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It's your girl, Ultra Violet,

and I just wanted to give a shoutout to @UltraStan.

Thanks to your tip, we finally caught the Pawn Shop Prowler.

No! No, no!

Black Scorpion, it's time to say hi to my fans!

BLACK SCORPION: Stay.

What are you doing? Turn that off!

Gotta run. Remember, my crime hotline is always open.

- Be sure to like-- - Livestreaming again?

What is it going to take for you to realize

that this is going to get you into trouble?

Actually getting into trouble?

Relax! My livestream is good for us.

Yeah, I started doing it for attention,

but now its evolved into an online,

- crime-fighting community! - And you're compromising

our location by livestreaming to these fans.

Besides...

you know what's better than getting things done quickly?

Getting things done safely.

Without safety... there is chaos.

And in chaos, lies corruption.

Are you monologuing again?

Yes.

Listen... you have nothing to worry about.

My fans give us tips,

and I give them what they really want...

shoutouts from Ultra Violet.

I thought this was about the "community."

Yeah, that too.

But you can't spell "community" without an "I."

Think about it.

Anyway, gotta go meet Evita at the movies. Bye!

Gah, she's right.

-Oops.

I... am... awesome.

I think I'm in ultra big trouble.

So, you have no idea who took the photo?

No! Black Scorpion's gonna flip if he finds out someone has

a photo of me taking off my mask.

I need to find out whoever took the photo and destroy it, stat!

- That may be impossible. - Attention, everyone! Attention!

Tomorrow morning, on the front page

of the "Dolores Daily"

will be a photo of Ultra Violet...

unmasked!

Hey!

We found the guy... That was easy!

I used my exemplary journalistic skills

to dissect Ultra Violet's livestream,

track down her precise location,

and snap a photo of her face as it was unveiled!

This masked threat won't take justice

into her own hands any longer.

I love Ultra Violet! Tell us, Luis, who is she?

The image is still going through some final photo editing,

so Ultra Violet's face is absolutely clear.

By tomorrow, the whole world will know the mystery behind that mask.

Ah.

Luis Leon is the worst!

He must know I'm Ultra Violet!

Ah! Why did I put my real name in my superhero name?

I guess Black Scorpion was right.

Your livestream did get you into trouble.

Oh, and we can assign blame later.

First, we need to destroy Luis's photo

before it gets published and anyone else finds out.

Let's do it!

How are we going to do it?

♪ ♪

-How's that? - Catalina's gonna love 'em.

Just roll the dough a bit thicker.

And use less filling.

And go gentle with the fork.

No, don't mangle it with your gigantic beefy hands.

You know what? I'll do it, I'll do it.

- Gentle. - Ohh, empanadas!

- The dough looks a little thin. - I know.

Okay, stop being so critical.

He's got a big date tonight and I'm helping him make dinner.

Oh! Big date, huh? Must be a special lady.

I remember my first date with your sister like it was yesterday.

- Dad, stop. - Please, don't.

It was so romantic. A night under the stars.

Just two kids, falling in love...

- At the Observatory. - ...at the Pier.

Our first date was at the Pier.

No, that was our second date.

Our first date was March 23rd

at the Observatory.

- Yes, it was March 23rd... - Uh-huh.

- ...at the Pier. - Qué?

Claro que no! But it was at the Pier!

You're getting old. I don't remember that.

-We're the same age! -What?!

Good luck on your date. I hope one day you end up just like 'em.

♪ ♪

Looks like no one's home.

I'll super speed in, delete the photo,

and be out before anyone notices.

I don't know. Seems risky. What if we get caught?

Am I psychic?

Maya... Violet... Why are you at my house?

Wow! This is your house?

We had no idea!

We were just takin' a nature hike down this...

- ...suburban block-- - When I had to use the bathroom!

And we figured this place must have a great bathroom.

With... maybe a heated seat?

You figured correctly. Come in.

I know why you're really here.

You wanna use my VR headset.

- You have a VR headset? - Yep!

You caught us. We wanted to use your VR headset

that we definitely, definitely knew about.

I do wanna try out the multiplayer mode.

My photo is still rendering,

so I suppose I can spare the time.

The... Ultra Violet photo? How unmasked is she, exactly?

Completely unmasked.

But the photo's blurry, so I don't know who she is yet.

But I've installed an AI program that is reconstructing her face,

pixel by pixel.

When it's finished, the face behind Ultra Violet will be ultra visible.

Wow... You really took us on a journey there.

Thank you. Now, take off your shoes.

I just had the floors mopped, and I don't wanna ruin the scent of lavender.

Be right there!

I need you to distract Luis

while I use my mask to delete the photo.

I love you, Violet, but that's a terrible idea.

Your mask makes you fast, not invisible.

But, maybe I'm so fast I'm almost invisible?

No, you're right.

It's fine. I'll disrupt Luis's AI program while you go distract him.

Luis! Where's your bathroom?

Uh, use my room.

It's the en suite attached to the primary bedroom upstairs.

He gets the biggest room in his house?

And a VR headset?

- His parents must be so cool. - Focus!

You need to get to that photo before it finishes rendering.

Uh, do you two like charcuterie?

Wait, have you even heard of charcuterie?

- And before Luis drives me insane. - Uh-huh.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Luis, that is some TV. - Ugh.

I told my dad the 75-inch was too small,

but he never listens.

Were you about to have dinner?

Yes, I've just about perfected

my melted gruyère on toasted brioche.

You made a grilled cheese?

Sure, if you wanna sound like a pleb.

Do you have all your meals alone?

What's with all the questions?

I-I'm the journalist here

and you don't see me asking you a bunch of questions.

I bet there's something Violet Rodriguez is hiding.

Violet Rodriguez isn't hiding anything!

Violet Rodriguez is an open book.

Violet Rodriguez is gonna shut up now.

What was that?

Woo!

It is hot in here! Can I get a glass of water?

My digital thermostat keeps it at a consistent 74 in here,

so it's not hot... but would you like still or sparkling?

Uh... still?

You would.

Hey! Is that an El Gigante limited-edition glass?

I-I met him at Lucha Royale this year.

You met El Gigante? I love him!

I was supposed to go to Lucha Royale,

but then my parents had another "important work emergency"

and we couldn't go.

Uh, that's why they got me this glass.

I wish you told me. You could've come with my family.

Really?! People don't usually invite me anywhere.

It's on account of my prodigious intelligence.

The average person can't handle it.

Right. Anyway... Any El Gigante fan is a friend of mine.

Técnicos for life!

I don't touch hands. Too many germs.

But do you wanna watch a video compilation

of El Gigante's best moves in virtual reality?

We can do that?!

Hey, I wanna see how the remodel came out!

They had wainscoting!

I found it! Proof I was right.

Look at the inscription!

March 23rd, Santa Monica Pier.

You were right.

The Pier was our first date!

Wow, Dad. Sideburns much?

I was in an Elvis cover band.

It was five guys, singing his greatest hits,

all at different stages of his life.

I was obviously the heartthrob.

They drew my eyes so huge.

No wonder I blocked it out.

My eyes are not this large, right?

Now that you mention it.

There's nothing wrong with big eyes.

I'm sorry I doubted you, mi amor.

Wait, if Dad was right,

who did Mom go to the Observatory with?

♪ ♪

Juan Cristo! The other Juan!

Wait. Mom, you went out with two guys named Juan?

Baller!

I was young. It was a confusing time.

And apparently, you're still confusing me with the other Juan!

- Mm-mm. - I wanna be the one Juan!

The one-and-only Juan. The Juan who won.

- I need a moment alone. - No!

You are no help.

- I-- Ah-- C-- Ma-Mamita-- - Zip it!

- Juanito?

Ooh, it's so nice up here.

I expected more pigeon poop.

- Oh, I power-washed it. - Oh.

Power-washing and empanadas?

How romantic.

Well, Nina actually helped with the food part,

but the power-washing... that was all me.

Speaking of Nina,

she mentioned you used to be a bit of a flake.

I kinda wasn't sure if that would happen tonight.

Trust me. Catalina, there's no place I'd rather be

than with you... right here, right now.

So, uh, tell me about your day.

Did Coach Park send another kid to your office in tears?

Not one, but two kids.

- I think this might be a new record.

And then I spent my lunch break with Luis Leon

hearing all about his big exposé,

and whether he'd win a Pulitzer,

- or have to settle for a Peabody.

And then I went on a date with a guy

who wouldn't stop lookin' at his phone.

Sorry. It's, uh, Nina.

Apparently, I forgot the dessert, so, be, be right back.

- But-- - One sec!

- VIOLET/ - LUIS El Gigante! El Gigante!

El Gigante! Woo!

That was so cool!

I for real thought El Gigante was gonna leg drop me.

It was almost like being at a lucha match in person.

Yeah, but going in person is even better.

Next time you go with your family,

I'll consider gracing you with my presence.

Ya know, Luis you're actually pretty cool.

I am?

I mean, of course I am.

And you're tolerable... in your own way.

In fact, you're the first person

from school who's ever come to my house.

Really?

But this place is so cool.

You should invite people over.

Honestly, until I started covering Ultra Violet for the paper...

I've never felt like I was a part of something.

Is that why you wanna unmask Ultra Violet so bad?

So, people will hang out with you?

Well, she shut down my blog.

What can I say? I'm a petty boy.

And, hey, where's Maya?

She just needs a moment. Let's watch another match.

Mm-hm.

Come on, come on!

- Yes! Look at us,

cleaning out another bank!

- We're unstoppable, bro! - I know!

You were saying... bro?

- Black Scorpion! - Mm.

I-I surrender! I surrender!

About time. You're ruining my date!

Yes! Crush him! Have you heard of Payaso?

Maybe we can watch one of his matches next.

Luis?

Semicolon, bracket, comma. There... that should do it.

VIOLET Luis!

There you are.

Right outside your door!

Why are you talking so loud?

Oh, hi guys!

- You were in there a long time.

Yeah, that's me. Ask Violet.

Half of our friendship, I'm in the bathroom.

And on that disgusting note... we better go.

You might want to light a candle.

- Did you delete the photo? - I did you one better.

Aw, nooo!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Come on. W-What is happening?

Ugh, no, no, no, no... Ah.

Catalina, I'm so sor--

STUDENT 1: No Ultra Violet?

STUDENT 2: I don't see anything.

STUDENT 3: Are you serious?

STUDENT 4: I don't see anything.

Hey, Gracie, how's the paper today?

A total letdown.

There's nothing on Ultra Violet. Nothing!

Oh no.

That's too bad.

Luis, where's your big story?

You promised to unmask Ultra Violet!

My software glitched and ruined the picture.

Did you even have a photo of her?

- Or were you just making it up? - I-I swear I had it!

If you say so.

Don't worry. Your next article will kill.

There won't be a next one.

I quit the paper.

♪ ♪

Violet, what are you thinking?

What do you mean, what am I thinking?

Wait, are you in my house?

Luis Leon just posted

that he's got an exclusive interview tonight with Ultra Violet.

- Please tell me it's not true. - I had to do something.

You shouldn't get so close to him.

It's too risky! What if he recognizes you?

He won't. It'll be dark and I'll keep my distance.

Besides... it was our fault that he quit the paper,

and you saw how heartbroken he was.

Yeah, but... he's the worst.

He wants to unmask Ultra Violet.

l You know, he's not that bad.

Luis acts annoying, but... there's more to him than you know.

Besides, I have a plan.

Oh, because the last one worked out so well.

The last one did work out well.

Oh right! It did! Go for it!

Come on!

♪ ♪

Finally, you're here. Let's get this interview started.

I have a deadline.

The faculty sponsor goes to bed at 10 P.M.

Not until you promise to stop trying to reveal my identity.

If people know who I am, it could put my family at risk.

Ultra Violet has a family. Now, is that one sibling? Two?

Luis!

Do we have a deal?

Or do you wanna eat my dust in super speed?

I'll consider your deal.

Depends on how good this interview is.

So, you're still salty about the chisme blog?

Yeah, I shut it down, but it's not like I told people you were behind it.

Uh, why do you think you can decide what's best for the city?

Who designated you judge, jury, and executioner?

- Hold up... never executed anyone.

I'm just tryin' to help people...

and occasionally outrun whips on the 101.

I don't even know what that means.

I can show you.

♪ ♪

Hop in.

Uh, fine, as a proper journalist,

it's my responsibility to get the whole story,

but if you think that this cheap stunt is gonna change my opinion--

Ahh!

That was amazing! I've never felt more alive!

If I had those powers, I would do what you do.

See? I really am just trying to help people.

- And have a little fun. - That was fun.

M-Maybe you do mean well...

even if you disregard the speed limit.

Does this mean you'll lay off the whole

"trying to unveil my secret identity" thing?

I'll consider it if you take me on another ride.

- You got it!

JUAN CARLOS: I'm home!

♪ ♪

- Surprise! - What is all this?

I felt so bad that I forgot our first date,

so I recreated the whole thing right here.

You made a corndog bouquet.

This is even better than our first date.

Well, so maybe this time the corn dog won't fall off the stick.

Oh... you remember that?

I mean, you dropped ketchup all over my lap.

So, yes... I remember.

Thank you, honey. This is amazing.

Yeah, and it's not all.

Música!

♪ Sueños de amor ♪

♪ No quiero dolor ♪

♪ Solo un chance de se ♪

♪ Como una flor ♪

♪ Sueños de amor ♪

♪ No quiero dolor ♪

♪ Solo se, como una flor ♪

"Sueños de Amor" isn't our song.

It's not?

Mom, did you forget again?

This is Juan Carlos not Juan Cristo.

- Is my whole life a lie?! - No--

Gotcha!

You should've seen the looks on your faces.

Juan Carlos...

♪ Sueños de amor ♪

♪ No quiero dolor ♪

♪ Solo un chance de se ♪

BOTH ♪ Como una flor ♪

♪ Sueños de amor ♪

♪ No quiero dolor ♪

♪ Solo se, como una flor ♪

- Ahh!

Excuse me.

- Hey. - Hi.

Did you show up here just to flake again?

I deserve that.

I promised you I wouldn't flake, and I flaked.

You can call me Flake De La Vega.

I already did... to your sister.

Catalina, I haven't dated in a long time

because... things just come up with me.

That's how my life is.

My life is a bit crazy, too.

Not "walk out in a middle of a date" crazy, but, ya know.

I'll try to be better if you give me the chance.

Well, those empanadas you made were surprisingly delicious...

so I might be able to forgive you.

If?

If you make me dinner again tonight,

and actually stay for the whole meal.

♪ ♪

Next time, get me churros.

Ooh, I love churros.

And then I dazzled Luis with my superpowers

and completely won him over.

Last night couldn't have gone smoother!

That's great! I can't wait to see his article.

"Ultra Violet: Ultra Menace"?

She's not just a menace, she's a monster.

Especially after what she did to Luis.

That's right. Ultra Violet did this to me.

And she sped me around town,

against my will, while I pleaded for her to stop.

And in a filthy shopping cart, of all things!

Someone hold my books... I don't have the strength.

I'll hold your books, Luis!

What happened to "everything went smoothly"?

He lied to me.

And now he's lying to everyone.

He said he had a great time.

And I'll never rest until I reveal Ultra Violet's true identity...

to the entire world.

Well, do you want me to say it?

No... I'll say it.

Luis Leon is the worst.