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Previously on "Below Deck Adventure."

It's going to be a quick, 24-hour charter.

We're excited at having you here.

Cheers!

Just clean up after yourselves, please.

We don't need a babysitter to come in here

and tell us every time. - Yeah, you do.

- No, we don't. - Actually, you really do.

Lead deckhand?

More like a lead dickhead.

Kasie just tells me, Jess is moving cabins tonight.

When will you be ready?

Better do what she wants to do.

We are preparing just some little snacks for you

to pick at when you finish horse riding.

And then you're going to come back on board

and lunch will be ready for you.

- OK, cool. - They don't need a snack.

They're going to eat, they're going to go horse riding,

they're gonna come back for lunch.

I'm not going to around with the snack.

It's a silly idea. - That's what they discussed,

and it makes me look bad when they get off the horses

and there's no food.

OK, well you can figure that out.

They're not going to need a snack

when they get off the horses. I'm making--

They will. That's what they discussed,

and that's what we just discussed.

Can you just prepare something for them

- I'll think about it-- - When they get off the horses?

When I'm finished making pizzas.

You decided to make pizzas now.

Maybe take the pizzas to the snack.

No, Faye, I'm starting pizzas now.

So you're going to do what you got to do.

I've got to do what I've got to do.

OK. And we discussed what you were going to do

is prepare me some snacks-- - Stop making noise.

When they get off the horses.

Shh. You roll with the guests.

Not with what you want, with what the guests want.

I know what my guests want before they even mention it.

And I know, once they finish horseback riding,

they're going to want something to graze on.

And it is exhausting. I just know that every time

I ask for something, there's going to be a war.

Can I take a cheese board? - Perfect.

Take what you need to take. - OK.

Um, I'll come down and get that in a minute.

Yes.

Cheers.

Yes, very much all getting pregame.

Here's some platos.

Can I help you with anything else, Faye?

Um, yeah. Cheese board.

Do you want to just take it like this?

This is lovely. I can make this work.

It's us on this horse a little tipsy.

I hope my horse is pretty.

I don't want to gallop.

Just a tink, tink, tink, tink, tink, tink, tink.

That's what I want to do.

- Um, Lewis? - Yes.

My idea is two people go horse riding.

I'm going to nominate Oriana.

Maybe we'll stick Nathan on a horse.

Oh, please put Nathan on a horse.

OK, if you can give me someone

to prepare the drinks and snack.

- Mike, this guy here. - OK.

I wouldn't trust that.

No, I'm not sure I trust that either.

He's really good if you tell him what to do.

Mike is, to me, useless,

but he does make us giggle from time to time.

So whatever, just--

Roll with it.

Don't use any fancy words like "napkins."

Stand by for three shackles, please.

Release, release, release.

Releasing three shackles.

That's three to the water line.

Up and down. - OK, guys. Thank you.

Yeah, that's a good one.

- We're done? - Anchor ball up, please.

Do you think we all get our own horse,

or, like, it's sharing?

No, we're definitely getting our own horse.

- We get our own horse. - What?

Sharing a horse?

You've got Bloody Mary.

You've got the garnishes.

You've got the cheese board.

Ice, and then I'm done.

Let's get this tender out.

Bon voyage.

- Go for it. - See you later.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Interior, interior.

Lewis, main deck up, please.

Guests are about to depart.

- All right, ready to go fast? - Let's do it.

Whoo! Faster!

That's it. That's max.

So glad we got to do this today.

All crew, I've dropped the guests off at shore,

and I'm coming back inbound, six minutes.

Copy, Lewis. Thank you.

This is team A. Let's go, team A.

A Team. A Team.

Oh, I'm excited.

Today's adventure is we're going

to take the guests horseback riding.

They're going to go along the most rugged terrain.

Look at that waterfall. My gosh.

It is stunning.

It's a part of Norway that is just pristine.

It's a true journey back in time.

Yee-haw!

Yay!

Never approach the horse from behind,

so, unless you want to get kicked in the back.

Here we go.

Ooh. Ooh. Thank you.

Welcome to Kjellbotn and all our Icelandic horses.

Whoo-hoo.

Hey, sugar.

Have anybody of you ridden before?

- We have one or two no's. - Awesome.

Can I ask, what's the fastest will we be going with them?

We will be trotting or something

that's called tolting.

That's a specific pace for Icelandic horses.

Ooh, okay.

- Ooh! - Ooh.

It's pretty smooth.

I think Nathan should try that.

Oh, that's a good one.

- That's a lot of stuff, man. - Oh, my God.

How am I going to carry these anywhere?

I don't know. Fingers crossed.

Faye, Lewis, can you come to the swim platform please?

I'm going to depart you now.

OK, coming.

I think I'm going to bed.

I got to be up in the middle of the night.

OK.

Have a good night.

Are we in a big rush?

Always in a rush.

Tender departing with Mike and Faye.

Whoo!

Thanks, Lewis.

- You're very welcome. - Oh, my God.

I'll take that blue one because it's light.

OK.

So I think we could get in.

I think that's the barn we're going in.

This is nice.

Oh, look at this.

Oh, my goodness.

Nice little area that Jess could have cooked some food.

It smells like Green Acres farm.

I love it. This is my happy place.

Go ahead and pick one,

and we will switch it up if needed.

- I'll go with her. - This one?

- Is it a girl? - Yeah.

Uh, yeah?

Don't eat any of the food because there isn't enough.

Can you put the bread in that bowl for me?

Thank you.

All right, everyone, we will try to step on, all right?

Yeah.

I need another helper.

Yours doesn't want you to get on top?

Yeah, there you go.

- All right? - Oh, God.

They're trying to play, and I don't got time.

All right, people, forward.

All right, let's go.

Ooh.

Come on, buddy.

I rode competitive equestrian

in high school and college, so giddy up.

That's what I say to Lewis every night.

You all look like Vikings.

Yeah, you do look like Vikings.

Oh, my God. I am shook.

Kyera, do not spook the horse, please.

What else you got going on?

Cut them buns.

Put that hummus in a bowl, butter.

Make it look nice.

Make it look nice?

- How are you feeling? - I need to get off.

I don't--I don't like this. - You don't like it?

- I'm shaking. I'm shaking. - Stop.

They're asking for us to stop.

We have someone who wants to stop.

Come on, buddy.

Sorry.

No, no, it's OK.

Do you not like the horse, or you're just not--?

You're shaking? Here, come on.

Let's get off.

I'll just walk.

You are shaking, girl. You're almost done.

You're almost done. Here.

All right. Sorry.

- You OK? - No, no, no, it's OK.

OK, so turn your horses around.

So I'll get them back, tie them up, and then we'll go.

I think Faye may have some Bloody Marys waiting.

That might help you calm your nerves a little bit.

What time is the lunch going to be?

Right when they get back.

Sunset's at quarter past 8:00.

Whenever they get back, Lewis.

We're going down this?

- Lean back. - OK.

Lean back.

Ooh, lord.

One minute ago from Jess, "Where are we at with lunch?"

Like, I don't----ing know.

Just say guests are still not here.

We should just laugh off lunch.

If they're not going to come back here expecting lunch,

I think we just turn lunch into dinner.

But then have snacks prepared.

- So that's fine. - Yeah.

I don't know what is keeping Faye.

We had a plan, but I think she's just

trying to with me.

So I'm making the call. Lunch is over.

It's time to prep for dinner.

Is this for crew?

Mm-hmm.

Really?

Mm.

I wish I knew how long they would be.

How long? Oh, my God.

A few minutes?

Unpack these cheeses for me.

Does this white stuff peel off the brie?

No, keep it on.

This needs to go over here.

I'm not the chef, but I cannot let my guests

go hungry after their excursion.

So I will put together every pre-packed item on the boat.

It just would have complimented what Jess had done.

Hello.

We have arrived. - Just you two?

Just us two.

What happened?

How come you're back on foot?

I wasn't comfortable.

Oh, fair enough.

Drinks and food sounded a lot better.

Oh, yeah.

I could eat a rib right now.

Yeah, me too.

Definitely a meal and a cocktail or something,

you know?

Sure, in case it rains.

There we go. I think that's about it.

I see horses. They're here.

Hello.

We found you, Faye.

Hello, darling.

We made it.

She did well. She was really good.

Yeah?

She's a good girl.

So can you dismount?

Is that the right word?

There you go.

Yes.

All right, you can bring the horses to us.

I definitely need a massage.

So we've turned the barn into a Bloody Mary station

where you can make your own.

Yeah.

So yeah, you can create your own.

There's an example there.

OK.

Or there's beer, or there's cider.

I'm sorry, snacks?

I need some food.

That little horse ride was getting long.

This looks delish.

Like, no, now we're on a diet.

In a little bit.

Aww.

I knew this would happen.

I just knew it. I could feel it coming.

But did they love it?

What happened with that?

You didn't want to give me any food.

Oh, my God.

I'm definitely hungry now.

I need some food 'cause that little horse ride

was getting long.

Like, no, now we're on a diet.

Start packing 'em up and we can go ahead and go.

It's like, I don't want to be rude, but--

OK.

All right, let's make our way to the cars.

Sunset is so pretty with those pink skies.

We rode those horses a long way.

But I loved when we did the sprinting.

We got them to do the, like, Icelandic walk.

Oh, cool. A tolt?

It was so good. Yeah, it was cool.

Really?

On to chariot number two.

All right, cheers, y'all.

Hi.

You look like a captain, there, Lewis.

Put as much weight on my hand as you need.

Hello. Oh!

Your drink?

Yes.

So we've got spiced hot chocolate.

I made it with oat milk.

- Hot chocolate! - Wow.

Job one, get into your blacks, please.

Is everyone happy, or can I get you anything else?

Oh, I like your hat.

You look--you're wrecked.

- Mm. - Long, long, long day.

But did they love it?

Yeah.

It wasn't that there wasn't a lunch.

It was that there was a----ed up--

I cooked everything that was ready for lunch.

Except actually--

Yeah, but lunch should have been offboard.

OK, well, what happened with that?

You didn't want to give me any food.

Oh, my God.

Really?

I'm not even getting into that.

That is pathetic.

Well, it's not. It's true.

Holy--can't even go there.

Like, the guests didn't get food because you

organized the thing so badly.

Like, sorry, but no.

Can I borrow you for a second? - Yeah.

She's now blaming the whole--

she's like, you didn't give me food for lunch.

Like, she's completely spinning this whole story.

Did she just say it just in person,

or it was there other people around?

No, she said it in the crew mess in front of everyone.

Like, just tacky behavior.

I just want these girls to cooperate.

We're just about there.

Get on.

Let's cross that finish line.

Yeah, thank you.

What's our schedule going to be like, boss?

Do you want to set up these Bluetooth headphones for me?

I'm not very good at things like that.

Michael.

Ooh.

Kasie, Michael was amazing today.

Was he?

He gets the award.

How do you feel about that, Lewis?

Send it to the top in-- in writing.

This was fun, but I gotta go shower.

Faye, Faye.

Go ahead.

Could you please come to the bridge?

Copy. OK, hit me with it.

Short and sweet, things are getting

really hectic down in that galley.

Mm-hmm.

I'd much rather be down there,

and it'll kind of deescalate things.

- Yeah, I'm cool with that. - All right.

I didn't want to go to Captain Kerry

and tell him this and tell him that.

But I think he just picks up on what I'm feeling.

He can see I'm working really hard

and trying to cover for her.

So if he can fix situations that I can't, he will.

I'm going to be prepared, make sure she has everything

and--everything needed.

Hey!

Ooh, you look great.

Thank you. You guys do, too.

Put on a red lip. It works.

- Yes. - It's a nice suggestion.

It was a nice suggestion.

Looks good.

So I heard Captain's going to be joining us

tonight in the galley.

Why is he doing that?

He just pulled me to the side and said

he wants to watch my service and stuff.

It's fine.

Here's your red wine.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

What you got from over here?

Mess.

Talk to me. - No, nothing.

All good.

That was not convincing at all.

No, they're just very, very satisfied with their drinks.

Kasie, Kasie, come up.

We're going to serve. - Copy.

I'll be right back. - OK.

So we're good to go.

Should I just stop there, then?

- Yeah. - There you go.

- Thank you so much. - You're welcome.

Because I made her green beans instead.

- No, I have no idea. - Can one of you guys just

do the meat on this one-- - Yeah, can I do this?

- Yeah, it's hot, though. Yeah. - Uh-huh.

It's that ice cream cone.

Sorry, I did that one too big.

- OK, take that. - Mm-hmm.

And then I'll just take this.

- Yup. - Ready?

OK, go.

You did it again, Jess.

- I try. - Wow.

For the lady of the table.

Thank you.

Consistently raising the bar.

For main course this evening,

we have wagyu, grilled asparagus

with a garlic pomme puree with local chanterelles.

And it's non-dairy as well.

Jess.

Can I just also say, I put on my preference sheet

that I don't like asparagus.

And I notice that you gave me

a little green bean situation-- - Yes, ma'am.

Instead of asparagus.

That's the attention to detail for me from my girl.

Wink, wink. OK.

- Like, super kill[ind. - Love it, right.

Thank you. - You're welcome.

What time do you need me up?

Start at 7:00.

Unless I tell you otherwise. - OK.

It's the Beyoncé of the kitchen for me.

OK, I told her.

I'm like, yes.

Because she put my love on top--

- Yes. - in the kitchen.

- OK, cool. - See you in the morning.

- Good night. - It's delicious.

Don't sleep on the little tomatoes.

Quite delicious.

The cleaning lady's saying, wow, you Americans--

- Eat like horses. - Eat like horse--

And then today, I saw that horse eat,

and I said no, ma'am.

I need to leave all of you.

- I stand corrected. - Mm-mm.

- Everything good? - Yeah.

Do you get nervous when I stand over you like that?

I feel you do.

I feel like every time you come up,

you're about to make an announcement.

I actually do have an announcement.

So whenever you guys are ready, head upstairs

for your silent disco.

- Ooh. - OK.

When I'm in the galley, I've got to be the peacekeeper.

It's a UN peacekeeping mission.

No, that was just-- just me breathing.

The chef tones herself down.

Faye smiles more.

Things work.

Sure, I think we could change.

Oh, my God.

Amazing.

Should I close the door and pick out

what we're going to wear? - I think so.

OK, what's on the playlist?

I've got some Caribbean music.

I've got soca. - OK.

Things is weird right now on the deck

with Seth and his big ego.

But I'm glad to be on the inside to be the DJ right now.

Hey. Hey.

Yeah.

Hey. Hey. - Come on, Nathan.

- All right. - Yes.

- Yeah. - Hey.

Hey. Hey. - Whoo!

Oh, lord.

Come on, Island King.

That's it. - Hey, hey.

This is definitely not my first time entertaining people

with my dance moves, you know?

Come back. Now tap the foot.

1, 2, 3, 4.

Ay, ay, ay, ay.

- Whoo! - Yeah.

- That was cardio. - Good night, y'all.

Good night.

Nathan, see you tomorrow.

You guys sleep good, OK?

- Good night. - Good night.

That was a blast.

Good night.

Thanks for everything today, guys.

- Of course. You, too. - Good night.

Sleep well, Nathan.

Thank you for your help today.

Can you do that a little quieter next time, man?

I usually close the door behind me

before I turn the light on.

You have no----ing respect for your roommate

when he's sleeping, man.

I've been tiptoeing in here every time--

Hey, bro? Real talk?

- No, and I-- and-- - Finish sleep, dog.

Finish sleep. Finish sleep because I--

I-- I ain't up for no arguing tonight, seriously.

You have no----ing respect for your roommate

when he's sleeping, man.

I've been tiptoeing in here every time you're sleeping.

Hey, bro? Real talk?

- No, and I--and-- - Finish sleep, dog.

Finish sleep. Finish sleep because I--

I--I ain't up for no argument tonight, seriously.

I ain't up for it tonight.

- Well, all right, well, - ing open the door

a little bit quieter next time.

OK. Next time--

I'm pissed. I'm----ing pissed.

All right, bro, all right.

That dude pissed me off just now.

Who, your roomie?

Yeah,----ing go to bed, dog.

Is Nathan bitching?

Yeah.

I'm serious, cuz.

That's why I had to come in here,

so I could smile a little, man.

Michael.

Why is he still up?

Come here.

Dude, I can't sleep, dog, because I have

a----ing dumb-ass roommate, dog.

Did Seth say something to you just now?

Yes. You all need to know

he's a----ing asshole.

Me and Lewis got lucky.

We just have, like, no roommate beefs at all.

That's because you guys, like, have nothing to say.

I wonder what happened.

So were you there when he came in storming?

Apparently, Seth can't sleep at night,

so he starts swearing at him.

Like day two or three, Seth starts bothering me,

just like, can I be lead deckhand?

I really want to be lead deckhand.

And Lewis was just like, I think--

I heard my name, and I heard lead deck.

Why did you want to be lead deckhand?

Is it about--

I always enjoy being in a leadership role.

I've been in the industry for a long time.

I haven't not been in a leadership role in years.

My opinion was-- it was, like, we probably

could have survived without it.

But I still wanted it.

I feel like if you give a guy with an ego a new title,

they're going to get a bigger ego.

I think we're good here.

All right.

Good morning, Faye.

Good morning, guys.

- How are you? - I'm good.

How are you guys? - Good.

OK, guys, we'll commence lifting anchor.

- Anchor in the pocket. - Copy that.

Anchor in the pocket.

As I stand here in my last few moments

on the "Mercury" yacht,

it's been a fabulous experience.

Fix that face.

All right, deck crew, please change into your whites.

Copy.

Hey, Mike, should we be hanging one on each side?

All right, Seth, can we get this one here

on the port side, please?

Because it's hindering my vision.

One on starboard, one on port.

It pisses me off to no end when I make a radio call,

and there's no answer.

Lewis, Lewis, bridge, please.

Copy that.

Yes, Kerry?

I don't know why he's put two big fenders on one side,

but there should be one on each side at least.

Can you move it over, please?

I'm running out of time here going into port.

Deck crew to bow, please.

Deck crew to bow.

What's going on, mate?

This isn't right.

Lewis is pissed today.

- Well, they're - ing up docking.

That? Just push it. Just push it.

- No, it's port side. - Oh, port side.

I thought he-- - Port side.

Fenders on the port.

Leave one on the starboard, one on the port.

Pull this with me.

What are you doing?

That one stays over the side.

No, he said port side.

One on port, one on starboard.

One on starboard. Just put it down there.

ing hell.

How hard was that?

No, pissed off.

Looks like golden boy isn't perfect after all.

All right, that one's ready to go.

Kasie.

- There you go. - Thank you, love.

One last cocktail.

Distance to floating dock, 12 meters.

OK, let's ease two meters, please.

Ease two meters.

OK.

Just letting you know that we're secure on main deck aft.

Now I'm happy.

Deck team, well done.

I do not want to be back at this port.

It's over.

- We made it. - I love it.

We know how to turn it on.

Back to regular life.

Give you this one so you can roll with that.

Got it?

All right, guys, game time.

- Nice to meet you all. - Thank you so much.

Nice to meet you.

Thank you.

- Thank you. - Thank you so much.

Whoo-hoo.

We had to!

One last one!

Captain, thank you.

Thanks, love.

Thank you so much.

Honestly, this experience was five-star,

you know, treating the Black excellence crew

to a top-tier experience.

And on behalf of me and my crew,

we want to gift you all with this.

- Thank you so much. - All right, thank you.

Thank you so much. - Travel safely.

All right, guys, let's get into our off-charter.

Let's get warm, and then we'll need to meet.

Well, guys, thanks for coming together.

The charter started off extremely tough.

I've had quite a few chats with the crew.

But next charter, we're going to be as prepared as we can.

It's our last one, so we need to work together,

get a game plan, and follow up.

I know we're at the end of it.

We're all ready to go home.

But you're only as good as your last day, right?

Let's have a look at what we've got

in this little bag here, huh?

So guys, we ended up with 129,600 Norwegian crown.

15 grand. - Yeah.

- Very generous. - Thank you.

That sort of tip money for 24 hours almost makes it

worth it to put up with Seth.

I said almost.

All right, guys, so we've got a quick turnaround.

Guests will be on tomorrow at 12:00, all right?

We want to cheers to the next charter.

- Cheers. - Cool.

We're all--yeah.

OK, guys.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

Right, so we'll have a preference sheet meeting

in half an hour, guys.

Heads of department, head up to the wheelhouse

for our final preference sheet meeting.

All right, you look exhaust-imacated.

One last charter.

I've got a good feeling about this one.

"Primary Carol is no stranger to luxury.

"She is a fashion designer and named

"Singapore's most stylish woman.

"They expect high-class, thrill-seeking adventures

with a couture backdrop."

Is it couture? - Couture.

Couture? Couture backdrop.

Yeah.

So the requests. Lewis?

Party themes-- winter wonderland.

This is my kind of thing.

A dress photo shoot, dinner in a cave.

Love a picnic, underground picnic.

So do I when there's all the appliances

to do an underground picnic.

There might be a kitchen there because, look,

they've got a set-up for meals.

Does that not look insanely amazing?

This is not your standard guest adventure.

These guests have requested a picturesque backdrop

for their photo shoot.

So I'm taking them to the mystical marble caves.

It's a gorgeous, beautiful place

full of adventure, and on top of that,

a five-star meal underground.

You guys can do so much here.

Oh, God, this is unbelievable.

Speak for yourself.

I'm going to be there to help.

We'll make it unbelievable.

It's just like a broken record with Jess.

She has literally exhausted me more than I already am.

We can sleep next week.

It's one more charter.

Just----ing suck it up, and let's get on with it.

- Looks good. - OK, let's go.

This is our last charter, guys.

Let's rock and roll.

Thanks, Kerry.

I'm going to go chill in the hot tub.

Exciting. Exciting.

I sent it to Lewis, too.

You're such a----ing asshole.

I think he should know.

- What time are you finishing? - I don't know.

I have to ask Faye.

I was thinking of having some drinks if you're keen.

- Yeah, that'd be fun. - I'm going to get ready.

If you can, let me know. - All right.

We'll go get some drinks together.

OK. I'll ask Faye,

and I'll see what we can do. - Cool.

The time spent with Oriana, it's been fun.

It's been nice, but I don't know

if she's interested in a relationship.

I'm hoping we'll just enjoy each other's company,

and we won't have to have any difficult conversations.

That-- that's what I'm hoping for.

But Oriana's definitely got that horse girl energy.

I can see that.

It's a term given to girls that look after horses.

It can be trouble, horse girl energy,

because it's relentless.

Want some nice white wine?

I've already--I ordered four.

OK.

All right, Faye, three beds are done.

One twin's half done.

Do you want to do that?

Yeah, I think it'd be nice.

It'll be cute.

If I met him on land, I never would have dated him.

But that's the thing about yachting.

You build this little world,

and then that's all you look at.

So you end up creating relationships with people

that you wouldn't expect.

I mean, maybe there's a little bit of romance there,

but it's not, like, I think I'm going to marry him.

All right.

I just can't imagine what you talk about.

- Hey, mate. - Hi.

Let's do a video.

I do miss my kids a lot.

I've been gone two months.

My kids are used to me being away.

When they were first born, I was gone

about 10 months of the year.

And every year after that,

I was home more and more and more.

It's fantastic now that we can do video chats,

so I can see my kids, see them grow.

Am I still frozen?

My boy, he's 12 now.

He's still, like-- he's, "Dad, I love you."

And he's showing pictures of stuff he's learning.

And I'm missing out on that right now.

Bro. I'm not your bro.

I'm your dad.

I'm going to look forward to going back

and seeing him again.

But you know, having--

I never had tears of joy before, you know?

And it's nice.

All right, love you, mate.

Where you going, Lewis?

I'm going for some drinks with Oriana.

Aren't you going to hold the umbrella for me?

No.

Thank you.

Wow.

- Lovely. - Look at this.

Yes, we did. Let's do it again.

Thank you very much.

Do you think you'll miss me after we go, or just Mike?

That's a good question.

Is this a date?

I don't know. You tell me.

- Sure. - Sorry, I couldn't--

I couldn't-- I couldn't hear you.

Is this-- is this a date? - Yes, it's a date.

OK.

So you are going to miss me a little bit?

It'd only be polite.

I'll miss Lewis in the sense where, like,

I did enjoy his company, but I don't think that

it can't be replaced with somebody else's.

No, you're not bad.

You're all right. You're tolerable.

In small doses.

Hey, where's Faye's tea?

Can I do another one of these guys?

- Yes. - Thank you.

Get an espresso Martini if you're tired.

Yeah, I'll have an espresso Martini.

Thank you.

I'll work with you again, Oriana.

- Yeah? - If it happens, yeah.

Yeah?

If we end up on the same boat.

I'll think about it.

Oh, no.

Wow, that's a big espresso Martini.

Cheers to being a good snuggle buddy.

And I'll see you sometime in the future maybe.

I genuinely do like her. She's nice.

And I think you always need a cuddle buddy on a boat.

I'll let you know if I'm over in-- in the States.

Yeah.

Let me know if you ever want to come to New York.

Are you--surely, you'll be down in Florida, no?

You really need to stop calling me Shirley.

Did you really?

I don't know if this is how you like it or not.

No one ever makes me a cup of tea.

I really like Faye.

I would like more one-on-one time with her.

Is there sugar in it?

No, there's not.

I'll enjoy it because you made it.

They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

See, mine is with a cup of tea.

That's the best move he's done all season.

So what's wrong?

I love my job.

And I've tried to be kind to everyone.

And now I don't care anymore.

I'm here to do a job, and I'm going to do my job.

But you'll be in a better place

if you ride with me, Trust me.

I'm ready. I'm riding.

Yeah. We are all tired.

He's always----ing tired.

- Good night. - Good night.

The first jobs for the day--

the lazaret just has to be clean,

towels, put the tender away,

and vinegar and blade everything.

We'll make sure the hot tub's clean.

Oh, good.

We just don't have the manpower to do

everything we need to do.

We just need to focus on the priorities

and do the best we can.

I think we're done.

Jugs.

What's that face?

Is this just now?

Just now.

I sent it to Lewis, too.

You're such a----ing asshole.

Yup.

I think he should know.

I don't know when he found the time.

Enough.

All crew, prepare for guest arrival.

Let's get into whites.

Everyone, white gloves and-- oh!

They're dirty.

How do you guys get them dirty every single time?

Doing dirty things.

Dirty boys doing dirty things.

- Oh. - Last one, guys.

Last one.

Whoo!

Show time.

Hello.

We made it. - I'm Kerry.

- Hi. - Welcome aboard.

Nice to meet you guys. Hi.

- G'day. How are you? - Hi, nice to meet you.

G'day, mate. Good to have you on board.

Hi, Oriana.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

We'd like to welcome you guys aboard "Mercury."

And in beautiful Norway,

we have some exciting adventures.

So please meet Faye.

She'll show you around. - Hi, guys.

Lovely to have you here.

Thanks for having us on board.

OK, so I'm going to take you around the boat.

This is the sun deck.

This is the top level of the boat.

If this isn't working, we'll just take them to--

We only got three more. We're good.

This is bridge deck aft.

This is where most of the time we dine for lunch and dinner.

And I'm going to take you inside.

This is the sky lounge.

This is the party room, guys.

Oh, this is cozy. I like it.

OK, boys are ready to go.

Kerry, Lewis.

We are ready to go. - Excellent.

So this will be the primary suite.

So we have water guns.

Fill them with alcohol.

They're not for water.

Bow to stern, please. Bow to stern.

I have one rule. Have fun.

- Yes! Whoo! - Yes.

All clear astern.

No traffic.

- We made it. - Thank you guys for coming.

Hey, thanks for coming.

And as soon as I clear the entrance,

launch the fenders, please. - Copy that.

- Jess? - Faye?

What's up?

- What time-- um-- - 8:00.

Did you see on the thing that they wanted

a family-style dinner?

So it just means then I can't go too extravagant

with my table decor, then.

Family style gets disjointed.

And also, like, hi, I just put hot food on the plate.

By the time the food gets to the last person, it's cold.

Here you are, your chaser.

Deck crew, you need to change into your blues.

Salud.

Cheers.

- Whoo! - Cheers.

- Ganbei! - Ganbei. Kampai.

Stand by for two shackles.

Standing by for two shackles.

Release.

Two shackles to the waterline.

Chain is up and down.

OK, mate, we're good there.

Thank you.

Let's go.

They want us to fill

these little water pistols with tequila.

Who wants tequila? Who wants tequila?

They've been loaded.

The munitions.

Pick your weapon, sir.

Ahh!

Seth, we need to have a quick chat.

What about?

Don't ask me where it came from,

but I got sent this picture this morning.

Yes?

Which is you asleep in the crew mess at 11:00.

I did that.

I was not asleep.

My eyes were closed, and it was for 10 minutes or so.

The problem was you decided to close your eyes here,

so then everyone saw it.

OK.

That shift-- I can't fall asleep

at 2:00, 3:00, 4:00 p.m.

That's----ing brutal.

I get it.

The other boys do it as well.

Seth's sleeping when he shouldn't be,

so I've got no sympathy.

You're still the lead deckhand.

Keep setting a good example.

Let's end on a positive.

I think he's losing respect across the board,

to be honest, from stews, deckhands.

There's friction developing all around Seth.

- I gotcha. - Thanks.

- You guys have a hair dryer? - What's up?

Yeah.

This is piña colada, mint, and lychee,

lychee and marine, grapefruit lychee.

We're still down here, but the boys are.

- Wow. - Look at you guys.

We go up top, right, for a drink?

You just want to take the stairs up there.

- Thank you. - All right.

Ooh! Can we do this now?

- Cheers first. - Salud.

I feel like when I put on more makeup,

I start to look worse. Is that like a random--

You look so pretty.

What's the ET on these girls?

I'd say 10:00.

- 10:00? - Yeah.

So it's supposed to be just like sash over.

And then this-- this whole piece goes to the ground.

But I don't know how to put it together.

Jess, the cave has a huge kitchen.

I don't give a sh-- about the cave.

Talk to you in the morning.

Do you think they'll be much--

We're betting 10:00 p.m. at the earliest.

Jess, Jess, the guys said that they think the ladies

won't be ready till 10:00

- Salute. - Salud.

Cheers.

Oysters.

There's some oysters there, so have a few drinks.

Then dinner's ready and waiting for you

whenever you are ready.

Can we eat the oysters up here?

- Yeah, absolutely. - Thank you.

- I love oysters. - You guys--

Oh, these are--

They literally have so many of my favorites.

This is amazing.

OK, I've told them dinner is ready whenever they are.

And I know the men are hungry,

but it's a fashion show for them right now.

Oh, I don't even know.

Like, I've completely lost all motivation.

I just don't care anymore.

Like, I'm done.

These guys are super high-profile.

They're going to expect a really high standard.

But waiting around for two hours for dinner--

I can't motivate or inspire myself.

I'm ready to----ing walk off this boat.

Like, I'm just over it.

You say this every time.

I swear, every meal you cook, you say this.

And you still put on a great meal.

What's going on?

- Hmm? - You seem pissed.

Nathan obviously has a problem with me.

But I don't think he has sent the photo by doing a process

of elimination on maturity.

Faye's not going to do it.

Oriana's not going to do it. Had to be Kasie.

Am I wrong?

I don't feel like talking about it.

All right.

We have to go cover up the sundeck right now?

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking because I see--

I feel mist, so I'm going to get a jacket.

I'm going to take a hose up there right now.

I'll be right there, dude.

Dinner is just down the stairs and to the right.

- Everyone's looking fabulous. - Thank you.

- Wow. - Thank you.

Guests are coming down to seat.

OK, this is so cute.

Yeah?

I think because it's late as well.

It's like Jess wants to be bitching at something.

She wants to find a problem.

Does she want to be here?

I'm not too sure.

If that's what she wants to do, then she can get

the off the boat.

I'll try and liven her up a bit.

I don't know.

I don't want her just packing up right now

and the guests not getting their dinner.

But enough's enough.

Enough.

Enough.

Shift, smile, get it done.

Whinging and bitching about it

is not going to fix the problem.

- Beautiful setup. - So pretty.

Oh, thank you. I love doing table decor.

Cute.

Is there anything you want me to take out,

or plate, or anything?

It looks beautiful.

It looks----ing amazing, Jess.

OK. - All right, whoo!

So let's go.

We have the sashimi here.

Wow.

So this one's slightly more spicy than this one.

It has the jalapeños on.

Just pop that there.

Thank you.

That's so good.

Yeah, but I can't.

It's better if I just serve them.

Well, you should have told me I had to replate it

because I don't understand.

Can I offer you some scallops?

Oh, wow, yes.

- Thanks. - This looks amazing.

Oh, shrimp and scallop.

Oh, my God. Can I take a photo real quick?

Yeah.

- Oh! - Yeah.

We usually do it plated, but it was

requested to be family style.

So that's why it's like this.

But tomorrow night, we'll have lots of plates

of beautiful food.

- Thank you. - You're very welcome.

I'll leave this here in case anybody needs any more.

Carol, this has been so fun so far.

Oh, I'm glad.

I'm glad we're all here for dinner.

We're fashionably late.

Look, you guys didn't specify what time zone

we were meeting in, so we were on time in the Czech Republic.

You didn't need to mention it.

Everyone's fine.

They were fine.

Well, you were like, how am I going to do this?

How am I going to do this? How am I--

No, you were like, how am I going to do it?

And I just got a spoon, and went out, and did it.

It was fine.

Would anyone like any more drinks?

If there's the lychee Martini.

OK.

And then can we have five shots of tequila?

Yeah.

Faye, tell me what's going on.

Please let me know.

All right, I'm gonna start doing bridge deck.

I think we can leave--

Leave bridge deck? Yeah.

Wait until they go bed or something.

Or at least, yeah, a little bit longer.

That's cool.

... This is great.

Kasie to the pantry please, if you're not busy.

- What's up? - OK, babe.

Can you do five shots of tequila?

Uh-huh.

Hi.

What's happening with them?

I don't know.

I'm just making drinks.

Well, I finished. I need to know.

She needs to tell me what going on.

So they just ordered shots.

OK.

And I'll ask her if she's going to clear,

and I'll let you know, OK?

I really need them shots, like, now.

They-- they've been waiting too long.

Uh, Jess is, like, crying now.

How do you know she's crying?

She came up here.

I just need to grab more lime, OK?

Why is she crying?

I don't understand why.

So what do you think your superpower is?

Speed eating.

- Really? - I can eat pretty fast.

So we have tequila.

Right?

Oh, oh, oh.

There we go.

The sushi becomes a shot.

OK, so, Jess, what's up now?

Have you burned your hand?

I mean, it went fine.

We got two----ing more days to go.

You think--you think I like being in a bad mood?

Do you think I like being exhausted,

and----ing strung out,

and ugly to people I care about?

No, I don't.

But I'm really----ing tired.

Are you OK?

You look like you're about to cry.

- I am crying. - Oh, what's wrong?

Oh, Jess.

No, I just hate this.

And it brings out the worst in me,

and I just can't anymore.

I just-- - Jess.

Don't want to be here.

I hate it.

I'm tired. I'm drained.

I'm uninspired.

And I'm----ing over it.

I don't care. I'm done.

I hate everything.

Get your sh-- together.

Is Jess OK?

No, she's not.

Is Faye here?

Have you come to help us?

I have come to help you two.

I just want to talk to Faye about tomorrow.

Of course.

Faye, Faye, can you come to the galley please?

Copy, coming.

- Hello. - Oh, hi.

So I won this competition in Singapore.

So I'm, like, their top designer.

I'm showing at Paris Fashion Week.

So this is like the debut of my own brand, Carol Chen.

OK.

And so I wanted to do, like, a campaign shoot.

And I actually created two dresses based on Norway.

So I just want to make sure a photographer was booked.

- Yes. - OK, perfect.

The photographer that you requested

is meeting us at the cave. - Yeah.

About that photographer-- we booked him.

OK.

The models-- who would they be?

The models?

Yeah, we need you guys to model the dresses, please.

I would really love it if you guys could do it because--

I mean, otherwise, I can ask my friends.

But I want them to enjoy their trip.

OK.

Oh, my God.

It's not every day that somebody

asks you to be a model,

especially when you're below five foot.

So on one hand, I'm extremely flattered.

But on the other hand, that means I'm going to be down

two girls on our final excursion.

This is going to be tricky.

And you just need two ladies.

I need two girls, size 4.

OK.

No, not a runway model, more like "Playboy."

I have more of the curves for a "Playboy" than a runway.

It'd be a privilege to wear one of your dresses.

- Thank you. - See you soon.

Enjoy your night. - Thank you.

She wants to showcase her dress on us.

We all look haggard as hell. - We all look-- yeah.

- Good night. - Good night.

Night-night.

Oh, my goodness.

Much better.

I'm sad that I let it get the better of me, but it--

Kerry.

I'm extreme.

I'm intense.

But it's not like I'm throwing knives.

I've never thrown a knife at anyone.

I've never thrown anything at anyone, you know?

Ever.

I'm going to try and not let anything

or anyone get to me tomorrow.

Dinner service didn't go the way I wanted.

I was super irritated, but being snapped at

is not a fun experience for anyone.

Jess, Jess, please meet me in the bridge.

Kerry, I'll be up in three minutes.

Ready for some breakfast?

No, Carol just said just we're going

to start without her, so--

Who needs coffee or anything?

We'll start with coffees. - Yes, please.

Hot chocolate.

Hot chocolate?

In a really big cup.

OK.

Good morning.

Good morning, love.

How you doing this morning?

Everything came to a boiling point for me yesterday.

We are in control of our own feelings.

We have control over how we express ourselves.

It's got to stop.

The girls can't be walking out feeling

like they're walking on eggshells because

it----s their job, all right?

- Yeah. - And it's a big spiral.

She's at her worst when she's needed the most.

I don't care if we only got one day left.

I can't keep being that sounding board

to this----ing ongoing bitching.

I don't want to hear any more.

I don't want to hear any more negativity out of the galley.

You know, it's bordering on intimidation

what you're doing down there.

- Yeah. - I'm not going to accept it.

The way you're talking to the other staff is--

is not acceptable.

People are scared to go in the galley.

Maybe I'm coming to the end of my yachting experience

because this sure as hell doesn't bring me joy anymore.

And my rule, if it's not a yes, it's a hell no.

If it doesn't bring you joy, don't do it anymore.

That gets-- made it very apparent to me

that this is not where I need to be.

This is the opportunity. Just----ing grind.

Now it's up to you. - Can't do that.

I don't-- can't do anything else.

Just over it.

Next time on the season finale

of "Below Deck Adventure"...

Guys, we're entering the cave.

It's so dark. It's like the Midtown Tunnel.

We're going to try the dress on and have a photo shoot

in one of her dresses.

I'm really not, like, model material.

Oh, look at me.

All right, oysters are shucked.

Get the off.

Oh, my God.

This is every chief stew's nightmare.

I'm trying.

Seth, can you come cuddle me?

Oh, baby.

- Yeah. - Yes.