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(Thor) By Odin's mustache!

The earth hath been pulled from its orbit.

And 'tis colder than a sorceress' flugelhorn...

in a brass band.

-(Wolverine) Ah. -Huh?

Like spring in Canada.

(slurps)

(Thor laughs)

Still, I worry.

You should. In Super Hero City, we call this cold.

Dangerously cold.

Even the Hulk's lips are turning blue.

-What? -(Iron Man) Okay, Hulk,

let's get out of "a la mode" and into Hero mode.

Here's the best I can do about the cold.

We'll use the Helicarrier's fusion engines

to keep the city from freezing completely.

Herbie, minimum altitude,

and redline those turbos.

(beeps)

-Getting a little better. -Not for long.

Eventually, this'll crack the reactor block.

Then we've don't have much time to find the Dark Surfer.

(Ms. Marvel) I found the Dark Surfer.

-That didn't take much time. -The Watcher gave me a tip.

Captain Marvel's fighting him right now.

(yawns)

I can't look.

I know he's the super-powerful Kree Protector of the Universe and all,

but Captain Marvel doesn't stand a chance.

Okay, a little tuck here, fold there.

That looks nice. Oh, good wing. Okay.

(laughs)

Marvel's got even more cosmic energy power than I do,

but the Surfer's a universe-beater.

He already used the Reality Stone

to turn the Kree Empire into a cake

and left it out in the rain.

And it took so long to bake it.

Oh, no!

No wonder Captain M's going wild on the Surfer.

Super Hero Squad, we gotta get there fast.

Yeah, but do we even know where "there" is?

The Watcher won't meddle in human affairs.

(Ms. Marvel) Right, he wouldn't tell me where this is happening,

but Captain Marvel has a special ability called "Cosmic Awareness."

I was not aware of that.

The last time I saw him,

a little bit of that awareness rubbed off on me.

Enough to track him.

We've got to get out there and back up Captain Marvel.

(laughs)

With this Infinity Gauntlet,

I, Thanos, will rule the universe.

All right, Squaddies, time to Hero Up.

♪ When the bad guys are out, all you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along, but they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? ♪

♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce, Thanos ends up in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky, Scarlet Witch by his side ♪

♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? ♪

♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad ♪

(groans)

(Iron Man) Okay, the Helicarrier will stay here

to keep the citizens of Super Hero City from freezing.

I'll lead the way.

Thor, you and I will follow Ms. Marvel into space.

Come. The Dark Surfer awaits.

-Ha! -(Iron Man) Keep toasty, gang.

Surfer.

The Kree Empire is gone.

You erased my people.

Maybe I did.

Maybe they're in limbo.

You'll never know. Ha! No matter.

Hey, I just thought of a new game.

Reality stone.

(gasps)

(grunts)

(groans)

(grunts)

-Okay, that's... -(phone rings)

Ow.

Hello? What? No. No, I'm not busy.

Dormammu. Buddy. What's up?

(grunts)

Yeah, hang on a second.

-Is it better over here? -(grunts)

H-How about now?

So what's new in the Dark Dimension?

Yeah.

H-Hey dude, I got, like,

three episodes tops

to destroy the universe.

-No, no for kicks. -(groaning)

Yeah I know. Tell me about it.

Hey, let me hit you back. All right. Yeah.

Dark Surfer.

I am still Protector of the Universe,

I won't let it fall to the likes of you.

We're a little beyond that, don't you think?

Time Stone!

Oh, very festive.

My complete "12 days of Kree-smas" ornament collection.

Yes, from before they were destroyed

with the Kree Empire.

You monster.

I know. Wasn't that cruel?

I can't believe I wasted my life saving and helping,

when I could have been teasing and destroying.

That's the last straw.

(Dark Surfer teasing) Neener, neener, neener.

Power Stone.

(grunts)

(yawns) Maybe I'll trap you

in the soul stone

so I can finish you later.

Adam Warlock and Thanos could use the company.

Adam Warlock, you cannot keep

leaving your philosophy books open on the floor.

I always trip on them in the middle of the night

on my way to the can.

(sighs) Just go before bedtime

like everybody else, huh?

Gee, I never thought of that. I do!

But that's not the point.

Just stop it with your stuff

lying around everywhere. Okay?

It could be a kidney problem. You should that looked at.

-True. -If anything,

I should be the one complaining to you.

You're the would-be conqueror

who stole the Soul Stone from me.

Waah, waah, waah, look where it got me.

Trapped here with you. Ironic, huh?

That's not irony.

Are you sure? Ah!

You know, conquering is such a competitive field.

I think I need a simple, stress-free gig.

(Adam Warlock) Like what? Making cartoons?

No. Raising chickens.

If we ever get out of this place,

I'm starting a chicken farm. Want to? Want to?

Only if I can be the boss.

(Thanos) Deal. When I'm on my break.

(Adam Warlock) So, uh, what kinds of chickens do we raise?

Hey, you take your pick, little mister.

There's Plymouth Rock chickens.

Uh, Rhode Island Red chickens.

Rhode Island White chickens.

Rhode Island Mauve chickens.

-New Hampshires, Old Hampshires... -Ah! Oh, here we go.

(Thanos) Barleycorns, Dorking capons, mincing peck miesters,

-Golden seabrites, silver seabrites... -(Adam Warlock) I get it. Shut your beak.

Over there.

Sweetie!

(groans)

Baby, what took you so long?

-(gasps) -(Thor) Look you out!

More guests?

(laughs)

(Dark Surfer laughs)

I'll set em up.

I'll knock 'em down.

(strains)

(sputters)

Sit this one out, sweetie.

You're exhausted.

Too much at stake.

Oh, Captain Marvel, you're such a big, brave boy.

Yes, you are.

But with the Infinity Stones,

I can hit you with anything.

-Fire! -(strains)

Ice!

Comets!

(grunts) Yes!

Fish!

(Captain Marvel) Maskypoo. Cosmic Shield.

-Maskypoo? -A worthy pet name.

She hath a mask.

Flower pots!

-I'm not sure... -How much more we can take?

About 30 seconds by my calculations.

His Cosmic Awareness also helps him...

Finish other people's sentences?

Yeah, I figured that out.

(Dark Surfer) Penguins!

(squawks)

(Iron Man) Captain Marvel, can't you use your Cosmic Awareness to...

Help defeat the Dark Surfer?

Dude, do you have any idea how...

How irritating that is? You bet.

(Dark Surfer) Plumbing supplies!

Will someone please turn the heat down?

No. You're just going to have to tough it out.

If it's hot up here, that means the city below isn't freezing.

Lady, I'm standing in a pool of funk

that would impress George Clinton.

I am toughing it out!

Hulk drippy.

Come on, now, guys. We can't let this heat break us.

Everybody just try to think cool thoughts.

(laughs)

(grunts)

(gags) Yuck.

Snow cone have hair in it.

Yeah. That's what's gross about this.

Elephants!

(laughs)

Now, this is getting...

Ridiculous? Yes.

(strains)

Sweetie, the shield's failing.

My Cosmic Awareness tells me

that the answer to defeating the Surfer

lies inside the Soul Stone, on the...

(Iron Man) Infinity Gauntlet the Surfer's wearing.

-(Thor) Ha! -(Iron Man) Two can play that game.

Game? Oh, I want to play, too.

I've got a plan to trick the Surfer.

But it's pretty risky.

(Dark Surfer) Mind if I join your little tea party, girls?

It's time to Hero Up.

Nothing in this universe is safe from me.

(crash)

(Iron Man) Ow.

Power Stone!

(laughs)

Yon varlet didst violate the Hero-Up sequence.

That was creepy.

Do the plan. Now.

Beware, dark villain of water sports.

(grunts)

Reality Stone.

Ribbiteth.

First Beta Ray Bill, now this.

I like the classics.

Tell me, is it easy being green?

As they say on Earth, banzai!

(strains)

Ow! Ow! Okay, that hurts.

You know, a friend of mine lost a Soul Stone just like that one.

And exactly how many souls can you fit in there anyway?

Enough! Who do you think you're dealing with?

I could strip away your life energy with the Soul Stone.

Or blast you apart into atoms

with the Power Stone.

Stop wasting our time with the Time Stone.

I sure hope you know what you're doing.

(laughs nervously)

No. Atomization is too good for you.

My thoughts as well. Ribbiteth.

Eternal imprisonment inside the Soul Stone

is what you deserve.

(all strain)

Goodbye forever.

(laughs)

Go. You can run,

but you can't hide.

Your friends are gone forever,

thanks to you,

there's less of the universe every day.

(laughs)

(Thanos) Of course, you got your Jersey Giants,

your Roasters, Chicken-Finger Pullets,

Prancing pullets, Blue Andalusians...

It's funny, they're not actually blue. Uh, anyway, Buttercups,

Cornish game hens... You know it's funny,

-a lot of people think that cornish hens. -(Adam Warlock) I can't take it anymore.

Enough with the chickens.

Tell you what, I promise

I will clean up after myself from now on,

if you just, please, please,

for the love of all things that aren't chickens,

stop talking about chickens.

Chickens? Oh.

There's all kinds of chickens.

I get it!

(Thanos) The Super Hero Squad?

My, my, my, how the mighty have fallen.

Splat.

All part of the plan.

We came here on purpose, Thanos.

Then my, how the mighty have fallen in IQ.

Verily, and the Infinity-powered journey

hath also stripped the frogginess from Thor.

I never understand this guy.

Well, you can't have the top bunk.

You can take the mint off the pillow.

-We won't be staying. -What?

I'm stuck inside the Soul Stone for all eternity

and so are you. And what mint?

You once wore the Infinity Gauntlet.

You know the extent of its power.

Tell us how to use it to defeat the Dark Surfer.

All right. No.

What's in it for me?

Make you a deal. When we defeat the Surfer,

we'll let you go.

(blows raspberry and laughs)

(snores) That's not gonna happen.

Would you offer me the same deal?

(Thanos) As if you know how to wield

one of the most powerful devices

in the universe.

You can't even fold your own laundry.

Oh yeah? Maybe I can,

but I don't want to.

Wow, you've been pretending not to know

just to make me do it?

Now that is evil.

What else have you been holding out on me?

That I hate chickens!

Chickens? Chi...

You know, it's funny you should mention chickens.

-I didn't mention chickens. -Yes, you did.

-(whispers) -(gasps)

(whispering)

(gasps)

And now you know his secret.

It's why purple boy here was so determined

to get rid of the Super Hero Squad.

But that was before the Dark Surfer beat him

-like a meringue. -Oh, please,

he could have said anything.

How do you even know it's true?

You talk in your sleep.

Oh.

Well, what good will knowing it do you, Squaddies?

You're stuck here just like us.

Yeah. That's not exactly true.

Captain Marvel, we know now.

(grunts)

(Adam Warlock exhales)

We can't help but marvel at the power of Captain Marvel.

Touche.

That's not what that means.

-Oh. -(groans)

I know I'm gonna regret this.

Go ahead.

Well you gotcha, British Redcaps,

Mediterranean Anconas, Spanish Chickens,

Andalusian Chickens, Toledo Mudhens,

Coney Island cluckmiesters.

Oh, got all my fingers. Got all my toes.

Got one arc reactor. Yep, I'm okay.

Okay, listen, allies.

There's one thing we have in our advantage.

The Surfer doesn't know it,

but my Cosmic Awareness gave me a sympathetic link

to the Soul Stone.

Ever since Thanos trapped me there

and your Scarlet Witch freed me.

Well, such valuable knowledge would have served us better

before thou didst allow me to be turned into a reptile.

But, hey, what are you gonna do?

Actually, a frog is an amphibian.

Oh, and that makes it okay, then?

That's not important.

What is important is that we...

Wait, I think I heard something.

(grunts)

Nice shot, Iron Man.

(Dark Surfer) You're like gnats, compared to me.

Why bother to squash you like the bugs you are,

when I can will you out of existence

with a wave of my hand?

Ms. Marvel. Take my hand.

Huh?

(Dark Surfer) Reality Stone.

Bye-bye.

(grunts)

We're getting erased.

Only hope...

is you.

Hey, why are you talking like that?

(strains)

Don't let go.

He put up a fight. (laughs)

But what a waste of effort.

Ms. Marvel!

Soon you'll be gone anyway.

(Ms. Marvel) No, Dark Surfer.

It is you who will be gone.

(Iron Man) She opened a portal to the Negative Zone.

Come. We strike now.

What do you think... Ow!

There.

(whistles) Mmm,

spring fresh.

Whew. Glad the temperature's

finally back to normal around here.

That's not necessarily a good thing.

It's back to normal because we're running on reserve power.

Speak for yourself. You weren't the one saturated

in Eau de Hulk. (sniffs)

Wait did you say "reserve power"?

How do you run out of power with a fusion generator?

Oh, I don't know. Maybe from trying to stop

another Ice Age?

Uh, what exactly just happened?

Captain Marvel gave all of his power

to Ms. Marvel to save us.

-Is he... -No. No

My sweetie became one with the living cosmos.

Now I'm the Kree Protector of the Universe.

Which is kinda weird because I'm from Orlando.

Cool. Can I have his stuff?

I mean, we did it. We...

Defeated the Dark Surfer?

Sorry, Iron Man. It won't take him long

to get out of the Negative Zone

and be back to finish the job.

And when he doth, we shall be ready.

-Yeah. -You betcha, thunder bub.

-Let him bring it. -You know it.

We better be ready.

(Hulk) Oh! Ice coming back.

Hulk can have real snow cone now?

(Wolverine) Sure. Get out there and start eating.