. - Yay. 26 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:13,782 - Ah, well. At least you and I can spend some quality time together. 27 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:15,200 - Oi. You lot. Try coming together 28 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,911 and doing something productive as a community for once. 29 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:21,039 Sorry, love. The debauchery has proven too much for me. 30 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:24,209 Oh, is it alright if you pick me up a prawn showbag? 31 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:26,211 Thank you, darling. I'll pay you back later. 32 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:29,047 Oi. Come back here! You're not allowed to do that. 33 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,845 - Hey, Janine, do you wanna ride the Ferris wheel with me? 34 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:36,180 Nobody else wants to. 35 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:39,641 - Can't. Today woulda been mine and Gerry's 20th anniversary, 36 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:42,895 and I'm gonna masturbate to full splooge at the top of the wheel, 37 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:44,438 just like he used to. 38 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,231 God rest his soul. 39 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:47,441 Right... 40 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:50,152 Well, I don't wanna intrude on you and Gerry's... tradition. 41 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:53,113 - Move, you little shit holes. It's my anniversary. 42 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,995 ♪ romantic piano music playing ♪ 43 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:06,460 Happy anniversary, my sweet prince. 44 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:09,463 Ohh... ohh... 45 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:13,217 ♪ Gerry, Gerry ♪ 46 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:16,595 ♪ Driving me up so silly ♪ 47 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:19,932 - ♪ Gerry, Gerry ♪ - Ooh, ahh... 48 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:22,434 ♪ Callin' my name, drivin' me insane ♪ 49 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:24,061 ♪ Oh, Gerry ♪ 50 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,522 Whoaaa. 51 00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:27,898 [sighs] 52 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:33,153 ♪ ominous music rising ♪ 53 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,197 ♪ theme song playing ♪ 54 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:43,580 ♪ 55 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:01,890 Koala Kode 88. 56 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:05,227 Remember, that's not a knife. This is a knife. 57 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:08,313 And it's illegal in New South Wales. 58 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,316 [bed springs creaking] 59 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,318 KEVIN: Ugh... ugh... 60 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:15,070 And done. 61 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:18,073 Ahh, good job, Vicky. Down to four minutes. 62 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:19,741 Top-notch efficiency. 63 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,869 Now, where's my prawn showbag? 64 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,161 Ah. There it is. 65 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,707 Kevin... we should talk about our... 66 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,125 intimate time. 67 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,587 It would be nice if we could both be a little more aware 68 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:33,005 of each other's needs. 69 00:03:33,005 --> 00:03:35,924 So we can both have a good time. Do you understand? 70 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,259 Of course, love. 71 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:40,095 You're worried it's gone stale for me, but fear not. 72 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:42,723 You always get my piggies out of the barn. 73 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,224 - Prawn? - No, thanks. 74 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,184 [gulps] 75 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,520 [gulping] 76 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,690 Hmm. Janine still hasn't responded to any of my messages. 77 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:53,066 I hope she's okay. 78 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,484 [Kevin snoring] 79 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:56,570 Ah, I'm probably just fussed over nothing. 80 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,865 ♪ ominous music rising ♪ 81 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,870 [cow bell jangles] 82 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:07,789 Oh, my God, thank you so much. 83 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:09,458 So cuuuute. 84 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:11,335 You are so nice, I love it. 85 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:14,046 - Wow, Alison, I can't believe everyone had the same idea 86 00:04:14,046 --> 00:04:15,964 to buy Rosie's friendship with showbags. 87 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:19,176 - If only there were some way to stand out from these pathetic losers. 88 00:04:19,176 --> 00:04:23,847 - I told you kids. No showbags at school. 89 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:25,974 Everybody pack it up. 90 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,519 I know, I know. 91 00:04:28,519 --> 00:04:32,731 Believe me, if anybody sympathizes, 'tis this fella. 92 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:35,984 I've been a showbag enthusiast my whole life. 93 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:39,696 Would you believe I own over a thousand showbags, 94 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:43,951 including the rare 2002 Kath & Kim showbag? 95 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,285 Believe it. 96 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:48,580 I own just about every showbag there is. 97 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:50,165 Except, of course... 98 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:52,501 - the Forbidden Showbag. - The what? 99 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:55,838 - Legend has it, a showbag was created that was so full 100 00:04:55,838 --> 00:05:00,092 of pure, unadulterated fun, it nearly destroyed Dapto. 101 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:03,554 They were forced to bury it and kill its creator. 102 00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:08,475 It's rumored to still be in Dapto till this very day. 103 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:11,395 - Wow. If anyone gave me the Forbidden Showbag, 104 00:05:11,395 --> 00:05:13,522 they would instantly become my BFF. 105 00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:16,817 The hunt is on. 106 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,404 [phone dials] 107 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:22,114 JANINE: [on voicemail] Leave a fuckin' message. Bah! 108 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:24,783 - [phone beeps] - Janine, where are you? 109 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:27,160 Things aren't great with Kevin, and I need some support. 110 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,662 From anybody. 111 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:33,542 Odd... 112 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:36,795 Huh. Must be one of those TikTok dances from the internet. 113 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:40,716 - [droning voice] You are worthy of love. 114 00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:42,509 [gasps] I am? 115 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,803 [Daptonians groaning] 116 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,310 Lunch? At this hour? 117 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:53,520 Unheard of, unsanctioned, and unacceptable. 118 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,981 The love we deserve will be here soon. 119 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:57,774 The Great One is coming. 120 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:00,152 Who in blazes is The Great One? 121 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,237 MASK: It's dodgy, mate. 122 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:05,407 You and I know the only Great One is Angus Young from AC/DC. 123 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:09,036 And I guarantee he's not here. Probably at home preparing for a tour. 124 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,747 Speaking of, I think we should really consider buying tickets 125 00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:12,915 to see him in Sydney. 126 00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:15,042 - I would, but money's a bit tight right now-- 127 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,503 MASK: Nah, yeh, nah. Why catch a legend live, eh? 128 00:06:17,503 --> 00:06:20,047 Just watch a shit recording of it after he's passed. 129 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:22,174 - Well, I suppose I could talk to Vicky-- 130 00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:25,636 - There! He has not known The Great One's love. 131 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:27,763 You seem stressed, Kevin. [staff groaning] 132 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:30,265 Can I offer you a massage? 133 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:32,309 - This is not proper office behavior, Clarko. 134 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:35,854 I shall be forced to call HR to report harassment of a sexual nature. 135 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:37,272 This is not on. 136 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:38,315 MASK: Get us out of here, mate. 137 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:47,658 ♪ ominous music playing ♪ 138 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:52,204 - Vicky. Vicky, we have to get out of here. 139 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:54,665 Something's wrong with Dapto, and it's clearly a sex thing. 140 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:56,792 Kevin, stop. 141 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:58,293 Don't you see? 142 00:06:58,293 --> 00:06:59,711 It's love. 143 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:02,464 We are all worthy of love. 144 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:04,716 No... not you too, Vicky. 145 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,718 ALL: The Great One is coming. 146 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:07,970 Join the community. 147 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:09,805 Noooooooooooo. 148 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:14,309 ALL: You are worthy of looooooove. 149 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:17,354 - That is a private matter fit only for my marital bed. 150 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:19,982 - Listen to them, Kevin. We are worthy of love. 151 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:21,233 Both of us. 152 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:22,818 [horn honking] 153 00:07:22,818 --> 00:07:24,236 [bodies thud] 154 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:26,363 Best hop in if ya wanna live, mate. 155 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:33,745 [tires squeal] 156 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:37,541 What the hell, Kevin? Uch, typical. 157 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:39,877 The moment things got serious, he pops on his mask 158 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:41,837 and runs off to have one of his little adventures. 159 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:44,840 You are worthy of love, Vicky. 160 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:48,427 - Thank you, Mrs. Banks. You've all been so supportive. 161 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:51,430 It's like everyone in the town knew exactly what I needed to hear today. 162 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:55,225 Yes, yes. How about a massage? 163 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:01,440 Oh, ooh, that feels nice. 164 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:03,775 Gosh, I've been so tense lately. 165 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:08,030 SPIDER: He's clean. 166 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:10,240 Those damn grubby Grabbers didn't get him. 167 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,659 Koala Man, I'm so glad you're okay. 168 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,328 Big Greg said you weren't worth the petrol, 169 00:08:14,328 --> 00:08:16,496 but I think you're the only one who can save us. 170 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:19,791 - More than likely correct, Louise. Now, what happened to everyone? 171 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:21,502 Whole town's gone psycho. 172 00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:23,003 Seems like if one of those Grabbers 173 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,839 starts giving you a rub-down, you turn into one of them. 174 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,217 No happy endings. 175 00:08:28,217 --> 00:08:31,178 - Darren. The fuck are ya, ya dickhead? 176 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,472 I'm fuckin' scared. [sobbing] 177 00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:36,225 - I can only hope whatever evil has befallen Dapto, 178 00:08:36,225 --> 00:08:38,185 the children have been spared. 179 00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:40,103 This is awesome! 180 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:43,148 No parents, no teachers, no rules! 181 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:44,983 Whooo! 182 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:48,028 - Alison, I'm frightened. Where are all the adults? 183 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,696 Should we call Mum and Dad to pick us up? 184 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:52,533 - Quit being such a yeasty puss and help me find that Forbidden Showbag. 185 00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:55,869 - Alison, I don't like this. I think-- 186 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,746 MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Can you hear me, boy? 187 00:08:57,746 --> 00:09:00,290 My word, it's been so long. 188 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,667 - Wh-who said that? 189 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,460 MYSTERIOUS VOICE: I'm inside your head. 190 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:05,295 I sense you have The Gift. 191 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:08,549 You'll learn to control it in time, unless it drives you mad. 192 00:09:08,549 --> 00:09:11,593 But for now, if you want the Forbidden Showbag, 193 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:13,345 you must find me. 194 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:16,223 - What's wrong with you? - Follow me. 195 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:19,852 [electronic beeping, buzzer sounds] 196 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:22,604 Welcome to my panic room. 197 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,523 Safest place in Dapto. 198 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:26,692 Bet you don't have one of these, Koala Man. 199 00:09:26,692 --> 00:09:29,319 - Personally, I've always found you don't need a panic room 200 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:30,571 if you don't plan to panic. 201 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:31,947 [rattles] Agh! What is that? 202 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:34,449 - This is the reason we're starting our mission here. 203 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,034 Voilà. 204 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:39,705 You are all worthy of looooove. 205 00:09:39,705 --> 00:09:43,041 Darren, nooooooo! 206 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:45,961 - Darren, what's happening on the Council roof? 207 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,171 Who is The Great One? 208 00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:50,757 - The Great One lives in six-dimensional space 209 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:53,218 in a realm of pure pleasure. 210 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:56,388 He seeded the cosmos with his meteors 211 00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:58,974 so that we might prepare for his coming. 212 00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:00,350 Prepare? How? 213 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:04,938 - A crystal rocket. At the top of the Council building. 214 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:08,442 We will build it together, enter as a community, 215 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:11,236 and The Great One will take us to a place 216 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:14,948 where we'll be enveloped in his love forever. 217 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,951 - Fuck Oath. How are we supposed to stop an alien? 218 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:21,371 - By coming up with a very, very, very good plan. 219 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,414 ♪ dramatic music rises ♪ 220 00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:26,043 Or at least just a very good-- I probably put too many "very"s in there, didn't I? 221 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:28,587 VICKY: And then he started eating prawns in bed. 222 00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:30,672 Left the heads and poop chutes on the pillow. 223 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:33,425 I feel like I can still smell it on me. 224 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:36,011 Oh! Uch, god, it's disgusting. 225 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:38,639 We do not like the shell creatures. 226 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:40,849 Please hand me the thrust regulator. 227 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:44,770 - Oh, did I ever tell you about the time I told Kevin I bought lingerie, 228 00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:46,772 and he thought he was getting linguine for dinner? 229 00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:48,607 Hmm. This one takes the cake. 230 00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:51,610 Things I love: sunshine... 231 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:54,029 bilbies... being me self... 232 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:57,533 And most of all, I love me best mate, Damo. 233 00:10:57,533 --> 00:11:01,745 - Aw, Darren, you're me favorite dickhead too. 234 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:04,581 I can't take this anymore. 235 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,959 Thanks, mate. 236 00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:10,212 Ah, that feels good. 237 00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:14,341 - [screams] - Christ. 238 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,051 Those little meth heads are escaping. 239 00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:17,469 Koala Man, help! 240 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:19,763 Oi, boys. Over here. 241 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:22,599 I'd like one of those comfy massages you've been talking about. 242 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:26,270 BOTH: Join our community of love. 243 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,438 Ugh. 244 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:30,065 Gotcha, ya grub. 245 00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:33,318 [screams] He's working the knots out. 246 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:34,945 - Spider! SPIDER: Uggh. 247 00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:37,155 Stay back, Koala Man. 248 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:40,158 I feel worthy of love... 249 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,786 - You're not, Spider. Goddamn it, you're not. 250 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,832 - [Darren and Damo groan] - Ughh... 251 00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:49,251 Remember me as I lived... 252 00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,712 a yucker and a fucker. 253 00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,463 Spider! 254 00:11:54,173 --> 00:11:55,674 Well, that went terribly. 255 00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:56,842 Your fault entirely. 256 00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:58,343 What now, Koala Man? 257 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:01,430 - They've taken Kevin Williams' beautiful wife Vicky, 258 00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:04,016 and now they've taken my best friend. 259 00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:05,893 But they won't take Dapto. 260 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:08,478 There's only one thing left for us to do: 261 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,522 destroy the rocket. 262 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:11,815 ♪ dramatic music fades ♪ 263 00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:12,983 How? 264 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:14,902 [clicks tongue] Dunno. 265 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,867 - [sniffs] Why does it smell like the bloody ocean in here? 266 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,827 - Ah, sorry, yeah, that'd be my pocket prawn. 267 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:24,953 In case I get hungry. 268 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,413 How are we looking back there, Louise? 269 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,457 Koala Bomb is ready to go. 270 00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:30,417 Ah. Cute little fella, isn't he? 271 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,377 I didn't know you were so tech savvy, Louise. 272 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:35,589 - I... I've been taking engineering classes on the side 273 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:37,174 in case it would be useful to you. 274 00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:39,009 Aw, that's sweet of you, Louise. 275 00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:41,178 If I were ever in the market for a sidekick, 276 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:44,139 you'd be considered along with several other qualified individuals. 277 00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:49,102 Eucalyptus oil would fix that right up. 278 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,521 - Fix what? - Sore joints. 279 00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:52,356 Be happy to gather a bit for ya sometime. 280 00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:55,192 - Oh, the hands. Right... Yeah, nah, nah, it's nothing. 281 00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:57,027 Old fishing injury is all. 282 00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:59,530 Oh, my God... there it is. 283 00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:00,697 [tires squeal] 284 00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,783 ♪ ominous music rising ♪ 285 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,455 - That's the biggest rocket I've ever seen. 286 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,915 Eh, I've seen bigger. 287 00:13:14,086 --> 00:13:16,255 Liam! What are we doing in here? 288 00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:19,383 - I can't explain it, but I hear someone calling to me... 289 00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:20,467 in my mind. 290 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,762 - I knew it. You have psychic powers. This is so unfair. 291 00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:29,184 JAMES SHOWBAG: If the Forbidden Showbag you seek, 292 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,937 perhaps I, James Showbag, 293 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:34,940 inventor of the showbag, may be of use. 294 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:38,026 - Alison! This brain says he knows where the Forbidden Showbag is. 295 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,779 - I can't hear anything. Tell Wrinkles to spill it. 296 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:43,949 JAMES SHOWBAG: The Forbidden Showbag was my greatest creation, 297 00:13:43,949 --> 00:13:45,826 but it was too powerful, 298 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:49,830 and the people of Dapto sentenced me to wallow in brine and my own filth 299 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:52,708 for all eternity, that I may serve as a warning 300 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:56,044 to any who dared create another bag of infinite fun. 301 00:13:56,044 --> 00:13:59,006 - Could you please tell us where the Forbidden Showbag is, James? 302 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,215 JAMES SHOWBAG: I can. 303 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:03,010 But in exchange you must do something for me. 304 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,303 Kill me. 305 00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:06,305 What? No. I like you. 306 00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:07,890 JAMES SHOWBAG: Please, sweet boy. 307 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:11,768 Years I have waited for someone with The Gift to hear my cries. 308 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:16,565 Help an old, tired brain leave this cruel world. 309 00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:20,777 - He says he'll tell us where the bag is, but only if we promise to kill him. 310 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,154 - Sure, whatever. Let's just do it. 311 00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:23,238 JAMES SHOWBAG: Huzzah! 312 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:25,574 The Forbidden Showbag is in a catacomb 313 00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:28,243 hidden beneath the Fun Fair Ball stand. 314 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,162 Last clown mouth on the right. 315 00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:32,372 - Ugh, did he say where it is yet? - Yeah, but-- 316 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,583 JAMES SHOWBAG: Wait, no! I've changed my mind! 317 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,877 I want to live. We can be friends-- 318 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,003 No! 319 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:41,757 Aaah. 320 00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:44,384 [Daptonians muttering] 321 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,473 If I can just get the little guy inside, 322 00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:52,726 we'll be properly placed for maximum destruction. 323 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,520 [gears whirring] 324 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,063 Aw, you bastard. 325 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,856 I'm sorry, Koala Man. 326 00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,441 Forget it, mate. It's over. 327 00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:01,443 We can't just give up, Big Greg. 328 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:04,488 Oh, Koala Man, Koala Man... 329 00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:06,532 You need to relax... 330 00:15:06,532 --> 00:15:09,117 Maybe get a massage... 331 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,369 What did you say? 332 00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:13,455 We're all worthy of love, Koala Man... 333 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:14,957 including you. 334 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,125 - Koala Man! - Louise! 335 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,585 Don't worry about me. 336 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,296 Now, go... save us, Koala Man. 337 00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,217 Kevin, you came back. 338 00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:28,637 You were right about the community needing to do something positive together. 339 00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,806 Now you can be a part of it too. 340 00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:33,809 - Oh, bitter irony. Now stand aside, insane Vicky. 341 00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:37,688 I have to blow up this rocket before an interdimensional being comes for us. 342 00:15:37,688 --> 00:15:39,982 - Wait, what...? - Hold on a tick, Vicky. 343 00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,817 Your eyes. They're not pink. 344 00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:43,110 Have you not been turned? 345 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,820 - Turned? What the hell are you talk-- 346 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:48,574 - A community united in love cannot be stopped, little bear. 347 00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:50,492 The vessel is complete. 348 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:53,453 Let us board for The Great One's visit. 349 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:54,538 Seize them! 350 00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:56,623 ALL: You are worthy of love. 351 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,459 - Starting to feel like I might have missed some red flags. 352 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,422 ♪ mysterious music playing ♪ 353 00:16:09,887 --> 00:16:13,348 - The Great One will descend at any moment. 354 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:18,979 Now let Koala Man and Vicky know the ecstasy of the joining. 355 00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:21,273 Noooooooooooo... 356 00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:26,570 - They stink of the prawn. Totally gross. 357 00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:28,155 They cannot be turned. 358 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:29,489 Well, well, well, Vicky. 359 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:33,702 Looks like my prawn showbag stopped us from being turned into mindless zombies. 360 00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:36,580 - Huh. Well, maybe that wouldn't have been such a bad thing. 361 00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:39,708 Do you know why? Because they listen. 362 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,211 You go on and on about community, 363 00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:45,339 but what you really want is for everything to be your way all the time. 364 00:16:45,339 --> 00:16:47,341 At the show, in the bedroom... 365 00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:50,427 There's never room for what anyone else wants, including me. 366 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,971 So, yes, maybe I missed the fact 367 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,890 that everyone has been turned into massage zombies 368 00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:57,100 and were building a rocket to the sixth dimension, 369 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,311 but at least they made me feel loved. 370 00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:01,438 You need to do that for me, or... 371 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:02,898 or who knows what can happen? 372 00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:05,901 Vicky... I'm sorry. 373 00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:08,111 [rumbling] [Vicky gasps] 374 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:11,698 The Great One is here! 375 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,999 - There it is. The last clown mouth on the right. 376 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:22,042 Come on. 377 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,461 [hydraulics hissing] 378 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,383 ♪ ominous music playing ♪ 379 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:34,972 Come on, we're close. 380 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,935 Wow... 381 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,271 Rosie's gonna love it. 382 00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:45,858 Maybe I should just have a quick peek. 383 00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,486 [whooshing] 384 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:52,614 Dear god... so much fun... 385 00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,449 the hours of entertainment... 386 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,618 I could stay here forever! 387 00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,704 Why should I give it to Rosie? 388 00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:01,415 All the fun for Alison. 389 00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:03,083 Alison. Let it go! 390 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,668 James said it's too powerful. 391 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:07,254 You just want it for yourself. 392 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,673 But it's mine. Mine! 393 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:12,134 [thunder crashing] 394 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,595 THE GREAT ONE: Citizens of Dapto. 395 00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:18,056 Are you ready to accept infinite love? 396 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,766 We are ready. 397 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:23,103 We unite as a community of love. 398 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:26,190 THE GREAT ONE: Let the journey begin! 399 00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:29,067 We're goin' to space, Darren. 400 00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,235 Finally. 401 00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:34,072 THE GREAT ONE: Mmhhh... yeah, yeah, that's good... right there. 402 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:35,949 ALISON: Hmm. That doesn't look like space. 403 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:39,453 HE GREAT ONE Fuck yeah, that's good. Ahhh. 404 00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:41,830 The Great One is coming! 405 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:43,916 The Great One cometh. 406 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,877 Oh, my God. 407 00:18:46,877 --> 00:18:51,089 We're inside it. The Great One is using us as a dildo. 408 00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:54,718 THE GREAT ONE: Agh! Come on, you dirty little slut of a planet. 409 00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:55,886 Fuck me! 410 00:18:57,763 --> 00:18:59,389 [metal clanging] 411 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:02,559 [both groaning] [erotic chatter continues] 412 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,186 Yeah, yeah, right there, right there... 413 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,271 I knew this was a sex thing. 414 00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:07,356 Kevin, look. 415 00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:11,652 THE GREAT ONE: Oh, yeah. I'm gonna fuck this planet to death. 416 00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:15,614 - If this thing keeps pleasuring itself with us, it'll tear Dapto apart. 417 00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:17,574 How are we going to get it off us? 418 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:19,952 By getting it off. 419 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,957 [screaming] 420 00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:28,293 - Alison, we have to get out of here! We're going to die! 421 00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,629 Then I'll die happy. Leave me. 422 00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:32,339 [rumbling] Ohhh! 423 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,261 - Uhhh. - Noooo! 424 00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:39,888 LIAM: Come on. 425 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,642 [thuds] 426 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,686 I don't know about this. 427 00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:48,647 - I promise. If you listen to me, I can get us out of here. 428 00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:49,982 But I'm not very good at this thing. 429 00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:52,442 It's okay. I'll help you. 430 00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:56,989 [beeping] 431 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,742 Okay, keep going. 432 00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:04,121 Nice and slow, nice and slow... 433 00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:05,414 - Now left. - Left? 434 00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:07,291 - Really? - Left, Kevin. Left, now, left. 435 00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:08,500 Circular motion. 436 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,128 KOALA MAN: Oh, no. Something's happening. 437 00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:13,964 We better stop and completely change the rhythm of what we're doing. 438 00:20:13,964 --> 00:20:17,050 - No, Kevin, we're close. Keep going, consistent motion, don't stop. 439 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,927 But it's been over four minutes. 440 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,721 ALISON: Don't... stop. 441 00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:22,806 KOALA MAN: Oh. I see something. 442 00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,516 I think we're getting there. 443 00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:25,642 I'm learning, Vicky. 444 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,186 Yes! Keep going! 445 00:20:27,186 --> 00:20:29,062 Yes! KOALA MAN: Tell me when we're there. 446 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,397 We're here. We're here. 447 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,691 KOALA MAN: Bombs away? VICKY: Yes. Blow it! 448 00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:33,859 [The Great One groans] 449 00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:38,113 THE GREAT ONE: Wraaarrrrrrwwwwwwww-fuckkkkk. 450 00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:40,782 Uhh. 451 00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:46,622 Vicky. We did it. We got it off. 452 00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:50,042 - And it's not the only one... Koala Stud. 453 00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:52,127 Mwwwwah. 454 00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:55,130 THE GREAT ONE: Ohh. I don't know what to say. 455 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:58,133 No planet's ever done that for me before. 456 00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:01,887 I usually fuck planets to death and never get off, but... 457 00:21:01,887 --> 00:21:05,265 we must have had some sort of real connection. 458 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,684 This might be too early to say, but... 459 00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:10,479 I think I'm falling in love with you, Earth. 460 00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:13,857 Give me a minute, but then we can go again... 461 00:21:13,857 --> 00:21:15,776 rougher this time. 462 00:21:15,776 --> 00:21:20,030 - I hadn't counted on this. Who's ever heard of going multiple times? 463 00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,448 We're doomed. 464 00:21:22,491 --> 00:21:23,617 Mum, Dad! 465 00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:26,078 We've been looking all over for the adults. 466 00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:29,206 We murdered a nice brain and Alison found the Forbidden Showbag. 467 00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:30,499 And Liam ruined it. 468 00:21:30,499 --> 00:21:32,334 THE GREAT ONE: Oh, you've got kids? 469 00:21:32,835 --> 00:21:36,672 Uh, actually, I just remembered I have this work thing in the morning. 470 00:21:36,672 --> 00:21:38,882 So I should probably go. 471 00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:41,468 But no, this was, this was fun. 472 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:44,638 Um, yeah, I'll totally text you, hey. 473 00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:45,722 Alright, see ya. 474 00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:49,393 Good work, kids. 475 00:21:49,393 --> 00:21:52,563 You helped save the planet from an alien sex pest. 476 00:21:52,563 --> 00:21:55,399 Can't believe that's really a thing. What a world we live in now. 477 00:21:55,399 --> 00:21:58,527 - I didn't want to save the planet. I wanted to be popular. 478 00:21:58,527 --> 00:21:59,778 [liquid burbling] 479 00:22:02,406 --> 00:22:04,950 - In the end, The Great One was nothing more 480 00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:06,952 than an interdimensional fuckboi. 481 00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:08,829 Why does this keep happening to me? 482 00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:10,122 Aw, Christ. 483 00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:12,207 Who's gonna clean all this up? 484 00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:15,210 Did someone say... who? 485 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:21,842 - Gotta give Dapto credit. We drained him good. 486 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,722 LIAM: Goodbye, my friend. 487 00:22:26,722 --> 00:22:29,099 You may have been just a brain in a jar, 488 00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,185 but I shall always remember... 489 00:22:31,185 --> 00:22:33,187 [sniffles] ...your heart. 490 00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:38,317 - I suppose you got what you wanted in the end: 491 00:22:38,317 --> 00:22:41,528 the whole town working together to clean up Dapto. 492 00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:45,240 I was thinking we could work on something else together later... 493 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,911 Oooh. Cheeky. I'd like that. 494 00:22:48,911 --> 00:22:51,872 Though, there really is still a lot of alien ejaculate to clean up. 495 00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:54,833 THE GREAT ONE: Fuck yeah, I'd hit that. 496 00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:56,752 Nope. Ugly. 497 00:22:56,752 --> 00:22:58,420 Thicc. 498 00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:00,255 Agh! No kids. 499 00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:02,466 Hit it and quit it. 500 00:23:02,466 --> 00:23:04,801 You bloody legend. 501 00:23:04,801 --> 00:23:06,595 ♪ hard rock playing ♪ 502 00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:08,597 ♪ theme song playing ♪ 503 00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:45,717 ♪ fanfare playing ♪ 37838

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