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so wait a minute
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I I I got so lucky
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it's unbelievable but
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so I went to Kanye his brothers in school
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and he goes go see with my brother
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really yeah
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I sleep with him and his brother
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so I met this guy Fati
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and a couch surfing party in category
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so he's like Oh I'm going to ask his share
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so I'm like oh come with you
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he was what
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my gorgeous Eagles
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I just met you 5 minutes ago
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I go we don't have to stay together
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just hang out together
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he's like okay
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so then we went to ask issue
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then we went to Conya
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hey my friend said
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you better buy the train ticket back to East Tumble
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right because they sell out really quick
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we go there
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he's like no
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on the Internet
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there's tickets
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there's we get there there's
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it's Sunday
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there's not tickets until Wednesday
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he's got to be back to school till when on Monday
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I'm like I'm on vacation
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I'll stay with
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with uh Omaira
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and I'll be fine
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so so wait a minute
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so he goes let's take the train just to Eskashire
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and then we'll see if we can get a blah
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blah car back to you simple
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so what we did is we hid in the train
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and just took it all the way back to East Temple
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no one ever asked us our ticket
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he goes you go in one bathroom
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I go in the other
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just sat in the cafeteria at the last car
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and no one ever checked
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or did you meet fat in the category
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in category
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just we met 5 minutes
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I'm like I'll go to ask your share with you
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I go I don't want to go alone to you
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he still talks
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we talk every day still
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and he's only 23
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really yes and we talk every day Ozzy
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we talk every day
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he said yeah assemble
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he's graduating now because he's on work and travel
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okay okay so he's in Florida right now
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he just was talking to me
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but it's it's a really good
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they're all Turkish
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they're all Turkish
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I said I have more friends in Turkey
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than I have in my own city
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I met the last time I was there
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and he let me stay for a month in his house in Malta P
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but he wanted to practice English to yeah
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hold on wait
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I found a Turkish guy in Lithuania so
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haha wait a second fatty
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how long did I know you
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before I asked you if I could travel with you
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2 hours or less 5 minutes
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fatty today I met a Turkish girl
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from the Turkish Embassy here in Lithuania
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oh really yes yeah
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was just walking by down the street
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and I saw the Turkish flag
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and I stopped and I was calling Osan
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and with that the girl came out of the embassy
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so I'm like hey are you Turkish
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and she goes yeah why
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she goes are you
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and I'm like no I'm not Turkish
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so we talked for like 2 hours
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this this is my apartment
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that the guy let me stay in for free
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this is the building
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it's beautiful
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so my craziest story
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I told you some of them though
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my Martin story
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I was traveling from Martin to Azerome
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it's not a good path
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oh I took the bus at 9 o'clock at night
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and I got to Azerome between 2 and 3 in the morning
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about midnight the bus breaks down
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so we were in like this remote area
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it was 50 degrees outside
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it was hotter than hell
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we all had to get off the bus because
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they couldn't run the air conditioning around there
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so this kid comes up to me and he goes Muslim
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and I go Christian
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so he walks away
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and like 2 minutes later he comes back and he goes
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I'm Taliban
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and I thought Fuck
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it's gonna be gonna blow the Bob the bus up it's not
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so I called my friend Ozzy and he's like
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calm down you know
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what did he look like did he
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did he have the beard
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and I'm like no
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he's like he's probably just messing with you
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thinking it's funny
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you probably heard you speaking
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and thought it would be funny to say it
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I'm like well it's not
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and he scared the living shit out of me
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but I was fine
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the best part of Turkey was
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I met a guy sitting on a park bench in Ankara
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that was only there for one day for a job interview
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I was staying with my friend
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but I was waiting for him to get off of work
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I started talking to him and I'm like Hey
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I'm going for coffee and we're gonna go eat
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do you want to join us
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you're alone
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you know come and join us
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he's like oh yeah sure
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he's like I'm from Hottie
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I'm like oh my god
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in a few days I'll be in hottie
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he's like here's my number call me
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for 9 days he picked me up at my hotel every single day
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and took me out until 1112
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1 o'clock in the morning
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every day we ate the best food
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we had a fight
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who was gonna pay for shit
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but anyway so after I was going to Martin
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and he called his
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he goes Scott
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I know this girl from Instagram
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but I've never met her
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let me see if she'll meet with you
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so she goes
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oh better yet
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have him stay with my family
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wow I take the bus to Martin
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her dad and her pick me up in like
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this 35 year old Toro
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I swear to god
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if it went over a small little rock
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it was gonna fall apart
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there was no air conditioning
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it was 50 one degrees outside
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wow I had to hold the door shut
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so it didn't open as we're driving
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and they lived in the village
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in the mountains of Martine
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so I got to stay with a family
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in the village in Martine
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Kurdish family which
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all the men slept in one room
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all the women slept in another room
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there was no furniture
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we ate on the floor
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we slept on the floor
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we talked on the floor
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everything was on the floor
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they spent every minute with me
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showing me around
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and if the daughter
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the girl was busy with school
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the dad took me around
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so they never left me alone
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I felt guilty
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I'm like Go
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I'll walk around on my own
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no the kindness that I encountered was
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I've never encountered in my life
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either way I wanna live
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yeah yeah so that's why I keep going back and
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and everybody keeps telling me
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why don't you go to another country
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why do you keep going back to Turkey
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I said if a place makes you happy
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why go somewhere else
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I mean if I keep enjoying it right
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I never felt unsafe anywhere
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literally was there
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90 days by myself
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90 days by myself
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I was only alone 3 days
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Istanbul Borsa
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Izmir Dennis
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Lee Kapidokia
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Ankara Hattie
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or from our Dean
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Kars de a Bakugo
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yes Ezram Eskashir
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Konya trap zone
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I went to Sakarya
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I went to Yzmet
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Yzmet yeah Yzmet
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and everywhere
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in Eastumbol
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Katai has the best food
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trap zone was probably the most beautiful
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nature wise
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I loved Diabeca GR
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yeah Dr love date
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actually my friend that I'm going to stay with is India
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Baka right now
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he's like come to the Baka
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you don't have to go back to Istanbul
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if you don't want to
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yeah my apartment
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like literally right there
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watch it start to pour
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what when I have to walk to the bus
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thanks a lot for the
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you are awesome
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yeah see ya
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