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Before you ask...
yes.
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I'm riding the spider-cycle in the subway tunnel.
No, i'm not allowed to do this. And neither are you.
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But i picked up a stray down on 14th street.
Sometimes you just can't get them to leave you alone.
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Amazing, right?
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Normally i'd hit pause and enjoy your awe
but instead...
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GET DOWN!
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This little tentacle stayed home.
This little tentacle stayed in the subway.
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And this...
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Oh yeah! Smooth riding.
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Little lost?
Join the club.
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If i was the paranoid type,
I'd say robots just hate me.
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Okay! the cape is not stupid
Sorry!
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You are not a dragon or a man,
don't be a cry bot.
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H.E.R.B.I.E.?
Were all the good robots name taken?
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Very inappropriate.
Bad Robot!
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Spider-Man,
Are you playing with that thing or fighting it?
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- You got weapons use them.
- Yeah, untested weapons...
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Electro webs?
Not sounding safe.
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- Hence they are weapons.
- Good point.
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This will be pain..
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How's that for ultimate?
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What's so funny?
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What?
Oh, gotta go.
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Well that was exuberating and all, but
let's head for something reeaally scary:
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School.
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Wondered what that thing wanted anyway?
Robos just hate me
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Bio-sample optained.
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Maybe today won't
be so bad...
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Oh, man!
Not again.
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- Hey, Peter.
- Harry!
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Remind me to buy you a watch.
Or maybe a watch company.
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Hurry up.
we'll miss homework.
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Friends.
Accept no substitute.
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I don't how i'd survive
high school withou Harry Osborn.
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Sorry, Parker.
Thi is the boys locker room.
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He always got my back.
And conviniently extra our wear.
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You'll forget where you live
if MJ didn't walk you home.
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Just make sure you are not late
tonight.
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- Late? For...?
- My Dad's out of town.
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The penthouse is open for movie marathon with
you, me and MJ.
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Excuse us, but can we borrow Pete for
a tinsy sec?
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Can't it wait?
Harry and i...
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- Parker. Talk. Now!
- Wow what's the deal?
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The deal is thse guys:
Luke, Ava, Danny and ugh, Sam,
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They are super heroes sorta like me.
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Power Man, White Tiger,
Iron Fist and ugh, Nova.
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But i can't tell my best friend
that, so it's time for...
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Wheel of excuses!
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Aunt May is Sick.
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Studying at MJ.
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rented chilli dogs.
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Lame story.
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Eh... It's a clud thing
A club i just joined...
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today...
Sandwich Club...
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- Sandwich?
- Later, Harry.
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Welcome home, my cherrished bio-sample.
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Fantastic.
Better than i ever imagined.
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It's magnificient.
Maravelous.
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It's an abomination.
Monstruous!
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- Did you get the sample?
- You have no idea Mr. Osborn.
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I isolated the deadliest aspect of
Spider-man's DNA.
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It's incredible.
Distilled aggression.
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Pure Venom.
You wanted an army?
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Imaging, one clading living
armor
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that infuse your soldiers with
Spiderman's power.
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- All i need is a few months...
- Months?
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Months.
This is practically a new lifeform.
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- The dangers of rushing...
- I'm afraid the lighting will strike twice.
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I gave you the facilities and the body
to handle our unique scientific endavours.
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- Use them.
- I will have something for you tonight.
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That i didn't need to see.
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Why we found out about this from
Fury and not you?
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Um, because i just got here?
You guys aren't my mommy and daddies.
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Stand together or fall alone, Pete.
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- That's why we wanted to talk.
- You wanna talk?
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Let's talk about how you made me
blow out my best friend.
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My time is my time.
That was the deal i made with Fury.
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We also made a deal to work
together, remember?
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Yeah, we get a job now, Parker.
You don't need to kiss up to money bags
anymore for cash.
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There are many paths between the mind
and the mouth.
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You should try using them
sometimes.
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Wait, Harry...
I can explain...
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You don't need to explain anything.
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You have you detention friends to save
your butt now.
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They are definitely not my friends.
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- Oh yea? Then what are they?
- It's... complicated.
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Didn't use to be.
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Handeled with that
peter parker finess.
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- Not now, MJ.
- you mean "How do i fix that, MJ?"
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Then i say:
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Harry feels left out,
so include him.
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Bring the new kids to his
place tonight.
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MAybe at the end of the first flick it will
be like old times with new friends.
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If you say so...
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We don't know where he came from.
we don't know what he is capable of.
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But clearly he things he is better
than the rest of us
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- Harry, everything alright?
- It's nothing, i'm fine.
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What is it son?
We have no secrets.
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Pete's hanging with some new guys and
he sort of ditched me.
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- That doesn't sound like him.
- I know.
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But ever since those new kinds showed up
he's been different, distracted.
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and interfering with the
city's public transportation system,
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Who is this Spiderman think
he is?
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This is not up for public debate.
Innocent New-Yorkers could've been killed.
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He is a menace.
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So i'm going to move in the sewers, and try an albino
aligator for the circus, okay?
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Dad of the year.
Maybe i should learn to wall crawl.
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It will work itself out, Harry.
these things always do.
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I left a thousand dollars in case
you get hungry.
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See you later son.
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Hey, it's Harry.
Harry Osborn.
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What do you think we could do with a thousand dollars
ad my dad's penthouse?
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Think of it as a team bonding exercise.
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Just without the costumes and fighting
and stuff.
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I don't need a new friend.
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Harry's cool, it's gonna be fun.
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- Flash?
- Party!
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Didn't see that coming.
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The new life form escaped.
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Octavius, what happened?
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Or a master piece.
History will be my judge.
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Where is it?
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Best guess, it's going back to where
it came from.
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Spiderman.
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- I'm missing homework for this?
- This wasn't supposed to be...this
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- MJ!
- Hey guys...
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- Some party, huh?
- I thought we were watching a movie?
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Me too, but apparently we're watching half the school
party down at harry's house instead.
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The whole school actually.
Except for the ones who weren't invited.
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What?
they're good nachos!
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I invited them, Harry.
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I thought maybe if everyone got to know each other
things could be cool.
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- Harry, ei'm trying here, c'mon.
- I don't need anymore friends.
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As you can see,
I've got plenty.
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- You guys are the best!
- Harry! Harry! Harry!
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Maybe my plan was a little ill advised.
Any ideas?
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00:10:04,588 --> 00:10:08,167
Yeah...
Bathroom break.
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Nervous bladder.
Ever since first grade.
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Spider sense is going crazy.
what...?
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Flash!
Get out of here!
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Parker! Let's see if Osborn's fancy toilet
has a swirly button.
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Something's coming.
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Here!
Eat the nerd!
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- Get it of me!
- Flash!
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Tell me he rented a lion.
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00:11:00,561 --> 00:11:03,466
What?
Rich people rent lions.
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I've got my share of anti-flash
fantasies,
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But even i can't let him get eaten
by toilet sludge.
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- Where's Pete? Pete?
- Right behind you, just go!
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Great party, Harry.
Call me, okay?
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- Everyone, out!
- Wait, this is my house.
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I'll only say this once without laughing:
Let the jock go, stink breath.
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I think he likes you webs.
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Feel free to ask it out bucket head.
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- I think it likes you better.
- I got this.
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Who's up for deep fried...?
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I feel a little...
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It's in my pants!
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And again, as fun as this might normally be,
even nova should get sewer gooped.
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Okay, this time not a robot.
definitely organic, alive,
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Jumping from host to host.
a Symbiote!
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Hello? Science whiz, remember?
It's biology.
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heh, i said whiz.
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GET IT OFF ME!
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How do we stop that thing without
hurting nova. Ideas?
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My irresistible comedic banter seems to
have no effect.
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- That's all i got.
- I can take it.
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Let's not be hasty, make him promise
to clean your room or something first.
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Kidding.
Don't touch it or it'll stick to you!
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Not if you touch it hard enough.
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Power Man!
No!
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This is bad.
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This has been a blast ugly. But now it is
time for you to get flushed.
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Break the bond soldier,
electro-webs.
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My inner voices are getting really disturbing.
Right, but disturbing.
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C'mon Power Man.
That's like static cling to you!
Fight it off
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Oh Shnitzel.
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We made it, Harry.
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Yes, kids.
Your party favor tonight is not getting squished
in pancake-dom.
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All life is sacred, creature.
But what you're doing is wrong.
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Let him go before i forget
i'm a pacifist.
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Hasn't anyone ever heard of a
long distance attack?
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Keep it up, Iron Fist.
We'll find a way to contain it.
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- Iron Fist!
- I can hear its thoughts, they're...
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They're confused.
Spiderman, it wants...you.
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What a problem.
I'm sorta planning on being me for the rest
of my life..
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how...how about we compromise?
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I get my body on week-ends and weekdays.
You get it when i have to moan the loan.
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We must stop this menace...
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For once i'm with you.
You're the menace though.
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- MJ, What are you doing?
- Getting the scoop of the year.
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This is my ticket at a job
at the Daily Bugle.
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More like a ticket to the hospital.
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Get out!
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Enough is enough!
You're not hurting anyone else on this team.
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You want me so bad?
Come and get me.
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I isolated the deadliest aspect of
Spiderman's DNA.
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Distilled aggression.
Pure Venom.
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I am Venom!
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- Friends... Yummy...
- Spiderman, i know you're in there.
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I don't wanna hurt you.
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Hold on, White Tiger.
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Let's talk.
I know you're in there, Spiderman.
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There is only Venom!
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I wish we hadn't just have a special moment
where you sacrificed yourself in junk.
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Sorry Webhead.
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- Do you see Peter?
- Can't get a clear shot.
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Whoa! it's stronger than Spiderman.
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Harry!
No!
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Alright ugly,
Leave my friends alone.
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Harry!
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Harry?
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I can't hold on!
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- I think i just pulled out my only chest hair.
- Sorry.
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He's... Too... Strong...
Can't... do it... alone...
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Nova, i need my hands.
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You wanna be Spiderman?
You're in for a big shock, Venom.
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Don't tell Fury.
That's definitely gonna void the warranty.
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It's a monk thing.
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you've seen my friend, Peter?
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- shrimpy kind?
- Spaghetti arms?
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00:19:58,682 --> 00:20:02,353
- Three dollar hair-cut?
- Only a 98 average?
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That's not a jokey insult?
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- Don't worry, he is fine.
- Good. He is my best friend.
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You destroyed it?
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Thank goodness.
Get the heroes some help.
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Harry you could have been killed.
You're lucky Spider-man was around.
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Sure, Hurray for Spiderman.
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- Begin the tirade, i'm ready.
- On the contrary, Octavius.
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You of all people should know how genius
can rise from disaster.
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The symbiote was a sucess.
I want an improved prototype
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One that the spider and his troublemakers
can't stop.
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I'll make it my life's work, sir.
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- Um, the flappy end does the cleaning.
- Uh, i knew that.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Double "hey" means you two needs some
guy-time.
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- I'm sorry. Hey! jinx.
- I'm sorry. Hey! jinx.
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- We good?
- If you're still my best friend?
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- Always.
- Then we're great.
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And listen, those other guys aren't bad.
Except for Sam.
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Sam is... Sam.
MAybe one day we could all hang.
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If you like em, cool.
If not, no worries.
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You know what? Let's give it a shot.
What's the harm in making a new friend?
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