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Well, there goes my last pair.

Guess we're done.

Good work today.

Okay work today.

Lotta room for improvement, actually.

Nice try, but you can't bring me down.

Lucha Royale is this weekend! Woo!

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It's the biggest wrestling event of the year!

I've been waiting for it forever!

We're going to celebrate Mom's promotion. You should come!

Bunch of screaming people with mouths full of nachos?

I'd rather spend the night alone.

Okay, that's the most depressing thing I've ever seen.

And I've been to a birthday party at a food court.

It's my dinner, so you should stop talking and let nuke it.

Being a superhero doesn't mean you have to be a super loner.

Heroes don't get the luxury of friends and family.

And the award for the Most Tormented Lucha Superhero

goes to you!

You can have both.

Look at me! Training today and then fam tomorrow.

Besides, don't you miss it?

I mean, you used to be the great luchador El Bravo.

Well, those days are over.

Come on. Just come with us!

Don't you think you deserve at least one fun night

with the family? Besides,

do you know how many times I can say "come on" in a minute?

- Let me grab my mask... - No! Don't.

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- I'll meet you there. - Yes!

- Lucha Royale, here we come!

That's actually a good primer burn

for the hot nacho cheese we're going to eat.

- Vuvuzela? Check.

- El Gigante sign? - Check.

And drum.

Where's the drum?

- El Gigante! El Gigante!

El Gigante! El Gigante!

Do you think he'll be able to hear us?

We're his biggest fans, so we gotta be the loudest!

Uh-- Trust me, he'll hear you, Dad.

Ah. And that just leaves one last thing.

Secret surprise for your mother?

-Check! - It's gonna be amazing!

Your mom's gonna be so excited when the four of us

are up there on the Jumbotron, and they snap our photo.

We'll have the best Christmas card on the block.

No one's going to care about the Ibarras this year.

- Mom's going to love it! - What will I love?

Uh, uh...

my new and improved grito.

I can't wait to cut loose!

The rudos won't know what hit 'em!

This is gonna be so sick!

And drum roll, please...

-Oh, okay.

Uncle Cruz is coming!

- He's meeting us there. - Violet...

Your nino doesn't go to lucha stuff anymore.

- Not in a long time.

Yeah, and I'll never understand that.

Who wins a title and then just quits?

We just don't want you to get too excited, mija.

Too late! Way too excited

because he's coming, and you're all going to eat your words,

and they'll taste like regret. Choke on it.

As your mother, I'm a little upset right now.

But as a lucha fan,

- I couldn't be prouder! - Yeah!

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ANNOUNCER: Can El Bravo do the impossible?

He goes for the pin!

- Uno! Dos! Tres!

El Bravo is the new champion!

Viva El Bravo!

- Whoa, Cruz!

- Gigante. - El Bravo.

Ah...

What, you come back tonight to reclaim your title?

Bravo's retired.

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But, it is weird being on the outside.

Ah, you don't have to be.

Hey, the ring hasn't been the same since you left it.

The ring is for luchadores only.

It's not for me anymore.

No, no, no. Lucha...

is a way of life, Cruz.

And a man who fights for honor

is always welcome in the ring.

The rudos may have something to say about that.

Yeah, they always do.

Vaya con dios.

Good to see you, brother.

Always.

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It looks like they've already started.

And tonight's gonna be full of surprises.

Fénix and Payaso aren't even scheduled to be here.

You know what they say. Anything goes at the Lucha Royale!

Let's go!

ANNOUNCER: Oh! Feo is going to feel that tomorrow!

Fortuna gets out just in time!

This might be it. Oh!

- Fortuna steals the pin!

- Leopard! Yo, I'll catch y'all later.

Francisco!

It's me, Bravo!

Paco. Yo.

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Put him in a body bag! Make him cry for his mommy!

- Ruin his credit score!

That's my daughter! Ha, ha!

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Sierra with a handspring, into the takedown!

Uncle Cruz should be here by now.

I'm just going to check his location.

Come on, honey. We're here!

Lucha is in the air!

Oh! Do I smell a churro with your name on it?

- Hm?

Come on! Let's go!

ANNOUNCER: It's all over!

Sierra takes this match for los rudos!

-Rudos! Rudos! Rudos! - People, get up!

Our técnicos need our energy!

- See it! Believe it!

Achieve it! Let me hear you!

See it! Believe it! Achieve it!

Uncle Cruz is here! I'm gonna go get him. Be right back.

This seat taken?

Uh, well, it is now.

- 'Kay, cool.

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- Nino!

What happened?

- Okay...

Thought I saw my buddy Snow Leopard, but I got ambushed.

You know what's weird? He's not even scheduled tonight,

and neither are Fénix and Payaso, and I saw them, too.

Something's going on.

Great. The one night I don't wanna fight crime,

and now I got to fight crime?

Let me guess. This is where you tell me you were right.

No. This is where I tell you you can't have it all,

which is accurate and what I told you before.

- So, yeah, I was right.

- Okay, fine. So, what do we do now?

We don't do anything. You go enjoy yourself.

No, we are doing this. But we have to make it fast

because I am not about to miss the look on my mom's face

when it hits the Jumbotron.

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Security cameras. Nice.

ANNOUNCER: Gremlin's holding tight,

but Titan puts him in a sleep cycle!

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Yes! Go get him!

Is everything okay?

- Everything's fine. - Okay.

Where's your sister?

The Jumbotron photo's gonna happen any minute!

Dad, don't worry. She'll be here. Okay?

No one's been looking forward to this more than Violet.

Except maybe Mom and this lucha match.

Goodbye! Goodbye!

Técnicos forever!

Woo! Here we go.

- Wait. You're a-- - Rudo!

- Look! -There's that fake Snow Leopard.

We gotta shut these guys down before they hurt anyone else.

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Please, turn your attention to...

the Jumbotron!

Where's Violet?

...where Lucha Royale is pleased to welcome

our golden guest of honor,

newly minted principal of Dolores Huerta Middle School...

- Nina Rodriguez!

No...

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I missed it!

We've been planning that for weeks!

How could this day get any worse?

- Violeta Bernarda Rodriguez!

How could you miss the Jumbotron?

Dad, I-I'm so sorry.

Now, I'm gonna have to Photoshop you into the Christmas card.

Cruz, nice to see you,

but it'd be nicer to see both of you in your seats.

Arriba!

- I-- - No.

No! No!

Rápido.

Look who I found.

Yeah. Violet!

Finally! I--

Wait, Cruz?

You made it!? Oh!

It's a lucha miracle!

This reminds me of when we were kids,

and you would get so excited

about your favorite luchador that you--

- Yeah, you would throw up.

Why do you think I never wore sandals?

- I knew it!

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Ladies and gentlemen,

fanáticos de Lucha Libre,

prepare yourselves for...

Lucha Royale!

Woo!

You know what that means?

El Gigante sign! Here you go.

You know, you could hold onto this.

I think técnico would be a good look for you.

Really? Because it's a terrible look for you.

That's nice.

Tonight's match has but one rule.

Exit the ring over the top rope, and you're gone!

But! Should you be the last man standing...

Tonight's proceeds, $100,000,

in cold hard cash,

will be donated in your name

to the Children's Hospital.

The briefcase, por favor!

Técnico! Técnico!

Técnico! Técnico!

Técnico! Técnico...

That's why that impostor Snow Leopard's here.

He's after the money. I have to stop them.

Nino, wait!

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- Hey! - What are you doing?

I don't know!

On the one hand, I want to be with my family,

but I also wanna help you stop these guys.

This is the worst!

This isn't therapy. As a superhero,

it's not a matter of where you want to be,

but where you have to be.

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Pure carnage!

And Fortuna is out!

- Yes!

El Gigante! El Gigante!

El Gigante! El Gigante...

And it looks like El Gigante has entered the fray.

The Earth trembles beneath Gigante's might!

I just don't get why you wouldn't wanna root

for the técnicos. They're the heroes!

They're the weaker luchas! Rudos are bold!

- Why don't you switch sides? - I guess it just wasn't meant to be.

- Friends?

- Ow!

Rudos for life!

- Don't you forget it!

She's so good at being bad.

Hey, mess with the bull, here come the horns!

And it looks like it's pay day!

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Hey, Romeo. How'd it go with Julieta?

Rough. Really rough.

Ow.

Where's your sister? Wasn't she just here?

- I don't know. - Woo!

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Let's go!

El Gigante And a man who fights for honor is always welcome.

Madre de dios! I don't know what's happening!

A new challenger has entered the ring!

And he bears a striking resemblance to...

Black Scorpion?

What a weird and wonderful tribute

to our city's hero!

Nobody invited no busted discount Black Scorpion

to this match.

You were saying?

If you could do me a solid

and gently toss me over the top rope,

I'd really appreciate that.

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Oh, I can't believe they got

Black Scorpion to show up. What a guy!

Do you think they sell his costume in my size?

What?

I'm just asking for a friend who happens to be my size.

Violet!

You need to quit wandering off. I came here to get rowdy!

How am I supposed to achieve maximum rowdiness

- without my crew? - Sorry, Mom.

Just don't go wandering off again!

Hey, kid, check it out. Black Scorpion's in the ring.

What?

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Black Scorpion could use a tag-team partner right about now.

I want to be with my family,

but I also want to help you stop these guys.

As a superhero, it doesn't matter where you want to be,

but where you have to be.

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What do I do?

- Huh?

Didn't your mom tell you not to play with knives?

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Look at her go. I think I'm going to be sick.

And I love it!

Stunning reversal

as Black Scorpion is saved by... Grape Girl!

Did you hear that? I saved you.

Did you hear that?

He called you Grape Girl. I got this.

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- Yeah! Let's go! - Woo!

- Ooh, he took that clown for a ride!

But it looks like Snow Leopard is still in the race!

- On it!

Gigante! He's stealing the money!

- Throw me. - Okay, but remember, you asked me to.

Cha-ching! Snow Leopard is all cashed out!

- You're welcome.

What sportsmanship!

Never in my 30 years of lucha have I seen such art!

The winner!

- El Gigante!

El Gigante! El Gigante!

El Gigante!

- El Gigante! El Gigante!

You know, you remind me of someone.

Black Scorpion! Damas y caballeros, what a show!

What a show!

Also, this sword is real!

I'm fine. I would like to know where my daughter is

- because we came together. - You texted her, I text...

No, I texted her already, she didn't reply, then--

-Hey, guys. - Oh, there you are.

- So, I know you're all mad... -Mm-hmm.

and the last thing I wanted to do was ruin your night.

- But, I can explain. -Okay.

Explain.

So...

first of all, you're beautiful.

- Yeah, I know. - Second...

Violet wanted to surprise you for your promotion,

and, uh, I needed her help.

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Familia, this is Gigante.

- Ay... - Oh...

Gigante,

- this is my familia. - Nice to meet you.

- Wow. - I love you.

- Can I touch your fur? -No, no, no!

- Okay, okay, okay!

We can...

How about a picture?

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Hey.

Thanks for helping. You were right.

Juggling life and crime fighting is more complicated than I thought.

Yeah, it is. But, for once,

you weren't entirely wrong, either.

Okay...

- Say El Gigante. - El Gigante!

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