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Previously on "Below Deck Adventure"...

Whoo-hoo!

You're gonna rappel off the wall.

I'm not looking.

The primary guest is hosting her best friends

to celebrate getting engaged to her partner, Jodie.

Uh, oh, I have a hair.

Oh, God.

I'm not going to create a big drama about it,

because what am I going to do?

I can't undo it.

The interior is on a very thin ice.

And I'll let them both come talk to you.

We've been, like, working together

and living together for quite a while.

I don't really want to bunk together.

But it's not fun to have to pack up and move rooms.

That's Oriana.

That's how she packs things.

- Faye's hard to figure out. - Ugh.

She goes quickly between flirty

to super serious.

Still trying to figure out where I can fit in there.

in my radio.

So that's why it's kept on. - Get off the----ing radio.

Get off the radio, Nathan.

What do you think if I was to be lead deck and help you?

If you can get someone to take more of a lead,

then I can have you up here more.

Where's all the chips?

I gave you a chance to shine...

And it's----ed.

It's not a game.

Do you understand this is my job

that's at jeopardy here?

I'm just frustrated by stupidness.

Cheers, my lovey.

It's just putting food in a bag, obviously.

Don't think anyone intentionally left the crisps.

- Were there limes in that bag? - There are.

- Would you mind giving me one? - Here you go.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

both: You did it!

To walking off a cliff.

Whoo!

Wait, Stacey, what did you think?

My eyes were closed for most of it.

We were worried about you.

We didn't know how you were getting down.

- Top it off for the road? - Yeah, absolutely.

Clearly, Faye's pissed off about something.

But it's not about me.

It's not about the chips.

It's about something else that she's dealing with.

Like, you girls need to get your sh-- together.

Our sh-- is together.

Maybe you need to get your sh-- together.

I've actually had enough.

Yeah, we've all had enough of you.

There's sandwiches. There's alcohol.

They just----ing jumped off a cliff.

Relax.

So what do you want to do?

I don't care.

You wanna go get in the hot tub?

Definitely.

Did everyone have enough to eat?

Yes. This was amazing.

- OK. So let's get in the car. - OK.

Ever wonder why my hair is so big?

Because it's full of secrets.

I feel like I have to keep everybody's secrets

just to keep the boat afloat.

The hair from Kerry,

the uneaten sandwiches from Jess.

I just wish somebody would tell me

where the goddamn crisps are.

I bet it was Jess.

Should I just leave this here?

OK.

Mike and Seth will clear up.

They'll clear up and not going to break anything?

OK.

Nathan, Nathan.

Go ahead, Cap.

Copy.

So you guys are going to stay here.

Please try to pack, like, in the easiest way

to get things cleaned as possible.

Cool.

I'm glad you enjoyed your snacks.

Jeez, it's like a bomb went off.

I feel like switching rooms

will keep me from murdering Oriana.

I like things really neat and tidy.

It's one thing to be a bitch, but it's another thing

to be a messy bitch.

Cap, Cap, hot tub and towels all prepared for guests.

I'm not liking this weather.

You all survived, huh?

We survived.

How was the chopper ride?

- It was so awesome. - Yeah?

Yes, please. Thank you.

Oh, yes.

Thank you so much.

What are we supposed to do with the food?

In the bin bag.

We're trashing the food?

Well, we're going to eat what we want--

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. OK.

Lewis, Lewis, could you please

go up to the wheel house?

I'm on my way, Kerry.

Yeah, so weather's sh--.

And I've got bad juju.

12 years ago off the east coast of Italy

at 3:00 in the morning, we got struck by lightning.

We lost all equipment on deck.

We couldn't see where we were going.

Waves breaking over the top deck.

It was pretty scary.

I'm not taking my chances again.

OK, I'm heading up to talk to the guests.

You want to put these in a bag

or throw them in the woods?

Eat them.

Yep.

I'm not chewing enough.

Excuse me.

Me and Seth are pretty much done

whenever you guys have a hand with the pen,

you can come get us.

Bye.

We can do a table in the back seat

and the rest can go right here.

I was so good, seriously, Turner, it was, like,

the best behavior I could have been on.

Yeah.

Just want to give us all an update.

The weather's going to cause us to go to port tonight.

OK.

If I don't go back in tonight,

we're going to be stuck out here.

When we get back to the harbor,

it'll be more enjoyable on deck.

You know, having dinner outside would be nice.

Absolutely. Yeah.

And we'll be at the dock, so I can drink.

Whoo!

All crew, tender inbound

with the supplies from the picnic.

I don't think dinner is out yet or anything.

Oh, no, we just ate.

Deck crew, channel two.

I've got to get this boat going, OK?

The anchor's ready to go when you are, Kerry.

Undo the brake. All right.

Brake is clear. Ready to go.

Anchor in the pocket. - Copy.

Thank you.

Testing ship's whistle.

OK, boys, let's be in blacks.

9:00 blacks.

You changed.

- Yeah. - I missed the strip tease.

Well, it sucks to be you.

Nudity makes me feel uncomfortable.

If you said something like, nudity makes me feel hungry--

Kerry, Kerry.

Copy.

All this sex talk is making me hungry.

And all there is a salad.

What kind of salad would Mike be?

Like Caesar.

Can I be part of a Caesar as well?

I'll be the egg.

- Lewis. - Yep.

What are we doing?

He's flirting.

Let me just shut this door.

Every time I do a picnic or something...

- Yeah. - I just feel a bit let down

by things getting forgotten.

And then last night, something was going on in the galley.

I'm going to have a chat with the girls about a few things.

The interior team are tired.

Everybody's at each other's throats right now.

That's why I'm not telling Kerry about the hair.

I don't want to add any more fuel to the fire.

I just want you to know that I'm dealing with it.

My objective is that I bring my girls together.

I can get over a missing bag of crisps

because I was taught in business that

you put your emotions aside.

If we do not bond as a team, the ship will sink.

Excellent. Thank you.

All right.

We're in the tundra, my friends.

You've got it.

Of course.

OK, guys, we're three minutes out.

Get ready.

Let's get these fenders over, please.

Fenders over.

Jess, Oriana, Kasie,

can I have a brief with you ladies?

Thank you.

What is Faye trying to do here?

Like, I actually have work to do.

I don't want to really be doing this.

Why are we doing this?

Security, security.

This is vessel "Mercury" entering Alesund Harbor.

Nearest hazard is 30 meters.

This feels scary.

Ladies, there's some things we've let slip.

I lost my sh-- today in front of clients.

You forgot stuff.

There was hair in food last night.

OK, I'm going to port wing.

Port wing. - Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

So strong.

Moving forward doing service now,

Hair completely tied back.

2 and 1/2 meters.

Guys, spring ashore please, spring ashore.

All right. Here you go.

Forward spring going ashore from the aft.

Just be a bit more professional,

a bit more nicer to each other.

And let's get through the next two charters.

Tie it?

Yep.

Well done, deck team.

Whoo!

It doesn't matter.

That's the end of story.

Please don't make me lose my sh-- again.

Coming up...

It's going to get rowdy tonight.

All right.

I am purely walking on eggshells

to make sure that Kerry doesn't find out

about this bloody hair.

Uh-oh, Turner 2.0 has got her brush out.

- Can you plait hair? - I'll try.

OK.

Oh, OK. Sure.

Oriana, I'm in the hot tub

waiting on my delicious shots from you.

Copy, Hannah.

Nathan, Nathan and Lewis.

Go ahead, Lewis.

Please come to the bridge.

There is a crew meeting.

Yeah. Copy, copy.

So long at the moment.

You're only as good as your last meal.

So I've got to make sure that the last meal

I serve the guest is memorable.

And hopefully the girls don't it up.

OK, there you go.

- Thank you. - Welcome.

Tonight, I'm doing surf and turf.

Some of them love octopus.

I can do scallops for those that don't.

I'm going to serve it on a "cannelli" bean puree

with a chorizo crumble, because they're really

into this chorizo business.

And then we're going to make the wagyu,

'cause they love it.

You want to touch my muscle?

Next time.

To your engagement.

What time do you want to go to bed, mate?

Send me to bed.

You can go to bed, mate.

No anchor watch tonight because we're stuck in port.

So this is what we do tonight.

Mike, you're midnight.

Seth, you're on the late.

You can really help the stews.

I remember when I used to get in trouble

for helping out the interior.

Now that Lewis and Oriana's all-boat-man stuff--

flip changed.

Let's crack on.

OK, we need to get dressed.

You ready to shower?

You're turning into a prune.

Thank you, ML.

The primaries want to celebrate gay pride.

So I want this to be a really colorful ambiance

for tonight's party.

The fact that last night's dinner

didn't go as smoothly as we planned it.

Oh, can I have some of them in my hair?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We have to make sure that my guests are blown away.

Oh, like a little rainbow.

I know you're busy as hell.

I'm just crisping it.

So half an hour.

That's fine.

I'll probably go to bed soon-ish.

I'll leave it in your capable hands.

Which one of our hands are capable?

All of them.

Are there more cool bags that have to go down to the--

It on me?

Hell, yeah, I like it.

Wait, we get them for the night?

I'm not one for bad weather, but if this means the boys can

finally help out without bitching and moaning,

then I'm all for it.

Just show them how to make a bed fold.

Are you ready for some dinner?

Yes.

Do you want to do the bed?

I'm going to try.

Does anybody want any champagne

or cocktails or mocktails?

- Champagne. - Some champagne, please.

Yeah? Yeah? OK then.

Oh, Turner 2.0 has got her brush out.

I thought I might need it again.

So, Faye, if there's a hair, it's Shelby's not--

Yeah.

I am purely walking on eggshells

to make sure that Kerry doesn't find out

about this bloody hair.

- Thanks for having me. - Yes.

Ah.

I will get through this charter.

It's going to get rowdy tonight.

All right.

All right. Did you...

OK.

- Girls, I'm starting to plate. - OK.

- You feeling froggy, huh? - I mean...

Oh, boy.

Why y'all hating on froggy?

- Really? - I've heard it.

She's like, it means spicy.

And I'm like, well, why don't you just say spicy?

'Cause it's not as fun.

Just like having social intercourse

is better than "let's talk."

That's awesome.

OK, so I smooth it out.

Yeah, and then I take both the sheet and the duvet,

and I pull it down a little bit.

Tuck underneath the mattress.

Oh, my God.

Now you know what it's like to be a stew.

Oh, stupid.

Oh, sh--. .

Did you turn it on?

Hey, I've never used those before.

I didn't know it was going to do that.

What side do you want what on?

Octopus on the left.

OK.

Oh, my God. What's that?

What was that?

Ah. Yes.

Thank you so much. Beautiful.

All right. Look at that.

So to start this evening, we have "cannelli" bean puree

with scallops or octopus,

chorizo chips, and a gremolata.

- Yum. - It smells delicious.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

I'm going to have to unbutton my top button after this.

Wow. Those scallops are bomb.

That's very good, that octopus.

And the chorizo, whoo!

Any boys available to do dishes, please?

Copy.

It was so good.

Jess, come in.

Starter plates have been cleared.

Mikey, will you just ready the girls

and tell them that I'm plating.

Steward department, the cook is plating the food.

- Chef. - The chef is plating.

Copy. We'll be right down.

They got engaged in Breckenridge in the mountains.

It was snowing. - Oh, wow.

It was, like, slowly snowing.

She has a Husky.

I have a Pomsky.

- You have a Pomsky? - Oh, that's a great dog.

- Yes. - Shut up.

What's--what's their name?

His name is Benny, I rescued him.

And he doesn't look like a little Pomsky.

He looks like a Husky.

So they reckon they actually bred two Pomskies...

And he's perfect size.

My daughter can carry him.

He's gorgeous.

Oh that looks nice and colorful.

Kerry needs a well done one.

I'm going to give this.

What a baby.

Okay, let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

- The queen. - The queen.

For our main course this evening,

we have a spinach and truffle risotto

with beef filet, grilled asparagus,

a red wine jus, and a Parmesan crisp.

- Yeah, Jess. - Thank you.

She's not messing around.

So good. - Yeah.

This is my death row meal.

Mmm.

I love steak.

Mmm. There's so much to it.

It's amazing flavor.

Not half bad, I'd say.

So is your girlfriend back in Florida?

Yeah. Yeah, she's from Turkey.

I prefer chicken.

I couldn't resist, sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

I'm going to bed.

I'm going to sleep. - Goodnight, babe.

Thanks for your help today.

We really appreciate it.

Agreed.

Lovely.

I think you should hook up with Seth.

I haven't been hooked up with a dude

in so frigging long.

I think he'd be very generous in bed.

I think so too, actually.

I think he'd actually be very good in bed.

If you want it, you can get it.

Faye's been really frazzled lately.

I would love for Seth to unfrazzle her.

I'm a good wingman.

Sorry.

Coming up...

You want me to take egg orders now or not?

I'm just asking. Yes or no?

Use your brain, lady.

This was the meal.

She's a phenomenal chef.

Thank you so much.

- Oh, it just started to rain. - Good timing.

All right we're going in?

Let's go.

Turner, will you get my hairbrush?

- Yes, I sure will. - I'm going down to bed.

I love you all. Good night.

Hey, sexy lady.

Are you going to wash on wash off?

Wax on, wax off?

Yeah, you're good at that.

Thank you all. Good night.

Oh, good night.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

I'm just going to get between your legs there.

Go for it.

No, I need to go this way.

OK.

Seth is a hot guy and he does have

this charm and confidence.

I'm going out of my way to really try to help,

especially you though.

What, helping me?

Yeah, I've been trying to.

But I haven't had that "wow" conversation with Seth yet.

So I'm still unsure.

I just want a happy crew that work.

Good night.

Have a good night.

It was a good night.

Deck crew, deck crew. Lewis.

Just got a quiet morning, so let's tidy up the decks.

Hey, how's everything going?

Better now that you're here.

Can I get a Dr. Pepper, just a little bit on ice?

Of course. Yeah.

And I'll do a mimosa, please.

- OK. - Thank you.

Sounds good.

That's a Shelby pour.

- Oh, yeah. - Thank you.

Oh, where did those come from?

Still unpacking from the----ing picnic.

Oh, and here's all the chips.

Look.

No way.

These are clean.

Michael, do you know where this bag came from?

Which bag?

It was part of the provisions from the picnic.

I see it's got your chips in it.

That's what we were looking for the whole day.

I don't know where it came from or where it was.

I still can't believe after everything I've been through,

Jess treating me like garbage all season,

the one time I actually break down and cry

is over a missing bag of crisps.

So embarrassing.

How long do you need before--

I'm just going to make the hollandaise.

...for breakfast.

Listen to me.

Are the guests sitting at the table

and there's nothing on the table?

Like, what is wrong with people?

It's unfortunate that we can have a lovely evening

and everyone can work well together,

but then back to the drawing board.

There's just no communication.

And that's why I am now getting a little bit fierce.

It's just not--

where is she? - I don't know.

What are you doing, bud?

They found the bag with the chips in it.

The bag we forgot?

I actually found it. It was in here.

But it was in a bin bag.

So we----ed up. That's on us then.

It was in a bin bag.

I wasn't looking for bin bags.

...and probably a little bit too much sometimes.

It doesn't help me out a lot in life,

but in this situation, it's just crisps.

Faye, you need to communicate with me, please.

You didn't tell me that the guests were coming down.

You didn't tell me anything. - I did.

I radioed. Where's your radio?

Maybe it's--

It's here.

Jess is always blaming someone else,

and she talks to people like sh--.

I'm----ed off.

Fruit, fruit.

So do you need two of us in here for breakfast?

I'll leave.

I'm going to go look at cabins, blah, blah, blah.

You can feel, like, the energy shift.

Just leave me out of it.

Would you like me to take orders yet or not?

I'm just asking. Yes or no?

Use your brain, lady.

- Hey. - So we've got eggs Benedict.

Any special requests?

Oh, is it lobster Benedict?

Yeah, but we're going to--

Just do regular eggs Benedict.

- Yeah. - Perfect.

Thank you.

So Mike just wants a normal eggs Benedict.

Oh, look at those. Got that bacon.

- OK. - Yum.

Beautiful.

Ooh.

Overall, I'm so happy with the way the charter went.

It wasn't easy, especially where

Jesse's attitude is concerned.

But Kerry doesn't know about the hair.

The guests are just so bubbly and happy.

I'm pinching myself.

Thank you, Faye.

All crew, guests will be departing at noon today, noon.

Everybody in whites in 15, please.

Everybody in whites in 15.

Hello, ladies.

Oh, thank you.

All right, guys, let's line her up.

Someone got Jess?

- I'm not cold. - I love it.

- What is that? - A babushka.

You can really have it.

Really?

I love a babushka.

- Yeah. Oh. - Here.

Yes!

Ready?

Here we come.

Oh!

I just spoke to her. I'm coming to the wedding.

Yes. Yes.

- Cap. - Ahh.

Oh.

It was great having you aboard.

Thank you. It was so great to be here.

Well, we thought it was going to be hard

to top our engagement.

But I think that the helicopter ride and the rappel,

and you guys being so lovely just

really might have outdid it?

Yeah, I mean I know we had a couple hairs in the food.

Sh--.

I'm sure you guys were panicking in the back.

We did not see it.

What the ?

This is for you guys.

- Thank you so much. - You're welcome.

Bye, guys.

Bye. Safe journey.

If you can't trust your crew...

then there's a problem.

So I need to get to the bottom of this immediately.

All right, guys, let's get in our off-charter uniform.

I'll meet you back here in an hour.

All crew, all crew.

Aft deck meeting in five minutes.

Meeting in five minutes.

I'm stressed.

I've got to be honest, guys.

I'm not 100% happy with his trip.

I'm standing there next to the charter guests

and I find out there was hair in the food.

I felt like a damn clown.

The guests expect the captain to know about everything.

It affects how fat this thing is.

I'll tell you right now, it's not very fat.

It speaks for itself.

Obviously, for me it was very frustrating

and mortifying at the same time.

So I was pissed about it.

We just wrapped it up, put a bow on it,

and chucked in the " it" bucket.

I understand that.

But if they thought it was dealt with,

they wouldn't have made a joke about it at the end.

OK.

It's not a matter of me trying

to get involved and discipline anybody over it.

We've all been doing this long enough

to know that sh-- happens.

But I need to be aware.

Yeah. Sh-- happens.

But why are the girls serving food with their hair down?

It was not my hair.

But at the end of the day,

what motivates me are the guests.

They loved the food. I did my job.

They're happy.

So 139,800 Norwegian crown.

So 16,165 U.S. dollars.

So it gives us 1,347 each.

But I don't know, it just seems like on the deck side,

it's like first week again.

Sir, [inaudible]. It just keep sounding like

I have an [inaudible] in my--

Stop----ing talking.

Get off the----ing radio.

I know we're getting towards the end of the season.

But you're only as good as your last day, right?

So I do want to talk to Seth.

I see you're finding your way with the crew.

I like your attitude on deck.

So I'd like you to be the lead deckhand.

Thank you.

What Seth can bring to the table

is where Lewis is lacking,

and that is being less friendly.

He came from a boat being a captain.

And if I've got anyone that can help get

these guys into shape, it's Seth.

And I'm getting Lewis more opportunity

to be in the wheelhouse.

It's a win-win.

- Good job, Seth. - Thanks, guys.

This definitely feels good that Kerry and the team

have recognized my skill set.

Now that I'm lead deckhand, things are going

to be a little bit different on deck.

They're going to see who I really am.

Let's make it an early night

because we have guests arriving tomorrow.

All right, guys.

Next charter, we survived.

Faye, Faye, could you please come up to the wheelhouse?

Copy that.

Everything gets rinsed,

just flats and shinies get washed.

OK.

Yes.

Hi.

Come sit down.

Why didn't anyone tell me about this hair in the food?

I can't believe that I've been pulled

into the wheelhouse just because

I'm trying to cover for somebody

that treats me like crap.

I'm done.

I'm not taking any more of Jess's sh--.

I wanted to sleep on it, see how to deliver it to you.

And I knew that if I told you during service,

and you went in hard on her, she would fall apart.

All I would have done is spoken to the guests.

We're all here to do a job, but if we're going

to be a team, you need to communicate

with me, all right? - Hm.

Thanks, love.

I'm going to power through this.

Anyone need a toilet roll for their cabins?

Yes. Thank you.

We're on our last roll.

- Are we? - What time is it?

Guys.

I don't even notice.

My nightmare is, I've reached for it and it's not there

and I'm like, oh, my God.

That's why I always bring my radio in the bathroom.

Heads of department, please meet me

in the ridge for the preference sheet meeting.

All right, preference sheet time.

- All right. - Yeah.

- Thank you. - They're so glamorous.

- Wow. - Yeah.

Love the hair.

Primary guest Arianna has her own

luxury hair extension company.

Told you her hair looked good.

Hey, I could talk to her, huh?

This group of college friends are excited to reunite

and relive their glory days.

She wants to take it back old school

and celebrate an elevated version

of HBCU,

Historically Black Colleges and Universities.

And it's going to be a quick 24-hour charter.

Hmm.

So she wants to do a homecoming on this charter.

I went to an all-girls school.

We didn't have dances and there's no kings about.

And I definitely wasn't any princess.

Let's have a look at their itinerary requests.

Lewis. - Their adventure requests

are horseback riding.

There's a horseback riding adventure

near one of our anchorages.

This should be an amazing excursion.

Horseback riding in the mountains of Sunnmore.

It's a total different part of what we've been seeing.

I mean we've been seeing fjords and so forth.

But the Western portion of Norway is gorgeous.

This is the freshest air they'll ever breathe in

in their lives.

There's a place there

that we can do something food-wise.

The barn is like a modern-- looks traditional--

Oh, nice, I love a modern barn.

So if it's raining, we're fine.

Here you go. Here's the barn.

Oh, it's lovely!

Look at that! That's really nice.

- Yeah. - Let me see where the...

That does look like a nice living--

what in the is that?

Right, how far you going through my phone?

Not that far.

Settle.

- Okay, we got it. - Thanks, team.

Thank you.

Faye, Faye, Kasie.

Copy that.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

I'm going to show you how to play foosball.

- Yo, yo. - Sethy! What's up?

Um, see, you and I are gonna have

two totally different styles.

So I'm gonna have to pull them aside and be like,

"Look, I'm your boss." - Mm.

"If I tell you to do something,

you're gonna do it, and then we can question it later."

Seth's clearly motivated.

If he wants to teach Mike and Nathan some things,

it's a weight off my shoulders.

If you feel like you need to do that.

We're here to get the job done

as well as we can get it done.

I know what you mean. I'd just be delicate.

I could also see Seth's confidence

coming out in force.

Yeah, thank you for running--

for, you know, telling me about that.

Yeah.

It could backfire.

Thanks, man.

Thank you.

My emotions are shot. - Yeah.

Let's just grab a coffee, babe.

What is it about?

Probably me.

Can I please have a cappuccino

with a double shot and oat milk, please?

- Yes, of course. - Matcha green tea

with oat milk, please.

That's kind of ballsy

to take your stew to talk sh-- about you.

Exactly.

You know, sometimes I'm jealous of you

for just being a solo woman in the galley.

That's the thing, is, it looks like that,

but I have to deal with what I have to deal with.

Yeah.

Faye just brings up my bad side.

And I didn't come here to be pissed off.

I get to do something I love every single day.

And I'm not enjoying it at the moment

because I'm so irritated.

Yeah.

So I think we do the room swap.

I think that's gonna be a good one.

Because a chief stew and a chef

should never, ever room together.

I want to end on a high.

I want it to be good.

I'm the best cabin mate.

I love a good cabin mate.

Should we get on the road?

Yeah. Let's walk.

Yeah.

You got it.

Just to add to my derriere.

What do I say? Kasie just tells me

"Jess is moving cabins tonight.

When will you be ready?"

Seriously?

Yeah.

Room swap?

Like, really, is needed right now?

It is shocking to me because I didn't think

me and Jess would ever get to the point

where she felt like she needed to leave our cabin,

but whatever.

I'm not moving rooms.

Well, what do I say to Jess?

Let her do what she wants to do.

Because I'm just so fed up of hearing

"positive vibes, positive vibes."

Hey, Michael, you got a second?

- Yeah, what's up? - Nathan, you got a minute?

Obviously, I became lead deckhand.

I have a totally different style.

I'm not an asshole, but if I ask you guys

to do something, I want it done.

I don't want anybody battling me

or fighting me on anything.

I've been doing this a lot longer

than anybody else on the boat.

What the ?

I'm already dealing with Lewis' sh--.

You guys have seen I'm not an asshole.

I'm a nice guy. I'm fun.

But as soon as I start getting sh--,

we're gonna play the Chinese finger trap game.

That's all. - All right.

All right. Thanks, guys.

Let's go.

I'm not real psyched about where this is headed.

I love this weather.

Whoo-hoo!

Coming up...

Clean up after yourselves, please.

We don't need a babysitter to come in here

and tell us that every time. - Yeah, you do.

- No, we don't. - Actually, you really do.

No, we don't. You keep leaving, like,

sunglasses, jackets, everything.

I don't wanna hear it again.

One, two, three, four, one, two, three, four...

What's happening here, dancing fairies?

I feel like I heard this one.

- What's wrong? - Nothing.

I'm just taking some time to myself.

Are you going out?

I need to shower before everybody

takes all the hot water.

Right. Well, have a good night.

Good night.

You're going in the hot tub?

Yeah.

You're like a sucker for that hot tub.

You love it. - I love that thing.

Enjoy, my friend.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, I had to come talk to you

about the cabin arrangements.

I'm getting in my bed in, like, 10 minutes,

and I don't want people lights on, lights off.

I need to sleep.

I'm trying to figure out

when I need to move.

What's happening?

So Faye just said that she was going to bed in ten minutes

and she doesn't want people turning on the lights.

I mean, for sakes.

Do you have a lot of stuff to move?

- No. - Take [inaudible],

take your makeup, and right out of my cabin.

I'll see you in the morning. Bye.

Okay, roomie.

Good night.

First of all, we'll all go around empty bins.

I'll run up to have a look at the hot tub.

And can two of you get ready to wash the hull, please?

- Yes. - Cool.

Look, it's my new roommate.

Hi, Mum.

How are you?

- Good morning. - Morning.

Is it all right if I go do my hair quick?

I didn't want to wake you up earlier.

I absolutely don't care.

You're literally me.

I've got to go and get cooking on something,

but I will chat to you soon.

- All right, bye. - Bye.

- So we moving it from here? - Yes, sir.

Battery is already off.

Thank you.

Ooh.

Someone did something nasty to that sink.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

Oh, smashing the choccies.

- Yeah, you caught me. - Aha!

I had to test if they were fresh because

they were open, honestly. - Are they fresh?

Mm... yeah. Do you wanna try?

Are you sure? Might have to check one too.

Yeah, double check.

I was gonna put it in the bin,

but I was like, "No, it's fresh.

Gotta..."

So good.

I swear, if that crew mess is dirty, though...

I know, dude. I'm gonna freak out.

I just deep cleaned it. Like...

You really did.

Just clean up after yourselves, please.

We don't need a babysitter

to come and tell us that every time.

- Actually, you really do. - No, we don't.

I keep leaving, like,

sunglasses, jackets, everything.

I don't wanna hear it again.

No, no. I don't want to hear it.

Seth, Seth, Seth, Seth,

she's telling us clean up.

We clean up after ourselves.

Every----ing time we come in here.

Let's make sure we just clean up.

Just nod our heads and say yes. That's all.

Lead deck hand?

More like a lead dickhead.

Give us a little bit of----ing slack though.

I mean, jeez.

Kasie, Oriana, let's finish up cabins

and get ready for the guests.

That conditioner bottle needs doing.

All crew, guests inbound, 20 minutes.

Let's go into our whites.

All right, guys, they're here.

- Hello. - Hi.

Hello.

guests: Hello! - How are you guys doing?

Wonderful.

Told you they're gonna be fancy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's raining. Keep your shoes on.

- Hi. - Arianna.

Nice to meet you, Arianna.

Nice to meet you.

- Lovely to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

Kasie.

G'day, mate. I'm Cameron.

I would shake your hand, but--

Cheers.

Yes, we're happy to be here.

We've been waiting for this.

We're excited at having you here,

celebrating a homecoming aboard the yacht.

- Yes. - Absolutely.

Faye here, our chief stew-- she will show you around.

If you do actually want to take your shoes off now,

it's just a lot easier to get around the boat.

Okay, so we're gonna go up to the next level.

This is the aft deck.

Wonderful.

This is where we would usually dine

when it's not freezing.

We're gonna go into the sky lounge.

This is really cozy.

Luxurious.

So then we just move down.

- These stairs-- - It's steep.

It's steep.

Welcome to the main salon.

We always have breakfast here at this table.

This is nice.

I don't think I've ever brought...

This is the primary suite.

There's two doubles and two twins.

Ciara and I are over here.

- This is nice. - This is nice.

This is all we need.

I'm gonna leave you to get comfortable,

settle into your rooms.

We'll bring your luggage down.

Damn, that's a lot of fricking luggage, bro.

It's----ing heavy.

Oh, my God. They're not gonna wear

all the stuff that's in there.

Is that it?

Really? Holy sh--.

That's what I would look like if I was moving.

Oh, God.

I'm tired.

For the picnic.

I'm not gonna around with the snack.

It's a silly idea.

I thought that's what we just discussed.

That's what we just discussed,

but I flow naturally.

It's called yachting, babes.

Got to have a looks.

- Thanks, my friend. - I'm gonna go change.

That's my last one, I promise.

Let's get into our whites.

This is definitely gonna need a wash.

Let's get into our whites?

Did I say that? You know what I mean.

Nope, you have to tell me explicitly or I won't do it.

Blues.

Lewis, Lewis, departure in five minutes.

Please have your guys ready.

Copy that.

Is everybody in position?

We're ready to roll on the stern.

Okay, bow to stern. Bow to stern.

Stern line on board.

That's all lines on board, Kerry.

Copy that.

10 meters.

As far as lead deckhand goes,

Seth has really set himself up

for high expectations.

Free to swing on the bow, Cap.

Closest hazard is blue work boat.

Update me portside, please.

You got an orange guy over here

on your port side backing out.

Copy, copy.

...and show the other guys how we do it.

I'm gonna come close to the lighthouse.

Line distance now six meters.

They're outside like, "Bitch, if you hit this boat,

this is gonna be problematic."

Line distance now five meters and opening.

If this departure is any indication...

Once we clear the quay, fenders and lines, please.

- Copy. - Copy.

Lewis and Seth are gonna make a great team.

- Clear. - All good.

Well done, team. Made it look easy.

So, horse riding?

We are preparing just some little snacks now

for you to pick out.

When you finish horse riding,

I'll have some little bits for you

to prevent you from being hangry.

And then you're gonna come back on board,

and lunch will be ready for you.

Okay, cool.

The little bites will be perfect.

Okay.

Lewis, Lewis, please meet me in the ridge.

Copy.

- Here you are. - Thank you, ma'am.

Absolutely.

Where's Jess?

Lunch on board.

- What time? - After horse riding.

But I still need will need snacks to take with me.

What, what snacks?

These, what you're making, little things like that.

Yeah, but I don't want to repeat things.

So I'll think.

- Oh, yeah, this looks great. - Isn't that beautiful?

That's a moment. Okay?

Can you watch this for a second?

I'm making myself a coffee.

I have to whip up some bellinis quickly.

- Thank you. - Oh, yes.

Oh, these are our fave!

- This is our favorite. - Yes!

So I magicked up some crab,

and then I got the local crayfish.

Okay, so we got one crab, one local crayfish.

- Thank you so much. - You're so welcome.

Would you guys like me to do some, like,

flatbread, like, pizza kind of thing?

- Oh, my God. - For the time being?

Yeah, for the time being, I was like feeling,

maybe it's cold outside, with some melted cheese,

like arugula vibes or-- - Oh, yes!

- Go, girl. - Truffle oil?

You just spoke to my tummy, girl.

Okay.

Okay, what was that, Jess?

I'm gonna do pizzas for them quickly.

- What, now? - Yeah.

And then for the picnic?

I'm not gonna around with the snack.

It's a silly idea.

I thought that's what we just discussed.

That's what we just discussed, but I flow naturally,

and the natural flow is, I feel like they're hungry.

They want to eat now.

So I'm gonna make them some nice pizzas.

It's gonna be wonderful.

Yeah, so we decided we were gonna give them

a snack now and a snack when they got off.

And it makes me look bad when they get off the horses

and there's no food.

Okay, well, you can figure that out.

We did just figure it out.

And we just had a plan.

And now you've just changed it.

Just do as what we planned and stop changing the plan.

No, you've got to be a bit more flexible.

It's called yachting, babes.

Next time on "Below Deck Adventure"...

You all look like Vikings.

Yeah, you do look like Vikings.

What's going on, mate? This isn't right.

- What are you doing? - Yeah, just push it.

Just push it. - Sorry, port side.

Oh, looks like golden boy isn't perfect after all.

- Is this just now? - Just now.

I sent it to Lewis too.

I got sent this picture this morning,

which is you asleep.

Everyone saw it.

Shift.

Small. Get it done.

and----ing strung out and ugly

to people I care about? No, I don't.

It's bordering on intimidation,

what are you are doing down there.

I'm not gonna accept it.

Maybe I'm come to the end of my yachting experience.

This is not where I need to be.