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Jackie!

Honey, you have to get up. It's time for school.

Okay.

I'm not kidding. Your dad's downstairs waiting for you.

Alright, Mom. I'll get up. Thanks.

Okay, bye.

That was close.

That was too fucking close.

You gotta sneak out before my dad catches you.

He's still here.

Fuck. I knew this was a bad idea.

You gotta be really quiet.

Sneak out? Just sneak out of my house where my parents are?

Up and about.

Yeah, thanks.

Jacky, come on, rise and shine!

What are you...

I'm sorry.

Honey?

What's wrong?

Everything's fine, honey. Everything's fine.

Go ahead, honey. I'm going to get Jackie.

Okay.

Jackie?

What are you doing here?

I stayed over with Jackie last night. It was not my idea. I told her it was a bad idea.

Now, I don't want your husband to fucking kill me.

Okay, well, apparently my daughter is a little slut.

But do you have any idea what her father will do to her if he finds you here?

I'm trying to get out of here.

Honey, have you seen my blue tie?

Just get out of here.

Thank you.

Honey, have you seen my blue tie?

I really need it. I've got a job today.

I've got to have it for this thing.

I really need it. Can you find it?

It's in here somewhere. Let me find it for you.

Okay, cool. Because I'm late. I really got to get away.

I've still got to get Jackie up. She's not even got out of bed yet.

Stupid girl. I've got to get to school as well.

Okay.

Oh, my fingers bleed.

Life sucks.

Oh, my fingers bleed.

Life saver you are.

Dinner? 7-ish?

Sounds good.

See you.

Your dress is already ready to leave!

I have to finish this homework. I didn't do it earlier and it's due today. Can you help me with it?

Hold on a minute. You're not late for work. You were supposed to be ready so I could take this thought and go to work and get there actually, until I'm done.

You should have done this last night!

Dad, but you weren't here last night and I need your help.

I can't help you. Look, this is not serious. You don't think I can help you with this?

Yeah.

I mean, what is this? I don't even understand.

So, x equals 3y plus 7.

You might as well talk in French. I have no idea what the hell that's like. What does that even mean?

I don't know, but it's due today and I have to figure it out.

Why did you stick with this ahead of time?

Because I was tired.

Because you were tired. And now you're going to end up not being able to pass the thing because you just were too tired to do your homework?

But if I don't finish this, then I can't take my test. And if I can't take my test, then I fail the class.

Jesus, Jackie. What is it with you? Why can't you just think ahead for once? Plan it. I've told you. How many times have I told you? Plan it.

Well, it's not due today. I thought it would be due today, so I can just do it today.

You never leave things to the last minute. And you know how stupid that is, leaving things to the last minute?

Someone could always come up and bite you back in the arse. And look, it just hasn't. I've got to get to work. I've got 20 minutes together. I'm going to be stuck on the trampoline for three weeks, right?

Well, then you're going to get to the next one for me and I'll be almost done.

I have no idea what this stuff is. You know you have. This is way before my time, all this electrical engineering shit. How do I know what that is?

Jeez, I think we've got...

So it would be seven, right?

How the hell do I know?

I don't know. I'm trying to figure it.

Have you got a textbook that might give me some clues what the hell this is about? Because I really did study this kind of stuff. You know what I did. I didn't do this for the sake of it.

See, I mean, look at this. It looks like...

But see, like, if you use this graph, and I think it would be the sum of the Y on it, then that would be the three times the Y, I think. Because that's...

I mean, I don't even see a formula I can even understand.

I mean, look, men average 7.2 hours sleep in a group, and the lowest death rate approximately 62.5 deaths per thousand people.

That's just an example, but the formula would be this one. The Y equals X 2 plus 3X plus C.

What the hell? I'll be all ears. I can't believe this. When did she tell you that?

Well, she was doing the laundry, and she's like, you know, I do everything around here, and I have a suit, and she ran like she pays the bills, and...

Paisley, when did you tell her you pay all the bills?

I help around here, you know.

Well, I'm not saying you don't help, but I mean, it would have been funny. I pay all the bills. I mean, yes, last month, fair enough, you paid because my money came in late, but that's a one-off. For the last ten years, I've covered the bills.

My money. I mean, she's always cleaning.

Great! So... and?

So this place is spotless.

Yeah, but I do a lot. I go to work every day. Every day.

Well, I'm still your cleaning dad. I mean, you can at least just help me with my homework.

It's not funny.

I'm not laughing.

Anyway, look, we've got to figure this out, because I've got to get out of here. I don't even understand half of this problem.

So the 2X plus 3Y plus 7Z equals 13.

How the hell does that equal 13?

So you have to find the X, the Y, and the Z.

Oh, the timer!

Turn the air conditioner on. I'll pay for it anyway.

Jesus Christ. And look at this one. Please, explain this one to me.

3 plus 2 minus 5 equals minus 22.

What's a Z?

It's 5Z. It's 3X, 2Y, minus 5Z.

Equals minus 22? How the hell is that even possible on any kind of arithmetic?

I don't know. It's not even clear at all.

Are you alright? Are you having flushes?

No, I'm just feeling very free and energetic and just sexual today.

Ew.

I'm gonna puke.

Just help me do this.

I'm doing my best I can. I've never even seen this. I didn't even study.

She'd be better off doing this. She's younger than me. Do you remember any of this?

Oh, everyone really fucking uses that these days anyway.

Exactly. Why don't you even take this class?

I have to because it's part of my degree and if I don't pass this class then I'm screwed.

Screwed?

Higher tutor.

You're alright there. You've fallen asleep.

I'm stretching. It's a long day.

We really need to get going. I mean, we've got to figure this out.

Alright, just let me in the car then or something. I have a tremendous minute here.

Tindy, I wish you could have done this a little bit sooner. Why leave it to the last minute?

How many times have I told you? Don't leave things to the last damn minute.

I just, I think I give up with you. I do, I give up. I'll see you later.

Maybe work for it. I don't know. Maybe work for it.

Bye, Mom.

Come on, this is it, girl. You'll never make it.

To be continued...

Let's finish what we started.

No.

Alright hun, we're off now.

Have a good day.

Oh, god.

Not even cool to do that near the oven.

How do you know the oven, dude?

You're gonna get it.

I like that.

You're sneaky aren't you.

Oh yeah, give me some of that.

That's it, like, I like that.

Yeah.

Yeah, play with those nipples, make them nice and hard.

Yeah.

You like that?

Yeah.

Naughty boy.

No, I can only see that.

I need to really finish.

Start stroking that dick for me.

Stroking it.

Oh my god, I had it.

I don't regret it, I did want it.

You like to throw stuff at me, don't you?

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, sloppy spit on your dick, huh?

You're a bad boy fucking my daughter, aren't you?

Come here, eat my bread.

Come here.

I put plenty of this berry.

See all these berries?

Yeah, I put plenty of this.

Yeah.

And...

Can you see?

I love it.

You're gonna get done, is that what you wanna do?

You wanna ride your face?

You wanna fuckin' ride your face?

Oh, I like that.

Look at that cock, nice and hard.

Don't you fucking lick my pussy.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah, put your tongue out.

Put your tongue out.

Yeah, right in that fucking con.

Yeah, right in that fucking...

There, tongue, fuck that pussy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here and lick that pussy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Show me how you lick it.

Yeah.

Look at that.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yeah, right in that clip.

Pull it fucking up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm just like, oh fuck.

I'm just like, right there, just like, let me see that fucking tongue.

Let me see.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I like that.

Oh, I like your fucking tongue on my pussy.

Mmm, I like that tongue on my pussy.

Oh, fuck.

Mmm, look at you.

You're a dirty boy, aren't you?

Yeah.

Oh, so fucking hot.

Fuck, I like that.

How do you do it?

Yes.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's it.

That's what I like.

Come here.

Come here.

Yes.

Come here, sit down.

That's it, nice and hard.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Yes, yes.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Put my hands back.

Fuck you.

Oh, oh, oh, yeah, play with that fucking clip, please.

Yeah, yeah, oh, fuck, yeah, yeah, no, fuck, relax.

Yeah, I wanna see those fucking balls, huh?

Fuck that fucking clip, huh?

Fuck yeah!

Yeah!

Oh, fuck yeah!

I'm awake!

I'm awake, fucking awake!

Oh, fuck!

Yeah!

Yeah, that's it!

Yeah, that's it!

Yeah!

I'm awake, fucking awake!

Fuck me!

Oh, fuck!

I like that.

Mmm, yes.

Dirty boy, aren't you?

Look at that.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, make it nice and sloppy, huh?

Yeah, yeah.

Yes, look.

Yes, yes.

Oh, body.

That's looking dirty.

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, please, please, please.

Oh, fucking hell.

You're a fucking dirty boy.

Look at that.

Look at you, dick.

I made it nice and creamy.

Come here.

Come here.

Look at you.

I made that fucking good dick.

You're showing me how you fuck my daughter.

Dirty boy.

Come here.

Come here.

You're a fucking dirty boy.

Oh, yeah.

Put it right inside that pussy.

Yeah, give me that dick.

Please.

Oh, please.

Do you want me to put it?

Oh, right there?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, yeah.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Yeah, yeah.

Just like that.

Yeah, pussy like that.

Yeah, yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Please, please, please, please.

Oh fuck, I'm gonna grind. I'm gonna fucking grind on that fucking tooth.

I'm gonna fucking grind on that.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

No.

Stick them in your ass.

I'm gonna stick them in. Please, please, please.

Please.

I'm gonna tease that fucking tooth. Please.

I'm gonna fucking tease it.

Tease it, tease it, tease it.

Put it in there.

Please, put your fucking finger in there.

I'm gonna fucking grind.

Please, please, please!

I'm gonna fucking cum on you!

Deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

No, stop! Don't stop!

Yeah, yeah!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

Please!

Please!

Please!

Please!

Thank you.

You make this pussy nice and slippery, huh?

Yeah?

Nice and slippery.

Fucking dick.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

You make it look like a messy work, huh?

I like that.

I like it.

Don't you, huh?

It's sliding all over.

Look at that.

Put that dick right there.

Do not put it there.

Look.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Get down on those fucking tits.

Tear it down.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Look at that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, look at that.

Yeah.

Fucking, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Fucking, yeah.

Yeah.

Fucking, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Don't stop.

Yeah, look at that.

You're gonna move fucking fast.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I like it.

Now you're feeling fucking nasty, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Look.

Pick up.

Yeah.

You're dying right out of that pussy, huh?

It's so fucking wet.

Don't you see?

Let me fuck you back.

Like that.

Let me fuck you back.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm gonna get a big hug right at this call, huh?

Yeah?

Cause I know you'll want to hug me, huh?

Cause I'm a fucking tits dancing, huh?

You with me?

Yeah?

Oh, fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Just like that?

Yeah, I'm gonna get on my tits.

Trust me, I'm a fucking dick.

Oh my god, I like that.

Yeah, oh, fuck.

Kiss me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Sit here.

Sit here.

Oh, fuck!

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck!

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck me. Oh, fuck you.

I don't wanna come like that.

I don't wanna come like that.

Please, pretty, please let me come.

Pretty, please make me come.

Please, please, please.

Oh, oh, fuck.

Yeah, oh, fuck.

Fuck, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah, yeah, look at that.

Yeah, yeah, look at me.

Oh my god!

Thank you very much.

Fucking leg.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Yeah, like that.

Fucking pussy.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, pussy.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Look at that.

Look at that.

Look at that fucking dick in my pussy.

Look at that dick in my pussy.

Look at that fucking dick.

Look how fucking good that looks.

Yeah.

You can film your pussy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, give me that.

Give me that fuck.

Give me that fucking cock.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, oh fuck!

More, more, please, please, please, please!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck!

No! No! No!

Yeah, I'm taking that fucking pussy out.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I'm so angry with that pussy.

Oh, I like to watch it.

I like to watch it inside my fucking wet little hole.

Yeah, I'm sucking dick inside my fucking wet little fucking pussy.

Oh, holy fuck it.

I'm sucking dick inside my fucking wet little fucking pussy.

I'm so sorry.

Fuck.

Fuck.

I guess you fuck me so good.

I guess I'll give you a hug, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah, fuck you.

Yeah, fuck that little cunt.

Yeah, good little cunt.

Yeah, stinky little fucking pussy.

I'm going to get down so you can fucking relax.

You?

Yeah.

You want me to crawl to your dick, huh?

Yeah, slide around.

I'm going to get down so you can fucking relax.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mom, Brick, what the fuck?

Well, honey, that's why you can't bring the boys home.