Original subtitles

(roars)

-Tricephalus! - Gesundheit!

No, I mean that thing with the three heads.

Uh, what him want?

It must have gotten too cold for him down below.

Brrr. It's too cold everywhere now.

Well, he can't stay up here. We've got enough problems.

Agreed. Ready, Squaddies? Time to Hero...

Wait! Too early in the show.

Oh, right.

(Iron Man) Ugh! Look at all that heat going to waste!

Why can't we harness it?

-Incoming! -(screams)

(grunts)

(Iron Man) Wolverine, cut a perimeter around Tricephalus!

With pleasure! I love ice snifting.

(growls)

(strains)

Ha-ha! Three Head go back where he come from!

Or not.

Thor, Falcon, you guys come with me.

(Iron Man) Scarlet Witch, how about some hexes?

You got it!

(grunts)

(grunts)

Ha-ha.

He's running out of gas, literally.

Get ready Hulk.

OK!

-Uh, for what? -What do you think?

Hulk not think. Hulk smash!

Good thinking.

The volcano. Aim for the volcano!

-(gasps) -(grunts)

(cries out)

Ka-boom.

(groans)

(growls)

Huh?

(Iron Man) Megataur, Fin Fang Foom

and now Tricephalus.

How the mighty have frozen.

With this Infinity Gauntlet,

I, Thanos, will rule the universe!

All right Squaddies, time to Hero up!

(theme music playing)

♪ When the bad guys are out ♪

♪ All you have to do Is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along ♪

♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪ ♪ Hero up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪ ♪ Hero up! ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce ♪

♪ Even Thanos ends in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky Scarlet Witch blows up bad guys ♪

♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪ ♪ Hero up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪ ♪ Hero up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪ ♪ Hero up! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪

(groans)

(bell chimes)

(Volcana) It's going so well,

I'm almost afraid to talk about it.

-(Nebula) Mm-hmm. -(Volcana) But you know me,

I'll talk about it anyway.

At first I didn't think he was my type,

but he's so thoughtful, so considerate!

-You know what that's like? -Mm-hmm.

When a man treats you like that,

you can look past a lot, right?

Mm-hmm.

Hey, watch it!

(gasps) Nebula, you don't have a mouth!

(Nebula) Mm-hmm.

No wonder you didn't say anything about my hair.

-I found this new hairdresser... -(toilet flushes)

Oh, wait.

Here he comes, he'll fix you right up.

Molecule Man! Come here, come here!

Why didn't you tell me Nebula doesn't have a mouth?

Because I only have eyes for yours?

(Volcana) Aww.

So give her a mouth already!

Watch what happens when I scrunch my eyes and strain real hard.

Watch.

(grunts)

(Volcana) Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's a mouth,

not an inter-dimensional portal.

OK, I'll strain again.

(grunts)

(Volcana) So?

Still too big!

Leave it, honey.

To get lips like that from a doctor

would cost an arm and a leg.

Wait a minute!

Why are you just sitting here?

Don't you know what he's doing?

-Who? -(Nebula) The Dark Surfer!

What, he got a tan?

First he was the Silver Surfer,

but then he got the Infinity Sword and all the Infinity Stones,

and that turned him into the Dark Surfer.

Then he put Thanos into the Soul Stone,

and you know what he's doing now?

He's destroying the universe!

Making snowmen out of star clusters!

Writing his name in fire across an entire quadrant of the cosmos.

How could you not know about this?

I guess the problems of this crazy universe

don't amount to a hill of beans to these two people.

But the Surfer's even created a gigantic blender

a hundred light years across

so he can make a cosmic smoothie out of the Milky Way. And...

(Dr. Doom) And he is making me jealous!

Hey, it's that metal guy.

That's Doom, Dr. Doom!

And the Earth is about to leave the solar system!

(grunts)

Mm. Maybe the Super Hero Squad will save us.

They're not going to save me!

I...I mean, they're not going to save the universe.

I have to do it meself!

Argh!

Do I detect a note of skepticism, Nebula?

A note? More like a whole concerto.

You lost to Thanos, and Thanos lost to the Surfer.

What chance do you have against the Surfer?

I suppose you have a better idea?

I haven't had a mouth for two months,

so I'm going to stay right here and keep eating pie until it comes out my ears.

I still have the device I used to drain the Surfer's cosmic energy.

Speaking of drain, I have to make again.

That's great, but how are you going to find him?

(Dr. Doom) I have my two best men on it.

(Abomination) Uh, Modok, why don't we bash our way in?

Because, doofball, if we do that,

the Squaddies will come running.

Better to let this acid finish its work

which should be right about now.

(gasps)

(growls)

I said now! Now!

Now! Now! Now!

(beeps)

(both gasp)

Yes! Yes!

I am the door master! I have conquered you, door!

Feel my power!

See, Abomination?

All it takes is a little patience.

Huh?

(monsters growl)

(roars)

(fighting sounds)

Stupid monsters. Can't them all just get along?

Come on, guys.

(roars)

Hulk say get along!

(strains)

(grunts)

Nice work, Hulk.

(scoffs) Now them all get along.

(monsters groan)

Not even a thank you. Ungrateful little monsters.

-(beeps) -What is it?

Ms. Marvel. She needs us on the Helicarrier, and fast.

(grunts)

(strains)

A little help please?

(laughs)

Somebody around here sure likes Banana Whackies.

Abomination!

(cries out)

Shush.

Don't you shush me!

But you said there were alarms in here.

Shush! I mean, shush.

(cries out)

(strains)

(loud clattering sounds)

(gasps)

When Iron Man, Thor and I were trapped in the Soul Stone,

Adam Warlock told me the secret of the Infinity Gauntlet.

Odin's golden slippers!

That happened, too!

Ribbiteth.

(alarm sound)

It's in the lab! Time to Hero Up!

What, still too soon?

(alarms sound)

Abomination, what are you doing?

(slurps)

You told me to lick it up.

Pick it up. I said, "Pick it up."

(straining)

(grunts)

Oh, this just gets better and better.

Hey, buddy, you all right?

(in woman's voice) I'm fine. Perfectly fine.

Ugh! Yuck.

False alarm.

I'm not so sure.

Aww, Hulk want to know what yellow hair have to say.

Well, looks like you're outvoted.

Phew. You're sure you're all right?

(in normal voice) Fine. Except, does this outfit make me look fat?

Oh, yeah.

(beeps)

(energy hums)

You're so insensitive!

All I asked you was...

-Ha-ha! -(beeps)

(grunts)

(groans)

What just happened?

I put you in a stasis field!

I might not have found the Dark Surfer,

but I have found a way to freeze the Super Hero Squad

once and for all!

Shh.

(laughing)

Adam Warlock says that each of your Hero Factors

gives you a chance to beat one of the Infinity Stones.

One of the Infinity Stones? Which one?

Adam didn't know.

Oh, great,

then all this is about as useful as...

Hey, wait a second.

Scarlet Witch's Energy Factor countered the Time Stone

when she was with the Invaders.

And I'll bet my Tech Factor counters the Power Stone,

and Falcon's Speed Factor counters the Space Stone...

And Hulk?

Thor's Elemental Factor

should counter the Reality Stone,

and Wolverine's Animal Factor must counter the Soul Stone.

What about Hulk?

There's only one left. Think, Hulk.

Hulk tell you before. Hulk not think!

And that my friend is why you counter the Mind Stone.

Yippee! Hulk knew that.

Now we can take on the Dark Surfer.

Eh, I've decided to stop looking for him.

(gasps)

Uh, did he say, stop looking for him?

Iron Man can't do that.

(Wolverine) Iron Man, you can't do that!

I'm going to make Dark Surfer come to us.

-Ah. -Ah!

Ah, but it won't be here in Super Hero City.

Too many innocent bystanders.

Where then?

Come to the lab with me.

Hide me.

No, hide me.

(shudders)

I want to make a jump into open space, but the power's so low,

we could end up, well, anywhere.

Even Orlando?

That's why I'm patching my suit into the Helicarrier's power grid.

We need all the juice we can get.

(energy hums)

(both groan)

(lights buzz)

Hey, somebody been eating Hulk's Banana Whackies!

(electricity crackles)

(beeps)

(electricity drones)

(groans)

Whew. Guess I'm not going to have to send my suit

to the dry cleaners after all.

(both grunt)

Shh. Not a word to anyone.

(Volcana) You know, that's very rude, what you're doing.

They should make people shut those things off when they're eating.

(phone rings)

Modok... Oh, yes. Did you find out where the Surfer is?

Mm-hmm.

What are they doing there?

Iron Man has a plan.

He's found a vortex of space gas

and he, Thor and Ms. Marvel, my ex,

are going to ignite it so that the Surfer will see it and come to them.

(grunts)

(straining)

(Modok) But, dot, dot, dot, if they do survive,

they've got a big surprise waiting for them

back at the Helicarrier.

(chuckles)

The Surfer should be able to see that from anywhere.

(sighs) Reminds me of the 4th of July.

Hey, where is everybody?

Falcon? Hulk!

Scarlet Witch? Wolverine?

By the magic decoder ring of the Nibelungen!

It's not magic, and it's not Nibelungen.

-They're in a stasis field. -But who...?

(burps)

I'll give you one guess.

-(energy surges) -(chuckles)

(grunts)

(fighting sounds)

(grunts)

How didst thou getteth in here, foul abomination?

And just so we're clear, that's with a small 'a,'

for I call thee what thou art this time,

and not by name.

Uh, what are you talking about?

We'll ask the questions.

Wait a minute. Where there's an Abomination,

-there's usually a... -Modok!

(beeps)

(laughs)

(chuckles)

An ambush.

Like I'm so surprised.

(laughs)

(grunts)

Oh, my! I'm in some real jeopardy now.

(Molecule Man) You are, Surfer!

(strains)

See?

OK, I have to admit, I didn't see this one coming.

(Molecule Man cries out)

Reality Stone!

(pants)

No harm, no foul.

You want foul? Have I got a guy for you.

Hey.

What're you... (grunts)

(cries out)

Ah, such glorious music.

Yeah, and you don't even have to download it.

You thought you could usurp

Victor Von Doom as the universe's greatest villain?

You, a newbie?

But now...

-Dr. Doom! Dr. Doom! -Later!

But now, you've seen that I, Dr. Doom am...

-Dr. Doom, please! -Go away, I said, later.

You've got to see this now!

Okay. Plan B. Hit me.

(gasps)

(all scream)

So uh, what do we do now?

Hmm, I don't think it's up to us.

Well, that was gnarly.

But nowhere near as gnarly as it's going to get

for all of you!

(grunts)

(all cry out)

(shudders)

(stammers)

Very, very clever, Surfer. (chuckles nervously)

You got rid of the minor players so you and I could make a deal.

Do you have any idea how wrong you are Dr. Dude?

D-Doom. Doom.

I was just saving the best for last.

Say hi to the end of the universe for me.

(cries out)

Oh, please.

Nuts!

Ahhh!

You know why I'm doing this?

Because you were afraid I'd break out on my own,

now that I have Captain Marvel's cosmic powers?

You do know!

And now I'm going to absorb that power.

You'll regret it.

Right. That's what the Kree, the Skrulls,

the Guardians of the Galaxy, the Elders of the Universe

and the Trans-dimensional Space Pipefitters Union said.

And you don't see them around any more, do you?

(strains)

(cries out)

Well, no regrets so far.

(groans)

(all grunt)

Huh?

My old friends.

(growls)

I don't know whether to destroy you separately

or all at once.

So I'm going to do both.

This is going to make the Big Bang look like a burp!

Come on, Squaddies! You know what to do!

-(growls) -Uh, can I say it now?

(all) Say it!

All right, Super Hero Squad, to save the entire universe, it's time to...

Hero up!

(theme music playing)