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1x06 - Why I Hate Gym
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[motorcycle]
Leap, forward leap.
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Flip! [laughs]
[motorcycle racing]
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C'est bon.
C'est magnifique.
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[Doc Ock] My employer will
pay handsomely for the delivery
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of Spider-Man, Taskmaster.
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[Taskmaster]
A guy with four arms
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should be able to grab one
bug by himself, Octavius.
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Yeah. I don't get out much.
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His moves I can master.
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My powers cover that.
But the tech makes it trickier.
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No wonder your employer is eager.
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Your suckatude knows
no bounds, Batroc.
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Oh! Gaw!
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Oh!
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Batroc the Leaper.
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So off the radar, SHIELD doesn't
have a real file on him.
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What's to know?
He's French. He leaps.
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And zee bug goes splat.
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[grunting]
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Spider-Man. Nick Fury says get
back to SHIELD HQ for training.
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Just because he's
the director of SHIELD
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doesn't mean he
can boss me around.
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Besides, Fury would be
the first to say
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going solo on B-listers
like Batroc is good training.
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Don't be so official,
White Tiger.
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When life gives you
Batroc, make French toast.
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- Uh!
- A boot in the face.
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Hee-yah! Oof!
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[low groan]
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To expose all this new
threat. We won't rest until...
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Way to go it alone. Get lazy and
even the lame ones can splatter you.
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That's what training's for.
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That and mastering new tools
like electric claws.
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Leap! The leap is life!
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Flip and...
leap.
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Leap.
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Ya!
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Ah!
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C'est pue.
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[Jameson] Is Spider-Man
a student at Midtown High?
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- Recently it was attacked...
- Where does he get this stuff?
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[growl] Taskmaster,
I have to pay for that you know.
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High school, huh?
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Can't wait.
I'm great with kids.
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And so, all city campuses
run on high alert.
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Report any suspicious
persons immediately.
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[Flash]
Huh, I see one now.
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[laughter]
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Pretty good show with Batroc
ze Leaper last night, huh, Ava?
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Lapse training,
late for school.
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Good show, Parker.
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Hey, Pete. They're saying
Spidey goes to the school.
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Girls love heroes, so help me
spread the rumor it's me, huh?
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It probably is you, Harry. Who
else could afford all those webs
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he squirts all over everything?
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Spider-Man doesn't squirt, MJ.
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He shoots.
And I don't think it's a good idea
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for anyone to pose
as him right now. Oh!
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Speaking of squirts...
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[Coulson]
Thompson, Parker.
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Pay attention. Your gym teacher,
Mr. Molskin will be out
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due to a freak accident
after last night's game.
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[whistling]
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[trailing] Ah!
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Well, coach.
Looks like you
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finally broke that state
field goal record.
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Mr. Jager will be your
substitute until further notice.
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I look forward to the challenge
of unlocking your hidden...
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...talents.
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Awkward phrasing or veiled
threat? You be the judge.
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[Flash]
Dodge ball!
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[grunting]
Wait!
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[slowed audio]
Wait!
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I could in fact dodge this ball.
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But I choose not to
in order to protect my identity
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and thus all the kids
in this school.
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Even king jerk, Flash
Thompson, who has it all
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but still thinks he has to
get one up on me.
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D'oh!
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[slowed audio]
D'oh!
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[Flash]
You lose, again.
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[grunting]
[Ava] Jeez, Parker.
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A little overkill just to maintain
your cover. Is that your face print?
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I'm looking for finalists for the
citywide athletic achievement contest.
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I want to see everything you've
got in this obstacle course.
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Push yourselves to the limit.
Don't give me less than 110 percent.
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You can learn something from him.
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- How to creep people out?
- Mr. Thompson.
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Go!
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I'll show you how it's done.
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You could be...
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...promising.
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[computer sound]
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Very promising.
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First to finish.
Good, huh, coach?
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- Am I in?
- Okay, next one up.
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Go!
Ayala, next.
Rand, next.
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Osborn, next.
Cage.
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Can we get some man-sized tires
up in here people? Seriously.
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Mr. Parker.
You're last.
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How sweet would it be to show
them all what I can really do?
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Move on to the
citywide championships.
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Ha!
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Ya!
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Ya!
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[cheering]
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You can begin anytime today.
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The course doesn't run
itself, Mr. Parker.
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[thinking]
Right build, right size.
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Perfect candidate.
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[groaning]
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Uh...
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Ah!
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Oi.
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I'll see three of you here
tomorrow for the final cut.
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Rand, Osborn, Thompson.
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The rest of you, anemic.
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- Tomorrow? Saturday?
- Did I stutter?
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Danny, Flash and Harry?
Harry?
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I aced that thing. Why am I not
a finalist? Because I'm a girl?
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Are you the only person
on Earth who sees school
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on a Saturday as a good thing?
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Fury is so right.
You're soft.
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You know, I say we show
Mr. Jager who can do what.
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You and me are going to come
back tomorrow anyway,
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list or no list
and run that course again.
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If I'm late,
you can start without me.
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Finish too. I'm beat. I have
tomorrow set aside for sleep.
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[yawns]
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Doesn't that Jager
creep you out?
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[continued groans]
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I work with a guy
whose feet stick to walls.
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No one creeps me out.
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[groans]
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Coulson.
[grunting]
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Good to see you again.
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Even better to see that SHIELD added
security enhancements to the school.
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That makes my life much easier.
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Spider-Man's not so much.
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[cheering] ****2****
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[Jameson]
I was 100 percent wrong.
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He's not a menace.
J. Jonah Jameson goes on record
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proclaiming that today should
be Spider-Man day in Manhattan.
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In fact, every day
should be Spider-Man day.
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[phone ringing]
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You gonna answer that phone?
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[ringing continues]
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Hello?
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Peter, have you heard
from Harry?
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It's noon, and no one's
come out from the gym yet.
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I'm not late for training.
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Something's wrong.
I can't get into the school.
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The fence is electrified.
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[yawns]
[sizzle]
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It's Saturday.
Why are you...
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Did you say
the school's electrified?
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Get here, now.
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Quick enough for you?
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- Oh!
- That's right, I'm that good.
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[angry groan]
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Something's up.
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- We should call Coulson.
- No.
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We should go solo on this.
Eh, you know, together.
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We can handle this.
SHIELD added security
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to protect the school from...
well, for us.
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Probably just a misfire.
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[electronic sounds]
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I mean, who electrifies a fence
and leaves the door unlocked?
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Dark, creepy, dank.
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I told you not to come
to school on a Saturday.
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[Stan] Hello? Is anyone there?
Help! Help!
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Can anyone hear me?
Oh, I sure could use a hand.
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I've got myself
in quite a pickle here.
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Oh, if Irving Forbush
could see me now.
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Hang tight, janitor guy.
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We'll get you out.
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[straining]
[grunting]
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Mucho malfunction
security system.
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Oh, my.
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- Don't move.
- Whoa!
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[trailing]
Aaah!
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[low crash]
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[janitor] Wow, there's a lot
of wax build-up down here.
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Who built the security?
Dr. Doom?
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I'm calling Coulson.
[beeping]
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No phone needed.
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- He's here.
- On a Saturday?
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Agent Coulson?
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[Coulson]
Don't come into my office.
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[screams]
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I can see why
he wanted to be alone.
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- Nice tighty whities.
- The whole school is rigged.
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Taskmaster corrupted
the SHIELD security tech.
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- Who?
- Assassin.
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Hates me.
Hates Fury.
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We have to contact Fury.
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You can't.
He jammed the frequencies.
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You shouldn't have
come to school today.
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Told you.
[growls]
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Work on getting yourselves
out of here, and then find Fury.
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Don't waste time on me, and definitely
don't go after Taskmaster alone.
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He's a combat chameleon.
Do you understand?
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Wait. He was bitten
by a radioactive chameleon?
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[Harry screams]
That's Harry.
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I remember that scream from slasher
movie night at camp. Come on!
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[Coulson] If Taskmaster
sees you do it, he can do it.
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Fight him once, he's as
good as you, you hear me?
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[Harry screams]
What did Coulson just say?
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I don't know.
I couldn't hear him.
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Spidey-sense.
Get down!
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If Flash and Harry are here at least
they've got Danny to protect them.
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[Harry]
He's right behind us.
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[Flash]
Keep running.
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Slow and steady, dudes.
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Slow and... look out!
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- [Harry] Danny! Danny!
- Get to safety.
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[announcer] Fight!
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- Kiyaah!
- Ha!
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Your technique.
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Years of study in K'un Lun.
[computer sounds]
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Kiyaah!
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[computer sounds]
Kiyaah!
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Years for you, seconds for me.
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[groaning]
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Kiyaah!
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[groaning]
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Oh!
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- Who taught you that move?
- You did. These, too.
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[fighting]
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Uh!
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[groaning]
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[sighs] You're good, kid, but
not the one I'm looking for.
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There they are.
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- You think he's behind us?
- I'm not looking.
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[both shouting]
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Which of you is going
to change into Spider-Man
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before anyone else gets hurt?
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They're in danger.
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It's the moment
you've trained for.
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[laughs] Oh, wait, that's right.
You never train.
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Whoa!
Flash, don't leave me here.
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Hey, I'm the strongest guy in
school, but I'm no Spider-Man.
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You're obviously not him.
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Come on out, Spider.
It's go time.
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[scraping]
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Flash is in your locker.
What's the plan?
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Eh, don't move a muscle.
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Let him do whatever
with Flash first, and then...
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I have to agree.
252
00:12:49,178 --> 00:12:52,356
Flash does deserve his comeuppance.
And then you could...
253
00:12:52,391 --> 00:12:55,850
Only Flash could get these two
to agree on something.
254
00:12:56,185 --> 00:12:58,186
He wants me, he gets me.
255
00:12:58,220 --> 00:13:01,256
- You get Harry and Flash somewhere safe.
- Great plan.
256
00:13:07,429 --> 00:13:11,032
Destroying school property goes
on your permanent record, you know.
257
00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:15,036
Oh, decided to come clean, Thompson?
258
00:13:15,070 --> 00:13:16,304
Huh?
259
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:20,174
[fighting]
260
00:13:21,277 --> 00:13:23,244
[computer]
261
00:13:25,114 --> 00:13:26,414
Oh!
262
00:13:26,448 --> 00:13:28,249
You're next.
263
00:13:28,284 --> 00:13:31,085
He's copying your moves,
web head.
264
00:13:34,056 --> 00:13:36,257
Didn't anyone ever tell you
copying is cheating?
265
00:13:37,293 --> 00:13:39,093
[fighting]
266
00:13:39,128 --> 00:13:41,195
I call it winning.
267
00:13:41,230 --> 00:13:43,998
Oh!
268
00:13:44,033 --> 00:13:47,168
[slowed audio]
Oh!
269
00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:51,306
End of the line, Thompson.
You can take off the mask.
270
00:13:51,340 --> 00:13:53,274
I was going to say
the same thing.
271
00:13:53,309 --> 00:13:56,277
If it is a mask, ugly.
272
00:13:56,312 --> 00:13:59,180
[screams]
273
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:02,917
Mr. Jager? Our gym teacher?
274
00:14:02,951 --> 00:14:04,952
[referee's whistle]
275
00:14:04,987 --> 00:14:08,122
The management would like to point out
that we in no way mean to suggest
276
00:14:08,157 --> 00:14:10,058
that all gym teachers are
sadistic taskmasters
277
00:14:10,092 --> 00:14:12,226
who live to bring misery
to high-schoolers everywhere...
278
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,227
except the ones who do.
279
00:14:14,063 --> 00:14:15,330
[blows whistle]
Oh!
280
00:14:15,364 --> 00:14:19,967
So that test was only about
finding Spider-Man?
281
00:14:20,002 --> 00:14:22,337
Now I don't feel so bad
about gettin' cut.
282
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:28,376
I'll show you both
the benefits of training.
283
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,178
[fighting]
284
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,049
Oh brother.
285
00:14:35,084 --> 00:14:37,285
Never met a move
I couldn't match.
286
00:14:37,319 --> 00:14:41,155
Yours, Spider's.
287
00:14:41,190 --> 00:14:43,091
That K'un Lun kid's.
288
00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:45,393
Danny?
What did you do to him?
289
00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:49,964
Tiger!
290
00:14:49,998 --> 00:14:52,100
Ah!
291
00:14:56,038 --> 00:14:59,006
I'm guessing you know
Coulson through SHIELD.
292
00:14:59,041 --> 00:15:01,042
Fury certainly gives you kids
293
00:15:01,076 --> 00:15:03,911
some age inappropriate
toys for your school.
294
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:07,281
So... you're just another gym
teacher who wants to kill me?
295
00:15:07,316 --> 00:15:09,884
Kill you? Hardly.
296
00:15:09,918 --> 00:15:11,986
I'm here to offer you a job.
297
00:15:12,020 --> 00:15:14,222
Accept... everyone wins.
298
00:15:14,256 --> 00:15:17,024
Refuse...
no one gets out alive.
299
00:15:17,059 --> 00:15:20,061
And I turn you over
to my employer.
300
00:15:20,095 --> 00:15:22,930
Limited time offer.
Clock's ticking.
301
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,232
[ticking]
302
00:15:26,379 --> 00:15:29,261
Wait... a job, huh? ****3****
303
00:15:29,312 --> 00:15:31,547
A powerful man hired me
to bring you to him.
304
00:15:31,581 --> 00:15:35,518
But I'm powerful myself. And
I'm offering you an opportunity
305
00:15:35,552 --> 00:15:38,421
to be part of something
amazing, Spider-Man.
306
00:15:38,455 --> 00:15:41,457
Amazing Spider-Man.
Sounds pretty catchy.
307
00:15:41,491 --> 00:15:44,226
"Amazing Spider-Man."
308
00:15:44,261 --> 00:15:47,630
Hmm, let me write that down.
That could be big.
309
00:15:47,664 --> 00:15:50,566
But I can only imagine that
what this guy considers amazing
310
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:52,601
would be less than spectacular.
311
00:15:52,636 --> 00:15:55,471
[TV playing]
[burps]
312
00:15:55,505 --> 00:15:58,407
- Pick it up.
- Yes, sir.
313
00:15:58,442 --> 00:16:03,212
So you're not just a madman.
You're a double-crossing madman?
314
00:16:03,246 --> 00:16:06,315
Nature of the business.
Fury double crossed me,
315
00:16:06,349 --> 00:16:09,118
just like he'll double cross you
when it suits him.
316
00:16:09,152 --> 00:16:11,120
Wait, you worked for Fury?
317
00:16:11,154 --> 00:16:13,790
Note to self:
Web Coulson's tighty
318
00:16:13,791 --> 00:16:16,559
whities to his forehead
for leaving out important info.
319
00:16:16,593 --> 00:16:18,260
[Spider-Man]
Hey, Coulson!
320
00:16:18,295 --> 00:16:19,495
Ah!
321
00:16:19,529 --> 00:16:22,298
Sure, and like you, I had tech.
322
00:16:22,332 --> 00:16:25,334
I had a team.
Now look at me.
323
00:16:25,368 --> 00:16:28,170
Yeah, I'd rather not.
And don't try to trick me.
324
00:16:28,205 --> 00:16:31,140
I took reverse psychology
where I got a reverse A,
325
00:16:31,174 --> 00:16:33,142
which is, you know, still an A.
326
00:16:33,176 --> 00:16:35,244
You'd choose death
over partnership?
327
00:16:35,278 --> 00:16:38,614
If that was my only choice.
But it's not.
328
00:16:38,648 --> 00:16:40,216
[whirring and loud explosion]
329
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,550
Ah!
330
00:16:42,352 --> 00:16:43,486
Oh!
331
00:16:46,523 --> 00:16:49,525
All the work, the training...
useless.
332
00:16:49,559 --> 00:16:52,495
He has all our skills
and SHIELD weapons.
333
00:16:52,529 --> 00:16:55,364
He can predict our
every move. We're dead.
334
00:16:55,398 --> 00:16:57,533
Maybe he can fight
like Spider-Man,
335
00:16:57,567 --> 00:16:59,468
but he can't think
like Peter Parker.
336
00:16:59,503 --> 00:17:03,239
He mimics what we do,
so let's do what we don't.
337
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:06,542
Not going to work. He copies
what we do as soon as he sees it.
338
00:17:06,576 --> 00:17:09,145
What if he doesn't see it?
339
00:17:09,179 --> 00:17:12,515
I've got something
in my locker just for this.
340
00:17:12,549 --> 00:17:15,251
[snoring]
341
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:19,121
[gasps] Spider-Man.
Save me.
342
00:17:19,156 --> 00:17:20,556
Eh, no.
You're safer in here.
343
00:17:20,590 --> 00:17:24,160
I know, I know.
I shouldn't have done that.
344
00:17:27,264 --> 00:17:32,168
Uh-oh, Tiger.
I think Taskmaster spotted me.
345
00:17:41,278 --> 00:17:44,580
Darn those budget cuts. No
lights on the weekends, Tasky!
346
00:17:44,614 --> 00:17:47,616
You're only prolonging
the inevitable.
347
00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:51,287
Then we might as well
make it fun, right?
348
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:52,288
[growls]
349
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:55,191
[door slams]
350
00:17:55,225 --> 00:17:57,193
Tiger, turn on the night vision.
351
00:17:57,227 --> 00:17:59,461
I make this spider
night vision look good.
352
00:18:02,432 --> 00:18:07,269
Come out, come out wherever
you are, little spider.
353
00:18:07,304 --> 00:18:11,307
You can't beat me.
I know all your moves.
354
00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:12,575
Hee-yah!
355
00:18:14,477 --> 00:18:16,579
[Spider-Man]
You ain't seen nothing yet.
356
00:18:16,613 --> 00:18:20,182
- And you ain't gonna.
- Ah!
357
00:18:21,284 --> 00:18:23,552
[fighting]
358
00:18:23,587 --> 00:18:26,155
It's dark,
but you're still you.
359
00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:27,456
Oof!
360
00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:29,325
And I know what you do.
361
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,460
You sure about that?
362
00:18:31,494 --> 00:18:33,462
Ah!
363
00:18:34,564 --> 00:18:37,132
Not bad for a first timer.
364
00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:38,567
Recognize where
you are, Jager?
365
00:18:38,602 --> 00:18:43,239
You just did me a favor.
I have a photographic memory.
366
00:18:43,273 --> 00:18:47,443
I can move through here as well
as if the lights were on.
367
00:18:47,477 --> 00:18:50,479
You could if everything was still
where it was yesterday, sucker.
368
00:18:50,513 --> 00:18:52,114
[Spider-Man] Ya!
369
00:18:52,148 --> 00:18:53,282
Ah!
370
00:18:55,352 --> 00:18:57,253
Yee-ah!
371
00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:01,490
[grunting]
372
00:19:02,492 --> 00:19:04,393
Ah!
373
00:19:04,427 --> 00:19:06,462
Spidey, you got him?
374
00:19:06,496 --> 00:19:09,098
Dodge ball!
[grunts]
375
00:19:13,203 --> 00:19:15,537
Nice shot.
Been practicing?
376
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:18,440
Now I know why you
use these. This is fun.
377
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,545
It's not too late
for you to join me.
378
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:27,082
Yeah, you might think
I'm a loser, but I don't.
379
00:19:27,117 --> 00:19:30,386
Then I'll simply expose your
identity as Flash Thompson
380
00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:32,154
to the entire world.
381
00:19:32,188 --> 00:19:34,189
Which Flash Thompson?
That one?
382
00:19:34,224 --> 00:19:38,093
Yeah, loser.
He can't get out, right?
383
00:19:38,128 --> 00:19:41,430
It's Spider-Man, Jager,
not Spider-Teen.
384
00:19:41,464 --> 00:19:43,232
But this school is still
under my watch,
385
00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:44,400
just like the rest of the city.
386
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:48,570
- There's a lesson for you here...
- Yeah, you just got schooled.
387
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:51,273
Not helping.
388
00:19:51,508 --> 00:19:55,611
[beeps]
[coughing]
389
00:20:00,383 --> 00:20:03,419
Nice distraction, Thompson.
390
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:06,221
How many masks
can one guy wear?
391
00:20:06,256 --> 00:20:08,557
- You're asking me?
- Think he'll be back with a different face?
392
00:20:08,591 --> 00:20:10,592
He knows what he's up against,
393
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:13,195
if he shows whatever face
he's got around here again.
394
00:20:13,229 --> 00:20:15,597
Ho-ho-ho, 'cause
he got schooled.
395
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,466
Yeah, it's still not working.
396
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,601
Yeah, no... whatever you say,
Spider-Man.
397
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:23,572
And that's...
why I hate gym.
398
00:20:24,006 --> 00:20:25,574
School's a dead end.
399
00:20:25,608 --> 00:20:28,277
Trust me.
You want the spider,
400
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,212
you'll have to
make him come to you.
401
00:20:30,246 --> 00:20:33,182
[growls]
402
00:20:33,216 --> 00:20:36,552
[angry shouting]
You'll have to pay for those, remember?
403
00:20:36,586 --> 00:20:38,454
That's right,
404
00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:42,391
throw your tantrum and look
somewhere else for Spider-Man.
405
00:20:44,260 --> 00:20:47,496
'Cause now that I know
where he hangs out,
406
00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:49,598
that bug is mine.
407
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:55,504
No one in this school is cool enough
to be Spidey, so forget that rumor.
408
00:20:55,538 --> 00:20:59,174
That said, I totally helped
Spider-Man save the dump.
409
00:20:59,209 --> 00:21:02,211
I was this close to him!
We're buds!
410
00:21:02,245 --> 00:21:05,147
[chatter]
411
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,116
Flash Thompson finally
did me a favor.
412
00:21:07,150 --> 00:21:10,452
Taskmaster never even suspected
Peter Parker was Spider-Man.
413
00:21:10,487 --> 00:21:13,555
Your creativity was just as
strategic as my training.
414
00:21:13,590 --> 00:21:15,457
- More even.
- Really?
415
00:21:15,492 --> 00:21:17,292
Going solo paid off, okay?
416
00:21:17,327 --> 00:21:19,361
There's still one thing
I don't get at all.
417
00:21:19,396 --> 00:21:22,264
- The tight briefs. Really?
- I swim.
418
00:21:22,298 --> 00:21:24,400
Leave the man's
underwear alone, Pete,
419
00:21:24,434 --> 00:21:28,303
or he'll get short with you.
[laughs]
420
00:21:28,338 --> 00:21:30,139
Does SHIELD have some kind
of mind wiper,
421
00:21:30,173 --> 00:21:32,939
because I really need
that image out of my head.
422
00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:35,612
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