All language subtitles for Joan of Arcadia S01E15 - Night Without Stars synchronized

messing around

Hey, no parental high fiving

your brother I missing my hair.

They're regressing sports do that to people

I might need this here later game

look there's cheering in the news moronic screaming for no apparent reason

to take this outside and neither hot dog

guy menopause or I gotta go

it's not even a halftime Yeah,

well unless any of you can explain how Constitutional Isomers

and differs from stereo isomerism I have to hit the books

what Luca physics of basketball doesn't interest you.

The only interesting thing about the physics of basketball is how time

and space combined to create a phenomenon known as loose departure

what's with the collective mail without

Kevin seems fine

kicked out baby burning daylight here.

What daylight? It's a metaphor. You want to watch Don't you, Joe?

Well, I have you here.

What's up with my dad?

Oh, you're charging now.

I want you to work with children.

He didn't answer my question. I don't answer questions we be in this you
know,

I gave you $1 was for this vote with children like what in a sweatshop.

Volunteer charity work. Looks good on the resume.

Illegal David. What's illegal defense rep didn't call it

Oh no. You missed it again.

Make it a sip.

You've been smoking?

Of course.

What if God was one?

Justice one justice.

stranger on the bus trying to make his way

just trying to make his way

just make his way

how'd you do that?

You have a superstar mother. She can do anything.

And she's gonna be brilliant today.

Oh, come on. Come on.

I'm trying to eat here. Okay, I thought we start with the kitchen

as a no PDA zone.

There he is.

scored eight points.

You were amazing.

I'm just gonna blow in

just dress and a little I've seen

you have so much fun.

Mom's crying. Okay, I'm done.

Okay, I'm late.

So what's up brother last night? Awesome.

How do you know he left after two minutes?

Yes to participate in that rarest of high school rituals

in pursuit of knowledge that you might want join us sometime.

In the bystander wants you to stay next time brain boy.

Yeah, I really missed the pummeling cat. I'm glad it's back.

Hey.

Didn't hit him hard.

Freak Show.

Bye

that's old.

Knock them dead today.

Thank you.

So, Luke, yep.

you overslept again.

Maybe our genius is morphing into a teenager.

Not another one. I wanted to stop it too.

Come on like 4000 times yeah.

And and my fingers were bleeding from the islands

So Adam if you get the tickets or not

Thursday nights at King County forum

you hand over

to the corporate conglomerate buy T shirts.

Do you even listen to music?

I think legal only a corrupt oligarch

because this will make you pay for art

whatever Jack White is hot so is your sister girlfriend

going catatonic here

but that's subtle. Hi. Hello.

She cool Pina

it's for hangers crushed and soldered together.

Did you do it? Yeah.

Right Neato. Hi, I'm Joe. Iris Iris.

While I'm here to work with kids.

Oh, great. Just fill this out.

Are you in fifth period? Yeah. never noticed.

I know.

I have a date with Rebecca is an actual.

As I've heard the concept snow more chickening out

I'm on the tarmac town has given me the thumbs up.

So I need to know the details

of okay, well, why are we whispering?

And why are we speaking in code?

So you want the gameplay for the straight guy?

What's this like?

It's sort of like the guy who loses his vision.

And his other senses improve.

You'll be aware of sensations you never paid much attention to before.

Skin. You have 19,000 sensory cells per square inch.

If you like it can still be great.

But it's more about her and

taking pleasure in her pleasure.

Just give a wave to the tower, get your wheels up

and enjoy the ride.

Dynamic art is not about color,

style, form, or even medium.

It's about one thing.

emotional honesty.

It's two things.

Right? So my approach is not to critique art,

or denigrate art.

I'm here to encourage it.

Every form of expression is fair game,

the rougher the better.

So it's okay to suck as long as we mean it.

Something like that.

So let's start with Hannah's piece.

Let's go around the room and say something positive.

Let's start here

it's bold

that is a happy tree. Emily.

Does this talk my tree? It's my mommy.

Well, your mommy's leaves.

Very beautiful. Thank you.

Hey, Iris. Hi,

everybody. This is Joan.

So what do we do with these kids?

Art therapy. The mothers or domestic violence victims

drawing helps diffuse the trauma.

We work with them while their parents are in group therapy.

Cool. Cool. Here's the schedule.

I wrote you in Thursday.

Casey, no pain at Lila

stick to the schedule Joan.

I really want to go to the concert.

Adam will kill me if I cancel.

He won't kill you.

Please don't cancel on Adam.

I can't stand him hating me again.

It'll be like being in some Russian goulash

Gulag

I don't make you do things

getting bored with saying this concert

if you want by the way they aren't brother and sister.

They weren't couple but they broke up

have fun

you know I'm not going you jerk

item next gave fellows in unabashed attempt

to jump on the right side of the allied forces

is fast tracking the crack house,

no one will shut down and he refused to prosecute a bunch of guys.

I liked the victory party too. We don't get a moment.

Point is the big fish on the docket next week.

I guess I slept to the grand jury fast track. Well,

I want you back out there and making sure you didn't miss any trinkets.

you sending me out to pull up the floorboards.

You don't have uniforms for that.

This is your opera. I thought you'd want to oversee the details.

That's where they think God is.

Well. What's the problem?

This whole fall of Saigon scenario

we're not only giving fellows what he wants,

we're giving it to him on his schedule. Is that what you're telling me? I
thought you wanted

to put some drug dealers away.

There's another agenda please advise.

work for you.

Do the liquid heats, the molecules vibrate,

furiously pounding into each other until suddenly

they can't stand it anymore.

And what do they do?

Looky Gee.

I'm sorry. What? Keep up keep up.

Overheated molecules wham bam.

Slam dancing. coils with bonds.

What's erupting L G

don't know.

The smarter they are the harder they fall.

Dude. Chemistry for the lobotomized freedmen

bonds between the h2o molecules are overcome.

They fly apart. steam rises.

Its rise in its rising. Right as in.

So as Adam age, do you know how I signed up to volunteer to watch those
kids?

unchallenged? Exactly.

Totally unchallenged?

Understanding boiling points improve our lives

so sorry, I have to work Thursday nights.

Will it help us boil things faster?

bought the tickets because you wanted to go

I know when I totally appreciate that. I just can't get out of it to make
us

appreciate the virtues of boiled food.

That's fine. I'll find someone I'm sorry.

Is it just a useless academic exercise in the pursuit of a useless high
school degree

grace? Shut up already.

Miss Gerardi perhaps you would like to explain

what happens to a water molecule after it transforms into steam.

First you have to

right now

erupt with eliminating.

Luke Gerardi choking and Ken class

it was like seeing Einstein forget the speed of light.

I'm sorry. It was my fault. I distracted you.

You didn't Yes, I cost right before it let's check

ask the question was involuntarily of course,

but I'm still responsible. anticipated.

It was a tickle. I felt the tickle

and everyone knows that when you feel that

you didn't distract me. I didn't hear you stupid cough

just leave me alone. Alright, dude.

Stepping on the bony Gerardi

Dude, shut up freezing

Do you know

I think all that brainpower is finally blowing a fuse

him up late

maybe the maternal unit teaching as its advantages.

Iris, what do you want?

What do you think? Hi, Joan.

Hi, Iris. This is Grace.

Grace has been out as best friend since preschool.

You probably seen him in a study where he's having

walk me to history.

All Splendor in the Grass

what is up with Robin cousin it?

You don't like her? Look, there's a few of us who talk to one another.

I don't want him to talk to anyone else.

What am I supposed to do? Kill it

Gerard

says a whole new dimension of disgusting.

Rats won't even come in here.

rats probably came for the crack

What do you think this was?

Avocado

so we're making Wakka moly cooking up

some raw number get invited to those parties

so you and Roebuck

it's gonna be okay

so time to transition to

Zhan your side well yeah

no worries on my side

you all are

you didn't take any time off Did you

oh I went to a spa

for a weekend guys get two weeks

just for pulling their weapons and then after what you went through

I would think I'm a uniform

is that what you think

just leave it

hold your fire will

will will

Put your weapon down

know Roy I'm not going to some department shrink over this

you've had a lot dumped on you lately well being taken hostage to kids
accident

No Don't go there don't bring my family and

do all goes into how you act in the street.

And I can't have you jeopardizing people's lives

because of issues you're not dealing with

jump in any time partner.

I think it would be a good idea to nice

let's all pile on gerai

been stressed lately. That's a fact

you pulled your weapon on a four year

old holding a doll that is a fact

I apologize to the family there was a loud noise

it was a natural reaction

to trying to help you here will post traumatic stress syndrome

for 28 years I never used my gun unless it was called for

never heard anybody unless it was called for

I would never have heard that little girl take

that risk. You're going into counseling will and that's an order

I gave you this job if you remember and I'm doing it

I'm not gonna have my record screwed up because you want to brand me some
mental case

not what we're saying. Well, you can suspend me with pay pending an
investigation

that way at least they can keep a shred of dignity

jealous invited me to the white stripes concert tomorrow.

Great. So really?

Yeah, I just want to make sure it's cool with you.

Yeah, why would I care?

I sort of sense this weird item vibe.

between you two. Yeah.

No, no, no. We're just friends.

Cool. Yeah, totally sorry.

Me like why Kim are

enough to go to some band. I'm not going to.

Wow, well have fun at the concert without him.

I have to go study for stuff

I was thinking about having the class copy opinion by

you tell us who they can learn about perspective and the Italian
Renaissance.

But then I was thinking maybe they should just free themselves of form

and just open their paints and throw them against the canvas like pollack?

I mean, like kindergarten.

I might be back late.

So don't worry about me.

look nice. Honey. Doesn't need like nice. Like,

am I really required to participate in this discussion? I

think the whole dating ritual is beyond him.

It's not enough science behind it. Actually.

There's a lot of science behind it.

Most of it Nope. All of it. I mean beyond your grasp of course.

Was that necessary?

Sorry if I offended Mr. Hefner.

If you ever want any practical advice?

I don't I don't need your advice.

Okay, I have an extremely satisfying relationship with someone

both intellectually as well as physically what is

this somebody don't have to inflate

Are you physically involved with it how physical way

there has to be a Friedman study

chill it's

just look have a girlfriend?

Yeah. Glennis was hooked up except for me.

Are they have they?

Definitely visible when you need it?

I'm not talking mom. or anything.

Right. Okay.

But it's just that I like Adam.

I know. Please, I know

you think I'm dating him, but I'm not.

I mean, we kissed once and please never repeat that to me

or anyone else because I'm already grossed out.

I told you, but it was just a kiss,

you know, just a one time kiss.

Okay. That doesn't mean we're dating does it?

Well, right. No, of course not. It's just

I think Adam kind of thought that it did.

And he was kind of you know, about it.

And I was sort of, you know, do

and now he likes someone else this Iris.

And I don't know what he sees in her.

She's all you know, I want him to be happy.

I'm not one of those people who get so perky

when someone else is miserable.

Maybe I am. But, but I do think Adam should be happy.

Just not before. I'm happy. I mean, he could be happy with someone else

after I'm happy with someone else. Does that make me a total magnet?

Whatever. The real question is, Should I try to get him back?

I mean, what if he falls in love with her and then I realized

that I really do like him and it's too late.

But if I break them up and get him back and

then realize that I really don't want to be with him,

then he's gonna hate me again. Which I could not stand

because I really like him. There's just no good answer here.

Honey, you are dealing with a lot of emotions.

Mom, I can have this conversation now. Okay.

I like a man who can parallel park.

I like a woman who appreciates good parallel parking job.

Thanks again for dinner.

You're welcome again.

This is conversation like

oh my god

I'm on the second floor

can't believe this? Okay

you can't make fun of my Pilates classes anymore

on my bed now

right. It's so late.

I was worried I called yourself.

Sorry, I was walking lost track of time.

Have you been smoking?

Yeah, yeah. Had a couple of cigarettes.

I'm an adult. Tell him I can have a couple of cigarettes if I want.

What is it? Well I hate being a cup.

That's what it is. Wasted my whole damn life at a job

where I'm despised and shot at just

so I can sit at the kitchen table with a pile of bills.

If we don't know how to hell, we're gonna pay.

I don't know what happened today. But you know that isn't true.

So now you know how I feel. Now you know what's inside of me.

Hey, I'm not the enemy here.

But if you don't want to tell me what's going on,

I turned in my badge and gun.

What wanted me to go into counseling for pulling my gun

at some little kid get labeled a nut job.

What I did, it was a reasonable reaction in the circumstances.

I wouldn't have fired. I didn't fight.

Wait.

When did this happen? Why didn't you mention it

a couple of days ago. I should have mentioned it.

Because this is something you would tell me

and if you didn't want

to sound like them? No.

You think there's something wrong with me to hell?

Well, you should acting very reasonably right now.

If this is what they see at work, why the

hell did I even bother to come back here tonight?

It's obviously too much to expect a little support from my wife.

thing to say. Got your

blog class now. Don't have time for a husband.

Hey, I don't know what you think my job is white bits

but it's sure it's how not to agree with you

just to make your life a little easier

not if you have a problem we have to deal with.

My only problem now is you and

this damn family that stuff retaining me

Hey, John how's it going?

How could you ask iris of a concert without even telling me?

The only two people I know and

this stupid score you and grace with?

You don't want to go with me I can't go and

Grace has political issues with white stripes.

What? You want me to go alone?

No. It's just

Why don't you ask freemen or Luke.

So you don't want me to go on a date?

Unless it's with you. But if I asked you out on a date a real date,

you wouldn't go that is absolutely untrue. Which part?

Of course I want you to go on dates.

I mean, why wouldn't I don't know.

It's just this virus. We don't know anything about her.

She lives along with her mom. She's an amazing painter,

and she likes these weird French movies

that were made like 50 years ago.

Yeah, but she could be a total psycho.

I mean, she wears mangled hangers as jewelry.

Why are you doing this?

I like her Jane. A lot

any display three o'clock.

Yes, ma'am. Kevin. Come on.

Let's keep with work.

Okay, work is work. Thank you last night was awkward.

Weird. Great.

And no one's brand anything.

And it was the first time I'd ever trusted anyone

asked my family to see me without my chair

how's it going? Fine.

That is most work. Adam.

I just got started.

You like working in this medium?

Yeah. What?

What is that medium? Just you know, mixed media.

We're usually mixed media entails some kind of texture.

You've got um, what is it?

Magazine photos?

Shots cool.

Yeah, no, I'm just saying.

There's usually texture.

The wood is textured.

And that's the shade of green you're gonna go with

Is there a problem Mrs. Gerardi?

No, no, no, no problem.

Carry on

I'm late. Not much I can do it's so nature

John Adams after the concert

with high risk he wants only

because you made me cancel my work in mysterious ways. To my thing,

so maybe you could do something mysterious,

stopping her from going like,

I don't know what twist an ankle or

appendicitis or a big zit on her left.

Think of it as payback for all the work that I've done for you

what you think there might be some things that are more important than the
state?

Like, like,

I suggest that you keep working with those kids. You suggest

you suggest I'm not going to do what God suggests.

And why am I working with them?

Sorry, I gotta go.

On you

what happened?

Emergency?

Do you have any other clothes with you?

Okay, it's okay. Amen. Oh,

you are so small and this is so much

you know I was supposed to go to a white stripes concert

but I couldn't go because I had to be here

you know? talk so much

Hey newsflash I am not Iris

yeah mean

not mean

and board these two

would you guys throw blocks at each other

right walls

let's make up an era yeah let's make appear can we make

yada do you guys even know what a pin Yatta is?

No

I gotcha all right but we're not making a pin yet

that you guys just want candy

I was always

said no to Iris

will let you make a pinata

look What are you doing here?

Mom asked me to pick up Joan because she gets out late

from her thing with the kids.

I'm just gonna walk be a jerk get in

so you've been studying with your girlfriend.

I want to talk about maybe if you learn how to shoot some hoops

we can turn you into a real man put a smile on her face.

Why don't you just cut out the cocky athletic crap Kevin.

You're not that guy anymore and you never will be again

I'm sorry I'm

I'm sorry.

What's your problem? The more things go my way

the more pissed off you get. What's that about?

I said I'm sorry. Okay, it won't happen again.

Yes, it will. What do you and your science friends call that?

Love inertia What is it

what's the problem Luke?

That right there? You have any idea how much I hated you for shoving me

and hitting me and making fun of me all the time?

And no one would say anything about it

because you were the big star and I was just a geek

you know after your accident when I heard you never walk again.

I was happy

hey stop and get Slurpees

what's going on guys

might not believe me

I never would have pulled the trigger Roy

Well, we've been through this I know

it's just important to me that you know

that it doesn't change anything.

I'm not done yet. The other night

I said things to my wife

I was it wasn't me.

And I think maybe

I think you made the right call.

I think I'd like to talk to someone

about what's been going on

you guys this rocks. You did a great job.

Okay, let me just finish hanging at first.

Yeah, I heard you the 10th time.

Okay, all right. Okay, now we're gonna get in line

so you can all smash your artwork.

Okay, George, you go first.

Go ahead

good, all right, your turn

Stop it.

Don't be such a drag. We're just having a little fun.

Fun swinging around a stick beating things

My father thought it was fun

to just a little fun beating us with the stick

just like this

First my mother

Why would you do this

you You're in charge until I get back

I didn't know I never would have let them do that if I'd known

you knew why they were all here

who kind of lives yeah

but they wanted to do it when I told them no

they didn't tell you that I didn't

I just didn't realize

I thought it would be fun

we were having fun

it's okay all right. I didn't know it was worse

no should I asked you

first scared

I'm sorry it's not your fault

how's the concert really good

brother and sister you know

I've been thinking oh you said

I have to study

tonight not your fault I was an ass

and not having legs

doesn't make me any less of one now.

That doesn't excuse me from thinking what I did.

Yeah, it does

hey hey what do you do on here?

Meeting Iris

Well, I'm still in science fun unknown.

You would have been out here wouldn't have

Adam

was a real jerk to you

know you don't have to

kind of wrote this whole thing with the iris in your face.

Yeah, a little chain how's this gonna work?

I guess we'll have to see.

So you're okay.

With me and Iris.

I have to be

Hey, hi

were you

She's new. I know her mother.

It's okay you guys.

Good night.

The

way I felt about Iris it was so ugly

well would you put those feelings in me

everyone has a part of themselves they don't like

John you carry it around like a weight

the lucky ones realize that when it becomes too heavy

you can to set it down

that's when you can do things the way they really are

Come on

I'll walk you

great I'm being escorted home by a six year old

older chests reveal themselves

like a crack in the wall

starting small

grow until we all see

to me the hill someone else to men

that shelve too many books

read me your favorite line

bow into other lands

me found someone who understands

the tiki the Western man's need

cry you came back the other day

you know some things in life may change

some things they stay the same

like time

on my mind

pass me by.

I'll be fine.

Just give me Time.