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A.D 2050 - COIMBATORE

He's sleeping. Thank God!

Doggy season.

Oh, no! He woke up.

Thank God!

It's so difficult to get rid of him at this age.

What's this?

Are you still driving around with these junk models?

Hey!

In this world, all other jobs will die, but this one won't.

Has the customer arrived?

Hey, you!

Chris Gayle, it's you!

So sad, three years.

The same road and the same girls.

What a tragedy!

Either you change the location or I'll change the route.

-What's the use of changing? -Oh, God!

Hey, my body feels hot. Where is the ice-box?

Brother!

Hey, old broker!

Don't you have any other girls?

No, I'm not a broker.

I'm an ex-politician.

What's the difference?

One who deals with girls is called a broker,

and the one who deals with corporations is called a politician.

Fine! Leave it! Now what do you want?

Will this vehicle go to Delhi?

If you drive, it will go anywhere you want.

Where do you want to go?

Drop me at the Parliament in Delhi.

-At the Parliament? -Yes.

Why are you going to the Parliament at this age?

I was a renowned politician in the year 2022.

I wished to become an MP and wanted to go to the Parliament.

-Oh! -But my wish was not fulfilled.

At least if I step inside

the Parliament before my last breath,

my soul shall rest in peace.

Sir, you said you were a renowned politician.

Then why couldn't you become an MP?

Were there many political enemies?

Not really. I didn't have any enemies.

But there was one guy.

I used to call him brother.

He lived a life full of fun, happiness and, entertainment.

That's good, right?

He extracted it all from others' lives.

The business isn't doing well anymore.

No one has any money.

Everyone roams around like a beggar.

I chose this as my profession, but you didn't. That's the difference.

Do you want to eat this snack?

-Bro, this guy has some interesting views. -It's okay.

Get his contact number. It'll help us with the YouTube interview.

Okay, dude. Do you have a phone?

-I have an iPhone. -iPhone!

-Nose? -Hey, be fast.

-Hey, quick! -Would you like to eat a snack?

No, dude. No.

Who is it, dude? Rani?

Yes, dude.

Give me the phone. I'll pull her leg.

Just a minute, dear.

Sorry, dude.

I will not introduce my girlfriend to a funny guy.

Later, you two will pair up and I'll end up single.

Is that all, dude?

Yes, dude.

Tell me, dear, hand or leg.

-Is it a magazine? -Yes.

-Is it too hot? -Yes, brother.

I'll stir it for you.

Brother, not the tea, but the actress, Anushka.

-She is very hot. -Why are you crushing it like this?

Brother, it's actress Anushka!

Whoever it is, pay the money, and then crush it.

You already have to pay 1,500 rupees for crushing these.

Brother, I'll pay you once I start my YouTube channel.

You've started a YouTube channel twice,

but no one watched it except you two.

Now, you have another channel?

Brother, this time I have a great idea.

I'll not give up on my ambition.

Is this an ambition?

You keep teasing and poking others.

-Trying to find others' faults. -Yes.

In the past, people sat at a public square and gossiped.

Today in name of YouTube, they do so in front of a camera.

-You're right. -They are nothing but wastrels.

You're right.

-Hey, Narayana! -Boss.

Give me the pill for diabetes.

I'm getting a headache without it.

Have it.

-Brother, don't take it. -Oh, my God!

-What happened? -Brother, it isn't a diabetic pill.

-It's the pink pill. -What?

-Pink pill? -Oh, God!

Sir, do you use those pills?

Oh, God! Look, after I would become a minister,

I promised to get him an IPL team and actress Anushka as a brand ambassador.

He is holding onto it.

He hasn't let it go till now.

And this tension got me diabetic.

Every morning, I take a pill for diabetes.

So sad.

Due to diabetes, all parts of my body shrunk.

That's why at night, I take the booster pill.

KS is the secret of my energy.

Our energy.

Grandpa, how many times have I warned you?

Don't come inside my room without my permission!

Hey, everyone entered this world without permission.

Give me the body spray.

Do you need KS body spray at this age?

Hey, did I ask you for your wallet?

I asked you for the body spray.

You wouldn't know how much to spray.

-I will do it for you. -Okay.

Turn back. Turn this side.

Enough, leave now.

You are busy all night on WhatsApp.

Don't spoil the reputation of the family by sending a selfie by mistake.

The WhatsApp group is called "Fast and Furious".

Come, they're waiting outside. I'll introduce you to them.

Not this one.

This is okay.

-Forward this to the group. -Is this the "Fast and Furious" group?

-Yes. We are the Fast and Furious. -Yes. We are the Fast and Furious.

Tell me, can I add you to the group?

If you add me without my knowledge, I'll be furious.

Hey, it will be great fun.

Go tell this to your son.

Next photo.

I've been watching this for the past four years.

It leaves in the morning and comes back here in the evening.

Don't know where it goes and what it does.

It's the same question we have been asking you for many years.

Grandpa, I'll kill you without leaving any evidence behind.

First, let me check your WhatsApp.

Dear, you lie down.

There is a planet called Mars.

The red planet is called Mars, right?

Yes, I meant the same.

Why are you asking?

Is there a change in its color now?

You'll never change.

Hey, there is a company named Mars One.

They're going to send humans to Mars in 2023.

Our son has no work to do here.

Let's apply and send him there.

A total of 30 people, 15 males, and 15 females.

They can choose a partner among themselves and have babies.

He is anyway not doing anything out here.

That's why let him go there and at least be useful for reproduction.

For reproduction?

That's why I thought of this idea.

I'm Jack and you're Rose!

Be in the same position. Don't move.

Why is he irritating me at this time?

-Hello! -Tell me, brother.

Brother, where are you?

I have a doubt about Darwin's theory.

I'm researching the same.

Brother, you get it cleared later.

-I'm depressed -Oh, my God!

-And fed up with my life. -Oh, no!

Brother, I must meet you immediately.

After dusk, I will not meet any guys.

Let's meet at dawn.

Now hang up the phone.

Hello! Brother?

Darling, why are we making this line?

Everyone is doing it, that's why.

GET TWO MILK PACKS ON YOUR WAY BACK OKAY SEND 2000 RUPEES TO ME

Now that you both have decided to send me to Mars…

then there is no respect for me here.

I'm leaving.

Goodbye, everybody.

OKAY DON'T BOTHER I'LL GET IT MYSELF

It's eight o'clock already?

Should I leave or not?

Okay, let me forgive them this time.

I am feeling sleepy.

It's eight o'clock now, and he is still sleeping.

I think it'd be better to send him to Mars.

No! I'm leaving now.

Hey, Kavi.

Tell me.

-Study well. -Okay.

When you go out, be careful.

Okay.

Stop messaging a guy till dawn just because you're bored

and ruin his life as other girls do.

Are you a lunatic? Blabbering like this?

-Did someone spike your drink last night? -No.

Let me kiss you.

Hey, what's the kiss for?

-Let me go, it's getting late. -Hey!

Hey, you will miss me later.

Mom.

Alexa, stop.

Dear, where are you going so early with your bag packed?

I'm going out. I don't need breakfast.

Okay, come home for lunch.

-Mom. -Yes.

I don't need food for the whole day.

Why?

Because I'm leaving.

Okay, go and come back safely.

-Mom, don't you check your WhatsApp? -No, I don't.

Mom, check your WhatsApp.

Okay, I'll check.

-Mom! -Hey.

I'll give you some in your hand, otherwise, you'll take a lot of it.

Give me your hand.

Chew well and eat it.

Mom, what's this?

I can only give you this much.

Go.

Alexa, play.

Brother! Brother!

-Tell me. -We are new to this street.

No one here by the name of Thomas.

Someone named Dhandapani lives in that house.

No, you're mistaken.

We are new to the house on the corner of this street.

Oh! Are you a new resident?

Okay, how can I help you?

So, I have come to distribute sweets to all the houses in the vicinity.

Is auntie there at home?

Yes, auntie is here. You come inside.

Better to open the door.

Hey, it's okay.

This space is fine.

This seems to be a big space.

-Brother, give me some space. -What are you doing? What's this…

Watch out for the sweet box.

It's safe.

Mom!

I'm ready. I am leaving now.

Just a minute.

-Hi! -Hi, who are you?

We've just moved into the house around the corner.

-This has become a routine every day. -Found it!

-Oh, God! -I'm coming.

Hi, Auntie.

Normally the new residents just boil milk and serve tea or coffee.

Instead of that, you're giving us sweets.

I was searching for the bag all over the house.

It was on the table.

She is a new resident here.

Hi, Uncle.

-Are you from Kerala? -Yes, from Palakkad.

I got it.

-What does your dad do? -He runs a bakery, Uncle.

Bakery! I like banana chips a lot.

-Hey, it's getting late. -Okay.

Lunch bag. I forgot the lunch bag.

Bag, take it.

Okay, I'm leaving.

Auntie, I'll come later.

I have to distribute sweets.

-Okay. -Bye, Auntie.

-Next time you should have coffee. -Sure! Bye, Auntie.

She is coming. Karthi, be ready.

Brother, didn't you open the door yet?

Yes, the lock got stuck.

Have some.

-Sweets! Are they from Kerala? -Yes

What is your name?

My name is Karthi.

Oh! My name is Jamuna.

-Jamuna! -Yes.

Nice name.

-Shall I leave? -Okay, sure.

You can come anytime. Bye.

-Mom! -What?

Cook for me.

Breakfast?

No, all the meals!

Okay.

The name of this person is Velayudham Kutty.

He wants to get his daughter married to a man who works in Dubai.

So, he came to settle down in Coimbatore.

This is Parvathi Kutty.

His wife.

She is a very nice character.

Your Dubai craze has started again.

Until I get my daughter married to a guy in Dubai,

my craziness will not end.

This is his mother.

Generally, I don't talk much about old people.

What's this, Mom?

How much?

One.

-I swear I took one. -This is the fourth one.

Give me.

-Just one more puff. -No, it's enough.

-Dad. -There's no freedom in this house at all.

The list is ready.

Tell me, dear.

Dad, in almost every house on this street,

there are boys between the ages of 18 to 25.

My God!

But in four houses, there are no boys from this age group.

Thank God! Which are those houses?

-Door number 37. -37.

-Door number 44. -44.

-Door number 47. -47.

Next?

Tell me.

-Door number 58. -58.

Dad, the uncle in this house is a higher secondary school teacher.

Very good! Then this is a special house.

Door number 58.

Parvathi, there are no teenage boys in these four houses.

So you can be friends with people from these houses.

Do you understand?

No need to be friendly with other people.

Why do you have this list?

-You may leave. -Yes.

I'll tell you.

There is a special craze for Malayali girls all over the world.

-Really? -Yes.

Come here, I'll show you.

Look, it's not been a full day since we arrived.

But look at the crowd outside.

Dear, how did they know there is a girl in our house?

It's very easy for the boys to figure out

houses with a good-looking girl,

and even an average-looking girl.

Dear, who is he? He must at least be 45 years old.

He came here for you.

Oh, God!

Why are you looking there? Come on.

Need to be careful of everyone in this state.

Hey, what are you guys doing here?

All of you leave. Leave now.

This is our locality! Leave!

Hey, I haven't seen you here before.

-Leave! -Karthi!

-Karthi, just a minute. -Leave.

Last week, a new girl from the North

-came to our street, right? -Yes.

You came there and stared at her, right? Did we chase you away?

Hey, that's a girl from North.

She is a Malayali girl.

-So what? -What?

Hey, listen to me.

I am the only one in the whole of Tamil NAdu

who has the right to look at all the

Malayali girls, good-looking girls, and even African girls.

Now leave without making a ruckus.

Karthi, this is not fair.

If not fair, then why do you stand here?

Leave this place. Take the bike.

-I'll deal with you later. -Leave now!

Who is he?

Hey!

Have you secured admission for your daughter here?

No, brother.

-Did you take a pill for diabetes? -No, brother.

Then what the hell are you standing here?

-Get lost from here. -Brother, don't hit me.

-Leave. -Brother, I'm also part of the youth.

-Hey, dude. -Oh, no! He came here too.

Dude, what's this?

Dude, I came here to pee.

Did you come to pee while wearing an Onam costume?

Yes, dude.

Then you go far away.

I will pee here.

Do you understand? Go away.

-Hey, dude. -Dude.

Tell me, dude.

Your attire looks good.

I'll pick this up, okay?

-Leave now. -This too has gone.

I can't get married this year as well.

One looks gorgeous and the other one is seductive.

Hey, focus! Don't get confused, Karthi.

The competition is high.

-I have got a job to fall in love with her -Oh, wow!

-I have got a job to pick her up -Hey, Uncle!

I have got a job to fall in love with her

I have got a job to pick her up

-So far I am lazy -Lazy

Hereafter I am very busy

I am hungry for love

From now on, you are my lassi

-So far I am lazy -Lazy

Hereafter I am very busy

I am hungry for love

From now on, you are my lassi

Kerala is God's own country

Fragrance of love is everywhere in the air

If you walk on the street You can feel the smell

You are my breath You are my breath

Kerala is God's own country

Fragrance of love is everywhere in the air

If you walk on the street You can feel the smell

You are my breath You are my…

Hi, Auntie.

-Who is this? -Dad, door number 58.

Oh! Mr. Gopal's wife.

Yes.

My dad, mom, and sister.

I'm Velayudham Kutty.

-How are you? -Bakery owner?

Yes, Uncle.

Come home and have coffee with us.

Thank you. We will come on an auspicious day.

It's going to be a special day if you come by.

-Happy to see you. Bye, sir. -Bye.

-Come. -Hi, Meera.

Three of them look like sisters, right?

I thought the same and you said it.

You shouldn't think like that.

Why? When you can do so, why can't I?

You shouldn't think at all.

Otherwise, you won't get any food.

Will I not get food at a hotel?

Hey, beauteous! I sense the love in your eyes!

-I can see that -Yeah!

-Hey, I sense the lust on your lips! -Oh, no!

Hey, beauteous! I sense the love in your eyes!

Hey, I sense the lust on your lips!

She is inducing a sedative Which never comes down

Don't stay away when it rains It won't tolerate the pain

Don't hold an umbrella in the sun Don't cheat the sun

Don't stand next to the idol in the temple

God will get confused It will be a spectacular vision

Everybody now!

Sing!

-I have got a job to fall in love with her -Oh, wow!

I have got a job to pick her up

I have got a job to fall in love with her

-I have got a job to pick her up -Easy!

-So far I am lazy -Lazy

Hereafter I am very busy

I am hungry for love

From now on, you are my lassi

-So far I am lazy -Lazy

Hereafter I am very busy

I am hungry for love

From now on, you are my lassi

Kerala is God's own country

Fragrance of love is everywhere in the air

If you walk on the street You can feel the smell

You are my breath You are my breath

Kerala is God's own country

God's…

Fragrance of love is everywhere in the air

If you walk on the street You can feel the smell

You are my breath

You are my breath

Breath!

Sister, come.

-Leave me alone. -Come, I'll tell you.

-Let me go, for what? -Sister, come.

-Come with me. -Let me go!

Brother, this is Yamuna.

She is my sister.

Sister, this is Karthik.

Hi!

House number 58.

-Hey, come with me. -What happened? Tell me!

Come.

Yamuna! Jamuna!

Yammu! Jammu!

You lied to dad, right?

Sister, please! Look there.

He looks very decent.

Sister, please don't tell dad.

-Sister, come for my sake and just say hi. -Listen, don't compel me!

Brother, did you have the offerings?

No. I will eat them if you give it to me.

Give it.

Thank you.

Shall I smear some holy ash?

-Are you left-handed? -Yes.

-God won't like it. -Oh, God!

Are you right-handed?

-Yes. -God will be happy.

You should apply some to me.

Wow!

My dear mom!

Why are you shouting?

Mummy! It sounds good, right?

After this, I'll call you that.

What happened to you?

Just planning a cultural revolution.

-Who bought this fruit? -I bought it.

-Hereafter, don't buy this fruit. -Why?

You must buy only this fruit.

Take it.

What happened to him?

Hey, what's this? What's this disturbance, Grandpa?

Your mom asked me to throw away unwanted things.

That's why I'm checking for them.

Then, you go first.

-Hey, let go of me. -The dustbin is empty outside.

1969! Grandpa, what's this?

1969!

Hey, Grandpa! What's this?

-What's this? -Jyothi!

-Stay away, else I'll tear it up. -Hey.

-Who is this? -Give that back!

Jyothi Lakshmi.

In those days she was more famous for her folk dance skills.

I'm a huge fan of hers.

-Oh! -Wherever I see her photo,

I'd cut it and keep it with me.

You're a grandpa now!

Hey, was I born a grandpa?

I enjoyed my youth and then became a grandpa.

-Oh! -Exactly! Your dad is the same as me.

Like I kept her photo in my diary,

your father had photos of the actress Sridevi or Sripriya.

You must have someone's photos in your diary as well.

I don't use a diary.

Instead of a diary, you use a cellphone and lock it with a password.

If that's opened, then all your secrets will be revealed.

You're talking too much.

-I have no other option but to tear it up. -Let me look at it once.

Have it, enjoy it.

Give the lunchbox to dad.

Lunch?

Mom, sorry. I have a meeting on planet Mars.

You go and give it to him.

Hey, did you overhear our conversation?

That was just for fun!

Sending your son off to planet Mars is just for fun?

Don't be tense about it. Dad gets mad at you because he cares.

For example, you work hard and create something.

After finishing, while testing it, you find out it's a failure.

Will you be angry at it or not?

Yes, I'll be angry.

Likewise, you're a product created by your father.

He is mad about the fact that you're good for nothing.

Mom, you're teasing me, right?

Someday I'll become the owner of an IPL team and stand with Anushka.

I'll ensure that your husband and his friends

are not permitted to watch the match on any ground in India.

They'll be completely banned.

Happy to hear.

Hope you'll allow me.

Yes, I'll allow you.

For your sake, I'll go and give him his lunch.

Okay.

It's true.

I was attending a wedding reception,

and that's when a light flashed in my eyes.

I turned around and saw you entering the venue in a yellow dress.

For a moment, I was stunned to see you.

You resembled Keerthy Suresh.

-Keerthy Suresh! -Sir, don't compliment me so much.

Honestly speaking, you resemble Sivakarthikeyan in a checkered shirt!

Yes, a few people told me that.

What, dear?

Mom asked me to give you your lunch.

Keep it there.

Keep it and leave.

-Hope the syllabus is all okay? -Okay, sir.

Thank you.

-You may leave. -It's okay.

Then?

Is it true what you say?

Do I look like Keerthy Suresh?

Don't you believe my words?

Shall I swear on your head?

You're naughty, sir.

What, dear?

Are you not getting late for class?

Yes, I'll go.

You leave, I'll go. You go.

Keerthy, I'll meet you at lunch.

-Hey, let me go. Hey, don't fight. -Don't fight!

-Hey! Take off your hands. -Why are you fighting?

-Leave me! -Leave him. Hey, stop.

What's the problem?

Brother, she is my girlfriend.

He is coming after my girlfriend.

Hey, why are you going after his girlfriend?

-Brother, she is my girlfriend. -Your girlfriend?

Hey, who is your boyfriend among them?

Brother, you better decide and tell me.

What? Should I decide?

-Brother, don't hit me. -Do I look like VTV Ganesh to you?

Go away.

Go!

They don't have any discipline.

Dammit!

Hey, what's the problem?

Got spoiled at a young age.

Brother, not spoiled, they're rotten.

In our school days, we were very disciplined,

but nowadays…

Why is the party leader looking like that?

Is he the head? He is a rogue.

That kind of discipline is not

-there nowadays. -Yes, brother.

-I will ask you one thing now. -Yes?

-At what age did you watch blue films? -At the age of 24, at your house.

At my house?

When you step out of your home, I used to watch your best collection.

Especially, Rejoicing at Kuttralam.

-Oh! That one is my best evergreen film. -Yes!

I hit my wife since it was missing.

-Do you know that? -That was my first film!

When did you first watch a blue film, brother?

I watched it at the age of 26 or 27.

Those days it was in tape format.

But now, at the age of 14 itself, boys watch it on the phone.

Everything is over when the person reaches the age 27.

The day I become a cabinet minister,

I'll make sex education mandatory.

I will educate the entire…

-Country? -Yes, you're right.

You're great, brother!

How about the cover page?

My photo is on the front page.

What about the back page?

Your photo.

Excellent, brother.

-Brother! -What?

-You want your photo on any page? -No, brother.

-The banner is ready. -Hey, I ordered a flex.

-Brother-- -Why have you bought this?

Brother, I told them to print a flex,

Instead, Palaniswamy printed a banner and left the country.

Let that idiot come back, I'll settle it with him.

-Hey, take this and place it on the road. -It's a public disturbance, brother.

Hey, the one who causes disturbance to the public is a powerful politician.

-Go, put it on display. Go. -He's such a wise man!

You can go. Keep going.

Hey, hold it well.

-Move it a little further. -Hey, hold it tightly.

Can't hold it any tighter than this.

-Hey, who is he? -Dude, what happened?

-Is he dead? -Hey, turn him around.

Sir, are you dead?

Finally, there is an illegal wife for you.

Hey, since you attained adulthood,

you said you didn't do anything with anyone because

when something occupies your mind,

you can't concentrate on anything else.

But Osho said otherwise. That's the reason

I have arranged for a girl.

Don't tell this to anyone.

She has a good reputation in society.

-We won't be the ones to ruin her name. -Okay.

Let me go first, discuss matters of the Parliament, Delhi,

and, then about the local politics.

-Okay, brother. -Until then, all of you stay here.

Give me all your blessings.

Brother, that will break my skull!

-Hey, come here. -I won't come.

Your wife is coming!

Where is she?

What will you do now?

Baby, I forgot to bring the pill.

-Tell the boys that I performed well. -Hey!

Okay.

Hey, what are you doing?

Can't you see? I'm working out.

For what?

For what?!

If you work out before you get in action, your breath can be controlled.

You will be focused. And you can perform well.

You go and work out as well.

Come on! Yes!

Dude!

I have a doubt.

What?

You're getting married next month, right?

Isn't it wrong of you to screw someone else now?

A man can make a thousand mistakes before marriage.

But should be submissive after marriage.

That is what this society expects.

I'm also trying to do the same.

He is right.

Hey, you'll get married as well.

Feeling guilty about this?

-Actually, I came here for something else. -For what!

I came here to ask the girl since when has she been doing this?

How many clients does she have?

Why is she doing this?

How much is her yearly income?

Does she pay GST as well?

I'll interview her and call it, "The Babe's Tragic Story."

Then if I post it on YouTube,

it will be the most trending video.

-And then followed by your interview, -What?

and your brother's interview.

If you get all emotional, I'll morph your face, then we'll go live.

This will go viral and the whole country will fume.

Dude, how is this idea?

You're a scoundrel.

Dude, come let's work on our arms.

I'm in full form.

I'll go first and you go later.

-Okay? -Okay, dude.

-Hey, I'm second. -Brother!

-Brother, bless me. -Brother!

Okay, go.

-I'll finish it successfully. -Go to hell.

Does he want my blessings for this activity?

-He's great! -Dude, I might be in there for a while.

-Don't get angry. -Okay, dude.

Take that!

Wow! What a beautiful country babe!

Hey.

Who is he?

-I don't know, Brother. -Hey, do you know him?

I don't.

Hey! Why are you barging in?

Weren't you taught discipline at school?

He is next and then it will be your turn.

Why should I go after him?

Can't you follow the order? Why are you in such a hurry?

Are you a thug?

I'm not a thug. I'm Pichandi.

I'm her fiancé.

I was told you were in jail.

I heard you're getting married.

Next month.

You're my final massage girl.

When are you getting married?

If I find a smart bridegroom like you, I'll get married right now.

Naughty girl. You'll certainly find one.

I'll pray for you.

Don't waste my time.

Life is very short.

Hey, don't let him escape. Catch him.

Brother, it's Kali.

We must save Kali.

No one knows he is inside.

-Hey, catch him. -Brother, so far I haven't saved

anyone in my life.

-Let me save someone once! -Listen, don't do it.

Beautiful grapes.

Girl, open your mouth.

Wow! What a mouth!

Catch!

Once more?

Who is that?

Dude, run away.

Oh, disturbance!

The entire town is chasing.

Dude, don't get caught.

Oh, shit!

Girl, they're playful guys.

I'll go check.

You keep your mouth open.

Chubby girl.

Didn't I tell you, I'll be late?

Rascals.

So many appointments?

Look, we don't need to talk in detail.

She is in a miserable state.

Tell us what happened, shortly and sweetly.

Chief, she was already in a miserable condition.

How did this happen?

If you tell the truth,

then we will come up with a verdict.

The rest is up to you.

Sir, the water in the river was flowing…

And everyone was--

Let's move out slowly.

All went there to drink water.

I joined them to drink that water as well.

But those who drank didn't get caught.

But you got caught.

Chief, I didn't drink anything.

You would've drunk, had we not come.

Yes, I would've drunk a little.

Then you should marry her.

-This is the verdict of the panchayat. -Oh, God!

-Uncle! -Oh, no!

-Dude, flee away, don't get caught. -Run.

Brother, run. It's very awful.

Better run!

Brother, take your dhoti off and run.

Oh, God!

Where is Yamuna?

She is over there with her friends.

Where is Jamuna?

She is at the back.

Sister, move a little.

Where is she?

Surprise! You got scared, right?

I thought it was your dad.

Dad will not poke with a hairpin.

-He will poke with a knife. -Oh, God!

You were looking for me, right?

Yes.

-I was looking for you. -Shall I tell you one thing?

Yeah, tell me.

I'm in love with you.

Hey, I didn't expect this.

Okay, where is your sister?

My sister? She is there in that corner.

-Sister! -Oh, there?

-Hi! -Hi!

Dear, you didn't tell me anything.

Don't you love me?

Oh, no! Not like that.

Look here, your sister will doubt us if we both talk now.

So, I'll go talk to her casually.

Okay? I'll be back.

-Okay, bye. -Bye.

Sister, move aside.

-Hi! -Hi!

Do you like our place?

Yes, I like it.

I too like Kerala very much.

And I also like girls from Kerala a lot.

Oh!

Hey.

If all the girls from Kerala are here,

and I'm asked to choose a girl to marry, I will marry only you.

-Brother! -Oh, no!

Don't shout and gather the crowd. Let's talk and rectify this.

What are you talking about here? I will tell my dad now.

Why do you always talk about dad?

Look, I truly love you.

But looking at your reaction, it seems to be negative.

Tell me immediately if it's positive.

If not, tell me two days later.

No, I will tell dad now itself.

Oh, no! Don't spoil it all at the beginning itself.

You better tell me after two days.

I'll be happy for two days at least.

Look, Jammu shouldn't know what we talked about.

She is a student. It shouldn't affect her.

She might be dubious about us now.

I will go to her and talk casually.

-Bye. -Get lost.

Her reaction is not at all good.

-Hi, dear! Tell me now. -What's up with her?

Oh, God!

Give me two days,

-I will tell you, okay? -Okay.

And one more thing, your sister shouldn't know that we both talk.

Okay.

-She is soft and might get upset. Okay? -Yes.

-Oh, no! -A surprise.

Why do you keep surprising me?

Bye.

-Go! Your sister would be looking for you. -Bye.

Go!

What's this?

Brother, when did you come?

When that girl poked you with a pin on the back,

and said it's a surprise, I came right then.

Okay, what's happening here?

Are you trying something like a buy-one-and-get-one-free scheme?

Jammu is in love with me. But I've fallen in love with Yammu.

-Oh, no! -I must get Yammu

to accept my proposal in two days.

If that doesn't work, I have to give in to Jammu who trusts me, brother.

Hey, what are these calculations?

-Yes! -Even a mathematician can't do

these kinds of calculations.

-You've hit two birds with one stone. -Yes!

-Yes, brother. -Don't make me jump.

-Yes! -I am very weak.

-Hey, don't lift the dhoti up. -Yes

-Welcome, how are you doing? -Greetings.

-Have you come for a walk? -Yes. We go for a walk every day.

-Good for health. -Do you go for a walk?

Instead of going for a walk, I'll go and smoke a cigarette.

Come, join me.

-No, I don't have that habit. -Good.

-How is your wife doing? -She is doing well.

-Okay, sir, we will leave. -Okay.

-See you soon! -Sir is from Kerala, right?

Can I get a pot of toddy?

You'll get it, but you have to take off your dhoti to climb the tree.

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Hey, there are four guys from college who follow me and harass me.

I feel scared to go to college.

You should come there and settle it.

Hey, why are you tense about this?

Very simple. I'll tell you an idea.

One day, go without applying make-up, then all of them will stop following you.

They will run away fearing you.

Immediately implement this idea and tell me the result.

I'm leaving for some important work, don't ruin my mood.

Are you fit to be a brother?

Surprise!

Hi, for you I have completely turned into a Malayali.

I can speak Malayalam. Listen to this.

Auto, office, college, coffee, corner, twelve.

Hello, I learned Kalari for you.

Let me show you. Shall I throw a punch?

Hi, just a selfie.

Hey! Oh, God!

I love it.

Hello!

Surprise!

She pokes me too often now, clueless about the actual situation.

Hello, how is the color of my shirt?

-Actually, now I don't watch Tamil films. -He's completely changed into a Malayali.

-Hello, brother. -Come, brother.

What is this? Your costume and appearance have totally changed.

Brother, now I have changed to the Malayali religion.

Hey, Malayali isn't…

Malayali isn't a religion.

-Really? -That is a culture.

-You can't change so simply. -Brother, why can't I change?

Brother, I won't accept that, I want to change it.

Recommend it in Delhi. Ask them to change it.

If I recommend this to Delhi, they'll hit me with their shoes.

-No matter what, even if you get hit. -You can't change.

-Brother, go to Delhi and change it. -He got mad.

Oh, my God!

-She is in the lab. -Hey, stop.

Don't act smart.

Whether you like me or not isn't important.

-I like you. Can't let you go so easily. -He's telling you--

Leave me.

Looks like her boyfriend.

Yes, dude.

I'll thrash you!

-If I see you again! -Dude, why such a serious fight for this?

Dude, I was free. They got caught. That's why thrashed them.

You talk too much at home.

-Can't you break his head with a stone? -Yes, that's right.

-Better study well. -Get lost, lunatic.

-Don't ruin my name. -When it was about your sister, you came.

But this is what you do to Yamuna, right?

Hey, one should behave in a lovable way.

Not in an irritating manner.

Okay, if she has a brother, what will you do?

First, I'll befriend him. And then her.

Enough of your questions, come, let's go.

Don't want this fish.

Brother, is fish good?

Yes, all fish are good.

Do you have fish from Kerala?

Yes, this fish is from Kerala.

Brother, how to believe this fish is from Kerala?

You speak in Malayalam, and it'll reply to you in Malayalam.

You're very funny.

Brother, why are the eyes of the fish so big?

Hey, let me do the business.

-Hey, aren't you buying fish? -Yammu.

Hey, Yammu! Listen to me.

Whatever you say,

I'm firm in my decision. You're my wife.

If it's a baby girl, I'll name her Omanakutty.

If it's a baby boy, he'll be Omanakuttan.

Hey, say something and leave.

You're talking without knowing my value.

Hey, Jammu!

What were you doing inside the bush?

You're cheating me, right?

Am I cheating--

Hey, you're a young girl. You should study and become a doctor.

How can I become a doctor?

I'm studying commerce!

I can't become a doctor.

Don't say that.

If you try, you can succeed.

At least become a veterinary doctor.

Get lost.

You cheated me.

-I'll show you… -I didn't cheat you.

-Get lost! -Hey don't hurt me.

-Your sister's future will be ruined. -Get lost from here.

What is your problem?

Sister.

I gave the coins to beggars outside.

-Sister, I asked for coconut. -Take it.

Brother, are you waiting for your girlfriend?

Yes, brother.

Once upon a time, I also waited here like you.

Brother, I won't wait for so long.

In another two weeks, I'll win her heart.

You carry on.

Sister, look there.

Hey, Yammu!

Why is he following us?

Hey, Yammu!

Yammu. Hey, Yammu.

-You're a fraud. -Jammu!

Hey, Jammu! Why is your sister ignoring me?

You cheated me. Get lost, you fraud.

Hey, I cheated because I want you to become a doctor.

How can I a become doctor? Get lost! You dog!

Dog? I'll pierce a spear in your mouth!

-Get lost. -Sister!

Hey, Yammu! Listen to me.

-Tell me. -I don't like this.

What's that you don't like?

It's fine to fail in love.

But I can't bear it if it's a failure even before attempting.

Please understand you are a Tamilian and I'm a Malayali.

This is not possible. Please understand.

Why are you distinguishing between Tamilian and Malayali?

From here we harvest and send onions, tomatoes, chilies, and potatoes.

You eat that very well, then how can you say you don't love me?

That means I don't like you.

Hello!

Look, hereafter if you follow me, I'll complain to the cops.

Oh! Will you complain to the cops?

Then I'll also complain to the cops.

What will you complain about me?

I'll complain that you're threatening with weapons.

Weapons! When did I threaten you with weapons?

What weapons!

The eyes.

The nose.

The lips.

And with many more dangerous weapons, I'll complain to the cops.

Go.

Hey Jamuna, go to Mr. Gopal's house and give the sweets.

No, I'm not going.

You go if you want.

Why can't you go and give?

No, Mom, I'm not going.

You go if you want.

Yamuna!

Yes.

The rotating earth is seduced by you

No matter how many times I tell it It refuses to go around

The rotating earth is seduced by you

No matter how many times I tell it It refuses to go around

Hi!

What?

Today is Onam. Mom told me to give you sweets.

Come here!

Dear…

What do both of your sisters think?

Why do you both keep getting sweets?

You keep provoking me.

There are many places in Tamil Nadu. You could've gone anywhere else!

Why did you come here? Sorry! Okay.

You could've gone somewhere else.

Why did you come here to torture me?

Why are you playing with my hormones?

It's like black magic. I'm unable to do any work.

People migrate abroad and get married.

But you differentiate between Tamilians and Malayalis.

Will you only marry a Malayali?

People like me won't suit you, right?

Since the day I saw you, I lost interest in other girls.

Hey, please don't cry.

I may have to kiss you to console you.

Is this steamed rice flour?

-It's good. -No.

Will you only give steamed rice flour?

Won't you marry me and give birth to a baby?

Hey…

What?

Hey, what's that noise?

-Mom, that Malayali girl is here. -Oh, you mean the younger sister?

-Oh, God! -Tell her to come inside.

Go!

Stop.

You're coming for the first time. Jamuna comes here often.

She loves to come here.

-Sister, where did you buy this costume? -That is--

-Looks very good. -Hey, be quiet.

Mom!

-Why these sweets? -Auntie, today is Onam.

Oh, yes! All the days are the same to me. I see no difference.

Half of my life was spent in the kitchen.

-Hi ,dear, how is dad doing? -He is doing good.

You look like a Tamil girl, wearing that half sari.

Yes, she resembles one.

That is what I said.

-Okay, Auntie, bye. -Okay.

Bring something to eat for me.

Hey, what?

Nothing.

Nothing? Then why did you come here?

Don't come here again. Better leave.

Leave.

Look, she is laughing.

Hey!

Is she the beautiful deer?

Is she the dancing peacock?

Is she the cuckoo?

Is she the parrot?

Is that her?

Is she the parrot Or a cuckoo

Or a peacock Or a deer?

-Brother, come. -No,

I have to attend the Women's Association meeting at noon.

Don't know where I kept the box of pills.

-Brother, I'll buy you ten boxes. -I'm really tense.

-Brother, let's think about it later. -Let go of my hands.

-Brother, I must convey my love to Yammu. -Let my hands go.

Do you know whether she loves you?

Brother, it's easy to find out whether a girl is in love with you or not.

But very hard to find out, when the girl will abandon you.

Brother, come!

Brother, come.

-Leave me. -Come in.

Listen if anyone takes a photo and raises this issue at Parliament,

-then I'll get into trouble. -Nothing to worry about, come.

Brother, I'll sit in this corner.

-You go and win over Kerala. -Okay, bro!

Okay, sit.

Hello!

Oh, no!

You were looking for me for the past two days, right?

No, I didn't look for you.

Then, is this your dad's dhoti?

You're in love with me, right?

You're in love with me, right?

Then, shall I leave?

What is this?

What are you doing?

Why is he loosening the fingers!

Next, he might give her a massage.

What kind of love is this?

Shall I kiss you?

It's better to escape, or else I'll be thrashed today.

I'm not in love with you.

Bye.

She is as sweet as nectar honey

She laughs like a cracking coconut

She thinks of me in her mind

If I ask, she will hide it and stare at me

Like the white silk, like a jasmine bud

She stands in front of me

-My heart will crackle -Oh, dear!

-You have an abundance of knowledge -Oh, darling!

-You're a generous beauty -Oh, dear!

If she utters a word Even the stone bounces

Oh, Mallu girl!

Oh, dear! Oh, darling!

Oh, Mallu girl!

Oh, dear! Oh, darling!

Oh, Mallu girl!

Oh, dear! Oh, darling!

Oh, Mallu girl!

Oh, dear! Oh, darling!

A little vanilla and a little sky In one scoop

The sunflower and strawberry In one shop

-If you shake, the poetry will stream on -Oh, Mallu girl!

If you rub, the charm will stick on Oh, my girl!

Oh, Mallu girl!

Oh, Mallu girl!

Oh, Mallu girl!

Oh, Mallu girl!

She threw her black long tress on me

She caressed me and went on Hey, girl! Is this fair?

Like a shadow She rubbed off on me

Spoke caressingly of its folk in the air

Your flower-like fingers touch my heart

If it goes beyond the limit It's really dangerous

The honey lips yearned looking for a pair

It got swollen by kissing You better come here

I am sipping you drop by drop

Where to start and where to end?

You can touch me but I don't want an end

Everything got blazed, everything is sweet

She is as sweet as nectar honey

She laughs like a cracking coconut

She thinks of me in her mind

If I ask, she will hide it and stare at me

Like the white silk, like a jasmine bud

She stands in front of me

-My heart will crackle -Oh, dear!

-You have an abundance of knowledge -Oh, darling!

-You are a generous beauty -Oh, dear!

If she utters a word Even the stone bounces

Oh, Mallu girl!

Oh, dear! Oh, darling!

Oh, Mallu girl!

Oh, dear! Oh, darling!

Oh, Mallu girl!

Oh, dear! Oh, darling!

Oh, Mallu girl!

-Oh, dear! Oh, darling! -Oh, Mallu girl!

A little vanilla and a little sky

-In one scoop -Oh, Mallu girl!

The sunflower and strawberry

-In one shop -Oh, Mallu girl!

-If you shake, the poetry will stream on -One, two, three, four! Oh, Mallu girl!

If you rub, the charm will stick on

Buddy, Yamuna.

Do you want this?

Two of these.

Hi.

How much is this for?

Who is it?

Bridegroom from Dubai.

Bridegroom!

Is this him?

Hey, take your hands off him.

I will not spare him.

Brother, what Yamuna is saying?

How is her character?

Yammu is a very good girl.

Has she obtained any certificate?

Brother, I just told you.

Okay, leave it.

What about her sister Jamuna?

Brother, Yammu is my only love.

Hey, even if the sister-in-law looks awful, boys will always try.

-That too, you're great at it! -Brother, don't you believe me?

I don't believe anyone when it's about sister-in-law.

Yes.

Brother, Palaniswamy is coming.

Palani, welcome.

My dear, come. How are you doing?

-With your blessings, I'm doing good. -I didn't see you for ten days.

I applied for a passport and got it.

So I took a break and traveled abroad.

Where? To Bangkok?

Brother, how did you find out?

Hey, all those who get a passport,

make sure that they visit Bangkok first.

Brother, it's not like you think.

I went to worship God.

All the goddesses there had flat noses, right?

Hey, I'm one who corrected Kamasutra.

I ordered you to print a flex.

-Instead, you printed a cloth banner. -Oh, no!

-You-- -Oh, no!

I must hit you with these.

Don't run, you--

This guy!

Yes, that guy.

-This is happening because of you! Run! -Let's run!

I'm in debt of five lakhs for feeding grapes!

I'm paying an EMI.

-I fed only just a grape. -Don't fight, let's stay calm.

Hey, how are you sitting as if nothing happened?

It's you who ruined his life.

Brother, why do think negative? Think positively.

How?

She got a good life because of me.

-Such a great comedy! -Hey, I'm talking seriously

but you're laughing watching comedy on YouTube.

Brother, I'm watching your video

-and laughing. -My video!

Yes, brother.

-The video of you and a nurse. -Yes.

Brother, normally you draw lines with your hands, right?

But this time you drew by legs?

-Why do you watch that? -Bro!

Whenever I'm upset, I watch this video and laugh.

-It's full of fun. -What--

Is it fun? Show it to me. Let me watch it.

-Here it is, Brother. -I was serious while doing it.

Dear, don't go out unnecessarily.

-Lock the door and stay inside. -Okay.

-Bye, Daddy. -Let's go.

-Be safe. -Okay, Mom.

It's a dangerous street, be careful.

-Bye! -Bye!

Who is calling me now?

Is it from the Woman's association?

Why is he going aside?

Why is she calling me now?

Maybe it's her father?

Let me check.

Hello!

It's me, Yamuna.

Hey, it's you! I thought it might be your father.

Why are you calling so late at night?

Has everyone slept off?

No one is at home, except grandma and I.

Where have they gone to?

They left for Palakkad.

They will return after two days.

Then, it's awesome.

Shall I come over?

Hey, I just called to talk to you.

What are you doing?

I was thinking about you.

Don't lie.

Hey, I'm serious.

Hey, I will meet you and leave in five minutes.

No, I'm afraid.

We have got a chance to meet at night.

If you accept, I'll immediately come over.

If anyone sees you, that's it.

No one will see me.

I'll meet you quickly and leave.

Just keep the back door open.

Okay.

I'll come immediately.

Bye!

Hey, you're an IPL team owner.

Don't behave indecently!

Brother, Yamuna called me.

No one is at home.

We'll keep talking through the night.

If we eat spicy snacks, we won't fall asleep. So I'm taking these.

It's midnight and

you said that your girlfriend is calling you.

Then, why are you taking these spicy snacks?

Better take a condom.

-Brother! -Why are you shocked?

Is it not wrong?

Not at all! If you don't take it, then it's wrong.

Why did she invite you over so late?

Why did she say there's no one at home?

This is an indication.

Hey, in this world you may or may not get an indication,

but for this purpose, all living things will give an indication.

We must utilize the moment and accomplish the goal.

Do you understand?

Tell something.

I understand, brother.

No need, brother.

Then it's your wish.

Since you've compelled me, I'm leaving.

Hey, when did I compel you?

I just said it once.

That sounds compelling to me.

Bye. Take care, Brother.

-You drink and sleep. -Hey!

-Hey, just a moment. -What?

-What? -Give that take this.

Thanks, brother.

In this situation, most girls will ask you a question.

What question?

Is this the first time?

If you react like this,

you'll get caught.

Then what should I do, brother?

Like all men do, you say this is your first time.

-I'm telling you from experience. -Okay thank you, brother.

Thanks for your advice.

-Go. -Bye.

-Hey, better maintain your body posture. -Okay.

Is he exercising upside down?

He played it so well,

and pretends nothing has happened, rascal!

See how I'm going to massage you with coconut oil.

I'm really proud of you my, Brother.

Maybe you slightly misfired.

That's okay.

-He wants to know what has happened. -I'll give you an oil massage.

Let me say something and manage. I'm fine, brother.

Hey, if you feel uncomfortable, then tell me.

You better lie upside down and I will massage your body.

No, thanks.

After I came back last night, I've lost all those feelings.

I am not able to come out of it.

Those who get lost in these feelings, are never able to get out of it.

It's very difficult.

Leave that aside.

Tell me what exactly happened last night?

Let me heed.

As I said, I jumped over the wall.

Very interesting.

The thrill is in jumping over the wall.

Many get beat up when attempting the jump.

That's alright. Go ahead.

She took me to her room.

Hi!

May I come in?

Come.

-Come. -Wow!

Is this our room?

This is my room. Sit.

-Okay, sorry. -Careful.

Hey, what are you looking at?

Nothing. Is this how you dress up at night?

Yes.

Yes. Why?

Nothing, I just asked you.

-Can I get some water? -Okay, I'll get you.

That's the fear at beginning. Tell me what happened next.

Wow! Is it alcohol?

Not alcohol. It's cumin water.

Oh, okay.

Nice.

Hey Karthi, do you booze?

No, I don't booze.

Hey, why are you laughing? Don't you believe me?

Not that, you speak Malayalam.

I'm learning it by talking to you.

Because someday I'll speak to your dad, and ask him to give away you as my bride.

If he says, "Granted, take the bride."

Oh! He will say so.

Hey Karthi, there's a surprise for you.

Surprise!

-What surprise? -Close your eyes.

She asked me to close my eyes, brother.

Wow! She exactly came to the point.

Then she came and sat close to me.

Then I gazed at her and she gazed at me as well.

Very interesting.

She came closer to me.

-Came closer! -She came closer to me.

Hey, why are you taking so long to come to the point?

Is she coming to you from Kerala?

Tell me what happened further.

This is my family album.

That's me, that's my sister.

This was taken on the school annual day.

This is my favorite photo.

This is the latest one, clicked in the 12th class.

Oh, photo from the 12th class?

The dog seems to be very big!

Why are you starting it?

This is the college photo.

This is the recent photo.

What are you doing?

-Dear, what is that noise? -Oh, no! Grandma is here!

-Do you need me? -Why did you come?

I came here to ask you the recipe of rice pudding.

-Don't lie. -Oh, no!

-That's not why you're here! -No!

-I'm coming. -No!

No, I promise.

Hey.

-Hey, why are you crying? -Brother, forgive me.

Nothing happened last night. I lied to you.

You lied to me?

You lied about everything?

So sad.

-Yesterday, you gave me a thing, right? -Yes.

I dropped it.

That's correct.

Brother, I dropped it on the floor by mistake.

-Dropped it on the floor? -Yes!

I dropped a penny!

-Dear! -I'll give it you later.

-I dropped a penny! -Go!

Hey, it's a small thing but it's really important.

You must keep it safe.

Brother, I dropped it on the floor by mistake and that's when Grandma walked in.

Everything went downhill after she walked in.

Grandma went down?!

No, Brother.

It fell down.

-And when Grandma walked in… -Oh, God!

If Yammu finds it, my love will be at stake.

She is a very trendy girl. She will not take this seriously.

-Don't worry. -No, Bro.

Brother, she isn't like others.

She is very different.

Last night, there was was crab curry for dinner at their home.

She ate crab curry and was still normal!

What are you saying?

She ate the crab curry and was normal?

Something is wrong with the family.

Let's check about that later. Did she call you?

No, Brother. I switched off my phone fearing that she would.

I told you not to do this. You shouldn't switch off your phone.

Give it to me.

There are 25 missed calls.

Twenty-five?

I want to meet you immediately.

Hey, "I want to meet you immediately" has only two meanings.

-One, I want you. -Excellent, brother.

If not that, then she wants to hit you with her sandals!

-Brother, why do you say so? -Then, what else to say?

Stop weeping.

The first option I spoke about, is more plausible.

There's no chance at all for the second option.

Above all this,

if the girl spits on your face.

Then it's not possible to find a girl like her,

even if you search for them using modern satellites!

You're getting old as well.

Better fall at her feet, convince her, and get married to her and settle down.

Good idea, brother.

Karthi!

Oh, no!

What is this?

-Try and manage. -Brother, is that a noodles spice packet?

I haven't even seen this in Delhi.

Karthi, what is this?

I'll tell you the truth.

-I'll tell you the truth. -Don't tell her that

-I brought it for my grandpa. -I gave you that.

Hey, your grandpa's hands tremble, right?

Oh, God!

So you came to meet me for sex, right?

You didn't enjoy the moment, when I was sitting and talking to you.

You only scanned my physique.

Your heart is full of filthy thoughts.

There is no love for me.

What is the difference between you and the others who want to woo me, Karthi?

Here you go.

Hereafter, I don't wish to see you.

Goodbye.

-Hey, go. -Yammu!

-Go talk to her. -Yammu.

Useless fellow!

Brother, she's got great character. I can't miss her!

She will be my wife.

-She has the perfect character. -Yes.

It's worth making a statue for such girls.

-Where, brother? -As usual at Delhi.

Marriage will be held in my presence and will host a party near the parliament.

-We will show our power. -Yes!

Hey, my towel will slip. I am not wearing anything inside.

Sir, have you lost all your teeth?

Not only teeth, even other parts of the body.

Oh, no!

As told by the actor Simbu,

"Life is a mysterious puzzle."

Sir, did he say this?

Many people said it. He also must have said so.

Where is my stick?

Who is pulling my stick!

Leave my stick.

Chris Gayle!

You be quiet.

Hey, Yammu!

Please, listen to me.

Yammu, he screwed it up.

He came and gave me everything.

-Leave me alone. -Yammu, please believe me.

Yammu, I thought it was a balloon.

-I thought it was a balloon. -I'll tell my dad.

Hey! Will you tell all this to your dad?

Grandpa, the dog here is missing. Where did it go?

It got a job.

Job?

-What kind of job? -It got a job in the bomb squad.

It's good at smelling things.

The SI recommended him, so he joined them.

How much is the salary?

I'll give you its contact number. You may call and find out yourself.

Hey!

Will you call a dog? Get lost.

Actually I wanted come in person and…

Why is she bloated?

Dammit!

What?

LONG LASTING LOVE

OUR LEADER WE WELCOME YOU!

No need of savory snacks, instead take a condom.

I can run after taking any pill, except this one!

My knees hurt!

Did I ask you?

I would've taken the savory snack.

In the name of suggesting ideas, you ruined my love.

Are you enjoying taking tablets in the morning?

Not like that. It was overcast,

but I thought it was dusk and took three power pills already.

I understand your emotion very well.

Give me half an hour. I'll explain things to you.

-Will you explain to me? -Yes!

I've been after her like a dog for the past four days.

She hasn't even bothered to look at me.

I'll kill you.

-I'll kill you. -Why are you furious at me?

Look, nature has provided us with two things.

Food and sex.

You're not allowing me to enjoy these.

Has nature given me anything extra?

I don't know what you do.

I want to meet Yammu and talk to her.

-Is that all you need? -Yes.

I'll abduct her tonight.

-You mean, Yamuna? -Her grandma.

The grapes guy!

Are you now ruining lives of grannies?

Hey, dude! What are you doing here?

This is my office.

Dude, let's talk about that babe's matter a little later.

Dude, I'll buy you liquor.

Liquor!

Yes, dude.

I fed just a grape.

You ruined my life.

One kilo of grapes is sold for ten rupees.

I didn't feel like eating.

-So sad. -But she asks for them everyday!

Hey!

-Run! -Run!

Guys…

this is our main weapon.

Throw it on the road when grandma comes,

and she will bend down and take it.

Because she is very fond of cigarettes.

At that moment, put the sac over her

and abduct and hold her for five minutes.

Okay, brother.

One more important thing.

You're not dealing with Katrina Kaif, instead it's a granny.

If she dies,

then all of you be eating ragi balls in Coimbatore Central prison.

Do you understand?

Handle with care.

-Okay? -Okay, brother.

-Okay. -Catch it.

Oh, God!

Brother, why are you posing like Usain Bolt?

Are you ready to run away in case of a problem?

Why don't you realize? I have taken three pills.

That's why, I'm sitting here with the support of my hands.

Now why are you crying?

I'll tell you.

Better tell me.

I shouldn't have done it.

After all for the sake of what? sex? Dammit.

Don't mention "After all for sex."

We all have been created for that reason.

The reason why nature created us is only for reproduction.

I mean sex.

You're blabbering after taking the pill.

Whatever I do, I only speak the truth.

Let's assume that you suddenly met with an accident and lost your hands.

What will you do?

People without hands achieve many things.

Okay, had you lost your legs as well, what will you do?

Brother, millions of people without legs are successful in life.

What if, in a major accident your male organ is removed?

-What will you do? -Brother!

How is it possible to live without it?

It's better to die rather living without that part.

Now do you understand?

So, never mention "After all for sex".

The society will spare and pity if you're handicapped.

But if you don't have male organ,

they will call you cheap and humiliate you.

Yes.

You're a genius.

Brother, can I touch you?

Don't touch.

The body is in vibrating mode.

I smell a cigarette, I think grandma is on her way.

Guys, be alert.

The grandma is smoking intensely.

-Come. -Look at her.

What's this!

Wow, a cigarette! God is great.

No, God is bad.

-Who is it? -Hold tight.

Lift her up!

Auntie is very heavy.

Auntie? She is a granny!

I'm blabbering out of fear.

Jesus!

Grandma!

-Grandma! -Don't panic.

Grandma will be right back.

I'm not able to run, since I took the pill.

However, he wants to talk with you for two minutes.

That's fine.

Come right away.

Yammu, I'm coming.

Come, tell her.

-Tell her. -Yammu, I swear, I left just with savory.

It was him who gave me something and diverted me.

-Who? Me? -Yes.

-Coming with that mindset was a mistake. -Yes, I agree it was mistake.

Even after marriage, I'll not have this thinking.

-I swear. -What a lie!

Whatever you say to justify it, I'm not ready to accept it.

Get lost.

Jammu!

No, Yammu.

-Jammu? You're dead. -Hey!

Why are you standing like an umpire with legs wide spread?

After taking three pills, I can only stand like an umpire, not like Arya?

You can't understand.

She is leaving. Call her.

-Yammu, please. -Call her!

Please, I can't run.

Please, wait.

It was my mistake.

Since you called him at midnight,

it was me who gave it to him.

Now I know, you're a girl who only wishes

to drink tea and take savory snacks.

I'm sorry.

Whatever drama you perform, I won't be convinced.

Yammu, listen.

Okay, it's me who brought it.

-Hey! -I admit I did a mistake.

-Hey! -I'm talking, right?

What should have you done?

You should have told me, "Karthi, all this is only after marriage."

Then everything would've been cleared.

I would've kept quiet.

Else I would've been on pilgrimage.

Instead you're behaving as if I made a grave mistake.

What?

Hey.

Yammu!

-Yammu -Handle softly.

Hey! Be quiet.

Yammu, I'll give you one example to prove that I'm innocent.

Listen, when I proposed my love, I could've kissed on your lips.

Instead I kissed on your nose.

Do you know why?

Why?

Because I'm a good guy.

The one who kisses at back, is he a good guy?

-What are you saying? -Hey!

-I'm confused. -Be quiet. It's all because of you.

You compelled me.

Yammu! Yammu!

-I don't know who they are. -Where was Yamuna then?

Yamuna came with you, right?

They abducted me in a sac.

I'll go check and come.

Better inform the cops.

-Dad! -What happened, dear?

I came looking for you, grandma.

Grandma came along with you, right?

I didn't see, Dad.

I'm leaving.

Damn!

-What is she talking? -Who knows?

Tomorrow give a complaint at police station.

-What? -Start the bike.

-Why? -Let us go for a long drive.

Oh, long drive?

Okay, sit.

Actually that girl is a good girl.

She is pure by heart.

-Sweet girl. -She is going through a tough phase.

But his time is very good.

-Oh, God! -Everything is a kurma.

-What? -No, everything is karma.

Sir, after coming to this city my only concern was,

how am I going to take care of my daughters?

But someone has tried to abduct my mom.

Sir, I fear thinking about this world.

Don't worry, sir.

If we get a small clue of the accused, then we can find them easily.

Granny, can you identify their faces?

I don't remember the face, but I have an identification mark.

Very good.

Then let's bring all the suspicious criminals

and check the identification mark.

What is the identification mark?

That is a cigarette mark.

-Be quiet. -Let me talk.

It's not possible for you alone to check everyone.

Why?

It's because checking everyone in the city will be embarrassing.

-Oh! -Sir, no need for that.

Instead arrange for a night patrol, sir.

There is shortage of cops in the police station.

I'll do one thing. I'll shortlist guys from this locality

and ask them to patrol at night for a week.

-After that we will decide. -Okay, sir.

He is a dummy cop.

Great idea.

Everyday night I will come to your house and blow whistle thrice. You come out.

Okay?

Hey!

Not bad. You're here.

I have never been outside at night with anyone.

This is all because of you.

As if I'm going out with someone all night!

I didn't mean it in the wrong manner.

Yammu, when we narrate our love story to our children in future,

there should be some thrill.

Oh, no need.

Why no need?

Are you scared?

Okay, just in case if your father comes, what will you do?

I don't know.

What will you do?

I will run away from here.

But he will not come.

He must be drunk and sloshed.

Shall I blow once?

Why not? Blow the whistle.

Blow it.

Oh, God!

Who is blowing the whistle!

I'll ask them to whistle somewhere else.

Why aren't they letting us sleep?

Very nice.

Let me blow once.

Don't blow. I ate fish curry.

Love doesn't have stinking smell.

Give it to me.

-What, dear! -Dad!

Sir, you hit me in hurry.

If you know who I am, you'll feel happy.

Who are you?

I'm your best friend Gopal's only son.

Jammu, didn't you tell?

Are you Mr. Gopal's son?

Does Mr. Gopal have a son?

Why, sir? Shouldn't he have one?

Why do you have the doubt?

-You… -Sir!

-Oh, no! -Better escape.

I have fixed the marriage of my daughters

with my relatives at Dubai.

-Sir! -I wasn't aware that you've a son,

and hence I befriended you.

Mom, it's his mistake.

Sir, you too have a daughter. Please understand.

Now, if your son is seen near my daughter,

-I'll lodge a complaint with the police. -Sir.

-Hey, you're still here? -Dad, what are you doing!

-Sir. -Catch her.

-Mom! -Don't hit her.

Should I face this humiliation?

Should I face this!

Look, what song is this.

-Give it to me. Give it. -Dad!

You don't know the password.

-Give it. -Dear, calm down.

Hey, get out.

-I said get out. -Where are you going?

What are you doing? Why do you want the world to know?

-Go, let's talk in the morning. Go inside. -Hey, let go of me!

-You're humiliating me. -Dear, go inside.

-He was scolding me. -Go inside, let's talk in the morning.

Go, let's talk in the morning.

-Will he change if we talk tomorrow? -Why?

Why are you doing like this?

Mom, is it a mistake to have that song as a ringtone?

Don't you regret what happened is a mistake?

Okay, Mom, I'll change the ringtone.

Hey!

Oh, my God!

What a horrible fate!

Greetings!

-Come. -Namaste!

-Get in. -Greetings!

-What is this? -Get ready soon.

Quickly get ready.

Come soon.

Dear, did you see Jamuna?

No, I didn't see her.

Where did she go?

-Jammu, what are you doing her? -Dear!

Just five minutes. You please come out.

Dad is at home.

-Please, come out. -Okay, I'll come.

Why did she come here at this time?

Jammu, why did you come here now?

Someone might see.

So what? Let them see.

There's a big problem.

You can't marry Yamuna. She is getting married and leaving to Dubai.

I'll handle it. First you leave from here.

-No, please. -Please.

-What are you doing? Leave me. -Please.

Yamuna is not for you. I'm for you.

Leave me.

Don't act like a lunatic, someone might see.

No, answer my question.

What?

First time when I came to your house, you liked me, right?

You tried to fall in love with me, right?

Is this the time to talk?

Don't act. Tell me.

You were in love with me, right?

I saw you as a friend.

Really?

How do I explain you?

Please! Love me.

How can I love you? It's not possible.

It's possible.

Listen, anyhow I'll marry your sister.

I'll be coming to your house, so don't worry.

No, you should be in love only with me.

-Please. -No.

-Please. -No.

-Please. -No.

-Please. -No.

LEARN MALAYALAM IN 30 DAYS

Why is my thinking very cheap like others?

Hey!

Pari, you are here!

Good, you recognized me.

-I thought you would've forgotten. -How can I forget you?

It has been a long time since I met you.

Come.

Come inside.

Oh, God!

Sit down.

You come and sit here.

It will be clean every other day,

but today…

-Then, how are you? -I'm doing good.

He is my dad.

Greetings!

Hope you remember him.

You'll remember.

How about coffee?

Excuse me.

Parimala… Malar.

Parimalam has come.

Who?

Parimalam.

My schoolmate and my ex-girlfriend.

-We had a breakup. -Oh, it's her?

-Yes. -Why has she come?

If you come, it will be nice.

What?

Come out. She came home for the first time.

Please. Sorry to ask you to come.

-You go. -I know you'll come.

Malar, my wife.

-Be seated. -Sit down.

How are you doing?

I'm doing good.

Didn't your husband come?

We planned to come together, but he left to Bangalore on official work.

Oh, I see.

What do you like to have?

Juice. Dear, how about juice?

No, you like coffee, right?

Yes.

How about coffee?

Dear, three cups of coffee, please.

-Then… -The house is maintained well.

-Yes. -It's nice.

Excuse me, I'll be right back.

I changed my clothes.

Sorry, I got a bit late.

It has been a long time since we met, right?

Why are you here?

His niece lives on the next street.

I knew only when she told me.

That's how I came to meet you.

So sweet of you.

Thank you very much.

DAD'S…

How many children do you have?

I have two children as well.

A boy and a girl.

Wait, I'll call them.

Karthik, Kavitha, please come here.

-These are my children. -Hi!

-My daughter is in third year BSc. -Hi!

My son has graduated in commerce and what is that…

-Hello! -he does… what is that tube?

-Cycle tube. -What?

YouTube, Dad.

He is having a YouTube channel.

Oh, YouTube channel?

Will you join me as a VJ?

Yeah, sure.

Then, let's host a program together.

Yes, can do.

Why not? Sure.

Hope you won't forget.

No, I won't forget.

-How will he forget? -Dad!

You didn't introduce them?

They are…

They are our…

-Sister? -She is not my sister.

He is joking.

Oh, then elder sister?

Why are you mentioning blood relations?

No, she is…

The neighborhood auntie?

Look, how he is fumbling.

No, I'll tell you.

She is my schoolmate.

Oh, schoolmate?

Yes.

We used to talk a lot always.

If you have work, please carry on.

He is a busy man always.

No dad, I'm free now.

Then go check coffee, please.

He wants coffee, song, don't you feel ashamed?

By now, you should've been angry!

Don't you?

Who said I'm not angry?

-I'm angry. -Then go fight.

-Go. -No point in fighting.

I'll buy gold for one lakh rupees, only then he will not repeat this.

You're a genius.

Mom, I have a doubt.

What if your ex-lover visits you with his children…

will dad make coffee for them?

Not your dad…

no dad in this world will make coffee.

They'll only throw a rock at your head.

You're asking me, right?

If your wife's ex-lover comes, will you make coffee and serve?

-Mom! -What is it?

You're getting angry, right?

All men are of the same kind.

If a woman has an ex-lover, men can't tolerate it.

Get lost.

It's right!

Okay, bye.

Bye.

-Whenever you come here, visit us. -Sure.

Who is this?

-Enough, come. -Brother.

Brother.

Who is that auntie?

Seems to be new to our place.

She is my father's friend.

Your father's body language is not right.

Better tell me who is that?

Look at his questions.

She is my father's ex-lover.

Your father is similar to us.

Brother, look all the cars are Kerala registered.

Has your father-in-law died?

If my father-in-law has died, then a canopy will be there.

He might be critical. You better call Yamuna and check.

If he is dead, then I'll shut down entire Coimbatore.

Call her.

-Hello! -Hello, Yammu.

Why is your house crowded?

People have come to see me as bride.

I'll talk to you later.

What?

-You don't get tense. -Hello, Yammu.

-I'll call you later. -Yammu

Has your father-in-law died?

She said people have come to see the bride and hung up the phone.

Oh, no! I'll be caught.

Brother, what you do, call me in the evening.

Because the Minister is waiting at Delhi.

I'm tensed! What's with your nonsense?!

Stay here.

What's that you did going to Delhi?

He is asking the right question.

I'll call you later.

Just a minute. I'll be right back.

Come here.

Go and ask their problem.

If Malayalis fold their dhoti, it means they will surely hit you.

-What happened? -Nothing.

-Dhoti-- -Who are you calling?

It's my phone. I will make a call.

Why are you calling our girl?

-She's my girlfriend, I'll call. -What did you say?!

Kick him.

Sir, let's go peacefully.

How dare you speak filthy words?

Do you know who I am?

Send out all the men from home. We'll handle.

-All of you come here. -What happened?

I can hit a person at my age.

But all those who are coming seem to be young.

You better handle them, please.

Be careful.

Better leave.

-How dare you come here and show off? -Just leave!

Are you hiding here to do Gorilla attack?

Brother, today I have to go to Delhi urgently.

I'll come back tomorrow and let's talk and settle.

What if you go to Delhi or not?

I'm bleeding!

Get up!

-How dare you! I won't not spare him. -Don’t go.

Stop!

Take this.

What is this?

Why are you fighting with a snake gourd?

You're my girlfriend's guy.

-Who is he? -He is Jamuna's guy.

I've been desperately searching for you.

-No! -I won't hit you.

-You're special. -Special?

Come.

-What do you think of… -Stop.

Look at my girlfriend.

Is there any reaction?

No, right?

Now hit me.

Dear…

Did you see?

I'm her lover.

-Hey! -Take the next flight

and leave for Dubai.

Are you hiring goons to hit me?

All I need is a liter of petrol to abduct your daughter.

Yammu, better warn your father.

MOM

-Mom, tell me? -Do you have sense?

Why do you fight on streets and humiliate us?

Then ask dad to book Nehru stadium, I'll fight there.

Is this a dialogue, better hang up the phone.

Just hold.

You gave Dubai guy coffee, what next, juice?

Are you mad? why are you fighting on the road?

When I called, you said people have come to see you.

Asking me to hang up the phone.

Won't I get irritated?

How can I talk when all are at home?

Do you know what has happened?

What happened?

You challenged to abduct me, if my wedding is arranged.

Yes.

Now my dad is hosting the wedding at Dubai.

Dubai!

Yes, now how will you abduct me?

What to do Yammu?

It's you who challenged, you better think.

How do I… Hey! Hello!

Why is she saying like this?

Dear, don't cry.

Listen to me.

Shall I make a video call in the evening?

Come, dude.

How come you're here?

Dude, heard what happened and felt bad.

-More than me, Rani felt very bad. -Look here.

Dude, it's okay.

I'm alright.

Dude, after all these problems,

your parents will not allow you both at home.

Better take her and leave to UP or MP.

-UP or MP? -Yes.

Without knowing the mindset of the other,

-you shouldn't give them advice. -You're right, sir.

-It gets fired back at us. -Exactly.

He advised them to elope.

They wanted to know the consequences of eloping,

and hence he revealed the plan to their relatives.

-Too bad. -He got them to elope.

Rani, throw the bag.

Hope you took the jewels. Okay.

Come.

No one is here, come.

-Run! -Jack is eloping with Rani.

-This voice seems to be familiar. -Jack is eloping with Rani.

Come.

Oh, no! All of them have gathered here.

Oh, no!

Why are the lines zigzagging?

Dear, I think someone has betrayed us.

The intelligence department is following me.

If they ask you, don't say anything. It's better to consume cyanide and die.

I'll unveil a statue for you at Delhi.

Whenever I take pills, I'm forced to run.

Brother, how come you're here?

Nothing, dear.

I came to check how the constituency functions at night.

Our constituency is in a very bad state at night.

What are you saying?

-There are electricity failures at night. -Oh, God!

We're unable to sleep in the bedroom.

You're right. The bedroom is hot.

Buy an air-conditioner and install it.

Okay, brother.

-Fix it soon. -Okay, brother.

Because it's difficult to live in such conditions

-with good morality. -You said it!

-Do you understand? -Yes, I understand.

-Okay, I'm leaving. -Okay, brother.

If your son is seen around my daughter, I'll kill him.

-Hey, shut your mouth. -Your daughter goes out with my son!

-Dad. -If I tell my guys,

they will behead your son.

-Uncle! -Don't I know about my son?

-Try to take him to your house alive. -Bro!

-Hi brother, come. How are you? -Hey, you!

-What are you doing here? -Be quiet.

Look there.

When Jack and Rani eloped, they got caught.

-Look, what's happening. -Hey, stop.

Stop.

Stop it.

Now what has happened?

-He is saying something to our society. -Why are you being so uncivilized?

What is the use of caste? Why are you behind the caste?

They both fell in love.

-He is very terrifying. -Don't look at the caste!

He's roused their conscience and shaken up their hearts!

Yes, Bro!

Lord Murugan married Valli.

You know it, right?

Didn't we accept him as God?

He is rocking!

Why are they taking the logs?

-Hit him. -Why are they hitting him?

He must have toiled too much.

Let him suffer.

Poor guy! He asked 1,000 rupees for half a page of dialogue.

I gave him 500 rupees.

What? Was this your plan?

Yes, Brother.

Oh, God! Jack is an idiot.

Had he told me, I would've got them married.

Instead he eloped with the girl and got beaten up.

Brother, don't scold the poor guy.

It was me who gave him this idea.

Why did you give him this idea?

He suggested this idea to me, so I wanted to test it with him.

Brother, I've told you about all of my personal details.

Hope you won't test it on me.

No, Brother. You're like God to me.

He will surely betray me.

Karthi!

Wake up. Come on!

Dad is calling you.

What is it, Mom?

I have never questioned you before.

But today I wanna ask you something.

It's because I'm living in fear.

I fear that just like Jack, you might do something stupid.

Your happiness is your priority at this age.

These things happen at this age.

You have a sister and I believe that you care about her.

When we go looking for a groom for your sister,

if someone says something bad…

I won't be able to answer them.

I'll be embarrassed.

We care about our daughter.

And the bakery guy cares for his daughter as well.

I will talk to him on your behalf.

But he has found a groom for her in Dubai. What can I do?

Look, for the sake of your sister, I beg of you.

Forget that girl.

Please.

If begging isn't good enough,

-I'll fall on your feet. -Dad.

-What are you doing? -Please forget that girl.

Don't do this.

Dad!

Tell me.

I want to meet Yamuna's father.

Don't keep the box over the sari.

Nothing happened, you be quiet.

Did you keep the cigar, dear?

In the tension of traveling to Dubai,

-the cigar is your problem. -Yes.

-Jamuna, take this and keep it in. -What other entertainment

do I have in Dubai apart from cigars?

Mom, you can't take cigars on the flight.

They'll check for drugs in it.

Arrange for a cigar.

Sir.

Look, a beggar has come.

Oh, my God!

Sir.

What?

What?

Sir.

What, sir?

Sir, please forgive me.

Why are you doing this?

-Hey! -All these problems are because of me.

Sir, please forgive me.

Sir, what is this?

Only after my father explained it to me, I understood how much you've suffered.

Sir, you bought this house happily and came here.

Because of me you're going abroad to get your daughter married

without your relatives.

I don't want that curse.

As you wished,

call all your relatives…

and let the marriage happen here itself.

I am happy that you realized your mistake.

Though I wish my daughter get married to a bride in Dubai,

it pained me that I would get her married

without our kith and kin at the wedding.

But now, I will be able to do so, all because of you.

Sir, I'll go out of station

until the wedding is done.

-Oh, no! Stop it, dear! -Sir, you shouldn't have any problems.

You shouldn't have problems due to me.

Sorry, sir.

I'm leaving, sir.

Please forget everything that happened.

Nothing like that, sir.

-Okay, sir. -Please.

Requesting this song.

Muthu has generously donated ten rupees, our heartfelt thanks to him.

Manimegalai, are you feeling shy?

Look, the guys have come.

We have raised the children and hence they are--

To conclude the program, whether you like or not.

This song is for you.

Megala was brought up with utmost care

So she still feels shy

She will keep staring in person every day

I was killed every day in her love

-Megala was brought up with utmost care -Are you feeling shy?

-So she still feels shy -Won't she have?

She will keep staring in person everyday

I was killed everyday in her love

If you have parents, don't fall in love

They will torture and kill you Don't tell them your love

If you have parents Don't fall in love

They will torture and kill you Don't tell them your love

Who touched dude's heart?

Who shot the don?

Who touched dude's heart?

Who shot the don?

She spoiled me calling dear

Jasmine!

She attacked me wearing The Onam festive sari

Put it like that!

She spoiled me calling dear

She attacked me wearing The Onam festive sari

Beauteous Yamuna!

Gorgeous Jamuna!

Hey, come here.

I will kill you. I'm already in pain, what's your problem?

Sorry, dude. I sang by mistake.

After singing about Yamuna, he feels for Jamuna as well.

Hey, keep that here.

She will bring and give it to me

Chickpeas and steamed rice

Like steamed rice, the heart was broken

Who will come to hold it?

It's God's own country, dude

But I don't have entry, why dear?

It's God's own country, dude

But I don't have entry, why dear?

Why, dear?

Many loves will blossom in our life

But one of them will last ever in our life

It's said that, those who tell the truth are equal to God.

Many loves will blossom in our life

But one of them will last ever in our life

We will forget the time

Half of your life will be flattened

If it goes well, everything is happy

If it breaks up, then it's a blow

If it goes well, everything is happy

If it breaks up, then it's a blow

Who touched dude's heart? Who shot the don?

Who shot the don?

-Who touched dude's heart? -Who did it?

Who shot the don?

Who?

-Hurry up. -I'm trying.

Dammit!

Oh, God!

-Hey, they are standing there. -Come.

-Hey, they have come. -Hey, let's get them.

-Let's run away. -Run.

-Come fast. -Run

-Hey, don't let them go. -Hey, let me go.

Hey, leave me.

Hey, I'm not coming, leave me.

-Hey, leave me. -Brother, please save us.

Please save us.

-Brother, please. -Come, great lovers that you are!

-Please, brother. -I will hit you.

Hey, let me go. Please!

Look, at this age we think that our happiness is more important.

That's because of the age.

Our parents know what's good and what is bad for us.

In this world, our parents' happiness is the most important.

You'll get a better boy than him.

He'll get a better girl than you.

Go.

Listen to what your parents tell you.

-Brother, take them. -To earn money,

-he is slogging like an animal. -Let me go, brother!

I'm earning in lakhs at Dubai.

-Please, brother. -I'm from Dubai.

Hey.

What, brother? Do you have any further advice to them?

Yes.

Dubai!

Dubai!

-Dubai! -Hey!

Leave.

Flee away.

Hey!

I'm from Dubai.

-Dubai! -Oh God!

If anyone utters the word Dubai again,

I'll kill you.

-Looks good. -Thank you, sir.

Hope the marriage preparations are over?

Almost over.

Only the distribution of invites is pending.

If any help is required, let me know.

Thank you, sir.

Hope after marriage they'll stay here for a week and then leave?

No,

-the next day they're leaving for Dubai. -Yes.

Oh, you're sending the girl immediately to Dubai.

Okay.

Where is he leaving?

Till the marriage gets over,

he has decided to stay out of station.

That's why he is leaving.

Really?

Just a minute.

At this situation, don't send him out of town.

If he takes any wrong decision, then…

Okay, we're leaving.

Okay.

All of you should come.

Yes, sure.

-It's like a family wedding for us. -Thank you.

-See you soon. -I'm leaving.

-We're leaving. -Okay.

Yes like that, that is how it's done.

Who is calling me at this time?

Hello!

Brother, he fell on the feet of girl's parents and sacrificed his love.

What are you saying?

Not only that, he is going out of town.

He is getting ready to leave.

Hey, what are you saying?

If this issue is known in Delhi, my image will be tarnished.

I will be questioned, when I failed him in his quest for love,

how will I get anything done in Delhi?

We shouldn't leave this as is.

We must abduct that girl and get her married to him.

I'll come now.

Darling, draw the line.

You better draw it.

Good thing, I didn't take the pill.

Hey, are you still getting ready?

I feel bad, and I don't wish to come.

I'm coming only because of you.

Look, they've invited us,

despite everything that has happened.

It won't be good if we don't go.

It's getting late. Come soon.

Keep the flowers.

What you do is, take this.

Dad, no need.

-Keep it. -Dad, no need.

Forget everything. Call your friends and go have fun.

This too shall pass, don't hold on to it for long in your head.

Hey, as planned we go straight and abduct the bridegroom.

-In this, we will also abduct the bride. -Correct.

We will get him married, you understand?

Hey, get the vehicle to the place as planned.

Boss, the vehicle will run for a kilometer only.

Hey, for his love one kilometer is more than enough.

-Go. -Right, boss.

For security reasons, I have called ten Black Cat Commandos from Delhi.

Check the timing.

Hey, boss.

-Look. -Looks familiar!

Brother, what are you doing here wearing a turban?

Boss, he is running away.

Hey, why are you running away from me?

Hey, don't run.

I won't let you go. Hey, stop.

Hey wait, let's check whether he is in kitchen.

Brother, people are chasing me. If they come, please don't point at me.

Sure, brother.

Hey!

Hey, not now.

-Hey, not now. -Wait.

I only fed one grape.

You ruined it.

Hey, this is some other problem, let's settle later.

-When? -Dude, I'm going through a rough patch.

I must know the time!

Let's settle later. Hey, tell me.

Sir, thank you--

-You! -Hey, why did you do it?

You ate the fruit and gave the seed to me.

Now, I'm nurturing the plant.

Now I became famous being her husband.

You made me a celebrity.

Nothing like that.

-Let's come to an understanding. -Really?

Get lost.

-Hey, hit. -Hey, don't kill me over a babe!

What happened to the liver fry?

Not only liver fry, sir. I'll get you intestines as well.

Smile, please.

Hey, come in!

-Please, no! Uncle, please help me. -Hey!

He's forgotten what happened and he's playing happily.

Really must appreciate you.

I heard, you got a baby boy.

Whom does the baby resembles, you or your wife?

-Is this also there? -Hey, move aside.

Hey, stop!

-He got confused. -Idiots!

No one is here, where to go and hide?

Oh, God!

Hey, why did you come here?

Leave that, what are you doing here?

I came to abduct the bridegroom.

Bridegroom?

-Hey! -Why are you hitting my back?

What is the need to abduct the bridegroom?

I'll tell you that story later.

-Hello! -Dear, where are you?

I'm doing some urgent work.

I'll come with grapes after the work is over.

-Wait till then. -Okay.

Hey, how long will you make me to buy you grapes?

Hey, why did you come here?

Why won't you ask me?

You'll fall in love!

You will romance the girl!

You will use me.

Later, for sake of your family, you will sacrifice everything.

Hey, if the opposition knows about this, they will spit on me.

I'll not leave it aside, this will become a national issue.

I'll abduct the bride and you should marry her.

I came to abduct the bride.

Though the marriage happens at wedding hall…

-Come here! -Both the bride and bridegroom

-Come! -must visit Lord Ayyappa temple.

I'll give you two options, decide for yourself.

Tell your father that everything is over between us.

-Hey! -When you're so shocked,

think how your father will react!

-This is damn cheap idea, I can't. -I know.

That's why, there is option two.

Okay, how much gold will they give you?

-Why? -Why are you getting shocked?

Don't doubt me, I'll not take it.

-Tell me. -About 200 sovereigns.

My goodness! You'll wear all 200 sovereigns and come?

After the wedding reception is over, I'll come to your room.

Let's leave, roam around the whole night and at dawn we will go to my house.

If my dad does not accept, we will go to your dad.

-He will surely accept. -How you are so confident?

If he doesn't accept, 200 sovereigns of gold will be with us, isn't it?

No dad will send his daughter with 200 sovereigns of gold,

that too with a person like me.

Excellent!

Why didn't you tell me this before?

I have been with you for for many years, won't I know about you?

If you take pills and go before my father-in-law,

Everything will collapse totally.

Brother, this incident is a history.

I must help you in this matter.

My guys are waiting outside in the van.

You and the girl come over.

No pills today.

-Just a minute. -Okay.

Yammu, I came inside.

Tell me once everyone settles down, I'll come to your room.

Okay.

I'm scared.

Hey, don't back off.

I have no one other option.

Hope you've packed the jewelry?

-Okay. -Okay, good! I'll come now.

Dammit! Is this your plan?

You're dead.

I'm going to call your dad and inform him.

Uncle, I'm scared!

That's it.

Hey, stop.

I won't let you go. Don't run, stop.

Everyone, smile.

Sir, come a little closer.

Excuse me.

Hey, where are you?

Hey, what's the hurry? I'm taking a selfie.

Take it, this is your last selfie.

-What are you saying? -Your son has come to abduct the girl.

Go tell this to her father.

If I tell this to him, he will die on the stage.

Where is he now?

You come to the ground floor, I'll chase and catch him.

-Brother, I'll just come back. -Okay.

-Okay. -Hey, come.

Welcome.

Hey, give me the sugar pill, my eyes are getting dark.

Water!

Boss, looks like I gave you the wrong pill.

Hey, what are you saying?

Oh, no! You gave me the power pill!

Now the turbo mode is on.

Welcome.

-Hey, where is he? -He went this way.

I came from this way, I didn't see him.

-Where did he go? -Then he should've gone this way.

Look, till the marriage is over, he must be kept locked in a room.

Go check each and every door.

Excuse me, I'm Swaminathan.

Hey, what?

Hello!

I'm Swaminathan.

Hello, uncle!

Excuse me, I'm Swaminathan.

Did any guy come here wearing a checked shirt?

Is this the way to talk to a family girl when going to the wedding reception?

I will hit you.

What a beauty!

-Oh, no! -What a bang!

Oh, no! Daddy!

Excuse me, I'm Swaminathan.

Did any guy come here?

Why is she hitting me!

This is his shirt!

Then who is the beauty?

Did you see any guy wearing a checked shirt?

That smart boy?

-Yes. -I think he is…

-Did he go this way? -Yes.

Hey, he is your son.

-Who, this girl? -Were you flirting with her?

-Have you got her mobile number? -I thought she is from Kerala.

Oh, no! Only men are here.

Hi!

Who is this?

Coming up like Jessy going to gym.

Hi, beauteous! Where are you going?

Brother--

Don't call me brother, as a gentleman I'm requesting you.

If you can spare five minutes for me, my problem will be solved.

Hey come, he is here.

Did you take the pill?

Hey girl, stop. Not girl! Hey, stop.

Shouldn't fall down, after taking the power pill.

Why are you laughing?

Boss, I took the pill you use, that's why I feel like laughing.

-Hope you didn't do anything else. -No, I didn't.

Better die then.

Still you continue to laughing!

Hey, where is that Mallu auntie?

Look!

Mam, I'm not that kind of person.

I'm from a good family.

It's a mistake.

Hey, I'll go away.

Oh, it's open!

-Hey, I will not let you go. -I'm not the person you think.

-I won't let you go. -It's hurting there!

It's an important place!

Hey, whatever may be the issue,

-you shouldn't avenge it by stabbing here. -I'll stab you right there!

Take it.

Greetings, auntie.

Sister, who is she? Do you know her?

She looks awful.

I thought she is my husband's ex-lover.

Even in dreadful fear, the pill is working.

Why is the room very big?

Oh, no!

-Hey, don't panic. -Hey, leave me--

-I'll handle you softly. -Hey it's me, leave.

-Oh, my God! -Hey, you lustful fellow!

-Sister, you don't worry I'll save you. -Help me!

Hey, how dare you!

-Help me! -Is this babe- part two?

Hey, part one is yet to finish!

Where is the babe?

-How dare you behave like this? -Please, don't leave me. Oh, my god!

Your body is wide enough, protect me with it.

I'll not spare you.

I'll crush you.

-My dear Omana, just spare me a minute. -Hey, no!

Hey, please don't.

-Why is it so hard? -Are you deaf?

-Take this! -Oh, no! It's blood!

Damn, what a hard kick!

Hey, wherever you go, I won't let you go.

Oh, no!

My goodness!

Not on the face.

One, one and half, one and three fourth.

Hey, you Dubai scoundrel.

Did you come from Dubai for this?

Don't tell anyone, auntie.

-Don't tell my wife. -Aunty?

-Hey, who is auntie? -Oh, God!

Mom, get me another ice-cream.

-Hi! Isn't Yammu here? -She is there.

-Her parents? -They are not here.

Hold this, thank you.

Yammu!

Hi!

Dear, why are you in disguise?

Oh, no! I thought your dad will chase me, instead my father is chasing me.

He is waiting outside.

If we step out, we're sure to get caught.

Now what will we do?

Don't know.

I'm now tense.

Let's wait for the right moment.

-Better not think much, it will not work. -You go sleep.

Dad!

Dear, who is this?

She is my Chemistry Professor.

-Hello, mam! -Greetings!

Greetings!

You've come to the wedding, even without an invitation.

It's my pleasure.

She is my favorite student.

And she is very good at chemical reactions.

Okay.

Mam, shall I arrange another room for you?

Room!

Why?

If you're comfortable you can stay with your student.

Okay.

I'm absolutely okay.

Mom, shall I also sleep here?

No, Jammu.

Tomorrow you're leaving to Dubai.

Let her be here.

Dear, you stay here.

Then go to bed soon. Have to wake up early.

Thank you.

Sir, what's your name?

Velayudham Kutty.

Very nice name.

Thank you, ma'am.

Good night, ma'am.

Good night.

Finally he has to come to the bride's room.

-Let's catch him there. -Yes!

Hope you all had food.

Very well.

Hope Yamuna is fine.

-Yeah, she is fine. -Okay.

I have no words to thank you.

Why to thank now?

Wait till tomorrow morning and thank then.

Tomorrow morning all should come on time, okay?

We will come early, eat, grace the occasion

-and stay until the bride lands in Dubai. -Yes, there is no other option!

-Thank you. -That's okay.

Let's go.

-We have some urgent work. -Okay.

-Okay, you carry on. -We're leaving.

I'll kick you.

-Hey, can't you tell him the truth? -Hey, the parents seem very happy.

Why to spoil their happiness?

Anyway he has to come to the bride's room, isn't it?

Let's wait here.

Shall I switch off the lights?

No.

Let me check with Professor mam.

Mam!

Lights off.

Oh, gosh! Yamuna at left and Jamuna in the right.

And it's him in the middle!

Sir, what happened?

Aunty, please don't tell anyone.

Hey, what's this?

-Daddy! -Come here.

-Daddy. -Uncle.

I will get angry if you hurt my wife.

-Wife? -Yes.

You're the reason for everything.

-Come here. -Daddy.

-Come here, I'll kill you. -Mom!

-I won't let you go. -Out of my way!

-Mom! -Damnit!

Uncle.

Why did you do this?

You came home and apologized and fell at his feet!

Aunty, I don't have passport, if you left for Dubai,

how would I join Yammu?

That's why--

Uncle, you saw it only from the top, not from the bottom.

Bottom?

No need.

Get up!

With great difficulty I found a bridegroom from Dubai who earns a good salary.

Uncle, the Dubai bridegroom is lustful.

He massaged me with his hands.

That's why, I damaged his organ.

Have you damaged?

Don't worry, be happy.

Very good pair, is uncle happy?

Hey, you! It's all because of you.

-Daddy, don't get angry. -Oh, God!

Hey, don't talk.

Hey, what is happening here?

-Is everything over? -No, it has just begun.

Sir, is this why you brought him home and apologized?

Sir, not at all.

I promise I didn't know about this.

I won't let this go.

Hey, this is very awful.

Mom, the sari is perfect only the blouse won't fit.

Hey, what is she asking you and what are you replying with?

-Dad! -I'll kick you.

-Look here. -What?

When your ex-lover came, you'll empty the body spray bought in the morning.

But will you give two thousand rupees and ask me to booze?

Mom, first check that auntie's number and his WhatsApp.

Hey, she knows about me.

Parimalam, won't you believe me?

Look, I don't have Malar's number.

-He is blabbering. -What? Am I Parimalam?

-Am I Parimalam? -Hey, Malar!

-Listen. -Give it, let me check the WhatsApp.

-Why to check? -Wait, let me check.

I'm here to address my problem, instead you're telling me your problems!

Sir, you don't worry.

Somehow we will find her a Dubai bridegroom.

-I feel ashamed to go out. -Brother!

-Hey, is it you? -Brother, look at my eyes and speak.

That's what, I'm not able to do.

-Last night, I took the pill. -Oh, dammit.

It was working rapidly, that's why I misbehaved with you.

When have you ever behave well?

I must say one thing about you.

No matter who gets spoiled in this world,

even if his own family is destroyed,

the one who can romance the very next moment,

I know only two people who are like that in this world.

-Only two people? -Yes.

One is 007 James Bond.

-And the other one is you, my brother! -Excuse me, brother.

Don't praise me more.

I'm getting goosebumps.

Brother, I'll sponsor your honeymoon.

-Excellent, brother. -I'll bear all the expenses at Kodaikanal.

I'll also come along with you.

-What? Will you also come? -Hey, the coconut shell is hard.

Don't have any pills, how do I manage her?

Boss!

Wait, I'm coming.

-Brother! -What?

Your nomination paper has been rejected.

-What are you saying? -Yes, brother.

-someone put up your video on YouTube. -Oh, God!

One million views in an hour.

What are you saying?

On what channel?

Like, Subscribe and Share!

Don't forget to press the bell icon.

Sir!

Was it you drawing a line on the glass?

How do you know?

In my old video collections,

-I still have your video. -Oh, no!

Your video seems to be very funny.

Does it look like funny?

Yes, sir.

But I did it seriously!

Sir, after your friend got married, didn't you try to go to Delhi?

I tried many times, but the guy is very smart.

Fearing I'm might leave him and go to Delhi,

He took my passport and hid it.

Passport to Delhi?

-Better run away to the North. -Oh, God!

Is this North India?

It's South India!

Brother, are you planning to leave me and go to Delhi?

How will I leave you and go?

I'll be with you until my death. I have no other choice.

Look, that diabetic is sitting there.

You haven't lost an inch despite walking for so long!

You're very strong.

No, Brother…

Is this today's newspaper?

-Yes. -Give it to me.

Hold this.

It's still the same quality.

Did you look at this?

Legendary actor, Simbu is upset

about the fact that he couldn't get a good director

to make a sequel to Vinnaithaandi Varuvaayaa.

Brother, he is still a playboy.

Please read the news related to Arya.

About Arya? It'd be about riding a bicycle.

Matthew chapter seven, verse seven.

What has the Lord said?

Keep yourself away from the sinners.

So, my dear children…

You sinners!

They are enraging me, my Lord!

My Lord!

Forgive them for the sins they have committed.

Oh, God!

He was supposed to become a father of four children,

you made him a priest instead!

Psalms 164, Chapter 14, the Lord says--

Hey, you need not explain. What you said is more than enough.

Hey, grapes!

Are you still roaming around in a group?

Why, man?

Brother, the same girl!

Yeah, I can see that!

You're the Lord, who gave this God to me.

Hey, Tablet! Better tell him now.

It's him.

Thank you so much.

Dear, I'll go get the blessings of God.

Okay, go.

Oh, no! You shouldn't change your God so often!

-Let me get his blessings. -No!

-Listen. -Please!

Would you like some grapes? They're fresh and cheap.

-May I get some for you? -Black grapes?

She's mine, you rascals!

Brother, what are your son and daughter doing?

What can I say?

The dry fruits were useless, Brother.

What? They were completely useless?!

Yeah, they were a waste.

Brother, what is your son doing?

He is wrong by default.

Why? Is he drawing a line on the glass as well?

He is drawing lines everywhere.

I have a doubt.

What?

Are you happy with the life you've lived?

How can I live a good life if I'm always with you.

Absolutely not!

What about you?

I'm partially happy.

People think about this stuff when they grow old.

There are two kinds of people in this world, right?

-Correct. -The good and the bad.

Who do you think we are?

That doesn't exist.

According to me, there are only two kinds of people.

Ones who get caught and the ones who don't get caught.

And who do you think we are?

You see the people who are sitting in front and watching, right?

We're just like them!

Anyway…

are you still in touch with Jammu?

Brother, Jammu is in Dubai.

Did I say she is in Japan?

I know she is in Dubai.

You tell me if you're in touch with her or not.

Sometimes, I touch--

I mean, I talk to her over the phone.

That's right!

Anyway, you're a different breed.

Rolling.

-Action! -I won't accept it!

-Get lost. -Yammu!

Yammu!

Hey! Why are you standing there like an umpire?

-Oh, God-- -Oh goodness, there is no camera at all.

-Where has he gone? -Cut!

Why are you calling her?

It's my phone. I can make a call.

Why are you calling our girl?

She's my lover, I will call her.

Hey! Just slap him. What are you doing--

Punch him!

-What's happening, dude? -Hey! Are you scolding me? You--

Hey, He's your age--

Hey, I hit a person who is around my age!

-Please cut it-- -Okay.

-Okay, I wanna ask you something. -Go ahead.

Has your father ever been to the West Indies?

Sir, I don't know. He might have gone when I was child.

-I see. -Yes, sir.

-I saw someone like you there-- -Cut. Okay.

When I confessed my love to you, I could have kissed you on the lips.

But I kissed your nose. Do you know why?

Hey! Do you know why? Because I'm a gentleman.

Okay. Why are you getting so emotional?

-Do you think she's not worth-- -Worth--

-You can't convert just like that. -Bro. I need to convert to a Malayali.

Bro, use your influence in Delhi. Help me convert!

-Convert me! -You can't be converted.

-Convert me. -They are different!

-Run! -Just listen to what I'm saying.

Bro, you're supposed to go to the mark.

Bro!