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S1E02.Great Responsibility
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[Peter] This is it,
the test to see if I can make it
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in the superhero big leagues.
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[Fury] This exercise will gauge your
efficiency against superior numbers.
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Disable all attackers.
You have 60 seconds.
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FYI, Captain America
did it in 10.
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Easy-peasy.
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Uh!
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Uh!
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[groaning]
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This is more humiliating
than Parker family game night.
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[computer game sounds]
[grunts]
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[roars]
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Woo! Oh yeah!
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I got you. It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
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Uh! [sighs]
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Ya!
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[engine winds down]
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[falling crash]
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- [grunting]
[Peter] How weak is this?
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I'm going to land on the
superhero wall of shame
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for dying ten minutes
after joining S.H.I.E.L.D.
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I really thought he'd make it.
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[struggling]
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[engine starting]
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[jittery screams]
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[grunts]
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[grunting]
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[beeping]
Whoa. That's not good.
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Ah!
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[grunting]
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[groans]
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Where did S.H.I.E.L.D. tech
put the web control?
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Nope.
Nuh-uh.
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Score.
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Yee-aw!
Yeah!
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Ow!
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[laughing]
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I finished this thing in under 20.
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I completed mine in under 18.
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There's no discipline
to his fighting technique.
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Why is Fury testing a new
candidate? I didn't approve this.
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Look who thinks he's still
in charge. That's so cute.
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If Fury thinks I'm going to
lead that lame-o in battle...
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In your dreams
you're the team leader.
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He is rough around the edges,
but not without potential.
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Yeah, but he named himself
Spider-Man. How sad is that?
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What was he supposed
to call himself?
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Something cool that didn't scream,
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"Hi, I have low self-esteem
and identify with bugs."
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You know what they say about
a book and its cover, dude.
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Dude, I'll clean this helicarrier
for a month if he makes it.
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- Toilets, too?
- Toilets, too.
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- You're on.
- I'm in.
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Me, too.
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[engine winds down]
Next.
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Web parachute test, red button.
See you tomorrow.
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[alarms]
Parachute test?
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[screaming]
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Yup.
Wall of Shame for sure.
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You have the surveillance images
taken last night of Target S.
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[Doc Ock] I'm sending them
through now, Mr. Osborn.
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I won't have Fury
getting his hooks into my prize.
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Spider-Man will be owned
by OSCORP, not S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Tell your agents to find him.
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He's probably right under
your nose.
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[Peter] I've got to
go to the bathroom.
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Hey, hero.
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I brought you something
from school.
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- Cheerleaders?
- Homework.
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Harry really stepped
up yesterday
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when the Frightful Four
attacked our school.
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Unfortunately all that heroism
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won him overnight stay
in the hospital.
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Peter has your best interests
at heart, son.
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He's a true friend.
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Wouldn't it be nice if everyone
had a dad like that?
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How about a ride to school, Peter?
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You don't have to hold
a gun to my head, sir.
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[MJ]
Smile Spider-Man.
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Oh!
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[rambles] Whoa, I'm not...
How did...
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[MJ] Wow, nervous much?
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I'm practicing what I'll say
when I finally meet Spider-Man.
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Here.
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[reading]
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You think it's true that Spider-Man
hangs out here at Midtown?
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He's been seen on campus
often enough.
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He could be anybody.
A student, a teacher, or...
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Thwip-thwip.
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Well, maybe not anybody.
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I know how much it means for MJ
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to get that reporter job
with The Bugle
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and I'd love to help her out.
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I'm afraid I'd blow it
once I started talking to her.
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I mean, MJ knows me so well.
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Good evening, Miss Watson.
I hear you've been looking for me.
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Peter! What are you doing
in that silly costume?
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And what's up
with that stupid voice?
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D'oh!
[snaps]
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Even if Spider-Man is a student,
he's going to keep it on the down-low.
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There's no way he'd let anyone
know who he really is.
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Maybe, but I'm not giving up.
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Sir, ma'am.
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Yo, what up?
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I'm just trying to blend in
now that I'm an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
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An agent?
You're barely a newbie.
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[computer] ID confirmed.
S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Nick Fury.
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Get in here
and don't touch anything.
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Cool!
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[exhaling]
[heavy footsteps]
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Awesome!
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Eh, it's been done.
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Yo, Doc.
Meet the new kid.
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Spider-Man, our resident tech genius.
Dr. Curt Connors.
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Always glad to meet a fellow genius.
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- Awkward.
- A pleasure.
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I followed your career closely.
Very impressive.
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I like this guy.
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Even before Director Fury
approached you about joining us,
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I had my R&D team develop an array
of Spider-Man inspired weaponry.
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- What if I had said no?
- Not an option.
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Huh, that's funny. You're using
our web-shooter out of camo mode.
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[beeps]
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Oh, yeah. I had it in camo mode.
But then I couldn't find it.
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[crickets]
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Joke.
Don't you people ever smile?
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Over here is something we think
you'll find particularly interesting.
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I reserve the right to be awestruck.
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- Ow!
- Hold it.
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Director Fury, I've never questioned
your choices when it came to the others.
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- Others?
- But in this case,
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we're dealing with a complete wildcard.
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Daily Bugle Communications calls
Spider-Man a threat to public safety.
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- But I'm so cuddly.
- Spider-Man's my responsibility, Coulson.
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That's what he's here for.
To learn responsibility.
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We'll see.
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[energetic music]
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[sighing] You can't see it
because of my mask right now, but...
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We call it the Spider-Cycle.
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Uh, yeah.
Useless.
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- Excuse me?
- I mean it's cool and all,
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but why do I need a motorcycle?
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I can get anywhere by thwip-thwip.
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I calculate you can make it
from 80th to 34th street
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in 3.7 minutes, while using up
what I'm guessing is
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fairly expensive webbing and
at maximum muscle stress.
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Uh, maybe...
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The Spider-Cycle can make it
in a minute-and-a-half.
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If you're not scared thwip-less
to climb on.
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One side.
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And the starter is...
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[engine roars]
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Yeow!
Whoa!
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[groaning]
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[screaming]
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Brake, the brake.
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[tires screech]
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Brake!
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Not brake.
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Aaah!
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Not a problem.
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I'll just pop another parachute and...
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Okay, now I'm scared thwip-less...
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Aaah!
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- Huh?
- Kid! Down here.
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Hey, Nick. I'm a little busy
falling to my doom right now.
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That button with the web icon.
Punch it, and hold on tight.
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That's the web track feature.
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Internal GPS targets
the best places to shoot it.
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Works great,
but I'm running out of room.
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Hit the thrust button.
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[explosion]
Yeow! Whoa!
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Sweet!
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You do know this is impossible, right?
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I've engineered the bike to ride
smoothly at any angle. Try it again.
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Just how long are Manhattan's
spineless officials
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going to allow maniacs like Spider-Man
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to run roughshod over us
decent citizens?
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[screaming]
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Ah!
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Whoa!
Hey, look out!
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Oh, sorry, sorry.
Whoa!
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[dog groans]
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[Fury]
Kid, what's wrong with you?
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You act like you've never
driven before.
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- [all gasping]
- I don't even have a learner's permit.
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- You what?
- It's New York. Who needs a car?
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Oh yeah.
[truck horn]
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[screaming]
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[shouting]
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Oh! Hey, look out!
Look out! Look out!
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Aaah!
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[cheering]
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Oh, come on.
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[shouting]
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[beeping]
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This is going to leave a mark.
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Yeow! Whoa!
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Heeyah!
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Let go, Buckethead.
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Calm down, Pre-School.
We'll take it from here.
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[engine shuts down]
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I appreciate a hand now and then,
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but I really didn't need to
be saved by... who're you guys?
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Iron Fist, namaste.
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Iron Fist.
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Kung fu master with
fist of well... iron.
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[distant howling]
White Tiger.
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Acrobatic ninja with
steel claws and cat powers.
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- The big guy here is Luke...
- Power Man.
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If he calls himself Spider-Man
then I'm calling myself Power Man.
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It's cool and doesn't scream
"I have low self-esteem."
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Super strength and
bullet proof skin.
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Okay, Power Man.
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And I've already met
Captain Buckethead.
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Able to carry two buckets
of water in a single...
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name's Nova, creep.
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Nova Creep.
Catchy.
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Nova, the human rocket.
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Okay.
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Now if you'll excuse me, I have
to get this bike back to HQ.
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You see, I'm with S.H.I.E.L.D.
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Small world.
[dings]
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Oh, no.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I never signed on to be
part of a team.
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It's not a team, it's a program.
If you'll just let me explain.
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No! Nix!
Nein! Nyet!
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Na-uh!
No way! Never!
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I win the bet.
No toilets for the Tiger.
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Uh, I'll take the next one.
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[beeping]
[music playing]
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[music continues]
So, you're leaving.
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Yep. Time to mosey on
down the trail.
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Spider-Man.
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Each one of those heroes is
just like you. At a crossroads.
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They could use guidance from a kid
whose been at this a while.
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Look, Nick, they all seem cool.
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Even the Buckethead.
That's why I'm saying no.
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I can't be responsible for what
happens to a bunch of rookies.
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I know you feel responsible for
what happened to your Uncle Ben.
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But at some point, you're allowed
to forgive yourself and start over.
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I wouldn't have made this offer
if I didn't see the potential in you,
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and all four of them, to be the
next generation of great heroes.
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The next Avengers.
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Those kids have the training, and
you have the real world experience.
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00:13:46,657 --> 00:13:48,665
They're willing to give you a chance.
252
00:13:48,707 --> 00:13:51,677
Will you give them a chance?
253
00:13:55,441 --> 00:13:57,698
It all sounds great, but...
254
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:02,550
I can't take that chance.
255
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,557
[door slams]
256
00:14:04,599 --> 00:14:09,450
[ship powers away]
257
00:14:10,454 --> 00:14:11,750
Oh, let him go.
258
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:15,472
Fury tried to sandbag you
with those losers.
259
00:14:15,514 --> 00:14:17,605
Think what you could
have taught them.
260
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,654
- [blows raspberry]
- Ah!
261
00:14:19,697 --> 00:14:22,708
[fighting]
262
00:14:22,749 --> 00:14:25,719
Uh, Spidey-sense warning
me of danger.
263
00:14:26,870 --> 00:14:29,734
To the right, to the left,
and under?
264
00:14:29,775 --> 00:14:32,786
[grunting]
265
00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:36,550
Stay down, bug.
266
00:14:36,592 --> 00:14:38,557
Thundra? Klaw?
267
00:14:38,599 --> 00:14:40,649
And the Wizard.
268
00:14:40,690 --> 00:14:44,497
Round two, Spider-Man.
You lose.
269
00:14:48,117 --> 00:14:51,207
It wasn't enough I kicked your butts
in front of some school kids?
270
00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:53,137
[laughing]
[cheering]
271
00:14:53,137 --> 00:14:55,143
Well, now the whole city
is gonna watch.
272
00:14:55,143 --> 00:14:57,821
You've overestimated your chances.
273
00:14:57,863 --> 00:15:02,212
Even though we lack a fourth member.
There are still three of us.
274
00:15:02,254 --> 00:15:05,850
While you, Spider-Man,
are ever the loner.
275
00:15:06,896 --> 00:15:08,025
Whoa!
276
00:15:10,199 --> 00:15:12,960
- Ha!
- [grunting]
277
00:15:13,002 --> 00:15:16,306
- Ha!
- Ah!
278
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,111
Okay, babezilla.
You asked for it.
279
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:23,874
Yeah, like that.
What?
280
00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:27,890
Your webbing is caught in the same
anti-gravity field that you are in.
281
00:15:27,932 --> 00:15:29,939
Ugh. This stuff
isn't cheap, you know.
282
00:15:29,981 --> 00:15:32,155
Klaw.
[low booming]
283
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:34,162
[screaming]
284
00:15:34,205 --> 00:15:36,044
My turn.
285
00:15:37,090 --> 00:15:41,188
[agonizing scream]
286
00:15:41,802 --> 00:15:43,155
He's out.
287
00:15:49,303 --> 00:15:53,275
Good. Less trouble for us
to bring him to our client.
288
00:15:53,317 --> 00:15:57,038
- Peeky-boo.
- [grunting]
289
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,419
[Spider-Man] So tell me
more about this client.
290
00:15:58,461 --> 00:16:00,343
Who hired you bozos?
291
00:16:00,384 --> 00:16:03,269
I preferred him unconscious.
292
00:16:20,124 --> 00:16:22,173
What are you guys doing here?
I had them on the run.
293
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:24,975
Except for the part where you didn't.
294
00:16:24,975 --> 00:16:26,271
Heeyah!
295
00:16:27,318 --> 00:16:29,157
Uh! Oh!
296
00:16:31,182 --> 00:16:31,902
- Oh!
- Uh!
297
00:16:32,168 --> 00:16:35,097
You dropped this.
298
00:16:35,138 --> 00:16:37,354
[both grunting]
299
00:16:40,406 --> 00:16:43,502
[screams]
Surf's up!
300
00:16:44,547 --> 00:16:46,052
[groans]
301
00:16:58,432 --> 00:17:02,572
You miserable little...
[muffled groan]
302
00:17:02,613 --> 00:17:06,419
Uh-uh, language Thundy.
Kids are watching.
303
00:17:07,466 --> 00:17:12,484
No.
[groaning]
304
00:17:12,525 --> 00:17:14,533
You better not.
305
00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:21,141
Aaah!
Yeah!
306
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,182
What?
307
00:17:32,223 --> 00:17:35,360
You're supposed to be
tough, Klaw.
308
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:37,283
I think you're just a lot of noise.
309
00:17:37,325 --> 00:17:39,667
[bell rings]
310
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:44,267
I can save myself.
311
00:17:44,309 --> 00:17:48,241
"Except for the part
where you didn't."
312
00:17:48,282 --> 00:17:50,708
If you want to save someone,
look down there.
313
00:17:54,347 --> 00:17:58,529
Superhero 101. We can
defend ourselves, they can't.
314
00:17:58,570 --> 00:18:00,452
Trust me. I've got
these meatheads.
315
00:18:00,494 --> 00:18:02,459
Go. Protect and serve.
316
00:18:03,868 --> 00:18:05,220
You heard the man.
317
00:18:05,262 --> 00:18:06,516
She called me the man.
318
00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:16,305
Hey, Shrieky.
Remember me?
319
00:18:18,603 --> 00:18:20,275
Ya!
320
00:18:20,317 --> 00:18:21,571
Ah!
321
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:27,552
- As always, Daily Bugle...
- Heads up, rubbernecks.
322
00:18:27,594 --> 00:18:31,734
[screaming]
...the news up close and personal.
323
00:18:31,776 --> 00:18:35,331
- Whoa!
- You're next.
324
00:18:35,373 --> 00:18:39,513
Now the scream of chaos
shall meet the soul of iron.
325
00:18:41,352 --> 00:18:42,650
Kiyaaahh!
326
00:18:44,406 --> 00:18:45,578
Yeah!
327
00:18:45,619 --> 00:18:47,585
[explosion]
328
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,411
Let's cut the volume.
329
00:18:57,497 --> 00:19:00,423
[bell rings]
[announcer] K.O.
330
00:19:00,466 --> 00:19:02,430
[all yelling]
331
00:19:02,473 --> 00:19:04,731
You won't escape again.
332
00:19:04,731 --> 00:19:07,659
My power gloves are charged
to their maximum.
333
00:19:09,304 --> 00:19:12,427
- Wait, what gloves?
- These gloves.
334
00:19:12,468 --> 00:19:14,768
Oh, those gloves.
335
00:19:14,768 --> 00:19:17,445
No!
336
00:19:17,486 --> 00:19:19,703
[painful cry]
337
00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:21,794
Vandalism struck Midtown today
338
00:19:21,794 --> 00:19:24,679
as Spider-Man destroyed
a Bugletron billboard,
339
00:19:24,721 --> 00:19:27,649
then went on to lead
a group of unnamed vigilantes
340
00:19:27,691 --> 00:19:31,622
in a heated battle with the
equally villainous Frightful Four.
341
00:19:31,663 --> 00:19:34,466
As always, Daily Bugle
Communications brings you the news...
342
00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:36,473
Your agents failed, Octavius.
343
00:19:36,515 --> 00:19:39,484
I won't tolerate
another disappointment.
344
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:42,746
Understood, Mr. Osborn.
345
00:19:44,502 --> 00:19:46,510
[beeps]
Okay, Nick.
346
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,475
I'll join your junior "glee" club.
347
00:19:48,517 --> 00:19:50,818
But I still operate solo
as Spider-Man.
348
00:19:50,859 --> 00:19:53,787
- It's my version of me time.
- Done.
349
00:20:01,021 --> 00:20:02,820
Awkward...
350
00:20:06,626 --> 00:20:10,808
Finally both school and
Spidey life are back to normal.
351
00:20:10,850 --> 00:20:13,945
[Flash]
Oh, Puny Parker.
352
00:20:13,987 --> 00:20:16,997
Locker knocker time.
353
00:20:16,997 --> 00:20:19,800
[sighs]
Unfortunately.
354
00:20:21,974 --> 00:20:22,978
Ow!
355
00:20:24,585 --> 00:20:26,082
Wait, do I know you?
356
00:20:27,829 --> 00:20:31,007
- Any of you?
- Say hello to your new classmates.
357
00:20:31,049 --> 00:20:34,730
- Danny Rand.
- Luke Cage.
358
00:20:34,771 --> 00:20:37,825
- Sam Alexander.
- Ava Ayala.
359
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:40,710
Think about it.
360
00:20:45,937 --> 00:20:47,108
Huh?
361
00:20:47,108 --> 00:20:49,786
Oh, some idiot gave
Fury the bright idea
362
00:20:49,786 --> 00:20:52,169
we needed me time
away from S.H.I.E.L.D.
363
00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:55,723
FYI, don't sweat the secret ID.
364
00:20:55,765 --> 00:20:59,070
- Code of silence, man.
- Hey, this is great.
365
00:20:59,111 --> 00:21:02,791
Really, really...
great.
366
00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:06,848
I just got to go talk to a guy.
367
00:21:09,022 --> 00:21:11,155
- I need an immediate transfer.
- [principal] Denied Mr. Parker.
368
00:21:11,197 --> 00:21:14,752
- But why?
- Because Fury wants you
369
00:21:14,794 --> 00:21:16,843
- where he can keep his eye on you.
- Coulson?
370
00:21:16,885 --> 00:21:19,896
Acting Principal Coulson.
Thwip-thwip.
371
00:21:19,896 --> 00:21:22,196
I said it before,
I'll say it again.
372
00:21:22,238 --> 00:21:26,797
N-o.
No, no, no-no, no, no.
373
00:21:26,838 --> 00:21:30,184
[Flash] Hello?
Can somebody let me out?
374
00:21:30,226 --> 00:21:34,965
Please.
Anyone?
375
00:21:34,966 --> 00:21:37,168
Okay.
Maybe yes.
376
00:21:37,541 --> 00:21:39,803
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