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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,627 --> 00:00:03,629 [wind whistling] 2 00:00:05,881 --> 00:00:07,299 Heave! 3 00:00:07,299 --> 00:00:09,092 Heave! 4 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:10,969 Heave, goddamn you! 5 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,727 The horror. 6 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:21,980 The world must never learn of this! Do you understand?! 7 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:23,982 Yes! But what should we do with it? 8 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:25,901 We shall hide it away forever. 9 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:28,487 Somewhere no respectable person would be caught dead. 10 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:33,700 The most boring, backwards, piece of shit place in the entire world. 11 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:41,834 - [sighs] Another successful day as the town shopkeeper. 12 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:43,335 - [chatting] - Oi! You two! 13 00:00:43,335 --> 00:00:44,503 You're not allowed to loiter here! 14 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:47,381 - Aw, fuck off! It's a free country, isn't it? 15 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:50,133 - Yeah, fr-free... what he said. 16 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:53,136 And what are yooouuu gonna do about it?! 17 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:58,642 Ugh! Damn it! [groaning] 18 00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:02,020 I'm okay, I'm okay. Just turned my ankle, I think... 19 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,564 Should be all right... Ugh. 20 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:07,276 Anyway, Darren and Damo, I've told you two a million times, 21 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:08,986 your days of suspicious loitering 22 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:11,655 and menacing stores of convenience are over. 23 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:14,950 - Oh, you think you're so high and mighty, Koala Man? 24 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:17,119 You're not even a real superhero. 25 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:18,287 Everyone hates ya! 26 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:21,039 Yeah, go away! Fuckin' hate ya! 27 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:23,083 It's time for you two to be on your way. 28 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:26,503 What you're doing here is not on. 29 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:28,297 Ohhh, we'll leave... 30 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:32,009 as soon as you read the morning headlines! 31 00:01:36,555 --> 00:01:38,015 Ow! It's in my eyes! 32 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:40,225 - What have you done to my friend? - Jesus! Fuck! 33 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,060 - Hey, hey, hey, don't rub it in. You'll make it worse. 34 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:43,187 You could scratch your retina. 35 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:45,647 - He was planning something sinister. I was just trying to help! 36 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:47,774 You went way too far, Koala Man. 37 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:50,611 I actually think you seriously injured him. What was in that? 38 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:53,113 - Just eucalyptus oil, because of the koala thing. 39 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,908 - Mate, that's poison. I think you should just leave. 40 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:57,826 - Okay, sorry. Understood, citizen. [Darren moaning] 41 00:01:57,826 --> 00:02:01,413 Stay safe. DARREN: Ow! I think I'm fackin' blind! 42 00:02:01,413 --> 00:02:03,290 KOALA MAN: Some call me a superhero. 43 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:07,211 I just see myself as a citizen who cares passionately about justice. 44 00:02:07,211 --> 00:02:09,379 Here in the once pristine suburb of Dapto, 45 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:12,382 I've made it my life's mission to clean up our streets... 46 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,551 help the innocent... 47 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:17,095 [cat yowls] 48 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:18,764 ...and snuff out evil. 49 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:22,184 Yeah, local code says this grass is half a centimeter too long, mate. 50 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:24,603 That was a close one. 51 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:29,650 Sometimes it feels like I'm the only thing standing in between this town and anarchy. 52 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,318 But this is my burden. 53 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:34,530 I have taken up the mantle, for I am... 54 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:36,323 Koala Man! 55 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,581 Today on The Daily Scoff, 56 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:48,919 has local vigilante, nuisance, and probable violent maniac Koala Man 57 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:50,712 finally gone too far? 58 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,130 Yes, yes, he has. 59 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:54,883 - After all I do for Dapto, this is what I get? 60 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,552 Dad, don't take this the wrong way, 61 00:02:56,552 --> 00:02:59,012 but if people from school ever find out you're Koala Man, 62 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,472 I think I'll genuinely kill myself. 63 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:03,100 - I don't want anyone to find out your identity either, Dad. 64 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:05,310 Because I like having a secret. 65 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:09,106 - Kevin, you know I support your hobby, but maybe it's time to take a break. 66 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:10,858 You missed date night again! 67 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,651 I was looking forward to a movie and a cuddle. 68 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:15,779 - Taking a break is just what the forces of evil want me to do, Vicky. 69 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:20,242 - well, can you at least fix this bloody table, Kevin? 70 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:22,744 Why would the media treat me this way? 71 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:26,331 [gasps] You know what this is? Classic case of Tall Poppy Syndrome! 72 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:27,666 What's Tall Poppy Syndrome? 73 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:29,835 Well, Liam, for reasons unknown, 74 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:32,421 if anyone becomes too successful in Australia, 75 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:34,673 our fellow citizens feel the need to "cut them down," 76 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:39,219 like a flower in a field, so everyone can be at the same level of mediocrity. 77 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:42,014 - That's why those delicious Hemsworths ran off to Hollywood. 78 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:44,933 - Oh, Chris, Liam, and Luke think they're too good for where they came from? 79 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:47,561 See what I just did there? That's Tall Poppy Syndrome. 80 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:50,981 But whatever. I don't care. I just care about cleaning up this town. 81 00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:52,983 - Great! You can start by taking the bins out. 82 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:54,151 Tomorrow's Bin Day. 83 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:55,861 Vicky, I know tomorrow's Bin Day. 84 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:57,821 It's the most important day of the week. 85 00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:59,990 ♪ dramatic music playing ♪ 86 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,411 And so it begins. 87 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:07,039 - Honey, Kevin put his bin out! I guess it's Bin Day! 88 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:09,041 ♪ epic music playing ♪ 89 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:15,255 - Without me, no one in Dapto would even know when to put their bins out. 90 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,007 It's an incredible responsibility, 91 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,801 and one I shall discharge faithfully as soon as I get home. 92 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:21,303 ♪ La-di-di-da-da-da... ♪ 93 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:22,721 Dad's gone crazy, hasn't he? 94 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:24,890 Oh, Alison, no. 95 00:04:25,682 --> 00:04:27,559 No, noooo. 96 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:30,604 ♪ Fishing Big with Big Greg! ♪ 97 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,105 ♪ Master angler ♪ 98 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,524 ♪ Crocodile mangler ♪ 99 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:36,360 ♪ Lady entangler, yeah-- ♪ [video stops] 100 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,320 Oh, for the love of God. Kevin! 101 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,030 Yes, Big Greg? 102 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,865 - Kevin, you've got to fix the bloody internet, mate. 103 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:43,408 I have a Council meeting in five minutes, 104 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:46,370 and I need to finish this old episode of my show for inspiration. 105 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:50,040 This is the one where I pulled a Peruvian dickfish out of my cameraman's urethra. 106 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,750 [chuckles] Still got the little bugger. 107 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,962 - All right, I'll power cycle the modem. Kind of all I do around here. 108 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,964 That's why we love you, Kevin. 109 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,841 You fix the modem so I can watch me viddies. 110 00:04:58,841 --> 00:05:01,176 And you take the bins out so we all know when to do it. 111 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:03,136 I'd call that a pretty good life. 112 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:08,350 - Uh, Big Greg, did the media ever go after you for, like, fighting sharks 113 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,644 and doing what you're certain you were put on this earth to do? 114 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:13,397 - Oh, yeah. All the time. Classic Tall Poppy Syndrome. 115 00:05:13,397 --> 00:05:14,898 Bastards. 116 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:17,150 But that's when I came up with my iconic theme song, 117 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:20,863 and I realized I could do anything I wanted as long as I had a catchy tune. 118 00:05:20,863 --> 00:05:23,532 A theme song. Interesting. 119 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:24,950 Very interesting. 120 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:26,910 - [theme song resumes] - Ah, here we go! 121 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:28,787 If you look carefully, you can see the moment 122 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:30,581 the cock-guppy enters his penis canal. 123 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:33,125 - ♪ Big Greg! ♪ [cow bell jangles] 124 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:37,296 - Liam, what do you think it feels like to be Rosie Yodels, 125 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:39,006 the most powerful girl in school, 126 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,300 surrounded by suck-ups like McKayla Taylor Mercedes, 127 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:44,052 snapping perfectly aloof pictures all the time? 128 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,388 I bet it feels... intoxicating. 129 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:48,724 - I'm not obsessed with popularity like you, Alison. 130 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:50,851 Besides, we have one thing that makes us cool: 131 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:53,103 our mum's the canteen lady! 132 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:55,314 - Kevin's just been so preoccupied with being Koala Man 133 00:05:55,314 --> 00:05:56,857 that he's missed every date night. 134 00:05:56,857 --> 00:06:00,194 I've asked him to fix the wobbly table for months, and he won't even do that. 135 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:01,987 Well, if you need to motivate Kevin, 136 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:04,448 whenever my Gerry needed some pep in his step, 137 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:06,658 I told him to finish between me tits. 138 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:08,285 God rest his soul. 139 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:10,162 We haven't been intimate in ages. 140 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:13,081 - [gags] When Gerry couldn't get things done at home, 141 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:16,960 I always had a power tool on hand to take care of the problem myself. 142 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,712 Do it myself? 143 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:19,922 That's it, Janine! 144 00:06:19,922 --> 00:06:22,925 I can get a power tool and fix that wobbly table myself! 145 00:06:22,925 --> 00:06:24,801 Aw, yeah... that too, I guess. 146 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:26,762 What are you looking at, you little shit? 147 00:06:26,762 --> 00:06:28,305 Piss off! 148 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:30,140 [guitar strumming] 149 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:33,185 - Ah, Liam! What did I say about leaving your army men on the ground? 150 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:34,895 It's actually a SwordStorm figurine. 151 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,356 A Praetorian Elder Flame Warrior, to be precise. 152 00:06:37,356 --> 00:06:40,317 - I don't care what it is, Liam. I'm always bloody stepping on them. 153 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:42,945 Do you know how many fathers are paralyzed by sharp toys each year? 154 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:44,738 I dunno, like... five? 155 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,533 - It was a rhetorical question! Now listen to this. 156 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:49,826 ♪ Koala Man ♪ 157 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:54,456 ♪ Hero for all the Daptonians ♪ 158 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:56,291 You reckon that's theme-song worthy? 159 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:57,835 Um, it's okay. 160 00:06:57,835 --> 00:06:59,711 Okay?! What? No! 161 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,755 This is a "banger," as the kids say. 162 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:04,049 I just have to lay down all the instrumental tracks. 163 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:06,635 I'll stay up all night if I have to... 164 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:09,179 [yawns] And I'll still have time to put the bins out. 165 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:11,640 - [door opens] - Kevin, I need the drill I got you. 166 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:15,394 - Agh, if this is about the wobbly table, Vicky, I'll fix it later. 167 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:16,728 Liam and I are jamming. 168 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:18,355 Arrr! Rock on! 169 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:20,274 - No, Kevin. I don't want you to fix the table. 170 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:22,860 Even though some things in this household seem broken beyond repair, 171 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,486 I'm going to at least try to fix them myself. 172 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:26,238 [drill whirs] 173 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:28,407 - And what a nice project that will be for you. 174 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:30,033 Make sure to sign it out. 175 00:07:33,537 --> 00:07:36,081 [moans erotically] 176 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:38,792 Wow! I did it. 177 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,211 Oh! You're incredible. 178 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:43,046 I'm incredible. 179 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:44,339 Are you ready to go again? 180 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:47,134 [drill whirring] 181 00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:54,558 Ah, the life of a rock music writer. 182 00:07:54,558 --> 00:07:56,310 Classic. 183 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:02,983 Looks like Mrs. Dockery forgot to take her bins out. 184 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:05,235 Wait. Where are everybody's bins? 185 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:07,988 Where are my bins?! 186 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,073 No, I swore I took them out! 187 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:18,415 You have no idea what you've done. 188 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:30,636 - This isn't enough! What happened to all the rubbish?! 189 00:08:30,636 --> 00:08:32,304 They didn't put their bins out! 190 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:33,764 - But if we don't get more, we'll-- 191 00:08:33,764 --> 00:08:36,308 [screaming] 192 00:08:36,308 --> 00:08:38,936 HARSH VOICE: Where's my rubbish?! 193 00:08:41,939 --> 00:08:44,900 [neighbors murmuring] 194 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,693 Fuck me dead, Kev, what happened? 195 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,362 I was down at the bowlo last night 196 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:50,739 telling everyone how good you are at putting the bins out. 197 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,950 We only know when to put 'em out when we see yours! 198 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:54,535 You've caused a chain reaction! 199 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:57,246 Spider, I swear, after I finished my... 200 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:58,580 Koala Man theme song... 201 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:00,916 I put them out, I know I did. 202 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:02,000 Didn't I? 203 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,502 Fellow Daptonians! 204 00:09:03,502 --> 00:09:06,255 It seems the entire town has missed Bin Day. 205 00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:08,423 Kevin really cooked the chook on this one. 206 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,926 Everyone say, "Fuck you, Kevin!" 207 00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:14,888 DAPTONIANS: Fuck you, Kevin! Fuck you, Kevin! 208 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,390 Fuck you, Kevin! 209 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:19,059 - Alison! That's your dad! - Oh, yeah. 210 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,769 Fuck you, Dad! 211 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:24,773 - Don't worry, I've got a plan. Just dump your rubbish at Kevin's house! 212 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:27,568 He'll sort it out, and we'll all go back to bed! 213 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:29,736 [cheering] 214 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:32,322 - You should be bloody prime minister, Big Greg! 215 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:35,409 - Excuse me, everyone, this is extremely unsanitary. 216 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:37,494 And I do not approve! 217 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:39,496 ♪ contemplative music playing ♪ 218 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,502 So many broken things! 219 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:46,712 Alison, Liam! 220 00:09:46,712 --> 00:09:50,007 Start gathering up all the hard rubbish you can find and take it into our yard! 221 00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:51,425 What? Ew, no. 222 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:53,302 - Alison, there comes a time when the normal life 223 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,762 you've come to terms with blows up in your face. 224 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,681 Your husband goes through a midlife koala phase, 225 00:09:57,681 --> 00:10:00,184 and the only thing that makes it better is the power of a drill in your hand. 226 00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:01,268 [drill whirs] 227 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,477 Liam, come on! 228 00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:04,646 We've got to get our menopausal mummy some rubbish. 229 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,690 Yay! Mumopause! 230 00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:10,569 - How could this have happened? I could've sworn I took the bins out! 231 00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:13,363 Curse you and your sexy, musical allure! 232 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:17,034 MASK: [evilly] I'm not surprised the town turned against you. 233 00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:19,786 I reckon someone brought the bins back on purpose! 234 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,122 We have a secret enemy. 235 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:26,710 - No, you're paranoid, even for a manifestation of my shattered psyche. 236 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:29,171 MASK: I'm just trying to keep you safe. 237 00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:31,298 - But you always see the worst in everyone. 238 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,509 Maybe I really didn't take the bins out. 239 00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:35,802 I was exhausted from rocking out too hard. 240 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,138 MASK: This is our chance, Kevin, 241 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:41,099 to show the town we're the hero they need. 242 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:43,393 [pleasantly] By the way, I actually liked the Koala Man theme song. 243 00:10:43,393 --> 00:10:45,187 Really, really strong melody. Good job. 244 00:10:45,187 --> 00:10:47,022 - Thanks, mate. At least someone gets it. 245 00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:49,066 MASK: [evilly] Now what are you waiting for?! 246 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:52,152 You're the only one who can clean up this rubbish! 247 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,488 ♪ dramatic music rising ♪ 248 00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,156 You're right, Koala Mask! 249 00:10:56,156 --> 00:11:00,786 I'll save Dapto by venturing forth to where the streets have no shame! 250 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,622 Like the U2 song. 251 00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:05,415 Ah, never mind, let's go. 252 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:08,210 - And that's why I always bring a knife and fork to the bathroom. 253 00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:10,295 - We really are the most unpopular kids in school. 254 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:13,841 - Okay, now do one where you're picking up rubbish but like a total slut. 255 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,843 - But maybe it's time we did something about it. 256 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:19,429 - [bowl shatters] - [chuckles] This is so random. 257 00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:23,016 Um, what do you want? 258 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,601 I wanna be a trash slut like Rosie. 259 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:28,480 - Let me set you straight on something. Nobody gets to Rosie Yodels. No one. 260 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,859 Especially not an unpopular biiiiitch like you. 261 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,569 But isn't there anything I can do? 262 00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:36,154 - Hmmm, I suppose if you took a photo that got enough likes, 263 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:37,489 maybe we'd think about it. 264 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:39,324 But I doubt that's gonna happen. 265 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:40,826 Sorryyyyyyyy... 266 00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:42,452 - Why would you want to be friends with them? 267 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,621 - I don't want to be friends with them, I want to be them. 268 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:47,249 I want a bunch of beta orbiters and simps fawning over me. 269 00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:48,959 I just need a photographer. 270 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:50,460 I'd be happy to take your photo, 271 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,963 if you'd be willing to paint my SwordStorm miniatures with me. 272 00:11:52,963 --> 00:11:54,131 No one else will. 273 00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:56,091 Hmmm, big ask. 274 00:11:56,091 --> 00:11:59,178 [scoffs] Okay. I'll paint exactly one figurine with you. 275 00:11:59,178 --> 00:12:01,972 Come on, there's a pile of rotting meat over there. Perfect spot. 276 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:05,350 - Thanks for helping me clean up the rubbish, Spider. 277 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:06,435 I owe you one. 278 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:07,603 No worries, mate. 279 00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:11,315 We'll take the ol' ute out as many times as we have to until we get the job done. 280 00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:13,984 Speaking of getting the job done, I've been thinkin'. 281 00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:16,904 You need something to take your heroing to the next level. 282 00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,197 A gun. 283 00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:20,532 - Uh, no thanks, Spider. That's all right. 284 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,618 - Could be like a new koala gadget, though. 285 00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:25,078 The safety's jammed so she's always ready to go. 286 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,955 - Yeah, that actually makes me want it less, mate. 287 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,916 Ah, suit yourself. 288 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,293 I do really need to get rid of it, though. 289 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,928 - Typical. The garbage men decided to knock off early. 290 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,846 What happened to municipal spirit? 291 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,723 What happened to the proud Australian civil servant? 292 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:47,267 - SPIDER: Uh... Koala Man? - What happened to... 293 00:12:48,477 --> 00:12:49,895 What happened to all the rubbish? 294 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:54,983 My god. 295 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,778 Bloody hell! 296 00:12:57,778 --> 00:13:00,322 I didn't know you could dump dead bodies here. 297 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:07,079 These poor, innocent garbos. 298 00:13:07,079 --> 00:13:09,373 Ugh... 299 00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:12,543 Evil has been set loose. 300 00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:15,712 - Who did this to you, Wizened Garbage Man? 301 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,506 The Tall Poppy. 302 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:20,217 - Ah, yeah? Some cunt thinking he's better than us? 303 00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:22,344 I knew it! Probably from Adelaide. 304 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,513 No, you dickheads! 305 00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:26,932 The real Tall Poppy! 306 00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:30,102 A creature of flowers and thorns 307 00:13:30,102 --> 00:13:33,522 pulled from under the ice of Antarctica... 308 00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:37,025 and hidden here where it could eat rubbish in peace. 309 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:39,820 - All right, grab those copper pipes, we'll take 'em down to Cashie's. 310 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,780 [creature snarling] 311 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,532 Oi... who's there?! 312 00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:46,201 Reveal ya self... fuckwit! 313 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:47,828 [snarling] 314 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,997 Give me rubbish! 315 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:53,500 Why should we, you flower fuck? 316 00:13:54,126 --> 00:13:55,502 Aw, come on, man. 317 00:13:55,502 --> 00:14:00,257 Someone took all the top-notch rubbish, and I've gotta get my garb on. 318 00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:01,884 You've got a problem, mate. 319 00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:04,928 - Yeah, my problem is you won't give me my fuckin' shit! 320 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,722 [snarling] 321 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:12,895 Mmm! The people here are rubbish too! 322 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,900 Aw, yeah. 323 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,360 That's the good shit right there. 324 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:26,491 - We made the phrase "Tall Poppy" synonymous with evil, 325 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,368 something to destroy, so... 326 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,788 [groans] ...that if the real creature ever escaped, 327 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:34,458 we Australians would know what to do. 328 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:38,754 And now it has been unleashed because the bins didn't go out. 329 00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:40,422 Okay, yeah, pretty straightforward. 330 00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:44,426 Stop the Tall Poppy or we're all doomed! 331 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:45,886 Ughhhh... 332 00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:48,180 Spider, we have to get back quick! 333 00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:50,015 The old man said that thing loves to eat rubbish, 334 00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:51,683 and my house is covered in it! 335 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:52,851 [gunshot] 336 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,437 Spider? What did you do that for? 337 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:58,357 - In case he turned. I didn't know if this was zombie rules. 338 00:14:58,357 --> 00:14:59,691 Can't be too careful. 339 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,652 - Jesus Christ, Spi-- That was a human being. 340 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,071 Just get in the car, mate, let's go. 341 00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:06,031 [sighs] 342 00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:08,158 I've done it. I've fixed everything. 343 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,953 Lawnmowers, a Sega Saturn, a Barcelona chair. 344 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,746 They're all perfect again. 345 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,457 Oh, but there must be something else to fix! 346 00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:18,168 Perhaps... my life? 347 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,379 Uh-oh. Oh, no. 348 00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:22,506 No, I'm starting to have thoughts I don't want. 349 00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:25,467 Oh, here they come. Why did I settle down? 350 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,177 Is this it? Aaah! 351 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:30,389 Let me see... 352 00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:34,393 No, no, no! It looks way too planned. It has to look candid, Liam. 353 00:15:34,393 --> 00:15:36,687 McKayla and Rosie will see through this in a second! 354 00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:39,147 Or we could, I don't know... 355 00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:42,526 paint a Mechanized Duelist who specializes in fighting oversized creatures! 356 00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:44,903 All he needs is a good dry brush and he can go into battle. 357 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,905 - [scoffs] Forget it! I'm gonna take the picture myself. 358 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:50,701 - All right. But this could've been the soldier that ended the Kthtquian war. 359 00:15:50,701 --> 00:15:53,662 - ♪ ominous music playing ♪ [feet pounding] 360 00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:56,582 [roaring] 361 00:15:56,582 --> 00:15:59,626 - What the hell are you? Get out of our yard! 362 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:05,048 - [snarls] I'm gonna eat your rubbish, and then I'm gonna eat you too. 363 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,509 'Cause you're rubbish as well. 364 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:08,969 And then I'm... 365 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,346 gonna get help. I swear to god, this is the last time. 366 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,265 I know I'm addicted. I know, I'm aware. 367 00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:15,017 Please don't judge me. [roars] 368 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,269 [screaming] Uch, gross! 369 00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:20,189 - Alison! - Hey! Tall Poppy! 370 00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:21,481 Who the fuck are you? 371 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:25,360 - They call me Koala Man, and Dapto is my town. 372 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,279 Release the girl, Tall Poppy. 373 00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:29,156 This is not on! 374 00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:32,034 Oh, but it is on, Koala Man! 375 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,953 By that I mean the battle we are about to have! 376 00:16:34,953 --> 00:16:37,247 ♪ epic music playing ♪ 377 00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:43,795 - Ah, this town is so full of walking trash! 378 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:46,173 Why would I ever go back to my hole? 379 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,175 This is my town now! 380 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,761 - Never! - [snarling] Yaaa! 381 00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:52,721 [screams] 382 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,682 [electric guitar scratching] 383 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,435 ♪ Koala Man, hero for all ♪ 384 00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:00,562 ♪ Daptonians ♪ 385 00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:03,482 - Oi, Koala Man! Sick theme song! 386 00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:04,858 ♪ Koala Man, fighter of crime ♪ 387 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,235 ♪ Defender of the way ♪ 388 00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:08,153 - If only there were something we could do! 389 00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,697 Wait! The Mechanized Duelist! 390 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:14,368 They specialize in fighting oversized creatures. 391 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:19,331 Mum, do you think you could fix up some of this stuff 392 00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:20,749 if I told you what it should look like? 393 00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,626 I can fix anything. 394 00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:24,586 [roaring] 395 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,672 [Koala Man groaning] 396 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:33,053 - Stop moving! You're messing up my perfect selfie! 397 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,975 [Tall Poppy chuckles] 398 00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:39,434 [roars] 399 00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:41,895 Hey, you! Mr. Scary Monster! 400 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:45,065 Looks like my miniature skills are about to pay off, Alison. 401 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,194 Uh, Mum. Something's wrong with the engine. 402 00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:51,655 - Engine? Liam, I'm not a mechanic. This thing can't move. 403 00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:53,740 Ah. Then this was a bad plan. 404 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,534 Liam, you're a fucking idiot! 405 00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:56,660 That's okay, son! 406 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:59,621 Trying is the first step toward succeeding! 407 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,249 Look, you seem like a good bloke, 408 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,960 but I just really need to eat all this yummy trash. 409 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,670 It's just... it's just too delicious. 410 00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:09,006 You forgot one thing, Tall Poppy. 411 00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:12,009 One man's trash is another man's treasure. 412 00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:14,011 - Uh, yeah, that's why I'm eating it, cunt. 413 00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:15,470 Eat this! 414 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:18,640 [roaring] 415 00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:22,811 Oww! Who bloody put that there?! 416 00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:24,938 [thuds] [Tall Poppy groans] 417 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,773 [liquid burbling] 418 00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:35,240 Oh, we're alive, dickhead! 419 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,160 Yeah, and we smell so good! 420 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,453 [sniffs] Oh! 421 00:18:40,621 --> 00:18:45,042 - Liam, thank Christ for your dumb, stupid toys! 422 00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:47,669 That's all I ever wanted to hear, Dad. 423 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:51,673 [Tall Poppy snarling] 424 00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:59,306 - Guess I just saw a flower monster die in front of me... vibe. 425 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:03,727 [neighbors shouting, jeering] 426 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:06,897 It's time, fellow Daptonians! 427 00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:08,524 Kill the beast! 428 00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:13,237 - I'm sorry. I only wanted to clean up the town. 429 00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:14,738 [crowd jeering] [Tall Poppy weeping] 430 00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:16,073 Wait! 431 00:19:16,073 --> 00:19:18,784 Look, I know you all want to kill this flower, 432 00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:21,954 but don't you see that by chopping down the Tall Poppy, 433 00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:25,207 we're really chopping down ourselves? 434 00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:28,001 He just wanted to clean up Dapto. Just like me. 435 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:31,255 And, yes, maybe he went on a murderous rampage, 436 00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:34,007 but sometimes you can't help but be what you are. 437 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,717 He's a Tall Poppy. 438 00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:37,469 I'm a superhero. 439 00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:39,596 And we're all in this together. 440 00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:41,098 [sniffles] Fuck... 441 00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:42,558 That was fuckin' awesome. 442 00:19:42,558 --> 00:19:44,935 That was like a scene from a movie or some shit. 443 00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:46,478 What, you think you're better than us 444 00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:48,522 just 'cause you're trying to teach us a lesson? 445 00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:50,107 - Oh, la-di-dah! 446 00:19:50,107 --> 00:19:51,817 Fuck off, Koala Man! 447 00:19:51,817 --> 00:19:53,527 You're not better than me! 448 00:19:53,527 --> 00:19:55,988 - You know what? I've got an idea! 449 00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:57,906 Let's spare the Tall Poppy! 450 00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:01,577 I mean, he's just a bloke trying to get on in this world, for heaven's sake! 451 00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:02,995 - [cheering] - Are you serious? 452 00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:04,830 I just said exactly what he just said. 453 00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:08,083 CROWD: Big Greg is nice! Big Greg is nice! 454 00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:12,296 - Send him to the shithole where we send all our cleaned-up junkies: Hollywood! 455 00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:15,048 [cheering] TALL POPPY: Yay! Thank you. 456 00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:18,594 - So? Did you see the picture I posted? Pretty aloof, right? 457 00:20:18,594 --> 00:20:22,723 - Um, sweetie, I hate to say it, but it looked like you were trying too hard. 458 00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:23,807 - What?! - Yeah. 459 00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:25,434 And I guess someone posted it on a cringe page 460 00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:27,811 and now you're kind of famous for being cringe? 461 00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:30,689 But I'll tell Rosie you said hiiii. 462 00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:33,817 - Well played, McKayla Taylor Mercedes, well played. 463 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:36,361 But I will become the most powerful girl in school. 464 00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:39,948 And you're going to find out exactly how far I'll go to do it. 465 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:44,453 You saved Dapto, Kevin. 466 00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:47,164 Even if I find this Koala Man stuff odd-- 467 00:20:47,164 --> 00:20:49,291 infuriating, really-- 468 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:52,252 maybe the lesson is you shouldn't try to fix broken things. 469 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:56,590 Just, you know, bury them till they surface as a problem too big to ignore. 470 00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:59,927 What I'm trying to say is... I'm proud of you. 471 00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:02,888 - Yes, well, I wish I could compliment you back, Vicky. 472 00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:05,432 But you did illegally tamper with our neighbors' rubbish, 473 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,268 and I really should report it. 474 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,646 [sighs] Let's go home, Kevin. 475 00:21:10,646 --> 00:21:13,398 - Yeah, I'm catching a flight tonight to Portland. 476 00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:15,067 I just need to get away. [doorbell rings] 477 00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:17,069 Hold on, there's someone at the door. 478 00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:21,198 - I couldn't let you leave... without saying goodbye. 479 00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:22,950 Because I'm dying. 480 00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,869 He's a pretty good actor, actually. 481 00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:28,997 I'm happy for him. I heard he kicked the rubbish addiction too. 482 00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,874 - I can't believe he was only in Hollywood for a few days 483 00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:32,626 and he's already starring with Alexandra Daddario 484 00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:34,461 in a $1.5 million A24 movie. 485 00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:36,588 Ah... the dream. 486 00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:39,049 MASK: Kevin, what are you doing? 487 00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:42,177 Whoever compromised the bins is still out there! 488 00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:43,345 Hush, koala thoughts. 489 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,639 I'm having date night with my best gal. 490 00:21:45,639 --> 00:21:48,183 Though I still swear I took those bins out... 491 00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:50,102 - What's that, Kevin? - Nothing, darling! 492 00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:52,729 Shall we cuddle... in bed? 493 00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,439 Oh, Kevin! 494 00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:56,233 Mwah! 495 00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:01,113 Everything is going according to plan. 496 00:22:01,113 --> 00:22:03,490 Of course you took the bins out, Kevin. 497 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:06,660 But I brought them back up so it looked like you never did. 498 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:09,329 First, I'll take your sanity. 499 00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:12,916 Then I'll take everything from you, Koala Man! 500 00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:16,545 The Kookaburra will have the last laugh! 501 00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:20,340 [hysterical laughter] 502 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,592 I'm the Kookaburra! 503 00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:24,303 ♪ Koala Man ♪ 504 00:22:24,303 --> 00:22:25,596 ♪ Hero for all ♪ 505 00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:29,016 ♪ The Daptonians ♪ 506 00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:30,601 ♪ Koala Man ♪ 507 00:22:30,601 --> 00:22:31,935 ♪ Fighter of crime ♪ 508 00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:35,189 ♪ And defender of the way ♪ 509 00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:38,275 ♪ Koala Man ♪ 510 00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:40,944 ♪ He'll take a stand ♪ 511 00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:44,198 ♪ He'll rid the lands ♪ 512 00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:47,618 ♪ Of evil plans ♪ 513 00:22:47,618 --> 00:22:49,536 ♪ Yeah-eah-eah! ♪ 514 00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:01,924 ♪ fanfare playing ♪ 40359

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