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FILMEXPORT HOME VIDEO
Presents
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A JESTER'S TALE
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Screenplay by / Narrated by
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Chief Lighting Technician
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Director of Photography
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Made by the Creative Group
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I am a fool and a jester
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and since I know history like
the back of my hand,
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I set to write
this illustrious chronicle.
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The glorious events depicted herein
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shall be praised by many a rhyme
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and adorned with jingle bells.
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What an imposing sight!
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All of a sudden, the god of war
blows from the sk�.
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Walls are crumbling down,
towns are in flames.
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To the great delight of warriors
who make history.
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The Thirty Years War.
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By Jove! What am I to say?!
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Merely that two hard-headed potentates
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sought to demonstrate
with their deeds instead of words
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that what is permitted
to oxen in history,
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is not permitted to Jove.
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Warfare brings laurels.
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And there may be a little left
for an ox,
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as well as for this young man.
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The press-gang!
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Run! The press-gang is coming!
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Get up,
the king's rider greets you.
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Quarta, back ward and strike.
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One, two, three.
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You can learn all this
under Duke Mansfeld's banner.
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Mansfeld needs you.
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Both of you.
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Take this!
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You're a luck� man.
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If it weren't for us, you'd be a peasant
to your dying day.
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Faster, you dumb ox.
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Fame, money, and beautiful
women await you.
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Get moving, stupid beast.
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You will see the world, recruit.
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You will march all across Europe
under Count Mansfeld's banner.
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Or under the banner of Duke Wallenstein,
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the Danish king,
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or even His lmperial Majesty.
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Each step
will lead you closer to glory.
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And for every step you will get paid.
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Well paid.
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Come on, you won't get away
from the butcher.
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Ouch, damned animal!
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Catch it, quick!
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Hurry up, don't let
that beef get away!
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Halt!
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Stop!
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Get me a horse!
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Alas!
Vanity of vanities.
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The emperor has never enough musketeers.
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Halt! Halt!
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A volunteer. He got away
from Mansfeld's press-gang.
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A volunteer?
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His hands are bound.
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Barbarians.
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Untie him!
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Your Highness.
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Your Highness, Matyas of Babice,
is at your service.
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By the decree of capricious fate,
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some men are born as lords
and others as their serfs.
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And those who are highborn
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ingeniously command their own regiment
from an early age.
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At my command!
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Lmperial regiment, Attention!
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MILITARY DRILL
OUR PLEASURE
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The regiment is lined up, sir.
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Commander, the musketeer regiment
is lined up for the march-past.
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Look.
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Come with me. Come on!
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A rebel?
- No, a forget-me-not.
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Cavalry, at the halt!
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My dearest sweetheart,
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Your youth will soon be gone.
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And so will be mine,
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mad the whole world has gone.
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Allow me to greet you
before our swords cross.
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My greetings to you.
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We are ready to die for our king.
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Hail the Emperor!
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My dearest sweetheart,
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To what land have
you feet taken you?
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My soldiers will meet
their death with joy.
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Get ready to fire!
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Get up, you can't do that!
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That's that.
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I'm going home.
- Wait.
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What more do you want?
It's all over here.
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That's just it.
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The regiment perished to the last man.
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History is a little richer.
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And we are a disgrace to the regiment,
the emperor will never forgive us.
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Where is the emperor?
- Where?
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In our musketeer hearts.
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I find great pleasure
in winning battles.
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Look at all the beauty!
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Whose camp is this?
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Either ours or theirs.
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Have you ever seen
a beautiful woman like her?
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Like her?
Even more beautiful...
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Come on. Give me a hand.
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With this the whole world will be ours.
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Gold can buy you anything.
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Not everything.
- What do you know...
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I've already told you
that a half of all this is yours.
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What else do you want?
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Shame on you for robbing
an old soldier like me!
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All right, take everything.
It's all yours.
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You'd like me to drag it
all by myself, wouldn't you?
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Let's get going.
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Are you cold?
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As a rich man I know no comfort.
Go on.
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Look!
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I won't harm you. Here you are.
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I've got you!
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You're coming with me.
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You'll help us.
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Fortune awaits you with us. And oats.
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And glory in the battlefield.
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Don't scoff at me, you rascal.
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Come on, come on.
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Sheer misery.
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Nothing doing. The leg is mine.
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You're just a regular thief,
aren't you?
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What?! Me and a thief?!
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I've never stolen a penny
in my whole life, my friend.
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Don't mistake prize for booty.
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A prize represents
legitimately acquired effects
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under the protection
of the emperor himself.
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Does the emperor steal chicken?
- You are offending an honest soldier!
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If you don't like it,
you are free to go.
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Nothing's keeping you here.
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I can see that.
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One ass is enough.
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It will serve me better than you!
You can count on that!
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Gee, gee.
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Come on. Do you know
what you're drawing?
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Wealth, glory and rank.
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I will make you a general.
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Come on, let's go.
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I can't make you a horse! Move it!
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Jakub!
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Jakub!
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Jakub!
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Jakub!
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Would Petr do?
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You wouldn't have to call me
so many times.
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I've never seen you around.
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I've never been here.
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Are you heading far?
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To the end of the world.
- Why?
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Because I'm looking for
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a field, a house, and...
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It's a pity my name isn't Jakub.
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Jakub is my donkey.
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What's your name?
- Lenka.
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Lenka.
- Shh.
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Dinner! We'll feast!
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Allow me to invite you to dinner!
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Who? Us or those two behind the tree?
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Go and see who they are.
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Help!
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Help!
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Avanti!
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You will face a bitter end, lad.
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Only fools fight against the odds.
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In such a case,
you'd fight against a whole regiment.
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Matyas of Babice, imperial musketeer.
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Jakub.
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You wanderer.
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What are you doing?
- I'm unharnessing the donkey.
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It's hers.
- Hers?
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Wait. Come with us.
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You'll ride like a queen.
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Your luggage.
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As though my carriage was made for you.
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Damn it! This is all we need.
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Stop!
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The king's riders.
I can smell this lot a mile off.
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Put this on, hurry. You won't get away.
They hang deserters.
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And thieves too?
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They never hung anyone
wearing this coat.
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What about Lenka?
- She'll be your squire.
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Come and pick something.
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And my hair?
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They are coming.
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You are their lord, understand?
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Order them to leave.
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God damn it! I must have been blind.
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They're not the king's riders,
they're dressed in black.
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Your Grace, Captain Varga of Konousov,
in the emperor's service.
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It is an honour for me
to take you as prisoner, Your Highness.
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You may keep your chamberlain,
Your Highness.
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And your jester, of course.
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Who am I?
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A duke or what?
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I'd like to know that myself.
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Fidelity is my virtue!
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Guard of honour, fall in!
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Welcome, Captain.
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Welcome, sir.
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He's my captive, you fool.
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Put him in the dungeon!
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What are you waiting for?
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Put him in chains. Guards!
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Be careful! He is a precious prize.
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Oh history, what a pliable neck you have!
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A slight slip of your quill,
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turns a thief and villain
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into a knight without fear.
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Victoria, Victoria.
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From a victorious battle I return.
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I bring the most valuable fruit
of our victory.
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Your daughter,
the graceful Comtesse...
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The graceful Comtesse Veronika.
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The most valuable fruit...
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Down.
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The most valuable fruit.
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Beast.
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The most valuable fruit of our victory,
Comtesse Veronika.
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Veronika's fianc�...
- Was defeated.
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Indeed and the comtesse's picture
fell into our enemy's hands.
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I snatched it out of its clutches,
risking my own life.
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I fought like a lion.
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My nature, though...
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...forbids me to describe
the consequences of the horrible...
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I never count the enemy,
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this time, however, it was worth it.
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I killed them to the last man,
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leaving only the margrave,
his chamberlain, and his jester alive.
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I heard his plea for mercy
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and spared his life in exchange
for the picture.
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You took him prisoner?
- He is in the dungeon.
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And he will stay there
until envoys with ransom come.
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And a high ransom it will be.
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The margrave is akin
to Duke Mansfeld.
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You are a wealthy man, Captain.
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You are a hero.
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You are most welcome.
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Our hero
and our future son-in-law,
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let us now speak of
blissfull matters, about love.
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What are we?
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A prize.
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And a prize represents legitimately
acquired effects
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under the protection
of the emperor himself.
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Stop it!
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The table is set, Your Highness.
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00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,500
Enjoy your meal.
269
00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:22,700
You'll be fasting for this.
270
00:34:23,300 --> 00:34:25,200
Take it away!
271
00:34:42,900 --> 00:34:46,900
Times are uncertain, signor,
and art is suffering.
272
00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:53,800
Take Comtesse Veronika's first fianc�,
for example.
273
00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:04,700
He didn't even have
time to dry properly
274
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:10,900
before Your Lordship arrived.
What a waste!
275
00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:14,600
Waste?
What do you mean by waste?!
276
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,000
The lace, my lord.
277
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,800
The general had genuine
Brussels lace.
278
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,200
And now I will have paint
your collar over it.
279
00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:30,000
If you allow me, signor,
I would leave the general's boots.
280
00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:32,500
It is a work of art.
281
00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:48,600
To a different tune
the god of war started blowing,
282
00:35:48,900 --> 00:35:51,900
the king gave the emperor
a good licking.
283
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:00,000
No bread, no water.
284
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:03,100
I'll show them
what a dungeon is.
285
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,500
The envoy of the imperial army.
286
00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:18,200
Open the gates, quick.
287
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,300
Give the envoy something
to eat and drink.
288
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,100
How did the battle go?
289
00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:26,000
What's with our army?
290
00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:28,900
It could fit on this plate.
291
00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:32,000
Mansfeld cut us to pieces.
292
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,100
You can expect him tomorrow.
293
00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:18,900
Where is the wind blowing from?
294
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:23,100
Tell us, old chum.
295
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,500
What is going on here?!
296
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,200
How dare you treat them like that?!
297
00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:41,400
You will answer for this, jailor.
298
00:38:42,700 --> 00:38:44,600
Venison.
299
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:48,400
Where are cranberries?! Damn it!
300
00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:55,900
Bring the blacksmith, quick.
301
00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:58,500
The blacksmith will be punished.
302
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:31,500
I beg your pardon.
Forgive me, Your Highness.
303
00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:34,500
Our servants confused the chambers.
304
00:40:27,100 --> 00:40:29,100
Your Highness.
305
00:40:30,700 --> 00:40:34,400
The pride of our kitchen.
306
00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:37,600
A delicacy praised
by the emperor himself.
307
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:59,800
Comtesse Veronika,
the count's daughter.
308
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:35,600
Chamberlain, does His Highness
prefer a softer or a harder bed?
309
00:42:35,700 --> 00:42:38,000
Well...
310
00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:40,800
Something in the middle.
311
00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:53,500
He is used to higher comfort.
312
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:57,600
And do you know Margrave Fortunato well?
313
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:01,100
The thief?
Who doesn't know him...
314
00:43:01,100 --> 00:43:04,300
He's been plundering Moravia
and he doesn't pay his soldiers.
315
00:43:04,300 --> 00:43:08,200
You shouldn't speak
about your master this way.
316
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,100
What?
317
00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:13,300
About my master?
318
00:43:15,100 --> 00:43:19,700
He is so young
and when my daughter first saw him...
319
00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:22,000
That's youth.
320
00:43:26,700 --> 00:43:29,300
Why make so much fuss...
321
00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:52,500
Your Highness.
322
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,300
At last fortune smiles on me.
323
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,700
I would be honoured
if you accept my invitation.
324
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,900
Do come in.
325
00:44:01,700 --> 00:44:04,100
I ask nothing
but a little patience, signor.
326
00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:06,700
There. What a beautiful coat!
327
00:44:06,900 --> 00:44:10,400
The brocade, the silk,
the lace, the gold,
328
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,800
is indeed magnificent work.
329
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,600
Take no notice of this,
a face does not last long.
330
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,000
A face makes little difference,
it grows old.
331
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,200
I personally put great emphasis
on the coat.
332
00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:28,500
A coat can tell more about a person
of your standing than an ordinary face.
333
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,200
That is why I will etch in every button,
every golden thread.
334
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:34,600
And if you allow me, signor,
I would leave the boots of the general,
335
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,900
Comtesse Veronika's first fianc�,
in the picture.
336
00:44:38,100 --> 00:44:40,500
Captain Varga, the second fianc�,
was also quite satisfied with them
337
00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:43,000
and I thought that you too...
- What? Her fianc�?
338
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,300
The third fianc�, signor.
339
00:44:45,300 --> 00:44:47,600
So I am her fianc�.
340
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:52,400
Oh, cara mia, a three is a very luck�
number in my land, signor.
341
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:54,900
A fianc�?!
342
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,200
The third.
- Yes, signor.
343
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:19,000
Lenka! Lenka!
344
00:45:22,100 --> 00:45:24,800
Allow me to congratulate you,
master.
345
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:28,100
To what?
- To your engagement.
346
00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:30,600
Lenka.
347
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,800
Have mercy, master!
Don't harm your jester.
348
00:45:58,300 --> 00:46:00,800
Does your master choke you often?
349
00:46:01,100 --> 00:46:04,000
No, only on weekdays.
350
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:06,900
And what does he do on weekends?
351
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:10,100
He chokes the ladies at court.
352
00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:13,600
And is his court large?
Are the ladies beautiful?
353
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:17,600
You've never dreamt about
such a court, my lady.
354
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,200
And the ladies...
355
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:22,700
...have long snow-white necks.
356
00:46:22,700 --> 00:46:24,700
Otherwise, though,
they are dumb as geese, my lady.
357
00:46:24,700 --> 00:46:27,200
All of them?
- Not all.
358
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,200
And what about the others?
359
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,500
Some have narrow slant eyes.
360
00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:35,200
Are they beautiful?
- They are.
361
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,300
Yet they bleat like goats, my lady.
362
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:42,700
And which one of them
does he like the most, jester?
363
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,700
She has big velvet eyes.
364
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,900
I don't like her voice, however.
She moos like a cow.
365
00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:55,100
My master chains her up at night
because he fears she might run away.
366
00:46:57,500 --> 00:47:01,300
He won't chain me up.
- Not you, my lady.
367
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,500
Do you mean to say
that I cannot measure to her?
368
00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:07,200
You certainly can
and not only for being highbred.
369
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:11,300
How courteous he is
and how gentle are his moves.
370
00:47:11,500 --> 00:47:13,400
He is more like a maiden.
371
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:16,900
Come closer, jester.
Come here.
372
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,400
Make way!
373
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:24,000
Make way for his majesty,
the king of all musicians.
374
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:07,700
Matyas, what do you say
if we get out of here?
375
00:48:07,700 --> 00:48:10,400
Your Highness.
- Oh, don't give me that!
376
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,400
I've had enough of all this mummery.
377
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,300
What about your engagement,
Your Highness?
378
00:48:14,300 --> 00:48:16,900
With whom?
With that addlepated comtesse?
379
00:48:17,100 --> 00:48:19,100
Are you out of your...
380
00:48:24,700 --> 00:48:26,700
Do you know who I am?
381
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,100
A peasant.
382
00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:32,300
A ploughman.
383
00:48:32,300 --> 00:48:35,000
If you want Veronika to marry well,
384
00:48:35,700 --> 00:48:39,700
here's a fine fianc�.
He won't get away.
385
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,600
A ploughman?
- How should I put it...
386
00:48:44,900 --> 00:48:47,600
Like Duke Premysl.
387
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,400
The margrave
didn't sleep well last night.
388
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,800
A noble man has a right
to be capricious, chamberlain.
389
00:49:02,900 --> 00:49:07,700
Signor, I am a mere tool
in the hands of the overlord.
390
00:49:07,700 --> 00:49:09,800
What is this supposed to mean?!
391
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:15,000
I am a mere artist, my lord.
Do not spoil a talent, signor!
392
00:49:18,700 --> 00:49:20,700
Don't be a barbarian.
393
00:49:21,700 --> 00:49:23,600
Don't be a barbarian.
394
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:51,500
Come here, jester.
395
00:49:53,300 --> 00:49:55,300
Where is your master?
396
00:49:55,900 --> 00:49:58,000
Tell me!
397
00:50:07,300 --> 00:50:09,100
Petr!
398
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,500
Petr!
399
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:03,000
I'll shoot you like a dog!
400
00:52:04,300 --> 00:52:07,600
Halt! You won't get away!
401
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,200
Petr!
402
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,700
Do you know what?
403
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,500
We'll run away tonight.
404
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:34,100
The enemy is climbing into the castle.
405
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,700
They're down there.
406
00:54:45,300 --> 00:54:48,400
Alarm! Arms!
407
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:51,800
The enemy is on the walls!
408
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,700
Who's there?
409
00:54:55,100 --> 00:54:56,800
Surrender!
410
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:00,200
Climb down! You won't get away!
411
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:02,700
They're in the tower. Hurry!
412
00:55:04,300 --> 00:55:07,400
Alarm! Arms!
413
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,400
Oh!
414
00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:26,200
His Highness.
415
00:55:29,300 --> 00:55:31,800
Tell him to wait for a moment.
416
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:35,200
Your Highness, Comtesse Veronika
417
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:39,100
asks you to kindly wait for a moment.
418
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:06,500
A mirror, quick!
419
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:12,100
Hurry up!
420
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:01,300
Captain, the enemy at the strength
of two men invaded the castle.
421
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:07,200
They disappeared.
422
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:09,500
I don't see anyone.
423
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:13,100
They must have climbed into a window.
424
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,900
Into the bedroom.
Garden corner...
425
00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:18,800
Two of them, huh?
426
00:57:21,500 --> 00:57:23,400
Give me two pistols.
427
00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:44,100
Should every chivalrous adventure
raise an alarm,
428
00:58:44,500 --> 00:58:47,800
many families would die out
on the distaff side, my dear.
429
00:58:48,700 --> 00:58:51,000
Captain Varga is a fool.
430
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:55,400
If it weren't for the alarm,
we could have held an engagement feast.
431
00:58:56,900 --> 00:59:00,600
Have you heard that
the margrave's jester is a maiden?
432
00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:07,500
Come to think of it, shouldn't we
apologize to the margrave for the alarm?
433
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,500
Stop it!
You're holding it like a scythe.
434
00:59:32,500 --> 00:59:35,900
Swordmanship is an art. It is a dance.
435
00:59:35,900 --> 00:59:37,900
I won't ask the cuirassiers
to dance with me.
436
00:59:37,900 --> 00:59:40,700
You're a hero but what about Lenka?
437
00:59:40,700 --> 00:59:42,300
Will you give her a sword?
438
00:59:42,500 --> 00:59:47,500
The margrave's coat
will open the gates without a fight.
439
00:59:47,700 --> 00:59:50,900
I've been wearing it far too long.
- Try it once more.
440
00:59:50,900 --> 00:59:52,600
One last time.
441
00:59:52,900 --> 00:59:56,600
What if the margrave's army
is defeated once again?
442
00:59:56,600 --> 01:00:00,300
Well...
- What then?
443
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:03,100
Then we will use our swords.
444
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:07,700
I'll teach you a trick
that will make you unbeatable.
445
01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:10,200
Watch. You start with a cry of warning.
446
01:00:11,100 --> 01:00:13,200
Elare! Fiddle tiddle!
447
01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:15,000
Stick!
448
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:22,200
I've learned it from the king
of Italian swordsmen.
449
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:24,000
I gave him two threescores of groschens.
450
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:27,000
You've wasted your money.
451
01:00:40,900 --> 01:00:44,800
Elare! Fiddle tiddle! Stick!
452
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:04,300
Nonetheless, the god of war is vicious.
453
01:01:04,500 --> 01:01:08,500
And this time, the emperor
gave the king a thorough licking.
454
01:01:21,100 --> 01:01:25,700
Wine is to my taste,
455
01:01:25,900 --> 01:01:29,900
wine is my best friend.
456
01:01:30,900 --> 01:01:34,900
Without wine I'd be a waste.
457
01:01:35,700 --> 01:01:38,100
A musketeer belongs...
458
01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:11,400
The emperor's envoy.
459
01:02:18,100 --> 01:02:20,900
Vivat Victoria!
460
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:36,400
Go, go.
461
01:02:38,100 --> 01:02:40,000
You lost!
462
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,700
Open the door.
463
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:50,900
You'll wait here for your master.
464
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:02,400
The keys!
465
01:03:05,900 --> 01:03:07,700
Give me the keys!
466
01:03:07,700 --> 01:03:09,400
What kind of a fool do you think I am?
467
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:11,600
Give them to me!
468
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:07,800
Our army is coming.
469
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,500
Our army!
470
01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:12,200
Close the gates!
471
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:14,900
Don't let anyone out!
472
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,300
Not even a mouse.
473
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,300
What should we do now?
474
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:25,900
What I should've done a long time ago.
475
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:33,500
Arms!
476
01:04:36,700 --> 01:04:39,200
I'll teach him a lesson!
477
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:02,200
Forward! Forward!
478
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:05,800
Forward! Fight!
479
01:05:56,500 --> 01:05:59,300
Hurry up. Go on. Don't be scared.
480
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:06,600
Forward, soldiers!
481
01:06:06,900 --> 01:06:08,600
Hurrah!
482
01:06:11,900 --> 01:06:13,600
Fight!
483
01:06:13,900 --> 01:06:16,400
Show him what you can!
484
01:06:36,100 --> 01:06:37,900
Forward!
485
01:06:38,100 --> 01:06:40,600
Forward! Fight!
486
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:52,100
Help!
487
01:07:01,300 --> 01:07:04,000
Sound the horn, beat the drum!
488
01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:07,300
Call all the men. Get the margrave!
489
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:45,200
Splendid!
490
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,200
Well done, soldiers.
491
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:52,500
Chase him like a rabbit!
I am proud of you.
492
01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:01,100
Batter him! Batter him!
493
01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:28,500
Enough, lads!
Your soup will get cold.
494
01:08:34,700 --> 01:08:39,500
Don't! You mustn't do that!
495
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:43,000
It's against my orders!
I will have you locked up!
496
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:46,500
Do you hear me?!
Throw away the spoons!
497
01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:49,100
Where is your honour?
498
01:08:49,300 --> 01:08:52,200
Do you want to drown it in pea soup?
499
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:55,100
Would you like some soup?
500
01:08:55,900 --> 01:08:59,300
Throw away the spoons
and grab your swords. Avanti!
501
01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:01,600
Forward! Fight!
502
01:09:01,900 --> 01:09:05,000
Can't you hear me?!
Fight!
503
01:09:06,900 --> 01:09:11,400
Dollop means more
to them than knightly glory!
504
01:09:13,700 --> 01:09:16,800
Can you see the army?
505
01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:18,700
It must be having lunch.
506
01:09:18,700 --> 01:09:21,500
I see steam from pots.
507
01:09:21,500 --> 01:09:23,900
They're having lunch?!
508
01:09:23,900 --> 01:09:26,400
That's treason. They will pay...
509
01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:48,400
Hail Mansfeld, long live the king.
510
01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:52,700
Hail Mansfeld, hail Mansfeld.
511
01:09:52,700 --> 01:09:55,800
Hail! Hurrah!
512
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:59,700
Long live the king, long live the king!
513
01:10:01,700 --> 01:10:04,800
Hurrah! Follow me!
514
01:10:34,900 --> 01:10:36,900
Open the gates!
515
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:39,600
Open the gates!
516
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:41,700
Hurry up!
517
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:44,700
Hurry up.
518
01:10:47,700 --> 01:10:51,000
Your order has been fulfilled,
Your Highness.
519
01:11:09,300 --> 01:11:13,000
What's taking you so long?
- I'm not leaving without gold.
520
01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:17,000
I can't leave it all here.
- We'd better be going.
521
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:20,500
Why hurry? We're in command now.
522
01:11:33,900 --> 01:11:35,700
Do as you think fit.
523
01:11:35,700 --> 01:11:37,800
Close the gates!
524
01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:40,100
Hurry up!
525
01:11:54,900 --> 01:11:57,700
You haven't won yet, Captain.
526
01:12:05,400 --> 01:12:08,400
Our army is marching towards us!
527
01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:12,000
I can see a cloud of dust.
- You're talking nonsense!
528
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:16,000
I'll have you locked up!
- You won't. The emperor's army is here.
529
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:18,500
Our army.
530
01:12:18,700 --> 01:12:22,500
You can see it? - I can.
- Well? - More than well.
531
01:12:24,300 --> 01:12:27,800
Tell me what you see now?
- I can't see a thing.
532
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:31,400
Do you see it or not?
- I don't see it.
533
01:12:31,900 --> 01:12:35,900
Do you hear him, Captain?! He can't see
a thing. It's a false alarm.
534
01:12:36,900 --> 01:12:39,200
Open the gates!
535
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:49,900
Go on, I'll catch up with you.
536
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:53,900
Hurry up, fellas!
537
01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:48,600
Help! Help!
538
01:13:52,300 --> 01:13:56,000
Can anyone help me?!
539
01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:59,600
Help!
540
01:14:01,100 --> 01:14:03,200
Help me, hurry up.
541
01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:06,300
Can anyone help me?!
542
01:14:14,900 --> 01:14:17,600
Stand here and push.
543
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:32,900
Volunteers.
544
01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:37,500
A jester?
545
01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:40,400
What will the enemy say
if they see jesters in our files?
546
01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:42,900
The war is no tomfoolery.
547
01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:47,500
It's the rebel again.
548
01:15:47,500 --> 01:15:50,200
But his regiment perished
to the last man.
549
01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:54,700
The emperor wouldn't like a man like him
roaming the world, would he?
550
01:15:54,700 --> 01:15:57,400
History must not be deceived.
551
01:15:59,300 --> 01:16:01,100
Hang him!
552
01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:11,900
Set to work, hangman.
553
01:16:32,900 --> 01:16:34,800
Ouch.
554
01:16:42,900 --> 01:16:44,800
Let go, let go.
555
01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:55,700
Deserters!
556
01:16:55,700 --> 01:16:59,400
They're running away. Help!
557
01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:38,600
Help me! Somebody.
558
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:41,300
Can anyone help me?!
559
01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:49,900
How is it going?
560
01:17:50,100 --> 01:17:52,000
Miserably, huh?
561
01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:54,600
There are not many peasants left.
562
01:17:55,100 --> 01:17:57,800
I used to belong
to the press-gang once.
563
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:00,500
How much do they pay
you for a recruit now?
564
01:18:00,700 --> 01:18:02,800
It's not even worth mentioning.
565
01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:05,900
Where did you get this?
566
01:18:05,900 --> 01:18:08,400
Some fellow left it here.
He travelled with a jester.
567
01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:12,000
What? A jester? You rogue!
568
01:18:15,500 --> 01:18:18,400
CAMP OF MUSKETEERS
569
01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:33,500
What on earth were you thinking!
570
01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:35,500
Drinking wine on guard, eh?
571
01:18:36,100 --> 01:18:38,200
They could hang you for this.
572
01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:42,400
Who would hang us?
There's nobody here.
573
01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:46,200
They all went in pursuit of the enemy.
574
01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:49,900
In pursuit of deserters.
575
01:18:50,100 --> 01:18:54,100
What a hunt!
576
01:18:54,700 --> 01:18:57,000
Let's drink to the deserters.
577
01:18:57,200 --> 01:19:00,300
Who are they chasing?
How many deserters?
578
01:19:00,500 --> 01:19:03,800
They were... - How many?
- Two. - Two?
579
01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:06,800
One and a half. A jester...
- A jester?!
580
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:09,500
...isn't a full man.
581
01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:12,000
Wait.
582
01:19:16,100 --> 01:19:18,400
Gee! Gee!
583
01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:27,000
Cheers, shooters!
584
01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:16,800
Elare! Fiddle tiddle! Stick!
585
01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:36,200
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