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Danielle, your résumé
is very impressive.
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But we're not just
looking for a new baker,
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we're-we're looking for
a new member of the family.
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Oh, not me, I got
too much family.
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I need muffins.
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See, Randi's the sassy
younger sister
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and I'm the cool older sister
where you're like,
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"She's valedictorian and makes
her own blue jeans? What?"
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So, would you be able
to work an early morning shift?
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And more importantly,
if you were a bird,
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what kind of bird would you be?
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Oh, what does that
have to do with this job?
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Well, I'm just trying
to learn more about her.
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We don't want to spend
day after day
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with someone who's so annoying.
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Yeah, I wonder what that
would be like.
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I'm sorry, I don't understand
the bird question.
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Ha. Looks like we got
ourselves a dodo.
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So, Gideon,
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it says here you come from
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the second-largest Amish
community in Kentucky.
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It would have been the largest
if we believed in vaccines.
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It also says here
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that the only other job
you've ever had is
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"doing the Lord's work"?
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Oh, it's 24-7, but I've got
the best boss ever.
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So, what brings you
to Louisville?
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Well, I've lived in one place
my entire life and...
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I'm not sure I belong there.
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The menfolk laugh at me,
the womenfolk ignore me.
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I mean, I'm 40,
I should be a grandpa by now.
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Well, I get the "feeling
like you don't belong" thing.
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When I was in high school,
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I tried to start a clique for
people who weren't in cliques.
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Got squeezed out.
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Stupid Ashley and her eye patch.
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I swear it changed sides.
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Okay, well, thank you
for coming in.
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Wait, no, hang on, hang on.
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If you were a bird...
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what kind of bird would you be?
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I was thinking about that
this morning.
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I would be
the bluebird of happiness.
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Well,
tweedle-deedle-ding-dong-dee,
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that is the exact right answer!
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You're in!
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The running.
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Do you have a number
where we can reach you?
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Oh, well, I don't have a phone,
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but how about you just
go outside and yell,
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"Ich hab en Kivvel"?
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It means "I have a bucket,"
but we'll get it.
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Yeah, we will.
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-All right.
-Bye.
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Well, good luck with
your other interviews.
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-He's perfect!
-What?
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We've interviewed
over 20 people,
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and that's who you want to hire?
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His story is beautiful.
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Growing up Amish, wondering
what else is out there,
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learning in this very café
five minutes ago
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that women are allowed
to own businesses.
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Okay, so you remember
that woman Danielle
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who went to a culinary school
in Paris?
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Gideon's only reference
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is a basket weaver
named Old Jebediah.
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Randi, come on. I think I know
what he's going through.
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I mean, just two years ago,
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I decided I didn't want
to be a math professor
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and I wanted to own a cat café.
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Yeah, and everyone
judges you for it.
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Oh, please. Nobody judges me.
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Wha...?
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Okay, now I see why One-Eyed
Ashley squeezed your ass out.
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♪ Me, oh, my, oh, my, oh, me ♪
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♪ Nothin' wrong with you but I'd rather be me. ♪
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Max, do you find me attractive?
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Once again, Sheila, I grazed
against you in that elevator,
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but it was an accident
and I'm dating your daughter.
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It's just, there are three times
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as many women as men
at Valley Hills,
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and even I'm having trouble
standing out from the crowd.
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All those hussies
with their new hips.
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Well, I think you're beautiful.
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And you and me have more
in common than you think.
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I'm retired, too.
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You're unemployed.
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Tomato, potato.
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Want to party in my Pontiac?
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Is there anyone
you're interested in?
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I'm really hoping to get
to know this guy Rodrigo.
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Ooh, he's handsome, charming,
speaks Spanish.
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I don't know, there's
something exciting
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about a man who
can roll his Rs.
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Burrito. In a Pontiac Fiero.
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Please move a chair away.
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So why don't you ask
this Rodrigo out?
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I would if I could get
a moment alone with him.
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He's always surrounded
by a bunch of women
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with visible diaper lines.
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You need to find
yourself a wingman.
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Someone who can distract
the competition
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so you can get closer to...
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Rodrigo.
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What are you doing?
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It's like this.
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Rodrigo.
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See? That easy.
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My Fiero is right outside.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
- Hi.
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Well, the search is over,
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we finally found our new baker.
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This is Gideon.
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-Hey.
-Hi, Gideon. Welcome.
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Wow, my first bar.
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And my second Black person.
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Excuse me?
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Amish.
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Oh. I loved you in Kingpin.
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Gideon is on a journey
of self-discovery.
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And as someone who recently
went through this myself,
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I am giddy to be his guide.
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Hang on.
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Giddy. Gideon.
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Did you do that on purpose?
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Yeah, wordplay's
kind of my thing.
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Anyway, these are all
of my favorite people.
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Oh, and my mother.
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Whoa.
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You are so glamorous.
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Are you a prostitute?
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Aw, aren't you a dear?
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♪ ♪
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Okay, that'll be $12.45.
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Or if you're open to barter,
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I would take a half cord
of wood or a haircut.
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I'm in. How do you feel
about a mullet?
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Wait, no, no bartering,
no bartering.
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Money is just fine.
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What are you doing?
Let him cut his hair.
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Hold up, this cupcake
doesn't have any frosting on it.
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Frosting is vanity,
and vanity is a sin.
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So is drinking before noon,
but here we are.
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Gideon, frosting is not a sin.
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Yeah, and-and I know your faith
is important to you,
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but these
bible-inspired cookies,
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they're not really selling.
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But they're scripture-doodles.
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Well, they taste like
the cookies you get in hell.
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Son of a biscuit.
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I am not good at this job.
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Old Jebediah is right,
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I don't learn nothing
without the switch.
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No, come on.
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No one expects you to get
everything right your first day.
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Look at me and the SATs.
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It took me two tries
to get a perfect score.
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Actually, it only took one,
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I'm just trying
to make him feel better.
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Aw, shucks.
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You're just being nice.
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And you're just being too hard
on yourself.
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People like you and me,
we beat ourselves up.
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But we don't have to.
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That's what Randi's for.
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If you love what you do,
it's not a job.
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Gosh it all to heck,
you're right.
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I'm gonna go back
to that kitchen
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and make some dank cupcakes,
no cap, bitches.
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What? You're not the only one
who can teach him things.
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You guys want a drink?
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Roy here makes
a mean White Russian
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with vodka and Ensure.
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I thought you said you needed us
to move a bunch of old bags.
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Yes, they're over there.
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Move them away from Rodrigo.
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Start with Nancy.
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She's a little
too full of herself
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since she went into remission.
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Wait, wait, did you bring us
here to be your wingmen?
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So that's why you asked
if I had Daisy Dukes.
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Oh, if I still had a car,
you'd be washing it.
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Sheila, we are not
pieces of meat.
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Oh, speak for yourself.
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I like being objectified.
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It feels nice.
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Hey, I'm thinking about making
Gideon a dating profile.
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Do you think it's safe to say
he's still a virgin?
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Girl, I wouldn't be surprised if
he's never seen himself naked.
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And why would you do that?
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Well, because he said one of the
reasons he left his community
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was to find love.
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Plus he's the only person
I've ever met
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who could actually be
on Farmers Only.
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Uh, I think he may need
a few minutes alone.
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Gideon, are you churning butter?
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Oh, we were running low,
so I thought I'd make some.
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-Oh, you really
don't have to do that.
-No, hang on,
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this is gonna kill
on Farmers Only.
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You're living in
a modern world now.
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You don't have to churn
your own butter.
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Right, 'cause it's women's work.
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Here, Randi.
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Oh, I'd advise you not
to hand me that stick.
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What if I told you there's
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a magical store that not only
sells already-churned butter
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but everything else
you could possibly want?
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Oh, there's a butter
and harmonica store?
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♪ ♪
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Is this heaven?
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Better.
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It's Costco.
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That was in the good old days
when you didn't
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get fired
for bagging a stewardess.
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Oh, yeah. Thanks a lot, Biden.
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Oh, keep it in
your pants, Mindy.
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Your husband's not dead,
he's just napping.
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Hello, ladies.
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I didn't know that there
was a fox hunt today.
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Good thing I brought my guns.
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Ooh.
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You two are new.
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Do you work here?
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A friend invited us
to use the exercise room.
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Anybody want to help us stretch?
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-Ooh.
-Ooh.
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Well, I'm gonna stretch you in
places you never knew you had.
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Oh.
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Hello, Rodrigo.
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I'm so happy to finally
get a moment with you.
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I'm Sheila Silver.
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I know who you are.
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They should call you
Centrum Silver
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because you got everything
a man might need.
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Well, and they should
call you Danish.
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Kind of sweet, kind of cheesy.
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♪ ♪
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Kat? Gideon?
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Ooh. Ichabod Evel Knievel!
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Randi. Randi. Can I get these?
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-No.
-Oh, um, can I get this?
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-Fine.
-Okay, good, because
I already opened it.
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-Look what I got!
-Whoa!
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Gideon, I am your father.
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I don't know what's happening
right now, but I love it!
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Okay, now I see why
my mama drank so much.
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♪ ♪
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Ooh, I'm gonna get this
for Carter.
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His son buys him cologne
for Father's Day
250
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so he wears Iron Man by Marvel.
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Gideon, you should try it.
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You want me to change my scent?
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How will my animals know me?
254
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,023
This is why you left
your community,
255
00:10:34,042 --> 00:10:35,875
to experience new things.
256
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,785
Remember you were nervous
about trying out
257
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,304
that revolving door at first?
258
00:10:39,531 --> 00:10:42,140
Then it turned out to be
the best two hours of your life.
259
00:10:42,291 --> 00:10:45,685
Aw, heck, spray me!
260
00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:52,058
Shuck my corn and call me
a good boy, I smell amazing.
261
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,545
Who's not hardy enough to be
your husband now, Agatha?
262
00:10:55,638 --> 00:10:57,563
No cap, bitches.
263
00:10:57,716 --> 00:10:58,731
Did I use that right?
264
00:10:58,825 --> 00:10:59,899
Yes.
265
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:03,978
Whoa. Does the president
of Costco live here?
266
00:11:04,072 --> 00:11:05,571
Pretty sweet, huh?
267
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:07,982
Oh, and I know these are frowned
upon in your community,
268
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,627
but check this out: zippers.
269
00:11:11,821 --> 00:11:13,630
You want to give it a whirl?
270
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,676
I'm glad my first
time is with you.
271
00:11:19,162 --> 00:11:21,513
-Ah!
-Uh-huh.
272
00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:26,910
What the hell am I doing?
I drove here.
273
00:11:26,928 --> 00:11:29,521
♪ ♪
274
00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:39,255
What are you doing?
275
00:11:39,257 --> 00:11:41,700
What do you mean? I'm going pee.
276
00:11:42,594 --> 00:11:44,202
What are you doing?
277
00:11:44,353 --> 00:11:46,930
Come on, man, it's basic
men's room etiquette.
278
00:11:46,948 --> 00:11:47,947
You need a buffer.
279
00:11:48,099 --> 00:11:50,191
It goes dude, urinal, dude.
280
00:11:50,285 --> 00:11:52,544
Respect the buffer.
281
00:11:52,695 --> 00:11:54,604
What are you hiding?
282
00:11:54,697 --> 00:11:55,955
Now I want to see.
283
00:11:56,107 --> 00:11:56,956
You know what?
284
00:11:57,108 --> 00:11:58,550
Forget it, now I can't go.
285
00:11:58,701 --> 00:12:00,885
You and I were just about
to get into a hot tub
286
00:12:01,112 --> 00:12:02,870
with 78-year-old twins,
287
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,038
and now you shy?
288
00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:08,393
-Crazy party, huh?
-Yeah.
289
00:12:08,544 --> 00:12:10,895
Can't believe it went
all the way to 6:30.
290
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,046
Yeah.
291
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,306
When Jeopardy! came on,
292
00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:15,216
they scattered like
the cops showed up.
293
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,569
Yeah, you guys did
really well tonight.
294
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:18,886
Little tip.
295
00:12:19,055 --> 00:12:21,906
When Gladys takes out
her teeth, it's game on.
296
00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:23,983
-Yikes.
-Hot.
297
00:12:24,135 --> 00:12:25,559
Man, you've got some moves.
298
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:27,820
We saw you talking to
that beautiful redhead.
299
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:30,306
Yeah, we got a date
tomorrow night.
300
00:12:30,325 --> 00:12:32,900
Well, good for you, man.
She seems really cool.
301
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,827
Yeah, we were talking
to her earlier.
302
00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:36,479
Funny. Smart.
303
00:12:36,498 --> 00:12:37,997
I think she's
girlfriend material.
304
00:12:38,149 --> 00:12:39,649
Girlfriend?
305
00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:43,428
Nah, that's not the way
Rodrigo rolls.
306
00:12:46,174 --> 00:12:47,432
I don't know about that guy.
307
00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:50,602
He gives off a weird
1970s cop show vibe.
308
00:12:50,753 --> 00:12:52,178
Yeah, he's kind of a player.
309
00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:54,180
But Sheila's really into him.
310
00:12:54,332 --> 00:12:56,107
Yeah.
311
00:12:58,261 --> 00:13:00,169
I don't trust you.
312
00:13:01,006 --> 00:13:03,740
See? Now I know you
hiding something.
313
00:13:04,526 --> 00:13:06,192
♪ ♪
314
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,269
Now, tell me the truth.
315
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,529
Do you like big butts?
316
00:13:09,697 --> 00:13:11,272
And you cannot lie.
317
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,516
Hey, shake what your mama
gave you.
318
00:13:13,609 --> 00:13:15,034
All right.
319
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:19,372
Check it out! Kat in the hat!
320
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,524
I told you, you should've
gotten one.
321
00:13:21,543 --> 00:13:24,302
Yeah, I feel real stupid
sitting here like this.
322
00:13:24,453 --> 00:13:27,806
I am so glad you talked me
into this.
323
00:13:27,957 --> 00:13:29,140
I feel so free.
324
00:13:29,292 --> 00:13:32,126
Zippers, snaps, back pockets?
325
00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:33,369
I'm out of control!
326
00:13:33,462 --> 00:13:35,462
I know! And it's so comfortable.
327
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,149
Is this why Snoop Dogg
is always so chill?
328
00:13:38,376 --> 00:13:40,268
Yeah, it's the clothes.
329
00:13:40,378 --> 00:13:43,546
I think I'm ready to
do my first alcohol.
330
00:13:43,639 --> 00:13:44,881
Are you sure?
331
00:13:44,899 --> 00:13:46,716
Because that pinot don't play.
332
00:13:46,809 --> 00:13:48,309
Excuse me, Captain Buzzkill.
333
00:13:48,519 --> 00:13:50,403
Get a tracksuit, try to relax.
334
00:13:50,555 --> 00:13:54,624
If it's good enough for Christ,
it's good enough for me.
335
00:13:59,898 --> 00:14:01,064
Whoa.
336
00:14:01,082 --> 00:14:02,065
That is good.
337
00:14:03,418 --> 00:14:06,493
Okay, I'm ready
to do my first cocaine.
338
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,012
Oh, I don't think so.
339
00:14:08,239 --> 00:14:09,514
You had a root beer float
340
00:14:09,665 --> 00:14:11,240
and almost ran through
a plate glass window.
341
00:14:11,334 --> 00:14:13,017
You know, I think
it's very brave
342
00:14:13,127 --> 00:14:15,761
the way you're just
going for all of it.
343
00:14:15,914 --> 00:14:17,671
When I was trying
to change my life,
344
00:14:17,765 --> 00:14:19,858
I kept doubting myself.
345
00:14:20,009 --> 00:14:21,508
I'm really proud of you.
346
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:25,438
So, I should just keep
going for it?
347
00:14:25,590 --> 00:14:27,532
Absolutely.
348
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,019
Whoa, Gideon, stop.
349
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,596
I have a boyfriend.
350
00:14:33,615 --> 00:14:35,022
You met him.
351
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,709
Max? Tall, handsome, looks
like he could be an Avenger?
352
00:14:37,936 --> 00:14:40,103
His looks are not germane
to this conversation,
353
00:14:40,196 --> 00:14:41,713
but I just can't help myself.
354
00:14:41,864 --> 00:14:45,032
Oh, my gosh,
I am so embarrassed.
355
00:14:45,126 --> 00:14:46,885
No, it's totally okay.
356
00:14:47,036 --> 00:14:48,945
Yeah, everyone's done something
they regret while drinking.
357
00:14:49,114 --> 00:14:51,556
I mean, I interviewed
at a cat café.
358
00:14:51,707 --> 00:14:53,449
-Really?
-Yeah, really?
359
00:14:53,468 --> 00:14:54,617
You were drunk?
360
00:14:54,636 --> 00:14:56,227
You're a great guy.
361
00:14:56,304 --> 00:14:57,544
I'm sure you're gonna
meet the right woman
362
00:14:57,639 --> 00:14:59,188
sooner than you think.
363
00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:03,793
All right, simmer down,
Vanilla Ice.
364
00:15:03,811 --> 00:15:04,644
Oh, no.
365
00:15:04,812 --> 00:15:06,571
I've ruined everything.
366
00:15:06,722 --> 00:15:09,056
No, Gideon, it's really not
a big deal.
367
00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:10,057
Yeah, it's okay.
368
00:15:10,151 --> 00:15:11,242
I know what I look like.
369
00:15:11,469 --> 00:15:13,819
Of course you would
try to kiss me.
370
00:15:13,972 --> 00:15:15,496
Second.
371
00:15:16,975 --> 00:15:19,566
I have brought shame
to my family.
372
00:15:19,661 --> 00:15:21,628
I do not deserve this tracksuit.
373
00:15:24,315 --> 00:15:25,239
Oh, no.
374
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:26,925
Gideon, no, you don't
have to go.
375
00:15:27,076 --> 00:15:28,651
It's all right.
376
00:15:28,653 --> 00:15:30,336
I want to be alone.
377
00:15:30,488 --> 00:15:32,263
Thank you for the threesome.
378
00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:34,515
♪ ♪
379
00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:40,754
Hey, have you heard from Gideon?
380
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:44,167
No, but his page on
Farmers Only is blowing up.
381
00:15:44,185 --> 00:15:45,276
That butter-churning photo
382
00:15:45,503 --> 00:15:48,262
is like crack
to these farmer freaks.
383
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,839
This is all my fault.
384
00:15:49,857 --> 00:15:51,357
I should've protected him.
385
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,676
Instead, I pushed him
to take a bite out of life
386
00:15:53,695 --> 00:15:55,102
and then he choked on it.
387
00:15:55,196 --> 00:15:58,030
Holy crap, I'm Eve.
388
00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:01,775
Hi, I have a telegram
for Kat Silver.
389
00:16:01,869 --> 00:16:03,869
A telegram?
Is it from the front?
390
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:05,871
Did we liberate Paris?
391
00:16:06,024 --> 00:16:09,542
It's from Gideon.
392
00:16:09,618 --> 00:16:12,028
"Not worthy
of your friendship, stop.
393
00:16:12,121 --> 00:16:14,806
"Please accept
my resignation, stop.
394
00:16:15,033 --> 00:16:16,474
"I'm going back
to the only place
395
00:16:16,701 --> 00:16:18,050
"I've ever been happy, stop.
396
00:16:18,203 --> 00:16:20,461
"Are you charging me
by the word, stop.
397
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,538
"I don't want this
to count, stop.
398
00:16:22,557 --> 00:16:24,056
Please stop, stop."
399
00:16:24,209 --> 00:16:26,542
Wait, the only place
he's ever been happy?
400
00:16:26,635 --> 00:16:28,469
There's only one place
that makes sense.
401
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,046
The revolving door?
402
00:16:30,064 --> 00:16:32,231
Okay, there's two places.
403
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,475
♪ ♪
404
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:41,557
Oh, hello.
405
00:16:41,576 --> 00:16:43,167
What are you guys doing here?
406
00:16:43,319 --> 00:16:45,077
We wanted to catch you before
your date with Rodrigo.
407
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,747
Oh, I can see you're getting
ready. Lovely robe, by the way.
408
00:16:47,899 --> 00:16:50,082
I stole mine
from a Best Western.
409
00:16:50,235 --> 00:16:51,175
I'm on the date.
410
00:16:51,327 --> 00:16:52,510
This is outfit number two.
411
00:16:52,661 --> 00:16:54,570
You don't want to be here
for number three.
412
00:16:54,589 --> 00:16:56,330
Look, we know you
really like him,
413
00:16:56,424 --> 00:17:00,101
but Rodrigo is more
of a Rodrig-ho.
414
00:17:01,262 --> 00:17:03,438
Ho?
415
00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:05,172
Hey, boys.
416
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,174
We meet again, Rodrigo.
417
00:17:07,268 --> 00:17:09,510
-Holy crap, I did it!
-Hey, listen up.
418
00:17:09,604 --> 00:17:11,529
This woman is like
a second mother to us.
419
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,773
You need to treat her
with the respect she deserves.
420
00:17:13,925 --> 00:17:15,424
What? Sheila and I
just enjoyed--
421
00:17:15,593 --> 00:17:16,701
Her name is Sheila!
422
00:17:16,852 --> 00:17:19,370
And you just said that.
423
00:17:19,597 --> 00:17:22,281
Rodrigo, can you
just give us a minute?
424
00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:24,208
Yes, of course. As for you two,
425
00:17:24,435 --> 00:17:27,194
it's weird you pee
next to each other.
426
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,438
Right? You need a buffer!
427
00:17:29,457 --> 00:17:33,033
Okay. What do you think
you're doing?
428
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,201
He just wants to sleep with you.
429
00:17:34,295 --> 00:17:36,112
He is not in it
for the long haul.
430
00:17:36,205 --> 00:17:38,038
We're in a retirement home.
431
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:40,391
None of us are in it
for the long haul.
432
00:17:40,543 --> 00:17:43,377
We buy our toilet paper
one roll at a time.
433
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:47,181
Look, Rodrigo is so good
in the sack,
434
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,233
he's had six death bed requests.
435
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,343
They call him "The Last Meal."
436
00:17:51,479 --> 00:17:55,990
Wow. I guess Max really
misread the situation.
437
00:17:57,059 --> 00:17:58,634
We just didn't want you
to get hurt.
438
00:17:58,727 --> 00:18:00,227
I know what I'm doing here.
439
00:18:00,321 --> 00:18:03,414
And at the moment, you're
stopping me from doing him.
440
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,234
Okay then, slay on, Sheila.
441
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,920
Yeah, good luck in there.
442
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,964
Which is a really weird thing
to say to my girlfriend's mom.
443
00:18:13,334 --> 00:18:14,609
Max, Carter,
444
00:18:14,611 --> 00:18:17,153
it's really nice that
you're looking out for me.
445
00:18:17,246 --> 00:18:19,722
Well, that's what wingmen do.
446
00:18:24,053 --> 00:18:25,828
Oh, hey, guys.
447
00:18:25,847 --> 00:18:26,771
Hey, Mindy.
448
00:18:26,998 --> 00:18:29,089
Just picked up
some vodka and Ensure
449
00:18:29,183 --> 00:18:31,016
if you feel like a nightcap.
450
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:32,835
Uh, actually...
451
00:18:32,854 --> 00:18:33,778
Let's party.
452
00:18:33,929 --> 00:18:35,696
All righty.
453
00:18:36,674 --> 00:18:39,200
She is a freak.
454
00:18:44,273 --> 00:18:45,456
♪ ♪
455
00:18:45,608 --> 00:18:46,290
Gideon?
456
00:18:46,442 --> 00:18:48,775
Ich hab... Jimmy Kimmel.
457
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,278
I'm not here.
458
00:18:51,372 --> 00:18:52,538
Oh, shoot.
459
00:18:52,690 --> 00:18:54,206
All right, I'm coming in.
460
00:18:54,359 --> 00:18:55,541
I hope you're decent.
461
00:18:55,693 --> 00:18:59,595
What am I saying?
He wears pants under his pants.
462
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:04,458
Hey.
463
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,310
How are you doing?
464
00:19:06,462 --> 00:19:07,870
Okay, I guess.
465
00:19:07,963 --> 00:19:09,872
I had lunch in
the free sample aisle.
466
00:19:09,891 --> 00:19:13,634
Are you familiar with the
miracle called the Hot Pocket?
467
00:19:13,728 --> 00:19:16,970
On the eighth day, the Lord
made the Hot Pocket,
468
00:19:17,064 --> 00:19:18,805
and yea, it was good.
469
00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:22,100
Look, I know you're
upset about last night,
470
00:19:22,236 --> 00:19:23,494
but you really don't have to be.
471
00:19:23,721 --> 00:19:26,055
I am sorry for what I did.
472
00:19:26,190 --> 00:19:30,001
I hereby forswear all
the temptations of this world.
473
00:19:30,152 --> 00:19:33,671
Except for the cheese balls,
I can't give them up.
474
00:19:33,822 --> 00:19:35,080
It's okay.
475
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:38,083
I'm not mad, Randi's not mad.
476
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:43,239
I don't fit in here any better
than I did at home.
477
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:47,727
Do you remember the island
of misfit toys from Rudolph?
478
00:19:48,763 --> 00:19:50,079
No.
479
00:19:50,097 --> 00:19:52,690
Damn it, that would've been
a sweet timesaver.
480
00:19:52,841 --> 00:19:58,178
Well, the point is,
you know, we're all misfits.
481
00:19:58,347 --> 00:20:01,106
We all feel like we don't
fit in sometimes.
482
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:04,685
Not you, you're so cool.
483
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,037
Oh, Gideon.
484
00:20:06,264 --> 00:20:09,281
See? Two days in the modern
world and you get it.
485
00:20:09,434 --> 00:20:12,043
Look, there are gonna be times
486
00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:14,361
when you feel lost and alone.
487
00:20:14,455 --> 00:20:16,881
But just remember
you have people
488
00:20:17,032 --> 00:20:19,275
who are gonna help you
get through it.
489
00:20:19,293 --> 00:20:20,943
I do?
490
00:20:20,962 --> 00:20:22,202
Yeah.
491
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,796
And I'm one of them.
492
00:20:23,948 --> 00:20:26,373
You're too sweet to me.
493
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,893
No, I mean it.
494
00:20:29,044 --> 00:20:31,687
I want you to stay.
495
00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:34,640
Then I'll stay.
496
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,068
Good.
497
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,904
Oh, still a hard pass.
498
00:20:40,131 --> 00:20:43,074
Ooh, but I'm ahead of Randi
two to one.
499
00:20:44,302 --> 00:20:46,410
♪ ♪
500
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:58,405
♪ I want the world to feel the way I do, yeah ♪
501
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,575
♪ Want the world to feel the way I do ♪
502
00:21:01,669 --> 00:21:04,428
♪ I want the world to feel the way I do, yeah ♪
503
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:07,247
♪ Want the world to feel the way I do ♪
504
00:21:07,341 --> 00:21:09,475
♪ ♪
505
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,274
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