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-Previously on This Is Us...
-If you really want to do this,
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let's take in an older kid
who no one else
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in the whole damn world
is gonna help.
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Manny say what...?!
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Casey, it's not your fault
the show is so bad.
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It's you guys!
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I quit.
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BOBBY:
I don't care
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what dress size you wear.
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You're not good enough, honey.
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KATE: It wasn't about my weight;
it was about
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my lack of ability--
which is fantastic,
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'cause I can do this.
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I have been drunk for weeks.
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If you have a problem,
we will fix it together.
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I just need you
to get in the car.
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*
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Hey.
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You kicked this once before,
you will kick it again.
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It was not easy... Bec,
back then.
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But you stopped.
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-Right?
-(whispers): Yeah.
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I asked you to stop drinking,
and you stopped.
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You did stop?
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It's only been these
last few months this time.
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How did you stop before, Jack?
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*
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(phone ringing)
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*
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We have some lovely
diamond solitaires.
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No, no, no. Diamonds...
diamonds are for anyone, okay?
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My wife is not anyone.
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You know Mary Tyler Moore?
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-Sure.
-The actress? Good.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Okay, you know Farrah Fawcett?
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-(chuckles) Sure.
-Good.
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Now, if you smush 'em
both together, that's my wife.
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(softly):
Ah.
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*
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Hi, baby.
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The drinking has to stop.
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So if it's a problem, fix it.
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Be a man and fix it.
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JACK:
No more drinking.
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Listen, you can't just stop.
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I can.
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For you, I can.
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I will.
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*
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Pile drive! Whoo!
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*
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(phone ringing)
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REBECCA:
Okay, finish this page,
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-and then we got to get ready
for school. -KATE: Okay.
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-Hello.
-(man speaking indistinctly)
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No, that's...
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REBECCA: Got to get ready
for school. Let's go, let's go.
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Yeah. I'm sorry, sir. That...
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I thought the paperwork was
already filed on that permit.
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-(man speaks indistinctly)
-Oh. I'm-I'm on my way now.
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I'll-I'll do it
when I get in, okay?
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Yeah.
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(Rebecca speaking indistinctly)
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REBECCA:
You need to take a shower.
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-That's mine! It's mine!
-(kids clamoring)
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It's mine!
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*
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*
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-No, you stop it!
-No, you stop it!
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-Boys. Stop touching each other.
-You had... Stop it!
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(boys shouting)
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-Stop touching me!
-Hey!
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Hi.
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Jack Pearson. Have we met?
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Have we met?
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-Oh, we've met.
-(chuckles) Good morning.
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-KEVIN: Dad, Dad, listen
to this. -Yeah? Yeah? What?
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I pity the fool who runs home
crying to his mama!
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-Okay.
-What do you think?
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-It's my Mr. T.
-School talent show tonight.
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-JACK: All right!
-Yeah.
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-Hey, Dad.
-Yeah?
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-I want to show you my talent.
-Okay.
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-Yeah, that's gonna kill,
a yo-yo trick. -Kev. Cool it.
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-It's a yo-yo trick!
-Cool it.
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Yeah. I'll see you there
after work.
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-You better.
-Okay.
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Hey, Bug, should we give Daddy
just a little preview?
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-I don't want to. -Just give him
a little preview, please.
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You-you don't want
to be nice to your dad?
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Come on, let me see.
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* But if we are wise
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* We know that there's
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* Always tomorrow
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* Lean on me.
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That was so good!
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If you just hold out
that last note
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a little bit longer, though,
Bug, it'll be perfect.
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But really good.
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So good.
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(mouthing)
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*
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That one's my favorite.
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Don't make fun of me.
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Kevin, you've been eating six
ounces of plain chicken breast
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every meal
for the last two weeks.
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Your ab game is strong,
I promise.
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Yeah. I know... look, I know
this whole thing seems stupid,
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but this is a big deal
to me, you know?
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I mean, you're here, right?
My whole family's flying in.
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The Manny made me, Soph.
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It made me,
and then it ruined me.
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And now they ask me to return
to do this special episode,
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but really I'm just returning
to the scene of the crime.
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Right? Let's be honest.
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I really need tonight
to go well.
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You know?
I-I need to prove to everyone
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that I'm the bigger man.
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But, like,
the funnier bigger man.
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You know what I need?
I need it to go
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like when George Clooney
returned to do
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that last episode of ER--
do you remember that?
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That was cool.
That's what I need.
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That's what I'm going for.
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I need people to love me...
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the way they loved Clooney.
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This is your
least attractive side.
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You know that, right?
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Yeah.
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(laughs)
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All right, girls, time to go.
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-Got your schoolwork?
-In our bags.
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You didn't pack any liquids...
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All under 3.4 ounces.
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BETH:
License?
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-Uh, check. Rental car
confirmation? -Got it.
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-We'll pack the trunk.
-RANDALL: What do you mean...
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Don't start.
We're better at it.
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Excuse me.
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That's heavy.
You sure you got it?
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You guys...
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-(Tess speaks indistinctly)
-Okay.
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We have to do this?
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We really have to travel
across country for the weekend
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to see a taping of the least
funniest show in the world?
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Yeah, we do. And don't do that
with the "not funny."
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Kevin's sensitive--
he already feels like
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you don't think he's funny.
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I don't think he's funny.
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Well, don't say that.
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You know we have to tell
the girls, right?
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We're gonna foster a kid, bring
another child into the home,
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-they need to know about it.
-I know.
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Well, how come
you haven't filled out
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your forms, then, man?
I finished mine.
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-What, you want a cookie?
-We told the social worker
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we'd have it to her by the end
of the day today, so...
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I'll fill mine out
on the plane, I promise.
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It's just so comprehensive.
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And the questions are
so personal.
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"Are you usually home from work
by 6:00 p.m.?"
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"Do you spend time in nature?"
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"Are you sexually satisfied
by your partner?"
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What the hell
does that have to do
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with what kind
of foster parent I'll be?
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What did you put for that one,
by they way?
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-I put "Generally yes."
-Uh-huh.
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"Except when I want a quickie
and my husband needs
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-too much romancing."
-What?!
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You can't...
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That's not funny.
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-Neither is your brother.
-Ah-ha-ha-ha!
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KATE: Tobe? Where's that
punch bowl that my mom sent us?
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If we don't put it out,
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she's gonna think
that we don't use it.
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-We don't use it.
-She can't know that.
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Are those pigs in a blanket?
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These are for Miguel, all right?
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He loves these little cuties.
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Really?
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What? Miguel can get stuff, too.
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Huh? Y'all been sleeping
on my boy Miguel.
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Miguel gets no love.
And I feel that pain.
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Miguel and I, we are simpatico.
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All right? Two swarthy outsiders
with exotic names.
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I just don't want my mom
thinking that we sit around
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-just stuffing our faces.
-Hey.
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I made this dipping sauce
with nut cheese.
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So it's healthy.
And it's fun to say, FYI.
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-Nut cheese. All right?
-Okay.
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And Miguel is
the key to my plan
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-to win over your mom.
-My mom thinks you're great.
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Uh, your mom thinks I'm a guy
who has heart attacks
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and falls through coffee tables.
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What the hell?
What the actual hell?
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Why won't this throw just throw?
Why won't it just look normal?!
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-What is happening?
-(panting)
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Tobe...
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you don't...
you don't understand.
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Every time
my mom comes to visit,
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she comes in hot,
looks me up and down
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like she's fitting me
for a freaking bra,
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and then she starts
criticizing me
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with these seemingly
innocuous questions.
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I...
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Okay. I'm not going to overreact
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to everything she says
this time.
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-Okay. -I'm not
gonna behave like a child.
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-Good.
-(knock on door)
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Grown-ups.
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-Grown-ups.
-(groans)
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All right.
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-TOBY: Hey!
-KATE: Hi!
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-Oh, sweetheart. -Hi, Mom.
-¿Como estas?
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-Really good. -Hi.
-KATE: How are you?
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Oh, you look so good!
Let me look at you.
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-You look so good.
-Do I smell pigs in a blanket?
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Oh, Miguel,
do you have a nose on you.
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You sure as hell do. Come on.
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I love pigs in a blanket.
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He did make the dipping sauce
with nut cheese, so...
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-Okay.
-Yeah.
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-Come in.
-Thanks. Wow.
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Look at this place.
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Will you do
your meltdown for me?
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-Huh? -That thing from TMZ
when you quit.
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No.
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Oh, come on, it was
my favorite thing from the show.
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Babe, that was not part of
the show. That-that was a...
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That was a bad moment
of my life. I'm not...
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-Why are you watching
this crap?! -Okay.
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Shame on you
for making me famous!
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Shame on all of us!
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No, that's not even close.
Babe, it was... I mean, I was...
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I was, like...
I was losing... I was...
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I can't feel my face right now!
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Shame on you
for making me famous!
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Shame on me
for taking the money!
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Shame on all of us!
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(slow clapping)
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Wonderful, Kevin,
just wonderful.
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It's literally like we're
picking up where we left off.
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No. No. We, um...
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We were just m...
messing arou...
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Listen, I, um...
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Casey, I'm here to serve, okay?
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Love the script.
I think it's great. Very funny.
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I've got no notes, no questions.
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So...
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00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:11,905
And the show,
251
00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:13,907
I mean, the show, you know,
it seems to be doing...
252
00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:15,642
great without me.
I caught a couple episodes.
253
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,779
America seems to really be
liking the-the black Manny.
254
00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,347
Which I think, hey,
you know, great for America.
255
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:21,782
Black Manny, you know?
256
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,616
Especially in these...
257
00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:27,287
these times we're living in.
258
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,622
-I'm gonna go to my office.
-Okay.
259
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,694
(laughing)
260
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,730
What are you...
Well, thanks for the help.
261
00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,799
*
262
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,809
Well, that was brutal.
I need a drink.
263
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,443
(clears throat)
Liquid lunch?
264
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:51,845
No, I'm good.
265
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:54,381
I got some calls to catch up on.
266
00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,650
*
267
00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:07,660
But as soon as they left
for the day,
268
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:09,662
I went straight to the garage
269
00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:12,665
where I knew I still had
a bottle hidden.
270
00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:16,669
I've never felt so weak.
271
00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:18,839
So small.
272
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,612
MAN:
Thanks for sharing, Chris.
273
00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:28,081
Would anyone else
like to check in?
274
00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,217
SOPHIE:
I just got this new trampoline.
275
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,153
-It's so cool.
-Hey, Sophie.
276
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,188
-You want to see my talent?
-Sure.
277
00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:38,091
KEVIN:
It's gonna blow minds.
278
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,927
* Sometimes in our lives
279
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:42,896
-* We all have pain
-(car horn honks)
280
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,241
Hey, Katie girl.
281
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,742
What are you doing here?
282
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,111
Just needed to see you.
283
00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:00,413
Get in.
284
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:06,219
(Rebecca humming "Lean on Me")
285
00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:32,112
That door goes to nowhere.
286
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,981
Staircase to nowhere,
a couple more doors to nowhere.
287
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,548
And that's the tour.
288
00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,017
Man, I cannot believe
you guys came all this way
289
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,651
just for this;
this is so great.
290
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,820
-Of course we were gonna come.
-RANDALL: Damn straight.
291
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:43,590
-Manny say what...?!
-There it is! (laughs)
292
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,258
-Thank you, Randall.
-(laughter)
293
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:46,826
Manny say what?!
294
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,761
-No. Stop. Miguel. Just...
-It's nice.
295
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,163
Um, okay.
The seats for you guys
296
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:51,698
are gonna be right here
in the front. Front row.
297
00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:54,234
-Front row? -Yes, the front row.
Are you kidding me?
298
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,436
Only the best seats
for my best girls, right?
299
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:57,971
And that includes
you, too, Beth.
300
00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,406
And I want you to know
301
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:00,840
I think you're really
gonna enjoy this episode.
302
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,475
It's a funny one.
Lots of funny stuff.
303
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,311
Okay.
304
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,314
KEVIN: All right, you guys,
I got to go get ready.
305
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,517
So do me a favor, can you please
be nice to Sophie? Please?
306
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,152
Kev, you know we like her
more than you.
307
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,753
-This is what I keep
telling him. -Yeah, okay.
308
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,655
So the tour's over.
I'm gonna go get ready.
309
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,957
Erin, Erin, right over here,
310
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,658
she's gonna take care
of you, okay?
311
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,093
-And I will see you guys after.
-All right, buddy.
312
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,361
-All right. Thanks for coming.
-Have fun.
313
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,763
-Keep it hood, Kevin.
-Carry on.
314
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,999
Brian, good to see you.
Let's break legs tonight.
315
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,634
Britney, how are you?
Good to see you.
316
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,169
It's like I never left.
317
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,138
-Kevin, new pink page.
-Yeah. What's this?
318
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,340
Casey made some last-minute
revisions to the final scene.
319
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,180
REPORTER: ...Scored three times,
helping the Penguins...
320
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,049
-(station changes)
-(pop music playing)
321
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,317
(station changes,
radio turns off)
322
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,752
Hey, are you excited
about tonight?
323
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,454
What? What is that face?
324
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,189
Y-You love to sing.
325
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,993
Mom just makes it feel
like a job sometimes.
326
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:55,595
Well, she's just trying
to make you better, kiddo.
327
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:58,932
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
328
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:03,703
Dad... everything okay at work?
329
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,974
(scoffs)
Yeah.
330
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:09,176
(chuckles)
Yeah. Yeah.
331
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,811
Just, uh...
332
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:15,983
My boss has a way of making it
feel like a job sometimes.
333
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,917
(chuckles)
334
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,633
It's gonna be okay.
335
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,737
Yeah.
336
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,415
-You should get back to school.
-You should go back to work.
337
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,551
*
338
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,033
All right, everybody!
Welcome to The Manny!
339
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,267
-Let's hear it!
-(audience cheering)
340
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,436
Come on!
You can do better than that.
341
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,238
Yeah!
342
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:14,007
Hey, I got one. Who wants to be
in a Manny dance contest?
343
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,308
-Anybody?
-Oh, me. I can do it.
344
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:16,476
-No, no, no, no, no.
-Right here!
345
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:17,910
-Hey, Randall.
-Hmm?
346
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:19,746
Enough already.
You avoided filling out
347
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,481
these damn forms
the entire flight.
348
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:22,982
-Oh, uh...
-Here. We have some time.
349
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,417
You can fill them out now.
350
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,419
Fine, Beth. Fine.
351
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,188
-Fine.
-Okay.
352
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,756
What are you guys doing?
353
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,192
Nothing, it's just bills.
354
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,726
-Mommy, have some wine.
-Hmm?
355
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,628
-You relax when you have wine.
-All right.
356
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,464
Well, not everybody needs
to know that, okay?
357
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,732
-All right. You know what?
I need a walk. -Oh.
358
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,269
Where you going?
The show's about to start.
359
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,571
It's okay. Kevin says
these things can take hours.
360
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,606
Yeah, but...
D-Did you say hours?
361
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,175
Did you say hours?
362
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,377
We're gonna be watching
The Manny for hours?
363
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:53,980
Watch my purse, okay?
364
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,715
-Okay.
-Stay with your grandma.
365
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:59,319
(phone vibrating)
366
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,054
Hello.
367
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:04,191
Hey. You gonna tell me
what's on your mind?
368
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:07,160
-I just...
-Wh... Why do these forms
369
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:10,197
have you Randalling out so hard?
370
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,831
It's pride, right?
371
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,500
You don't want
to put down on paper
372
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,967
that your dad had
a drinking problem
373
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:16,536
and your bio dad
had a drug problem.
374
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,004
-It's question 15.
-And you have a...
375
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:20,473
What's question 15?
376
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,041
"Do you think
you can handle a kid
377
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,910
"with a history
of physical abuse,
378
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,613
sexual abuse,
exposure to drugs?"
379
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,148
Oh, I just put "yes"
to everything.
380
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,549
I know, Beth.
381
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,318
And what makes you think
we can handle that?
382
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,019
And we're not
talking about a baby here.
383
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,855
This is an older kid with
potentially serious issues.
384
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,557
I don't know, I just do.
385
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,526
Do you think that's
a good enough answer?
386
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,594
Because once we tell the girls,
there's no turning back.
387
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,963
What exactly are you saying?
388
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,565
Maybe we can't handle this.
389
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,767
Maybe we're biting off
more than we can chew.
390
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,903
Are you really serious
right now?
391
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,739
Yes.
392
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:57,009
-What? Are we not...?
-(sighs)
393
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:59,512
I guess we're picking up
the pace now? Is that it?
394
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:00,513
I thought...
395
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,515
Great.
396
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,717
Okay. Thanks.
397
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,288
What? Who was that?
398
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:09,956
(chuckles)
It was the house band
399
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:12,159
-that I sent my demo to.
-Shut up.
400
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,993
(chuckles) They need me
to fill in tonight.
401
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:16,062
-Their singer got strep throat.
-That is awesome.
402
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,865
I knew strep throat had a
purpose. Good for strep throat.
403
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,533
Okay. I'm gonna go
to the sound check.
404
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:21,768
-Okay.
-Sound check?
405
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,102
Who has a sound check?
For what?
406
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:25,272
Oh, it's not a big deal.
407
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:28,208
I... I got a singing gig
for tonight.
408
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,909
What?
409
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,711
(chuckles):
Kate, that's amazing.
410
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,614
Like I said,
it's not a big deal, okay?
411
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,082
-So I'm gonna run, okay?
You guys stay. -Okay.
412
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,550
W-Wait. Wh-What, what um...
413
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:39,186
(clears throat)
What kind of place is it?
414
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,987
It's just, uh, you know,
415
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,190
a bar where people
sing at sometimes, so...
416
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:46,859
I remember when
I used to perform. Gosh.
417
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,729
The smoke was so thick
you could barely see through it.
418
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,731
And the first time I sang,
419
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,433
I don't think anybody was
even listening to me...
420
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,002
Wait, hold up.
You used to sing?
421
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,874
(sighs)
I'm sorry.
422
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:03,910
I'm a jackass, and I'm nervous.
423
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,445
It's okay.
424
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,747
-Bug, go-go break a leg.
-Go, go.
425
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,081
-All right. I love you.
-Bye, love you.
426
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:10,283
-I'll call you, okay?
-Okay. Yeah.
427
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,752
I'm sorry, that wasn't nice.
428
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,254
-ANNOUNCER: All right,
everybody. -Okay, okay.
429
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,655
It's time. You ready
to meet our cast?!
430
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,690
*
431
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,982
*
432
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:52,359
Excuse me.
433
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,193
How much for an hour?
434
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,663
The first one's on me.
435
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,873
Hey, you interested in training?
436
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:10,209
No. Just keeping a promise
to my wife.
437
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:16,849
(laughter)
438
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,285
Oh, no!
439
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,287
(laughter continues)
440
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,356
Oh! No!
441
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,458
I've lost the baby.
442
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:27,059
(Kevin groans)
443
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:31,264
Manny say what?
444
00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:33,566
(audience aahing, laughing)
445
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,602
-And we're out.
-(applause)
446
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,038
Hey. What's wrong?
447
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,540
You're crushing.
448
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,542
-Yeah.
-Don't you hear the crowd?
449
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,544
Casey adjusted the last scene.
450
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,078
He's trying to humiliate me.
451
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:48,648
I had this whole vision
of how this was gonna go.
452
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,650
It's gonna be mortifying.
453
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:55,054
Look, you came here
to be Clooney. Right?
454
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,457
You think Clooney loved it
when he had to go back to ER...
455
00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:00,026
You mean to reunite with
Julianna Margulies in Seattle?
456
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:02,028
Yeah, that's right.
I love that episode.
457
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:04,096
-Yeah.
-That was a bad example.
458
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:07,734
Look, Kevin, th-this stupid show
does not define you anymore.
459
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:11,103
Right? You-you came here
to do a job, to rise above.
460
00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:13,005
So just be the bigger man.
461
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:14,774
Be Clooney.
462
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,409
Otherwise,
what are we even doing here?
463
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,745
Hey, Kevin, uh, we need you
for the quick change.
464
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,647
Okay.
465
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,248
-Clooney.
-Mm.
466
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,250
I'm gonna Clooney the hell
out of this thing.
467
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,652
All right, thank you.
468
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,323
You know, I-I have a sister.
469
00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:32,792
Her and my mom-- oof!
470
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,226
-You know?
-Hmm.
471
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,396
(softly):
Yeah.
472
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,731
Uh...
473
00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:41,801
Only time I fell through
a coffee table, that-that time.
474
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,169
(chuckles):
That was not normal.
475
00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:45,037
-(laughs): Of course.
-For...
476
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:47,407
Okay, I have to leave
and go to her show now.
477
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,809
This is her first real gig,
and I can't miss it,
478
00:21:49,842 --> 00:21:51,243
so I hope you guys understand.
479
00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:53,179
I do.
480
00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:59,118
Ah, crap.
481
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,787
It's okay.
I'll stay with the girls.
482
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,321
Thank you.
Kevin will understand.
483
00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:03,856
All right, yup.
484
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:06,359
Come on, come on.
485
00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:13,833
Hey, superstar,
are you excited about tonight?
486
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:16,302
I don't know.
487
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,337
You don't know. What?!
488
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:20,740
What are you talking about?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
489
00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:23,075
You do know that you are
490
00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:24,977
the greatest singer
in this house, right?
491
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:28,648
And on the planet, and maybe
in the entire universe?
492
00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:31,283
So I have a little surprise
for you.
493
00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:34,286
I made this from the first dress
494
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,155
that I wore
the first time I performed
495
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,957
in front of
a whole bunch of people.
496
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:40,593
And I was really nervous,
and I'm telling you,
497
00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:42,361
wearing this gave me confidence.
498
00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:44,764
So, I thought that you might
want to go upstairs
499
00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:46,933
and try it on,
and maybe wear it tonight?
500
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:48,468
-Yeah.
-You do? Okay.
501
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:50,036
Go upstairs.
I'm gonna pop in the shower,
502
00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:52,238
and then I'll come in your room
and I'll help you get ready.
503
00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:54,306
-Thanks, Mom.
-Okay, Bug.
504
00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:58,010
*
505
00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:04,751
Mom! Mom!
506
00:23:06,453 --> 00:23:09,355
-(shower running)
-REBECCA: * Always tomorrow
507
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,357
* Lean on me
508
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:14,160
* When you're not strong
509
00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:17,063
* I'll be your friend
510
00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:21,534
* I'll help you carry on
511
00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:22,969
* For it won't be...
512
00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:31,478
Oh, really?
We walking this fast?
513
00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:34,246
I got up at 4:00 a.m.
to take a cross-country flight,
514
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,248
and I didn't get my workout in,
so this is my workout.
515
00:23:36,282 --> 00:23:38,485
Will you just hear me out?
Please?
516
00:23:38,518 --> 00:23:40,687
Look, what if we get a kid
517
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,989
that has serious issues
that we're not prepared for?
518
00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:45,391
Randall, no, we don't know what
kind of child we're gonna get,
519
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,727
but we didn't know what kind
of kids we were gonna get
520
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,929
the first two times, and they
turned out okay, didn't they?
521
00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:51,731
But what if they didn't
turn out anything?
522
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,700
What if they were just great
to begin with?
523
00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:56,335
-Don't you ever think
about that? -Think about what?
524
00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:58,571
Maybe we didn't
do that much, Beth.
525
00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:01,273
I mean, Tess self-soothed
from two weeks old.
526
00:24:01,307 --> 00:24:03,676
Annie was sleeping ten hours
a night from infancy.
527
00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,812
Remember how other parents
would talk about
528
00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:07,847
their sleepless nights
and their terrible babies?
529
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,882
Remember how we used
to have to fake it?
530
00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:12,552
What parents pretend
to be tired, Beth?
531
00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:14,086
And now we're gonna potentially
532
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,523
introduce a kid
with these kind of issues
533
00:24:16,556 --> 00:24:18,858
-into our home. -Randall,
you're being ridiculous.
534
00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:20,226
And I think
you're being reckless.
535
00:24:20,259 --> 00:24:22,962
Randall, you wanted to adopt.
536
00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:25,765
And now you're Randalling out
on me like this was my idea.
537
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:27,333
Okay, stop making
my name a thing!
538
00:24:27,366 --> 00:24:28,735
And yes, I wanted to adopt.
539
00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:30,102
Got my head around that
months ago--
540
00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:32,839
adopting a newborn,
clean-slate baby, like I was
541
00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:35,942
when my parents found me,
but I'm worried, Beth.
542
00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:37,810
Because that's
what you do, Randall.
543
00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:39,078
You worry, babe.
544
00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:41,447
But we have
talked about this a lot,
545
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,249
and we discussed
how difficult it could be,
546
00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:44,951
and we came to a decision.
547
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:48,020
And now I'm jet-lagged,
you got me out here sweating,
548
00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:50,657
and I traveled across country
to miss the taping of a sitcom
549
00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:52,992
that I didn't want to come see
in the first place.
550
00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:58,364
So can we please just table
the convo until we get home?
551
00:24:58,397 --> 00:25:00,032
Please?
552
00:25:02,569 --> 00:25:04,503
I guess the part
that concerns me, Beth,
553
00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:06,639
-is that we just... -Oh, my God,
you're driving me nuts.
554
00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:08,240
Mm-mm. I'm walking.
555
00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:10,476
-Beth...
-I love you, but I'm walking.
556
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,514
*
557
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,986
You sure you don't want
to sing, sweetheart?
558
00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:21,487
You practiced so hard.
559
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,256
-I think that's why
my throat hurts. -Yeah?
560
00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:26,559
Did you finish your cough drop?
561
00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:31,998
You know, I used
to get really nervous
562
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:34,701
-before I sang...
-I don't want to.
563
00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:36,168
Okay.
564
00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:38,170
We'll get 'em
next time then, Bug.
565
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:40,372
-Okay.
-(Rebecca rubs Kate's leg)
566
00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:42,408
(applause)
567
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:53,786
Thank you. Hope you're all
having a great night.
568
00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:57,089
And I hope
that we can make it better.
569
00:25:57,123 --> 00:26:00,593
(piano plays gentle intro
to Fleetwood Mac's "Landslide")
570
00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:14,206
* I took my love
and I took it down *
571
00:26:17,009 --> 00:26:18,544
* Climbed a mountain
572
00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:20,847
-* And I turned around
-Shh. Shh.
573
00:26:22,448 --> 00:26:25,718
* And I saw my reflection
574
00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:29,555
* In the snow-covered hills
575
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:35,261
* Till the landslide
brought it down *
576
00:26:35,294 --> 00:26:38,831
* Oh, mirror in the sky
577
00:26:38,865 --> 00:26:42,368
* What is love?
578
00:26:42,401 --> 00:26:49,075
* Can the child
within my heart rise above? *
579
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:55,147
* Can I sail through
the changing ocean tide? *
580
00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:58,718
* Can I handle the seasons
581
00:26:58,751 --> 00:27:05,057
* Of my life?
582
00:27:05,091 --> 00:27:08,728
* I don't know
583
00:27:08,761 --> 00:27:15,234
* Well, I've been
afraid of changin' *
584
00:27:15,267 --> 00:27:21,573
* 'Cause I built my life
around you *
585
00:27:21,607 --> 00:27:24,977
* But time makes you bolder
586
00:27:25,011 --> 00:27:28,948
* Even children get older
587
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:33,820
* And I'm getting older,
too... *
588
00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:38,157
Hi. I'm Kevin, and I will be
doing my impression of Mr. T.
589
00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:41,627
Got no time
for the jibber-jabber!
590
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,129
I pity the fool!
591
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:45,064
(silence)
592
00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:48,000
(Sophie laughing)
593
00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:49,936
GIRL:
Come on, Manny.
594
00:27:49,969 --> 00:27:52,972
The only way to find a baby
is to think like a baby.
595
00:27:56,142 --> 00:27:58,077
(laughter)
596
00:28:01,213 --> 00:28:03,149
(laughter continues louder)
597
00:28:14,293 --> 00:28:15,862
(laughing)
598
00:28:15,895 --> 00:28:18,865
(applause)
599
00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:20,900
(laughter)
600
00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:24,536
(laughter continues louder)
601
00:28:24,570 --> 00:28:26,205
All right, baby.
602
00:28:26,238 --> 00:28:28,875
Where are you, baby?
603
00:28:28,908 --> 00:28:30,810
Where are you?
604
00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:32,144
Come to me.
605
00:28:32,178 --> 00:28:35,347
Where are you, baby?
606
00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:37,349
(laughter continues)
607
00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:43,522
* Well, I've been afraid
of changin' *
608
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:50,496
* 'Cause I've built my life
around you *
609
00:28:50,529 --> 00:28:54,200
* But time makes you bolder
610
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:57,369
* Even children get older
611
00:28:57,403 --> 00:29:02,174
* And I'm getting older, too
612
00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:10,049
* Oh, I'm getting older, too
613
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:15,788
* I took my love
and I took it down *
614
00:29:18,724 --> 00:29:21,160
* I climbed a mountain
and I turned around... *
615
00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:22,594
You almost missed Mr. T.
616
00:29:22,628 --> 00:29:25,197
I know. I had to...
take care of something.
617
00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:27,233
It's all good.
618
00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:29,468
It's done.
It's done.
619
00:29:30,736 --> 00:29:34,473
* Covered hills
620
00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:40,712
* Well, the landslide'll
bring it down *
621
00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:45,784
* Oh, the landslide'll
bring it *
622
00:29:45,818 --> 00:29:47,820
* Down.
623
00:29:56,428 --> 00:29:58,564
Ha!
624
00:29:58,597 --> 00:30:00,799
-Shh.
-I'm sorry.
625
00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:02,902
-I saw your name on the door.
-It's okay. No. Yup, yup.
626
00:30:02,935 --> 00:30:05,905
It's, you know... fine.
627
00:30:08,975 --> 00:30:10,943
Missed the show, by the way.
628
00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:13,245
I'm so sorry, Kevin.
629
00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:16,148
It's okay. It's all right.
You know, it's The Manny.
630
00:30:16,182 --> 00:30:18,550
I know it's not exactly
your cup of tea.
631
00:30:18,584 --> 00:30:21,287
Randall's driving me nuts.
632
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,589
Yeah? Yeah, I know,
he'll do that.
633
00:30:23,622 --> 00:30:27,026
We're adopting, you know--
well, fostering,
634
00:30:27,059 --> 00:30:30,396
and now he's freaking out,
like we're not up for it.
635
00:30:30,429 --> 00:30:32,564
He's freaking out
and second-guessing.
636
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,668
Yeah, well, I mean,
he'll do that, too.
637
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,943
You know my brother
doesn't attempt anything
638
00:30:43,976 --> 00:30:46,778
unless he's positive
he'll succeed at it, right?
639
00:30:46,812 --> 00:30:49,215
I know it.
I... I guess that's true.
640
00:30:52,018 --> 00:30:53,619
I mean, there was this one time,
641
00:30:53,652 --> 00:30:56,188
this... this one time
his entire life.
642
00:30:56,222 --> 00:30:58,757
It was in college, and, you
know, this girl at a party...
643
00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:01,827
This really, really, like,
badass, dreadlocked girl,
644
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,496
who was, by the way, like--
let's be honest--
645
00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:07,066
17 times out of his nerdy,
sweater-vested-wearing league.
646
00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:08,968
He had no shot in hell at her.
647
00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:10,970
-But he, uh...
-(Beth laughs)
648
00:31:11,003 --> 00:31:13,272
He asked her out anyway.
He called her on the phone.
649
00:31:13,305 --> 00:31:16,042
Good God, he was so nervous,
he made me sweat.
650
00:31:16,075 --> 00:31:17,743
Yeah, I bet.
651
00:31:17,776 --> 00:31:19,912
-I still remember
his opening line, you know? -Mm.
652
00:31:19,946 --> 00:31:21,547
It was so cheesy.
653
00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:23,749
He was like, "You don't know
who I am, but..."
654
00:31:23,782 --> 00:31:26,685
"But you're about to."
655
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,154
-Wait.
-I'm sorry, you thought
656
00:31:28,187 --> 00:31:30,156
Randall had that kind
of game at 19?
657
00:31:30,189 --> 00:31:32,758
Who do you think was
Cyrano-ing the entire thing?
658
00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:34,193
Wait a minute. You?
659
00:31:34,226 --> 00:31:36,628
You... Beth, you fell
for the Manny's game.
660
00:31:36,662 --> 00:31:38,597
Now, you sit there,
and you just think about that
661
00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:40,933
-for a second, little bit.
-Oh, no. It hurts.
662
00:31:40,967 --> 00:31:42,434
-Yeah.
-Damn.
663
00:31:42,468 --> 00:31:44,536
I got got.
664
00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:47,139
You know, Beth,
that's the only time
665
00:31:47,173 --> 00:31:48,574
in my brother's entire life
666
00:31:48,607 --> 00:31:51,978
that he's actually
risked failure.
667
00:31:52,011 --> 00:31:53,579
It's the only time.
668
00:31:55,614 --> 00:31:57,416
You know how hard
that was for him?
669
00:31:57,449 --> 00:31:59,351
How scary that was for him?
670
00:31:59,385 --> 00:32:00,987
The man was terrified.
671
00:32:07,326 --> 00:32:09,395
You know I think
you're funny, Kevin.
672
00:32:11,397 --> 00:32:12,931
I know.
673
00:32:12,965 --> 00:32:14,700
You laughed at all my jokes
that night on the phone.
674
00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:15,968
Wait a minute.
You were on the line, too?
675
00:32:16,002 --> 00:32:17,303
-Yep.
-Mm-mm. Forget it.
676
00:32:17,336 --> 00:32:18,837
I don't even want to know.
677
00:32:18,870 --> 00:32:20,939
-Some things are better
left unsaid. -(groans)
678
00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:27,713
Okay, so, I got your number.
679
00:32:27,746 --> 00:32:29,848
Let's do this again sometime.
680
00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:31,717
I would love that. Thanks.
681
00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:33,585
-Yeah. See you.
-All right.
682
00:32:33,619 --> 00:32:35,621
-G-Good night.
-Bye.
683
00:32:37,823 --> 00:32:39,258
Oh, Kate.
684
00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,493
-That was great. That was great.
-Oh.
685
00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:44,096
REBECCA: That was phenomenal.
Absolutely phenomenal.
686
00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:46,098
And, I'm telling you, i-in time,
687
00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:48,267
you will learn to power through
a crowd like this.
688
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,102
But it was amazing.
689
00:32:50,136 --> 00:32:51,603
You see?
690
00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:53,739
This is why
I didn't want you to come.
691
00:32:53,772 --> 00:32:55,874
Uh, I'm-I'm gonna...
692
00:32:55,907 --> 00:32:58,577
I'm just gonna go pay the tab.
693
00:32:58,610 --> 00:33:01,413
Even though we didn't
get anything. Yeah. Okay.
694
00:33:01,447 --> 00:33:03,849
(sighs) You know what?
695
00:33:03,882 --> 00:33:05,584
No, I told myself...
696
00:33:05,617 --> 00:33:08,254
I wasn't gonna do this;
I wasn't gonna end
697
00:33:08,287 --> 00:33:10,956
this visit feeling bad,
you know, about what I've said
698
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:12,624
or what I haven't said
to you, so...
699
00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:14,126
I'm just not gonna say anything.
700
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,828
Kate.
701
00:33:16,862 --> 00:33:19,931
Sweetheart,
you sang incredibly beautifully.
702
00:33:19,965 --> 00:33:21,933
You should be so happy
right now.
703
00:33:21,967 --> 00:33:24,436
-"Incredibly beautifully"?
-Mm-hmm.
704
00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:25,837
Why do you do that?
705
00:33:25,871 --> 00:33:27,439
Do what?
706
00:33:27,473 --> 00:33:29,341
I'm complimenting you.
I'm proud of you.
707
00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:31,443
No, you feel sorry for me.
708
00:33:31,477 --> 00:33:34,780
(chuckles) What on earth
would make you think that, Kate?
709
00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:37,383
You overcompensate for me, Mom,
and you always have.
710
00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:39,685
And here I am,
a 37-year-old woman,
711
00:33:39,718 --> 00:33:43,455
and you still make me feel
like a stupid...
712
00:33:43,489 --> 00:33:45,191
fat, little kid.
713
00:33:45,224 --> 00:33:47,059
I'm sorry.
714
00:33:47,093 --> 00:33:49,628
What have I ever done
to make you feel like that?
715
00:33:49,661 --> 00:33:51,430
-I'm not gonna do this.
-Kate.
716
00:33:51,463 --> 00:33:52,798
I want to know.
What have I ever done?
717
00:33:52,831 --> 00:33:54,966
You existed.
718
00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:00,439
-It's everything about you, Mom.
-(sighs)
719
00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:04,376
It's not just
that you're beautiful or thin.
720
00:34:04,410 --> 00:34:07,813
Or that you have perfect pitch
even when you talk.
721
00:34:07,846 --> 00:34:10,449
It's everything.
722
00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:12,584
And you wanted
a daughter like you,
723
00:34:12,618 --> 00:34:14,186
-and I was never gonna be you.
-No. No.
724
00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:15,921
I never wanted you
to be like me, Kate.
725
00:34:15,954 --> 00:34:17,356
Oh, no. You wanted me
726
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:19,191
to be the you
that you never became.
727
00:34:28,867 --> 00:34:30,369
Well, you did it, Ma.
728
00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:33,639
You got me to say
terrible, unfair things.
729
00:34:33,672 --> 00:34:36,308
Least you could do
is say something terrible back.
730
00:34:39,145 --> 00:34:42,481
I-I just can't think of anything
that would be...
731
00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:46,118
quite that terrible,
is the thing.
732
00:34:46,152 --> 00:34:49,054
You're my entire life, Kate.
733
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,522
You know that.
734
00:34:50,556 --> 00:34:54,560
You and your brothers
are my entire life.
735
00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:56,328
(whispering):
Kate.
736
00:35:00,065 --> 00:35:02,368
You were just my little girl.
737
00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:03,769
My little Bug.
738
00:35:03,802 --> 00:35:06,638
In your own world.
739
00:35:06,672 --> 00:35:09,040
Maybe you're right.
Maybe I... maybe I overdid it.
740
00:35:09,074 --> 00:35:11,377
Maybe I pushed you too hard.
741
00:35:11,410 --> 00:35:13,445
Maybe I did that.
742
00:35:13,479 --> 00:35:16,448
(sighs)
743
00:35:16,482 --> 00:35:18,584
I love you.
744
00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:21,487
And I'm sorry, but...
745
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,923
(exhales) Now this...
746
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:28,627
this is going to be the memory
of my very first real gig.
747
00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:30,496
This.
748
00:35:30,529 --> 00:35:33,064
I'm sorry.
I'm gonna be in the car.
749
00:35:35,033 --> 00:35:36,468
Hey. Come here.
750
00:35:36,502 --> 00:35:38,270
KATE:
I'm fine.
751
00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:44,676
Am I...
752
00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:46,111
(sighs)
753
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:48,680
Am I crazy? Or am I doing
754
00:35:48,714 --> 00:35:51,417
what she says I'm doing
and making her feel...
755
00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:53,919
Okay, okay.
B-Between you and me,
756
00:35:53,952 --> 00:35:56,588
I think that she is
super sensitive around you.
757
00:35:56,622 --> 00:35:58,357
And, obviously,
I don't know the whole history,
758
00:35:58,390 --> 00:36:00,859
but as much as I want you
759
00:36:00,892 --> 00:36:02,961
-to like me, you need to know
-Mm-hmm.
760
00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:06,298
that I am Team Kate for life.
761
00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:08,934
Like, that's the deal here.
762
00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:10,936
So I can't have you
putting me in a position
763
00:36:10,969 --> 00:36:13,305
where I bring you to a show
that she doesn't want you at,
764
00:36:13,339 --> 00:36:16,542
and you can't ask me
to side with you, okay?
765
00:36:16,575 --> 00:36:18,977
Because...
766
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:21,146
Team Kate.
767
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:22,581
Forever.
768
00:36:22,614 --> 00:36:25,116
-That's how this works.
-Got it.
769
00:36:25,150 --> 00:36:26,685
-Okay.
-Okay.
770
00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:30,289
Uh, shall we commence
the awkward car ride home?
771
00:36:30,322 --> 00:36:32,324
*
772
00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:52,511
(sighs)
773
00:37:04,490 --> 00:37:07,993
So, I've realized
I really like your fiancé.
774
00:37:12,498 --> 00:37:14,500
(chuckles softly)
775
00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,606
(Rebecca chuckles softly)
776
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:28,380
Now, over there, that's
the Lucille Ball building.
777
00:37:28,414 --> 00:37:29,848
You know who
Lucille Ball was, right?
778
00:37:29,881 --> 00:37:31,917
-No. -No.
-You don't?
779
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:33,585
RANDALL: She was like the girl
from The Thundermans
780
00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:34,986
but even funnier.
781
00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:37,122
Hey, hold on.
782
00:37:37,155 --> 00:37:39,591
-One second. Be right back.
-Hmm?
783
00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:41,393
Hey, babe.
784
00:37:41,427 --> 00:37:43,395
I know I've been getting
on your n...
785
00:37:43,429 --> 00:37:45,431
*
786
00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:56,842
Our girls came out good.
787
00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:58,944
It's true.
788
00:37:58,977 --> 00:38:00,512
But we made them great.
789
00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:03,349
They make us great.
790
00:38:03,382 --> 00:38:07,085
We can do this.
791
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:09,455
You and me, we can do anything.
792
00:38:10,989 --> 00:38:13,592
I know.
793
00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:16,294
You let your brother
listen on the line
794
00:38:16,328 --> 00:38:18,964
when you were asking me out
for the first time?
795
00:38:18,997 --> 00:38:21,066
I did.
796
00:38:21,099 --> 00:38:23,935
Crazy.
797
00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:26,772
(whispers):
I am.
798
00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,979
Hey, girls.
799
00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:36,482
Mommy and Daddy want to talk
to you about something.
800
00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:41,853
*
801
00:38:47,292 --> 00:38:49,294
(exhales)
802
00:38:59,137 --> 00:39:01,139
(whispers):
Hi.
803
00:39:06,144 --> 00:39:08,079
I kept it to myself last time.
804
00:39:10,982 --> 00:39:14,185
But it can't be like that again.
805
00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:19,458
I know.
806
00:39:22,428 --> 00:39:24,362
(Jack sighs)
807
00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:30,636
-(knock on door)
-Come in.
808
00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:36,708
Heard a rumor
you were back already.
809
00:39:36,742 --> 00:39:39,511
The house is abuzz.
It's like Melrose Place in here.
810
00:39:39,545 --> 00:39:42,247
Yeah, I'm back.
811
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:45,884
So, you guys are okay?
812
00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:48,720
The queen admitted you
back into her castle?
813
00:39:48,754 --> 00:39:51,256
Kate, you need to be nicer
to your mother.
814
00:39:51,289 --> 00:39:54,192
Okay? You don't know everything.
815
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:58,229
In fact...
816
00:40:00,932 --> 00:40:02,868
...I'm gonna talk
to your brothers, too,
817
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:06,271
but I wanted
to talk to you first.
818
00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:12,878
Something I need to tell you.
819
00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:16,047
Um...
820
00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:27,025
Part of the reason
your mom and I had a fight...
821
00:40:33,565 --> 00:40:36,401
Katie girl, I...
822
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,203
I have a drinking problem.
823
00:40:38,236 --> 00:40:41,673
And my father,
he had a drinking problem.
824
00:40:43,575 --> 00:40:47,078
And I've kept that
hidden from you guys because...
825
00:40:49,915 --> 00:40:53,585
...because I-I didn't want
you to know that about me.
826
00:40:55,621 --> 00:40:59,290
I really didn't want
you to know that about me.
827
00:41:03,829 --> 00:41:06,798
But you have to know.
828
00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:17,576
And...
829
00:41:17,609 --> 00:41:19,611
*
830
00:41:24,449 --> 00:41:26,718
I'm sorry.
831
00:41:26,752 --> 00:41:30,889
I never want to disappoint you.
832
00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:32,157
(sniffles)
833
00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:34,459
But I have to be honest
with you guys,
834
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:37,863
-because I need you guys.
-Dad.
835
00:41:45,971 --> 00:41:47,973
*
836
00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:09,695
*
837
00:42:24,342 --> 00:42:27,345
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