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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,978 --> 00:00:05,280 MAN: ♪♪ IT'S THAT GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD LIFE ♪♪ 2 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:07,521 ALICIA: SO WHICH CARD GAME AM I GONNA BEAT YOU AT TONIGHT? 3 00:00:07,620 --> 00:00:09,683 I AIN'T PLAYING NO MORE CARD GAMES WITH YOU, GIRL. 4 00:00:09,783 --> 00:00:11,724 SOMEHOW I ALWAYS END UP WITH MY CLOTHES OFF. 5 00:00:11,824 --> 00:00:12,805 AND THAT'S A BAD THING WHY? 6 00:00:12,905 --> 00:00:14,526 BECAUSE YOU CHEAT. 7 00:00:14,626 --> 00:00:16,886 CAN'T BLAME A GIRL FOR WANTING TO GET YOU NAKED. 8 00:00:16,987 --> 00:00:18,848 WE AIN'T GOT TO PLAY CARDS TO GET NAKED. 9 00:00:18,949 --> 00:00:21,209 OH, OK. 10 00:00:21,310 --> 00:00:23,851 HEH, BUT I STILL CAN'T STAY. 11 00:00:23,952 --> 00:00:25,853 I GOT A FAMILY PARTY TONIGHT. 12 00:00:25,953 --> 00:00:27,374 SOUNDS LIKE FUN. 13 00:00:27,473 --> 00:00:29,496 SOUNDS LIKE YOU WANT AN INVITE. 14 00:00:29,595 --> 00:00:31,976 I THOUGHT FAMILY GATHERINGS WASN'T IN OUR RULES. 15 00:00:32,077 --> 00:00:33,818 WELL, I MEAN, PARTIES ARE FUN, 16 00:00:33,919 --> 00:00:35,300 AND WE'RE HAVING FUN. 17 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:37,381 EVERYBODY IN MY LIFE GONNA BE THERE, 18 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:38,902 INCLUDING MY EX. 19 00:00:39,001 --> 00:00:40,343 WE ALL HAVE A PAST. 20 00:00:40,443 --> 00:00:43,905 THERE'S NO GETTING AROUND THAT. 21 00:00:44,004 --> 00:00:46,867 OK. PARTY IT IS. 22 00:00:46,967 --> 00:00:48,588 PARTY IT IS. 23 00:00:48,687 --> 00:00:51,510 MAN: ♪♪ IT'S THAT GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD LIFE ♪♪ 24 00:00:51,610 --> 00:00:53,151 AND NOW THAT WE REDID THE ARTS CENTER, 25 00:00:53,251 --> 00:00:55,913 WE CAN OFFER ELECTIVES BEFORE AND AFTER SCHOOL, 26 00:00:56,013 --> 00:00:57,835 SO THAT'S COOL. 27 00:00:57,934 --> 00:00:58,835 - WOW. - MM-HMM. 28 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:00,957 BILLY, I-- I AM REALLY IMPRESSED. 29 00:01:01,056 --> 00:01:02,518 THANK YOU. 30 00:01:02,617 --> 00:01:04,839 YOU HAVE TAKEN COMPLETE OWNERSHIP OF THIS JOB... 31 00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:05,800 YEAH. 32 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:07,161 BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, 33 00:01:07,261 --> 00:01:08,802 SEEMS LIKE YOU REALLY LOVE IT. 34 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:09,963 YEAH. 35 00:01:10,063 --> 00:01:11,284 HEY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COACH BAKER. 36 00:01:11,384 --> 00:01:12,724 HEY, THANK YOU, KYLE. I DO. 37 00:01:12,824 --> 00:01:15,126 I DO LOVE IT A LOT, JUST FEELS-- 38 00:01:15,226 --> 00:01:17,568 IT FEELS GOOD TO BE ABLE TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE, 39 00:01:17,668 --> 00:01:20,089 YOU KNOW, IN THESE KIDS' LIVES. 40 00:01:20,189 --> 00:01:23,572 I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO BE PROVEN WRONG. 41 00:01:23,672 --> 00:01:25,653 [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 42 00:01:25,753 --> 00:01:27,895 PRINCIPAL REALLY SUITS YOU. 43 00:01:27,995 --> 00:01:29,896 THANK YOU. 44 00:01:29,996 --> 00:01:31,737 - EVERYTHING OK? - YEAH, YEAH. 45 00:01:31,837 --> 00:01:34,019 I JUST GOT TO HANDLE SOME THINGS. LOOKIT. 46 00:01:34,119 --> 00:01:36,300 - I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT? - SEE YOU TONIGHT... 47 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,781 - ALL RIGHT. - PRINCIPAL BAKER. 48 00:01:37,881 --> 00:01:40,563 HA HA HA! 49 00:01:44,726 --> 00:01:46,747 I GUESS LAYLA'S BACK FROM TOUR. 50 00:01:46,847 --> 00:01:48,188 PATIENCE BACK, TOO? 51 00:01:48,288 --> 00:01:50,350 NO. SHE HAS MORE SHOWS, 52 00:01:50,450 --> 00:01:51,991 BUT, YO, SPENCER JUST TEXTED ME, 53 00:01:52,091 --> 00:01:53,352 SAID HE'S BRINGING ALICIA TONIGHT, 54 00:01:53,452 --> 00:01:57,754 SO OUR CAR IS OFFICIALLY FULL. 55 00:01:57,854 --> 00:02:01,077 COOP: I'M SORRY. I'M SURE HE WAS GONNA TELL YOU THAT. 56 00:02:01,177 --> 00:02:03,278 WELL, WHY WOULD HE HAVE TO TELL ME ANYTHING 57 00:02:03,378 --> 00:02:06,800 WHEN WE ALL KNOW YOU WILL? 58 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:09,642 OOH, AWKWARD. 59 00:02:09,742 --> 00:02:11,964 WE'RE STILL FINDING OUR RHYTHM. 60 00:02:12,064 --> 00:02:13,525 YEAH. YOU EVER THINK ABOUT MOVING OUT? 61 00:02:13,625 --> 00:02:15,046 OF A BEVERLY HILLS MANSION? NO. I DON'T. 62 00:02:15,146 --> 00:02:17,568 BUT THINGS WITH OLIVIA ARE CLEARLY SUPER OFF, 63 00:02:17,668 --> 00:02:19,969 AND THE HOUSE FEELS A LITTLE CROWDED. 64 00:02:20,069 --> 00:02:21,971 OK. EVEN IF I WANTED TO MOVE, 65 00:02:22,071 --> 00:02:23,492 WHICH I DON'T, 66 00:02:23,592 --> 00:02:25,893 UH, I WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO LOOK. 67 00:02:25,993 --> 00:02:27,254 I'M TELLING YOU, MAN, 68 00:02:27,354 --> 00:02:28,895 WILLMONT LIVES UP TO THE HYPE. 69 00:02:28,995 --> 00:02:30,016 - YEAH? - YEAH. 70 00:02:30,116 --> 00:02:31,497 I MEAN, THEY THROW THIS COOKOUT 71 00:02:31,597 --> 00:02:32,858 BEFORE EVERY GAME. 72 00:02:32,958 --> 00:02:34,419 THE WHOLE SCHOOL COMES. 73 00:02:34,519 --> 00:02:36,060 YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER COACHING THERE. 74 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:37,901 - OOH, THAT WAS SICK. - COME ON. 75 00:02:38,001 --> 00:02:40,503 YEAH. I'M GONNA PRETEND YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT. 76 00:02:40,603 --> 00:02:41,784 MM-HMM. 77 00:02:41,884 --> 00:02:43,465 PLUS, WHY WOULD ANYONE GIVE UP OCEANFRONT VIEWS? 78 00:02:43,565 --> 00:02:44,986 OK. DON'T GET ME WRONG. 79 00:02:45,086 --> 00:02:47,508 COASTAL WAS GREAT, OK? 80 00:02:47,608 --> 00:02:49,029 I LOVED THE TOUR, 81 00:02:49,129 --> 00:02:50,710 AND CHATTING WITH COACH MONTES WAS AWESOME, 82 00:02:50,810 --> 00:02:54,312 BUT WILLMONT JUST HIT DIFFERENT FOR ME. 83 00:02:54,412 --> 00:02:55,793 OH, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NOPE. 84 00:02:55,893 --> 00:02:57,274 - VVV! - NOPE. 85 00:02:57,374 --> 00:02:58,635 WHAT'S UP, J.? 86 00:02:58,735 --> 00:02:59,876 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WAS 87 00:02:59,976 --> 00:03:01,157 BACK FROM WILLMONT. 88 00:03:01,257 --> 00:03:02,477 HEY. YEAH. JUST GOT BACK THIS MORNING. 89 00:03:02,577 --> 00:03:04,519 - MM MM MM! - HOW'D IT GO? 90 00:03:04,619 --> 00:03:06,160 YEAH. YOU KNOW, IT WAS ALL RIGHT. 91 00:03:06,260 --> 00:03:09,802 IT WAS KIND OF HOT, MUGGY, EH. 92 00:03:09,902 --> 00:03:10,963 - OK. - YEAH. 93 00:03:11,063 --> 00:03:12,444 HEH. I'LL CATCH Y'ALL LATER. 94 00:03:12,544 --> 00:03:14,886 - YEP. YEP, YEP, YEP. - YEAH. 95 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:16,207 ♪♪ LET'S GET THIS WORK ♪♪ 96 00:03:16,307 --> 00:03:18,208 NO, NO, NO. HOLD UP. HOLD UP. 97 00:03:18,308 --> 00:03:20,129 WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 98 00:03:20,229 --> 00:03:22,010 YOU WERE JUST RAVING ABOUT THE WEATHER, 99 00:03:22,110 --> 00:03:23,491 SAID IT WAS GOOD FOR YOUR SKIN. 100 00:03:23,591 --> 00:03:26,333 LOOK. SPENCE AND I ARE COOL AND ALL, 101 00:03:26,433 --> 00:03:28,014 BUT--I DON'T KNOW-- FEELS KIND OF WEIRD 102 00:03:28,114 --> 00:03:29,896 RUBBING IT IN HIS FACE THAT I'M LEAVING GAU. 103 00:03:29,996 --> 00:03:31,457 BUT YOU'RE OK WITH RUBBING IT IN MINE 104 00:03:31,557 --> 00:03:33,138 THAT COASTAL'S NOT YOUR TOP CHOICE? 105 00:03:33,238 --> 00:03:34,899 I HAVEN'T MADE ANY DECISIONS YET, ALL RIGHT? 106 00:03:34,999 --> 00:03:36,540 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 107 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,181 WELL, WHILE YOU SIT HERE DEBATING 108 00:03:38,281 --> 00:03:41,543 BETWEEN HOT AND MUGGY VERSUS BREEZY AND BEAUTIFUL, 109 00:03:41,643 --> 00:03:44,826 I'LL BE FINISHING UP MY SPEECH FOR YOUR DAD'S BIRTHDAY. 110 00:03:44,926 --> 00:03:46,147 OK, LOVE THAT FOR YOU. 111 00:03:46,247 --> 00:03:47,948 I AM JUST GONNA WING IT 112 00:03:48,048 --> 00:03:49,028 BECAUSE I'M FUNNIER THAN YOU. 113 00:03:49,128 --> 00:03:51,030 RIGHT. WHATEVER, MAN. 114 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:52,871 HEY, YOU HEAR IF J.J.'s COMING? 115 00:03:52,971 --> 00:03:54,952 - HE CAN'T MAKE IT. - WAIT. HE RESPONDED TO YOU? 116 00:03:55,052 --> 00:03:56,313 WAS HE NOT SUPPOSED TO? 117 00:03:56,413 --> 00:03:57,874 HE LITERALLY JUST SENT SPENCE AND I A VIDEO 118 00:03:57,974 --> 00:03:59,916 THAT SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED ON THE INTERNET. 119 00:04:00,016 --> 00:04:01,076 YOU SERIOUS? 120 00:04:01,176 --> 00:04:02,998 J.J. PUNCHED YOU IN THE FACE, 121 00:04:03,098 --> 00:04:05,680 AND NOW YOU ALL ARE TEXT BUDDIES? 122 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:06,880 WE GOT OVER IT. 123 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,201 I MEAN, DUDE, HE'S OUR FRIEND. 124 00:04:08,301 --> 00:04:09,362 WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? 125 00:04:09,462 --> 00:04:11,203 NOTHING. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 126 00:04:11,303 --> 00:04:12,564 BILLY: 24 HOURS TO MAKE 127 00:04:12,664 --> 00:04:15,286 THE MOST IMPORTANT DECISION OF MY LIFE. 128 00:04:15,386 --> 00:04:17,046 YOU MAKE LIFE-CHANGING DECISIONS ALL THE TIME. 129 00:04:17,147 --> 00:04:18,368 WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO? 130 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:20,049 I HELP PEOPLE FIGHT FOR THEIR LIVES. 131 00:04:20,149 --> 00:04:23,091 THIS IS A DECISION ONLY YOU CAN MAKE. 132 00:04:23,190 --> 00:04:25,493 IT'S NOT LIKE I DON'T LOVE BEING PRINCIPAL 133 00:04:25,592 --> 00:04:28,335 AT SOUTH CRENSHAW, BUT THE OPPORTUNITY 134 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:32,056 TO REBUILD AND COACH AT A D1 PROGRAM, 135 00:04:32,157 --> 00:04:33,457 THAT'S NOT GONNA COME BACK AROUND, 136 00:04:33,558 --> 00:04:35,019 NOT TO MENTION BEING REUNITED 137 00:04:35,118 --> 00:04:36,500 WITH JORDAN AND SPENCER ON THE FIELD. 138 00:04:36,599 --> 00:04:37,700 COME ON. 139 00:04:37,801 --> 00:04:38,981 I MEAN, THAT'S ASSUMING THAT JORDAN'S 140 00:04:39,082 --> 00:04:40,383 JUST SCRATCHING AN ITCH 141 00:04:40,483 --> 00:04:41,943 BY LOOKING AT THESE OTHER SCHOOLS, BUT-- 142 00:04:42,044 --> 00:04:43,104 IT'S OK TO SAY IT'S YOUR DREAM JOB 143 00:04:43,204 --> 00:04:44,544 AND YOU WANT IT, BABE. 144 00:04:44,645 --> 00:04:46,347 SPENCER SENT ME IN THERE TO FIGHT FOR KENNY 145 00:04:46,447 --> 00:04:50,428 FOR THE HEAD-COACHING JOB AT GAU, AND I-- 146 00:04:50,529 --> 00:04:52,871 HE'S GONNA THINK I BETRAYED HIM. 147 00:04:52,971 --> 00:04:54,312 SO TALK TO HIM. 148 00:04:54,411 --> 00:04:56,233 TALK TO BOTH THE BOYS, SEE WHAT THEY THINK. 149 00:04:56,332 --> 00:04:58,154 I CAN'T DO THAT, EITHER. 150 00:04:58,253 --> 00:05:01,156 BARNES SAYS THE OFFER HAS TO BE CONFIDENTIAL 151 00:05:01,255 --> 00:05:02,437 UNTIL I MAKE A FINAL DECISION. 152 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:05,919 SCREW A.D. BARNES' CONFIDENTIALITY. 153 00:05:06,020 --> 00:05:07,401 BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF. 154 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:10,121 BE HONEST WITH THE BOYS 155 00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:13,204 AND STOP HIDING BEHIND EXCUSES. 156 00:05:13,303 --> 00:05:16,205 YOU DO ALL THAT, AND THE RIGHT ANSWER WILL COME, 157 00:05:16,306 --> 00:05:19,448 BUT FOR NOW, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY... 158 00:05:19,549 --> 00:05:20,969 WHOO HOO. 159 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:24,051 AND I HAVE A PARTY TO PLAN. 160 00:05:24,152 --> 00:05:26,472 THANK YOU, BABY. 161 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,140 MM. OK. JORDAN, WE'RE NOT HOME ALONE. 162 00:05:38,241 --> 00:05:40,181 WHO CARES? RISKY IS SEXY. 163 00:05:40,282 --> 00:05:41,743 - YEAH? - MM-HMM. 164 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:42,863 IT'S ALSO RISKY. 165 00:05:42,964 --> 00:05:44,424 OK. THEN STOP KISSING ME. 166 00:05:44,524 --> 00:05:45,846 YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO CHALLENGE ME BY NOW. 167 00:05:45,926 --> 00:05:49,027 OK. TRUE. TRUE. MM. 168 00:05:49,128 --> 00:05:50,990 SO HOW WAS YOUR TRIP? 169 00:05:51,089 --> 00:05:51,990 RIGHT NOW, I AM ONLY FOCUSED 170 00:05:52,089 --> 00:05:53,150 ON HOW MUCH I MISSED YOU. 171 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:54,832 ONE WEEK IS 6 DAYS TOO MANY. 172 00:05:54,931 --> 00:05:56,033 - NOT 7? - NO. 173 00:05:56,133 --> 00:05:57,474 I CAN GO 24 HOURS WITHOUT TALKING TO YOU. 174 00:05:57,573 --> 00:05:58,755 I'M NOT CRAZY. 175 00:05:58,854 --> 00:05:59,955 YEAH, JUST LIKE I CAN STOP KISSING YOU. 176 00:06:00,056 --> 00:06:01,356 - EXACTLY. - OK. 177 00:06:01,455 --> 00:06:03,558 - HEY, LAYLA. - HEY. 178 00:06:03,657 --> 00:06:05,118 - HOW WAS ATLANTA? - YEAH. 179 00:06:05,219 --> 00:06:07,279 IT WAS, UH, UH, HOT AND BUSY, YOU KNOW, 180 00:06:07,380 --> 00:06:08,801 BUT PATIENCE KILLED IT. 181 00:06:08,901 --> 00:06:10,022 NICE. DID YOU SEE SIMONE WHILE YOU WERE THERE? 182 00:06:10,101 --> 00:06:11,642 KIND OF, YEAH. 183 00:06:11,743 --> 00:06:13,404 WE SAW EACH OTHER BRIEFLY AT PATIENCE'S SHOW 184 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:15,005 AND THEN COUPLE TIMES AT BRINGSTON. 185 00:06:15,106 --> 00:06:16,286 - OH. - MM-HMM. 186 00:06:16,385 --> 00:06:17,687 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 187 00:06:17,786 --> 00:06:20,248 UH, HE IS HELPING ME SET UP THE OFFICE, 188 00:06:20,349 --> 00:06:22,130 WHICH THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME 189 00:06:22,229 --> 00:06:22,971 TAKE IT OVER, BY THE WAY. 190 00:06:23,070 --> 00:06:24,532 NO PROBLEM. 191 00:06:24,632 --> 00:06:26,053 I MEAN, SOMEONE SHOULD USE IT BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW 192 00:06:26,152 --> 00:06:27,214 HOW I LIKE TO WRITE IN THE WILD. 193 00:06:27,313 --> 00:06:29,335 - HA HA! WE-- - HA HA HA! THE WILD. 194 00:06:29,435 --> 00:06:30,976 - IT'S TRUE. - GOOD. 195 00:06:31,075 --> 00:06:32,217 - IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY. - I SHOULD GET GOING. 196 00:06:32,317 --> 00:06:33,977 YEAH. YEAH. YOU SHOULD. 197 00:06:34,077 --> 00:06:37,580 THANKS FOR CARRYING ALL THE HEAVY BOXES FOR ME. 198 00:06:37,681 --> 00:06:39,421 - NO PROBLEM. - OK, THOR. 199 00:06:39,522 --> 00:06:41,063 JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T RUIN OUR SPEECH TONIGHT 200 00:06:41,163 --> 00:06:43,144 WITH YOUR 5-YEAR-OLD HUMOR, OK? 201 00:06:43,243 --> 00:06:45,825 I AM THE GOD OF HUMOR. 202 00:06:45,926 --> 00:06:47,907 BL-L-L-L-L-L! 203 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:51,110 GRACE: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I HAD TO TAKE 3 BUSES, 204 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:56,512 WALK HALF A MILE TO GET A VIEW LIKE THIS. 205 00:06:56,613 --> 00:06:58,875 YEAH. I DON'T TAKE IT FOR GRANTED, MA. 206 00:06:58,974 --> 00:06:59,955 I KNOW YOU DON'T. 207 00:07:00,055 --> 00:07:02,157 SO ARE YOU READY FOR TONIGHT? 208 00:07:02,257 --> 00:07:05,378 MY SPEECH IS. I DON'T KNOW IF I AM. 209 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:09,601 I'M BRINGING ALICIA. 210 00:07:09,702 --> 00:07:11,323 YOU THINK THAT'S GONNA BE WEIRD? 211 00:07:11,423 --> 00:07:13,084 HELL YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE WEIRD. 212 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:14,604 AIN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING ME FEEL BETTER? 213 00:07:14,705 --> 00:07:16,325 I AM NOT HERE TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 214 00:07:16,426 --> 00:07:18,128 I AM HERE TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, 215 00:07:18,228 --> 00:07:20,089 AND THE TRUTH IS, 216 00:07:20,188 --> 00:07:21,370 THIS IS THE WAY LIFE GOES 217 00:07:21,469 --> 00:07:23,211 WHEN YOU'RE WILLING TO FALL IN AND OUT OF LOVE. 218 00:07:23,311 --> 00:07:25,012 ALICIA AND I AIN'T DOING THAT. 219 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,133 WE JUST HAVING FUN. 220 00:07:26,233 --> 00:07:27,854 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT ALICIA, 221 00:07:27,954 --> 00:07:29,774 BUT I AM PROUD OF YOU 222 00:07:29,875 --> 00:07:32,137 FOR FINALLY PUTTING YOURSELF FIRST 223 00:07:32,236 --> 00:07:33,658 AND DOING WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY. 224 00:07:33,758 --> 00:07:36,058 I AM HAPPY, AND MY CLASSES ARE DOPE. 225 00:07:36,159 --> 00:07:38,341 COACH KENNY AND I ADDED WRINKLES 226 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:39,942 TO THE PLAYBOOK FOR NEXT SEASON. 227 00:07:40,041 --> 00:07:41,743 A.D. BARNES HAS BEEN KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH HIM. 228 00:07:41,842 --> 00:07:43,825 KENNY SHOULD BE GETTING THE HEAD COACH OFFER 229 00:07:43,924 --> 00:07:45,065 ANY DAY NOW. 230 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:46,827 YOU SOUND CONFIDENT. 231 00:07:46,926 --> 00:07:49,108 IT'S EASY TO BE CONFIDENT WHEN NOBODY ELSE WANTS THE JOB. 232 00:07:49,207 --> 00:07:50,748 HA HA! 233 00:07:50,849 --> 00:07:52,390 LOOK AT YOU-- 234 00:07:52,490 --> 00:07:54,192 ALL OF THAT AND A DATE TONIGHT. 235 00:07:54,291 --> 00:07:55,231 NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING MEAN. 236 00:07:55,332 --> 00:07:56,832 HA HA HA! 237 00:07:56,933 --> 00:07:59,315 WHERE YOUR HUSBAND AT? 238 00:07:59,414 --> 00:08:03,878 ASHER: AND THAT IS WHAT I CALL THE BAKER'S DOZEN. 239 00:08:03,978 --> 00:08:05,839 - NOTHING? - UH-UH. 240 00:08:05,938 --> 00:08:07,760 MAYBE MY TIMING WAS OFF. SHOULD A START OVER? 241 00:08:07,861 --> 00:08:09,080 PLEASE NO. 242 00:08:09,181 --> 00:08:10,481 I COULD LEAD WITH A JOKE. 243 00:08:10,582 --> 00:08:11,603 YEAH. 244 00:08:11,702 --> 00:08:13,363 WHY DID COACH BAKER STAND IN THE CORNER? 245 00:08:13,464 --> 00:08:14,404 WHY? 246 00:08:14,505 --> 00:08:16,005 BECAUSE HE NEEDED A TIMEOUT. 247 00:08:16,106 --> 00:08:17,606 - MM-HMM. - OHH... 248 00:08:17,707 --> 00:08:20,568 NOBODY SHOULD GIVE ME THE MIC TONIGHT. 249 00:08:20,669 --> 00:08:23,091 I THINK IF YOU LEAN LESS INTO THE DAD JOKES 250 00:08:23,190 --> 00:08:25,411 AND MORE INTO WHO COACH BAKER IS, 251 00:08:25,512 --> 00:08:27,173 YOU'LL FIND YOUR FUNNY. 252 00:08:27,272 --> 00:08:29,015 BEING FUNNY ISN'T MY THING. 253 00:08:29,115 --> 00:08:32,256 IT'S J.J.'s. 254 00:08:32,357 --> 00:08:34,377 YOU STILL HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM? 255 00:08:34,478 --> 00:08:35,739 NO. 256 00:08:35,838 --> 00:08:37,941 APPARENTLY, JORDAN AND SPENCER HAVE, 257 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:39,302 WHICH MEANS HE DIDN'T MOVE OUT OF THIS HOUSE 258 00:08:39,402 --> 00:08:41,463 TO GET AWAY FROM US. 259 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:44,105 HE MOVED OUT TO GET AWAY FROM ME. 260 00:08:44,204 --> 00:08:46,226 MAYBE HE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE SPACE. 261 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:47,827 FROM JUST ME? 262 00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:49,388 WELL, SOMETIMES THE PEOPLE WE TAKE OUR CRAP OUT ON 263 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:51,710 ARE THE ONES WE FEEL SAFEST WITH. 264 00:08:51,809 --> 00:08:54,752 DON'T MISTAKE J.J. GHOSTING YOU FOR ANGER. 265 00:08:54,852 --> 00:08:58,634 JUST KEEP LETTING HIM KNOW YOU'RE THERE. 266 00:08:58,733 --> 00:09:00,556 - OOH. - HEY, YOU OK? 267 00:09:00,655 --> 00:09:02,756 YEAH. I THINK I JUST PULLED A MUSCLE 268 00:09:02,857 --> 00:09:07,199 IN YOGA THE OTHER DAY, BUT I'M FINE. 269 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:09,160 NOW HIT ME WITH ANOTHER DAD JOKE. 270 00:09:09,261 --> 00:09:10,602 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. - LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 271 00:09:10,702 --> 00:09:12,764 ALL RIGHT. COMING UP. COMING UP. 272 00:09:12,864 --> 00:09:14,485 UH...OOH. 273 00:09:14,585 --> 00:09:17,406 WHY DID COACH BAKER ASK FOR HIS CHANGE? 274 00:09:17,506 --> 00:09:20,009 - WHY? - TO GET HIS QUARTERBACK. 275 00:09:20,109 --> 00:09:22,329 - HA HA HA! - EH. 276 00:09:22,430 --> 00:09:24,211 HEY, DAD, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 277 00:09:24,311 --> 00:09:25,771 HEY, YOU MADE IT BACK. 278 00:09:25,872 --> 00:09:27,293 - BIRTHDAY BOY. - ALL RIGHT. 279 00:09:27,393 --> 00:09:29,735 - WHAT'S HAPPENING, CAPTAIN? - YOU KNOW. 280 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:32,057 SO...HOW WAS IT? 281 00:09:32,156 --> 00:09:34,218 WILLMONT WAS AMAZING, OK? 282 00:09:34,318 --> 00:09:36,098 I MEAN, THEIR ATHLETIC FACILITY, 283 00:09:36,199 --> 00:09:37,220 IT RIVALS GAU's. 284 00:09:37,319 --> 00:09:39,021 PLUS, I GOT TO SPEND TIME 285 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:40,982 WITH THE OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR AND HIS FAMILY. 286 00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:43,463 YEAH. HE REMINDS ME A LOT OF YOU, YOU KNOW, 287 00:09:43,564 --> 00:09:45,386 AND HE HAD A TON OF THINGS TO SAY 288 00:09:45,486 --> 00:09:47,266 ABOUT MY FUTURE AS A QB. 289 00:09:47,367 --> 00:09:50,468 ALL RIGHT. WELL, I DON'T DOUBT THAT. 290 00:09:50,569 --> 00:09:52,230 YOU KNOW, IT'S GONNA BE PRETTY TOUGH 291 00:09:52,329 --> 00:09:54,712 TO CHOOSE BETWEEN WILLMONT AND COASTAL. 292 00:09:54,812 --> 00:09:56,153 I MEAN, THERE'S A TON OF REASONS 293 00:09:56,252 --> 00:09:57,353 FOR ME TO STAY HERE. 294 00:09:57,453 --> 00:09:59,194 OH, SO YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT TRANSFERRING. 295 00:09:59,295 --> 00:10:00,436 I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST, LIKE, 296 00:10:00,535 --> 00:10:02,197 A TESTING-OUT-THE-WATERS TYPE OF A THING. 297 00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:05,199 NO. I WANT TO PLAY FOOTBALL NEXT SEASON, YOU KNOW? 298 00:10:05,299 --> 00:10:06,880 GAU's PROGRAM IS A MESS RIGHT NOW. 299 00:10:06,980 --> 00:10:08,081 WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE THEM TIME 300 00:10:08,181 --> 00:10:09,602 TO TRY TO FIGURE THINGS OUT. 301 00:10:09,702 --> 00:10:11,163 DAD, I'M OUT OF TIME, OK? 302 00:10:11,263 --> 00:10:12,924 I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT MY FUTURE, 303 00:10:13,024 --> 00:10:14,965 AND THAT MEANS FINDING A COACH WHO BELIEVES IN ME. 304 00:10:15,064 --> 00:10:16,446 I BELIEVE IN YOU. 305 00:10:16,545 --> 00:10:18,287 I KNOW YOU DO, BUT YOU'RE NOT MY COACH ANYMORE. 306 00:10:18,386 --> 00:10:19,848 YOU'RE MY DAD. 307 00:10:19,948 --> 00:10:22,250 I JUST HAVE TO FIND MY VERSION OF YOU 308 00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:25,151 ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD. 309 00:10:31,915 --> 00:10:33,978 YOU DO KNOW THERE'S PEOPLE THAT DO THAT, RIGHT? 310 00:10:34,078 --> 00:10:35,139 BUT THAT COSTS MONEY, OK? 311 00:10:35,239 --> 00:10:38,101 BESIDES, IT'S WHAT'S INSIDE THAT COUNTS. 312 00:10:38,201 --> 00:10:39,902 OK, SO WHAT'S INSIDE? 313 00:10:40,002 --> 00:10:42,303 I FRAMED MY SPEECH FOR BILLY TONIGHT. 314 00:10:42,403 --> 00:10:44,505 YOU DON'T WANT TO SPEND A CENT, DO YOU? 315 00:10:44,605 --> 00:10:45,866 ARE YOU HERE TO HELP ME 316 00:10:45,966 --> 00:10:47,187 OR JUST BE A PAIN IN MY ASS? 317 00:10:47,287 --> 00:10:48,627 I JUST CAME TO GIVE YOU THE HEADS-UP 318 00:10:48,728 --> 00:10:50,509 THAT LIV OVERHEARD ME TELLING SKYE 319 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,230 THAT YOU WERE BRINGING ALICIA TONIGHT. 320 00:10:52,329 --> 00:10:53,550 WHAT IS WITH YOU AND THAT DAMN MOUTH? 321 00:10:53,651 --> 00:10:55,271 I WAS HAVING A PRIVATE CONVERSATION 322 00:10:55,372 --> 00:10:56,393 WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. 323 00:10:56,492 --> 00:10:58,194 BESIDES, SHE WAS GONNA FIND OUT ANYWAY 324 00:10:58,294 --> 00:10:59,355 WHEN Y'ALL TWO WALKED IN TOGETHER. 325 00:10:59,454 --> 00:11:00,795 HOW'D SHE TAKE IT? 326 00:11:00,896 --> 00:11:02,237 MORE PISSED AT ME THAN CONCERNED ABOUT YOU 327 00:11:02,337 --> 00:11:03,197 IF THAT HELPS. 328 00:11:03,297 --> 00:11:04,518 YOU THINK IT'S A BAD IDEA, 329 00:11:04,617 --> 00:11:06,079 ME BRINGING ALICIA TONIGHT? 330 00:11:06,179 --> 00:11:08,321 I THINK IT'S A WORSE IDEA TO UNINVITE HER NOW. 331 00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:10,162 BESIDES, YOU AND LIV GONNA HAVE TO RIP OFF 332 00:11:10,261 --> 00:11:13,124 THAT BREAKUP BAND-AID EVENTUALLY. 333 00:11:13,223 --> 00:11:14,725 [EXHALES] 334 00:11:14,824 --> 00:11:16,206 [INHALES] 335 00:11:16,306 --> 00:11:17,207 [PLAYS DRUMROLL] 336 00:11:17,307 --> 00:11:18,888 MM... 337 00:11:18,987 --> 00:11:21,249 OK. EITHER YOU'VE HAD WAY TOO MUCH CAFFEINE 338 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,010 OR SOMETHING'S BUGGING. 339 00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:24,290 OR SOMETHING. 340 00:11:24,391 --> 00:11:26,413 ALL RIGHT. HIT ME WITH IT. 341 00:11:26,513 --> 00:11:27,854 WHAT'S GOT YOU SO RILED UP? 342 00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:29,295 I'M SUPPOSED TO BE FINISHING UP 343 00:11:29,395 --> 00:11:30,574 MY SPEECH FOR MY DAD'S BIRTHDAY, 344 00:11:30,675 --> 00:11:32,617 BUT ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT 345 00:11:32,717 --> 00:11:34,298 IS THAT SPENCER'S BRINGING A DATE. 346 00:11:34,398 --> 00:11:35,659 TO YOUR DAD'S BIRTHDAY? 347 00:11:35,759 --> 00:11:37,020 I KNOW. 348 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,540 I MEAN, HE CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS TO DO, RIGHT? 349 00:11:39,641 --> 00:11:41,143 WE'RE NOT TOGETHER. 350 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,704 IT'S JUST-- I DON'T KNOW. 351 00:11:42,804 --> 00:11:44,585 IT'S WEIRD SEEING HIM MOVE ON BEFORE ME. 352 00:11:44,684 --> 00:11:46,746 AND WHO SAYS HE'S MOVED ON BEFORE YOU? 353 00:11:46,846 --> 00:11:49,228 I THINK ME SHOWING UP DATELESS SAYS IT ALL. 354 00:11:49,328 --> 00:11:51,269 THEN DON'T SHOW UP DATELESS. 355 00:11:51,369 --> 00:11:53,631 WHAT IF I WENT WITH YOU... 356 00:11:53,731 --> 00:11:57,353 AS YOUR FAUX DATE, OF COURSE? 357 00:11:57,453 --> 00:12:00,275 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT, 358 00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:02,076 AND DON'T SAY "FAUX." 359 00:12:02,175 --> 00:12:04,158 IT'S WEIRD. 360 00:12:04,258 --> 00:12:05,679 I WANT TO GO. 361 00:12:05,779 --> 00:12:07,600 BESIDES, YOU NEED SOMEONE BY YOUR SIDE 362 00:12:07,699 --> 00:12:10,242 WHO CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH WHEN HE'S LOOKING 363 00:12:10,342 --> 00:12:13,284 AND MAYBE EVEN WHEN HE'S NOT. 364 00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:15,986 JUST THINK ABOUT IT. 365 00:12:17,547 --> 00:12:21,850 LAYLA: SO YOU BACK FOR MORE RISK? 366 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:23,251 UH... 367 00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:24,290 HEE HEE! 368 00:12:24,391 --> 00:12:26,992 ACTUALLY, UM... 369 00:12:28,434 --> 00:12:29,775 I'M BACK TO HEAR 370 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,655 WHAT REALLY WENT DOWN IN ATLANTA. 371 00:12:31,756 --> 00:12:34,377 UH, I MEAN, IT'S LIKE I TOLD LIV-- 372 00:12:34,478 --> 00:12:35,458 IT WAS FINE. 373 00:12:35,559 --> 00:12:36,699 WELL, YOU SEE, I KNOW 374 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:38,341 ALL OF YOUR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, 375 00:12:38,441 --> 00:12:39,581 AND THE ONE THAT YOU HAD WHEN LIV ASKED 376 00:12:39,681 --> 00:12:41,742 HOW ATLANTA WAS WAS YOUR "SO NOT FINE" LOOK. 377 00:12:41,843 --> 00:12:43,504 I DON'T HAVE A "SO NOT FINE" LOOK. 378 00:12:43,604 --> 00:12:46,186 WAIT. HOW MANY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS DO I HAVE? 379 00:12:46,285 --> 00:12:48,027 8. DON'T DODGE THE QUESTION. 380 00:12:48,127 --> 00:12:50,429 OK. FINE. YEAH. 381 00:12:50,529 --> 00:12:52,790 SIMONE AND I HAD A CONVERSATION 382 00:12:52,890 --> 00:12:54,111 OR TWO OR 3. 383 00:12:54,211 --> 00:12:55,352 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 384 00:12:55,452 --> 00:12:56,752 BECAUSE IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU 385 00:12:56,853 --> 00:12:58,833 AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH ME AND SIMONE. 386 00:12:58,934 --> 00:13:00,194 OK. FINE. 387 00:13:00,295 --> 00:13:01,795 TECHNICALLY, IT KIND OF HAD TO DO WITH YOU, 388 00:13:01,896 --> 00:13:04,198 BUT REALLY, IT WAS MORE ABOUT ME AND HER 389 00:13:04,298 --> 00:13:06,319 AND ALL THE STUFF THAT WAS LEFT UNSAID AT CHRISTMAS, OK? 390 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,800 I JUST WANTED TO CLEAR THE AIR. 391 00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:09,481 YOU TOLD HER ABOUT US, DIDN'T YOU, 392 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,843 WITHOUT ANY HEADS-UP OR INPUT FROM ME. 393 00:13:11,943 --> 00:13:13,364 WELL, IT DIDN'T EXACTLY GO AS I HOPED, 394 00:13:13,463 --> 00:13:14,564 IF THAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER. 395 00:13:14,665 --> 00:13:16,126 THIS IS A JOKE TO YOU, OK? 396 00:13:16,226 --> 00:13:18,127 I SHOULD'VE BEEN THE ONE TO TELL HER, LAYLA. 397 00:13:18,227 --> 00:13:19,528 IT'S NOT A JOKE, JORDAN. 398 00:13:19,627 --> 00:13:21,409 SIMONE WAS MY FRIEND, AND WOMAN TO WOMAN, 399 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:22,650 I OWED HER A CONVERSATION. 400 00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,251 OK. WELL, SIMONE WASN'T JUST MY FRIEND, OK? 401 00:13:24,351 --> 00:13:25,372 SHE WAS MY WIFE. 402 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,413 WOW. OK. 403 00:13:27,513 --> 00:13:29,495 LOOK. MY POINT IS, IS THAT I SHOULD'VE HAD 404 00:13:29,595 --> 00:13:31,616 A SAY IN WHO TELLS HER AND WHEN. 405 00:13:31,716 --> 00:13:34,258 WE SHOULD'VE MADE THAT DECISION TOGETHER AS A TEAM. 406 00:13:34,357 --> 00:13:35,779 SIMONE AND I, WE'RE IN A GOOD PLACE, 407 00:13:35,879 --> 00:13:37,340 AND NOW SHE'S GOING TO THINK 408 00:13:37,439 --> 00:13:38,540 THAT I LIED TO HER OR, WORSE, 409 00:13:38,641 --> 00:13:41,903 DIDN'T CARE ENOUGH TO TELL HER PERSONALLY. 410 00:13:42,002 --> 00:13:43,784 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU KNOW? 411 00:13:43,884 --> 00:13:45,986 I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU GOT TO CLEAR YOUR CONSCIENCE. 412 00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:48,967 - JORDAN, I-- - NO. FORGET IT. 413 00:13:56,612 --> 00:13:57,673 YOUNG CHAPA: ♪♪ RUN IT BACK, HEY ♪♪ 414 00:13:57,773 --> 00:13:58,794 ♪♪ RUN IT BACK, HEY, HEY ♪♪ 415 00:13:58,894 --> 00:14:00,235 ♪♪ RUN IT BACK, HEY ♪♪ 416 00:14:00,335 --> 00:14:01,756 ♪♪ RUN IT BACK, RUN IT BACK, RUN IT BACK... ♪♪ 417 00:14:01,856 --> 00:14:05,398 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 418 00:14:05,497 --> 00:14:07,360 WHAT IS THIS? 419 00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:09,601 IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY ROAST. 420 00:14:09,701 --> 00:14:11,523 ROAST? ON A RANDOM BIRTH-- 421 00:14:11,622 --> 00:14:12,923 SHOULD I BE WORRIED? 422 00:14:13,023 --> 00:14:14,364 - NO BIRTHDAY IS RANDOM. - RIGHT. 423 00:14:14,463 --> 00:14:16,206 JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX 424 00:14:16,306 --> 00:14:19,448 AND KNOW THAT, WHATEVER'S SAID ABOUT YOU TONIGHT, 425 00:14:19,548 --> 00:14:20,489 THAT WE LOVE YOU. 426 00:14:20,588 --> 00:14:21,929 - OK. - OK. 427 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,329 I GOT TO GO CHECK ON THE CATERERS. 428 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,651 ALL RIGHT. YOU LOOK GOOD. 429 00:14:24,751 --> 00:14:26,893 - LIKE MY BILLY BAKER? - I DO. 430 00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:29,535 AH, THEY GOT YOU IN ON THIS THING, TOO, HUH? 431 00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:31,216 THEY COULDN'T PAY ME TO MISS IT. 432 00:14:31,316 --> 00:14:32,456 ALL RIGHT. NICE. 433 00:14:32,556 --> 00:14:33,477 PLUS, THIS TRACK SUIT BEATS A DRESS 434 00:14:33,557 --> 00:14:34,898 AND HEELS ANY DAY. 435 00:14:34,997 --> 00:14:36,179 I WISH THEY TOLD ME TO PUT A TRACK SUIT ON 436 00:14:36,279 --> 00:14:37,180 RIGHT ABOUT NOW. 437 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:38,460 HA HA! HEY, LISTEN. 438 00:14:38,559 --> 00:14:39,941 BILLY, I WANT TO THANK YOU 439 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,303 FOR ALWAYS LOOKING OUT FOR SPENCER. 440 00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:43,463 PLEASE. 441 00:14:43,564 --> 00:14:45,064 WHAT YOU DID TO HELP KENNY GET CONSIDERED 442 00:14:45,165 --> 00:14:47,587 FOR THE COACHING JOB AT GAU MEANS A LOT... 443 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,107 OK. MM-HMM. 444 00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:50,669 AND, ACCORDING TO SPENCER, 445 00:14:50,769 --> 00:14:51,949 IT LOOKS LIKE KENNY'LL GET AN OFFER SOON. 446 00:14:52,049 --> 00:14:53,470 HE'S DEFINITELY ON THE SHORT LIST, 447 00:14:53,569 --> 00:14:55,352 BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT A.D. BARNES, 448 00:14:55,452 --> 00:14:57,593 HE'S CONSIDERING OTHER CANDIDATES. 449 00:14:57,693 --> 00:14:59,473 - SERIOUSLY? - YEAH. 450 00:14:59,574 --> 00:15:00,795 SPENCER SEEMED TO THINK 451 00:15:00,895 --> 00:15:02,035 NO ONE ELSE WANTED THE JOB. 452 00:15:02,136 --> 00:15:03,437 YOU KNOW HOW THESE THINGS ARE. 453 00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:04,758 THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEBODY ELSE IN THE MIX, 454 00:15:04,857 --> 00:15:06,199 SOMEBODY WHO'S GONNA WANT TO COVER-- 455 00:15:06,299 --> 00:15:07,600 COVER THEIR BASES. 456 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:08,881 - CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER? - YEAH. 457 00:15:08,981 --> 00:15:10,482 - ALL RIGHT. - OF COURSE. 458 00:15:10,582 --> 00:15:11,401 - I'M GLAD YOU MADE IT. - YEAH. 459 00:15:11,502 --> 00:15:13,544 - ALL RIGHT NOW. - OK. 460 00:15:15,505 --> 00:15:16,606 WHAT'S UP? 461 00:15:16,706 --> 00:15:18,727 OK. I FOUND A FEW POTENTIAL SPOTS FOR YOU, 462 00:15:18,827 --> 00:15:20,288 AND, LOOK, THIS ONE EVEN HAS A FIREPLACE. 463 00:15:20,388 --> 00:15:22,449 I MEAN, IT LOOKS A'IGHT, BUT I'VE SEEN FIRSTHAND 464 00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:24,571 THAT THE PHOTOS IS NOT THE WHOLE TRUTH. 465 00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:26,531 BABE, WHY ARE YOU STILL ON THIS? 466 00:15:26,631 --> 00:15:28,254 I'M NOT MOVING. 467 00:15:28,354 --> 00:15:29,494 WHATEVER'S HAPPENING HERE 468 00:15:29,593 --> 00:15:30,535 IS BETTER THAN WHAT'S OUT THERE. 469 00:15:30,635 --> 00:15:32,016 NOW LET'S GET GOING. 470 00:15:32,116 --> 00:15:34,338 SPENCER'S WAITING ON US, AND WE ALREADY LATE. 471 00:15:34,438 --> 00:15:36,458 OK. 472 00:15:36,559 --> 00:15:39,501 OK. ALICIA SHOULD BE HERE SOON, 473 00:15:39,601 --> 00:15:41,222 AND COOP IS NOT FAR BEHIND. 474 00:15:41,322 --> 00:15:42,463 MM-HMM. 475 00:15:42,563 --> 00:15:46,506 - YOU GOOD? - YEP. YEAH. YEAH. 476 00:15:46,606 --> 00:15:48,467 J., I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY, MAN. 477 00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:49,468 FOR WHAT? 478 00:15:49,568 --> 00:15:50,627 I SEEN HOW HYPED YOU WAS EARLIER 479 00:15:50,728 --> 00:15:52,390 AFTER YOUR VISIT TO WILLMONT. 480 00:15:52,490 --> 00:15:53,670 SECOND I WALKED IN THE DOOR, 481 00:15:53,771 --> 00:15:55,151 YOUR WHOLE MOOD CHANGED. 482 00:15:55,251 --> 00:15:56,752 - THAT'S NOT US. - NO. THAT'S NOT US. 483 00:15:56,853 --> 00:15:59,434 NO. I NEVER WANT YOU TO QUIET YOUR EXCITEMENT 484 00:15:59,534 --> 00:16:01,035 BECAUSE OF ME. 485 00:16:01,135 --> 00:16:02,356 WE COOL. ON GOD. 486 00:16:02,456 --> 00:16:05,198 THANKS, SPENCE. I APPRECIATE IT. 487 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,319 OF COURSE. 488 00:16:06,419 --> 00:16:08,120 OH, SORRY. THE DOOR WAS OPEN. 489 00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:09,521 WHAT'S UP. OH, YOU ALL GOOD. 490 00:16:09,621 --> 00:16:11,362 ALICIA, THIS IS-- 491 00:16:11,462 --> 00:16:12,323 JORDAN BAKER. 492 00:16:12,423 --> 00:16:13,684 I'M SORRY. HAVE WE MET? 493 00:16:13,784 --> 00:16:15,045 SOMEHOW WE'VE ALWAYS MISSED EACH OTHER 494 00:16:15,145 --> 00:16:16,686 WHEN I'M HERE, BUT SPENCE FILLED ME IN 495 00:16:16,785 --> 00:16:18,327 ON ALL OF HIS ROOMMATES. 496 00:16:18,427 --> 00:16:20,889 WOW. WELL, DON'T LISTEN TO ANYTHING HE SAYS. 497 00:16:20,989 --> 00:16:22,250 IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU. 498 00:16:22,350 --> 00:16:23,650 - NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO. - OH, OK. 499 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:24,931 COOP IS HOLLERING FROM OUTSIDE. 500 00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:26,732 - WE SHOULD GO. - ALL RIGHT. 501 00:16:26,832 --> 00:16:30,194 [MAYOWA'S "LIFE'S A PARTY" PLAYING] 502 00:16:31,436 --> 00:16:33,617 ♪♪ LIFE'S A PARTY, YEAH ♪♪ 503 00:16:33,717 --> 00:16:36,338 ♪♪ SO ENJOY YOURSELF ♪♪ 504 00:16:36,439 --> 00:16:38,861 ♪♪ SHOW SOMEBODY YEAH ♪♪ 505 00:16:38,961 --> 00:16:40,462 ♪♪ HOW TO LOVE... ♪♪ 506 00:16:40,562 --> 00:16:41,702 WHAT'S WITH THE LOOK? 507 00:16:41,802 --> 00:16:43,063 CAN'T HELP IT. IT'S JUST MY FACE. 508 00:16:43,163 --> 00:16:44,544 DIDN'T MEAN TO HIT A TRIGGER, 509 00:16:44,644 --> 00:16:45,944 JUST MAKING SURE YOU'RE GOOD. 510 00:16:46,045 --> 00:16:47,026 I'M SORRY. 511 00:16:47,126 --> 00:16:48,747 IT'S JUST, IT'S BEEN A ROUGH FEW DAYS. 512 00:16:48,847 --> 00:16:50,428 ROUGH DAYS MEAN THE GOOD ONES ARE COMING. 513 00:16:50,528 --> 00:16:52,430 I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT. HA HA! 514 00:16:52,530 --> 00:16:54,311 MM... 515 00:16:54,410 --> 00:16:55,352 HEY, ARE YOU OK? 516 00:16:55,452 --> 00:16:57,433 YEAH. YEAH. IT'LL PASS. 517 00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:59,473 I JUST GOT TO BREATHE SLOWLY. 518 00:16:59,574 --> 00:17:00,555 [INHALES] 519 00:17:00,655 --> 00:17:02,236 - MM... - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 520 00:17:02,336 --> 00:17:03,837 HEY, YOU'RE STILL HAVING PAIN? 521 00:17:03,937 --> 00:17:06,079 WHY DON'T I GET YOU SOME WATER, OK? 522 00:17:06,179 --> 00:17:07,159 THANKS. 523 00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:09,561 BABE, LET'S GO. YOU SHOULD REST. 524 00:17:09,661 --> 00:17:11,042 NO, NO. I'LL BE FINE. 525 00:17:11,142 --> 00:17:13,083 I MADE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT FOR TOMORROW. 526 00:17:13,183 --> 00:17:14,724 COME ON. TONIGHT'S ABOUT YOU. 527 00:17:14,824 --> 00:17:17,446 BESIDES, MY PAIN'S AT, LIKE, A 4. 528 00:17:17,546 --> 00:17:18,687 OUT OF 5? 529 00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,848 OUT OF 10, ASH. 530 00:17:20,948 --> 00:17:23,370 IF IT GETS WORSE, I PROMISE I'LL TELL YOU. 531 00:17:23,470 --> 00:17:25,952 - OK. - HEY... 532 00:17:27,033 --> 00:17:28,414 - HEY. - OH. 533 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:29,895 HA HA! WHAT'S UP? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COACH. 534 00:17:29,995 --> 00:17:31,456 WHAT'S HAPPENING? GLAD YOU MADE IT. 535 00:17:31,556 --> 00:17:33,377 YEAH. OK. WAIT TILL MY SPEECH. 536 00:17:33,477 --> 00:17:34,778 YOU MIGHT BE SAYING OTHERWISE. 537 00:17:34,878 --> 00:17:36,459 AH. LAURA GOT TO YOU, TOO, HUH? 538 00:17:36,559 --> 00:17:38,620 OH, SHE GOT TO EVERYBODY. 539 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:39,941 OH, LOOK AT THIS THING. 540 00:17:40,041 --> 00:17:42,263 ♪♪ SHOW SOMEBODY, YEAH ♪♪ 541 00:17:42,363 --> 00:17:45,185 ♪♪ HOW TO LOVE YOURSELF... ♪♪ 542 00:17:45,285 --> 00:17:46,786 LOOK AT THIS. 543 00:17:46,886 --> 00:17:49,828 THE LEAST SHE COULD'VE DONE WAS MAKE IT MY HEIGHT. 544 00:17:49,928 --> 00:17:51,589 SHE GOT THE SMALL HANDS RIGHT, THOUGH. 545 00:17:51,689 --> 00:17:54,511 SMALL? THESE ARE NFL HANDS, BABY. 546 00:17:54,611 --> 00:17:55,552 WHAT YOU MEAN? 547 00:17:55,652 --> 00:17:56,912 OK. THEY'RE NOT SUPER BOWL HANDS. 548 00:17:57,012 --> 00:17:58,193 YOU NEED BIG HANDS TO HOLD THAT TROPHY. 549 00:17:58,293 --> 00:17:59,995 YOU'VE SEEN IT. 550 00:18:00,095 --> 00:18:02,516 - IT'S LIKE THAT, HUH? - WE'LL SEE. 551 00:18:02,616 --> 00:18:05,118 I'M COMING FOR YOU. 552 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,399 HEY, YOU. 553 00:18:06,499 --> 00:18:07,880 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU M.C. TONIGHT. 554 00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:09,401 MM, YOU SHOULD MAKE A JOKE 555 00:18:09,501 --> 00:18:10,962 ABOUT SLEEPING IN BILLY'S BED. 556 00:18:11,062 --> 00:18:12,243 WHAT IS YOUR OBSESSION 557 00:18:12,343 --> 00:18:13,484 WITH ME LIVING AT THE BAKER HOUSE? 558 00:18:13,584 --> 00:18:14,684 I'M NOT OBSESSED. 559 00:18:14,784 --> 00:18:16,045 BUT YOU KIND OF ARE, AND I'M KIND OF TIRED 560 00:18:16,145 --> 00:18:17,566 OF TALKING ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT? 561 00:18:17,666 --> 00:18:18,607 MS. BAKER'S MY BOSS. 562 00:18:18,707 --> 00:18:19,848 SHE'S DOING ME A SOLID ON THE RENT 563 00:18:19,948 --> 00:18:21,569 TO HELP ME SAVE MONEY. 564 00:18:21,669 --> 00:18:22,770 NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND 565 00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:24,571 WOULD WALK AWAY FROM A SITUATION LIKE THAT. 566 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,092 OK. WELL, I JUST LOVE YOU 567 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,653 AND WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY. 568 00:18:27,753 --> 00:18:29,534 LAURA: HEY, COOP, WE'RE READY FOR YOU. 569 00:18:29,634 --> 00:18:30,535 OK. COOL. 570 00:18:30,635 --> 00:18:32,536 OK. LET'S DO IT. 571 00:18:32,636 --> 00:18:37,179 LOOK. I'M HAPPY, OK? CAN WE JUST MOVE ON? 572 00:18:37,279 --> 00:18:39,281 MM-HMM. 573 00:18:40,121 --> 00:18:41,502 I TRIED TO CONVERT SPENCE-- 574 00:18:41,602 --> 00:18:43,624 I REALLY HAVE-- BUT HE JUST LOVES 575 00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:45,825 TO TAKE IT FROM THE BOTTOM, RIGHT? 576 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,626 PERSONALLY, I'M A TOP GUY. 577 00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:50,668 OK. ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT TOILET PAPER? 578 00:18:50,768 --> 00:18:52,349 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 579 00:18:52,449 --> 00:18:53,550 - REFILLS. - OK. 580 00:18:53,650 --> 00:18:55,151 - REFILLS. - OK. THANK YOU. 581 00:18:55,251 --> 00:18:57,793 - YEP. - HE'S FUNNY. 582 00:18:57,893 --> 00:18:59,594 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME JORDAN WAS SO COOL. 583 00:18:59,694 --> 00:19:01,475 I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO. 584 00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:02,836 - ARE YOU KIDDING? - DAMN. 585 00:19:02,936 --> 00:19:04,317 YOU KNOW, I HAVE A LIST ABOUT A MILE LONG 586 00:19:04,417 --> 00:19:06,639 OF GIRLS WHO WOULD DIE TO DATE HIM. 587 00:19:06,739 --> 00:19:09,000 - HE'S SINGLE, RIGHT? - RECENTLY SINGLE, YEAH. 588 00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:10,161 OK. 589 00:19:10,261 --> 00:19:11,562 LIKE YOU SAID, EVERYBODY GOT A PAST, RIGHT? 590 00:19:11,662 --> 00:19:14,464 MM-HMM. YES. 591 00:19:19,547 --> 00:19:21,849 I'M GUESSING THAT'S YOUR PAST. 592 00:19:21,949 --> 00:19:26,472 YEAH, AND SHE'S HERE WITH NOAH. 593 00:19:31,035 --> 00:19:32,136 WELCOME, EVERYONE, 594 00:19:32,236 --> 00:19:33,497 TO COACH BAKER'S BIRTHDAY ROAST. 595 00:19:33,597 --> 00:19:37,139 OOH! WHOOP WHOOP! 596 00:19:37,239 --> 00:19:40,621 UM, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN CALL ME BILLY. 597 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:41,862 YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? 598 00:19:41,962 --> 00:19:45,225 AND PISS OFF MOMS? NO, THANKS. 599 00:19:45,325 --> 00:19:47,506 SO I MET COACH BAKER A FEW YEARS BACK, 600 00:19:47,606 --> 00:19:49,587 AND I GOT TO SAY, FOR THE MOST PART, 601 00:19:49,687 --> 00:19:52,029 HE'S ALL RIGHT, EXCEPT HE CLAIMS 602 00:19:52,129 --> 00:19:55,591 TO BE FROM THE HOOD, MY HOOD, TO BE EXACT. 603 00:19:55,691 --> 00:19:58,073 YOU GUYS KNOW THE HOODEST THING I'VE SEEN HIM DO? 604 00:19:58,173 --> 00:19:59,594 - NO? - WHAT? 605 00:19:59,694 --> 00:20:02,596 MOW THE LAWN IN BLACK AIR FORCE 1s. 606 00:20:02,696 --> 00:20:04,397 [LAUGHTER] 607 00:20:04,497 --> 00:20:05,798 THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN BEING BORN 608 00:20:05,898 --> 00:20:07,399 WITH A UGLY KID, AND YOU GOT 609 00:20:07,499 --> 00:20:09,561 TWO OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME. 610 00:20:09,661 --> 00:20:11,842 YOU GUYS, MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE BAKER TWINS. 611 00:20:11,942 --> 00:20:12,843 ALL RIGHT. 612 00:20:12,943 --> 00:20:13,964 THANK YOU. 613 00:20:14,064 --> 00:20:15,285 WOW, WOW, WOW. 614 00:20:15,385 --> 00:20:17,206 THANKS, COOP, FOR FILLING IN TONIGHT. 615 00:20:17,306 --> 00:20:18,687 YOU KNOW, PATIENCE COULDN'T BE HERE 616 00:20:18,787 --> 00:20:19,848 BECAUSE SHE'S SOMEWHERE ON A STAGE 617 00:20:19,948 --> 00:20:21,649 ACTUALLY ENTERTAINING PEOPLE. 618 00:20:21,749 --> 00:20:22,609 OOH... 619 00:20:22,709 --> 00:20:24,090 WELL, YOU KNOW, I'LL GO FIRST 620 00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:26,172 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I WAS BORN FIRST. 621 00:20:26,272 --> 00:20:27,733 HENCE, THE ODD-SHAPED HEAD. 622 00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:29,014 YOU KNOW, I LIKE TO THINK 623 00:20:29,114 --> 00:20:30,695 THAT I HELD THE DOOR OPEN FOR YOU. 624 00:20:30,795 --> 00:20:32,496 THAT'S REALLY GROSS, JORDAN. 625 00:20:32,596 --> 00:20:33,817 WELL, IF YOU COULDN'T ALREADY TELL, 626 00:20:33,917 --> 00:20:35,338 JORDAN HAS OUR DAD'S SENSE OF HUMOR. 627 00:20:35,438 --> 00:20:37,900 OH, THAT'S A LOW BLOW, LIV. 628 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,100 GROWING UP, PEOPLE USED TO ASK, 629 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,661 "WHAT WAS IT LIKE, YOU KNOW, 630 00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:41,942 "HAVING AN ABSENTEE FATHER 631 00:20:42,042 --> 00:20:43,423 WHO WAS ALSO AN NFL STAR?" 632 00:20:43,523 --> 00:20:45,104 THAT'S NOT FAIR, JORDAN. 633 00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:46,545 HE WASN'T REALLY A STAR. 634 00:20:46,645 --> 00:20:48,307 RIGHT. 635 00:20:48,407 --> 00:20:49,747 OBVIOUSLY, TONIGHT WE'RE ALL HERE 636 00:20:49,847 --> 00:20:50,908 TO CELEBRATE OUR DAD 637 00:20:51,008 --> 00:20:52,549 IN A VERY, VERY MEAN WAY. 638 00:20:52,649 --> 00:20:54,030 YES, AND WE THOUGHT OF ONE STORY 639 00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:56,512 THAT WOULD FIT PERFECTLY. 640 00:20:56,612 --> 00:20:58,153 Y'ALL, DON'T YOU DARE. 641 00:20:58,253 --> 00:20:59,534 - THE ACCIDENTAL STREAKER. - THE ACCIDENTAL STREAKER. 642 00:20:59,614 --> 00:21:02,636 - HA HA HA! - OH... 643 00:21:02,736 --> 00:21:04,557 JORDAN: SO ONE MORNING, OUR DAD WENT OUT 644 00:21:04,657 --> 00:21:06,799 TO TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE CONSTRUCTION STARTED, 645 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,400 BUT, OF COURSE, IT WAS THE DAY... 646 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,281 SHOULD I BE DOING A VIBE CHECK OVER HERE? 647 00:21:10,381 --> 00:21:12,603 IS IT THAT OBVIOUS? 648 00:21:12,703 --> 00:21:15,405 YEAH. IT IS. 649 00:21:15,505 --> 00:21:17,246 YOU AND ALICIA HAVING A GOOD TIME? 650 00:21:17,346 --> 00:21:19,567 YEAH. YEAH. SHE'S COOL. 651 00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:22,569 - BUT SHE'S NOT OLIVIA. - NO. 652 00:21:22,669 --> 00:21:23,970 NO. SHE'S NOT. 653 00:21:24,070 --> 00:21:26,092 AND THE GUY OLIVIA BROUGHT, 654 00:21:26,192 --> 00:21:27,853 HE'S NOT YOU. 655 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,455 YOU KNOW, BEFORE YOU AND OLIVIA 656 00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:32,696 EVER STARTED DATING, YOU WERE FRIENDS, 657 00:21:32,796 --> 00:21:35,178 BEST FRIENDS. 658 00:21:35,278 --> 00:21:36,739 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH TRYING 659 00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:38,220 TO GET BACK TO THAT PLACE. 660 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,661 AND WHAT IF SHE'S NOT READY? 661 00:21:39,761 --> 00:21:41,182 THEN AT LEAST YOU KNOW YOU TRIED. 662 00:21:41,282 --> 00:21:44,124 [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] 663 00:21:47,326 --> 00:21:48,707 ♪♪ DIGGY DIGGY DIGGY DEE ♪♪ 664 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:52,429 COOP: UP NEXT IS THE WOMAN WHO GAVE ME MY BIG BREAK 665 00:21:52,529 --> 00:21:55,191 AND THEN TOOK IT AWAY-- LAYLA KEATING. 666 00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:57,913 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 667 00:21:58,013 --> 00:21:59,514 THANK YOU, 668 00:21:59,614 --> 00:22:01,155 AND JORDAN ALREADY MADE THE JOKE 669 00:22:01,255 --> 00:22:02,756 ABOUT PATIENCE BEING MORE TALENTED THAN YOU, 670 00:22:02,856 --> 00:22:04,517 SO I DON'T HAVE TO, RIGHT? 671 00:22:04,617 --> 00:22:06,318 OK. GREAT. 672 00:22:06,418 --> 00:22:08,840 WELL, WHEN I WAS A KID, I SPENT SO MUCH TIME 673 00:22:08,940 --> 00:22:10,441 AT THE BAKER HOUSE, EVERYONE THOUGHT 674 00:22:10,541 --> 00:22:13,563 I WAS THEIR THIRD CHILD, SO LIV WAS THE SMART ONE, 675 00:22:13,663 --> 00:22:16,045 AND JORDAN WAS THE PRETTY ONE, 676 00:22:16,145 --> 00:22:17,606 AND, BECAUSE I WASN'T ACTUALLY RELATED 677 00:22:17,706 --> 00:22:19,687 TO COACH BAKER, I WAS THE LUCKY ONE. 678 00:22:19,787 --> 00:22:21,208 OH... 679 00:22:21,308 --> 00:22:24,010 LAYLA: I GOT TO GROW UP ENJOYING COACH BAKER'S FAMOUS RIBS... 680 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,811 A VIRGIN BILLY BELLINI. 681 00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:27,252 THANK YOU. 682 00:22:27,352 --> 00:22:30,715 IT'S PRETTY CATCHY AND... 683 00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:33,376 TASTY. 684 00:22:33,476 --> 00:22:34,537 HMM. 685 00:22:34,637 --> 00:22:36,699 YOUR MOM REALLY WENT ALL OUT. 686 00:22:36,799 --> 00:22:39,260 YEAH. BIRTHDAYS ARE KIND OF HER THING. 687 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,821 SO DOES YOUR DAD REALLY LIKE BELLINIS, 688 00:22:40,921 --> 00:22:42,342 OR IS THAT HER THING, TOO? 689 00:22:42,442 --> 00:22:44,264 OH, NO. THAT MAN LOVES A GOOD, SUGARY COCKTAIL, 690 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,145 WELL, WHEN NO ONE'S LOOKING, OF COURSE. 691 00:22:46,245 --> 00:22:49,587 OUTING A MAN'S PRIVATE DRINK, SAVAGE. 692 00:22:49,687 --> 00:22:51,829 [LAUGHTER] 693 00:22:51,929 --> 00:22:52,989 HA HA! 694 00:22:53,089 --> 00:22:55,191 HA HA HA! 695 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:57,432 HA! HA! HA HA! 696 00:22:57,532 --> 00:23:00,194 WHOA. OK. SLOW IT DOWN. 697 00:23:00,294 --> 00:23:01,595 IF I KNOW THAT'S YOUR FAKE LAUGH, 698 00:23:01,695 --> 00:23:04,637 YOU BETTER BELIEVE SPENCER WILL, TOO. 699 00:23:04,737 --> 00:23:07,719 COOP: YOU KNOW, NOT ALL OF US GET TO LIVE OUT OUR DREAMS. 700 00:23:07,819 --> 00:23:09,801 I MEAN, TAKE ASHER, FOR INSTANCE. 701 00:23:09,901 --> 00:23:11,722 HE WANTED TO PLAY FOOTBALL SO BAD, 702 00:23:11,822 --> 00:23:14,964 BUT HE JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART FOR IT. 703 00:23:15,064 --> 00:23:16,725 [LAUGHTER] 704 00:23:16,825 --> 00:23:19,087 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME ASHER ADAMS. 705 00:23:19,187 --> 00:23:22,709 [APPLAUSE] 706 00:23:23,590 --> 00:23:25,851 THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S REAL GOOD. 707 00:23:25,951 --> 00:23:27,813 SHOTS FIRED, COOP, 708 00:23:27,913 --> 00:23:30,214 BUT I GUESS YOU GOT YOUR VOICE BACK, 709 00:23:30,314 --> 00:23:33,096 NOT SO SURE THAT'S A GOOD THING. 710 00:23:33,196 --> 00:23:34,457 Y'ALL ARE CUTTHROAT. 711 00:23:34,557 --> 00:23:38,380 AHH, A COACH HONES YOUR STRENGTHS 712 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:41,061 AND DRAWS OUT YOUR WEAKNESSES. 713 00:23:41,161 --> 00:23:42,983 THEY MOLD YOU INTO THE TYPE OF PLAYER 714 00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:45,705 YOU'RE GONNA BE, OR IF YOU'RE COACH BAKER, 715 00:23:45,805 --> 00:23:48,747 YOU JUST RECRUIT THEM ILLEGALLY AND MOVE THEM INTO YOUR HOUSE. 716 00:23:48,847 --> 00:23:50,628 [LAUGHTER] 717 00:23:50,728 --> 00:23:52,309 YOU STILL MAD I TOOK YOUR SPOT, ASH? 718 00:23:52,409 --> 00:23:55,631 OOH, OW. HA HA! WHO RAISED Y'ALL? 719 00:23:55,731 --> 00:23:57,672 [LAUGHTER] 720 00:23:57,772 --> 00:23:59,954 ASHER: NOW, A BAKER IS SOMEONE WHO FINDS 721 00:24:00,054 --> 00:24:02,436 ALL THE RIGHT INGREDIENTS TO MAKE THE PERFECT DESSERT. 722 00:24:02,536 --> 00:24:04,157 I THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO LAUGH. 723 00:24:04,257 --> 00:24:05,598 - LIFE AIN'T THAT DEEP. - I DON'T KNOW. 724 00:24:05,698 --> 00:24:07,039 IT'S FELT PRETTY DEEP LATELY. 725 00:24:07,139 --> 00:24:10,281 MAYBE IF YOU STOP OVERTHINKING EVERYTHING 726 00:24:10,381 --> 00:24:12,482 AND JUST START DOING WHATEVER FEELS GOOD, 727 00:24:12,582 --> 00:24:13,803 THINGS WILL LIGHTEN UP. 728 00:24:13,903 --> 00:24:15,204 YEAH. IMPULSE HASN'T REALLY 729 00:24:15,304 --> 00:24:16,765 WORKED FOR ME IN THE PAST, SO-- 730 00:24:16,865 --> 00:24:19,727 SO TRY HAPPINESS. 731 00:24:19,827 --> 00:24:21,168 RIGHT NOW, THAT'S SIPPING 732 00:24:21,268 --> 00:24:22,609 ON VIRGIN BELLINIS WHILE YOU WATCH YOUR DAD 733 00:24:22,709 --> 00:24:25,371 SQUIRM LIKE A TODDLER THAT'S GOT TO TAKE A DUMP. 734 00:24:25,471 --> 00:24:27,692 THAT'S A VERY SPECIFIC IMAGE. 735 00:24:27,792 --> 00:24:29,854 ASHER: IT'S A TRUE STORY, RIGHT, MRS. BAKER? 736 00:24:29,954 --> 00:24:31,735 UM... 737 00:24:31,835 --> 00:24:33,817 AND YOU'RE RIGHT. 738 00:24:33,917 --> 00:24:36,018 [BOTH LAUGH] 739 00:24:36,118 --> 00:24:40,561 HEY, THERE SHE IS. 740 00:24:42,082 --> 00:24:43,623 OLIVIA: HA HA! 741 00:24:43,723 --> 00:24:46,345 COOP: I KNOW Y'ALL WISH I WOULD STAND UP HERE ALL NIGHT 742 00:24:46,445 --> 00:24:47,706 AND MAKE Y'ALL LAUGH, 743 00:24:47,806 --> 00:24:50,307 BUT THEY'RE NOT PAYING ME ENOUGH, 744 00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:52,829 SO I'D LIKE TO WELCOME 745 00:24:52,929 --> 00:24:55,391 BILLY'S BETTER HALF, THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE-- 746 00:24:55,491 --> 00:24:56,832 SPENCER JAMES. 747 00:24:56,932 --> 00:24:58,933 [APPLAUSE] 748 00:25:02,055 --> 00:25:03,676 SHE IS JUST KIDDING, MRS. BAKER. 749 00:25:03,776 --> 00:25:05,317 NO, SHE'S NOT, BUT IT'S OK 750 00:25:05,417 --> 00:25:06,758 BECAUSE MOST OF THE TIME, I LIKE YOU BETTER 751 00:25:06,858 --> 00:25:08,079 THAN I LIKE BILLY, ANYWAY. 752 00:25:08,179 --> 00:25:09,520 HEY. 753 00:25:09,620 --> 00:25:11,762 SPENCER: WELL, ALL RIGHT, THEN. 754 00:25:11,862 --> 00:25:13,803 AS COOP SAID, I'M SPENCER JAMES. 755 00:25:13,903 --> 00:25:15,764 THE PART SHE LEFT OUT IS THAT I AM THE SON 756 00:25:15,864 --> 00:25:17,245 COACH BAKER NEVER HAD. 757 00:25:17,345 --> 00:25:19,407 [LAUGHTER] 758 00:25:19,507 --> 00:25:20,688 IF YOU LOOK AROUND THIS ROOM, 759 00:25:20,788 --> 00:25:22,809 IT'S CLEAR TO SEE THAT BILLY HAS LIVED 760 00:25:22,909 --> 00:25:25,291 MANY LIVES AND BEEN CALLED MANY THINGS-- 761 00:25:25,391 --> 00:25:26,532 NOW, CAREFUL. 762 00:25:26,632 --> 00:25:28,773 NFL PLAYER, PRINCIPAL, 763 00:25:28,873 --> 00:25:30,654 SON, FATHER, 764 00:25:30,754 --> 00:25:34,897 TROPHY HUSBAND, UGLY CRYER, 765 00:25:34,997 --> 00:25:37,699 BAD GOLFER, AND EVEN WORSE DANCER... 766 00:25:37,799 --> 00:25:39,780 [LAUGHTER] 767 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,462 BUT NO MATTER WHAT, 768 00:25:41,562 --> 00:25:45,264 COACH WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE. 769 00:25:45,364 --> 00:25:47,265 COACH BAKER CHANGED MY LIFE 770 00:25:47,365 --> 00:25:49,107 THE DAY HE STEPPED ON THAT FIELD AT CRENSHAW 771 00:25:49,207 --> 00:25:50,508 AND ASKED ME TO COME PLAY FOR HIM. 772 00:25:50,608 --> 00:25:51,989 HE TOOK A CHANCE ON SOME KID 773 00:25:52,089 --> 00:25:53,750 WHO LIKED TO DO THINGS HIS OWN WAY, 774 00:25:53,850 --> 00:25:55,151 GET INTO FIGHTS, 775 00:25:55,251 --> 00:25:57,672 AND LIVE AND DIE ON THAT FOOTBALL FIELD. 776 00:25:57,772 --> 00:26:00,794 THAT KID IS YOU, BY THE WAY, BECAUSE I'M PERFECT. 777 00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:02,275 NO, BUT FOR REAL, 778 00:26:02,375 --> 00:26:03,596 THE FRIENDS I MADE AT BEVERLY, 779 00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:05,317 THE KIND OF FOOTBALL PLAYER I AM, 780 00:26:05,417 --> 00:26:08,359 EVEN THE MOST IMPORTANT RELATIONSHIP IN MY LIFE 781 00:26:08,459 --> 00:26:11,822 CAN ALL BE TRACED BACK TO COACH BAKER... 782 00:26:15,664 --> 00:26:17,125 WHICH FROM NOW ON, IS THIS TRACK SUIT 783 00:26:17,225 --> 00:26:18,486 BECAUSE THIS IS FIRE. 784 00:26:18,586 --> 00:26:19,727 HOW YOU GONNA HOLD OUT ON US LIKE THAT? 785 00:26:19,827 --> 00:26:21,248 SOME SECRETS ARE MEANT TO BE KEPT. 786 00:26:21,348 --> 00:26:22,529 I GUESS SO. 787 00:26:22,629 --> 00:26:25,051 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COACH. I LOVE YOU. 788 00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:28,193 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 789 00:26:29,593 --> 00:26:31,595 LOVE YOU, TOO, MAN. 790 00:26:35,237 --> 00:26:36,618 ALL JOKES ASIDE, COACH BAKER, 791 00:26:36,718 --> 00:26:39,300 YOU MADE ME THE PERSON I AM TODAY. 792 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,702 I JUST LOVE YOU, MAN. 793 00:26:41,802 --> 00:26:43,743 ALL RIGHT. 794 00:26:43,843 --> 00:26:45,224 I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT WAS. 795 00:26:45,324 --> 00:26:46,945 NO IDEA. 796 00:26:47,045 --> 00:26:49,187 COOP: AND NOW I NEED YOU GUYS TO GIVE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE 797 00:26:49,287 --> 00:26:51,948 FOR THE BIGGEST, BADDEST BOSS LADY I KNOW 798 00:26:52,048 --> 00:26:55,751 AND BILLY'S TRUE BETTER HALF-- MS. LAURA BAKER. 799 00:26:55,851 --> 00:26:56,992 ALL RIGHT. 800 00:26:57,092 --> 00:26:59,674 SMART MOVE NOT ROASTING ME. 801 00:26:59,774 --> 00:27:01,355 I KNOW WHEN TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT. 802 00:27:01,455 --> 00:27:03,236 LAURA: I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT BILLY'S 803 00:27:03,336 --> 00:27:04,717 BEING A GOOD SPORT BY LETTING US 804 00:27:04,817 --> 00:27:08,399 ROAST HIM TONIGHT, BUT YOU'RE NOT DONE YET, BABE. 805 00:27:08,499 --> 00:27:09,520 I KNOW IT. 806 00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:10,961 DO YOU REMEMBER THE MOVIE 807 00:27:11,061 --> 00:27:12,322 "10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU"? 808 00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:14,684 UGH, HOW COULD I FORGET? 809 00:27:14,784 --> 00:27:16,285 LAURA: WHEN BILLY AND I STARTED DATING, 810 00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:17,766 WE MUST HAVE WATCHED IT 50 TIMES. 811 00:27:17,866 --> 00:27:20,247 HOURS OF MY LIFE I WILL NEVER GET BACK. 812 00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:21,728 OH, PLEASE. 813 00:27:21,828 --> 00:27:23,850 YOU TRIED TO GROW YOUR HAIR OUT LIKE HEATH. 814 00:27:23,950 --> 00:27:25,331 [LAUGHTER] 815 00:27:25,431 --> 00:27:27,572 YOU CAN SEE HOW WELL THAT WORKED OUT FOR HIM. 816 00:27:27,672 --> 00:27:30,174 WHEN BILLY PROPOSED TO ME, 817 00:27:30,274 --> 00:27:33,656 HE LISTED THE 10 THINGS HE LOVED ABOUT ME, 818 00:27:33,756 --> 00:27:35,097 BUT TONIGHT'S NOT A LOVE FEST. 819 00:27:35,197 --> 00:27:38,780 IT'S A ROAST, BABE, SO THIS IS FOR YOU. 820 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,861 I HATE THE WAY YOU COMB YOUR HAIR 821 00:27:40,961 --> 00:27:43,263 WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE ANY AT ALL. 822 00:27:43,363 --> 00:27:48,026 I HATE THE WAY YOU SAY, "OK," 823 00:27:48,126 --> 00:27:50,547 JUST SO YOU CAN STALL. 824 00:27:50,647 --> 00:27:52,749 I HATE THE WAY YOU PACE AROUND 825 00:27:52,849 --> 00:27:54,390 WHEN THINGS DON'T MAKE SENSE, 826 00:27:54,490 --> 00:27:56,551 AND I HATE THE WAY YOU MANSPLAIN TO ME 827 00:27:56,651 --> 00:27:58,032 JUST SO YOU CAN VENT... 828 00:27:58,132 --> 00:27:59,874 I HATE THAT. 829 00:27:59,974 --> 00:28:01,675 BUT MOST OF ALL, 830 00:28:01,775 --> 00:28:03,716 I DON'T HATE ANYTHING ABOUT YOU, 831 00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:05,798 NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT AT ALL. 832 00:28:05,898 --> 00:28:08,519 BILLY BAKER, I'D RATHER FIGHT WITH YOU 833 00:28:08,619 --> 00:28:10,881 THAN LOVE ANYONE ELSE. 834 00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:13,843 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABE. 835 00:28:13,943 --> 00:28:17,585 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 836 00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:23,890 COOP: NOW, GUYS, THIS WOULD NOT BE A TRUE ROAST 837 00:28:23,990 --> 00:28:25,931 IF WE DID NOT GET TO HEAR 838 00:28:26,031 --> 00:28:28,813 FROM THE MAN OF HONOR, THE LEGEND HIMSELF-- 839 00:28:28,913 --> 00:28:31,415 MR. BILLY BAKER. 840 00:28:31,515 --> 00:28:34,817 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 841 00:28:34,917 --> 00:28:37,699 THANK YOU, COOP. THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 842 00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:42,782 ONE OF THESE DAYS, I HOPE TO BE AS HOOD AS YOU 843 00:28:42,882 --> 00:28:44,984 AS YOU SLEEP PEACEFULLY EVERY NIGHT 844 00:28:45,084 --> 00:28:48,826 IN MY VERY EXPENSIVE BEVERLY HILLS MANSION. 845 00:28:48,926 --> 00:28:52,308 UNTIL THAT DAY, ENJOY THE THREAD COUNT. 846 00:28:52,408 --> 00:28:53,789 - YOU KNOW I WILL. - ALL RIGHT. 847 00:28:53,889 --> 00:28:56,751 BILLY: WHERE IS SPENCER? THERE YOU ARE. 848 00:28:56,851 --> 00:28:58,833 I KNOW HE'S FEELING PROUD OF THAT LITTLE SPEECH YOU GAVE ME. 849 00:28:58,933 --> 00:29:00,594 THANK YOU. Y'ALL DON'T KNOW THIS. 850 00:29:00,694 --> 00:29:04,557 SPENCER HAS A SANDWICH NAMED AFTER HIM RIGHT HERE, 851 00:29:04,657 --> 00:29:07,719 YES, RIGHT HERE AT THE SLAUSON CAFE. 852 00:29:07,819 --> 00:29:10,200 IT'S CUTE, NOT AS CUTE AS HAVING 853 00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:12,842 AN ACTUAL FOOTBALL FIELD NAMED AFTER YOU, 854 00:29:12,942 --> 00:29:14,883 BUT YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY, BUDDY. 855 00:29:14,983 --> 00:29:17,005 [LAUGHTER] 856 00:29:17,105 --> 00:29:20,447 THERE THEY ARE-- JORDAN AND OLIVIA, 857 00:29:20,547 --> 00:29:22,048 MY PRIDE AND JOY. 858 00:29:22,148 --> 00:29:24,730 THESE DAYS, THEY'RE MORE OF A PAIN IN MY NECK, 859 00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:27,532 MY SHOULDER, MY LOWER BACK, RIGHT, 860 00:29:27,632 --> 00:29:30,414 OH, AND, OF COURSE, MY BANK ACCOUNT. 861 00:29:30,514 --> 00:29:32,855 NOBODY LAUGHED AT THAT. EXACTLY. 862 00:29:32,955 --> 00:29:34,977 ALL THE ADULTS KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 863 00:29:35,077 --> 00:29:37,979 Y'ALL DON'T KNOW THIS, BUT FOR THE LONGEST TIME, 864 00:29:38,079 --> 00:29:42,742 FOR YEARS, I CALLED THEM BOTH THING 1 AND THING 2 865 00:29:42,842 --> 00:29:45,384 BECAUSE RIGHT AFTER THEY WERE BORN, 866 00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:48,226 TRYING TO TELL THEM APART WAS VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE 867 00:29:48,326 --> 00:29:51,308 UNLESS I TOOK OFF THEIR DIAPERS. 868 00:29:51,408 --> 00:29:53,870 EVEN THEN, IT WAS A LITTLE IFFY, RIGHT? 869 00:29:53,970 --> 00:29:57,943 HE'S FINE NOW, BUT IT WAS IFFY. 870 00:29:58,043 --> 00:30:00,045 AND, OF COURSE, MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE, 871 00:30:00,144 --> 00:30:01,046 WHO PUT TOGETHER THIS WHOLE THING, 872 00:30:01,145 --> 00:30:02,727 I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I LOVE YOU. 873 00:30:02,826 --> 00:30:04,567 - THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. MM-HMM. - YES. EXACTLY. 874 00:30:04,668 --> 00:30:08,290 AND TO THE REST OF Y'ALL-- ASH, LAYLA, 875 00:30:08,391 --> 00:30:10,692 AND MY MAN HERE, OK, AND, OF COURSE, 876 00:30:10,791 --> 00:30:13,094 HOW COULD I FORGET YOU?-- I'M COMING FOR YOU ALL... 877 00:30:13,193 --> 00:30:14,734 [LAUGHTER] 878 00:30:14,835 --> 00:30:16,296 BECAUSE I DON'T FORGET. 879 00:30:16,395 --> 00:30:17,656 ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE... 880 00:30:17,757 --> 00:30:19,897 [CLEARS THROAT] 881 00:30:19,998 --> 00:30:23,341 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID RIGHT TO DESERVE YOU ALL. 882 00:30:23,441 --> 00:30:25,902 LIKE SPENCER SAID, I HAVE LIVED MANY LIVES, 883 00:30:26,001 --> 00:30:30,224 AND TO MOST OF Y'ALL, I'M COACH BAKER, 884 00:30:30,325 --> 00:30:32,787 AND YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH THAT MEANS TO ME. 885 00:30:32,886 --> 00:30:34,627 YOU ALL KNOW I GREW UP ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD, 886 00:30:34,728 --> 00:30:37,349 AND IT WAS WHERE I LEARNED HOW TO BE THE MAN, 887 00:30:37,450 --> 00:30:41,313 THE HUSBAND, AND THE FATHER THAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE, 888 00:30:41,413 --> 00:30:44,674 AND THOUGH I AM NOT PERFECT, 889 00:30:44,775 --> 00:30:48,797 I KNOW I CAN ALWAYS COME BACK HOME TO THE FIELD 890 00:30:48,897 --> 00:30:50,719 WHENEVER I NEED TO BE CENTERED, 891 00:30:50,818 --> 00:30:53,681 SO I THANK YOU ALL FOR REMINDING ME OF THAT. 892 00:30:53,780 --> 00:30:55,281 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THIS IS GREAT. 893 00:30:55,382 --> 00:30:59,464 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 894 00:31:01,826 --> 00:31:05,028 [BLACK ROSES' "GOOD FRIENDS" PLAYING] 895 00:31:06,548 --> 00:31:09,131 WHAT'S UP, LIV? 896 00:31:09,230 --> 00:31:11,231 YOU LOOK GREAT. 897 00:31:13,193 --> 00:31:15,255 YEAH. WHO KNEW POLYESTER WAS MY THING? 898 00:31:15,355 --> 00:31:17,997 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING, RIGHT? 899 00:31:21,358 --> 00:31:25,221 SO... YOU AND NOAH. 900 00:31:25,322 --> 00:31:28,443 YOU AND ALICIA. 901 00:31:31,326 --> 00:31:34,268 UH, THIS IS STRANGE. 902 00:31:34,367 --> 00:31:35,868 IF YOU'D HAD TOLD ME 6 MONTHS AGO 903 00:31:35,969 --> 00:31:37,349 WE'D BE HAVING A CONVERSATION LIKE THIS, 904 00:31:37,450 --> 00:31:39,191 I'D SAY YOU WAS CRAZY. 905 00:31:39,290 --> 00:31:41,432 LIFE WAS SO MUCH EASIER BACK THEN. 906 00:31:41,532 --> 00:31:44,315 AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH? 907 00:31:44,414 --> 00:31:46,115 WELL, LET'S HOPE IN 6 MONTHS, 908 00:31:46,215 --> 00:31:47,757 THINGS WILL BE A LITTLE MORE NORMAL. 909 00:31:47,856 --> 00:31:49,518 THEN WE'LL BE FRIENDS AGAIN 910 00:31:49,617 --> 00:31:52,039 LIKE IT WAS BEFORE WE DATED? 911 00:31:52,140 --> 00:31:56,982 NO. THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME... 912 00:31:59,183 --> 00:32:00,325 BUT THAT'S OK. 913 00:32:00,424 --> 00:32:01,566 I DON'T WANT TO ERASE THE TIME 914 00:32:01,665 --> 00:32:03,086 THAT WE SPENT TOGETHER, 915 00:32:03,186 --> 00:32:06,890 BUT OUR RELATIONSHIP IS IMPORTANT TO ME, TOO. 916 00:32:06,990 --> 00:32:10,051 I'D LIKE TO FIND WHAT OUR NEW VERSION OF FRIENDSHIP IS. 917 00:32:10,152 --> 00:32:13,114 WELL, THIS SEEMS LIKE A GREAT FIRST STEP. 918 00:32:16,236 --> 00:32:17,416 TO FRIENDSHIP. 919 00:32:17,517 --> 00:32:19,057 TO FRIENDSHIP. 920 00:32:19,157 --> 00:32:21,618 ANNAMARIE ROSANIO: ♪♪ DON'T SEE EACH OTHER'S ANGLES ♪♪ 921 00:32:21,719 --> 00:32:25,021 ♪♪ AND THAT'S OK ♪♪ 922 00:32:25,122 --> 00:32:27,103 [KNOCKS ON DOOR] 923 00:32:27,202 --> 00:32:30,384 HEY, GRACE. EVERYTHING OK? 924 00:32:30,484 --> 00:32:31,986 YOU TELL ME. 925 00:32:32,086 --> 00:32:35,268 UH, NO. I'M GOOD. 926 00:32:35,368 --> 00:32:36,870 MY EGO'S A LITTLE BRUISED, 927 00:32:36,970 --> 00:32:38,911 BUT I'LL MANAGE. 928 00:32:39,009 --> 00:32:40,352 WANT TO HAVE A SEAT? 929 00:32:40,451 --> 00:32:41,873 YOU KNOW, I WASN'T GONNA ROAST YOU TONIGHT, 930 00:32:41,970 --> 00:32:43,794 BUT I CHANGED MY MIND. 931 00:32:43,893 --> 00:32:45,315 TO BILLY BAKER, 932 00:32:45,413 --> 00:32:47,675 THE MAN WHO WILL SAY ANYTHING TO GET AHEAD... 933 00:32:47,777 --> 00:32:48,836 [CHUCKLES] 934 00:32:48,938 --> 00:32:50,356 TO COACH BAKER, 935 00:32:50,459 --> 00:32:52,880 THE MAN WHO WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET AHEAD... 936 00:32:52,980 --> 00:32:55,000 OK. HA HA HA. VERY FUNNY. 937 00:32:55,102 --> 00:32:56,603 AND TO PRINCIPAL BAKER, 938 00:32:56,702 --> 00:32:59,663 THE MAN WHO WILL USE ANYONE TO GET AHEAD. 939 00:33:01,943 --> 00:33:03,207 GRACE, ARE YOU OK? 940 00:33:03,307 --> 00:33:04,606 TELL ME YOU AREN'T CONSIDERING 941 00:33:04,708 --> 00:33:06,910 THE HEAD-COACHING JOB AT GAU. 942 00:33:07,870 --> 00:33:09,008 [CHUCKLES] 943 00:33:09,111 --> 00:33:10,210 I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS STUPID ENOUGH 944 00:33:10,312 --> 00:33:11,691 TO THINK FOR ONE SECOND 945 00:33:11,793 --> 00:33:13,534 YOU WOULD HONOR YOUR COMMITMENT AS PRINCIPAL. 946 00:33:13,632 --> 00:33:15,334 YOU LOOKED ME IN MY EYE TODAY 947 00:33:15,433 --> 00:33:17,854 AND TOLD ME THAT YOU LOVED THAT JOB. 948 00:33:17,957 --> 00:33:19,418 - YOU LIED. - I DO LOVE THAT J-- 949 00:33:19,517 --> 00:33:21,777 I KNEW AS SOON AS SOME SHINY COACHING JOB 950 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,258 CAME ALONG, YOU'D JUMP SHIP. 951 00:33:23,361 --> 00:33:25,862 GAU, THEIR PROGRAM IS DANGLING BY A THREAD, 952 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,824 AND THEY TRUST ME TO REBUILD IT. 953 00:33:27,922 --> 00:33:30,033 D1 PROGRAMS DON'T JUST FALL IN YOUR LAP. 954 00:33:30,134 --> 00:33:32,557 WELL, SOMEHOW IT JUST FELL INTO YOURS. 955 00:33:32,654 --> 00:33:34,434 WAS THAT WHEN YOU WENT BEHIND MY SON'S BACK? 956 00:33:34,538 --> 00:33:35,999 EASY. 957 00:33:36,096 --> 00:33:37,538 I WENT IN THERE. 958 00:33:37,638 --> 00:33:39,057 I WENT IN THERE, AND I FOUGHT FOR KENNY. 959 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:40,701 I DID. 960 00:33:40,798 --> 00:33:42,259 I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE GONNA OFFER ME THAT DAMN JOB, 961 00:33:42,362 --> 00:33:43,702 AND I STILL DON'T KNOW IF I'M GONNA TAKE IT... 962 00:33:43,802 --> 00:33:44,824 RIGHT. 963 00:33:44,923 --> 00:33:46,824 BUT YOU ASKED ME TO LOOK AFTER SPENCER 964 00:33:46,923 --> 00:33:48,305 WHEN YOU WENT AWAY TO OAKLAND, 965 00:33:48,405 --> 00:33:49,988 AND THIS WILL GIVE ME A CHANCE TO DO THAT 966 00:33:50,084 --> 00:33:51,584 AND SO MUCH MORE. 967 00:33:51,688 --> 00:33:54,110 I CAN BUILD A WHOLE PROGRAM AROUND SPENCER 968 00:33:54,209 --> 00:33:55,632 AND JORDAN, FOR THAT MATTER. 969 00:33:55,729 --> 00:33:58,471 EVEN IF THAT'S NOT WHAT SPENCER WANTS. 970 00:33:58,574 --> 00:33:59,952 YOU DON'T GET IT. THEY DON'T GET IT. 971 00:34:00,055 --> 00:34:02,113 RIGHT, AND WHILE YOU CONTINUE PLAYING 972 00:34:02,214 --> 00:34:04,114 UNASKED HERO TO OUR BOYS, 973 00:34:04,217 --> 00:34:05,397 THINK ABOUT THE BOYS THAT YOU'RE 974 00:34:05,497 --> 00:34:06,879 LEAVING BEHIND AT CRENSHAW, 975 00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:08,838 THE ONES WHO WOULDN'T HAVE A CHANCE WITHOUT YOU, 976 00:34:08,941 --> 00:34:10,360 THE ONES WHO NEED YOU MORE 977 00:34:10,459 --> 00:34:13,963 THAN THE KIDS THAT MADE IT TO COLLEGE. 978 00:34:14,061 --> 00:34:16,503 OH... 979 00:34:25,709 --> 00:34:27,093 COOP: WHAT, YOU LOST YOUR VOICE OR SOMETHING? 980 00:34:27,191 --> 00:34:29,052 YOU AIN'T SAID TWO WORDS SINCE WE LEFT. 981 00:34:29,151 --> 00:34:30,734 I SAID 3 WORDS AT THE PARTY 982 00:34:30,834 --> 00:34:31,936 THAT YOU COMPLETELY IGNORED. 983 00:34:32,035 --> 00:34:34,615 WAIT. WHEN YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"? 984 00:34:34,718 --> 00:34:36,816 I DIDN'T THINK YOU MEANT IT LIKE THAT. 985 00:34:36,918 --> 00:34:39,061 YOU KNEW EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT, 986 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,021 BUT HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK OF ME IN THAT WAY 987 00:34:41,119 --> 00:34:42,981 WHEN PATIENCE IS ALL OVER THIS HOUSE? 988 00:34:43,084 --> 00:34:44,905 SHE'S NOT EVEN IN TOWN RIGHT NOW. 989 00:34:45,003 --> 00:34:47,003 YOU'RE LITERALLY SITTING ON HER FACE. 990 00:34:48,445 --> 00:34:50,628 OH... 991 00:34:50,726 --> 00:34:51,869 RIGHT. 992 00:34:51,968 --> 00:34:53,226 LOOK, SKYE. 993 00:34:53,329 --> 00:34:54,829 I CARE ABOUT YOU A LOT, OK, 994 00:34:54,927 --> 00:34:56,753 MORE THAN I EXPECTED TO CARE ABOUT SOMEONE 995 00:34:56,851 --> 00:34:58,552 SO SOON AFTER MY BREAKUP, 996 00:34:58,651 --> 00:34:59,954 BUT THAT'S THE THING. 997 00:35:00,052 --> 00:35:01,316 I'M NOT READY TO GO ALL IN YET. 998 00:35:01,414 --> 00:35:02,914 I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO GO ALL IN. 999 00:35:03,017 --> 00:35:04,878 BUT YOU KIND OF ARE, AND I GET IT. 1000 00:35:04,976 --> 00:35:06,758 PATIENCE AND I DOVE HEAD FIRST 1001 00:35:06,856 --> 00:35:07,999 INTO OUR RELATIONSHIP, 1002 00:35:08,097 --> 00:35:09,401 AND IT STAYED THAT WAY UNTIL THE END, 1003 00:35:09,499 --> 00:35:10,918 AND, WHILE I LIKE YOU A LOT 1004 00:35:11,021 --> 00:35:12,561 AND LOVE THE TIME WE SPEND TOGETHER, 1005 00:35:12,660 --> 00:35:14,244 I JUST GOT TO TAKE IT SLOW. 1006 00:35:14,343 --> 00:35:16,204 HOW SLOW? 1007 00:35:16,302 --> 00:35:18,164 I... 1008 00:35:18,267 --> 00:35:20,566 CAN'T GIVE YOU THAT ANSWER RIGHT NOW, 1009 00:35:20,668 --> 00:35:22,726 BUT IF PATIENCE IS THE REAL REASON 1010 00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:23,927 YOU WANT ME TO MOVE OUT OF THIS HOUSE, 1011 00:35:24,030 --> 00:35:25,811 YOU SHOULD'VE JUST SAID THAT. 1012 00:35:25,910 --> 00:35:26,990 I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP 1013 00:35:27,070 --> 00:35:28,972 WHERE WE TIPTOEING AROUND OUR FEELINGS. 1014 00:35:29,070 --> 00:35:30,771 THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT WELL FOR ME, 1015 00:35:30,874 --> 00:35:32,735 AND I WANT THIS TO WORK. 1016 00:35:32,834 --> 00:35:33,936 I WANT IT TO WORK, TOO. 1017 00:35:34,035 --> 00:35:36,418 THEN DON'T CONFUSE WHERE I'M LIVING 1018 00:35:36,517 --> 00:35:40,021 WITH WHERE I'M LIVING. 1019 00:35:40,119 --> 00:35:43,923 JAKE SIMON: ♪♪ NO WAY I'D FIND ANOTHER ♪♪ 1020 00:35:46,923 --> 00:35:48,945 ♪♪ GIRL LIKE YOU... ♪♪ 1021 00:35:49,043 --> 00:35:51,226 UM, HEY, SO I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID 1022 00:35:51,329 --> 00:35:53,749 ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO TALK TO YOU FOR 24 HOURS. 1023 00:35:53,850 --> 00:35:56,950 THAT WAS THE LONGEST 6 HOURS OF MY LIFE. 1024 00:35:57,052 --> 00:36:00,472 WELL, I'M SORRY THAT I WENT TO SIMONE 1025 00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:01,673 WITHOUT TELLING YOU FIRST. 1026 00:36:01,776 --> 00:36:03,075 OK. YOU'RE RIGHT. 1027 00:36:03,177 --> 00:36:04,075 WE'RE A TEAM, AND IT'S IMPORTANT 1028 00:36:04,177 --> 00:36:05,758 THAT WE'RE A UNITED FRONT 1029 00:36:05,856 --> 00:36:06,918 WHEN MAKING IMPORTANT DECISIONS 1030 00:36:07,017 --> 00:36:08,359 THAT AFFECT OUR RELATIONSHIP. 1031 00:36:08,459 --> 00:36:09,959 OK. NO. I'M SORRY. 1032 00:36:10,061 --> 00:36:12,042 I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO SAY HOW YOU AND SIMONE 1033 00:36:12,142 --> 00:36:13,642 CHOOSE TO MOVE FORWARD AS FRIENDS, 1034 00:36:13,744 --> 00:36:15,043 AND I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU NEEDED TO DO 1035 00:36:15,142 --> 00:36:17,003 WHAT YOU DID FOR YOURSELF AND FOR HER. 1036 00:36:17,106 --> 00:36:20,066 YEAH. WELL, BACKFIRED ANYWAY, SO-- 1037 00:36:23,186 --> 00:36:26,012 WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1038 00:36:26,110 --> 00:36:28,771 WELL, SIMONE WANTS US TO BE HAPPY 1039 00:36:28,874 --> 00:36:30,494 BUT FROM A DISTANCE, 1040 00:36:30,593 --> 00:36:33,615 SO SHE ENDED OUR FRIENDSHIP. 1041 00:36:33,716 --> 00:36:36,695 I'M SORRY, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 1042 00:36:36,798 --> 00:36:38,499 WHO KNOWS? MAYBE SHE'LL COME AROUND. 1043 00:36:38,597 --> 00:36:40,341 YEAH. I DON'T THINK SHE WILL, 1044 00:36:40,441 --> 00:36:43,142 BUT THANKS FOR TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. 1045 00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:44,785 YEAH. 1046 00:36:44,883 --> 00:36:46,302 SO WHAT DO WE DO 1047 00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:48,664 WHEN EVERYONE FINDS OUT ABOUT US? 1048 00:36:48,767 --> 00:36:49,945 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 1049 00:36:50,048 --> 00:36:52,026 WELL... 1050 00:36:52,128 --> 00:36:54,387 WE... 1051 00:36:54,490 --> 00:36:57,311 WILL FACE IT TOGETHER AS A TEAM. 1052 00:36:57,410 --> 00:36:58,994 MM. 1053 00:36:59,093 --> 00:37:02,475 SIMON: ♪♪ LIVING ANYWAY... ♪♪ 1054 00:37:02,575 --> 00:37:03,914 WANT ME TO DEAL YOU IN FOR GO FISH, 1055 00:37:04,017 --> 00:37:05,276 OR YOU WANT TO JUMP STRAIGHT TO CHEATING 1056 00:37:05,378 --> 00:37:07,517 AT STRIP POKER? 1057 00:37:07,619 --> 00:37:10,079 THOUGH NOT MUCH GONNA GET ME OUT OF THIS TRACK SUIT. 1058 00:37:10,177 --> 00:37:13,160 UH, I'M GONNA CALL IT A NIGHT. 1059 00:37:13,262 --> 00:37:16,244 I JUST CAME BACK IN FOR MY CARDS. 1060 00:37:16,343 --> 00:37:18,124 OK. 1061 00:37:18,226 --> 00:37:20,526 THANKS. 1062 00:37:20,628 --> 00:37:22,088 I DON'T NEED TO BE GOOD AT CARDS 1063 00:37:22,186 --> 00:37:23,328 TO KNOW WHEN SOMEBODY GOT THEY POKER FACE ON. 1064 00:37:23,428 --> 00:37:24,609 WHAT'S UP? 1065 00:37:24,709 --> 00:37:27,410 I'M GOOD, YOU KNOW, JUST A LONG NIGHT. 1066 00:37:27,511 --> 00:37:29,133 A LONG NIGHT AT A FAMILY PARTY 1067 00:37:29,234 --> 00:37:30,493 YOU WANTED TO GO TO. 1068 00:37:30,593 --> 00:37:32,216 LOOK, SPENCE. 1069 00:37:32,312 --> 00:37:34,776 I'VE MADE A CAREER READING BRIDES, 1070 00:37:34,877 --> 00:37:37,718 AND I CAN TELL WHEN SOMEONE'S IN LOVE. 1071 00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:42,620 LIV AND I ARE STILL FINDING OUR WAY 1072 00:37:42,721 --> 00:37:44,822 NOT BEING TOGETHER. 1073 00:37:44,923 --> 00:37:47,587 IT'S GONNA TAKE TIME, 1074 00:37:47,685 --> 00:37:50,226 BUT HONESTLY, I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED. 1075 00:37:50,328 --> 00:37:51,745 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID YOU WANTED 1076 00:37:51,847 --> 00:37:55,490 TO KEEP OUR THING LIGHT AND FUN, YOUR WORDS. 1077 00:37:56,691 --> 00:37:57,993 THIS IS STARTING TO FEEL 1078 00:37:58,093 --> 00:37:59,593 A LITTLE OUTSIDE THOSE RULES. 1079 00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:00,753 YEAH. WELL, THE FUNNY THING ABOUT RULES 1080 00:38:00,851 --> 00:38:03,755 IS THAT THE LINES TEND TO BLUR. 1081 00:38:03,852 --> 00:38:05,316 [SIGHS] 1082 00:38:05,417 --> 00:38:07,437 SOME ADVICE-- 1083 00:38:07,535 --> 00:38:11,200 EITHER MOVE FORWARD OR MOVE BACKWARDS, 1084 00:38:11,301 --> 00:38:13,562 BUT MAKE A MOVE. 1085 00:38:13,660 --> 00:38:16,685 SIMON: ♪♪ DON'T WANT TO RUN AWAY FROM LOVE ♪♪ 1086 00:38:16,785 --> 00:38:18,566 ♪♪ I DON'T WANT TO RUN AWAY ♪♪ 1087 00:38:18,667 --> 00:38:19,726 ♪♪ WANT TO RUN AWAY FROM LOVE ♪♪ 1088 00:38:19,828 --> 00:38:21,486 OH, MAN, WOW. 1089 00:38:21,587 --> 00:38:23,687 THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING TONIGHT. 1090 00:38:23,789 --> 00:38:26,533 HEY, THE 3 VIRGIN BILLY BELLINIS I HAD 1091 00:38:26,630 --> 00:38:28,812 WERE WORTH EVERY SECOND OF BEING 1092 00:38:28,910 --> 00:38:30,611 YOUR FAUX-- I MEAN, PRETEND... 1093 00:38:30,713 --> 00:38:31,895 - THANK YOU. - DATE. 1094 00:38:31,994 --> 00:38:33,695 WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS THE SUGAR 1095 00:38:33,793 --> 00:38:35,859 OR THE COMPANY, BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME 1096 00:38:35,956 --> 00:38:37,697 IN A LONG TIME, I FELT A LITTLE BIT 1097 00:38:37,798 --> 00:38:39,221 OF MY OLD SELF RETURN. 1098 00:38:39,319 --> 00:38:40,581 TOLD YOU, 1099 00:38:40,678 --> 00:38:41,861 BEING A PLUS-ONE'S MY HIDDEN TALENT... 1100 00:38:41,962 --> 00:38:42,981 YOU DID. 1101 00:38:43,081 --> 00:38:45,503 AND, FOR THE RECORD, I HAD A GREAT TIME, TOO. 1102 00:38:45,601 --> 00:38:48,865 IF I'M BEING HONEST... 1103 00:38:48,966 --> 00:38:52,569 SPENDING TIME WITH YOU IS ALL I WANT TO DO. 1104 00:38:54,130 --> 00:38:55,471 UH, NOAH-- 1105 00:38:55,570 --> 00:39:00,312 HEY, I KNOW TONIGHT WAS TOUGH. 1106 00:39:00,410 --> 00:39:01,716 I JUST HOPE TOMORROW 1107 00:39:01,812 --> 00:39:04,316 YOU'LL BE ABLE TO FIND THAT LAUGH AGAIN. 1108 00:39:04,417 --> 00:39:06,417 IT'S TOO GOOD TO HOLD IN. 1109 00:39:08,618 --> 00:39:10,441 GOOD NIGHT. 1110 00:39:10,542 --> 00:39:12,542 NOAH... 1111 00:39:21,508 --> 00:39:22,687 [KNOCKS ON DOOR] 1112 00:39:22,785 --> 00:39:24,810 - YEAH. HEY. - DAD, IS EVERYTHING OK? 1113 00:39:24,910 --> 00:39:26,610 - I GOT YOUR TEXT. - YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. 1114 00:39:26,712 --> 00:39:28,734 HAVE A-- HAVE A SEAT. YEAH. 1115 00:39:28,831 --> 00:39:30,334 OK. 1116 00:39:30,435 --> 00:39:32,293 UM, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1117 00:39:32,395 --> 00:39:33,575 YOU'RE KIND OF STRESSING ME OUT. 1118 00:39:33,676 --> 00:39:35,779 OK, SO I'VE BEEN OFFERED 1119 00:39:35,877 --> 00:39:39,301 THE HEAD-COACHING JOB AT GAU. 1120 00:39:39,398 --> 00:39:40,977 ARE YOU GONNA TAKE IT? 1121 00:39:41,081 --> 00:39:43,222 I THINK I AM, YEAH, B-B-BUT I WANT TO KNOW 1122 00:39:43,322 --> 00:39:44,861 HOW YOU-- 1123 00:39:44,963 --> 00:39:46,264 I WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT IT. 1124 00:39:46,361 --> 00:39:48,426 - HONESTLY? - YEAH. 1125 00:39:48,526 --> 00:39:50,267 THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I'VE HEARD IN A LONG TIME. 1126 00:39:50,368 --> 00:39:51,468 FOR REAL? DO YOU MEAN IT? 1127 00:39:51,569 --> 00:39:52,709 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1128 00:39:52,810 --> 00:39:55,591 DAD, YOU ARE THE PERFECT PERSON FOR THE JOB. 1129 00:39:55,691 --> 00:39:57,668 THANK YOU, SON. 1130 00:39:57,771 --> 00:39:59,512 THANK YOU, SON. HA HA HA! 1131 00:39:59,611 --> 00:40:01,194 I DIDN'T KNOW HOW BAD I WANTED THIS 1132 00:40:01,293 --> 00:40:02,395 UNTIL TONIGHT. 1133 00:40:02,494 --> 00:40:03,877 LISTEN. 1134 00:40:03,975 --> 00:40:06,035 IF ANYONE CAN SAVE THAT PROGRAM, IT'S YOU... 1135 00:40:06,137 --> 00:40:07,398 RIGHT. 1136 00:40:07,495 --> 00:40:09,398 BUT HAVE YOU TALKED TO SPENCER, THOUGH? 1137 00:40:09,499 --> 00:40:10,880 I MEAN, I KNOW HE WAS PUSHING FOR KENNY. 1138 00:40:10,977 --> 00:40:12,721 NOBODY ELSE KNOWS. 1139 00:40:12,822 --> 00:40:14,523 WAIT. YOU TOLD ME FIRST? 1140 00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:17,043 YEAH, BUT LOOK, LOOK. 1141 00:40:17,145 --> 00:40:21,447 UM, NO ONE ELSE CAN KNOW ABOUT THIS 1142 00:40:21,544 --> 00:40:25,727 BUT US BEFORE I GO TO A.D. BARNES, OK? 1143 00:40:25,831 --> 00:40:27,011 NOW, SON... 1144 00:40:27,111 --> 00:40:29,012 [CLEARS THROAT] 1145 00:40:29,111 --> 00:40:32,575 I KNOW THAT YOU'VE DECIDED TO MOVE ON 1146 00:40:32,676 --> 00:40:36,218 FROM GAU, AND I FULLY SUPPORT THAT DECISION. 1147 00:40:36,319 --> 00:40:38,418 I UNDERSTAND IT'S IMPORTANT 1148 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,462 FOR YOU TO HAVE YOUR PERSON ON THE FIELD, OK, 1149 00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,703 BUT IF THERE'S ANY WAY I CAN CONVINCE YOU 1150 00:40:44,802 --> 00:40:49,346 TO NOT LEAVE, RIGHT, 1151 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,706 I PROMISE THAT I WILL BE THE COACH 1152 00:40:51,807 --> 00:40:56,428 THAT YOU NEED AND DESERVE IN COLLEGE. 1153 00:40:56,530 --> 00:40:57,551 MM-HMM. 1154 00:40:57,651 --> 00:40:59,432 I PROMISE, 1155 00:40:59,533 --> 00:41:01,395 SO... 1156 00:41:01,494 --> 00:41:03,655 WILL YOU STAY AND PLAY FOR ME, SON? 1157 00:41:06,097 --> 00:41:08,560 HEH. YEAH. OF COURSE. 1158 00:41:08,658 --> 00:41:10,441 OF COURSE. 1159 00:41:10,542 --> 00:41:11,880 HA HA HA! 1160 00:41:11,981 --> 00:41:13,081 OHH! 1161 00:41:13,178 --> 00:41:15,043 OK. OH, MY GOD. 1162 00:41:15,145 --> 00:41:16,926 OH, WHAT A NIGHT. 1163 00:41:17,023 --> 00:41:19,966 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ACTUALLY LAUGHED AT MY JOKES. 1164 00:41:20,066 --> 00:41:21,887 YOU WERE REALLY GREAT. 1165 00:41:21,986 --> 00:41:22,889 HA HA HA! 1166 00:41:22,986 --> 00:41:26,651 I'M JUST BUMMED J.J. DIDN'T SHOW UP. 1167 00:41:26,752 --> 00:41:28,932 OHH...MM... 1168 00:41:29,033 --> 00:41:30,213 AHH... 1169 00:41:30,312 --> 00:41:32,312 [GASPING] 1170 00:41:33,276 --> 00:41:34,337 [GASPING] 1171 00:41:34,435 --> 00:41:36,097 OH, MY GOD, JAYMEE, 1172 00:41:36,197 --> 00:41:38,178 IS IT YOUR LUPUS? 1173 00:41:38,279 --> 00:41:41,261 YEP. I'M SORRY, ASH. I THINK-- 1174 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,620 I THINK I NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL, 1175 00:41:43,722 --> 00:41:46,904 LIKE, RIGHT NOW. 1176 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:49,005 [SNIFFLES] 1177 00:42:14,660 --> 00:42:16,664 GREG, MOVE YOUR HEAD. 77704

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