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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:57,725 --> 00:01:04,356 ♪ It was just another Saturday night I was jamming with the guys ♪ 4 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,109 ♪ Hanging out on the corner ♪ 5 00:01:07,193 --> 00:01:10,529 ♪ Just watching the girls go by ♪ 6 00:01:10,613 --> 00:01:16,786 ♪ Suddenly I noticed They were staring back at me ♪ 7 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:22,291 ♪ And when I took a closer look I couldn't help but see ♪ 8 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:23,334 ♪ Girls got something ♪ 9 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,377 ♪ Girls got something ♪ 10 00:01:25,461 --> 00:01:26,378 ♪ That boys ain't got ♪ 11 00:01:26,462 --> 00:01:28,506 ♪ That boys ain't got ♪ 12 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:31,675 ♪ Drives them crazy ♪ 13 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,219 ♪ Gets them hot ♪ 14 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:37,765 ♪ Girls got something ♪ 15 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:41,018 ♪ Girls got something ♪ 16 00:01:41,102 --> 00:01:42,686 ♪ That boys ain't got ♪ 17 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:46,273 ♪ Just ain't got ♪ 18 00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:57,076 ♪ Like a bee that needs its honey ♪ 19 00:01:57,159 --> 00:02:00,538 ♪ Like a moth drawn to the flame ♪ 20 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:03,707 ♪ Can't escape the facts of life ♪ 21 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:06,836 ♪ Captured by the day ♪ 22 00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:13,050 ♪ That's the way the story's been Since Adam fell for Eve ♪ 23 00:02:13,134 --> 00:02:16,220 ♪ Just one taste is all it takes ♪ 24 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:18,514 ♪ To make the boys believe ♪ 25 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:19,765 ♪ The girls got something ♪ 26 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:23,936 ♪ That boys ain't got ♪ 27 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:27,940 ♪ Drives them crazy ♪ 28 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:30,192 ♪ Gets them hot ♪ 29 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:34,071 ♪ Girls got something, whoo ♪ 30 00:02:34,155 --> 00:02:37,283 ♪ Girls got something ♪ 31 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:39,034 ♪ That boys ain't got ♪ 32 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:42,371 ♪ Oh ♪ 33 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:46,625 ♪ Girls got something ♪ 34 00:02:46,709 --> 00:02:48,752 ♪ Girls got something ♪♪ 35 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:52,590 - Terry? - Denise, why aren't you in Science? 36 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:55,718 They're showing a filmstrip, everyone left. I have to talk to you. 37 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:59,972 - I'm really into this article. - I know, but I need your advice, 38 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:03,225 and you are my best friend, and I tried to deal with it myself, 39 00:03:03,309 --> 00:03:05,394 and I'm really stressed out. 40 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:08,856 Three guys wanna take me out. I'm not too thrilled by any of them, 41 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:13,277 but think I should go in case I don't have a real boyfriend by the prom. 42 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:17,823 - Okay, who are the guys? - If I give you names, you cannot laugh. 43 00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:21,493 I know, you have the perfect college boyfriend. 44 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:25,623 - You think Kevin's perfect? - He's a god, okay? 45 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:28,792 Can we talk about me now? Where was I? 46 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:34,840 Bruce Shulman, Edward Zink and Roger Gibbler. 47 00:03:34,924 --> 00:03:37,593 - This is serious. - I know. 48 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:44,308 All right, on a scale of lame to cute, who rates the least low? 49 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:46,894 They're all lame. 50 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:50,231 Put Roger in a rent-a-tux, he might move up to semi-lame. 51 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:53,776 Okay, forget looks. Who's got the hottest car? 52 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:57,571 A Pinto, Dad's Skylark, and a Schwinn. 53 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,574 Looks like you're gonna have to skip the prom. 54 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:05,329 Hey. Hey, everybody. Listen up! Hey. 55 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,956 A lot of you've been giving me grief 56 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:10,334 about this Sun-Tribune journalism competition. 57 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:13,045 Well, I finally got all of your submissions read. 58 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:15,422 Now, during my planning period, 59 00:04:15,506 --> 00:04:18,217 I picked the best two, and then from those, 60 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:22,137 and from those submitted by your pals over at Sturgis-Wilder. 61 00:04:26,058 --> 00:04:27,518 Thank you. 62 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:31,355 The Trib will pick one and award somebody a summer internship. 63 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:32,648 Okay? 64 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:36,819 I'll post the names of the winners in the trophy case after I finish my lunch. 65 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:39,989 Tuna salad on whole wheat. 66 00:04:43,242 --> 00:04:46,287 A summer job at the Sun-Tribune, think about it. 67 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:50,291 I'll think about that. You think about me at the prom with a lizard. 68 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:53,043 - I think you're exaggerating. - Hi, Denise. 69 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:55,212 Are you busy Saturday night? 70 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:57,256 Sorry. 71 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:59,258 That's four. 72 00:05:06,432 --> 00:05:07,975 Mr. Raymaker. 73 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:11,103 Mr. Vino, the driver's ed. teacher, just ran over a dog. 74 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:13,188 Should I take a photographer? 75 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:15,566 No. 76 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:23,157 What's up, Terry? 77 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,993 - Ah, how's it going, Terry? - Hi, guys. 78 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:27,703 Hi, guys. 79 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:29,788 Bye, guys. 80 00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:33,292 - Am I invisible? - They were in a hurry. 81 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,794 You are so hot. 82 00:05:35,878 --> 00:05:39,590 Buddy, I just ate. 83 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:43,093 - Thanks for stopping by, Bud. - Anytime, sis. 84 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:46,138 Our parents are gone for two weeks. Know what that means? 85 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:48,140 Their king-size bed is empty. 86 00:05:49,141 --> 00:05:50,726 Well, what do you think? 87 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:55,314 I think if you and I were the last man and woman on Earth, 88 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:57,858 the human race would die out. 89 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:02,279 You want time to think it over. I understand. 90 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:06,700 I have two words for you. Slumber party. 91 00:06:06,784 --> 00:06:11,163 We'll invite every girl you know. Tall, short, loose, easy. 92 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:12,498 I'll be the bartender. 93 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:16,335 They can use my bedroom, they can use my body. 94 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:20,381 - I wanna help. - You wanna molest my friends. 95 00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:24,426 - Forget it. - Why? 96 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:26,887 You'll have a party, and I'll... 97 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:32,142 - Oh, God. - Does he do this at the dinner table? 98 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:36,772 Don't get me wrong. It's not like I've never had sex before. 99 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:41,026 I've had lots of sex. It's just that now I'd like to try it with a partner. 100 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:45,114 We really have to get back to school. 101 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:46,949 Yes, we must get back. 102 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,494 Wanna make sure my article's in the trophy case. 103 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:52,996 Yes, we really must get going. 104 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:55,749 You have to get going? I'm 15 years old. 105 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:59,586 In two years, I reach the peak of my sexual powers. 106 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:03,048 The clock is ticking, I have to get jamming. 107 00:07:03,132 --> 00:07:06,135 Can't you hear what you're saying? 108 00:07:07,136 --> 00:07:10,681 - Aren't you a little embarrassed? - Nope, I'm horny. 109 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:14,226 Horny will kick embarrassment's ass every time. 110 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:15,727 Budster, listen to me. 111 00:07:15,811 --> 00:07:19,815 Don't you want your first time to be with someone you love? 112 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:22,818 I guarantee you, I'll be in love. 113 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:28,824 There's Lisa Macadoo, I hear she'll do anything with anybody. 114 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:32,286 She looks pretty cheap to me. 115 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,455 Me too. 116 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:39,585 I am so excited. You know this job means, like, everything in life to me. 117 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:41,879 I know. Just work in the sports section. 118 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:44,173 That way we can interview all the cute jocks. 119 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:48,343 You are gonna be so proud of me, I'm gonna make such a great reporter. 120 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:53,348 - I'm not there. - Why aren't you there? 121 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:58,729 Neal Perlow and Joseph Dreyer? 122 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:12,409 And then I had Terry Griffith, fourth period Civics. 123 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:14,703 Did you see what she's wearing? 124 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:17,456 The legs do not stop. 125 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:20,167 I say we flunk her, keep her here for another year. 126 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,379 You better be careful, you could lose your job. 127 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:26,840 It'd be worth it. It's not that great a job. 128 00:08:34,723 --> 00:08:37,226 - Terry. - What's wrong with my article? 129 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:41,730 Well, there isn't anything wrong with it, per se. 130 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:44,942 It's just not outstanding work. 131 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,152 Well, I think it is. 132 00:08:47,236 --> 00:08:50,405 What do you give me straight A's for, my wardrobe? 133 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:54,910 I give you the A's because of your hard work. And you write well. 134 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:59,164 But this contest, it's a completely different ballgame. 135 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:01,583 When I read those articles, I have to ask, 136 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,710 "Does this person have a nose for the news? 137 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:06,630 Do they dig out the most interesting angle?" 138 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:10,175 So what you're trying to tell me is that the nutritional content 139 00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:12,302 of our school lunches isn't interesting. 140 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:17,641 Look, Terry, I know that you're disappointed. 141 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,435 But I had to pick kids who've got a real shot 142 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:22,479 at becoming professional journalists. 143 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:25,607 I am going to be a reporter. 144 00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:28,277 That's good. I like that attitude. 145 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:32,614 But don't you think it would be nice to have something to fall back on? 146 00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:35,075 - Like what? - Uh... 147 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:37,452 Well, you're a pretty girl, you could be a model. 148 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:39,121 Be a model? 149 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:42,082 Why, because a pretty girl can't possibly have a brain? 150 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:45,294 - Look, what I meant was-- - I know what you meant. 151 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:48,797 This is a great article and it belongs at the Sun-Tribune. 152 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:53,802 And you are so clueless to life, it is really pathetic. 153 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:11,111 Terry, it's Mr. Wonderful. 154 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:22,831 Always when I'm busy. 155 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,587 - She's in the pool. - What took you so long? 156 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:33,300 - I knew it was you. - I keep forgetting how young you are. 157 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:36,219 What a waste of a sports car. 158 00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:46,146 Listen, everything's gonna be all right. 159 00:10:50,275 --> 00:10:52,611 How'd this get in here? 160 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:02,704 - Why do you always tie double knots? - Kevin, please, forget the knot. 161 00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:05,457 What I need is a little sympathy. 162 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:08,335 I had my heart set on that summer job. 163 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:11,546 Oh, Terry. 164 00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:14,800 I know exactly how you feel. Hmm. 165 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,968 Can I tell you a little story? 166 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:22,307 When I was a kid, I was obsessed with being a fireman. 167 00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:26,978 I used to set little fires in the backyard, and I'd practice putting them out. 168 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,648 Then one day... 169 00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:33,568 when I was 12, I learned I could never be a fireman. 170 00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:36,405 Why, what happened? 171 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:40,450 I found out how much money they make. Pitiful. 172 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:45,247 Don't you understand that I don't care what reporters make? 173 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:49,543 I can't remember a time when there was anything else I wanted to do. 174 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:53,839 And it's discouraging when Raymaker tells me that I should become a model. 175 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:56,633 Hey, why not? You're a knockout. 176 00:11:56,717 --> 00:12:00,554 Besides, models make some pretty nice bucks. 177 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,556 You don't think I can do it either. 178 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:07,060 Well, no, that's not exactly what I said, exactly. 179 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:09,229 Yeah, well, it was close enough. 180 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:12,649 You know, it's lucky for you I'm in love with you, I think, 181 00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:15,902 or I'd probably never speak to you again. 182 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,114 I'd like to be alone, please. 183 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:22,367 Now? Can't you be alone when your parents are home? 184 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:24,661 Since you haven't listened to one word I've said 185 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:28,874 why don't you try reading my lips. Goodbye, Kevin. 186 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,084 Would you rather spend the night at the frat house? 187 00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:37,257 ♪ I like my playthings ♪ 188 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:41,470 - All men care about is sex! - I resent that. 189 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,430 ♪ Fast, hot... ♪ 190 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,599 Big improvement, huh? 191 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:48,059 The room needed something. 192 00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:52,272 Your room is why my life is totally screwed up. 193 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:57,319 You guys think beautiful women are nothing but decoration, total airheads. 194 00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:58,987 Hey, not me. 195 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:02,324 These women have my deepest respect. 196 00:13:03,325 --> 00:13:06,077 For showing their boobs? 197 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,413 And for their minds. 198 00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:13,460 It just so happens that Kim here reads Vonnegut in her bubble bath. 199 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,087 And Luanne has dedicated her centerfold 200 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:18,757 to help clean up toxic waste. 201 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:23,303 And the only reason Barbara does her physics homework buck-naked... 202 00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:25,972 is because that library's hot. 203 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:29,184 Come on, Buddy, admit it, 204 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:33,355 you would love to spend your entire life just using women's bodies. 205 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,482 Yeah, all but the last 60 seconds. 206 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,361 I'd like a little time to reminisce. 207 00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:42,739 Can't you think of anything more profound than getting laid? 208 00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:43,740 A blowjob? 209 00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:49,913 - Hey, I'm sorry. - This is the perfect end to my day. 210 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,749 I mean, it's as if women's lib never existed. 211 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:57,796 Today's woman has the freedom to be just as sick and perverted as us guys. 212 00:13:57,879 --> 00:14:00,131 Oh, that's wonderful. 213 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:04,761 I mean, I write an excellent article, and just because I'm cute, 214 00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:07,931 no one takes me seriously. It's not fair. 215 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:11,518 And yet, somehow you find the courage to go on living. 216 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,770 You got guts. 217 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:17,023 Sometimes I just wish I were a guy. 218 00:14:17,107 --> 00:14:18,316 No, you don't. 219 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:23,113 The male body needs sex at all times. It's a living hell. 220 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:28,243 I bet if a guy turned in the same article, it would be at the Sun-Tribune now. 221 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:29,244 Yeah, no kidding. 222 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,874 Hey, does Miss April look straight? 223 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:44,175 What are the odds of this being a homeless nymphomaniac? 224 00:14:46,303 --> 00:14:48,930 - Is your sister home? - Yeah. 225 00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:51,516 Hey, Terry, you got company. 226 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:55,645 Terry? 227 00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:01,818 Why am I brain damaged? I just fooled my own brother. 228 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:05,864 Hey, I wasn't paying attention. Now I am. Hello, Terry. 229 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:08,533 I think I can pull this off. 230 00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:12,579 This morning I knew her. I talked to her, she screamed at me. 231 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:16,666 Everything was great. Now she's wearing my clothes. 232 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:20,128 - Who do you think you are, Tootsie? - No. 233 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:24,466 Okay, Yentl, what do you wanna be, a rabbi? 234 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,594 Just tell me what's wrong. 235 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,262 Really? 236 00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:34,726 Okay, well, uh... 237 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,729 Look how you're standing. 238 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,564 I mean, drop your hands. 239 00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:42,275 Okay, now stick your hip in. 240 00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:44,653 All right, now move your feet apart. 241 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:47,781 Okay. Guys take up space. 242 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,368 All right, now you gotta look tougher. 243 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,788 Very crucial, something every guy does. 244 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,665 Let me see you scratch your balls. 245 00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:00,502 Hey, come on, try it. 246 00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:07,717 Wait a minute. 247 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,095 Watch the master. 248 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:13,348 Now, first, there's your basic shift. 249 00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,479 But that's not always enough. 250 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:23,775 Sometimes you've got to get inside, dig a little, let some air in, 251 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:26,069 move things around. 252 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:29,489 Yeah, well, maybe my balls don't itch. 253 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,409 All balls itch, it's a fact. 254 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,662 Well, maybe this would help. 255 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,337 Not bad. 256 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:49,801 Shit, maybe I should try that. 257 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:53,054 Okay, let's see you walk. 258 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,974 Hold it. 259 00:16:57,475 --> 00:17:01,187 Look, you got balls now, use them. 260 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,065 Say, baby, what's happening? 261 00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:07,277 I'm a lean, mean sex machine, and that be the way it is. 262 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:11,031 Say, baby, what's happening? I'm a lean, mean sex machine, 263 00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:14,617 - and that be the way it is. - Heh. 264 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,954 I think you'll pass as long as you don't move. Heh. 265 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,581 I'm gonna do it. 266 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:24,210 I'm going to take that article to Sturgis-Wilder and submit it as a guy. 267 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:28,256 It makes perfect sense. Got a problem, you get in drag. Heh. 268 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:31,634 You don't think I can do it, do you? 269 00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:35,930 No way. 270 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,724 But I'd love to see you try. 271 00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:18,473 Hey, how you doing? 272 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,851 We'll talk more later. 273 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,730 There you go. Keep lifting those weights. 274 00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:30,652 Once you're into power-blitzing, doing super-sets is like jerking off. 275 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:33,488 The key is to work out every possible minute. 276 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,532 Like, say you don't have any weights. 277 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,242 You use freshmen. 278 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:40,703 I'm serious. Excuse me. 279 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,372 This'll just take a minute. 280 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,166 Okay, get a good grip... 281 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,752 bend your knees and lift. 282 00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:51,297 - Unh. - One, two. One, two. 283 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:56,928 Hey, no pain, no gain. This is great for the deltoids. 284 00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:59,305 - Thanks, kid. - Happy to help. 285 00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:06,646 Uh... Heh. 286 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:11,359 Who invited you? 287 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:13,903 Uh, heh. 288 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,488 I'm new here. 289 00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:17,198 Just what we need, another pussy. 290 00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:24,539 Strong as an ox, and almost as smart. 291 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,040 Ooh. 292 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:31,629 Another good exercise for upper-body strength, the pussy toss for distance. 293 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:34,549 Hey, get off me! Get off me right-- Get off! 294 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,051 Aah. 295 00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:40,263 Watch the prickers. Mm, damn. 296 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,146 Great bunch of guys. 297 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,440 I see you met Greg Tolan. 298 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,026 He kind of runs the school. 299 00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:57,822 I'm Rick Morehouse. 300 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,493 Try not to get us confused. 301 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:12,003 Willie, will you give us a synopsis of Catcher in the Rye? 302 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:23,223 Catcher in the Rye, a novel written by the earthling Salinger 303 00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:27,560 that every adolescent Homo sapien in America is forced to read... 304 00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,479 You didn't read it, did you? 305 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:34,734 Our mission on your planet is to study human behavioral patterns. 306 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:39,781 Last night, we simulated a daily teenage ritual, homework avoidance. 307 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:42,700 We consumed large quantities of fermented hops 308 00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:46,246 and were transformed into degenerate party animal head-bangers. 309 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:53,211 - Can I go to the restroom, please? - Three minutes. 310 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,964 I don't care what galaxy you two are from. 311 00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:59,217 You've been pulling this routine for three years. 312 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,844 You'll be here another year if you don't straighten up. 313 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:05,139 I want that homework now. 314 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:10,812 The Earth woman seems so tense. 315 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,605 Irritable. 316 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,524 Too much coffee. 317 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:15,775 Not enough sex. 318 00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:43,970 ♪ Yeah ♪ 319 00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:50,059 ♪ On the streets people talk All the strangers that you meet ♪ 320 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:54,314 ♪ Watch you move, how you walk Little secrets ♪ 321 00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:56,524 ♪ Take it out face-to-face ♪ 322 00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:58,693 ♪ Cross the line of fantasy ♪ 323 00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:01,821 ♪ If you want You can come along with me ♪ 324 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:03,364 ♪ One of the guys ♪ 325 00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:07,368 ♪ Stick together ♪ 326 00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:09,037 ♪ Reputations ♪ 327 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,457 ♪ Out on the streets One of the guys ♪ 328 00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:16,085 ♪ Hard to measure ♪ 329 00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:18,880 ♪ Where the love is Just call when you need ♪ 330 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,548 Just finished. 331 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,343 I care. 332 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,888 ♪ No one knows what's inside ♪ 333 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,057 ♪ Girl, you're hungry for the dream ♪ 334 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:31,976 ♪ If you want You can come with me ♪ 335 00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,019 ♪ One of the guys ♪ 336 00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:34,979 Low-budget pud-sucking dick nose! 337 00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:37,732 ♪ Stick together ♪ 338 00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:39,400 ♪ Reputations ♪ 339 00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:43,071 ♪ Out on the streets One of the guys ♪ 340 00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,745 Way to go, big Ter. 341 00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:55,083 ♪ They stick together ♪ 342 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:56,709 ♪ Reputations ♪ 343 00:22:56,793 --> 00:23:00,421 ♪ Out on the streets One of the guys ♪♪ 344 00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:14,477 Table pressing. Good for strength and definition. 345 00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:22,110 Full extension is very important. 346 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:36,999 No pain, no gain. 347 00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:18,082 - Got you! - Keep your face out of my locker. 348 00:24:26,924 --> 00:24:31,387 - Uh, Coach Morrison? - One moment, son. 349 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:40,897 Bowling, a great game. 350 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,315 The greatest. 351 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:44,317 But it's more than a game. 352 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:47,069 It's the ultimate challenge. 353 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:48,988 One man, 354 00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:50,156 one ball... 355 00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:53,910 10 pins. 356 00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:56,996 - Ten frames too. Heh. - Exactly! 357 00:24:57,079 --> 00:25:00,708 Uh, see, coach, I just transferred here from another school, 358 00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:04,795 so I don't have my gym clothes yet, so I guess I'll just go to study hall. 359 00:25:04,879 --> 00:25:05,713 Hold it. 360 00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:10,676 Everyone dresses for my gym class. 361 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,178 Everyone. 362 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:14,722 Great. 363 00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:18,434 I have surprise jock inspections three times a week. 364 00:25:18,518 --> 00:25:20,102 A word to the wise: 365 00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:22,813 Wear it. 366 00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:27,818 - Mm. - Hmm. 367 00:25:31,656 --> 00:25:34,492 Hey, yo, Mark, throw me a towel, huh? 368 00:25:34,575 --> 00:25:39,205 - Willie, I hate gym. I really hate gym. - I really hate gym a lot. 369 00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:41,374 I don't like the smell. 370 00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:48,464 Excuse me. 371 00:25:56,389 --> 00:25:58,266 Oh, it's spreading. 372 00:25:58,349 --> 00:26:00,476 Have you ever seen anything like this? 373 00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:02,979 Never. 374 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:06,232 - Early shower squad! - Get the new kid! 375 00:26:12,363 --> 00:26:15,157 Get off me! Get off me! 376 00:27:41,452 --> 00:27:42,912 Everybody out! Fire! 377 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:47,708 Calm, collected! Take only essential materials! 378 00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:55,675 - Hey, get out of my way! - There's a fire drill. 379 00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:02,973 We have a saboteur in our gym class. 380 00:28:03,974 --> 00:28:06,310 A real scum. 381 00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:09,438 A nimrod! 382 00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:14,360 Whoever started that fire... 383 00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:18,864 is a human gutter ball. 384 00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:22,368 A zero! 385 00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:27,248 Sherbecoe, how many times have I told you 386 00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:30,501 no creatures in my gym class? 387 00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:33,504 If I left him in the locker, the alligators would eat him. 388 00:28:33,587 --> 00:28:38,592 You get rid of it or I'll get rid of it. 389 00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,303 Shh. 390 00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:46,642 It's all right. It's okay. He's just a little upset. Don't worry about it. 391 00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:53,482 Sit. Sit. Stay. Good boy. Good boy. 392 00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:55,151 Okay, I'll be back soon for you. 393 00:28:56,444 --> 00:28:58,654 I'll take Willie if you take Phil. 394 00:28:58,738 --> 00:29:01,741 Okay, come on, guys. 395 00:29:11,292 --> 00:29:13,002 Okay. 396 00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:15,254 Shirts! Skins! 397 00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:17,548 Shirts! Skins! 398 00:29:18,883 --> 00:29:21,385 - All right, let's play some ball. - Yeah. 399 00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:30,519 Got a problem, son? 400 00:29:30,603 --> 00:29:36,442 Uh, stomach, shooting pains! I ate in the cafeteria! 401 00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:39,570 Come on, tough it out! 402 00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:43,699 When life rolls you a 7-10 split, what do you do? 403 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:45,993 Go to the nurse? 404 00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:50,039 No! Hell, no! You aim for that seven pin and let her rip! 405 00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:59,423 All right. All right. The rest of you pinheads play ball! 406 00:30:04,887 --> 00:30:09,099 - This is good work. - I knew it. Thanks, Mr. Mendosa. 407 00:30:09,183 --> 00:30:11,644 But I can't send it to the Sun-Tribune. 408 00:30:12,645 --> 00:30:15,606 - What'd you say? - Can't send it. 409 00:30:15,689 --> 00:30:21,111 Your writing skills are fine, but, man, this stuff is really boring. 410 00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:25,741 You gotta grab the reader. Goose them a little. 411 00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:27,618 Right. 412 00:30:28,619 --> 00:30:29,870 Goose them. 413 00:30:29,954 --> 00:30:33,415 Just because you're a guy doesn't mean you can't write with sensitivity, 414 00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:36,418 with feeling, with heart. 415 00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:40,047 But you do show promise. 416 00:30:40,130 --> 00:30:41,507 Look. 417 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:44,552 I'm not gonna choose the winners until a week from Monday. 418 00:30:44,635 --> 00:30:47,888 So think of something exciting. Try again. 419 00:30:51,058 --> 00:30:53,227 Yeah, well, ahem... 420 00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:54,895 thanks. 421 00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:06,198 Terry, I hate when you're depressed. 422 00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:12,246 I mean, if you're this upset over your life, I should be suicidal. 423 00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:14,665 I mean, look what Kevin sent you. 424 00:31:14,748 --> 00:31:18,919 I'd do anything to come home and find roses. 425 00:31:19,003 --> 00:31:21,338 Can we define the word "anything"? 426 00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:26,385 Maybe Raymaker was right about my article. 427 00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:28,679 But I know I can do better. 428 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,473 I'm just confused. 429 00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:35,269 Of course you're confused. You're wearing my underwear. 430 00:31:36,937 --> 00:31:41,275 Terry, forget it. Come back to Pearl. 431 00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:46,155 So you got a bad haircut. You got a great life and a fabulous boyfriend. 432 00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:47,865 I can't give up. 433 00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:50,659 And today was a disaster, and I was a major geek, 434 00:31:50,743 --> 00:31:53,329 but they all thought I was a guy. 435 00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:55,205 I was in the boys' locker room. 436 00:31:55,289 --> 00:31:56,582 - You were? - Yes. 437 00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:58,083 - And they were? - Yes. 438 00:31:58,167 --> 00:32:00,753 Can I be your younger brother? 439 00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:02,588 There's a story here. 440 00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:06,383 I don't know what, but I've got until a week from Monday to find it. 441 00:32:06,467 --> 00:32:13,015 Hey, what about, "Girl Gets in Locker Room, Turns Stupid"? 442 00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:18,896 I can still win that job. I'm gonna go to Sturgis-Wilder 443 00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:22,107 and I'm gonna start making friends, any friends I can find. 444 00:32:22,191 --> 00:32:26,487 What if Kevin finds out you were in the boys' locker room? 445 00:32:26,570 --> 00:32:30,908 Denise, would Woodward and Bernstein worry about their girlfriends? 446 00:32:31,909 --> 00:32:33,035 No. 447 00:32:33,118 --> 00:32:37,498 Anyway, Kevin will never find out. 448 00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:39,458 Unless I tell him. 449 00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:44,838 Which I would never do as long as Denise cooperates. 450 00:32:44,922 --> 00:32:46,548 Denise? 451 00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:47,758 When pigs fly. 452 00:32:50,344 --> 00:32:52,638 Never hurts to ask. 453 00:32:58,018 --> 00:33:00,813 It's driving me crazy. I looked everywhere. 454 00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:03,899 I can't find the back of my earring. 455 00:33:03,983 --> 00:33:08,529 What am I supposed to do, walk around all day with one earring? 456 00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:09,738 It's so punk. 457 00:33:09,822 --> 00:33:12,950 All you gotta do is break the eraser off a pencil 458 00:33:13,033 --> 00:33:16,203 and use it to hold your earring on. Should get you through the day. 459 00:33:16,286 --> 00:33:18,664 Oh, thanks. 460 00:33:24,128 --> 00:33:25,879 I have sisters. 461 00:33:42,438 --> 00:33:43,731 We're in the cafeteria, 462 00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:45,816 everything eats and is eaten by something. 463 00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:48,819 Don't take it personally. Remember when I-- 464 00:33:49,820 --> 00:33:52,156 Hi, I'm Terry Griffith. 465 00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:55,743 Oh, hi, I'm Harold "Reptile" Sherbecoe. 466 00:33:55,826 --> 00:33:58,203 It's time to feed Snowball his lunch. 467 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:01,749 Oh, Snowball, he's cute. 468 00:34:01,832 --> 00:34:05,127 Oh, that's not Snowball. No, this is Snowball. 469 00:34:06,462 --> 00:34:07,504 That's lunch. 470 00:34:09,673 --> 00:34:10,883 They don't make snake chow. 471 00:34:11,884 --> 00:34:15,763 - It was very nice meeting you. - Nice meeting you too. 472 00:34:16,889 --> 00:34:18,974 Want some company? 473 00:34:19,058 --> 00:34:21,101 Want some company? 474 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:25,689 - Want some company? - Uh, yeah, sure. 475 00:34:29,151 --> 00:34:31,236 I'm Terry Griffith. 476 00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:35,032 I'm sorry, I forgot your name. 477 00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:37,701 - Rick Morehouse. - Oh, yeah, that's it. Heh. 478 00:34:37,785 --> 00:34:41,163 Last time we met, I was in some bushes. 479 00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:43,582 Right, big fun being the new kid, huh? 480 00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:44,625 Are you new? 481 00:34:45,626 --> 00:34:49,046 Two months ago. Actually, I'm a professional new kid. 482 00:34:49,129 --> 00:34:52,216 Seven schools in three years, I really know how to register. 483 00:34:52,299 --> 00:34:53,383 Excuse me? 484 00:34:54,384 --> 00:34:57,346 Hi, thanks, it worked great. 485 00:34:58,347 --> 00:35:00,224 He knew how to fix my earring. 486 00:35:00,307 --> 00:35:02,726 That's because he's a little tulip. 487 00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:08,107 You know Deborah Strowbridge? 488 00:35:08,190 --> 00:35:09,441 Not really. 489 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,694 But I mean, she talked to you. 490 00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:14,822 Deborah Strowbridge is perfection. 491 00:35:14,905 --> 00:35:17,908 Well, seems to me like she's got a boyfriend. 492 00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:20,702 Yeah, well, there's no accounting for taste. 493 00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:23,080 - So are you a senior? - Yeah. 494 00:35:23,163 --> 00:35:24,957 You going to college? 495 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:29,336 Well, I like music, um, and I'd like to do something in that field, 496 00:35:29,419 --> 00:35:31,588 but I'm not too sure you have to go to school to do it. 497 00:35:31,672 --> 00:35:33,132 I dig music a lot too. 498 00:35:33,215 --> 00:35:38,011 I like the Clash and Talking Heads and Springsteen and Prince. 499 00:35:38,095 --> 00:35:39,388 Yeah, that's pretty cool. 500 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:41,181 Listen to this. 501 00:35:46,395 --> 00:35:48,730 Look, what a fox. 502 00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:53,986 Dresses like Elvis Costello, looks like the Karate Kid. 503 00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:55,070 I'm gonna get him. 504 00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:02,244 Severe intestinal disorder. 505 00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:06,165 What's the matter, you have a little tummy ache? 506 00:36:06,248 --> 00:36:08,834 What are you, a pussy? 507 00:36:12,963 --> 00:36:14,173 Uh... 508 00:36:15,174 --> 00:36:19,428 My doctor said that I should be okay by a week from Monday, 509 00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:22,556 so I guess I'll just go to study hall. 510 00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:24,391 No, you won't. 511 00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:29,646 I have a little job for you, son. 512 00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:39,448 Here you go. 513 00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:42,784 Hey, knock yourself out. 514 00:36:44,036 --> 00:36:45,829 You look like you could use two. 515 00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:49,041 Dragon coming through, watch your toes. 516 00:36:49,124 --> 00:36:52,044 Come on, Fifi, don't dawdle. Come on. 517 00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:58,884 What are you looking at? 518 00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:00,719 Nothing. 519 00:37:00,802 --> 00:37:02,387 Tulip. 520 00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:04,431 Hi. 521 00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:06,850 It's me. 522 00:37:07,976 --> 00:37:10,103 Nice to see you. 523 00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:15,108 Hi. I'm Sandy. 524 00:37:15,192 --> 00:37:17,778 - Terry. - I know. 525 00:37:17,861 --> 00:37:21,031 That's an incredible tie. Where did you get it? 526 00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:24,034 - At a store. - Heh. Bitchen. 527 00:37:25,535 --> 00:37:28,372 I guess if you're new, you don't have a girlfriend. 528 00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:30,999 Yeah, well, I got one back home. 529 00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:32,668 Long-distance relationship? 530 00:37:34,002 --> 00:37:35,128 Good luck. 531 00:37:35,212 --> 00:37:38,507 Yo, Rick, you want a ride home? 532 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:39,967 Uh... 533 00:37:40,050 --> 00:37:41,301 Sure. 534 00:37:41,385 --> 00:37:45,931 Yeah, well, gotta go, Sandy, so I guess I'll see you around. 535 00:37:46,014 --> 00:37:47,808 Yeah, you will. 536 00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:55,274 She's pretty nice. 537 00:37:56,275 --> 00:37:58,193 Yeah, but I got this one rule. 538 00:37:58,277 --> 00:38:00,904 I never go out with girls who say "bitchen." 539 00:38:08,829 --> 00:38:11,081 Pull up right here, this is fine. 540 00:38:15,294 --> 00:38:16,461 Thanks for the ride. 541 00:38:17,462 --> 00:38:19,798 Well, uh, what are you doing now? 542 00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:21,967 Nothing. Did you want to come in? 543 00:38:22,050 --> 00:38:26,096 Well, I was just gonna tune up my car and maybe play a little football, 544 00:38:26,179 --> 00:38:28,473 but yeah, I got time. 545 00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:30,851 Okay. 546 00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:51,038 Um, if my mom comes home from work and asks you about my girlfriend, 547 00:38:51,121 --> 00:38:52,748 just so you know, 548 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:55,834 her name is Alice and she looks a lot like Chrissy Evert Lloyd. 549 00:38:57,210 --> 00:39:00,255 I just don't want her to worry about my social life. 550 00:39:00,339 --> 00:39:03,091 Yeah, but Chris Evert Lloyd? 551 00:39:03,175 --> 00:39:05,761 It was Wimbledon week. You want a beer? 552 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:08,180 Yeah, I'll take a brewski. 553 00:39:17,731 --> 00:39:20,400 So you don't really have a girlfriend? 554 00:39:20,484 --> 00:39:22,152 You guessed it. 555 00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:25,489 - What about the prom? - What about it? 556 00:39:25,572 --> 00:39:27,449 Well, you know, sounds all right. 557 00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:31,036 "Passion in Paradise." You're renting out that big surf place. 558 00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:32,662 Don't you want to go? 559 00:39:32,746 --> 00:39:37,000 Yeah, but it's kind of a romantic night. I'd rather not go with my mom. 560 00:39:37,084 --> 00:39:39,836 Well, did you ask anyone? 561 00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:43,131 Well, you better get going. 562 00:39:43,215 --> 00:39:46,259 - Who's your first choice? - You ask a lot of questions. 563 00:39:46,343 --> 00:39:49,763 Rick, we're rapping man-to-man about chicks and shit like that. 564 00:39:49,846 --> 00:39:52,391 You know, like, still a virgin? 565 00:39:52,474 --> 00:39:54,267 I don't know. 566 00:39:54,351 --> 00:39:57,354 You don't know? Weren't you paying attention? 567 00:39:57,437 --> 00:40:00,690 - Are you a virgin? - No. 568 00:40:00,774 --> 00:40:02,484 Have you slept with a lot of girls? 569 00:40:03,485 --> 00:40:07,280 - No, uh... Have you ever slept with a girl? - Yeah. 570 00:40:07,364 --> 00:40:11,034 - Well, all right, let's hear the story. - It's no big deal. Um... 571 00:40:11,118 --> 00:40:12,786 Just after my dad died, 572 00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:15,956 this friend of my mom's, I think she wanted to cheer me up. 573 00:40:16,957 --> 00:40:18,583 She did. 574 00:40:21,294 --> 00:40:22,587 Is that your room? 575 00:40:22,671 --> 00:40:25,841 Wait a minute, don't go in there. It's kind of messy. 576 00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:32,264 This is different. 577 00:40:33,265 --> 00:40:35,767 I'm kind of into James Brown. 578 00:40:35,851 --> 00:40:37,144 I guess so. 579 00:40:37,227 --> 00:40:40,480 Prince, Michael Jackson, it all goes back to James Brown. 580 00:40:40,564 --> 00:40:42,524 The godfather of soul. 581 00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:45,360 Not to mention Mr. Humanitarian, Mr. Dynamite 582 00:40:45,444 --> 00:40:48,363 and the hardest-working man in show business. 583 00:40:48,447 --> 00:40:51,324 New York City, live, the Apollo Theater, 1962. 584 00:40:51,408 --> 00:40:53,743 This man was king. 585 00:40:53,827 --> 00:40:57,122 - Well, let's hear some sounds. - I don't think so. 586 00:40:57,205 --> 00:41:00,959 - Stereo broken? - No, it's just something I do by myself. 587 00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:03,920 - Huh? - Well, when I hear James, I have to dance. 588 00:41:04,004 --> 00:41:07,132 You know, like James, go crazy, I can't help it. 589 00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:09,926 And, uh, I'm usually alone when I do it. 590 00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:13,221 That's cool, man. I can respect that. 591 00:41:13,305 --> 00:41:15,182 How about another brewski, okay? 592 00:41:16,183 --> 00:41:17,767 Okay. 593 00:41:20,312 --> 00:41:25,275 Budster, the refrigerator gives new meaning to the word "empty." 594 00:41:25,358 --> 00:41:29,613 Hey, don't worry about breakfast. This stuff tastes great cold. 595 00:41:29,696 --> 00:41:33,700 You agreed to do half the shopping around here while Mom and Dad were gone. 596 00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:36,411 Yeah, that's right, the second half. 597 00:41:36,495 --> 00:41:40,332 I'll tell you what, I'll do the dishes. 598 00:41:47,214 --> 00:41:48,965 Thank you. 599 00:41:52,219 --> 00:41:54,346 I can see myself. 600 00:41:56,264 --> 00:41:57,891 I'll get it. 601 00:41:59,768 --> 00:42:01,311 Hello? 602 00:42:01,394 --> 00:42:05,148 Hey, yo, scumbag. Hey, suck your own. 603 00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:07,108 Eat me. 604 00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:11,571 Hey, same to you, butt face. 605 00:42:13,532 --> 00:42:14,533 Mom says hi. 606 00:42:34,928 --> 00:42:37,305 Yo, Rick, how they hanging? 607 00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:40,267 It's Terry. 608 00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:44,396 I want you to wear something really hip tomorrow. 609 00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:46,565 We're gonna get you a date for the prom. 610 00:42:47,566 --> 00:42:49,442 Just do what I say. 611 00:42:50,443 --> 00:42:54,114 Okay, yeah. Bye-bye. 612 00:42:54,197 --> 00:42:55,031 Uh, scumbag. 613 00:42:56,950 --> 00:42:58,952 Shit, he hung up. 614 00:43:06,751 --> 00:43:11,673 This is your idea of hip, a guy who is into James Brown? 615 00:43:11,756 --> 00:43:15,302 Could we please just forget the whole thing? 616 00:43:15,385 --> 00:43:18,763 Now, there is no reason why you should miss that prom. 617 00:43:18,847 --> 00:43:21,182 A girl would be crazy to turn you down. 618 00:43:22,183 --> 00:43:26,021 So come on, who is she? 619 00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:29,858 Red sweater. 620 00:43:32,277 --> 00:43:33,987 Cute shoes. 621 00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:35,155 Huh? 622 00:43:36,656 --> 00:43:38,450 Go for it. 623 00:43:40,243 --> 00:43:43,246 Just waltz right up there and ask her out? 624 00:43:43,330 --> 00:43:46,124 No, you gotta say something nice, 625 00:43:46,207 --> 00:43:49,961 like, how pretty her eyes are. 626 00:43:50,045 --> 00:43:53,048 - Girls eat up that crap. - Come on. 627 00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:54,549 Just... 628 00:44:07,103 --> 00:44:10,106 - Hi, Jeanine. - Hi. 629 00:44:10,190 --> 00:44:14,152 - I'm forgetting your name. - Rick Morehouse. 630 00:44:14,235 --> 00:44:17,405 You know, I sit right next to you in Civics class. 631 00:44:18,531 --> 00:44:20,075 No. 632 00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:27,957 You have beautiful eyes. 633 00:44:31,961 --> 00:44:34,047 I'll bet. Heh. 634 00:44:35,423 --> 00:44:38,677 Do you have a date for the prom? 635 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,637 Of course, it's next week, why? 636 00:44:42,222 --> 00:44:46,059 Official prom committee survey, thank you very much. 637 00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:48,687 Terry. 638 00:44:53,108 --> 00:44:56,444 This has got to be the one. You know why? 639 00:44:56,528 --> 00:44:59,823 Because I've asked everybody else. 640 00:44:59,906 --> 00:45:03,201 No, because I've got this feeling. 641 00:45:03,284 --> 00:45:06,996 True, I've had this feeling before, but this time... 642 00:45:12,502 --> 00:45:13,336 Uh... 643 00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:18,466 Beth, are you doing anything prom night? 644 00:45:18,550 --> 00:45:20,468 I'm going to the prom. 645 00:45:21,678 --> 00:45:23,513 Saturday night. 646 00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:26,224 - What about Saturday? - I'm busy. 647 00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:28,893 - Tonight? - I'm busy. 648 00:45:28,977 --> 00:45:30,770 - How about Sunday? - I'm busy. 649 00:45:30,854 --> 00:45:33,857 - How about any night in 1987? - I'm busy. 650 00:45:34,941 --> 00:45:36,317 I'm sorry. 651 00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:39,487 How about yesterday? Are you busy yesterday? 652 00:45:39,571 --> 00:45:42,490 I think so, but you can ask me out again. 653 00:45:45,618 --> 00:45:48,538 - Hi, Terry. - Oh, hey, Sandy. 654 00:45:48,621 --> 00:45:50,915 Word's out your friend's desperate for a date. 655 00:45:50,999 --> 00:45:53,918 He would love my cousin Jill. She's cute. 656 00:45:55,795 --> 00:45:58,006 - How cute? - Extremely. 657 00:45:58,089 --> 00:46:03,094 She's got, like, Joan Collins' eyes, Christy Brinkley's teeth. 658 00:46:04,596 --> 00:46:07,140 What about the rest of her? 659 00:46:08,975 --> 00:46:11,394 Dynamite. Rick has to meet her. 660 00:46:11,478 --> 00:46:15,857 How about if you and me and Rick and Jill all meet up at the cave tonight? 661 00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:17,150 We'll have a picnic. 662 00:46:17,233 --> 00:46:18,943 Uh... 663 00:46:20,904 --> 00:46:22,405 Come on, we'll have fun. 664 00:46:24,657 --> 00:46:28,495 This Jill better be some girl. 665 00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:38,880 ♪ I want a lover with a slow hand ♪ 666 00:46:38,963 --> 00:46:42,550 ♪ I want a lover With an easy touch ♪ 667 00:46:42,634 --> 00:46:46,054 ♪ I want a lover Who will spend some time ♪ 668 00:46:46,137 --> 00:46:47,555 ♪ Not come and go in a heated rush ♪ 669 00:46:47,639 --> 00:46:50,517 Buddy, can I borrow your Army jacket? 670 00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,185 ♪ Somebody who... ♪ 671 00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:53,728 What are you doing? 672 00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:56,272 Just cleaning the house. 673 00:46:57,273 --> 00:46:58,900 Budster, are you all right? 674 00:47:00,401 --> 00:47:03,571 I am awesome. 675 00:47:04,572 --> 00:47:07,075 Linda is on her way over. 676 00:47:09,452 --> 00:47:12,330 Excuse me, Mr. Romance, just out of curiosity, 677 00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:16,960 does this girl have any idea she's coming over here to, uh, light up your life? 678 00:47:17,043 --> 00:47:19,671 Well, technically speaking, not really. 679 00:47:19,754 --> 00:47:22,882 We'll probably start off with some algebra, 680 00:47:22,966 --> 00:47:26,511 but once I turn on the charm, she's mine. 681 00:47:27,512 --> 00:47:29,556 Hand me that massage book, please. 682 00:47:30,557 --> 00:47:32,433 Bud, why don't you take the subtle approach? 683 00:47:32,517 --> 00:47:36,437 Maybe hang a couple of salamis from the ceiling. 684 00:47:37,564 --> 00:47:40,316 At least my date is someone of the opposite sex. 685 00:47:42,277 --> 00:47:44,654 I'm just seeing Sandy for Rick. 686 00:47:44,737 --> 00:47:47,115 For Rick? What happened to research? 687 00:47:47,198 --> 00:47:48,533 Well, that's what I meant. 688 00:47:48,616 --> 00:47:53,246 So for research, you're willing to toy with this poor girl's emotions? 689 00:47:53,329 --> 00:47:56,040 All you transvestites are alike. 690 00:47:56,124 --> 00:47:58,710 You disgust me. 691 00:47:58,793 --> 00:48:02,338 But of course, that isn't the real problem here. 692 00:48:02,422 --> 00:48:04,716 Oh, really? What is? 693 00:48:04,799 --> 00:48:06,426 This woman's hot for you. 694 00:48:06,509 --> 00:48:09,512 What if she goes nuts and tears your clothes off? 695 00:48:09,596 --> 00:48:12,891 That's what Craig Garfield said Roxanne Doyle did. 696 00:48:12,974 --> 00:48:16,769 - Yeah, what do I do then? - Call me. 697 00:48:16,853 --> 00:48:18,730 I can be there in 15 minutes. 698 00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:25,278 Wait, you can't call me. In fact, you can't come home. 699 00:48:26,487 --> 00:48:28,948 You'll have to sleep in the cave. 700 00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:32,577 The cave. 701 00:48:33,578 --> 00:48:35,455 Oh, God. 702 00:48:45,381 --> 00:48:48,927 I want to make a toast to my good friend Rick, 703 00:48:49,010 --> 00:48:52,221 a guy with a great sense of humor. 704 00:48:52,305 --> 00:48:54,599 And here's to summer. 705 00:48:54,682 --> 00:48:58,436 I swear, sixth grade is so bogus, it's a joke. 706 00:49:07,403 --> 00:49:11,366 Wanna take a walk? I think they need some privacy. 707 00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:15,161 Jill, you animal, you. 708 00:49:15,244 --> 00:49:16,913 Come on. 709 00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:19,791 Mm. 710 00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:22,043 Hey, wait, where you going? 711 00:49:23,044 --> 00:49:24,796 Hey, man, don't leave me now. 712 00:49:29,342 --> 00:49:32,053 You kids have fun, huh? 713 00:49:33,763 --> 00:49:35,056 They left me. 714 00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:37,350 It's okay, I'm still here. 715 00:49:38,351 --> 00:49:41,229 Sandy, you tricked me bad. 716 00:49:42,355 --> 00:49:43,815 Uh-uh. 717 00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:47,568 You know, in five years, Jill's going to make him very happy. 718 00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:48,903 Yeah, I'm sure. 719 00:49:51,656 --> 00:49:53,574 - Nice fire. - Sandy, this is-- 720 00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:54,784 Shh. Don't talk. 721 00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:58,162 Sandy, this is a big mistake. 722 00:49:58,246 --> 00:50:00,790 Maybe, maybe not. There's only one way to find out. 723 00:50:01,833 --> 00:50:03,418 Sandy. Sandy, really. 724 00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:05,336 Sandy, get out of there! 725 00:50:08,464 --> 00:50:13,261 There really is a very good explanation for that. 726 00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:14,429 I'm flattered. 727 00:50:15,722 --> 00:50:19,142 - You are? - You don't have to do this to impress me. 728 00:50:19,225 --> 00:50:21,436 - I don't? - No. 729 00:50:21,519 --> 00:50:23,104 I like you a lot. 730 00:50:24,605 --> 00:50:26,691 I'll take one of those beers now. 731 00:50:26,774 --> 00:50:29,527 It's okay. I mean, how small can it be? 732 00:50:30,778 --> 00:50:32,321 Don't ask. 733 00:50:33,197 --> 00:50:34,782 More cold duck? 734 00:50:34,866 --> 00:50:37,577 Sure, hit me again. 735 00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:39,787 If I give you 5 bucks, would you go see a movie? 736 00:50:39,871 --> 00:50:44,250 Terry promised she'd be home tonight. I'm not leaving until I see her. 737 00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:47,503 If I give you 10 bucks, would you go wait in your car? 738 00:50:47,587 --> 00:50:51,424 We're on number 22. Let's keep going. 739 00:50:55,094 --> 00:50:56,763 Bummer. 740 00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,725 "If the coefficient of X is greater than that of Y 741 00:51:00,808 --> 00:51:04,645 and the coefficient of Y is greater than that of C, 742 00:51:04,729 --> 00:51:06,397 then what can be said 743 00:51:06,481 --> 00:51:09,984 about the coefficient of X in relation to the coefficient of C?" 744 00:51:22,121 --> 00:51:23,706 Hold it. 745 00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:28,044 It's time Kevin knew the truth. 746 00:51:29,128 --> 00:51:34,008 Terry moved to Oregon to join a religious cult she saw on 60 Minutes. 747 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:37,804 It's all in the letter. 748 00:51:39,097 --> 00:51:41,349 You should go home and wait for her, Kevin. 749 00:51:42,350 --> 00:51:44,769 Wait, two more problems. 750 00:51:44,852 --> 00:51:47,438 - "If the coefficient of--" - Hi, Kevin. 751 00:51:47,522 --> 00:51:49,524 Terry, back from the cult. 752 00:51:50,525 --> 00:51:51,859 Where the hell have you been? 753 00:51:54,612 --> 00:51:56,656 You're gonna laugh. 754 00:51:57,657 --> 00:52:00,868 I was upstairs looking for this skirt... 755 00:52:01,869 --> 00:52:04,580 and I fell asleep in the closet. 756 00:52:05,414 --> 00:52:07,250 What did you do to your hair? 757 00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:10,586 Oh, I cut it. 758 00:52:10,670 --> 00:52:13,172 - Isn't it cute? - Cute? It's gone! 759 00:52:14,507 --> 00:52:16,342 What are you, drunk? 760 00:52:18,302 --> 00:52:19,720 You are, you're drunk. 761 00:52:19,804 --> 00:52:23,015 What's going on here? We're supposed to get together, hmm? 762 00:52:23,099 --> 00:52:28,521 Kevin. Honey. Angel. 763 00:52:30,773 --> 00:52:33,734 I'll make it up to you, I promise. 764 00:52:33,818 --> 00:52:35,736 When, tonight? Hmm? 765 00:52:36,737 --> 00:52:37,864 Let me tuck you in. 766 00:52:37,947 --> 00:52:42,785 I can't tonight. I'm working very hard on my article. 767 00:52:43,786 --> 00:52:45,454 But I'll tell you what. 768 00:52:47,290 --> 00:52:49,625 I'll walk you out to the car, okay? 769 00:52:50,626 --> 00:52:55,464 Gee, a walk to the car. Talk about your wild nights, hmm? 770 00:52:55,548 --> 00:52:59,135 It's okay, because while you were up in the closet getting drunk, 771 00:52:59,218 --> 00:53:01,137 I got to do algebra! 772 00:53:01,220 --> 00:53:03,848 Aw, that's wonderful. 773 00:53:06,809 --> 00:53:08,561 Crazy kids. 774 00:53:08,644 --> 00:53:11,522 Well, alone at last. 775 00:53:11,606 --> 00:53:13,900 Why are you smiling like that? 776 00:53:13,983 --> 00:53:15,651 Because it's party time! 777 00:53:15,735 --> 00:53:18,237 Let's dance. Let's get crazy. 778 00:53:18,321 --> 00:53:21,532 Let's get drunk. Let's get naked. 779 00:53:21,616 --> 00:53:25,703 Buddy, I love a good party, but something about you worries me. 780 00:53:25,786 --> 00:53:26,662 Linda, you're a nut. 781 00:53:26,746 --> 00:53:29,624 What do you like? Skinny dip in the pool, back rub in the bedroom? 782 00:53:29,707 --> 00:53:32,668 Pick a sin, any sin. 783 00:53:32,752 --> 00:53:34,378 It's getting kind of late. 784 00:53:34,462 --> 00:53:36,964 No, it's early. 785 00:53:37,048 --> 00:53:38,799 - Bye. - Linda, wait. 786 00:53:38,883 --> 00:53:40,927 For God's sake, I vacuumed, Linda! 787 00:53:41,010 --> 00:53:42,803 Buddy, you're a nice guy. 788 00:53:42,887 --> 00:53:45,973 No, not a nice guy. That's the kiss of death. 789 00:53:46,057 --> 00:53:49,227 I'll see you in algebra. Thanks for your help. 790 00:53:49,310 --> 00:53:50,478 Linda, wait! 791 00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:53,314 Would it make any difference at all if I said I was hung like a bear? 792 00:53:54,649 --> 00:53:56,150 It might. Are you? 793 00:53:57,485 --> 00:54:00,238 No, just checking. 794 00:54:00,321 --> 00:54:01,280 Goodbye, Buddy. 795 00:54:03,783 --> 00:54:05,785 I like your hair. 796 00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:12,416 That girl had incredible self-control. 797 00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:16,462 Kevin hates me, Rick hates me. 798 00:54:16,545 --> 00:54:19,340 Everybody hates me except Sandy. 799 00:54:19,423 --> 00:54:21,926 Oh, yeah, how'd it go? Did you get laid? 800 00:54:22,009 --> 00:54:25,137 I bet I came closer than you did. 801 00:54:25,221 --> 00:54:29,725 Years from now, Linda will look back on this night and be very sorry. 802 00:54:32,061 --> 00:54:33,938 Good night, Buddy. 803 00:54:35,398 --> 00:54:37,525 Sorry, Spike. 804 00:54:40,069 --> 00:54:43,447 Nothing much has been happening, Ma. I did good on my history test. 805 00:54:43,531 --> 00:54:45,241 Terry's become a transsexual. 806 00:54:45,324 --> 00:54:47,076 She's starting to grow hair on her chest. 807 00:54:48,077 --> 00:54:50,371 Yeah, just a second. Hey, Mom wants to talk to you. 808 00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:52,373 Oh. No. 809 00:54:53,374 --> 00:54:54,750 Uh, she can't talk, Mom. 810 00:54:54,834 --> 00:54:59,130 The doctors have advised her not to speak. Something hormonal and vocal. 811 00:55:00,131 --> 00:55:01,716 Besides, she's hung over. 812 00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:04,093 Yeah, she was out drinking with the guys. 813 00:55:04,176 --> 00:55:05,928 Okay, see you in a week. 814 00:55:06,929 --> 00:55:08,723 We miss you too. 815 00:55:08,806 --> 00:55:10,975 Okay, bye. 816 00:55:11,058 --> 00:55:13,227 She thought I was kidding. Heh. 817 00:55:14,687 --> 00:55:16,522 Yo, Rick! 818 00:55:19,066 --> 00:55:19,984 Hi, Terry. 819 00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:23,154 - Good morning, Mrs. Morehouse. - Rick, your friend Terry's here. 820 00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:33,497 - Sorry about last night. - Hey, that's okay. 821 00:55:33,581 --> 00:55:36,834 If I was in the sixth grade, I think I would've had a big night. 822 00:55:36,917 --> 00:55:39,503 - Come on, we're going out. - Let me guess. 823 00:55:39,587 --> 00:55:42,882 You got me a hot date with Sandy's grandmother. 824 00:55:42,965 --> 00:55:45,301 No, listen, I figured the whole thing out. 825 00:55:45,384 --> 00:55:49,638 There is nothing wrong with you except for the way you dress. 826 00:55:49,722 --> 00:55:53,142 Terry, it took me an hour to put this look together. 827 00:55:53,225 --> 00:55:56,103 Yeah, so don't try so hard next time. Come on. 828 00:55:56,187 --> 00:55:57,313 I don't have any money. 829 00:55:57,396 --> 00:56:00,316 I've got plastic. You can pay me back. 830 00:56:03,611 --> 00:56:05,529 I just feel kind of weird. 831 00:56:05,613 --> 00:56:08,115 That's because your body's not used to style. 832 00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:10,201 You'll adjust. 833 00:56:10,284 --> 00:56:11,660 Hey, Deborah, what's shaking? 834 00:56:11,744 --> 00:56:13,371 Hi, Terry. 835 00:56:13,454 --> 00:56:15,122 - Hi. - Rick. 836 00:56:15,206 --> 00:56:16,999 Yeah, I know. 837 00:56:17,083 --> 00:56:18,876 You look a little different. 838 00:56:18,959 --> 00:56:21,504 Kid went shopping, got a haircut. 839 00:56:21,587 --> 00:56:23,547 Welcome to the '80s. 840 00:56:23,631 --> 00:56:26,592 - Very sharp. - Thanks. 841 00:56:26,675 --> 00:56:29,303 Deb, what are you doing hanging around these chump stains? 842 00:56:30,304 --> 00:56:32,473 - Come on, let's go. - I'll be right there. 843 00:56:32,556 --> 00:56:36,102 - Now, Deborah. - Just a second. 844 00:56:39,605 --> 00:56:42,733 Greg just likes to act tough. He doesn't really hate you guys. 845 00:56:42,817 --> 00:56:47,196 Oh, that's no act. He truly hates us. 846 00:56:47,279 --> 00:56:49,240 Deep down, he's insecure. 847 00:56:49,323 --> 00:56:51,867 Yeah, well, upfront he's an asshole. 848 00:56:52,868 --> 00:56:54,912 Take it easy, Deborah. 849 00:56:57,832 --> 00:56:59,792 What was that, a pity stop? 850 00:57:07,633 --> 00:57:08,676 Pizza. 851 00:57:23,691 --> 00:57:26,444 It's just about showtime, boys. 852 00:57:37,997 --> 00:57:40,040 I'm picking up curious life readings. 853 00:57:40,124 --> 00:57:41,750 - Is it human? - Unknown. 854 00:57:41,834 --> 00:57:44,628 It seems to be some sort of carbon-based douche bag. 855 00:57:50,342 --> 00:57:53,304 Gentlemen, relax. Sit down. 856 00:57:53,387 --> 00:57:56,599 Too much stress, it's not good for your muscles. 857 00:57:58,392 --> 00:58:00,394 Have a nice lunch. 858 00:58:05,941 --> 00:58:07,359 Hey, how you doing? 859 00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:09,528 Nice jacket. 860 00:58:10,905 --> 00:58:15,576 - Oh! - Oh, I'm sorry. Spaghetti too. 861 00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:17,495 I think it stains. 862 00:58:28,214 --> 00:58:30,674 Did I miss something? 863 00:58:31,926 --> 00:58:34,011 Why didn't you slug that asshole anyway? 864 00:58:34,094 --> 00:58:37,556 - He said he was sorry. - And you believe him? 865 00:58:38,682 --> 00:58:40,351 Benefit of the doubt. 866 00:58:40,434 --> 00:58:43,896 Besides, the guy can lift cars. 867 00:58:44,897 --> 00:58:47,983 - What are you doing? - What's it look like I'm doing? 868 00:58:49,151 --> 00:58:51,028 Do you have to do that in here? 869 00:58:51,111 --> 00:58:53,822 Felt like the right time, certainly the right place. 870 00:58:54,949 --> 00:58:57,451 Terry, is this a problem for you? 871 00:58:58,452 --> 00:59:00,871 No, uh, no problem at all. 872 00:59:00,955 --> 00:59:03,666 I was just kidding. Ahem. 873 00:59:05,042 --> 00:59:10,005 It's just that you look so nice today. 874 00:59:11,006 --> 00:59:12,800 You were perfect. 875 00:59:15,886 --> 00:59:19,348 Hey, isn't this great? 876 00:59:19,431 --> 00:59:21,308 Isn't what great? 877 00:59:21,392 --> 00:59:24,186 Well, uh, you know, here we are, 878 00:59:24,270 --> 00:59:27,189 a couple of guys hanging out in the men's room... 879 00:59:28,190 --> 00:59:33,445 leaning up against the urinals, talking about broads and fights. 880 00:59:33,529 --> 00:59:35,781 Just like a couple of guys, you know? 881 00:59:36,782 --> 00:59:39,451 This is what you call typical male bonding. 882 00:59:39,535 --> 00:59:43,372 You know, like, uh, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. 883 00:59:43,455 --> 00:59:47,876 Oh. So that's what it is. Yeah, that's great. I'm glad you told me. 884 00:59:48,877 --> 00:59:52,464 I just wish that Greg Tolan would join the gang. 885 00:59:52,548 --> 00:59:54,967 Oh, man, I've had it with that jerk. 886 00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:59,138 You want to know about Greg Tolan? I'll tell you about Greg Tolan. 887 00:59:59,221 --> 01:00:02,433 Greg Tolan is toast. 888 01:00:03,517 --> 01:00:06,270 He can't get away with this. We gotta get him back. 889 01:00:06,353 --> 01:00:08,063 We and what army? 890 01:00:08,147 --> 01:00:11,984 No violence. No need to sink to his level. 891 01:00:12,067 --> 01:00:16,822 You see, we have something that Greg Tolan will never have: 892 01:00:17,823 --> 01:00:18,907 Intelligence. 893 01:00:20,284 --> 01:00:21,827 You know, you're right. 894 01:00:21,910 --> 01:00:24,872 I mean, we're smart. Okay, Terry, what do we do? 895 01:00:25,873 --> 01:00:29,460 - I don't know. - Me neither. Oh, boy. 896 01:00:35,883 --> 01:00:37,968 Hey, man, this stuff will kill you. 897 01:00:38,052 --> 01:00:40,679 Try this, you'll live longer. 898 01:00:42,431 --> 01:00:43,766 Thanks. 899 01:00:44,767 --> 01:00:46,143 Looks good. 900 01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:49,146 - I made it myself. - Gonna finish those fries? 901 01:00:49,229 --> 01:00:50,522 - Buddy? - Thanks. 902 01:00:50,606 --> 01:00:53,984 - What are you doing here? - Looking for you. 903 01:00:54,068 --> 01:00:58,113 Uh, Rick, this my younger brother, Buddy. 904 01:00:58,197 --> 01:00:59,990 How you doing? 905 01:01:00,074 --> 01:01:03,369 So this is Rick? 906 01:01:03,452 --> 01:01:05,663 I've heard a lot about you. 907 01:01:06,747 --> 01:01:08,499 A lot. 908 01:01:08,582 --> 01:01:10,542 Bud, what do you want? 909 01:01:10,626 --> 01:01:13,754 Guess who came by to pick you up for school this morning? 910 01:01:13,837 --> 01:01:15,089 Your true love. 911 01:01:16,590 --> 01:01:20,594 Kevina. Kevina was very upset that you left without her. 912 01:01:20,678 --> 01:01:25,349 You know how she worships your rippling muscles and your hairy chest. 913 01:01:26,350 --> 01:01:28,936 Terry's such a stallion. 914 01:01:29,937 --> 01:01:32,898 Go on. Show him your hairy chest. 915 01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:35,275 Buddy. 916 01:01:36,485 --> 01:01:39,988 Anyway, Kevina made me promise to tell you she's picking you up 917 01:01:40,072 --> 01:01:42,491 for dinner 7:30 sharp. 918 01:01:42,574 --> 01:01:45,285 So you should look your handsomest. 919 01:01:46,537 --> 01:01:48,789 Thanks for the message, Bud. 920 01:01:50,332 --> 01:01:52,751 My pleasure. Well... 921 01:01:55,045 --> 01:01:58,090 I'm gonna scope out the local babes. 922 01:01:59,717 --> 01:02:02,094 Hey, Rick, stay real. 923 01:02:02,177 --> 01:02:03,929 Take it easy. 924 01:02:04,972 --> 01:02:08,100 You have a girlfriend named Kevina? 925 01:02:08,183 --> 01:02:12,020 - Rather exotic, isn't it? - Stallion. 926 01:02:29,496 --> 01:02:30,539 Hi. 927 01:02:32,166 --> 01:02:34,209 Can I be totally honest with you? 928 01:02:34,293 --> 01:02:37,713 Your touch is the reason why I went through puberty. 929 01:02:41,508 --> 01:02:43,427 Sit down. 930 01:02:45,012 --> 01:02:49,558 Guys, I just want to apologize about, uh, neglecting you yesterday. 931 01:02:49,641 --> 01:02:54,438 I felt terrible, and I just want you to know you're still my favorite. 932 01:02:56,190 --> 01:02:57,483 Sit down. 933 01:02:58,484 --> 01:03:01,904 Man, Terry, this crap has gotta stop. 934 01:03:01,987 --> 01:03:03,864 What are you gonna do? 935 01:03:05,032 --> 01:03:06,867 Um, excuse me. 936 01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:09,620 Can I have your attention, please? Your attention? 937 01:03:11,038 --> 01:03:12,039 Shh! 938 01:03:13,749 --> 01:03:15,501 Every day at lunch, 939 01:03:15,584 --> 01:03:18,837 we get a very special treat 940 01:03:18,921 --> 01:03:21,089 from a very special guy. 941 01:03:21,173 --> 01:03:24,802 A guy who has dedicated his life 942 01:03:24,885 --> 01:03:26,929 to building his body, 943 01:03:27,012 --> 01:03:30,265 pushing his muscles to the very limits of human endurance. 944 01:03:30,349 --> 01:03:33,227 Why, you ask? Why? 945 01:03:33,310 --> 01:03:38,232 Well, to be strong enough to lift tables and spill food. Greg Tolan! 946 01:03:45,656 --> 01:03:47,407 Whoa, wait. 947 01:03:48,450 --> 01:03:51,036 Let's take a moment now to find out a little bit 948 01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:54,498 about the man behind the mess. 949 01:03:54,581 --> 01:03:56,667 Greg. May I call you Greg? 950 01:03:56,750 --> 01:04:02,923 Now tell us, Greg, how did you first get into spilling food? Huh? 951 01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:04,258 Were you a messy baby? 952 01:04:06,426 --> 01:04:08,178 Did you hate your strained peas? 953 01:04:10,097 --> 01:04:13,559 Well, you know, most psychologists tell us that guys, 954 01:04:13,642 --> 01:04:18,522 well, they get into bodybuilding to compensate for either a lack of IQ 955 01:04:18,605 --> 01:04:19,815 or a small wienie. 956 01:04:19,898 --> 01:04:22,025 - Ha-ha-ha. - Which is it, Greg? 957 01:04:22,109 --> 01:04:26,280 Well, ha, ha, those of us in Greg's gym class 958 01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:28,532 certainly know the answer to that one. 959 01:04:28,615 --> 01:04:32,035 - Ha-ha-ha. - I'll beat the shit out of you, Morehouse! 960 01:04:32,202 --> 01:04:33,829 Greg, please! 961 01:04:33,912 --> 01:04:38,750 Hey, isn't he great? Muscles and a sense of humor! 962 01:04:42,212 --> 01:04:46,425 Well, let's all thank Greg for the many lunchtime thrills and spills 963 01:04:46,508 --> 01:04:50,053 he's given us. All right, everybody, up! Come on, everybody, up! 964 01:04:50,137 --> 01:04:51,805 Grab the end of your tables! 965 01:04:51,889 --> 01:04:54,308 A tribute to you, Greg. 966 01:04:54,391 --> 01:04:55,434 Lift! 967 01:05:02,024 --> 01:05:03,942 We love you, Greg. 968 01:05:04,026 --> 01:05:07,905 Everybody out! Go on outside! 969 01:05:09,907 --> 01:05:11,033 Now! 970 01:05:11,116 --> 01:05:14,453 - Hold it, clown! - Come on, Greg. Greg, not now. 971 01:05:14,536 --> 01:05:17,080 It was a joke, people laughed. Let it slide. 972 01:05:17,164 --> 01:05:19,499 - Stay out of this. - I am getting real bored 973 01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:21,960 - watching you push people around. - Yeah? 974 01:05:22,044 --> 01:05:25,464 - Stick around, it'll get real exciting. - You know, Terry was right. 975 01:05:25,547 --> 01:05:28,425 - You are an asshole. - That asshole called me an asshole? 976 01:05:28,508 --> 01:05:32,054 - Oh, now you wanna beat him up too? - No, I wanna buy him an ice cream. 977 01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:47,569 Can't you ever just be man enough to walk away? 978 01:05:47,653 --> 01:05:50,447 Watch, I'll show you how it's done. 979 01:05:52,783 --> 01:05:55,118 You got some pudding on your shoes. 980 01:05:55,202 --> 01:05:58,538 You were outstanding! Phenomenal! So who you gonna ask? 981 01:05:58,622 --> 01:06:01,208 - Don't start this. - You're practically a celebrity. 982 01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:04,086 I'm having a really great day. Please, don't spoil it. 983 01:06:04,169 --> 01:06:06,046 We've gone too far to stop now. 984 01:06:06,129 --> 01:06:11,134 Just ask one more person, anybody. And then I swear I'll shut up. 985 01:06:14,388 --> 01:06:17,307 - Anybody? - Anybody. 986 01:06:24,398 --> 01:06:25,607 Um... 987 01:06:25,691 --> 01:06:27,275 This is, uh... 988 01:06:28,110 --> 01:06:29,444 This is gonna sound crazy, 989 01:06:29,528 --> 01:06:33,281 but, uh, what the heck, you know, it's been a crazy day. 990 01:06:34,282 --> 01:06:36,743 Would you like to go with me to the prom? 991 01:06:37,869 --> 01:06:39,705 Yeah, I'd love to. 992 01:06:41,289 --> 01:06:44,918 - I don't think you understood-- - The prom? 993 01:06:45,002 --> 01:06:47,087 I'd love to be your date. 994 01:06:51,299 --> 01:06:53,135 Hi, Terry. 995 01:06:54,469 --> 01:06:57,055 I'm going with Deborah? 996 01:07:00,976 --> 01:07:02,436 I'm going with Deborah. 997 01:07:04,646 --> 01:07:07,065 That's really wonderful. Heh. 998 01:07:07,149 --> 01:07:08,984 See, what did I tell you? 999 01:07:09,067 --> 01:07:11,028 You're a great guy. 1000 01:07:11,111 --> 01:07:14,489 It's about time some lucky girl figured it out. 1001 01:07:15,490 --> 01:07:18,618 - We gotta double. Who you going with? - Oh, I don't know if I'm going. 1002 01:07:18,702 --> 01:07:21,455 You've got to, come on. Sandy. 1003 01:07:21,538 --> 01:07:23,999 Oh, no way, man, that chick is dangerous. 1004 01:07:24,082 --> 01:07:26,418 - I don't need to go. - Yes, you do. 1005 01:07:26,501 --> 01:07:29,004 After all you've done for me, 1006 01:07:29,087 --> 01:07:31,006 we've gotta get you a date. 1007 01:07:32,007 --> 01:07:35,635 Because, uh, Terry, I'm not going unless you're going too. 1008 01:07:35,719 --> 01:07:38,513 I mean it, I'll tell Deborah right now. 1009 01:07:41,183 --> 01:07:43,852 I think I know who to ask. 1010 01:07:44,936 --> 01:07:46,646 Okay! 1011 01:07:49,941 --> 01:07:53,945 I was wondering, uh, do you have plans yet for Saturday night? 1012 01:07:54,029 --> 01:07:55,906 I'm not sure. 1013 01:07:55,989 --> 01:07:59,326 Either I'm jetting to Paris 1014 01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:00,952 or watching The Love Boat. 1015 01:08:01,036 --> 01:08:04,623 ♪ They say we're worlds apart ♪♪ 1016 01:08:05,624 --> 01:08:06,583 Denise. 1017 01:08:09,586 --> 01:08:11,797 Will you be my date at the prom? 1018 01:08:12,798 --> 01:08:15,425 You are so sexually confused. 1019 01:08:15,509 --> 01:08:20,180 - Please, just say you'll go with me. - Why would you wanna go? 1020 01:08:20,263 --> 01:08:22,516 Because I promised Rick. 1021 01:08:22,599 --> 01:08:26,103 And if I don't go, he won't go with Deborah. 1022 01:08:27,270 --> 01:08:30,065 Deborah. I am such a jerk. 1023 01:08:30,148 --> 01:08:33,401 I thought the whole point was to get Rick a date. 1024 01:08:33,485 --> 01:08:36,404 Yeah, but not her. I mean, what could he possibly see in her? 1025 01:08:36,488 --> 01:08:38,990 - She's totally wrong for him. - Too pretty? 1026 01:08:39,074 --> 01:08:41,243 No, she's trouble. 1027 01:08:42,244 --> 01:08:46,456 I guess Rick needs someone a lot more sensitive. 1028 01:08:46,540 --> 01:08:49,000 More like you, right? 1029 01:08:49,084 --> 01:08:52,337 Why would I want Rick when I have Kevin? 1030 01:08:53,338 --> 01:08:54,631 Good question. 1031 01:08:54,714 --> 01:08:57,342 But do you like him? 1032 01:08:57,425 --> 01:08:59,886 Rick's not my type at all. 1033 01:08:59,970 --> 01:09:02,305 Sure, with my help, he's come a long way. 1034 01:09:02,389 --> 01:09:05,851 He's stopped buying his clothes at Nerds 'R' Us. 1035 01:09:05,934 --> 01:09:08,979 I know you, Terry, and you like him. 1036 01:09:10,272 --> 01:09:11,898 He's research. 1037 01:09:11,982 --> 01:09:15,277 My article's due Monday, I've got a lot of good stuff. 1038 01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:19,197 But I still need something to tie it all together. 1039 01:09:20,198 --> 01:09:22,075 Yeah, you like him. 1040 01:09:23,743 --> 01:09:24,619 Denise. 1041 01:09:27,164 --> 01:09:30,208 Just say you'll go to the prom with me. 1042 01:09:30,292 --> 01:09:34,504 - I'll go to the prom with you. - Oh, thank you. 1043 01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:38,300 I want a limo. And you can't tell anyone. 1044 01:09:38,383 --> 01:09:41,845 Not my friends, not my parents, no one. Deal? 1045 01:09:41,928 --> 01:09:44,055 Look, I'm not proud of this either. 1046 01:09:44,139 --> 01:09:47,517 God, look how low I've sunk. And you know what's really sad is 1047 01:09:47,684 --> 01:09:50,854 you're the best date I've had in weeks. 1048 01:09:52,063 --> 01:09:54,566 - How do I look? - Beautiful. 1049 01:09:54,649 --> 01:09:57,194 Kevin really loves this outfit. 1050 01:09:57,277 --> 01:09:59,988 I wanna look really nice for him. 1051 01:10:00,071 --> 01:10:04,201 I guess you two haven't had much time together since... 1052 01:10:05,535 --> 01:10:08,371 the sex change. 1053 01:10:08,455 --> 01:10:10,332 That's cute. 1054 01:10:18,173 --> 01:10:21,885 Hey, Denise, what's your rush? We're young, we're wild. 1055 01:10:21,968 --> 01:10:24,221 Let's be young and wild together. 1056 01:10:24,304 --> 01:10:27,557 I'd rather get the phone book and pick a name at random. 1057 01:10:28,850 --> 01:10:31,311 Hi, is Terry home? 1058 01:10:31,394 --> 01:10:34,648 Yeah, come on in. Hey, Terry, you got company. 1059 01:10:34,731 --> 01:10:36,816 Come on up, I'm almost ready. 1060 01:10:37,817 --> 01:10:40,987 Hey, we could go to your place, it's cool. I'm very flexible. 1061 01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:51,331 - Oh, shit. - Terry? 1062 01:10:51,414 --> 01:10:53,416 Uh, don't come in, I'm dressing. 1063 01:10:58,463 --> 01:11:02,092 - Ter? - I'll be right out. 1064 01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:21,236 Hey, Sandy, what a nice surprise. 1065 01:11:21,319 --> 01:11:23,530 These are for you. They're kissing fish. 1066 01:11:23,613 --> 01:11:25,657 To say sorry about the cave. 1067 01:11:25,740 --> 01:11:28,243 Uh, yeah, I'm sorry too. 1068 01:11:31,663 --> 01:11:34,124 - How did you know where I lived? - I followed you. 1069 01:11:34,207 --> 01:11:38,878 - Why don't you go to Pearl? - Oh, uh, I hate that school. 1070 01:11:38,962 --> 01:11:40,588 Bunch of snotty rich kids. 1071 01:11:40,672 --> 01:11:43,633 Anyway, thanks for the fish. I'll put them by my bed. 1072 01:11:43,717 --> 01:11:47,554 - Oh, that's perfect. Is that your room? - No, it's my little brother's room. 1073 01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:51,099 - That's my room over there. - Let's see how they look. 1074 01:11:51,182 --> 01:11:53,059 Help me. 1075 01:11:59,733 --> 01:12:01,735 I think they'll look good over here. 1076 01:12:01,818 --> 01:12:07,365 Wow. Like, this is where you sleep and do your homework? 1077 01:12:07,449 --> 01:12:11,244 Yeah, well, uh, I like pictures of people. 1078 01:12:11,328 --> 01:12:13,913 Terry loves tits and ass. 1079 01:12:13,997 --> 01:12:16,833 These women just aren't tits and ass. 1080 01:12:16,916 --> 01:12:19,627 Kim reads Vonnegut. 1081 01:12:19,711 --> 01:12:25,342 And Luanne, Luanne despises toxic waste. 1082 01:12:25,425 --> 01:12:29,220 Don't let him fool you, hardcore sex maniac. 1083 01:12:29,304 --> 01:12:31,890 Well, Terry treated me with nothing but respect. 1084 01:12:33,183 --> 01:12:34,851 Very special. 1085 01:12:34,934 --> 01:12:38,104 Yeah, he's one of a kind, my bro. 1086 01:12:39,898 --> 01:12:43,109 Hey, I wonder if that could be your pal, Kevin. 1087 01:12:43,193 --> 01:12:47,489 Yeah, ha, Kevin. Why don't you go downstairs and tell Kevin 1088 01:12:47,572 --> 01:12:50,950 I'm not quite ready and could he please wait for me in the car. 1089 01:12:51,034 --> 01:12:54,496 Oh. I tried that once. He doesn't like waiting in cars. 1090 01:12:59,542 --> 01:13:03,296 Thanks for stopping by, but as you can see, I really am in a rush. 1091 01:13:03,380 --> 01:13:05,632 First there's something else I have to give you. 1092 01:13:05,715 --> 01:13:09,844 - Ha. Nothing could top these fish. - Don't be so sure. 1093 01:13:11,638 --> 01:13:16,476 Oh, my God, the fish! Did you feed them today? Look at those hungry eyes. 1094 01:13:16,559 --> 01:13:17,811 They're kissing. 1095 01:13:17,894 --> 01:13:19,687 They're turning cannibal. 1096 01:13:19,771 --> 01:13:24,109 Here. Feed them this, and I'll see what I have in the kitchen. 1097 01:13:28,613 --> 01:13:30,698 You guys like pizza? 1098 01:13:38,373 --> 01:13:40,375 Buddy! Kevin! 1099 01:13:40,458 --> 01:13:42,460 Ah, here she is. 1100 01:13:42,544 --> 01:13:46,256 - What are you doing here so early? - It's 7:30, I'm right on time. 1101 01:13:46,339 --> 01:13:49,843 Seven-thirty? I could have sworn you said 8:30. 1102 01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:53,346 I'll tell you what, I'll go get ready, and you come back in an hour. 1103 01:13:53,430 --> 01:13:56,266 Terry, you know damn well I said 7:30. 1104 01:13:56,349 --> 01:13:59,602 You said you'd be ready and dressed to kill. 1105 01:14:00,603 --> 01:14:03,440 So why do you look like hell? 1106 01:14:07,902 --> 01:14:09,446 I don't know. 1107 01:14:09,529 --> 01:14:12,115 Buddy, can I see you for a minute? 1108 01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:17,203 "I don't know"? You're so great under pressure. 1109 01:14:17,287 --> 01:14:21,249 Listen, a half-naked woman's in your room feeding the fish. She's all yours. 1110 01:14:21,332 --> 01:14:25,003 - Sounds too kinky for me. - Budster, I need you. She needs you. 1111 01:14:25,086 --> 01:14:27,964 - You need her. - Is she really half-naked? 1112 01:14:28,047 --> 01:14:29,924 - Maybe more now. - What if you're lying? 1113 01:14:30,008 --> 01:14:31,801 - What if I'm not? - Good point. 1114 01:14:31,885 --> 01:14:34,637 If I'm not back in a week, forward my mail. 1115 01:14:40,435 --> 01:14:42,145 Kevin, darling! 1116 01:14:49,861 --> 01:14:51,154 Hello. 1117 01:14:52,655 --> 01:14:53,781 Where's Terry? 1118 01:14:54,949 --> 01:14:59,787 Gone. This isn't the first time that androgynous sleaze-bucket 1119 01:14:59,871 --> 01:15:02,373 has broken a beautiful girl's heart. 1120 01:15:02,457 --> 01:15:04,584 I am so embarrassed. 1121 01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:07,378 Why? The room's full of naked women. 1122 01:15:08,379 --> 01:15:12,342 Wait, would you feel more comfortable if I took my shirt off? 1123 01:15:15,345 --> 01:15:17,514 What a nice girl. 1124 01:15:19,516 --> 01:15:22,393 We can't go to Giovanni's with you dressed like that. 1125 01:15:22,477 --> 01:15:24,062 Sure we can. We'll get it to go. 1126 01:15:24,145 --> 01:15:26,940 A long time ago, I knew this girl named Terry. 1127 01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:30,193 She wore dresses and makeup. 1128 01:15:30,276 --> 01:15:31,486 She was hot. 1129 01:15:32,487 --> 01:15:34,113 Then one day she disappeared. 1130 01:15:35,114 --> 01:15:36,866 Do you know where she went? 1131 01:15:36,950 --> 01:15:41,037 She's right here. You know, I'm still the same person. 1132 01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:43,164 And is that all you care about, that I'm hot? 1133 01:15:43,248 --> 01:15:45,625 No, that's not all I care about. 1134 01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:48,378 Look, I'm under pressure, my article's due Monday. 1135 01:15:48,461 --> 01:15:53,258 Terry, what is it with this article? It's nice to have a hobby, but let's get serious. 1136 01:15:54,259 --> 01:15:55,134 A hobby? 1137 01:15:56,386 --> 01:15:58,555 I didn't mean 1138 01:15:58,638 --> 01:16:02,642 hobby like just a hobby, I, uh... 1139 01:16:02,725 --> 01:16:06,521 I meant hobby like an important hobby. 1140 01:16:20,076 --> 01:16:22,745 Well, how do I look? 1141 01:16:22,829 --> 01:16:25,290 - Dashing. - My zipper's open. 1142 01:16:25,373 --> 01:16:27,917 That was the dashing part. 1143 01:16:29,127 --> 01:16:31,838 - Budmeister, are you okay? - No, Terry, I'm not. 1144 01:16:32,839 --> 01:16:34,924 Mom and Dad come home Monday. 1145 01:16:35,008 --> 01:16:37,468 I've had two weeks of total freedom. 1146 01:16:37,552 --> 01:16:42,849 The closest I've come to sex was a girl who took her top off to seduce my sister. 1147 01:16:42,932 --> 01:16:44,642 What's wrong with me? 1148 01:16:45,852 --> 01:16:47,687 Not a thing. 1149 01:16:47,770 --> 01:16:50,690 Listen, sex is not that big a deal. 1150 01:16:50,773 --> 01:16:54,736 - I'd like to form my own opinion. - It'll happen. 1151 01:16:55,737 --> 01:17:00,325 I know this place that delivers. Massage Delight or something. 1152 01:17:00,408 --> 01:17:02,118 Can I borrow $200? 1153 01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:05,872 Buddy, why don't you just call up the guys and go to the mall? 1154 01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:09,292 I'd rather wallow in my virginity. 1155 01:17:13,838 --> 01:17:16,299 Buddy, you know I can't answer it. 1156 01:17:17,300 --> 01:17:20,011 Please, this is almost over. 1157 01:17:25,725 --> 01:17:27,268 Yeah? 1158 01:17:28,269 --> 01:17:31,939 Yeah, Terry's here. I'll see if it can talk. 1159 01:17:32,940 --> 01:17:35,276 It's Mr. Wonderful. 1160 01:17:38,780 --> 01:17:40,406 Hi, Kevin. 1161 01:17:41,407 --> 01:17:43,493 No, I can't tonight. 1162 01:17:44,911 --> 01:17:47,789 Listen, we have to have a serious talk. 1163 01:17:48,790 --> 01:17:50,708 Yes, it's about us. 1164 01:17:52,335 --> 01:17:55,296 Listen, can we talk about this later? I gotta go-- 1165 01:17:56,631 --> 01:17:58,424 Bye, Kevin. 1166 01:18:00,635 --> 01:18:03,388 Mr. Wonderful is Mr. History? 1167 01:18:07,016 --> 01:18:09,227 All right. 1168 01:18:28,663 --> 01:18:31,541 ♪ Going nowhere fast ♪ 1169 01:18:31,624 --> 01:18:34,502 ♪ I knew it couldn't last ♪ 1170 01:18:35,461 --> 01:18:38,423 ♪ Wrong crowd Small town ♪ 1171 01:18:38,506 --> 01:18:41,259 ♪ Blast off Fall down ♪ 1172 01:18:41,342 --> 01:18:44,220 ♪ Just spinning my wheels ♪ 1173 01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:47,390 ♪ I guess you know how it feels ♪ 1174 01:18:48,516 --> 01:18:52,645 ♪ I feel a change comin' up ♪ 1175 01:18:54,689 --> 01:18:59,444 ♪ So near, so close Not far away ♪ 1176 01:19:00,903 --> 01:19:03,030 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1177 01:19:03,114 --> 01:19:06,159 ♪ Had to learn the hard way ♪ 1178 01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:09,203 ♪ From now on ♪ 1179 01:19:09,287 --> 01:19:13,166 ♪ Things are going my way ♪ 1180 01:19:13,541 --> 01:19:15,585 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1181 01:19:15,668 --> 01:19:17,962 ♪ Always doing the hard way ♪ 1182 01:19:19,672 --> 01:19:21,799 ♪ From now on ♪ 1183 01:19:21,883 --> 01:19:25,178 ♪ We're doing things my way ♪ 1184 01:19:26,012 --> 01:19:29,098 ♪ Boat house Bar scene ♪ 1185 01:19:29,182 --> 01:19:31,934 ♪ Bathroom She's a queen ♪ 1186 01:19:32,018 --> 01:19:33,770 ♪ I was just a boy ♪ 1187 01:19:35,062 --> 01:19:37,273 ♪ With a brand new toy ♪ 1188 01:19:38,483 --> 01:19:41,736 ♪ She blew my mind ♪ 1189 01:19:41,819 --> 01:19:44,655 ♪ She seemed my kind ♪ 1190 01:19:44,739 --> 01:19:47,617 ♪ And she named her price ♪ 1191 01:19:47,700 --> 01:19:49,827 ♪ It was 20 twice ♪ 1192 01:19:52,580 --> 01:19:55,750 I'm having such a good time, no one here knows I used to be fat. 1193 01:19:59,003 --> 01:20:02,965 Tell me again how Rick and Deborah belong together. 1194 01:20:03,049 --> 01:20:07,053 - Rick and Deborah belong together. - What a crock! 1195 01:20:07,136 --> 01:20:09,013 ♪ Had to learn the hard way ♪ 1196 01:20:10,181 --> 01:20:11,891 ♪ From now on ♪ 1197 01:20:11,974 --> 01:20:14,393 He's doing it again, he keeps giving me looks! 1198 01:20:16,521 --> 01:20:18,773 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1199 01:20:18,856 --> 01:20:21,359 ♪ Always doing the hard way ♪ 1200 01:20:22,819 --> 01:20:25,112 ♪ From now on ♪ 1201 01:20:25,196 --> 01:20:27,865 ♪ Choosing things my way ♪ 1202 01:20:27,949 --> 01:20:29,867 ♪ My way ♪♪ 1203 01:20:40,920 --> 01:20:44,340 Thank you, you're very special. We'll be right back. 1204 01:20:44,423 --> 01:20:47,093 He wants to talk to me, do you mind if I go? 1205 01:20:47,176 --> 01:20:50,555 - No, really, go ahead. - You're a great date. 1206 01:20:54,892 --> 01:20:56,727 Hey, Sandy. 1207 01:20:56,811 --> 01:21:01,732 Um, about the other night, I feel like a visitor from the planet of the sluts. 1208 01:21:01,816 --> 01:21:04,485 Hey, that's okay. 1209 01:21:05,778 --> 01:21:08,030 We all make mistakes. 1210 01:21:11,117 --> 01:21:12,702 Hi, Deb. 1211 01:21:13,911 --> 01:21:15,454 Greg. 1212 01:21:17,582 --> 01:21:19,417 You're dead. 1213 01:21:24,672 --> 01:21:28,634 - Can I help you? - Yeah, parsley for eight, please. 1214 01:21:29,635 --> 01:21:33,014 - Ew. They're so cute. - Yeah. 1215 01:21:34,181 --> 01:21:36,684 - I don't think they're hungry. - Hi. 1216 01:21:36,767 --> 01:21:39,937 They really do prefer mealworms or flies. 1217 01:21:46,819 --> 01:21:48,821 How could she do that to you? 1218 01:21:48,905 --> 01:21:51,032 We don't have a real commitment. 1219 01:21:51,115 --> 01:21:55,536 - She can date whoever she wants. - In the middle of the prom? 1220 01:21:58,664 --> 01:22:00,833 Oh, there you are. 1221 01:22:02,209 --> 01:22:04,795 He's so excited, it's his first prom. 1222 01:22:13,554 --> 01:22:15,014 Terry? 1223 01:22:16,015 --> 01:22:19,143 - All right, where is she? - It's that darn cult again. 1224 01:22:19,226 --> 01:22:21,395 They have her totally brainwashed. 1225 01:22:22,396 --> 01:22:26,901 - Wanna split her records? - Tell me now or tell me in the hospital! 1226 01:22:26,984 --> 01:22:28,361 I'm suddenly remembering. 1227 01:22:29,362 --> 01:22:32,239 If I tell you where she is, you gotta take me with you. 1228 01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:35,451 I don't want to miss this. 1229 01:22:35,534 --> 01:22:37,578 - Let's go. - Wait. 1230 01:22:37,662 --> 01:22:41,123 It's kind of formal, I've gotta change. 1231 01:22:48,089 --> 01:22:50,716 Thank you. Thank you. 1232 01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:54,095 Well, as chairwoman of the prom committee, it's now my pleasure 1233 01:22:54,178 --> 01:22:57,306 to announce your prom king and queen. 1234 01:22:57,390 --> 01:22:59,767 The envelopes, please. 1235 01:22:59,850 --> 01:23:05,106 Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, this year's prom queen is-- 1236 01:23:06,148 --> 01:23:08,359 Uh... Deborah Strowbridge. 1237 01:23:13,781 --> 01:23:16,742 Hey, I swear to God, I'm not lying. 1238 01:23:16,826 --> 01:23:22,748 Okay, all right, uh, and this year's prom king is: 1239 01:23:25,126 --> 01:23:26,836 - It's Greg Tolan. - Yeah. 1240 01:23:29,171 --> 01:23:32,008 All right, Greg! Way to go, Greg. 1241 01:23:32,091 --> 01:23:34,677 Congratulations, Greg. 1242 01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:36,053 Thank you, Deborah. 1243 01:23:39,348 --> 01:23:42,560 You know, now that I take a good look... 1244 01:23:43,019 --> 01:23:45,980 - they do make a nice couple. - Normally we have a traditional 1245 01:23:46,063 --> 01:23:50,067 king and queen's dance, however, as chairwoman of the prom committee, 1246 01:23:50,151 --> 01:23:52,361 I've decided that that's a stupid tradition. 1247 01:23:53,446 --> 01:23:54,822 So everybody dance! 1248 01:24:09,837 --> 01:24:11,547 Come on, Rick. 1249 01:24:36,530 --> 01:24:38,324 May I cut in? 1250 01:24:42,244 --> 01:24:45,498 - Tolan, you're a creep. - You son of a bitch! 1251 01:24:49,794 --> 01:24:52,296 I'm gonna scratch your eyes out! 1252 01:24:59,261 --> 01:25:00,221 Aw. 1253 01:25:05,434 --> 01:25:06,977 Help! 1254 01:25:09,105 --> 01:25:11,941 You dumb ox, you're in trouble! 1255 01:25:12,942 --> 01:25:14,276 Help me! 1256 01:25:14,360 --> 01:25:18,072 Put me down! Put me down! 1257 01:25:35,005 --> 01:25:37,925 Shit, where did these guys learn to fight? 1258 01:25:48,769 --> 01:25:51,689 Okay, tough guy, you want a piece of me now, huh? 1259 01:25:51,772 --> 01:25:53,399 My back's not turned the other way. 1260 01:25:54,525 --> 01:25:57,027 - Nice tux, you'll look good buried in it. - Come on. 1261 01:26:17,339 --> 01:26:18,883 No pain, no gain. 1262 01:26:32,688 --> 01:26:34,315 Hey, Ter. 1263 01:26:34,398 --> 01:26:36,567 - Buddy. - I missed you. 1264 01:26:36,650 --> 01:26:39,778 - Terry, are you all right? - Kevin? 1265 01:26:39,862 --> 01:26:41,530 Hey, Sandy! 1266 01:26:41,614 --> 01:26:44,116 What are you doing here, in a tuxedo? 1267 01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:46,869 Please go home, I'll call you tonight. 1268 01:26:48,412 --> 01:26:51,540 - Who is this guy? - Terry's boyfriend, who are you? 1269 01:26:51,624 --> 01:26:53,542 Just a friend. 1270 01:26:53,626 --> 01:26:55,794 We can work this out. I know you still love me. 1271 01:26:55,878 --> 01:26:58,214 No, I don't. I love someone else. 1272 01:26:58,297 --> 01:27:02,218 - Whoa, uh, thanks, but no, thanks. - Look, we belong together. You're my-- 1273 01:27:02,301 --> 01:27:06,513 Hold that thought. Can I talk to you for one brief moment? I'll be right back. 1274 01:27:08,474 --> 01:27:12,102 - What's going on? - Wait, it gets better. 1275 01:27:18,317 --> 01:27:21,195 Yeah, big night, huh? 1276 01:27:21,278 --> 01:27:25,616 - I bet you're a little confused. - I think I understand. 1277 01:27:26,617 --> 01:27:28,118 I know I should have told you sooner, 1278 01:27:28,202 --> 01:27:30,996 but, uh, I didn't. 1279 01:27:31,080 --> 01:27:35,417 - Um, I'm a-- - Terry, I know. 1280 01:27:35,501 --> 01:27:36,835 You're gay. 1281 01:27:37,920 --> 01:27:39,046 I'm not gay. 1282 01:27:42,675 --> 01:27:44,593 Wait a minute, now I'm confused. 1283 01:27:47,012 --> 01:27:49,640 I'm a girl. I'm a woman. 1284 01:27:51,433 --> 01:27:53,644 Right, and I'm Cyndi Lauper. 1285 01:27:53,727 --> 01:27:55,938 Could we please go back to the prom now? 1286 01:27:56,021 --> 01:27:58,148 I'm a female, I swear. 1287 01:27:59,900 --> 01:28:01,360 Rick. 1288 01:28:08,742 --> 01:28:12,204 - Wait, are those what I think they are? - I'm sorry. 1289 01:28:13,205 --> 01:28:15,040 Where do you get off having tits? 1290 01:28:16,083 --> 01:28:19,878 There was this contest, and I needed to prove it, 1291 01:28:19,962 --> 01:28:24,091 but then I stayed and I met you, and you're so wonderful that-- 1292 01:28:24,174 --> 01:28:27,886 - Shit, I can't believe this. - Rick, I know you're mad. 1293 01:28:27,970 --> 01:28:32,057 But I think you're terrific, and your friendship means so much to me 1294 01:28:32,141 --> 01:28:34,810 - that I just-- - Then this whole thing was bullshit. 1295 01:28:35,811 --> 01:28:37,479 Major bullshit. 1296 01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:40,065 Rick, wait. 1297 01:28:40,149 --> 01:28:43,694 You gotta understand how much you mean to me, you've gotta believe me. 1298 01:28:43,777 --> 01:28:47,573 Right, Terrence, because you've been so honest up till now. 1299 01:28:58,334 --> 01:29:01,879 - So how's the fish? - Great, I put a frogman in the bowl. 1300 01:29:01,962 --> 01:29:05,299 And you know what? They really do love pizza. 1301 01:29:08,719 --> 01:29:11,221 - Rick, can't you just forgive me? - No, I can't. 1302 01:29:11,305 --> 01:29:12,931 Rick. 1303 01:29:22,399 --> 01:29:25,194 It's okay, everybody. It's all right. 1304 01:29:26,737 --> 01:29:28,781 - He has tits. - What? 1305 01:29:28,864 --> 01:29:30,949 Come on, Deborah, let's go. 1306 01:29:44,713 --> 01:29:48,384 Whoa, 9:15 already. 1307 01:29:48,467 --> 01:29:51,720 Well, gotta go. 1308 01:29:53,013 --> 01:29:56,975 Had a lovely time, have a nice prom. 1309 01:30:01,438 --> 01:30:02,564 Hi. 1310 01:30:02,648 --> 01:30:05,234 - You're probably here with a date. - Yeah. 1311 01:30:13,742 --> 01:30:15,369 Thanks, son. 1312 01:30:50,612 --> 01:30:53,115 Buddy, why'd you bring Kevin? 1313 01:30:54,700 --> 01:30:57,619 - Good evening. - Whoops. 1314 01:30:57,703 --> 01:30:58,704 Hey, no problem. 1315 01:30:58,787 --> 01:31:03,041 Just a couple of nice, clean, all-American kids experimenting with sex. 1316 01:31:03,125 --> 01:31:05,419 - You remember Sandy, the fish girl? - Hi. 1317 01:31:06,420 --> 01:31:07,880 Hello. 1318 01:31:09,214 --> 01:31:13,010 You know, my voyage of self-discovery... 1319 01:31:15,220 --> 01:31:17,806 has ended in despair. 1320 01:31:17,890 --> 01:31:22,436 Hey, that's so interesting, really. Could you shut the light off, please? 1321 01:32:13,904 --> 01:32:16,406 I'm seeing Julian again this weekend. 1322 01:32:16,490 --> 01:32:18,867 He is so cool. 1323 01:32:18,951 --> 01:32:24,289 - I can't believe I finally lucked out. - Denise, he is the lucky one. 1324 01:32:24,373 --> 01:32:26,291 Hey, Terry. 1325 01:32:26,375 --> 01:32:28,460 Is it true you broke up with that college guy? 1326 01:32:29,461 --> 01:32:32,756 - It's true. - You wanna go out Saturday night? 1327 01:32:32,839 --> 01:32:35,467 Oh. I'm sorry, but I'm really not ready. 1328 01:32:35,551 --> 01:32:38,387 What about Sunday, you think that's enough time? 1329 01:32:38,470 --> 01:32:40,055 Thanks. 1330 01:32:42,015 --> 01:32:44,810 Terry, you have to snap out of this. 1331 01:32:44,893 --> 01:32:46,395 I will. 1332 01:32:46,478 --> 01:32:49,106 Just may take me a couple of years. 1333 01:32:50,357 --> 01:32:51,984 Terry. 1334 01:32:52,067 --> 01:32:54,111 I really liked your article. 1335 01:32:54,194 --> 01:32:58,073 Especially the part on how you can be cool even if you don't dress cool. 1336 01:32:59,074 --> 01:33:00,576 I feel the same way. 1337 01:33:01,577 --> 01:33:03,453 You wanna go out sometime? 1338 01:33:04,454 --> 01:33:05,831 Oh. 1339 01:33:06,832 --> 01:33:08,750 I'm really not ready yet. 1340 01:33:09,751 --> 01:33:11,670 Thanks anyway. 1341 01:33:17,175 --> 01:33:19,261 Shelley, wait up. 1342 01:33:22,055 --> 01:33:25,183 Terry, could you come in here please? 1343 01:33:26,184 --> 01:33:27,561 Mr. Raymaker. 1344 01:33:28,562 --> 01:33:30,522 Come into my office. 1345 01:33:39,823 --> 01:33:42,784 I read your article in the Sun-Tribune. 1346 01:33:43,869 --> 01:33:47,080 - Congratulations on winning. - Thanks. 1347 01:33:47,164 --> 01:33:49,625 It was real good. 1348 01:33:51,293 --> 01:33:55,505 - And I'm sorry I misjudged you. - You don't have to apologize. 1349 01:33:55,589 --> 01:33:58,342 I wouldn't have this job if it weren't for you. 1350 01:33:58,425 --> 01:34:02,846 You forced me to fight for what I wanted and I will never forget you for that. 1351 01:34:03,847 --> 01:34:05,140 Thank you. 1352 01:34:06,141 --> 01:34:08,143 I learned a lot too. 1353 01:34:13,023 --> 01:34:16,652 What about that kid you wrote the article about, Rick? 1354 01:34:16,735 --> 01:34:18,236 He hates me. 1355 01:34:18,320 --> 01:34:19,279 Well, that's too bad. 1356 01:34:21,323 --> 01:34:22,616 You really like him, don't you? 1357 01:34:24,284 --> 01:34:25,619 Why do you say that? 1358 01:34:27,496 --> 01:34:28,747 I read your article. 1359 01:34:43,762 --> 01:34:47,599 Don't worry, I'm a stunt driver, I do this for a living. 1360 01:34:50,811 --> 01:34:53,063 Swift parking job, Bud. 1361 01:34:53,146 --> 01:34:56,149 - And you're late. - Yeah, I ran out of gas. 1362 01:34:56,233 --> 01:34:59,486 But don't worry, I put a buck's worth in, on me. 1363 01:35:01,947 --> 01:35:07,077 - Terry, it's summer, smile. - My face hurts when I smile. 1364 01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:09,830 Listen to me, O sister of my loins. 1365 01:35:09,913 --> 01:35:12,916 I've got a driver's license and a sex life. 1366 01:35:12,999 --> 01:35:15,585 You've got the job of your dreams and a chauffeur. 1367 01:35:15,669 --> 01:35:18,755 Life is sweet, let's get an ice cream. 1368 01:35:20,298 --> 01:35:21,925 Uh... 1369 01:35:22,008 --> 01:35:23,885 It's, uh, for you. 1370 01:35:28,014 --> 01:35:29,516 You look very good in a dress. 1371 01:35:30,726 --> 01:35:32,561 Very good. 1372 01:35:37,607 --> 01:35:39,025 I thought you hated me. 1373 01:35:40,527 --> 01:35:42,487 I missed you. 1374 01:35:44,114 --> 01:35:46,491 I read your article. Do you, uh... 1375 01:35:47,701 --> 01:35:50,078 still feel the same way about me? 1376 01:35:53,790 --> 01:35:55,000 Yeah, I guess I do. 1377 01:35:59,379 --> 01:36:01,047 Why don't we go out and have some fun? 1378 01:36:01,131 --> 01:36:03,967 You know, maybe we could go dancing Friday night? 1379 01:36:04,050 --> 01:36:05,510 Wait a minute. 1380 01:36:06,636 --> 01:36:10,015 I'm the guy here. Let me just try this, okay? 1381 01:36:11,016 --> 01:36:14,811 Why don't we go out dancing Friday night? 1382 01:36:14,895 --> 01:36:17,439 What an original idea. 1383 01:36:18,607 --> 01:36:21,067 - Hey, you wanna go for a ride? - Yeah. 1384 01:36:21,151 --> 01:36:23,820 Ah-- As long as I get to drive. 1385 01:36:33,079 --> 01:36:34,247 Come on, Buddy. 1386 01:36:55,644 --> 01:36:59,022 ♪ They say we're worlds apart ♪ 1387 01:36:59,105 --> 01:37:03,777 ♪ We don't belong together ♪ 1388 01:37:03,860 --> 01:37:07,489 ♪ But I've got this need in my heart ♪ 1389 01:37:07,572 --> 01:37:12,285 ♪ That careless thought can't sever ♪ 1390 01:37:12,953 --> 01:37:15,288 ♪ Now we're alone ♪ 1391 01:37:15,372 --> 01:37:17,082 ♪ Now we're alone ♪ 1392 01:37:17,165 --> 01:37:21,294 ♪ And no one can take that away ♪ 1393 01:37:21,378 --> 01:37:23,630 ♪ You're safe in my arms ♪ 1394 01:37:23,713 --> 01:37:25,799 ♪ Safe in my arms ♪ 1395 01:37:25,882 --> 01:37:27,926 ♪ Don't go away ♪ 1396 01:37:28,009 --> 01:37:32,514 ♪ Don't go away ♪ 1397 01:37:32,597 --> 01:37:38,061 ♪ Say you'll stay ♪ 1398 01:37:38,144 --> 01:37:40,647 ♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪ 1399 01:37:40,730 --> 01:37:42,315 ♪ I'm gonna love you ♪ 1400 01:37:42,399 --> 01:37:44,651 ♪ Don't worry 'bout tomorrow ♪ 1401 01:37:44,734 --> 01:37:46,570 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1402 01:37:46,653 --> 01:37:49,155 ♪ Tonight, you're mine, baby ♪ 1403 01:37:49,239 --> 01:37:50,949 ♪ Make it forever ♪ 1404 01:37:51,032 --> 01:37:53,243 ♪ Let's make it last forever ♪ 1405 01:37:53,326 --> 01:37:55,078 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1406 01:37:55,161 --> 01:37:57,747 ♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪ 1407 01:37:57,831 --> 01:37:59,416 ♪ I'm gonna love you ♪ 1408 01:37:59,499 --> 01:38:01,710 ♪ Don't worry 'bout tomorrow ♪ 1409 01:38:01,793 --> 01:38:03,587 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1410 01:38:03,670 --> 01:38:06,339 ♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪ 1411 01:38:06,423 --> 01:38:08,049 ♪ I'm gonna love you ♪ 1412 01:38:08,133 --> 01:38:12,095 ♪ Let's make it last forever ♪ 1413 01:38:12,178 --> 01:38:15,557 ♪ You live your life on the run ♪ 1414 01:38:15,640 --> 01:38:20,145 ♪ And I see you just a little ♪ 1415 01:38:20,228 --> 01:38:24,065 ♪ But as long as I need someone ♪ 1416 01:38:24,149 --> 01:38:28,445 ♪ I'll keep a light in my window ♪ 1417 01:38:29,446 --> 01:38:31,740 ♪ So promise one thing ♪ 1418 01:38:31,823 --> 01:38:33,617 ♪ Promise one thing ♪ 1419 01:38:33,700 --> 01:38:37,871 ♪ You'll keep me inside of your dreams ♪ 1420 01:38:37,954 --> 01:38:40,248 ♪ 'Cause after tonight ♪ 1421 01:38:40,332 --> 01:38:42,125 ♪ After tonight ♪ 1422 01:38:42,208 --> 01:38:44,753 ♪ If I set you free ♪ 1423 01:38:44,836 --> 01:38:49,090 ♪ Set you free ♪ 1424 01:38:49,174 --> 01:38:51,760 ♪ Set you free ♪ 1425 01:38:51,843 --> 01:38:54,638 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1426 01:38:54,721 --> 01:38:57,223 ♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪ 1427 01:38:57,307 --> 01:38:59,059 ♪ I'm gonna love you ♪ 1428 01:38:59,142 --> 01:39:01,311 ♪ Don't worry 'bout tomorrow ♪ 1429 01:39:01,394 --> 01:39:03,188 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1430 01:39:03,271 --> 01:39:05,565 ♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪ 1431 01:39:05,649 --> 01:39:07,525 ♪ Make it forever ♪ 1432 01:39:07,609 --> 01:39:10,111 ♪ Let's make it last forever ♪ 1433 01:39:10,195 --> 01:39:11,613 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1434 01:39:11,696 --> 01:39:14,324 ♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪ 1435 01:39:14,407 --> 01:39:15,951 ♪ I'm gonna love you ♪ 1436 01:39:16,034 --> 01:39:18,328 ♪ Don't worry 'bout tomorrow ♪ 1437 01:39:18,411 --> 01:39:20,163 ♪ I'm gonna love you ♪ 1438 01:39:20,246 --> 01:39:22,582 ♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪ 1439 01:39:22,666 --> 01:39:24,292 ♪ Oh ♪ 1440 01:39:24,376 --> 01:39:28,713 ♪ Let's make it last forever ♪ 1441 01:39:44,354 --> 01:39:49,109 ♪ Say you'll stay ♪ 1442 01:39:49,192 --> 01:39:54,197 ♪ Stay ♪ 1443 01:39:54,280 --> 01:39:56,783 ♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪ 1444 01:39:56,866 --> 01:39:58,493 ♪ I'm gonna love you ♪ 1445 01:39:58,576 --> 01:40:00,829 ♪ Don't worry 'bout tomorrow ♪ 1446 01:40:00,912 --> 01:40:02,706 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1447 01:40:02,789 --> 01:40:05,291 ♪ Tonight you're mine, baby ♪ 1448 01:40:05,375 --> 01:40:07,043 ♪ Make it forever ♪ 1449 01:40:07,127 --> 01:40:09,587 ♪ Let's make it last forever ♪ 1450 01:40:09,671 --> 01:40:14,634 ♪ I'm gonna love you ♪♪ 102958