Original subtitles

Previously on the Super Hero Squad show.

-(both gasps) -Ahhh!

(clears throat)

(Odin yodels)

-(yodeling continues) -(Thor cries out)

I've got Exploding Head Syndrome.

(explosion sounds)

-Hey-O. -Yuk.

(Wolverine, in high-pitched voice) It's okay, it'll heal.

(humming)

(bell chimes)

Two specials, 86 on the cole slaw.

(Hulk burps)

(Mayor) Okay, I admit it.

I missed the last few episodes.

But, hey, my DVR's been on the fritz.

(Dark Surfer laughs)

I don't know whether to destroy you separately or all at once.

So I'm going to do both.

This is going to make the Big Bang look like a burp.

(laughs)

With this Infinity Gauntlet,

I, Thanos, will rule the universe.

All right, Squaddies, time to Hero up!

(theme song playing)

♪ When the bad guys are out ♪

♪ All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along ♪

♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪ ♪ Hero up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪ ♪ Hero up! ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce ♪

♪ Even Thanos ends in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky Scarlet Witch blows up bad guys ♪

♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪ ♪ Hero up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪ ♪ Hero up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪ ♪ Hero up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad ♪

(groans)

The Surfer seemed like such a laid-back guy.

Who knew he'd turn evil and destroy the entire universe?

Okay, Squaddies. Remember what Ms. Marvel said.

Each of your hero factors can take down

a specific Infinity Stone.

You know your targets. Now Hero up!

♪ When the bad guys are out, all you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along ♪

♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪

Give it up, Surfer.

My Tech Factor counters your Power Stone.

(Silver Surfer) As if. You can't touch me.

But I can play catch.

(grunts)

Butterfingers. It's working.

If each Squaddie remembers which Surfer to fight, the Universe is saved.

(loud explosion sounds)

(Hulk cries out)

Er, maybe.

Excuse me.

(growls) Your choice, bub.

Sliced, diced or julienned?

Actually, I ordered the soup.

Soul stone!

(gasps)

I'm all touchy-feely!

Filled with rainbows and unicorns.

Crying at commercials.

(laughs)

Does somebody need a hug?

(strains)

Being touchy-feely makes me angry!

(strains)

(sobs)

So much animal emotion.

As if a million fanboys suddenly saw an iconic character redesigned!

And I'm just gettin' warmed up.

(grunts)

Someone needs a time out.

Time Stone!

(grunts)

(grunts)

Hmm. Let's see.

Where in history should I send you?

Time Stone again!

Enough with the time travel. Listen.

I know what it's like to be a villain.

Except for the pool parties, it's a pretty bad gig.

You were a hero once.

Why don't you try being a hero again?

Hmm.

Nah! My new business cards just came in.

(laughs) Get it?

(grunts)

Better call in some hex support.

(strains)

Hexing won't help.

I'll imprison you just like I did Ronan the Accuser.

(laughs)

You never let Ronan out?

Mmm?

I knew it! Thor so owes me lunch.

Ha-ha, coward.

Thou art yellow with fear to face the mighty Thor.

Uh, actually, that would be the color of my Reality Stone.

Ha! Reality is no match for the dint of Mjolnir.

Oh, no, you didn't.

Bah! Fiend!

I say thee goo!

Open the hanger, here comes the plane.

Ugh. I hate strained peaches.

You'll eat it and like it.

You may be purple, but you're about to turn black and blue.

Whoa!

Fool.

As long as I have the Space Stone,

you can't get close enough to touch me,

much less bruise me.

Huh?

Space is no match for speed.

And the old tap on the shoulder trick.

(strains)

(grunts)

(roars)

Think about this rationally, Hulk.

Mind Stone!

A-ha!

By commandeering my mind

to increase my mental faculties,

you entice me to join your cause.

So, we have a deal?

Hulk use big words.

Scary words!

Hulk Hulk's own enemy.

(grunts)

I have to get Ronan the Accuser out of there.

Easy, gremmie. I'm not done with you yet.

(strains)

Whoa, I hexed you into a different time stream.

Here, high-five!

Oh, too slow.

Took you long enough.

It smells like bad cheese in there.

Just come on, Ronan.

Why are you even helping me?

Didn't you used to be a villain?

You mean why am I risking my heinie out here in space

to save a world my evil dad Magneto hates?

-Yes. -People change.

Holy Roy G. Biv, that's a trifecta.

Who's left?

I got mine.

Hulk? How's it going?

(grunts)

(groans)

Fluffy Bunnies.

(grunts)

Thank you. Might makes right. Nice.

'Tis a veritable rainbow of smackdown.

Hey, wait a minute, aren't we missin' somebub?

Uh, Hulk count.

One, seven, fish,

-two thousand, negative three. -Sorry I'm late.

You wouldn't believe the traffic in the time stream.

(Falcon) Whoa, what happened?

Yes! The Stones are gone.

I think we actually destroyed their power.

Dost thou mean the Universe will be restored?

It should be any second now.

Get those cameras ready. Say Cheese.

Here it comes.

Come on, work with me universe.

And restore.

(laughs)

Dude. Dude. Dude.

You fools actually imagined it would be that easy to defeat me?

(laughs)

(Squaddies scream)

Haven't you learned by now, Iron Man.

Never turn your back on the surf.

Or the Surfer!

(laughs)

(all strain)

I think I might actually

miss some of you when you're gone.

Not Wolverine.

And they say I'm the one without people skills.

(strains)

Surfer, let us go.

You're still a member of this Squad.

And we won't give up on you.

Yeah. Cause you won't be around to.

Huh?

Oh, not cool man. Not cool.

Whew. That was your best hex yet.

I Wish I could take the credit, but...

Dark Surfer, you stand accused

of five million and seventy-eight crimes against the universe.

Infraction one, unbuckling your seat belt in an airplane

while the stay seated sign was on.

Infraction two, eradicating the Kree Empire.

Infraction three...

Can we do this inside?

Something tells me it's gonna take awhile.

Infraction 453,

eradicating Galactus.

I can't figure it out.

The Universe should be back to normal by now.

We must have forgotten something.

Infinity Stones, check. Dark Surfer, check.

Team uniting to take down a onetime friend turned evil, check.

The Sword! The Infinity Sword is still missing.

And it's going to stay that way.

You never destroyed the Infinity Stones.

They're with the Sword

where you'll never find them!

That doth mean everything will stay the way it is now!

And other little stuff.

Earth wandering frozen through space,

the Universe destroyed, people missing.

Think of it as my gift to you.

(laughs)

The Surfer was your responsibility, Iron Man.

I, Ronan The Accuser, accuse you.

Okay, okay. Yeesh.

Why couldn't you be Ronan the Appreciative?

Maybe Ronan's right.

I failed to save the day.

Should I even be leading the Super Hero Squad?

(Squaddies) Yes!

-(Wolverine) Duh. -Huh? How'd ya...

Oh, I left my mask speakers on, huh?

Being a hero is hard.

-Deal with it. -(all) Yeah!

All right, all right, twist my arm.

Woah, not literally, Hulk!

You'll still never find the Sword.

The odds against it are infinite.

Infinite, my favorite odds.

Ah-ha! That's it!

Herbie, plot a course.

-(beeps) To where? -Anywhere, just do it.

Scarlet Witch, you hex our coordinates.

We need to go to the least probable place you can think of.

Uh, an underwater all-you-can-eat Swedish barbecue?

(beeps)

(Herbie) The end of the Universe.

-(whimpers) -(beeps continue)

(Scarlet Witch) That's the end of the Universe?

I was expecting at least a restaurant or something.

There is an "or something."

The Cosmic Infinity Pool.

Ooh. Chilly.

Got something.

(grunts) How'd you get in here?

Almost got it.

(strains)

Finally it's...

Mine!

Doom. How did you...

(Mayor) I got this. Rewind to Doom's flashback.

Nuts.

(Doctor Doom) There I was, dangling off the very edge of the Universe.

But when life gives you lemons,

you make other fools suck 'em!

When I saw the sword land in the Cosmic Infinity Pool,

I dove in after it.

(grunts) I saw it first!

But I need the Sword to restore the Universe.

(grunts)

Get in line, you lousy do gooder.

(laughs)

(coughs)

(laughs)

(grunts)

(strains)

I thought you weren't allowed in a pool ever again

after that time you...

Whatever Reed Richards told you,

I was only leaking coolant!

Funny, I've never seen coolant that color.

-(both straining) -Come on, Doom,

for once in your life do the right thing!

Ow.

Yuck. Do you know what's in that stuff?

Do you like it?

No.

Then what do I care?

You think maybe we should go help him out?

(Iron Man) Does Sabretooth go in the woods?

Yes!

(Computer) Oxygenator activated.

Oxygen on.

Oxygenation complete.

-(strains) -(grunts)

Not this time, Squaddies!

(grunts)

(grunts)

This fight is between me and Iron Man.

-We have a score to settle... -(bite sounds)

Hey! Ow!

Since when can you bite with that faceplate?

Since I got the Stark Tech upgrade.

-Employee discount. -(bite sounds)

Oh, enough!

(strains)

Ooh.

(energy hums)

You gotta be kidding me!

Not again?

(laughs) Ooh, look at all the sparklies.

More fractals? Great.

I am not chasing those down again.

You see? This is why we can't have nice things.

(groans)

(shivering)

(all cheer)

Gosh, oh, jeepers!

Jumping bad guys. Those Squaddies did it.

It looks like the Universe is going to be A-OK.

See? Saving the Universe is a piece of cake.

Really difficult cake.

(Kree Commander) Kree High Command calling Ronan the Accuser.

The empire is restored.

Smoke me a kipper, Commander. I'll be back for breakfast

with one very bad villain for our Ultimate Security prison.

I'll come peacefully. After all, I am guilty.

And I am very, very sorry. For everything.

Surfer, please. We all know it was the sword corrupting you.

-Totally. Still, I must pay for my crimes. -Totally.

But when you've done your time,

you'll have a place on the Super Hero Squad to come back to.

-Hear, hear. -Hulk miss shiny.

-Yes! -We're all about second chances.

(Iron Man) See ya soon, chrome dome.

Wow. I will never have guys for roommates again.

Ms. Marvel. You're okay.

Oh, yeah.

-Er... -Oh, no...

-Yeah. -Sorry.

(chuckles)

(gasps)

Finally. Ms. Marvel kept her word and freed us.

And now, time for long-past-due revenge.

Uh, okay. Where's the Surfer?

Surfer? Surfer?

We have some unfinished business to attend to.

(scoffs) Me thinks thou art several episodes too late.

Oh, do you?

Well me thinks, the Surfer was mine to finish.

I guess I'll just have to satisfy myself

with destroying all of you!

(all laugh)

Uh, I think you've lost your edge.

Fine, Chicken farm?

(sighs) Chicken farm.

Super Hero Squad,

the Universe owes you its thanks.

If you six hadn't worked together as a team,

the Dark Surfer would have destroyed everything.

And, as much as I hate to share credit

for helping to break the sword,

I'd like to thank Dr. Doom.

Oh, you can't.

What do I get out of this?

See, fools?

Whoa, get a load of all these medals.

There's the Skrull Mandible Cluster,

the Sons of Liberty Secret Whistle,

the Cosmic Congressional Medal of Honor,

the Kree Armada Cross of Bravery,

The Arizona Minute Man Malitia.

Yeah, and the no prize.

Oh, yes, yes.

And best of all...

Now we only have to serve three life sentences.

Oh, yeah. Best day ever.

Free Banana whackies and a cool new jumpsuit. Sweet!

Excuse me while I wail.

(cries)

(continues wailing) And I was... I had such hope!

I had so many plans!

I'm too young to wear a one piece orange suit!

(continues wailing)

I've said it before,

and I'll say it again, my evil minions.

Nuts!

All right, Squaddies. It's time to Hero...

Wait! Can I say it?

Cause I'm a for-reals hero now and everything?

-Just come on. -Thou hast earned it.

-Pointy say. -Somebody say it already.

You sure are. Go ahead, Scarlet Witch.

It's time to Hero up!

♪ When the bad guys are out ♪

♪ All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ They may not get along But they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪ ♪ Hero up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪

Enough said, true believers.

♪ Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad ♪

(theme music playing)