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1x16 - Beetle Mania
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New York city!
We've been invaded by another insect!
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This one calls himself the Beetle!
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But rest assured, the Bugle is already
hard at work to expose this new threat!
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We've already secured this exclusive
video of this bug-eyed mercenary in action.
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Notice the collateral damage being
inflicted and the technology involved!
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Hey, how's it going?
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All right, first off,
spiders are not insects.
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And second off ...
the Trapster's back
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and looking to even the score
for the last time I put him away.
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Get ready for lame glue jokes.
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Well, well, well.
Bug boy brought some buddies.
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No problem.
Since our last tango, I juiced up
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my glue tech to make sure
this time you really stick around.
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Ugh. See?
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Don't run away.
You should stick together.
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Ugh... Tell me about it.
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Enough duck and cover.
Initiate operation glue stick.
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- This guy needs some new material.
- You're up, webhead.
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- I got it sparky.
- Less talk, more action.
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You know, this is how mother
cats carry their young.
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How would you know?
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You won't be needing this.
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Hey!
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Wait! No!
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Impressive work with the Trapster.
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You're really coming together as a team.
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And that's why I'm giving you
your first sanctioned S.H.I.E.L.D. op.
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Now you're talking, Nicky baby.
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The Beetle. Our intel on
him is practically nil.
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And he wants to keep it that way.
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One thing's for sure. He's not
going to appreciate being put
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under the Bugle's microscope.
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He'll do whatever it takes
to put a stop to it, so...
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And once I'm done exposing the Beetle,
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that wall-crawling
menace Spider-Man is next.
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Aw, come on.
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At least Jameson's picking
on someone other than
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your friendly neighborhood me.
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My journalistic instincts
tell me they're probably in cahoots.
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I gotta learn to keep my mouth shut.
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Your first mission is to
protect J. Jonah Jameson.
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Whoa, what?
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No, really...
what's the assignment?
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The Beetle wants to shut Jameson up.
And he'll end him to do it.
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Once again the Bugle will shine
a light where others fear to look.
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Our upcoming expose on
the mysterious Beetle,
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promises to reveal exactly the
kind of crimes he's been committing.
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He has no idea.
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The Beetle's stolen weapons.
Put our most wanted back on the streets.
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He's never been beaten,
and he won't stand for being outed.
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Big deal. Jameson can'
take care of himself?
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He certainly thinks so.
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There have been threats
on my life over this story.
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But I won't be strong armed.
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You want me Beetle,
you know where to find me.
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J. Jonah Jameson will not hide.
Nor will he seek protection.
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You know, I think I like it
better when he's yelling about
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squashing our resident webhead.
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Okay, let's go then.
He said he doesn't need us.
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Well, I don't know about that.
But I want a crack at the Beetle.
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We all do. Any one of us
could take down this loser.
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Really? Any one of you?
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I'd dive bomb this bug and,
in one righteous Nova blast,
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I'd send him crawling
back to the stone age.
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Just give me a clear
shot with my razor claws,
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and I promise you he'll fall to pieces!
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Let him do his worst. He'll
find himself on the business end
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of an indestructible knuckle sandwich
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that'll knock that
creep into another state.
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One encounter with my fist of
iron and this Beetle is retired.
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- Maybe you could.
- Are you kidding?
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We get a hold of him it'll be all over.
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I mean it's our first official mission,
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- and you want to quit?
- To quit is to fail.
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- To fail is to...
- I was kidding fortune cookie.
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Well, sort of.
I mean, I don't think these guys get it.
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I've got to protect the one guy
who hates me more than anything.
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Well, at least it can't get any worse.
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Is your phone on?
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Sort of.
Someone's calling Peter Parker.
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Dude, next time put it on vibrate.
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This is a stake out. It's MJ.
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- Hello?
- Peter.
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Guess which famous multi-media
building I'm walking up to right now.
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- Don't tell me...
- The Daily Bugle.
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I finally got an interview
for that internship.
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With J. Jonah Jameson himself.
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- I can't believe it.
- Uh, me neither.
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- Hey, congrats, MJ.
- Bye, Peter.
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Okay, bye.
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She's got a job interview with
Jameson. Today of all days.
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- Tell her to change it.
- Ask her to change it.
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Yeah, use that Parker charm.
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You guys don't know MJ.
When she sets her mind to something.
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Actually, Mrs. Parker,
I've already eaten
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my daily allowance of
provitamin A and vitamin C,
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as well as my calcium and
potassium requirements.
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So I can pass on the broccoli.
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Girls play with dolls not basketballs.
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Mr. Galactus!
Planets are empty calories.
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You want to eat Earth?
Talk about high cholesterol ...
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the butter and fat content of France alone
is enough to give you a cosmic coronary.
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Okay, that one's not real.
But it could happen.
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We need a plan to keep
her away from Jameson.
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I don't want her
caught in the crossfire.
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How about this.
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Peter, where'd you come from?
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Well, you know I was in the
neighborhood when you called,
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and I thought maybe we'd go for,
I don't know, a slice of pizza.
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Okay, one,
you never have any money.
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Two, I already had lunch, and
three, my meeting's in 10 minutes.
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Did I mention you never have money?
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Yeah. Hey, when was the last time you
took that Baxter Building tour? It's free.
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- Peter!
- I know.
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But you know what's going on
with Jameson and the Beetle.
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This could be dangerous.
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Maybe so, but what kind of reporter
would I be if I let that stop me?
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Mr. Jameson's not afraid.
Why should I be?
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Besides, this is the first
step toward realizing my dream.
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Today, I'm a Bugle intern.
Tomorrow, I'm running the whole thing.
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Oh, man.
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Fellow New Yorkers! This so-called hero,
Spider-Man, is a blight on this city.
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He's a menace and a criminal,
and must be stopped at all costs!
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He also is not nearly as funny
or cute as he thinks he is!
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At least she didn't have the moustache.
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Okay, look, if you're going to
do this, I'm coming with you.
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Fine.
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Miss, I'm afraid we
cannot let you inside.
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Indeed. That is something
we are not permitted to do.
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Excuse me? I have an
appointment inside that building.
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One that could affect the
entire shape of my future.
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And here you guys are,
two costumed vigilantes,
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taking the law into their own hands,
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and barring a citizen lawful
entry into a public building?
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Should make for a great expose.
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Now which one of you
wants to go on the record?
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- Uh...
- Uh...
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- She's a real firecracker.
- Definitely a fire sign of some kind.
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Dude, did you just?
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The nerve of those two
chuckleheads, right?
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And talk about incompetent.
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Peter, they're just
trying to protect people.
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It's commendable. But I am
not missing this interview.
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- Sorry, but this elevator's off limits.
- Nova, what are you doing in there?
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Obviously he's the elevator repair guy.
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I really do appreciate
you looking out for me.
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You know, now that you mention it,
this whole building feels unsafe.
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Could you maybe escort me out?
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You betcha.
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- Thanks.
- Well, you're not welcome.
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Good luck, Parker.
She's unstoppable.
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This is so exciting. Me and
J. Jonah Jameson, face to face.
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That can't be good.
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Uh oh.
I wonder what happened.
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Whew! Wrong button.
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Hope this is worth it.
And I get a shot at the Beetle.
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There he is.
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Finally. Let's see how
good you really are.
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Hiyah!
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Where'd he go?
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I can't believe how hard
it's been to get to this interview.
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It's as if someone wanted me to miss it.
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I guess we should call it a day.
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- We take the stairs.
- It's another 30 flights.
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Why do I think I'd have a better chance
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of getting Wolverine
into anger management.
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It's about controlling your rage.
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Acknowledging it, but rising above it.
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Whatever.
I got anger issues all right.
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With this guy.
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Hey, hey claws, claws.
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Spider to Tiger.
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You stopped the box, but she's
hoofing it the rest of the way.
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Tiger, Tiger.
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- Oh, man.
- Come on, Peter.
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No one gets how important
this moment is to me.
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Well don't you find it weird
that he hates Spider-Man so much?
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I know you're a Spidey fan,
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so why would you want to
work for someone like that?
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Because sometimes, you can only change
things when you're on the inside.
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Besides, I could look back on
this for the rest of my life
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and say that was the day I
took the first steps toward
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achieving my lifelong dream!
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Don't look at me like that.
It's for her own good.
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Come on, Peter, 20 floors to go.
Stairs are a great cardio workout.
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Uh.
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- Ah!
- This is it.
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This is the hub of the greatest
news organization running.
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I've got chills.
How about you, Peter?
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I've got something.
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Anybody read me?
We're right outside his office.
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Time for teamwork, guys.
Don't tell me.
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No way.
Got to be the other thing.
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Aw, nuts.
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Hi, I'm here for my interview.
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Really? Well, I think
they just called you.
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Interview time.
Good luck.
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Peter, what are you doing?
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- Peter!
- Who let you in here?
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- Do I know you?
- Well, not exactly, sir.
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We've never formally met.
My name is Mary Jane Watson.
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And I'm here to interview
for the internship.
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Well, in that case,
what are you waiting for?
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Okay, he's a master mercenary.
He's obviously cased the building.
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Where would the attack come from?
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I've got some S.H.I.E.L.D. training.
I could figure this out.
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I see three possible points of entry.
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The windows.
Aerial assault.
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I'll come from above, and
get behind him and pow.
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The ceiling, through the air ducts.
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I'll seal them with
webbing and if he escapes,
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It's the old Spidey
slingshot knockout.
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The floor.
Blast his way in.
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Webbing to the face.
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When he's blinded, use a
flip kick with leg sweep.
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All right then. I've
thought of everything.
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Except the elevator.
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You know it's been
suggested we're in cahoots.
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Any chance you think so too?
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Now that was a nice shot.
Can we see that again?
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I could do this all day.
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But I need to get back
to running for my life.
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This job isn't easy.
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I expect 150% from my employees,
and I do not tolerate whiners.
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Neither do I, Mr. Jameson.
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And you may expect 150% but
you'll be getting a 1000% from me.
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Hey, I wasn't even aiming for you, okay?
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I'm the man.
I wonder what Nick will say.
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You are the most amazing
hero I have ever seen.
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Truly the ultimate.
And way better than Nova.
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Here's a brand new spider buggy.
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Yeah, a new spider buggy!
Woo-hoo!
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Wait, do I even want a spider buggy?
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Ha!
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Hey, cleanliness is next to...
oh, never mind.
238
00:14:18,957 --> 00:14:21,092
What is that racket?
239
00:14:21,126 --> 00:14:25,362
I'll go check.
Peter, is everything okay out there?
240
00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:28,999
Everything's great.
I just dropped something.
241
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:30,034
Trying to find a broom.
242
00:14:30,068 --> 00:14:34,238
Everything is fine, sir.
Now I have some ideas for editorials.
243
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:39,043
For a guy who doesn't talk,
you sure make a lot of racket.
244
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,925
They asked not to be disturbed.
245
00:15:01,099 --> 00:15:02,299
Aw, nuts!
246
00:15:06,271 --> 00:15:10,107
Hey, don't you know avything?
Spiders don't fly.
247
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:14,879
Whoa!
248
00:15:14,913 --> 00:15:16,247
And right back where I started.
249
00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:22,219
I got to lose this loser.
250
00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:29,226
The old counter clockwise.
This is gonna hurt.
251
00:15:30,128 --> 00:15:31,896
Oh!
252
00:15:39,938 --> 00:15:41,038
No!
253
00:15:48,755 --> 00:15:51,824
Party's over, Beetle.
254
00:16:13,613 --> 00:16:15,614
Let go of me!
255
00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:19,852
Four against one?
256
00:16:19,886 --> 00:16:23,622
- Make that five, Nova.
- Might not be a fair fight.
257
00:16:23,656 --> 00:16:26,592
But I owe this guy a
big time smack down.
258
00:16:26,626 --> 00:16:27,759
You and me both.
259
00:16:31,030 --> 00:16:32,831
Five's not enough.
260
00:16:35,067 --> 00:16:37,703
I can't concentrate
with that noise. What's going on?
261
00:16:37,737 --> 00:16:40,072
Um, the cleaning crew?
262
00:17:00,693 --> 00:17:02,995
He's kicking our butts.
We need a plan.
263
00:17:05,698 --> 00:17:07,633
You should stick together.
264
00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:09,868
Who knew that paste of
space would save the day?
265
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,770
Not me.
266
00:17:11,804 --> 00:17:14,806
Guys... and girl.
Sorry, White Tiger.
267
00:17:14,841 --> 00:17:16,842
Initiate operation glue stick.
268
00:17:28,054 --> 00:17:31,823
Heat seeking missile,
and I'm definitely hot.
269
00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:40,899
Oh, come on.
270
00:17:44,037 --> 00:17:46,705
Huh, didn't know he could do that.
271
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:51,643
Bad Beetle, bad.
Come on, Power Man.
272
00:17:51,678 --> 00:17:53,645
Operation glue stick, remember?
273
00:18:02,722 --> 00:18:03,789
Aw, come on!
274
00:18:10,863 --> 00:18:13,832
Spider-Man.
275
00:18:15,802 --> 00:18:19,705
- Got it, Nova. Power man.
- Finally, got it.
276
00:18:25,812 --> 00:18:27,746
Thanks, mama cat.
277
00:18:27,780 --> 00:18:29,815
Oooh, comedy callback.
You're getting good.
278
00:18:29,849 --> 00:18:33,051
Hey, this yours?
279
00:18:36,789 --> 00:18:38,724
Hi-yeah.
280
00:18:38,758 --> 00:18:39,791
This is how we do it.
281
00:18:41,894 --> 00:18:47,599
Ooh!
282
00:18:47,634 --> 00:18:49,768
Works every time.
283
00:18:49,802 --> 00:18:52,604
Mission accomplished.
How awesome are we?
284
00:18:55,041 --> 00:18:57,776
This is not going to be awesome.
285
00:19:11,858 --> 00:19:13,625
What's going on out there?
286
00:19:19,766 --> 00:19:20,799
No!
287
00:19:25,772 --> 00:19:28,607
Beetle!
Get out of my office.
288
00:19:28,641 --> 00:19:30,809
Missed. I never miss.
289
00:19:30,843 --> 00:19:32,778
You talk way too much.
290
00:19:35,081 --> 00:19:37,849
What are you doing here
you webheaded menace?
291
00:19:37,884 --> 00:19:40,686
I should have known you'd
be involved in this somehow.
292
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,754
So this is how you stand
up to being threatened?
293
00:19:42,789 --> 00:19:44,956
You're not even in the building?
Lame.
294
00:19:44,991 --> 00:19:48,694
You listen to me, webslinger.
I've caught you red-handed.
295
00:19:48,728 --> 00:19:50,629
I've always said you were
a menace to this city.
296
00:19:50,663 --> 00:19:52,998
And this is the absolute
proof I've been waiting...
297
00:19:56,703 --> 00:19:59,805
How about that?
Someone pulled the plug.
298
00:19:59,839 --> 00:20:04,943
- Thanks for saving my life.
- Anytime.
299
00:20:04,977 --> 00:20:08,080
- We're still on the clock.
- Ah, yeah.
300
00:20:08,114 --> 00:20:10,949
We're on a mission.
Big time mission stuff.
301
00:20:10,983 --> 00:20:13,919
Come on, webhead.
302
00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:23,061
Peter?
Peter, where are you?
303
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:24,830
Peter.
304
00:20:24,864 --> 00:20:27,799
Are you okay?
How'd the interview go?
305
00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:28,834
How do you think?
306
00:20:33,873 --> 00:20:37,676
Sorry about the Bugle job, MJ.
I know it meant a lot to you.
307
00:20:37,710 --> 00:20:39,644
It's all right.
I already re-applied
308
00:20:39,679 --> 00:20:42,114
for the summer internship.
I'll get in eventually.
309
00:20:42,148 --> 00:20:44,983
What?
You still wanna work there?
310
00:20:45,017 --> 00:20:46,818
Now more than ever.
311
00:20:46,853 --> 00:20:49,888
Obviously it's an organization that
needs some top-down reorganizing.
312
00:20:49,922 --> 00:20:51,089
I'll start at the bottom,
313
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:53,825
and work my way all the
way up to editor-and-chief.
314
00:20:53,860 --> 00:20:56,061
The Beetle has been
apprehended and taken to jail.
315
00:20:56,095 --> 00:20:58,830
But Spider-Man is still at large.
316
00:20:58,865 --> 00:21:00,966
Man, I really wish he would shut up.
317
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,902
I don't know how he was involved
in the attempt on my life.
318
00:21:03,936 --> 00:21:06,071
But I won't rest until...
319
00:21:06,105 --> 00:21:07,672
Whoa, where'd he go?
320
00:21:09,709 --> 00:21:13,612
That's nice.
A little piece and quiet for a change.
321
00:21:13,646 --> 00:21:16,081
I had a feeling you kids would
exceed your mission parameters.
322
00:21:16,115 --> 00:21:19,785
A little too much collateral
damage for my tastes.
323
00:21:19,819 --> 00:21:22,654
But all things considered, you did okay.
324
00:21:22,688 --> 00:21:24,089
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
325
00:21:26,759 --> 00:21:29,828
I can't believe it.
Three whole minutes of JJJ shutting up.
326
00:21:29,862 --> 00:21:33,765
Whoa! Maybe I should have wished
for something a lot cooler.
327
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,100
Like a spider buggy.
328
00:21:39,181 --> 00:21:42,375
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