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It's the wolf girl!
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Hello.
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We want Liberty Belle!
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- What's your name again?
- Is Welfare Queen coming on?
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Is Liberty Belle coming?
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Goodbye.
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Sheila! Sheila! Wait...
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You're my favorite.
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I can see that.
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Is Sheila your real name?
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Are those your real teeth?
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Do you have a boyfriend?
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I drove all the way here from
Bakersfield! At least give me a hug!
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Just let me smell your neck!
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Salut vutiye!
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My public!
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When are you gonna fight
Liberty Belle again?
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They didn't offer us any
water. It's a bad sign.
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Never give bad news in a meeting,
bad news is a phone call.
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No fucking water, no fucking respect.
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I believe there is a water fountain
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by the men's room, if you're thirsty.
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Sam!
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My favorite auteur.
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- Bash, Mr. Super Producer.
- Yeah!
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And of course, our own
beautiful Liberty Belle.
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- Aww.
- I'm feeling more patriotic already.
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Lots of exciting stuff. Thanks for
coming in on such short notice.
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We're all big fans.
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Patio Town is withdrawing their
sponsorship from the show.
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What? Wait. They're... Why?
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Uh, they had an issue with the
lawn chair bit in your match.
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The... Whoa! That was
completely unplanned.
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We had no idea that it was
gonna break like that.
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And they had a little
issue with the PSA.
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Seems Patrick O'Towne's mother
was 15 when he was born,
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so while he's not an advocate
for teen pregnancy...
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It was a different time!
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All right, so the birdbath king is
out. We'll get another sponsor.
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It might be a little tricky
with the ratings being so soft.
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What? What are you talking
about, the ratings are soft?
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You just said they loved us.
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Why are we only hearing this now?
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Frankly, we were hoping for a boost
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from your big match with Welfare Queen,
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after the big marketing push we did.
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Yeah. I saw the billboard
behind the DMV in Encino.
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Look, Glen. We have fans! Okay?
I mean the girls get letters.
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There's weirdos waiting outside for them
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outside the stage door. I'm telling you.
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The audience is out there. So...
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Here... is the big news.
- What?
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Tom Grant, head of the network, has
taken a real interest in the show.
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You know, thinks it has real potential.
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Especially with the fun kidnapping
story line you just kicked off.
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Oh, is that so, Glen?
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Yeah, and he wants to meet with
all of you in a couple days,
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hear what you have in
mind going forward,
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see what makes sense for us...
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Great! That sounds great!
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So he wants us to sell him the
season we're already making.
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You're gonna love Tom.
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Used to work for Brandon Tartikoff.
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He's one of us.
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Oh, yeah. I'm not Jewish.
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No, I meant an artist.
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Sure, yeah.
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Look, here is your chance to
impress the hell out of him!
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Turn him into your number one fan!
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This kind of opportunity does not
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present itself every day, folks. Right?
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Right?
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Hey, Glen.
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Could I trouble you
for a drink of water?
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There's a water fountain right
next to the men's bathroom.
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Uh-huh.
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You're popular.
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And you're like... second popular.
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This one's from San Diego.
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"Dear Britannica, you may be the
smartest woman in the world,
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but you are also the most beautiful.
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I wish I had gone to medical school
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so I could tell you to
say 'Ah' with this."
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Oh!
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Interesting location for a "Mom" tattoo!
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They must be very close.
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- Is there a ring on there?
- Oh, my God.
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Yes.
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"Have you ever read
anything by Immanuel Kant?
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He is my favorite."
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An intellectual sexual predator!
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You're so lucky!
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All my letters are from little
girls who like my hair glitter!
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I don't care.
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Sorry, Cherry. I didn't
mean to disturb you.
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Thought you were dead.
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This is the most fan mail I ever gotten.
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All I had to do was completely
degrade myself in public.
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Wait.
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We gotta capitalize on this.
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We gotta make some extra cash
while the getting's good.
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Like sell merch?
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No, we're the merch. We're gonna
set up tables after the show.
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We can do, like, a meet and greet.
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Ten bucks for an
autograph, 20 for a photo.
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I don't know. Some of these
guys seem like major pervs.
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I love this idea!
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And not just because of the money.
I mean, these are our fans.
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We owe them our gratitude and respect.
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- That's right. Perverts are people, too.
- Okay, so everyone's in.
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Oh, Bash! Can we set up an
autograph table after the show?
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Can you? Hmm...
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Uh, of course!
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Yes!
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Fan outreach, that's the spirit.
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- Carmen, can I borrow the key from you?
- There on the table.
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Ooh!
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Oh, my God. What was that?
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What?
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Are you sleeping with Bash?
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He's just sleeping in my room.
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Our room, actually.
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But he sleeps in my sleeping bag.
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It has Garfield on it. And
it takes up the whole floor.
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Jesus! Don't you knock?
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Rhonda's starting to get upset.
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All right. Look, I'm
sorry, okay? It's just...
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things are hard right now.
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Got the network breathing
down our necks.
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We got big presentation
in couple of days.
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We gotta pitch them on
rest of the season.
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No, don't worry, it's gonna be fine.
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I just...
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I just don't want to be at home
right now. It's too lonely.
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Why? Where's Florian?
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I wrote him a check that bounced.
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Bash! Come on. Not again!
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Ugh!
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I'm good for it as soon
as Birdie releases
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my bi-monthly allowance in five weeks.
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Doesn't bi-monthly mean every two weeks?
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That's what I thought, too.
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Anyway, we got into this...
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big... fight,
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and he got really mad and stormed out.
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Said I was being completely solipsistic.
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Wow.
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I looked it up. It means that you think
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you're the center of the universe
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and that you don't care
about other people.
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Which is completely insane,
because I hate being alone.
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You need to talk to him.
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How? I don't know where he is.
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I keep calling the house
but nobody answers.
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Does he have any other friends
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or someone he might be staying
with, someplace he might be?
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Yeah, I mean he has this one friend who
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tends bar at this place in Hollywood.
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I think Florian goes there
sometimes on his night off.
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Let's go and see if we can find him.
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All right. So I'm some yuppie head
of a shitty network in Anaheim.
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I think the sun rises and
sets in my own asshole.
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What are you gonna pitch me
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to make me feel like less
of a douchebag? Debbie.
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Let's get Ruth in here, though.
She came up with the idea.
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No, this is a classic soap plot.
I got this. Okay.
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In a kidnapping story,
the next step is...
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for... the... grieving
mother to make a public plea
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for her child's safe return.
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Then we cut to a remote cabin
in the Montana wilderness
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where we see a hermit realize this
is his long-lost wife and child
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who he'd forgotten because he
was in a fire, suffered amnesia.
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My son, who I gave birth
to after my... going away,
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falls in love with my
long-lost daughter.
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I have to stop their wedding.
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Uh-oh! She's already pregnant
with her incest baby.
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- It's raining...
- Okay, Jesus Christ!
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I mean, it's a wrestling show for kids,
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not
Guiding goddamn
Light.
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- You're so dismissive.
- Really?
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That's the longest I've ever let a
woman who I'm not sleeping with
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speak uninterrupted.
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You're welcome. It's an honor.
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It's not the show.
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Okay, okay, okay. We could do
a "loser leaves town" match.
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Huh? Or a handicap match. Three
against one, that's always a classic.
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Or a wedding! People love
an in-the-ring wedding!
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What? They're all girls.
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Who are they gonna marry? Each other?
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It's a good point.
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What do you think?
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My official autograph.
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Thought about using
the Cyrillic alphabet,
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but maybe that's pretentious.
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I have to do something to stand out.
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They seem to have
forgotten all about me.
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You know they're having some big
network meeting about storylines
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for the rest of the season?
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They didn't even talk to me about
how to play through the baby thing!
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Do you wanna talk about why
this is making you so hostile?
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I'm not hostile.
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I just don't wanna sell my
picture to a bunch of strangers.
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You're on a TV show, Sheila.
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There's an audience.
This is part of the job.
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Wow. That's all yours?
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They all have a million questions.
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"Where are you from?
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Do you have brothers and sisters?
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Is that your real name?
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What did you do before GLOW?"
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They wanna know more about you.
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There's a man that dresses up like me.
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It's demeaning.
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He likes you.
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They all like you! You have fans!
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What did you think would happen?
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I don't like people staring.
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Honestly, Sheila, after
five years walking around
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Los Angeles in a fur corset,
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you'd think you'd be used to that.
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Hello.
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This is Ruth Wilder.
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Oh, wow!
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Really?
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I think that should be fine.
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Let me just get a pen.
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Two pages. Isn't this beautiful?
230
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Mm-hmm.
231
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Me too.
232
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Okay.
233
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Thank you.
234
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"The first thing my mom
does when she gets home... "
235
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:25,375
That was Tom Grant's
secretary on the line.
236
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,418
The head of the network.
237
00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:30,380
She said he's a big fan of Zoya,
238
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:33,049
and he wants to meet
tomorrow night for dinner
239
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,592
to talk about my future on show.
240
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,303
Really happy for you.
241
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:49,315
Shenanigans. Must be an
Irish place like Bennigan's.
242
00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:52,819
I love this song. Let's dance!
243
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,445
Are you Eric?
244
00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,488
I can't hear you, darlin'.
245
00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,282
Uh, I'm looking for Eric.
246
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,658
Hey, Eeyore.
247
00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,912
You're being paged by Malibu Ken.
248
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,499
What can I do for you?
249
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,520
Uh, I'm looking for a friend of mine.
250
00:11:50,530 --> 00:11:51,530
Florian.
251
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,879
I think you know him.
252
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:55,965
You must be Bash. He
talks about you a lot.
253
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,509
Well, he's my butler, so... um...
254
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:00,178
Is he here?
255
00:12:00,260 --> 00:12:02,000
He hasn't been here
in a couple of weeks.
256
00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:04,320
Last time he left his bar tab open.
257
00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:06,267
You gonna take care of it?
258
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:10,647
I'm just kidding.
259
00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,732
What can I get you to drink?
260
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:16,193
On me.
261
00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:19,489
No, uh, no, thank you. I mean,
I can pay for my own drinks.
262
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,574
And I'm actually not thirsty now.
263
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,242
Or ever.
264
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,585
Florian's not here.
265
00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:34,963
- He's not?
- No, we're going.
266
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,089
Can we please stay?
267
00:12:36,170 --> 00:12:38,019
Rhonda's friend Bruce
said there's gonna be a
268
00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:39,549
Pink Flamingos lookalike contest,
269
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:41,487
and I want to see everyone
dressed up as flamingos.
270
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,763
I'm leaving, all right?
So, here, take this.
271
00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:46,079
It's for a cab home. I'll see you later.
272
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,640
Wait.
273
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:51,396
We'll find Florian.
274
00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,064
It's gonna be okay.
275
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,368
Ruth Wilder. Here for Tom Grant.
276
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Bungalow two.
277
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:10,081
Well, I think it's a dinner reservation.
278
00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:12,792
Mr. Grant always takes
dinner meetings in his room.
279
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,128
Just over the bridge,
past the water feature.
280
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,631
Thanks.
281
00:13:54,530 --> 00:13:55,530
Glen!
282
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:56,669
Oh, my God!
283
00:13:57,295 --> 00:14:00,590
- Glen!
- Wow! What a welcome! Come in!
284
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,508
Uh, Ruth Wilder.
285
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,969
Tom Grant, our fearless leader.
286
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:08,431
- So nice to meet you, Mr. Grant.
- No, please, call me Tom.
287
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,641
Who am I? Ed Asner?
288
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:13,644
Yeah, that's him.
The Mary Tyler
Moore Show. It's classic.
289
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:16,647
I'm so sorry for the confusion,
but I just got in from New York.
290
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:19,609
I'm too beat to face the restaurant.
Hope you don't mind.
291
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,528
- Course not! I totally understand.
- White Zinfandel?
292
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,600
Yes!
293
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,073
- All right, yeah? Okay.
- Mmm!
294
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,616
Yes!
295
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:35,375
Are we doing this?
296
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:45,927
Oh, wow. Both legs out the
sweatpants! What is it, my birthday?
297
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:49,097
After this long, you should be
grateful I'm still looking at you.
298
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,598
Okay.
299
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,771
You don't feel very grateful.
300
00:14:56,850 --> 00:14:59,359
If I got all excited
when my woman was not
301
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,690
in the mood, what kind
of man would I be?
302
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,276
All right, what's the matter?
303
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,530
Come on, unload on me.
That's what I'm here for.
304
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,993
Just figuring out what
I'm doing with my life.
305
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:14,247
Living in a motel... waiting to
see what Sam's gonna do with me
306
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:17,041
while Laverne and Shirley
crack shit about my hair.
307
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,043
All right, okay.
308
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,753
I'm calling in reinforcements.
309
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:29,470
Hello?
310
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,180
Hey, what's up, man? It's Keith.
311
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,683
Look, uh, I'm feeling a
little lonely tonight.
312
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,185
I wonder if you could send
over some Black Magic.
313
00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:38,855
A little voodoo loving.
314
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,732
All right, thanks.
315
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,576
She might be willing to
come out of retirement.
316
00:15:53,270 --> 00:15:54,270
Yeah!
317
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,372
- One night only.
- I'll take what I can get.
318
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,130
That's her.
319
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,590
There she is.
320
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,551
Black Magic.
321
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,016
Oh, oh, oh, yes.
322
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:16,934
Shaking it up now.
323
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,395
You called?
324
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,732
When the
Omaha World Herald
calls you personable
325
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,609
in their review of
Talley's Folly,
326
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:27,380
you know Hollywood must
be waiting with open arms.
327
00:16:27,390 --> 00:16:28,390
So...
328
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,990
I came out, and I waited tables...
329
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:34,243
for... a decade.
330
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,995
I'm glad you think it's funny.
331
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:39,457
I just find it hard to believe
someone so obviously talented as you
332
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,959
could go so long without
work. Who's your agent?
333
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,211
I don't have one.
334
00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:45,020
Which you already know.
335
00:16:45,060 --> 00:16:47,059
What agent in their
right mind would let me
336
00:16:47,060 --> 00:16:48,757
anywhere near that contract we signed?
337
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,927
Okay, touche. This one.
338
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,679
I told you she's a pistol. Pistol.
339
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:04,398
Well, I don't know about
you, but I'm starving.
340
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:06,150
Should we order dinner?
341
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,443
Yes! Dinner!
342
00:17:07,850 --> 00:17:08,850
Great!
343
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:09,861
Great.
344
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,783
I... will... run to the restaurant
345
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,785
grab a couple of menus.
346
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,870
I like to know what the specials are.
347
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,205
And I will be...
348
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,288
right back.
349
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,587
So... you come out to Hollywood
to be the next Ellen Burstyn.
350
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:29,674
You're doing, uh, Chekhov
in scene class one day,
351
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:33,594
the next day you're on a women's
wrestling show on a local network.
352
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:36,180
Well, it's the best job I've ever had.
353
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:39,767
And we've got some really
exciting stuff coming up.
354
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,395
Sam, Bash and Debbie have
been working so hard.
355
00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:45,040
I know. And, officially, I
want to hear all about that.
356
00:17:45,050 --> 00:17:47,719
But I just... I can't
imagine that this is
357
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,960
quite what you had in mind for yourself.
358
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:54,323
Nothing in my life is what
I had in mind for myself.
359
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:57,868
I've been acting pretty
much my whole life, and...
360
00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,161
it's always just...
361
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,497
another audition, another meeting...
362
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:05,501
Another year of waiting for
someone to give you permission
363
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,461
to do the thing you wanna do.
364
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:08,545
But...
365
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,841
finally I'm getting to do something.
366
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,594
And it feels different, you know?
367
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:16,387
I feel different.
368
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,013
Strong.
369
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:19,556
In control.
370
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,019
I could use some of that.
371
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,062
Why don't you show me a move or two?
372
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:28,983
Oh, I...
373
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,985
You know, it just doesn't really...
374
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,154
work if both people aren't...
375
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:34,488
properly trained.
376
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,500
No, no, I...
377
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,325
I work out every morning.
378
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,408
So...
379
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,119
Feel, right?
380
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:42,997
Oh. Yeah!
381
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,042
- No flab.
- Impressive.
382
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,586
How about a little headlock?
383
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,120
All right.
384
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,135
So...
385
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,388
See, uh... you have to...
386
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,183
Stupid American.
387
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:06,187
Come on. Don't spare me. I
promise I'm not gonna sue you.
388
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,233
So...
389
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:17,990
And then...
390
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:20,993
I go like this, right?
391
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:22,827
Right?
392
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,630
Whoo!
393
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,131
You moved too fast for me.
394
00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:38,260
You must be tired. I should go.
395
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,619
No, no, no. What kind of guy would I be
396
00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:41,300
if I let you go back to that roach motel
397
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,400
without a hot meal and a good bath?
398
00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:47,353
I'm gonna go check on these
Jacuzzi jets in the tub.
399
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,398
See if they work as advertised.
400
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:51,732
What about Glen?
401
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,192
Oh, don't worry about Glen.
402
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,861
He's not coming back.
403
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,323
I thought you were the dim sum.
404
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,868
Oh, Gary, it is so
comforting to see a butler.
405
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,453
Is Birdie awake?
406
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:49,039
She's just left for Squaw
Valley with her very rich,
407
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,583
very old boyfriend Gil.
408
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,377
She's dating?
409
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:56,672
Would you like to come in?
410
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,883
Yeah. Yeah.
411
00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:10,060
Mmm. These are ours?
412
00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:11,228
They're spicy.
413
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,565
They've added cayenne
pepper to the seasoning mix
414
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,108
for the Latin market.
415
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,795
How long have you worked for our family?
416
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:22,990
Eighteen years this December.
417
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:28,912
Are you all right?
418
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:31,664
Yes.
419
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,627
Yeah, I'm just having
problems with my butler.
420
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,339
It's just a small...
421
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:39,840
cash flow issue.
422
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,693
I get short sometimes at
the end of the month.
423
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,928
Birdie designed my allowance
that way. You know this.
424
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:45,763
Anyway, I...
425
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:50,267
bounced Florian's last check,
and it wasn't the first time,
426
00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:51,519
and...
427
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:54,605
he got mad and took off.
428
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,607
Anyway, I, uh...
429
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,442
I just need to make good with him
430
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,339
and maybe give him a few months' advance
431
00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:03,100
so that he'll come home. So...
432
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:06,116
Florian stopped by a few days ago.
433
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,410
Said he was taking some time off.
434
00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:11,997
He asked Birdie for money
for his travel expenses.
435
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,250
Travel expenses to where?
436
00:22:14,330 --> 00:22:15,539
I have no idea.
437
00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:18,000
I sent him to your mother's
study, and he left with a check.
438
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:20,505
Wow.
439
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,303
Do you want me to help you
440
00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:27,387
with your...
441
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,473
bookkeeping?
442
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,560
I would be happy to.
443
00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:44,280
Do you think Birdie would
sponsor my wrestling show?
444
00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:48,909
I will talk with her.
445
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:54,415
I don't know where that dim sum is.
446
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,250
_
447
00:23:49,260 --> 00:23:51,220
_
448
00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:56,602
Okay, I'll go through the boards.
449
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,660
You fill in with stuff from the
story pages. And remember.
450
00:23:59,670 --> 00:24:02,139
These network guys, no detail too small,
451
00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:04,480
no question is too stupid. Okay?
452
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:08,614
Really? You're doing that now? You
didn't have time before right now?
453
00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:10,240
No, Sam... Fuck. I could not.
454
00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:12,326
I was up half the night
working on this thing,
455
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:14,554
the other half just trying to get
Mark's fucking printer to work.
456
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,205
All right. Maybe you should smoke.
457
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,414
It works for me.
458
00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:20,125
All right, all right, all right. Okay.
459
00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:21,627
Okay. Look, look, look!
460
00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:24,546
- It's gonna be great, okay? We're ready.
- Okay.
461
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,507
- Whoo!
- Where the fuck have you been?
462
00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,133
Good news! Uh, no, no...
463
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:29,160
Blind item.
464
00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:30,511
Okay? Tell me.
465
00:24:30,594 --> 00:24:34,556
What glamorous and nationally-renowned
processed food heiress
466
00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:37,309
might be thinking about,
may be considering
467
00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:40,354
coming on board as an
exclusive GLOW sponsor?
468
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,400
Birdie! My mother! Yeah.
469
00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:47,653
I stayed over there last night. She
wasn't there, but Gary our butler,
470
00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:51,031
he thinks that she's very
much not uninterested.
471
00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:55,880
Should we go in one car?
472
00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:58,019
Yes. We should take mine.
Because it's the most impressive.
473
00:24:58,020 --> 00:24:59,020
No offense.
474
00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:02,376
Office of Sam Sylvia.
475
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:05,504
Executive producer Bash Howard speaking.
476
00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:07,965
Yeah, we we're just on
our way out the door.
477
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:10,758
Uh-huh.
478
00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:29,569
Hi.
479
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:31,655
What are you doing here?
480
00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:34,992
I like to have time alone in the
space before everyone gets here.
481
00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:37,077
Oh, God. Of course you do.
482
00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:42,166
Aren't you supposed to be
at the big network meeting?
483
00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:45,252
Oh, we had a big network
phone call instead.
484
00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:46,837
They are, um...
485
00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:49,548
moving the show to a new time slot.
486
00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:51,341
At two a.m.
487
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:55,679
But we're a kids' show. Kids
don't watch TV at two a.m.
488
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:57,239
Nobody watches TV at two a.m., Ruth.
489
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,440
That's the point. They're burying us.
490
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,685
And we're gonna be canceled.
491
00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:11,028
I think this might have
something to do with me.
492
00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:13,155
Jesus Christ, our show
did not get shit-canned
493
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,924
'cause Sam and I wouldn't
listen to your idea
494
00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:17,548
about you wrestling over the fate
of your family's cherry orchard.
495
00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:19,745
It's because, apparently...
496
00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:22,331
the only people watching us are, um...
497
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,333
standing out in the
parking lot right now,
498
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,335
leaking pre-cum into
their Sheila costumes.
499
00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,045
I had a meeting with Tom Grant.
500
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:31,632
We were...
501
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,009
in his hotel room.
502
00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:35,093
It was a dinner.
503
00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:38,889
But then it was not dinner.
504
00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,350
And Glen was there.
505
00:26:42,330 --> 00:26:43,330
But then...
506
00:26:43,352 --> 00:26:45,145
he was not there and...
507
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:49,483
he said he wanted to talk about
my career, which he did.
508
00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:50,566
But...
509
00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:54,196
he also wanted to wrestle.
510
00:26:55,906 --> 00:26:57,449
Literally and figuratively.
511
00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:02,204
What did you do?
512
00:27:03,497 --> 00:27:04,998
What do you mean? I left.
513
00:27:05,082 --> 00:27:06,291
You left?
514
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:09,211
He went into the bathroom,
and I made a run for it.
515
00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:12,923
I can't believe this.
516
00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:14,258
I know. It was terrible.
517
00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:16,343
How could you be so fucking stupid?
518
00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:18,762
What are you talking about?
519
00:27:18,846 --> 00:27:20,532
You're in the hotel room of
the head of the network.
520
00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:22,808
He comes on to you, and you run away?
521
00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:25,185
Was I supposed to fuck him?
522
00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:29,273
No! You're supposed to make him
think that you might fuck him.
523
00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:31,984
Or that you desperately
want to fuck him,
524
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:34,862
if only you didn't have
a fiancé or your period
525
00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:37,614
or an extra set of teeth
where your vagina should be.
526
00:27:37,698 --> 00:27:40,117
- I'm not that kind of person.
- What, an actress?
527
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,703
I mean, that is how this
business works, Ruth.
528
00:27:42,780 --> 00:27:45,270
Men try shit, you have
to pretend to like it
529
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:46,870
until you don't have to any more!
530
00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:48,333
It shouldn't be that way!
531
00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:52,296
No, it shouldn't, and women
should get to direct
532
00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:55,048
and not be washed up by
the time they're 30.
533
00:27:55,132 --> 00:27:58,260
And I should have got to eat a
piece of my own wedding cake
534
00:27:58,340 --> 00:27:59,679
without worrying about
how many minutes of
535
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,012
Jane fucking Fonda it was gonna take
536
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:03,098
to work it off, but
that is the way it is.
537
00:28:03,180 --> 00:28:05,779
You don't make it better
by flouncing out like some
538
00:28:05,780 --> 00:28:07,101
fucking Victorian schoolmarm
539
00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:08,955
every time a sleazeball
puts his hand on your knee.
540
00:28:08,979 --> 00:28:10,498
You're taking 20 other
people down with you!
541
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,983
So just let them do whatever they want?
542
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,819
Not exactly a guiding
feminist principle.
543
00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:18,488
Feminism has principles,
life has compromises.
544
00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:20,782
Congratulations, Gloria Steinem.
545
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:24,286
The one time you keep your
legs shut, we all get fucked!
546
00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:33,128
- Ooh, that one felt great!
- Detention.
547
00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:35,088
- Oh, thanks.
- Enjoy it!
548
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:42,763
- Thank you so much.
- Yeah!
549
00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:45,182
Did you see that? Machu
Picchu put me in a headlock!
550
00:29:07,371 --> 00:29:08,611
Nice to see you again.
551
00:29:09,373 --> 00:29:10,832
You're the best.
552
00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:20,140
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