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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from HQCINEMAS.COM 2 00:00:07,458 --> 00:00:10,208 NETFLIX PRESENTS 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official HQCINEMAS movies site: HQCINEMAS.COM 4 00:00:52,750 --> 00:00:54,458 {\an8}JESUS' KIND HEART 1984 - 1985 5 00:01:09,333 --> 00:01:11,875 No. No. Oh no. Please, no. 6 00:01:11,958 --> 00:01:14,625 We're gonna beat you up. Just come here, and you'll find out. 7 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:17,083 -No. Please, no. -Dude, come on! 8 00:01:17,166 --> 00:01:19,000 -Come on! -Please don't. No! 9 00:01:19,083 --> 00:01:20,625 Leave me alone, please! 10 00:01:21,250 --> 00:01:23,250 No! No! Please leave me alone! 11 00:01:23,791 --> 00:01:26,333 -No! No! -Keep going. Keep going. 12 00:01:26,416 --> 00:01:29,166 -Come on. Hurry. -Easy. Stay right here. 13 00:01:29,250 --> 00:01:32,208 -Take his glasses off. -Let me see those glasses. 14 00:01:32,708 --> 00:01:35,041 I don't think you're gonna need them anymore, huh? 15 00:01:35,666 --> 00:01:37,000 Throw him in. 16 00:01:37,750 --> 00:01:38,750 Please! No! 17 00:01:43,791 --> 00:01:45,791 -Come on, Pelofrito. -Come on. 18 00:01:45,875 --> 00:01:48,916 Come here. We'll give you a hand. Come. 19 00:01:52,208 --> 00:01:54,916 Come on, we gotta wash your hair. It's dirty and gross. 20 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,916 -Help! -Get out! 21 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,041 -Help! -Come on. Get out! 22 00:01:59,125 --> 00:02:01,416 Are you seriously shitting your pants right now? 23 00:02:02,125 --> 00:02:04,125 Come on, dude. Otherwise, you're gonna drown! 24 00:02:07,291 --> 00:02:08,208 Pelofrito? 25 00:02:08,791 --> 00:02:10,166 What are you doing? 26 00:02:12,125 --> 00:02:13,541 He's stopped moving. 27 00:02:14,541 --> 00:02:16,000 Hey, Pelofrito! 28 00:02:17,958 --> 00:02:19,250 Did we just kill him?! 29 00:02:40,416 --> 00:02:43,416 No, please don't. No, please don't. 30 00:03:14,750 --> 00:03:17,750 Throughout the centuries, the most enigmatic legend of all 31 00:03:17,833 --> 00:03:20,500 is the legend of Azrael the Vampire. 32 00:03:20,583 --> 00:03:25,208 The first accounts of his existence date back to the time of Jesus Christ. 33 00:03:25,291 --> 00:03:28,250 Ever since then, Azrael appeared regularly over the years 34 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:32,041 and became a mysterious creature hiding in the shadows. 35 00:03:32,875 --> 00:03:34,500 An indestructible warrior. 36 00:03:37,875 --> 00:03:39,875 A scholar of all that can't be named. 37 00:03:42,958 --> 00:03:44,666 The leader of darkness. 38 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:55,083 But once we entered the modern era and suffered through two world wars, 39 00:03:55,166 --> 00:03:57,125 he suddenly vanished into thin air. 40 00:03:58,166 --> 00:04:00,500 The impact he had over hundreds of years 41 00:04:00,583 --> 00:04:02,000 went up in smoke. 42 00:04:02,083 --> 00:04:04,666 No witnesses still alive to testify they saw him. 43 00:04:04,750 --> 00:04:07,666 Or to help locate where this fascinating creature is hiding 44 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:09,583 until now… 45 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:27,500 And I've found a lead that might take me to him. 46 00:04:29,041 --> 00:04:30,708 LIDIA ARE YOU SURE? 47 00:04:32,708 --> 00:04:34,375 You don't believe me? 48 00:04:35,416 --> 00:04:37,916 I BELIEVE THAT YOU BELIEVE. THAT'S ENOUGH. 49 00:04:38,958 --> 00:04:41,666 Wow, Lidia. I'm so glad I found you on this forum. 50 00:04:43,916 --> 00:04:44,958 Same here. 51 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:49,583 I can't wait to put a face to your name. 52 00:04:52,666 --> 00:04:54,458 Yep, that'll be awesome. 53 00:04:55,833 --> 00:04:58,791 As I was saying, I have a lead on Azrael the Vampire. 54 00:04:59,708 --> 00:05:01,041 Javi? 55 00:05:01,958 --> 00:05:04,083 Could you warn me before coming in? You're like a ninja. 56 00:05:04,166 --> 00:05:06,541 Son, I've told you three times that dinner's ready. 57 00:05:06,625 --> 00:05:09,291 Come on. Wash your hands. Who knows what you were up to. 58 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:11,375 -I wasn't up to anything. -I'm not judging you. 59 00:05:11,458 --> 00:05:14,041 If I was your age, my dick would look like a monkey's butthole. 60 00:05:14,125 --> 00:05:16,458 -All red. -I beg you to stop. 61 00:05:16,541 --> 00:05:18,791 I mean, nowadays, everything is all messed up. 62 00:05:18,875 --> 00:05:21,291 Between the hentai porn comics, you know, 63 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:22,500 and fast-fucking… 64 00:05:23,041 --> 00:05:24,041 Fist-fucking. 65 00:05:24,125 --> 00:05:26,416 -Where did you learn that? -I don't know. 66 00:05:26,958 --> 00:05:29,791 I thought it was "fast" because you wanna be done ASAP. 67 00:05:29,875 --> 00:05:32,500 To have someone put a fist up there, all the way to your jugular, 68 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:33,541 that's just nasty. 69 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:35,291 Oh gosh, I thought it was "fast." 70 00:05:37,291 --> 00:05:39,958 In my teenage years, we had those perfume commercials. 71 00:05:40,041 --> 00:05:41,416 They were all we needed. 72 00:05:41,916 --> 00:05:43,041 I trust you. 73 00:05:44,416 --> 00:05:45,583 What's for dinner? 74 00:05:45,666 --> 00:05:47,000 Well, something yummy. 75 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:49,500 Right. And easy to defrost. 76 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:50,875 Yeah. Correct. 77 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:55,875 Oh man! 78 00:05:56,416 --> 00:05:57,833 "Lidia." 79 00:05:58,666 --> 00:06:02,250 Seriously? Goodness gracious. What the heck is that? 80 00:06:05,875 --> 00:06:08,541 We're back again on my YouTube channel, guys. 81 00:06:08,625 --> 00:06:09,666 Putastakeinit. 82 00:06:13,791 --> 00:06:17,000 Vale, maybe my last investigation on shawarmas 83 00:06:17,083 --> 00:06:20,708 that potentially turn people into zombies has caused me severe diarrhea. 84 00:06:24,958 --> 00:06:27,500 But this time, I'm onto something really huge. 85 00:06:28,166 --> 00:06:31,208 A few years ago, several kids went missing in my neighborhood. 86 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:35,208 They said some pervert had done it, and case closed. 87 00:06:35,291 --> 00:06:36,208 Ha! 88 00:06:37,541 --> 00:06:39,000 Careful! 89 00:06:42,083 --> 00:06:45,375 A guy in my class disappeared last weekend. His name was Borja. 90 00:06:45,458 --> 00:06:46,625 Just a classic asshole. 91 00:06:47,666 --> 00:06:50,958 And they said that the same pervert had done it. 92 00:06:51,041 --> 00:06:52,916 Yet I'm actually convinced 93 00:06:53,666 --> 00:06:56,875 that the reason why these kids disappeared like this, 94 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,041 has to be 95 00:06:58,833 --> 00:06:59,833 supernatural. 96 00:07:01,416 --> 00:07:02,416 A vampire. 97 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:04,208 Hang onto your hats now! 98 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:08,125 Because I've discovered that creature from darkness. 99 00:07:08,916 --> 00:07:12,541 And now nothing will stand between this hungry monster looking for blood, 100 00:07:14,041 --> 00:07:15,625 and me. 101 00:07:19,791 --> 00:07:22,958 Well, except my mother, who cleaned up my bedroom. 102 00:07:24,625 --> 00:07:27,541 Mommy! Where's the sharpener I use for my stakes? 103 00:07:27,625 --> 00:07:29,708 In your drawer as usual! 104 00:07:29,791 --> 00:07:31,000 It's not in the drawer. 105 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:32,958 Don't make me come and find it for you! 106 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:37,250 Followers, I'm serious. 107 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:40,166 If I die, remember… 108 00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:41,875 I'm serious, remember. 109 00:07:42,666 --> 00:07:45,500 It'll be all my mom's fault 'cause she's obsessed with cleaning my room! 110 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:13,666 Sister Learza! Sister Learza! 111 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:16,958 Here are the posters we did for poor Borja. 112 00:08:17,041 --> 00:08:18,666 MISSING 113 00:08:21,875 --> 00:08:24,375 Uh, it's the only photo we found on his Facebook. 114 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,166 I think you should try again. 115 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:30,333 I hope he's all right and that this deviant man isn't hurting him or anything. 116 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:33,625 I'm sure he's a deviant. He must be sodomizing our boy. 117 00:08:34,416 --> 00:08:36,708 I'm sure he'll come back to us safe and sound. 118 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:39,291 God would not allow any other outcome. 119 00:08:43,916 --> 00:08:45,666 Day after tomorrow, 120 00:08:45,750 --> 00:08:48,291 we'll go inside the lab and rescue those poor little creatures. 121 00:08:50,083 --> 00:08:52,000 Like Greta says, "You act first and think later." 122 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:53,416 She never said that. 123 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:55,625 Sara, I can't do this without you. 124 00:08:55,708 --> 00:08:56,916 You're coming for sure, right? 125 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:00,291 Otherwise, I'll tickle you! Huh? Huh? Huh? 126 00:09:05,291 --> 00:09:06,916 Stop it! That was my tit! 127 00:09:27,708 --> 00:09:28,625 Careful. 128 00:09:29,625 --> 00:09:31,375 Dude. 129 00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:34,541 Get outta the way, dude. You loser! 130 00:09:40,125 --> 00:09:41,458 Hello, Sara. 131 00:09:41,541 --> 00:09:44,041 Have you thought it over? Wanna date me? 132 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,416 You're not her type. 133 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:49,375 Well, it didn't really seem that way when we used to make out all those times. 134 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:53,833 Manu, that was back in daycare. And we were two years old. 135 00:09:53,916 --> 00:09:55,208 I know, but… 136 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,500 but I still remember that too. 137 00:09:58,166 --> 00:09:59,916 I'll try to explain again, asshole. 138 00:10:00,416 --> 00:10:02,125 Sara has nothing to do with a perv 139 00:10:02,208 --> 00:10:04,708 who sends photos of his limp dick to all the girls. 140 00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:07,583 Sara-- Sara, that's not my photo! 141 00:10:07,666 --> 00:10:09,291 I-- I swear it's not, Sara! 142 00:10:10,458 --> 00:10:13,083 -Hey, what are you doing? Stop! -Hey! 143 00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:18,416 You wanna hit a disabled girl? 144 00:10:18,916 --> 00:10:19,750 Come on. 145 00:10:20,416 --> 00:10:22,000 Go ahead. Make my day, dude. 146 00:10:22,083 --> 00:10:25,041 Dude, let's go. Come on. You're not gonna hit a disabled girl. 147 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,666 Come on, bro. 148 00:10:33,375 --> 00:10:34,291 Tss! 149 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:45,833 Dude! 150 00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:48,875 Guess what I hate most in this world? 151 00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:50,625 Hm. A loss by Real Madrid? 152 00:10:53,375 --> 00:10:55,833 Yes. And what's my number two? 153 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,000 A win by Barcelona? 154 00:10:58,083 --> 00:10:59,250 And my number three? 155 00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:02,041 Don't answer-- You don't need to answer 'cause I'll tell you. 156 00:11:02,666 --> 00:11:04,750 I just hate all those fat fucks like you. 157 00:11:04,833 --> 00:11:07,708 The reason why I'm obese has to do with some bad genes I have. 158 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:11,875 And also the tortillas my mom makes. They're so yummy, I gotta say. 159 00:11:11,958 --> 00:11:14,916 If you really wanna blame someone, how 'bout you call her? 160 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,250 How about I choke you with your fucking cellphone?! 161 00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:19,708 That's it. Get him! 162 00:11:19,791 --> 00:11:21,666 -Get off me! -Fight, guys! 163 00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:23,458 Come on! Let's go, man! 164 00:11:23,541 --> 00:11:25,583 Manu, stop it! Stop being such a butthole! 165 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,833 If you beg me, I'll stop right now, Sara. 166 00:11:28,916 --> 00:11:30,916 Come on! 167 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,250 -Get off! -Knock it off! 168 00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:36,458 Did you hear that? 169 00:11:39,291 --> 00:11:40,708 Looks like our new friend 170 00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:43,666 doesn't quite understand how things work in here. 171 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:52,375 I'm gonna make your life fucking impossible, you fucking idiot. 172 00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:00,041 Let me remind you, José Manuel Fernández Gutiérrez, 173 00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:02,041 that I am the only one in this high school 174 00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:05,208 who will ever make anyone's life impossible, okay? 175 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:12,333 Hello! 176 00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:18,375 You're Juan, right? 177 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:20,833 Javi. 178 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:24,083 Javi. Javi. Nice to meet you. I'm Sara. 179 00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:26,958 We haven't even met yet, and we're halfway into the semester. 180 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:30,666 Can I have it back? 181 00:12:31,291 --> 00:12:32,125 Huh? 182 00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:35,666 Oh, I'm sorry. 183 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:38,833 I like what you said about Diego. No one else said anything. 184 00:12:38,916 --> 00:12:42,708 -No one really likes him. He's special. -But you like him, correct? 185 00:12:42,791 --> 00:12:44,333 Yeah. 186 00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:46,541 He and I like the same stuff. I'm a little freaky. 187 00:12:46,625 --> 00:12:48,750 Oh, you mean you're into vampires. 188 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:51,541 How did you know that? 189 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:53,833 Hey! Huh? 190 00:12:53,916 --> 00:12:56,625 Hey, loser! Yes, you, yeah. 191 00:12:56,708 --> 00:12:58,291 -Tss! Come over here. -I gotta go. 192 00:12:58,375 --> 00:12:59,916 We need to talk. Come here! Hey! 193 00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:03,291 Go get him, guys! Go! 194 00:13:03,791 --> 00:13:05,708 -Dude! -Only pussies run away! 195 00:13:05,791 --> 00:13:08,625 So, um, how 'bout we go out for a drink tonight? 196 00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:09,708 No way. 197 00:13:17,458 --> 00:13:22,125 {\an8}HOLLYBLOOD FORUM AZRAEL NEW MESSAGE 198 00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:25,666 I finally talked to him! 199 00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:27,166 To Javi? 200 00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:30,083 Hm? 201 00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:31,000 Who's Javi? 202 00:13:33,666 --> 00:13:35,291 No one. Keep going. 203 00:13:36,791 --> 00:13:39,041 Remember that I had a lead on Azrael the Vampire? 204 00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:40,708 Yes… 205 00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:44,583 He sent me a message on the forum, and we're gonna meet! 206 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:48,583 And guess where? At the premiere of the HollyBlood movie! 207 00:13:49,541 --> 00:13:52,333 You could come to the premiere with me. That way we can meet too. 208 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:54,625 You game? 209 00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:02,041 HOLLYBLOOD FORUM LIDIA OFFLINE 210 00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:04,541 Dad, that's me. You're not supposed to shoot at me. 211 00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:07,416 This is really complicated. It's just not for me. 212 00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:10,166 Oh man. Wow! This is harder than the army. 213 00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:11,791 Dad, throw a grenade. 214 00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:13,750 -What? -Throw it. 215 00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:14,833 ELIMINATED 216 00:14:14,916 --> 00:14:16,041 Oh, he killed me before… 217 00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:17,791 That's great, huh? 218 00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:20,333 I love that we hang out together. This is amazing. 219 00:14:22,291 --> 00:14:23,208 I guess so. 220 00:14:23,291 --> 00:14:25,875 That's for you. I bought you a-- a new video game. 221 00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:28,250 Are you serious? The one I mentioned the other day? 222 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:32,291 Not the one you mentioned the other day. However, I hope you like it. 223 00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:41,291 -I think they made a mistake at the store. -No, son. No. They didn't mess up. No. 224 00:14:42,791 --> 00:14:46,791 "Be a princess and tame your unicorns." What do you expect me to do with that? 225 00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:50,333 All right, listen, uh, you're batting for the other team. 226 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:52,458 -What? -I'm sorry. 227 00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:55,083 You know, guys find this word offensive. I, uh, um-- 228 00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:56,916 I'm-- Uh. You're a fairy. 229 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,500 Now we say "gay." 230 00:14:58,583 --> 00:15:00,750 And it wouldn't matter if I was. But I'm not. 231 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:04,375 Come on, well, then you're bi. Just-- Just-- Just-- Bifidus, hm? 232 00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:07,500 Bi-transexual, bi-trans-gay, and gay-curious? 233 00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:10,541 Sorry, I'm a little narrow-minded. I mean, I grew up in the '80s. 234 00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:13,333 I can tell. What's wrong with you? 235 00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:16,625 Well, the other day, I happened to see the web page where 236 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,333 you were pretending to be Lidia. 237 00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:22,416 I saw all those naked guys without shirts, and I thought, "He's something." 238 00:15:22,916 --> 00:15:24,041 It's not how it looks. 239 00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:28,041 It's no problem, son. It's no problem. You won't give me any grandkids, 240 00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:31,125 but you'll adopt a Chinese kid, and I'll love it just as much-- 241 00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:34,458 -I'm not gonna adopt a Chinese kid. -Or a Black kid. Any color is fine. 242 00:15:34,541 --> 00:15:37,166 You know what? Next year, we'll join the float at Gay Pride. 243 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:38,833 -In a thong! Why not? -Papa, listen. 244 00:15:38,916 --> 00:15:41,666 -Let me explain. All right? -Okay. 245 00:15:42,958 --> 00:15:45,458 Sara is a girl I just met at my new school. 246 00:15:45,541 --> 00:15:49,833 And I-- I mean, I've never had the courage to go talk to her because I-- I'm too shy. 247 00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:53,500 But one day, I overheard her saying she's into vampires and HollyBlood 248 00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:55,541 and that she's in a chatroom, and so I… 249 00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:59,041 Well, I figured I'd join it and, um, maybe pretend I'm Lidia. 250 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,250 But why pretend? 251 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,291 Just to chat a little. Nothing more. 252 00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:05,875 But the problem is, it's all getting trickier and trickier, 253 00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:08,791 and she wants to meet in person at the premiere of the vampire movie. 254 00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:11,791 And now there's some pervert, a psychopath, pretending he's a vampire 255 00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:12,833 and wants to meet her. 256 00:16:12,916 --> 00:16:15,833 So I don't want her to go on her own, but the problem is 257 00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:18,833 how can I be honest with her? 258 00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:22,708 Man, I guess I'd rather you were a fruit, actually. 259 00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:26,125 I-- I'm sorry, gay. Gay, right? 260 00:16:28,625 --> 00:16:29,916 Tomorrow is the big day. 261 00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:32,416 Thanks to my associate… 262 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,500 …Samanthaxulita, 263 00:16:35,666 --> 00:16:38,333 I've worked out that the vampire Azrael 264 00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:41,125 will be at the premiere of that crappy movie, 265 00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:43,833 HollyBlood. 266 00:16:46,916 --> 00:16:50,291 I will avenge the death of those kids. 267 00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:52,166 And nothing is going to stop me. 268 00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:03,000 Mommy, uh, 269 00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:04,916 the zipper on my jacket's broken. 270 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,000 Then wear the fleece shirt you got from your grandma. 271 00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:10,583 Dearest followers, 272 00:17:11,416 --> 00:17:13,708 if I'm murdered, remember, it'll be my mother's fault 273 00:17:13,791 --> 00:17:15,916 because she buys shit coats at a mediocre market. 274 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,541 The slippers, apparently, are great quality. 275 00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:27,666 And pretty too. 276 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:33,083 Here you go. I'm sorry, I lost the gift receipt. 277 00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:36,500 Don't worry about it. It should be fine. 278 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000 Hey, listen, son. 279 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:42,541 I don't know much about video games, but I know a lot about love. 280 00:17:43,791 --> 00:17:47,541 Mom was seeing your best friend for two years, and you didn't even notice. 281 00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:50,458 Okay. Okay. Let's just ignore this tiny little detail. 282 00:17:50,541 --> 00:17:51,958 I know a lot on this matter. 283 00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:56,291 So, quick question. Uh, that girl you like, Sara, 284 00:17:56,791 --> 00:17:58,333 does she have fun with Lidia? 285 00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,541 -So much. -Okay. 286 00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:04,375 And is she comfortable talking about anything with Lidia? 287 00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:08,416 Okay. 288 00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:10,916 So, even though you're pretending you're Lidia, 289 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,458 she actually likes the real person that's hiding. 290 00:18:13,958 --> 00:18:14,791 She does. 291 00:18:16,166 --> 00:18:18,250 Unless she's a lesbian. Is she a lesbian? 292 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,041 Hm. I don't think so. 293 00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:24,041 All right. So, in that case, just be honest with her. 294 00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:26,916 Deal? 295 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:57,333 AZRAEL, HERE'S MY PHOTO, SO YOU RECOGNIZE ME. 296 00:18:57,416 --> 00:18:58,458 I'M BY THE ENTRANCE 297 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:19,458 I swear that bloodsucker's here! But vampires don't show on camera! 298 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:36,291 Where are you, bloodsucking vampire motherfucker?! 299 00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:38,916 What are you talking about, fatty? 300 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,916 Take back everything you just said about vampires. 301 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,916 Vampires are monsters who murder 302 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,333 and not romantic HollyBlood shit. 303 00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:46,666 Wait. Vampires are magical. 304 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:50,041 Vampires are dead, which means you like necrophilia. 305 00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:51,208 Into what? 306 00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:53,458 Stamp collecting, you know? 307 00:19:53,541 --> 00:19:54,458 Oh, okay. 308 00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:57,166 Plus, they're hundreds of years old. 309 00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:59,500 So, technically, you're in love with old people. 310 00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:01,250 -What the heck?! -That's obscene. 311 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,833 -What the hell-- Get outta here! -Who do you think you are? 312 00:20:03,916 --> 00:20:05,708 Get outta here! 313 00:20:12,541 --> 00:20:13,375 Juan! 314 00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:16,666 Are you a fan of HollyBlood? 315 00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:18,125 Oh hey. Wait up. 316 00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:20,916 Perhaps we can talk for a minute? Just before you go inside? 317 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,166 Talk about what? 318 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,625 Hey! Careful! 319 00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:48,833 -Wow! What are you doing?! -What the heck?! 320 00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:49,916 Well, hello. 321 00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:30,666 I know that you're a vampire, 322 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,291 and I'm willing to take the risk. 323 00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:36,958 Holly, I gotta tell you, 324 00:21:37,041 --> 00:21:39,958 although I'm a supernatural vampire who is hundreds of years old, 325 00:21:40,041 --> 00:21:41,916 who has traveled the world fleeing the sun, 326 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,291 from the Caspian Sea to the Far East, I've never met anyone like you. 327 00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:54,375 Holly! 328 00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:04,250 Stop kissing that vampire, 329 00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:05,958 and kiss me instead. 330 00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:08,541 Because I am a werewolf, 331 00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:11,958 and I will fight for your love. 332 00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:23,916 Holly! 333 00:22:27,583 --> 00:22:29,166 As this county's sheriff, 334 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:32,166 I will not allow a war between werewolves and vampires. 335 00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:35,041 And why aren't you wearing a shirt, Sheriff? 336 00:22:35,916 --> 00:22:39,625 Because I spilled my coffee while I was driving. In the squad car. 337 00:22:42,458 --> 00:22:44,041 Dearest followers, 338 00:22:44,791 --> 00:22:46,291 a vampire has no reflection. 339 00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:48,625 -Shh! -Shh! 340 00:22:51,625 --> 00:22:54,708 Basically, wherever there's a gap, there he is. 341 00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:12,583 -Hey. Hey, what the heck are you doing? -Shh! I'm filming a vampire! Jesus! 342 00:23:13,416 --> 00:23:14,250 Sorry. 343 00:23:17,291 --> 00:23:19,500 Oh, come on! 344 00:23:20,375 --> 00:23:22,208 Go bootleg at some other film premiere. 345 00:23:23,708 --> 00:23:25,041 Get off! Let me explain. 346 00:23:25,125 --> 00:23:28,791 The vampire is here, but I need you to clear the theater so I can find him. 347 00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:30,458 Get out of here. 348 00:23:31,375 --> 00:23:33,750 The lead actor is at the entrance signing autographs! 349 00:24:15,916 --> 00:24:17,083 Dearest followers, 350 00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:20,291 it seems that the new kid in my class is unnaturally strong. 351 00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:21,833 He may be another vampire. 352 00:24:28,041 --> 00:24:29,583 Get out! Get outta here! 353 00:24:36,458 --> 00:24:39,500 Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! 354 00:24:39,583 --> 00:24:40,708 He's a hero! 355 00:24:42,958 --> 00:24:45,000 -Bravo! -Bravo! 356 00:24:47,708 --> 00:24:49,416 How did you stop the scaffolding? 357 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:03,166 And the new kid at school saved me. Juan. 358 00:25:03,250 --> 00:25:04,333 Javi. 359 00:25:05,916 --> 00:25:07,791 Did I tell you about him? 360 00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:11,583 I think so. Keep going. 361 00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:17,916 Well, Javi saved my life. It was supernatural. 362 00:25:23,041 --> 00:25:25,500 What if Javi is actually the vampire Azrael? 363 00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:29,916 Javi joined the school not long after I started looking for Azrael. 364 00:25:30,416 --> 00:25:31,458 So? 365 00:25:32,583 --> 00:25:34,583 Maybe he found out I was trying to find him 366 00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:38,083 and pretended to be a new student so he could keep a close eye on me. 367 00:25:38,166 --> 00:25:39,833 And see if I could be trusted. 368 00:25:39,916 --> 00:25:41,958 Plus, he knew I was into vampires. 369 00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:44,083 What do you think? 370 00:25:44,166 --> 00:25:46,333 Am I crazy, or am I right? 371 00:25:47,083 --> 00:25:48,333 You're crazy. 372 00:25:48,833 --> 00:25:50,208 I wish he was Azrael. 373 00:25:50,291 --> 00:25:52,625 I wouldn't be able to resist getting to know him. 374 00:26:01,875 --> 00:26:03,625 That's the only explanation. 375 00:26:04,916 --> 00:26:06,250 Javi is Azrael. 376 00:26:29,833 --> 00:26:31,625 {\an8}MISSING 377 00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:39,333 Dear loyal followers of putastakeinit… 378 00:26:40,208 --> 00:26:41,500 I have holy water. 379 00:26:42,041 --> 00:26:45,291 Now we'll see if my classmate, Javier, actually is a vampire. 380 00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:55,500 Uh, it's for an experiment in science class. 381 00:27:02,791 --> 00:27:05,208 We'll get inside the lab and set them free. 382 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:07,875 Thanks to us, those poor animals will be free again. 383 00:27:10,666 --> 00:27:11,625 Are you listening? 384 00:27:12,333 --> 00:27:13,291 Mm-hm. 385 00:27:22,666 --> 00:27:23,833 How's school going? 386 00:27:26,041 --> 00:27:28,541 -Not so bad. -So why'd your family move here? 387 00:27:28,625 --> 00:27:31,250 My parents recently divorced, and I went to live with my father. 388 00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:32,291 Yeah. 389 00:27:32,375 --> 00:27:33,458 Clearly. 390 00:27:34,416 --> 00:27:36,375 -What? -No, no, stuff like that happens. 391 00:27:41,416 --> 00:27:43,625 Want some? It's blood sausage. 392 00:27:43,708 --> 00:27:45,416 Not for me, thanks. Blood sausage, 393 00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:47,208 it upsets my stomach. 394 00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:49,416 Come on. It's a blood sausage sandwich. 395 00:27:50,041 --> 00:27:51,750 Kinda like any other blood sausage, no? 396 00:27:56,166 --> 00:27:58,166 Want some water? It's truly divine. 397 00:27:58,250 --> 00:27:59,083 No. Thank you. 398 00:27:59,166 --> 00:28:00,791 -You sure? -It's really okay. 399 00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:02,958 I have my own water. 400 00:28:08,416 --> 00:28:10,250 Why are you staring at the new student? 401 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,000 I'm not staring. 402 00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:31,041 Are you okay? 403 00:28:31,125 --> 00:28:32,083 You all right? 404 00:28:33,708 --> 00:28:35,458 Hey, are you okay? Hey! 405 00:28:39,708 --> 00:28:41,000 -My eye! -I'm sorry. 406 00:28:42,458 --> 00:28:44,666 Sorry. Sorry. 407 00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:47,333 -That's so gross! -Hey, I gotta go, okay? 408 00:28:47,875 --> 00:28:49,666 Nice meeting you.I guess. 409 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,458 Come on. Come on. Guys, run. Come on. 410 00:28:53,541 --> 00:28:56,166 You're sleeping. Come on! José, get those legs up. 411 00:28:56,708 --> 00:28:58,041 MISSING 412 00:28:59,666 --> 00:29:00,500 Come on! 413 00:29:02,166 --> 00:29:04,708 Your secret's safe with me, Azrael. 414 00:29:09,375 --> 00:29:10,458 You figured me out. 415 00:29:11,375 --> 00:29:12,458 I knew it. 416 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,916 You found out I was following you and decided to infiltrate the school 417 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,458 to see if I could be trusted. 418 00:29:18,041 --> 00:29:18,875 Exactly. 419 00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:20,791 Then that whole thing happened at the opening, 420 00:29:20,875 --> 00:29:22,708 and you had to reveal your identity. 421 00:29:22,791 --> 00:29:23,791 Precisely. 422 00:29:23,875 --> 00:29:27,250 And you ran off because you didn't want the police asking any questions. 423 00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:29,208 Oh wow! You're right, of course. 424 00:29:29,291 --> 00:29:33,458 Come on, guys, you need to run in case a sodomite tries to abduct you. 425 00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:36,750 Just like that poor kid, Borja. 426 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,791 That's a very impressive tactic. 427 00:29:43,583 --> 00:29:44,416 What is? 428 00:29:45,208 --> 00:29:47,791 Passing yourself off as some wimp who's out of shape 429 00:29:47,875 --> 00:29:49,166 so that you go unnoticed. 430 00:29:49,916 --> 00:29:51,458 It's the perfect cover. 431 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:54,500 Actually, it's not that perfect. 432 00:29:54,583 --> 00:29:58,000 I have something to ask you, but I understand if you say no. 433 00:29:58,083 --> 00:30:00,083 Would you like to meet up with me later? 434 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:02,416 Hey, loser! 435 00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:07,375 It's just… I have so many questions for you and-- 436 00:30:07,458 --> 00:30:10,125 -I understand if you don't wanna. -No, of course. 437 00:30:11,083 --> 00:30:13,500 -And where? -At my house. 438 00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:37,666 I don't know why you were talking to my girl, but don't do it again. 439 00:30:37,750 --> 00:30:38,833 Are we clear? 440 00:30:43,791 --> 00:30:46,875 Good job, man. Good job. What a fucking loser. 441 00:31:01,333 --> 00:31:03,791 Azrael's nothing like what I imagined. 442 00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:05,166 How so? 443 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,708 Because he's kind, sweet, gentle, 444 00:31:08,791 --> 00:31:09,958 and pretty cute. 445 00:31:13,791 --> 00:31:15,125 You think he's cute? 446 00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:19,541 Yes, but something doesn't make sense. 447 00:31:20,208 --> 00:31:23,166 His eyes and skin. They look almost human. 448 00:31:26,291 --> 00:31:27,291 So what? 449 00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:31,666 I don't know. It's strange. It doesn't fit with everything I've read. 450 00:31:37,625 --> 00:31:39,916 HOLLYBLOOD MAKEUP TUTORIAL 451 00:31:54,541 --> 00:31:57,083 Relax. It's what I really look like. 452 00:31:57,166 --> 00:32:00,708 I always wear makeup to look human and put on contacts to go unnoticed. 453 00:32:01,875 --> 00:32:03,083 Who is it, Sara? 454 00:32:03,583 --> 00:32:05,791 A classmate from my high school, Grandma. 455 00:32:12,416 --> 00:32:13,333 You can do it? 456 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:14,833 Do what? 457 00:32:14,916 --> 00:32:16,625 Go in someone's house without being invited. 458 00:32:16,708 --> 00:32:18,666 But you-- You-- Earlier today… 459 00:32:20,208 --> 00:32:21,666 I misunderstood you, I guess. 460 00:32:22,416 --> 00:32:24,291 That's all right. I'll just go. 461 00:32:24,375 --> 00:32:25,208 No! 462 00:32:25,708 --> 00:32:28,458 It's just that vampires can't enter a place unless they're invited. 463 00:32:28,541 --> 00:32:29,666 Or so I thought. 464 00:32:30,541 --> 00:32:34,208 Yes. But since you invited me during our class, 465 00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:35,750 that was enough. 466 00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:48,333 Here's almost everything that's ever been written about your species. 467 00:32:48,916 --> 00:32:49,833 That's great. 468 00:32:49,916 --> 00:32:53,958 Well, what could I show you that you don't already know? 469 00:32:55,250 --> 00:32:56,750 Is it true that you can turn into mist? 470 00:32:57,708 --> 00:32:59,291 Well, I wouldn't call it mist. 471 00:33:00,083 --> 00:33:01,500 It's more like a haze. 472 00:33:01,583 --> 00:33:03,416 What about the whole being-in-sunlight thing? 473 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:07,916 -Huh. That's terrible for us. -But I've seen you in broad daylight. 474 00:33:08,791 --> 00:33:11,583 What I mean is, we need to put on sunscreen constantly. 475 00:33:11,666 --> 00:33:15,208 Of course, otherwise, our skin burns, just like gringos in Mallorca. 476 00:33:18,041 --> 00:33:19,041 Really? 477 00:33:19,750 --> 00:33:21,375 Really? 478 00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:24,500 You're stalling because you don't wanna give away your secrets. 479 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:25,958 You figured me out. 480 00:33:26,750 --> 00:33:29,041 If this information fell into the wrong hands, 481 00:33:29,125 --> 00:33:30,833 that could be extremely dangerous. 482 00:33:32,791 --> 00:33:34,750 -And there's one more thing. -Tell me. 483 00:33:36,541 --> 00:33:38,708 Have you ever killed anyone? Even without meaning to-- 484 00:33:38,791 --> 00:33:42,458 No! Never, no. Of course, I don't-- I don't even drink human blood. 485 00:33:42,541 --> 00:33:43,625 So how do you survive? 486 00:33:43,708 --> 00:33:44,875 Well, I'm a vegan vampire. 487 00:33:46,208 --> 00:33:48,375 -What? -The only blood I drink is synthetic. 488 00:33:48,875 --> 00:33:51,000 Ever had soy milk? Well, I drink soy blood. 489 00:33:51,083 --> 00:33:52,166 It's very similar. 490 00:33:52,750 --> 00:33:55,083 It's not that great. But you kinda get used to it. 491 00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:58,750 -Have you ever managed to-- -Your mother was gorgeous. 492 00:33:59,625 --> 00:34:02,166 How did you know she was my mom? 493 00:34:05,916 --> 00:34:09,125 Because I can read your mind. That's one of my powers. 494 00:34:09,833 --> 00:34:12,541 Relax, I only did it to make sure you were trustworthy. 495 00:34:12,625 --> 00:34:15,541 -But I won't do it again. -No. No. And what else? 496 00:34:17,166 --> 00:34:20,041 Well, I can tell that you're a girl that's really into vampires. 497 00:34:20,125 --> 00:34:21,250 Now that's cheating. 498 00:34:22,666 --> 00:34:25,708 Because when you were young, your mom took you to watch horror movies, 499 00:34:25,791 --> 00:34:27,166 but they didn't scare you. 500 00:34:27,250 --> 00:34:30,083 Because she explained that monsters really did exist, 501 00:34:30,625 --> 00:34:33,333 and that meant incredible things could happen in the world. 502 00:34:33,416 --> 00:34:34,833 What else do you see? 503 00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:39,000 I see a girl who isn't scared of anything. 504 00:34:40,416 --> 00:34:41,875 Other than dancing in public. 505 00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:45,333 That's right. 506 00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:48,041 And if she ever did do it, which isn't likely, 507 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:51,458 she'd only do it with someone special. 508 00:34:53,083 --> 00:34:54,416 Oh wow! 509 00:34:55,625 --> 00:34:58,833 I never told anyone that. Well, just my friend Lidia. 510 00:34:58,916 --> 00:35:01,291 -If you like, I can write to her and-- -No! No. 511 00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:03,291 No, no, no. 512 00:35:03,375 --> 00:35:05,250 Because no one else can know who I really am. 513 00:35:06,583 --> 00:35:08,708 Imagine. It'd be over for me. 514 00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:11,166 Okay. You're right. 515 00:35:12,583 --> 00:35:13,583 You can trust me. 516 00:35:21,625 --> 00:35:23,541 Man, it's Carmen! She actually did it. 517 00:35:24,208 --> 00:35:25,416 Do you like animals? 518 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:27,333 Hm? 519 00:35:32,125 --> 00:35:33,500 All right, you ready? 520 00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:35,833 On your marks, 521 00:35:36,583 --> 00:35:37,541 get set… 522 00:35:38,333 --> 00:35:40,958 Uh! That girl! Look! 523 00:35:41,041 --> 00:35:42,291 That little ninja! 524 00:35:42,958 --> 00:35:44,291 I'll show that rascal. 525 00:35:46,208 --> 00:35:47,458 Hey! Wait for me! 526 00:35:47,541 --> 00:35:49,333 Damn it, it's locked. 527 00:35:50,875 --> 00:35:53,041 You're late, Sara! And what's he doing here? 528 00:35:53,125 --> 00:35:55,333 -Javi can open the door. -A wimp like him? 529 00:35:56,416 --> 00:35:58,708 Please, we need to use your gift. 530 00:35:59,208 --> 00:36:01,541 I don't think this door will be a problem for you. 531 00:36:01,625 --> 00:36:02,625 No. 532 00:36:05,458 --> 00:36:08,083 Sorry, I really don't know if I should be doing this. 533 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:11,875 Oh! You're saying that you support those global cosmetics labs 534 00:36:11,958 --> 00:36:14,541 testing their products on poor, innocent animals, huh? 535 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,000 Fine. 536 00:36:21,666 --> 00:36:22,666 Here we go. 537 00:36:28,416 --> 00:36:29,666 Hm. 538 00:36:45,625 --> 00:36:46,541 Whatever happens, 539 00:36:47,458 --> 00:36:48,791 don't hold it against me. 540 00:36:59,833 --> 00:37:02,208 -I'm sorry! Sir! Are you all right? -Don't move! 541 00:37:02,291 --> 00:37:03,583 No, man! No-- No. 542 00:37:03,666 --> 00:37:05,125 Get down! 543 00:37:05,208 --> 00:37:08,250 Sara! Abort plan! Abort plan! Let's get outta here immediately! 544 00:37:08,333 --> 00:37:10,625 Wait, kid! We're not gonna hurt you! 545 00:37:10,708 --> 00:37:12,708 -Don't move! -No! 546 00:37:18,458 --> 00:37:21,375 You stopped the bullet? 547 00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:24,916 Let's go! 548 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,958 No, man. It was a blank. 549 00:37:35,625 --> 00:37:37,625 They'll catch us! 550 00:37:37,708 --> 00:37:39,458 Why didn't we just fly away? 551 00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:43,041 I couldn't. Police cars all have cameras. 552 00:37:58,208 --> 00:38:00,791 I know somewhere we can go. Okay? 553 00:38:02,125 --> 00:38:03,125 Yeah. 554 00:38:19,208 --> 00:38:20,458 What are you doing? 555 00:38:20,958 --> 00:38:22,291 Going into my house. 556 00:38:23,250 --> 00:38:24,250 Into your house? 557 00:38:25,708 --> 00:38:26,958 Well, it's rented. 558 00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:32,666 What about all the castles and mansions I read about? 559 00:38:34,041 --> 00:38:34,875 I lost 'em. 560 00:38:35,625 --> 00:38:36,625 Come on, come in. 561 00:38:51,708 --> 00:38:54,333 Nice. It looks just like a teenager's room. 562 00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:57,416 Sure. That's because I had to get my cover right. 563 00:38:58,125 --> 00:39:00,166 So the neighbors wouldn't get suspicious. 564 00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:06,666 BE A PRINCESS AND UNICORN TAMER 565 00:39:07,250 --> 00:39:10,458 Although you're off target here. Who would own this video game? 566 00:39:18,166 --> 00:39:19,000 Thanks. 567 00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:20,666 I know this is new to you. 568 00:39:21,166 --> 00:39:22,000 What is? 569 00:39:22,625 --> 00:39:24,750 Inviting a mortal into your sanctuary. 570 00:39:25,625 --> 00:39:26,916 It makes me feel special. 571 00:39:31,791 --> 00:39:34,250 Although I'm an immortal vampire who is hundreds of years old 572 00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:36,083 and has traveled the world fleeing the sun, 573 00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:38,750 from the Caspian Sea to the Far Orient, 574 00:39:38,833 --> 00:39:40,750 I've never met anyone like you before. 575 00:39:42,708 --> 00:39:43,875 That's from HollyBlood. 576 00:39:44,833 --> 00:39:45,666 Oh. 577 00:39:50,791 --> 00:39:54,625 Okay, I guess you see me as some lovestruck little teenager 578 00:39:54,708 --> 00:39:55,875 who's into rom-coms. 579 00:39:55,958 --> 00:39:56,833 No. 580 00:39:57,458 --> 00:39:58,875 But do you know something? 581 00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:02,708 I'm not so naive after all. 582 00:40:07,875 --> 00:40:09,750 All this is really weird. 583 00:40:09,833 --> 00:40:11,041 Yeah. You're telling me. 584 00:40:12,708 --> 00:40:14,333 It's like I already knew you. 585 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:23,708 -Who's that? -Sorry, I didn't know you guys were… 586 00:40:25,708 --> 00:40:29,666 Wait. What did you do to your face? You're wearing contacts. Look at you. 587 00:40:29,750 --> 00:40:32,541 Hello. I'm Fernando. Javi's father. 588 00:40:33,583 --> 00:40:35,041 -How are you? -Ah, he's your papa? 589 00:40:35,125 --> 00:40:37,208 No, no, no. He's not my papa. 590 00:40:37,291 --> 00:40:39,458 Of course I'm your father, who else would I be? 591 00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:44,000 Calm down, Svenjorgenskrunghdol… the third. 592 00:40:44,625 --> 00:40:46,958 -No need to pretend in front of her. -Why would I pretend? 593 00:40:47,041 --> 00:40:48,375 What did you just call me? 594 00:40:48,958 --> 00:40:50,458 -This is Sara. -Sara? 595 00:40:51,833 --> 00:40:52,750 Yes, Sara. 596 00:40:52,833 --> 00:40:55,375 Oh! Sara, yes. 597 00:40:56,666 --> 00:40:57,833 What's going on here? 598 00:40:58,416 --> 00:41:00,166 Nothing. There's a really simple explanation. 599 00:41:00,250 --> 00:41:02,791 Easy to explain. Uh, explain it. Explain it. 600 00:41:03,583 --> 00:41:07,500 He isn't called Fernando. He's called Svenjorgenskrunghdol the third, 601 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,375 and he's a vampire like me. 602 00:41:09,458 --> 00:41:13,333 Oh. I'm a vampire, just-- Just like him. Svenjorgenjandel… kruder. 603 00:41:13,416 --> 00:41:14,541 -Skrunghdol. -Krundel. 604 00:41:14,625 --> 00:41:16,125 -The third. -The third, hm. 605 00:41:16,791 --> 00:41:18,208 So he's not your papa? 606 00:41:19,250 --> 00:41:20,250 Of course not. 607 00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:24,708 -It's sort of a disguise. -Yes, it's like a cocktail dress. 608 00:41:25,250 --> 00:41:28,083 He pretends to be my papa so that people don't suspect us. 609 00:41:28,166 --> 00:41:29,666 Since I'm an immortal teenager, 610 00:41:29,750 --> 00:41:32,916 I can't rent an apartment, and if I did, neighbors would get suspicious. 611 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,333 I met Svenjorgenskrunghdol the third hundreds of years ago. 612 00:41:35,416 --> 00:41:37,041 -The third. -He was about to die of typhus. 613 00:41:37,125 --> 00:41:38,291 -Remember? -Of course. 614 00:41:38,375 --> 00:41:41,750 And I converted him, and now we pretend to be father and son as a cover. 615 00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:44,083 Well, there's an explanation, right? 616 00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:51,958 I read something about vampires forming clans 617 00:41:52,041 --> 00:41:53,208 and their internal hierarchy, 618 00:41:53,291 --> 00:41:55,166 but I never thought I'd experience it firsthand. 619 00:41:55,250 --> 00:41:57,958 Well, I'm glad you are. You get to learn a lot. Perfect, huh? 620 00:41:58,041 --> 00:42:00,541 Listen, my dear fake son, I'm going back to bed. 621 00:42:01,041 --> 00:42:03,166 No! Not to sleep, Svenjorgenskrunghdol. 622 00:42:03,250 --> 00:42:06,458 You're going to your coffin to regenerate your energy. 623 00:42:06,541 --> 00:42:07,625 That's right. 624 00:42:07,708 --> 00:42:10,125 I'm going to get that energy in my coffin. 625 00:42:10,208 --> 00:42:12,166 -Bye, Svenjorgenskrunghdol. -See you later. Enjoy. 626 00:42:12,250 --> 00:42:14,583 Oh, it's my grand-mama. She's not feeling well. 627 00:42:15,208 --> 00:42:16,291 I gotta go. 628 00:42:18,125 --> 00:42:19,083 I'll come with you. 629 00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:22,208 No need. See you tomorrow. 630 00:42:29,125 --> 00:42:32,291 I guess you won't give me any grandchildren. 631 00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:34,250 Uh, this isn't a good idea. 632 00:42:36,583 --> 00:42:38,916 But this way, Sara wants to spend time with me. 633 00:42:39,666 --> 00:42:42,875 With you? Or with the vampire wearing makeup like George Michael? 634 00:42:54,375 --> 00:42:56,791 Dearest followers of putastakeinit! 635 00:42:57,750 --> 00:42:59,750 This stuff about vampires is a big joke. 636 00:43:00,333 --> 00:43:03,166 You know what? I thought they didn't reflect on a video. 637 00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:04,333 But Javi can do this. 638 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:08,666 However, he did stop a bullet and scaffolding. 639 00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:15,625 We'll find out what he does with this stake right here. 640 00:43:26,416 --> 00:43:28,416 This is for your parents. 641 00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:32,125 Remember, next week we're organizing a blood drive. 642 00:43:32,208 --> 00:43:34,750 A Christian duty that you cannot miss. 643 00:43:36,333 --> 00:43:38,000 Before class begins, 644 00:43:39,125 --> 00:43:42,125 we're going to say the Lord's Prayer for Borja, 645 00:43:42,208 --> 00:43:44,833 so he'll be returned to us safe and sound. 646 00:43:45,541 --> 00:43:49,791 Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name. 647 00:43:49,875 --> 00:43:51,291 Thy kingdom come. 648 00:43:51,375 --> 00:43:54,166 Thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven. 649 00:43:54,250 --> 00:43:55,916 Give us this day our daily bread. 650 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,375 Hey. Hey! 651 00:43:57,958 --> 00:43:59,750 Where did you go after the lab last night? 652 00:43:59,833 --> 00:44:01,541 -I went to Javi's house. -What?! 653 00:44:02,291 --> 00:44:03,125 Ladies. Quiet. 654 00:44:03,916 --> 00:44:06,875 Would you like to share your thoughts with the rest of your classmates? 655 00:44:11,416 --> 00:44:12,333 Hey. 656 00:44:15,083 --> 00:44:16,875 They told me to come here. 657 00:44:38,083 --> 00:44:41,000 Late to your first period, dear? Unacceptable. 658 00:44:41,083 --> 00:44:43,083 I'd give you an excuse. 659 00:44:43,166 --> 00:44:46,375 But I can't think of one right now. I promise it won't happen again. 660 00:44:47,166 --> 00:44:48,291 Swear to God. 661 00:45:02,958 --> 00:45:06,041 Come on, guys. Throw the ball. 662 00:45:06,125 --> 00:45:09,541 Come on! Diego, you're fast asleep. Don't stop. 663 00:45:10,125 --> 00:45:12,916 Come on. Keep bouncing. Come on! 664 00:45:16,458 --> 00:45:18,875 I'm gonna put some music on to liven things up. 665 00:45:18,958 --> 00:45:20,500 Keep bouncing. I'll be right back. 666 00:45:27,208 --> 00:45:28,458 I had a good time yesterday. 667 00:45:28,541 --> 00:45:31,500 Although I guess you already know that since you can read my mind. 668 00:45:32,416 --> 00:45:33,250 Sure. 669 00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:36,166 But I promise not to do it again. 670 00:45:37,208 --> 00:45:38,666 What am I thinking right now? 671 00:45:41,625 --> 00:45:42,458 Sara! 672 00:45:45,416 --> 00:45:47,500 I figured out why you're so glued to that dude. 673 00:45:47,583 --> 00:45:48,458 Oh yeah? 674 00:45:48,541 --> 00:45:50,875 Because you love the weirdos no one else likes. 675 00:45:51,708 --> 00:45:53,416 If I liked misfits who no one likes, 676 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:56,750 I would've gone out with you a long time ago. Am I being clear? 677 00:46:00,750 --> 00:46:04,125 Don't try to deny it! You used to hang out with that freak, Diego. 678 00:46:04,208 --> 00:46:06,458 And now with that loony girl obsessed with animals. 679 00:46:07,291 --> 00:46:09,708 Why don't you dump those weirdos, and just go out 680 00:46:10,208 --> 00:46:11,208 with me? 681 00:46:11,291 --> 00:46:12,625 Music! 682 00:46:21,333 --> 00:46:23,083 What's going on, Sara? 683 00:46:24,958 --> 00:46:26,916 Sara, what are you doing? 684 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,541 -Sara? -Shall we dance? 685 00:46:49,291 --> 00:46:50,166 Oh no. 686 00:47:45,333 --> 00:47:46,291 Whoo! 687 00:48:24,083 --> 00:48:27,041 Listen to me, you piece of shit! I don't know why Sara likes you-- 688 00:48:27,125 --> 00:48:28,333 I don't know! 689 00:48:28,416 --> 00:48:31,000 But she's mine, all mine, you get that? 690 00:48:31,083 --> 00:48:32,916 Sara's free to choose who she wants. 691 00:48:33,583 --> 00:48:36,791 Neither you, I, or any other guy has the right to decide for her. 692 00:48:45,916 --> 00:48:48,000 So get this straight. I'd never date a bully like you. 693 00:48:48,083 --> 00:48:48,958 Sara! 694 00:48:49,041 --> 00:48:51,958 Javi, however, is kind, trustworthy, and helpful. 695 00:48:52,541 --> 00:48:53,625 And really cute. 696 00:48:53,708 --> 00:48:57,208 You know what? You should thank me because I just saved your life. 697 00:48:57,291 --> 00:48:59,375 If Javi had confronted you, you'd be in a hospital. 698 00:48:59,458 --> 00:49:00,833 He's not who you think. 699 00:49:00,916 --> 00:49:02,208 What?! 700 00:49:02,291 --> 00:49:06,000 Ouch! Sara! Careful! Careful! Ouch! Stop! Stop! Stop! 701 00:49:07,583 --> 00:49:09,666 All right. All right. Stop. Just stop! 702 00:49:09,750 --> 00:49:11,500 I'm fine! I'm fine! 703 00:49:11,583 --> 00:49:14,250 -Come on, let's go, Javi. -Listen to me, moron! 704 00:49:15,458 --> 00:49:18,083 I swear on Sergio Ramos in our tenth victory, 705 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:22,708 I am the rooster in this yard, and you're gonna be my new chicken. 706 00:49:32,458 --> 00:49:33,958 What's happening? 707 00:49:39,333 --> 00:49:41,083 You really need to tell her. 708 00:49:42,375 --> 00:49:43,750 I'm sure she'll understand. 709 00:49:49,458 --> 00:49:51,541 That whole dancing thing got me thinking. 710 00:49:52,041 --> 00:49:54,291 As in, we'll never be famous choreographers? 711 00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:58,625 Let's meet in front of the school tonight. 712 00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:14,000 Roofied her drink, right? 713 00:50:14,875 --> 00:50:15,833 -Come again? -Hmm? 714 00:50:16,583 --> 00:50:18,541 I guess you roofied her drink. I don't see how else 715 00:50:18,625 --> 00:50:20,041 you could hook up with Sara. 716 00:50:21,125 --> 00:50:23,000 -She loves the way I am. -Hm? 717 00:50:23,083 --> 00:50:24,875 Oh? Yeah. Right. 718 00:50:24,958 --> 00:50:27,041 -She's into some hairy dude. -Furry. 719 00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:28,208 -Introvert. -Reserved. 720 00:50:28,291 --> 00:50:29,291 And a weirdo. 721 00:50:30,291 --> 00:50:32,416 Mysterious. Hm? 722 00:50:33,458 --> 00:50:34,708 I'm just mysterious. 723 00:50:35,541 --> 00:50:37,708 My friend, I'll say this only once. 724 00:50:38,208 --> 00:50:41,125 I'll figure out how you managed to fool her, and I'll get rid of you, hm? 725 00:50:41,208 --> 00:50:42,791 I won't let you hurt my friend. 726 00:51:00,500 --> 00:51:01,958 Why do you look so human? 727 00:51:03,875 --> 00:51:04,708 Listen. 728 00:51:05,416 --> 00:51:06,875 I need to tell you something. 729 00:51:07,875 --> 00:51:08,875 I'll go first. 730 00:51:09,875 --> 00:51:10,875 Come on. 731 00:51:14,916 --> 00:51:16,291 Wait. What if we get caught? 732 00:51:16,375 --> 00:51:19,291 As if an immortal vampire cared about that. 733 00:51:53,833 --> 00:51:55,333 What are we doing here? 734 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,666 When my mom was diagnosed with cancer, we used to come here every day. 735 00:52:05,666 --> 00:52:08,708 In the water, when she was swimming, she'd feel better, and 736 00:52:08,791 --> 00:52:11,000 those were the only moments I saw her smile. 737 00:52:11,083 --> 00:52:13,458 Since then, I haven't had the courage to come here. 738 00:52:14,416 --> 00:52:15,500 Until now. With you. 739 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,000 Do it. 740 00:52:30,916 --> 00:52:31,916 Do what? 741 00:52:32,625 --> 00:52:33,500 Turn me into one. 742 00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:36,333 Sara… 743 00:52:36,916 --> 00:52:39,666 We'll be forever young. And we'll never get old either. 744 00:52:40,541 --> 00:52:41,750 We'll never die or suffer. 745 00:52:43,833 --> 00:52:45,000 As your mother did? 746 00:52:47,166 --> 00:52:49,750 You made me discover that the impossible can be real. 747 00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:50,916 I know she was right. 748 00:52:52,583 --> 00:52:53,583 So please do it. 749 00:52:56,500 --> 00:52:57,416 No, I won't. 750 00:52:59,875 --> 00:53:00,708 Why not? 751 00:53:01,916 --> 00:53:02,916 Well, because… 752 00:53:06,208 --> 00:53:07,583 Because… that's a curse! 753 00:53:08,333 --> 00:53:10,625 And the thirst for blood will eventually overwhelm you, 754 00:53:10,708 --> 00:53:11,916 and you'll have to kill. 755 00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:16,208 -I'll have the synthetic blood you have. -Yeah, but, um, it's really gross. 756 00:53:22,625 --> 00:53:23,750 I understand. 757 00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:24,666 Really? 758 00:53:26,791 --> 00:53:28,541 -I mean, I'm sorry, it's just-- -No. 759 00:53:28,625 --> 00:53:30,750 -I should tell you-- -I've been such a fool. 760 00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:34,458 I mean, of course you don't wanna spend eternity with me. 761 00:53:35,666 --> 00:53:39,541 Over so much time, you must have met other girls, and I totally get it. 762 00:53:40,208 --> 00:53:42,500 I'm just one more girl. I'm just one more. 763 00:53:42,583 --> 00:53:43,541 S-- Sara. 764 00:53:44,791 --> 00:53:46,500 No, I'm okay. Don't worry. 765 00:53:50,750 --> 00:53:51,750 Sara. 766 00:54:10,625 --> 00:54:12,791 -Huh? -Go to hell, you vampire! 767 00:54:15,125 --> 00:54:16,875 Dude, what's wrong with you? 768 00:54:17,875 --> 00:54:19,833 Hey! Why are you doing this? 769 00:54:21,083 --> 00:54:24,083 Suffer with my stinking garlic breath, vampire! 770 00:54:24,166 --> 00:54:25,041 Beelzebub! 771 00:54:26,958 --> 00:54:29,166 Wait! W-- W-- Wait! Look! Look! Look! Look! 772 00:54:29,250 --> 00:54:31,250 If I were a vampire, you wouldn't see my reflection. 773 00:54:31,333 --> 00:54:34,291 Yeah, but I know you have a reflection, thanks to my videos. 774 00:54:34,375 --> 00:54:36,333 But I'm not a vampire, Diego! Come on! 775 00:54:36,416 --> 00:54:38,458 Right. I saw you stop a bullet and a scaffolding. 776 00:54:38,541 --> 00:54:40,500 The bullet must've been a blank, I guess. 777 00:54:40,583 --> 00:54:43,625 I didn't stop the scaffolding, okay? It was a safety chain. It wasn't me. 778 00:54:43,708 --> 00:54:48,916 If I stab you with this stake and you die, that will prove that you're a vampire! 779 00:54:50,625 --> 00:54:52,541 And if I'm not, I'll die. Diego! 780 00:54:52,625 --> 00:54:55,708 And if I die, you'll go to jail. You don't wanna go to jail, right? 781 00:54:55,791 --> 00:54:57,750 Look at me. You don't wanna go to jail. 782 00:54:58,458 --> 00:55:01,125 If you're not a vampire, then why are you pretending to be one? 783 00:55:02,958 --> 00:55:05,541 -To win the girl of my dreams. -Yeah. Of course. 784 00:55:05,625 --> 00:55:08,166 Can you really be this dumb to pretend to be a vampire 785 00:55:08,250 --> 00:55:09,958 just to hook up with a girl? 786 00:55:10,791 --> 00:55:13,625 Sara thought that… that I was a vampire named Azrael, 787 00:55:13,708 --> 00:55:15,666 and I didn't have the guts to tell her otherwise. 788 00:55:15,750 --> 00:55:17,583 She thinks you're Azrael? 789 00:55:26,666 --> 00:55:28,208 Can I go get my pants? 790 00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:30,958 Holy water never fails. 791 00:55:31,041 --> 00:55:33,166 If you were a vampire, you'd be burning up. 792 00:55:33,666 --> 00:55:35,541 That's right. But I'm not one. 793 00:55:35,625 --> 00:55:37,541 I bet you threw the water away. 794 00:55:38,291 --> 00:55:40,708 -When?! -You tell me. Vampires can be superfast. 795 00:55:42,416 --> 00:55:45,541 Listen, I mean, seriously, what can I do to make you trust me? 796 00:55:58,583 --> 00:56:01,541 I had to make sure that you actually swallowed it. 797 00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:04,291 Including sticking your tongue inside my mouth? 798 00:56:04,375 --> 00:56:06,708 N-- N-- No. Just an involuntary reflex. 799 00:56:06,791 --> 00:56:08,541 So what's going on here? 800 00:56:09,125 --> 00:56:11,250 You guys set off the alarm. 801 00:56:14,625 --> 00:56:17,083 Thing is, we do gay satanism, Father. 802 00:56:19,083 --> 00:56:21,000 Can I go get my pants, please, Father? 803 00:56:23,583 --> 00:56:25,291 Come here! 804 00:56:25,375 --> 00:56:29,500 Come on. Let's go, slackers! Come on! Come on! Come on! 805 00:56:46,125 --> 00:56:50,000 Jeez, Lidia, I need to talk to you. You're the only person who gets me! 806 00:56:55,208 --> 00:56:56,833 What did that loser do to you? 807 00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:00,875 I'm gonna kill him. 808 00:57:01,625 --> 00:57:04,250 -I don't think you can. -What do you mean? 809 00:57:06,250 --> 00:57:07,291 Come on. 810 00:57:08,625 --> 00:57:10,166 You can tell your best friend. 811 00:57:12,541 --> 00:57:14,708 You remember the premiere of that movie HollyBlood? 812 00:57:14,791 --> 00:57:17,416 That crappy macho movie with the shirtless guys? 813 00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:20,291 -Something unusual happened. -Did it end up being a good movie? 814 00:57:21,666 --> 00:57:25,041 I almost got flattened, and Javi saved me using superhuman strength. 815 00:57:27,125 --> 00:57:28,625 So he's a superhero, right? 816 00:57:28,708 --> 00:57:31,875 -No. He's a vampire. -You're still into this nonsense? 817 00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:35,750 Oh shit. Why didn't I do the same thing I did with Manu? 818 00:57:35,833 --> 00:57:36,916 What do you mean? 819 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,916 Who else do you think spread that rumor about Manu's micro penis? 820 00:57:40,416 --> 00:57:43,166 That was me. Hey, but I did this for you, huh? 821 00:57:43,250 --> 00:57:45,625 To save you from dating another jerk. 822 00:57:45,708 --> 00:57:49,583 And yet, you're still into your crap about vampires, Sara. 823 00:57:50,083 --> 00:57:53,250 Come on, open your eyes. Life is not a My Little Pony show. 824 00:57:54,916 --> 00:57:56,083 I need to be alone. 825 00:57:58,125 --> 00:57:59,041 Then be alone. 826 00:57:59,833 --> 00:58:02,208 But remember that I'm the only one you can trust. 827 00:58:02,291 --> 00:58:04,333 The only one! 828 00:58:06,833 --> 00:58:09,333 And those fucking vampires do not exist! 829 00:58:16,250 --> 00:58:18,875 Hey, Sara, you've been avoiding me all day. 830 00:58:19,375 --> 00:58:20,625 We need to talk. 831 00:58:20,708 --> 00:58:22,833 That's right. We definitely need to talk. 832 00:58:26,250 --> 00:58:28,500 See that? Apart from not being photogenic, 833 00:58:28,583 --> 00:58:30,583 if he was a vampire, he wouldn't appear on the photo. 834 00:58:30,666 --> 00:58:32,625 -That's what all the movies say. -Carmen! 835 00:58:32,708 --> 00:58:34,791 Don't "Carmen" me! Can't you see he's using you? 836 00:58:34,875 --> 00:58:36,875 Can't you see that? Jesus Christ! 837 00:58:36,958 --> 00:58:38,166 Vampires don't exist! 838 00:58:38,250 --> 00:58:39,416 Stop it, Carmen. 839 00:58:40,125 --> 00:58:43,291 If he's so strong, he should prove it by stopping a car in its tracks. 840 00:58:43,375 --> 00:58:46,250 He doesn't need to prove anything. I trust him, okay? 841 00:58:57,833 --> 00:58:59,208 What are you doing? 842 00:59:11,166 --> 00:59:13,458 Let's see if you can stop this car. 843 00:59:20,750 --> 00:59:22,708 What are you doing? I have to help her! 844 00:59:30,041 --> 00:59:31,000 What are you doing? 845 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:32,916 Quiet. 846 00:59:34,708 --> 00:59:36,875 I'm going to show you this guy isn't Azrael, 847 00:59:36,958 --> 00:59:38,833 the vampire you've been looking for 848 00:59:38,916 --> 00:59:41,375 and were supposed to meet at the HollyBlood premiere. 849 00:59:41,458 --> 00:59:42,875 How do you know all that? 850 00:59:43,583 --> 00:59:44,791 I am Azrael. 851 00:59:44,875 --> 00:59:46,916 And this asshole isn't a vampire. 852 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,791 He's just been using you. 853 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,208 I don't know what you want, but you're lying. 854 00:59:55,041 --> 00:59:57,500 Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! 855 00:59:58,125 --> 00:59:58,958 Sara. 856 01:00:00,291 --> 01:00:02,166 What are you doing? Stop! 857 01:00:02,791 --> 01:00:04,625 Javi, do something! 858 01:00:05,875 --> 01:00:09,125 Grab your cellphone and take our photo. And open your eyes. 859 01:00:21,125 --> 01:00:22,958 So this means you're not a vampire? 860 01:00:24,375 --> 01:00:26,750 But the scaffolding? And that bullet? 861 01:00:26,833 --> 01:00:30,041 No idea, but-- but I saw it was gonna fall on you and I rushed to 862 01:00:30,541 --> 01:00:33,083 hold on and there was a chain that helped stop it. 863 01:00:33,166 --> 01:00:36,583 And as for the bullet, I have no idea. I guess it was a blank. 864 01:00:38,458 --> 01:00:41,208 You used this poor girl so you could hook up with her. 865 01:00:41,291 --> 01:00:42,666 What am I gonna do with you? 866 01:00:45,541 --> 01:00:46,916 Just let him go. 867 01:00:47,708 --> 01:00:48,541 Please. 868 01:01:03,583 --> 01:01:06,208 If you tell anyone who I am 869 01:01:06,291 --> 01:01:07,875 or ever come near Sara… 870 01:01:14,791 --> 01:01:16,958 Do you wanna get to know the real Azrael? 871 01:01:19,250 --> 01:01:20,250 Carmen. 872 01:01:43,458 --> 01:01:46,166 So someone at your school is an immortal vampire 873 01:01:46,250 --> 01:01:49,416 who's hundreds of years old, and he found out that you're not a vampire 874 01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:51,333 and that you were pretending to be him, 875 01:01:51,416 --> 01:01:53,541 and now he's gonna go out with the girl you were dating 876 01:01:53,625 --> 01:01:55,583 because she thought you were a vampire? 877 01:01:56,208 --> 01:01:58,666 Vampire. Yes. That's it. 878 01:02:00,541 --> 01:02:01,416 Look, kiddo. 879 01:02:01,958 --> 01:02:04,583 If I wanted to hear nonsense about teenage vampires, 880 01:02:04,666 --> 01:02:07,083 I'd go to the movie theater and watch HollyBlood. 881 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:11,416 And if you're that worried, get help from a vampire slayer. 882 01:02:16,375 --> 01:02:19,166 Put it all the way in. Put it deep inside, big guy. 883 01:02:19,250 --> 01:02:21,041 I knew it! I knew that… 884 01:02:21,125 --> 01:02:22,625 -Huh? -Can… You… 885 01:02:22,708 --> 01:02:24,958 Can-- Can you tell me what you guys are doing? 886 01:02:26,375 --> 01:02:29,666 I'm Diego, the vampire slayer. Right in the heart, come on. 887 01:02:29,750 --> 01:02:30,833 Who is this guy? 888 01:02:35,458 --> 01:02:36,291 All right, Dad, 889 01:02:36,375 --> 01:02:38,541 I know this is gonna sound a little crazy to you, 890 01:02:38,625 --> 01:02:41,125 but we're training and getting ready to slay an immortal vampire. 891 01:02:41,208 --> 01:02:42,750 -Mm-hmm. -Nah. 892 01:02:42,833 --> 01:02:46,500 A little crazy would be telling me that you'd like to get a tattoo. 893 01:02:46,583 --> 01:02:50,000 What you just said is enough to get you sent away forever, okay? 894 01:02:50,083 --> 01:02:52,416 It's already weird that you're trying to look like a vampire 895 01:02:52,500 --> 01:02:54,291 just to hook up with that young lady, Sara. 896 01:02:54,958 --> 01:02:57,375 That was some premium-level stalking. Can't deny that. 897 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,041 For sure. I said to myself, "That's part of puberty." 898 01:03:00,125 --> 01:03:02,291 "It's a tough age. You gotta give him some space." 899 01:03:02,375 --> 01:03:04,791 Right? But you're pushing it to the limit, come on. 900 01:03:04,875 --> 01:03:07,291 Listen, Dad, whether you believe it or not, 901 01:03:07,375 --> 01:03:10,083 if we don't stop that creature, Sara's gonna be in trouble. 902 01:03:11,583 --> 01:03:14,166 I swear on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, he's not lying. 903 01:03:14,250 --> 01:03:18,250 That bloodsucker goes by the name of Azrael, and this is what he looks like. 904 01:03:21,625 --> 01:03:24,625 Well, the name of that kid is not Azrael. He was in my class. 905 01:03:24,708 --> 01:03:27,708 His name was Antonio Caldera or Pelofrito. 906 01:03:31,500 --> 01:03:32,458 Pelofrito? 907 01:03:32,541 --> 01:03:36,250 They found him in the street. He was soaking wet and disoriented. 908 01:03:36,333 --> 01:03:38,458 No idea how he'd ended up out there. 909 01:03:38,541 --> 01:03:41,208 It was on the same night a pervert abducted those boys. 910 01:03:41,291 --> 01:03:44,458 Maybe he abducted him too? And then he ran away. 911 01:03:44,541 --> 01:03:48,041 But of course, right before he ran away, he went on to… 912 01:03:50,291 --> 01:03:51,750 Get to the point, Dad. 913 01:03:51,833 --> 01:03:54,625 After that, he changed. Not at all like he used to be. 914 01:03:54,708 --> 01:03:56,583 And the next day, he vanished. 915 01:03:56,666 --> 01:04:00,083 But the worst part about that, really the weirdest freaking thing, 916 01:04:00,708 --> 01:04:01,708 was that… 917 01:04:01,791 --> 01:04:02,625 -What? -What? 918 01:04:02,708 --> 01:04:05,666 …right before he ran away he hooked up with my girlfriend. 919 01:04:05,750 --> 01:04:07,000 My Mariana. 920 01:04:08,875 --> 01:04:10,500 Let's see. 921 01:04:13,291 --> 01:04:14,625 It's like in those movies 922 01:04:14,708 --> 01:04:17,666 when they take the glasses off the ugly girl, and she becomes hot. 923 01:04:18,333 --> 01:04:19,958 But if Azrael isn't Azrael, 924 01:04:20,708 --> 01:04:22,500 then who is Azrael? 925 01:04:24,125 --> 01:04:25,291 I got no idea. 926 01:04:28,750 --> 01:04:29,708 Whoever that is, 927 01:04:31,333 --> 01:04:32,708 I won't let him hurt Sara. 928 01:04:33,375 --> 01:04:36,458 Look, son, I'm not sure I believe all this nonsense about vampires, 929 01:04:36,541 --> 01:04:40,166 but I won't permit anyone to hurt my soon-to-be daughter-in-law. 930 01:04:40,250 --> 01:04:41,208 Enough talk! 931 01:04:43,041 --> 01:04:44,541 It's time to go hunting, guys. 932 01:04:46,541 --> 01:04:48,000 Argh! 933 01:05:04,166 --> 01:05:05,666 Dad, your jacket? 934 01:05:05,750 --> 01:05:07,916 This is the jacket I used to wear to school. 935 01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,500 Makes me feel powerful. 936 01:05:09,583 --> 01:05:11,833 And I look sexy in it, eh? Don't I? 937 01:05:30,833 --> 01:05:32,166 Why did you bring me here? 938 01:05:33,125 --> 01:05:34,208 It's a surprise. 939 01:05:35,750 --> 01:05:36,750 Stand back. 940 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,333 My God… 941 01:05:54,416 --> 01:05:57,666 Goodness gracious! Maybe we can't handle this guy. 942 01:05:58,875 --> 01:06:00,958 No-- I'm not saying it because of me. 943 01:06:01,041 --> 01:06:03,875 I'm saying it for you guys. The weaker guys in the group. 944 01:06:05,166 --> 01:06:08,166 My goodness, that's Pelofrito. I can't believe my eyes. 945 01:06:10,250 --> 01:06:11,500 We're gonna need backup. 946 01:06:12,083 --> 01:06:14,750 I mean, more than backup. A real army. 947 01:06:14,833 --> 01:06:16,666 Tough guys who don't think too much. 948 01:06:19,333 --> 01:06:20,291 Diego. 949 01:06:20,916 --> 01:06:22,250 Do you have Manu's number? 950 01:06:25,375 --> 01:06:26,708 -Let's go! -Come on! 951 01:06:26,791 --> 01:06:27,625 Let's go! 952 01:06:28,541 --> 01:06:32,666 We're winning, yeah! Let's go! Come on! 953 01:06:34,541 --> 01:06:36,500 {\an8}DIEGO SARA AND THE GUY WHO BROKE YOUR FINGER 954 01:06:36,583 --> 01:06:38,541 {\an8}ARE HOOKING UP AT SCHOOL AND LAUGHING AT YOU. 955 01:06:38,625 --> 01:06:39,541 {\an8}What's up? 956 01:06:42,291 --> 01:06:45,416 Hey, where you going? That's a Real Madrid game. That's sacred. 957 01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:46,708 There's something more sacred. 958 01:06:46,791 --> 01:06:48,708 Real Madrid in the Champions League match? 959 01:06:48,791 --> 01:06:49,708 No, Quini. 960 01:06:50,791 --> 01:06:51,958 That's honor. 961 01:06:53,958 --> 01:06:56,125 And does honor require punching people? 962 01:06:56,625 --> 01:06:57,833 Yeah, no doubt about it. 963 01:07:02,041 --> 01:07:02,875 Let's go. 964 01:07:06,583 --> 01:07:08,541 How many rubbers do we have? 965 01:07:09,041 --> 01:07:09,958 At least 100. 966 01:07:10,750 --> 01:07:15,375 Son, I know this isn't the right time, but I love it when we do stuff together. 967 01:07:25,666 --> 01:07:27,166 What are we doing here? 968 01:07:27,833 --> 01:07:30,291 I can give you what that phony promised you. 969 01:07:30,375 --> 01:07:31,833 Wanna live forever? 970 01:07:37,916 --> 01:07:39,000 I am prepared for it. 971 01:07:53,541 --> 01:07:55,416 That's what you wanted, right? 972 01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:56,958 What are you doing? 973 01:07:57,791 --> 01:07:59,500 You were supposed to transform me. 974 01:08:00,291 --> 01:08:01,666 Oh, don't play hard to get. 975 01:08:02,416 --> 01:08:03,458 Wanna be immortal? 976 01:08:04,125 --> 01:08:05,333 Do it for your mother. 977 01:08:07,416 --> 01:08:08,791 Well, I'm having second thoughts. 978 01:08:08,875 --> 01:08:10,500 -Now get outta my way or-- -What? 979 01:08:10,583 --> 01:08:11,750 What you gonna do to me? 980 01:08:12,708 --> 01:08:14,083 What I'd do to any other dude! 981 01:08:19,583 --> 01:08:21,666 I swear on Real Madrid, 982 01:08:21,750 --> 01:08:24,250 the most sacred thing in the whole wide world, 983 01:08:24,333 --> 01:08:26,208 no one laughs at me! 984 01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:36,083 Oh, matador! 985 01:08:36,166 --> 01:08:38,416 -Oh yeah! You told him! -Yeah. 986 01:08:38,500 --> 01:08:40,208 -You killed him! -Ow, dick! 987 01:08:40,291 --> 01:08:41,583 Don't change, dude. 988 01:08:44,833 --> 01:08:46,958 -Don't fuck about. -He's out cold. 989 01:08:47,041 --> 01:08:48,250 Did you kill him? 990 01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:50,541 -You killed him. -He's not moving? 991 01:08:51,791 --> 01:08:52,958 It was self-defense. 992 01:08:54,375 --> 01:08:55,375 You saw that. 993 01:08:56,083 --> 01:08:58,250 -Yeah. -Yeah, let's get outta here. 994 01:09:03,208 --> 01:09:04,500 Run! 995 01:09:04,583 --> 01:09:06,250 Run! Run! Get outta here! 996 01:09:23,416 --> 01:09:26,041 Ah! Fuck! 997 01:09:26,125 --> 01:09:27,500 What are you doing here? 998 01:09:28,083 --> 01:09:29,708 Sara came to see me in the hospital, 999 01:09:29,791 --> 01:09:33,041 told me she'd arranged to meet the new guy and that I might never see her again. 1000 01:09:34,333 --> 01:09:37,416 I can't believe this! A fucking vampire! 1001 01:09:37,500 --> 01:09:39,625 A fucking vampire, dude! 1002 01:09:39,708 --> 01:09:42,000 A fucking vampire! 1003 01:09:42,083 --> 01:09:43,916 Hey, look. There's our backup, guys. 1004 01:09:44,958 --> 01:09:45,791 What? 1005 01:09:45,875 --> 01:09:46,833 Let's go. Let's go. 1006 01:09:57,125 --> 01:10:01,125 -Let's get out this way! -No, no, dude! Please no! 1007 01:10:02,333 --> 01:10:03,750 The thing you said earlier 1008 01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:05,458 about Real Madrid? 1009 01:10:05,541 --> 01:10:08,041 Yes! Yes! I love 'em to death! 1010 01:10:08,625 --> 01:10:11,500 I won't hurt you if you sing the fight song for Barcelona. 1011 01:10:11,583 --> 01:10:12,416 What? 1012 01:10:13,375 --> 01:10:14,250 No! 1013 01:10:14,333 --> 01:10:16,125 Sing that fucking anthem right now! 1014 01:10:32,458 --> 01:10:33,375 Stop it, Azrael! 1015 01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:36,958 Or should we call you Pelofrito? 1016 01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:40,166 We know you're a fucking liar! You're gonna get soaked in holy water. 1017 01:10:40,250 --> 01:10:41,250 Now! 1018 01:10:51,458 --> 01:10:53,541 Don't you dare touch my-- Shit! 1019 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:09,625 Eat the rubbers. Eat the damn rubbers. 1020 01:11:15,041 --> 01:11:18,500 If you hadn't crossed my path, none of this woulda happened to me. 1021 01:11:19,083 --> 01:11:22,250 -Just so we're clear, no means no! -I've had enough, feminazi! 1022 01:11:22,333 --> 01:11:24,833 -Don't touch her, asshole! -What are you doing here? 1023 01:11:24,916 --> 01:11:26,583 -Sara's mine! -Wait, you can walk? 1024 01:11:28,166 --> 01:11:30,000 We'll talk about this later, okay? 1025 01:11:30,083 --> 01:11:33,166 Mine! Mine! When you gonna get this straight! 1026 01:11:36,666 --> 01:11:39,125 A vampire! A vampire! 1027 01:12:03,916 --> 01:12:06,541 We'll avenge the death of those boys you killed years ago. 1028 01:12:06,625 --> 01:12:08,875 And also that dunce, Borja. 1029 01:12:08,958 --> 01:12:12,166 I've never killed anyone, I swear. I'm not a murderer! 1030 01:12:13,041 --> 01:12:15,541 I hook up with girls by promising to convert them. 1031 01:12:15,625 --> 01:12:16,916 We hang out. I drink some blood. 1032 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,875 They're happy, a bit rundown, just like mononucleosis, basically. 1033 01:12:19,958 --> 01:12:21,541 Ha! Samanthaxulita almost fell for it. 1034 01:12:21,625 --> 01:12:23,541 You told her the same thing so you could kill her. 1035 01:12:23,625 --> 01:12:25,708 Do you know her? Ask her. 1036 01:12:25,791 --> 01:12:26,875 That's not necessary. 1037 01:12:27,833 --> 01:12:29,958 -Here she is, actually. -Hm? 1038 01:12:32,041 --> 01:12:35,291 That was the only way I could contact the vampire and see what he looked like. 1039 01:12:35,375 --> 01:12:36,416 So it was you? 1040 01:12:37,541 --> 01:12:40,791 -But if you're the girl that I met-- -Don't ever trust online chats. 1041 01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:42,875 Enough chitchatting. 1042 01:12:44,166 --> 01:12:47,583 Please, come on! You guys just said that. I'm not Azrael. I'm Pelofrito. 1043 01:12:47,666 --> 01:12:50,416 I'm a poseur. I don't even know how I turned into this. 1044 01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:52,625 No one can touch my Sara. No one. 1045 01:12:52,708 --> 01:12:55,166 On one, on two, and on… 1046 01:12:55,250 --> 01:12:56,750 Stop it! 1047 01:12:56,833 --> 01:12:59,833 -We have to call the police. -No. I'll take care of this. 1048 01:12:59,916 --> 01:13:02,750 What do you mean, no? They're probably the ones that sodomized… 1049 01:13:02,833 --> 01:13:04,083 …our poor Borja. 1050 01:13:04,166 --> 01:13:05,166 I told you… 1051 01:13:06,125 --> 01:13:07,958 I'll take care of it. 1052 01:13:10,458 --> 01:13:12,583 I will devour every bit of your being! 1053 01:13:12,666 --> 01:13:14,583 I should've sent you to a public school. 1054 01:13:17,458 --> 01:13:20,750 -The door! What the heck is that?! -You, come here. 1055 01:13:20,833 --> 01:13:21,916 Push harder! 1056 01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:25,041 Now I'm going to kill you like I intended so many years ago. 1057 01:13:25,125 --> 01:13:27,791 You turned me into this? Why? 1058 01:13:27,875 --> 01:13:30,291 Because I was expecting you to seek revenge. 1059 01:13:30,375 --> 01:13:33,833 Hoping you would murder them. But you've never had the guts to. 1060 01:13:33,916 --> 01:13:36,500 Of course! "Azrael" is "Learza" spelled backwards. 1061 01:13:36,583 --> 01:13:37,875 She is Azrael! 1062 01:13:37,958 --> 01:13:41,166 A vampire that doesn't murder is an aberration! 1063 01:13:42,250 --> 01:13:45,333 Stay away from my girlfriend, you mon-sister! 1064 01:13:50,416 --> 01:13:53,125 You'll get soaked in holy w-- Jesus, there's two of them! 1065 01:13:53,208 --> 01:13:54,958 Get the nun! 1066 01:14:00,208 --> 01:14:02,458 -A condom? -What do you expect? It's all I had! 1067 01:14:02,541 --> 01:14:04,666 My eyes! They burn! 1068 01:14:04,750 --> 01:14:06,125 My eyes! 1069 01:14:06,208 --> 01:14:08,666 I'm going to eviscerate your bodies. 1070 01:14:12,041 --> 01:14:14,875 -We need to get the hell out of here! -No! 1071 01:14:15,750 --> 01:14:18,833 Borja didn't taste good, but now I will feast! 1072 01:14:20,083 --> 01:14:21,416 We gotta get away! 1073 01:14:24,125 --> 01:14:25,333 What's bugging you, son? 1074 01:14:26,083 --> 01:14:28,958 It's no use trying to run away. She knows us all. 1075 01:14:29,041 --> 01:14:31,166 So what? We'll go to the police. 1076 01:14:31,666 --> 01:14:34,000 They'll think we're crazy. I already tried. 1077 01:14:35,208 --> 01:14:38,000 If we find a way out, she'll hunt us down one by one. 1078 01:14:40,583 --> 01:14:42,500 We've gotta kill her while she's weak. 1079 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,666 Really? But that idiot's stakes are no use. 1080 01:14:47,125 --> 01:14:48,125 I know. 1081 01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:50,875 That's why we need more weapons. 1082 01:14:52,708 --> 01:14:54,250 Go, go, go, go! 1083 01:14:55,041 --> 01:14:57,333 Shit. There's no holy water left. 1084 01:14:57,416 --> 01:14:59,500 We used it all up with the whole condom thing. 1085 01:14:59,583 --> 01:15:00,791 Now you tell me. 1086 01:15:01,916 --> 01:15:05,166 Let's find anything that's been blessed that might weaken that creature. Let's go. 1087 01:15:05,250 --> 01:15:06,083 Let's go. 1088 01:15:06,166 --> 01:15:09,291 You always mess things up, Manu! This is all your fault! 1089 01:15:09,375 --> 01:15:10,375 Look who's talking now! 1090 01:15:10,458 --> 01:15:14,000 Wait, hold on! So now you… now you're walking, is that right? 1091 01:15:14,083 --> 01:15:16,000 Well, I can explain. It's very simple. 1092 01:15:16,083 --> 01:15:19,083 I had sprained my ankle when Sara met me, and she thought I was disabled, okay? 1093 01:15:19,916 --> 01:15:20,916 -Okay. -Yeah. 1094 01:15:23,166 --> 01:15:26,250 Thing is, you were so kind I just couldn't tell you the truth. 1095 01:15:26,333 --> 01:15:28,458 But you and I can still be besties, right? 1096 01:15:28,541 --> 01:15:31,000 Come on, enough chitchat. We gotta kill Azrael. 1097 01:15:31,083 --> 01:15:34,791 -You mean, the real Azrael. -Why did you pretend you were Azrael? 1098 01:15:35,375 --> 01:15:37,666 Do you know what it's like to be a teenager forever? 1099 01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:41,083 In movies like HollyBlood it seems cool. 1100 01:15:42,625 --> 01:15:45,875 But you realize you can't open up a bank account or rent an apartment. 1101 01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:48,208 You get crappy jobs and crappy pay. 1102 01:15:48,291 --> 01:15:51,333 If you can find the vampire that changed you and then murder him, 1103 01:15:51,416 --> 01:15:52,541 you can be human again. 1104 01:15:52,625 --> 01:15:54,750 That's right. This is technically correct. 1105 01:15:57,333 --> 01:15:59,291 I found out about the legend of Azrael. 1106 01:15:59,375 --> 01:16:02,291 Then I heard about Borja on the Facebook group for alumni. 1107 01:16:02,375 --> 01:16:05,500 I realized that the creature that changed me was at our high school. 1108 01:16:06,250 --> 01:16:07,333 But apparently, 1109 01:16:07,833 --> 01:16:09,000 she's always been here. 1110 01:16:09,083 --> 01:16:10,208 Of course! 1111 01:16:10,958 --> 01:16:13,000 That's why we have the annual blood drive at school. 1112 01:16:13,083 --> 01:16:14,708 Then why did she murder Borja? 1113 01:16:16,291 --> 01:16:19,333 Because it's important to maintain some good habits. 1114 01:16:20,666 --> 01:16:21,583 Help them! 1115 01:16:28,875 --> 01:16:32,500 Who votes for Pelofrito going out there and getting rid of that monster? 1116 01:16:32,583 --> 01:16:34,375 -Yes. -No fucking way! 1117 01:16:34,458 --> 01:16:37,083 It would take an army of vampires to get rid of that creature. 1118 01:16:38,041 --> 01:16:38,875 Exactly! 1119 01:16:38,958 --> 01:16:41,500 If we drink your blood, we'll change, and we can beat her together. 1120 01:16:41,583 --> 01:16:44,125 -It'll take more than two of you. -Count me out of this, guys. 1121 01:16:44,208 --> 01:16:46,208 I took an oath as a vampire slayer, so I can't. 1122 01:16:46,291 --> 01:16:48,208 Watch out! Here she comes! 1123 01:16:48,291 --> 01:16:49,416 Take this. 1124 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:56,041 I will have you all soon! 1125 01:16:56,541 --> 01:16:59,875 -I have all eternity! -Who wants to go first? 1126 01:17:02,541 --> 01:17:05,041 You'll come out eventually, 1127 01:17:05,125 --> 01:17:06,250 you rats! 1128 01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:26,958 If we kill a nun, will we burn in hell? 1129 01:17:27,041 --> 01:17:30,208 Don't worry about it. Three Lord's Prayers and all is forgiven. 1130 01:17:30,291 --> 01:17:32,041 You bunch of amateurs. 1131 01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:42,083 You're going to pay for everything you've done to us! 1132 01:17:46,416 --> 01:17:47,750 She's flying away! 1133 01:17:49,083 --> 01:17:50,250 She's mine! 1134 01:17:51,625 --> 01:17:52,708 Let me go! 1135 01:17:52,791 --> 01:17:54,541 Think. Think. 1136 01:17:54,625 --> 01:17:56,750 Holy water's the only thing that harms her. 1137 01:17:56,833 --> 01:17:58,625 I gotta pee, then. In the pool! 1138 01:17:58,708 --> 01:18:00,833 Pelofrito made me drink balloons of water, 1139 01:18:00,916 --> 01:18:03,666 so, technically, my urine is holy water. 1140 01:18:03,750 --> 01:18:06,583 We need to get her to the pool! Grab her! 1141 01:18:06,666 --> 01:18:07,666 Come on! 1142 01:18:12,125 --> 01:18:13,916 Let me go. Let me go! 1143 01:18:22,083 --> 01:18:26,541 When I'm done with you, I'll go after your families. 1144 01:18:26,625 --> 01:18:28,666 -Come on! -I can't when people are watching. 1145 01:18:33,416 --> 01:18:36,291 Yeah! 1146 01:18:38,208 --> 01:18:40,333 The water in the pool has now been blessed! 1147 01:18:40,416 --> 01:18:41,916 Throw her in! 1148 01:18:46,958 --> 01:18:48,625 It burns! 1149 01:18:57,250 --> 01:18:58,750 What is going on here? 1150 01:19:13,500 --> 01:19:15,000 She's transformed. 1151 01:19:15,083 --> 01:19:16,708 Into a hottie. 1152 01:19:16,791 --> 01:19:19,208 What are you doing? Push her in. We have to kill her. 1153 01:19:19,291 --> 01:19:22,583 Yes, but we should let the girl explain herself first, right? 1154 01:19:24,916 --> 01:19:26,458 Papa, Manu, you guys, wake up! 1155 01:19:26,541 --> 01:19:29,458 Yeah, sure. It's easy for you because you're in love, but-- 1156 01:19:29,541 --> 01:19:30,750 Hey, are you cold or something? 1157 01:19:30,833 --> 01:19:32,500 If you let me go, 1158 01:19:33,416 --> 01:19:34,625 we'll have some fun. 1159 01:19:34,708 --> 01:19:36,416 She's using mind control! 1160 01:19:37,250 --> 01:19:38,916 Carmen! Help me! 1161 01:19:45,291 --> 01:19:46,750 The Lidia you knew online 1162 01:19:48,541 --> 01:19:49,750 really does exist, 1163 01:19:50,708 --> 01:19:51,916 and she's in front of you. 1164 01:19:55,250 --> 01:19:56,250 I'm sorry. 1165 01:20:19,625 --> 01:20:20,500 My God! 1166 01:20:41,916 --> 01:20:43,125 Oh my God, I'm human. 1167 01:20:43,208 --> 01:20:44,041 Javi! 1168 01:20:44,958 --> 01:20:45,791 Javi! 1169 01:20:48,416 --> 01:20:49,666 We're human again. 1170 01:20:51,041 --> 01:20:52,041 Javi! 1171 01:20:53,875 --> 01:20:55,583 Javi! 1172 01:20:58,291 --> 01:20:59,500 Javi! 1173 01:21:06,833 --> 01:21:08,083 Holy crap! 1174 01:21:21,916 --> 01:21:23,291 He's all right? 1175 01:21:23,375 --> 01:21:24,375 Yoo-hoo. 1176 01:21:30,500 --> 01:21:31,958 Oh, son! Oh! 1177 01:21:33,166 --> 01:21:34,500 You scared me. 1178 01:21:35,666 --> 01:21:36,666 I'm sorry. 1179 01:21:38,500 --> 01:21:40,958 Whoo! For a minute, I really thought that was it, huh? 1180 01:21:41,041 --> 01:21:44,250 I'm so glad you're back. Because we have unfinished business. 1181 01:21:48,708 --> 01:21:50,833 I may well become a Buddhist. 1182 01:21:59,583 --> 01:22:01,125 Whoo! 1183 01:22:25,875 --> 01:22:28,208 Do we really have to watch this movie again? 1184 01:22:31,875 --> 01:22:34,708 Honestly, I think this is the worst thing I've ever seen. 1185 01:22:35,208 --> 01:22:36,958 Except for that vampire nun, right? 1186 01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:40,125 No way. This is much worse. 1187 01:22:41,791 --> 01:22:44,375 At least here they can only die of severe pneumonia. 84917