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so wait a minute

I I I got so lucky

it's unbelievable but

so I went to Kanye his brothers in school

and he goes go see with my brother

really yeah

I sleep with him and his brother

so I met this guy Fati

and a couch surfing party in category

so he's like Oh I'm going to ask his share

so I'm like oh come with you

he was what

my gorgeous Eagles

I just met you 5 minutes ago

I go we don't have to stay together

just hang out together

he's like okay

so then we went to ask issue

then we went to Conya

hey my friend said

you better buy the train ticket back to East Tumble

right because they sell out really quick

we go there

he's like no

on the Internet

there's tickets

there's we get there there's

it's Sunday

there's not tickets until Wednesday

he's got to be back to school till when on Monday

I'm like I'm on vacation

I'll stay with

with uh Omaira

and I'll be fine

so so wait a minute

so he goes let's take the train just to Eskashire

and then we'll see if we can get a blah

blah car back to you simple

so what we did is we hid in the train

and just took it all the way back to East Temple

no one ever asked us our ticket

he goes you go in one bathroom

I go in the other

just sat in the cafeteria at the last car

and no one ever checked

or did you meet fat in the category

in category

just we met 5 minutes

I'm like I'll go to ask your share with you

I go I don't want to go alone to you

he still talks

we talk every day still

and he's only 23

really yes and we talk every day Ozzy

we talk every day

he said yeah assemble

he's graduating now because he's on work and travel

okay okay so he's in Florida right now

he just was talking to me

but it's it's a really good

they're all Turkish

they're all Turkish

I said I have more friends in Turkey

than I have in my own city

I met the last time I was there

and he let me stay for a month in his house in Malta P

but he wanted to practice English to yeah

hold on wait

I found a Turkish guy in Lithuania so

haha wait a second fatty

how long did I know you

before I asked you if I could travel with you

2 hours or less 5 minutes

fatty today I met a Turkish girl

from the Turkish Embassy here in Lithuania

oh really yes yeah

was just walking by down the street

and I saw the Turkish flag

and I stopped and I was calling Osan

and with that the girl came out of the embassy

so I'm like hey are you Turkish

and she goes yeah why

she goes are you

and I'm like no I'm not Turkish

so we talked for like 2 hours

this this is my apartment

that the guy let me stay in for free

this is the building

it's beautiful

so my craziest story

I told you some of them though

my Martin story

I was traveling from Martin to Azerome

it's not a good path

oh I took the bus at 9 o'clock at night

and I got to Azerome between 2 and 3 in the morning

about midnight the bus breaks down

so we were in like this remote area

it was 50 degrees outside

it was hotter than hell

we all had to get off the bus because

they couldn't run the air conditioning around there

so this kid comes up to me and he goes Muslim

and I go Christian

so he walks away

and like 2 minutes later he comes back and he goes

I'm Taliban

and I thought Fuck

it's gonna be gonna blow the Bob the bus up it's not

so I called my friend Ozzy and he's like

calm down you know

what did he look like did he

did he have the beard

and I'm like no

he's like he's probably just messing with you

thinking it's funny

you probably heard you speaking

and thought it would be funny to say it

I'm like well it's not

and he scared the living shit out of me

but I was fine

the best part of Turkey was

I met a guy sitting on a park bench in Ankara

that was only there for one day for a job interview

I was staying with my friend

but I was waiting for him to get off of work

I started talking to him and I'm like Hey

I'm going for coffee and we're gonna go eat

do you want to join us

you're alone

you know come and join us

he's like oh yeah sure

he's like I'm from Hottie

I'm like oh my god

in a few days I'll be in hottie

he's like here's my number call me

for 9 days he picked me up at my hotel every single day

and took me out until 1112

1 o'clock in the morning

every day we ate the best food

we had a fight

who was gonna pay for shit

but anyway so after I was going to Martin

and he called his

he goes Scott

I know this girl from Instagram

but I've never met her

let me see if she'll meet with you

so she goes

oh better yet

have him stay with my family

wow I take the bus to Martin

her dad and her pick me up in like

this 35 year old Toro

I swear to god

if it went over a small little rock

it was gonna fall apart

there was no air conditioning

it was 50 one degrees outside

wow I had to hold the door shut

so it didn't open as we're driving

and they lived in the village

in the mountains of Martine

so I got to stay with a family

in the village in Martine

Kurdish family which

all the men slept in one room

all the women slept in another room

there was no furniture

we ate on the floor

we slept on the floor

we talked on the floor

everything was on the floor

they spent every minute with me

showing me around

and if the daughter

the girl was busy with school

the dad took me around

so they never left me alone

I felt guilty

I'm like Go

I'll walk around on my own

no the kindness that I encountered was

I've never encountered in my life

either way I wanna live

yeah yeah so that's why I keep going back and

and everybody keeps telling me

why don't you go to another country

why do you keep going back to Turkey

I said if a place makes you happy

why go somewhere else

I mean if I keep enjoying it right

I never felt unsafe anywhere

literally was there

90 days by myself

90 days by myself

I was only alone 3 days

Istanbul Borsa

Izmir Dennis

Lee Kapidokia

Ankara Hattie

or from our Dean

Kars de a Bakugo

yes Ezram Eskashir

Konya trap zone

I went to Sakarya

I went to Yzmet

Yzmet yeah Yzmet

and everywhere

in Eastumbol

Katai has the best food

trap zone was probably the most beautiful

nature wise

I loved Diabeca GR

yeah Dr love date

actually my friend that I'm going to stay with is India

Baka right now

he's like come to the Baka

you don't have to go back to Istanbul

if you don't want to

yeah my apartment

like literally right there

watch it start to pour

what when I have to walk to the bus

thanks a lot for the

you are awesome

yeah see ya