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Add infinity to infinity,
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and I can scatter
the six of you across time,
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space and reality!
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You'll be out of my universe forever!
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(cries out)
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Guys, if you can hear me, remember:
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Squaddies don't give up, we Hero up!
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(cackles)
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Aww, ding dong.
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This better not be another Oz parody.
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(grunts)
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(gasps)
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You're traveling
through another dimension.
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Or any kind of parody.
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Your next dimension,
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a Matinee Monster Mish-Mash!
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(cries out)
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(grunts)
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I really stuck the landing.
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(wolf howls)
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Eerie.
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Where is everyone?
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(man 1) We're hiding!
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(man 2) You should hide too.
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Why are you hiding?
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And why does this place
look like some kind
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of other-dimensional studio tour?
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(woman screams)
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(grunts)
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-(moans)
-(screams)
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(groans)
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Oh, wait just one hotep. Mummies?
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-(screams)
-(Iron Man) Don't panic!
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Iron Man is...
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(strains)
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Here.
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(grunts)
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Ow.
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The dimensional transfer
must've drained my power reserves.
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And they're about to rip
this big can of hero open.
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(groans)
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(moans)
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(gasps)
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Somebody else help us!
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With this Infinity Gauntlet,
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I, Thanos, will rule the universe!
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All right, Squaddies!
Time to Hero up!
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♪ When the bad guys are outAll you have to do is shout now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Well, they may not get along ♪
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♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad! ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierceThanos ends up in tears ♪
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♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪
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♪ Falcon darts in from the skyScarlet Witch by his side ♪
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♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad! ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
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(groans)
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(growls)
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(screams)
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Ow. Wish my ear pods
had a mute button.
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(mummies moan)
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(grunts)
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Ugh. These photovoltaics are sensitive.
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They'll recharge my armor,
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even on a foggy night.
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Eventually.
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Get back!
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I mean it, get back!
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Stop. Get away!
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(laughs)
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(groans)
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(electricity crackles)
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Great. They're still charging,
and so's my armor.
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(moans)
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(shrieks)
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Behind you!
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(grunts)
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(strains)
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(grunts)
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Jack, quickly,
while we still have a chance.
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I'm not as helpless as I seem, Ellen.
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Quick, hide!
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(cries out)
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(screams)
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(splash)
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(strains)
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(grunts)
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(strains)
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Dust! I thought the Hulk
had bad hygiene.
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(strains)
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(grunts)
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Oh, come on armor, charge!
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(strains)
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Jack?
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(growls)
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You're a werewolf!
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(roars)
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(grunts)
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(gasps)
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(Iron Man) Hmm?
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Aah.
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(grunts)
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Sic 'em, Jack!
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(gasps)
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(grunts)
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(cries out)
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(water splashes)
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(sighs)
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(growls)
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(Jack) Ellen!
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(strains)
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(grunts)
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(groans)
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(roars)
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Huh?
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Ha-ha!
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Hey, buddy, you okay?
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This is a heck of a time
for a fashion statement.
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Wait a minute. (strains)
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Listen, N'Kantu the mummy
carried Ellen away.
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You sure? I hear you people
are very big on hiding.
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Come on, we have to find her!
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Well, they couldn't have gotten far.
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Let me just power up and...
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Hey, uh, where do you
plug in your Christmas lights?
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Oh, this is more
of a Halloween only type place?
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(Jack) Wait a minute.
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What kind of monster are you anyway?
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I'm not a monster.
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Call me Iron Man. Hero.
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Jack Russell, villager.
What's a hero?
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Monsters on the prowl
and you don't have any heroes?
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No wonder you guys scream so much.
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In this land, a hero
ain't nothing but a "sammich".
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(Jack) There are only good monsters...
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bad monsters...
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...and villagers like me.
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Any idea where that mummy's
taking your friend?
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To Dracula.
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Those bad monsters I mentioned?
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He's the worst.
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In the night,
he glides into town like a shadow
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and bites villagers on the neck.
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And then he drains them of their...
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Blood?
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Oh, we're not related.
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No, does Dracula drain them
of their blood?
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Ew! That's disgusting.
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He drains them of their energy.
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(groans)
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Anyway. In his laboratory,
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he combines life energy
with the energy generated
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by his windmill to make monsters.
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Like those soulless living mummies.
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He hoards all the power for himself?
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Sounds like a certain Dark Surfer
I know back home.
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It's terrible.
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None in the village can vacuum,
or even make toast.
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That fiend.
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(woman screams)
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Ellen!
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Come on. I'll show you
what a hero does.
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(sputters)
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(groans)
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(moans)
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(gasps)
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No! A living mummy carrying me
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through the stench-filled swill
of a long forgotten swamp!
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(whimpering)
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(spits)
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(woman screams)
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I was waiting for that.
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This'll be a lot easier once I recharge.
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(bubbling)
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(strains)
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Great. Now I'm stuck.
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Yeah. And you're sinking.
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Yeah. Give me a hand.
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Okay, here we go.
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(strains)
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Careful, Jack!
Lift with your legs.
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Haven't you figured it out yet? I'm...
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(monster groans)
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What was that? Swamp gas?
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(grunts)
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(Iron Man) Ew.
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Okay.
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(wolf howls)
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(Iron Man) Stay behind me, Jack.
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This guy looks like
he means business!
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(gasps)
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(announcer) Whatever knows fearburns at the Man-Thing's touch!
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Ouch.
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Who said that? Ow!
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(groans)
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Ah!
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Hey, calm down.
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What are you?
Do you know Jack?
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I thought I knew Jack.
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Aww, man, not aga...
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(strains)
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Huh?
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Partly cloudy.
It's going to be a long night.
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Partly cloudy
with a big chance of weird.
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So, you're one of the good monsters, huh?
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What about fungus face here?
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Aw. the Man-Thing's cool...
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a gentle swamp creature,
unless he's provoked...
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but he can't help burning you
if you're scared.
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For your information,
I wasn't scared. I was on fire.
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(slurps)
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Good boy, good boy.
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(squelching, farts sounds)
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(chuckles) That means he likes you.
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-(farts)
-(gasps)
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Ah, the smell of love.
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Hey, I don't hear
the Shrieky McScream.
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-I hope we haven't lost her.
-I'm afraid not.
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(unseen announcer)
Whatever knows fear,
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burns at the Man-Thing's touch!
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Ahh!
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(gurgles)
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I know. You didn't mean it.
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Ah!
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That's where the mummy took Ellen.
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(Jack) Windmill Dracula!
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(wolf howls)
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Bet those other Squaddies
are in a universe
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of cute cheerleaders or something.
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And I'm stuck with these two,
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burning my last reserves of power
to slog through this...
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Thanks, Man-Thing.
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Just make sure you put me down
before Dracula sees me like this,
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or Ellen sees me like this,
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or anyone sees me like this.
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I don't even want me
to see me like this!
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Too weak to walk anymore.
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Guys we need a really great plan.
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Tell me more about Dracula.
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Well, he loves to macrame.
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I mean does he have any weaknesses?
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Yeah, anything by Petula Clark.
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(gurgles)
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(chuckles)
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(mummies moan)
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(Man-Thing gurgles)
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(mummies moan)
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(gulps)
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(growls)
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(groans)
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(grunts)
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(sighs)
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Man-Thing should keep
those mummies busy
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for as long as we need.
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Yeah. He is pretty strong.
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(Jack) Yes, and disgustingly moist.
Mummies hate that.
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(grunts)
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Uh-huh. This looks about right.
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Jack, put me on the table.
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(grunts)
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-Ow.
-Sorry.
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(Iron Man)
Now, attach those two electrodes
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to the middle of my chest.
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I sure hope you
know what you're doing.
275
00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:11,792
Me too.
276
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,834
Because right now I'm more
of a shiny hood ornament than a hero.
277
00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:20,250
(beeps)
278
00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:29,333
-(beeps)
-(growls)
279
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:30,667
Aww, man, you call this tech?
280
00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:33,500
There's no power
unless the wind is moving.
281
00:13:34,417 --> 00:13:35,583
Improvise.
282
00:13:35,667 --> 00:13:37,291
Right. Give me an emotion.
283
00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:39,291
Frustration! That's not what I meant.
284
00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:40,625
Oh, sorry.
285
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,834
(mummies moan)
286
00:13:45,917 --> 00:13:47,291
(snarls)
287
00:13:51,291 --> 00:13:53,500
(strains)
288
00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:01,917
(stone scrapes)
289
00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:12,750
It's Dracula!
290
00:14:12,834 --> 00:14:14,250
(gasps)
291
00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:36,625
(squeaking)
292
00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:45,542
I warned you not to meddle
in my affairs, Jack Russell,
293
00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:48,291
yet here you are,
outside my windmill,
294
00:14:48,375 --> 00:14:51,375
in front of the mummies
and everybody.
295
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,709
What are you up to?
296
00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:57,667
I came to borrow a cup of sugar.
297
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,250
A cup of sugar?
298
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:02,917
(mutters)
299
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,625
What are the cables for?
300
00:15:05,709 --> 00:15:07,000
Oh, you'll see.
301
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:08,083
As you know,
302
00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:10,834
we Jack Russells are great jumpers!
303
00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:13,834
Mmm. You usually only
see that agility
304
00:15:13,917 --> 00:15:15,875
in a Springer Spaniel. Blah!
305
00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:17,542
Son of Frankenstein!
306
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,375
(squeaks)
307
00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:24,083
(grunts)
308
00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:28,417
-Blah!
-(grunts)
309
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,166
(Dracula) Blah.
310
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:33,458
-Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.
-(blows landing)
311
00:15:33,542 --> 00:15:35,625
-Blah. Blah.
-(blows continue)
312
00:15:35,709 --> 00:15:37,083
(grunts)
313
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:38,542
Blah!
314
00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:40,500
(straining)
315
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:48,500
(electricity crackles)
316
00:15:56,917 --> 00:16:01,750
(grunts)
317
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:15,041
(electricity surges)
318
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:22,750
(electricity pulses)
319
00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:38,083
(thunder rumbling)
320
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:39,750
(snarls)
321
00:16:39,834 --> 00:16:42,542
(grunts)
322
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,625
(grunts)
323
00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:51,125
Whatever you hope to accomplish
will come to nothing.
324
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:53,792
We'll see about that.
325
00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:56,125
(growls)
326
00:16:56,208 --> 00:16:59,041
(strains)
327
00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:01,041
(Jack) An eclipse?
328
00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:04,208
I thought that wasn't
until Thursday night?
329
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:07,417
This is Thursday, you buffoon!
330
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,000
(grunts)
331
00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:12,250
Now, I shall drain you!
332
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:13,583
No!
333
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:18,667
(whimpering) Brain freeze!
334
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:23,959
What have you done?
335
00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:26,709
It's a clever surprise
my hero friend thought up.
336
00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:28,291
What's a hero?
337
00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:33,333
(strains)
338
00:17:33,417 --> 00:17:35,959
(both screaming)
339
00:17:37,166 --> 00:17:38,667
(bodies crash)
340
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:42,417
(groans)
341
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,125
Whoo!
342
00:17:45,417 --> 00:17:47,000
That's a hero.
343
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:49,750
A hero at full power.
344
00:17:51,917 --> 00:17:53,834
(grunts)
345
00:17:53,917 --> 00:17:56,000
(groans)
346
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:59,000
Now, to give these mummies
something to curse about!
347
00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:01,250
(grunts)
348
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:07,959
Get it? Mummy's Curse? (laughs)
349
00:18:08,041 --> 00:18:11,083
(gurgles)
350
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:13,875
(strains)
351
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:17,083
Ahh, the eclipse is over.
352
00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:21,166
Dracula, Jack told me that you bite people
to drain their energy.
353
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:24,375
So, we set a trap
using a spare mini-tank
354
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:25,583
from one of my boot jets.
355
00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:27,709
Liquid nitrogen, baby!
356
00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:29,250
Cold.
357
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:32,417
Think of Transylvania in winter
times 10,000.
358
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:36,375
(whimpering) Baah!
359
00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:39,208
Now, I have to see the dentist.
360
00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:42,834
I'm scared of the dentist!
361
00:18:42,917 --> 00:18:45,500
Ah, no fear, because...
362
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,500
(unseen announcer)
Whatever knows fear,
363
00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:49,917
burns at the Man-Thing's touch!
364
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,375
Ouch.
365
00:18:51,458 --> 00:18:53,583
Oh, Drat-cula!
366
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:55,417
(whimpering)
367
00:18:58,834 --> 00:19:00,000
(Dracula) Blah!
368
00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:02,917
(Jack) Well, scratch one monster.
369
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,250
Yeah, like you scratched my armor.
370
00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:07,041
Anybody care if I
sort through the wreckage?
371
00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:09,375
Maybe enough equipment
survived to help me get back home.
372
00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:10,667
(clattering)
373
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,166
-(objects clatter)
-(groans)
374
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:15,667
Be my guest.
375
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:19,083
(groans)
376
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:20,750
(squeaking)
377
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:22,417
(farts)
378
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,125
(gurgles)
379
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:27,083
Yes, he did scream like a girl.
380
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,125
(chuckles)
381
00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:30,458
Speaking of which.
382
00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:36,834
Ellen?
383
00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:39,125
No scream? No fear?
384
00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:41,375
And when did you have time
to shop for a cape?
385
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:47,583
Silly boy, you automatically get a cape
once you become a vampire.
386
00:19:50,542 --> 00:19:51,875
Oh, no.
387
00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:54,125
Did Dracula do this to you?
388
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:58,458
Yes. With the machinery in his lab,
shortly before you arrived.
389
00:19:58,542 --> 00:20:00,458
This is all my fault.
390
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:04,125
I don't mind.
I think I'm a good monster.
391
00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:07,125
Boy, I'll say. Ellen, you look...
392
00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:10,083
I mean it's, uh... Wow!
393
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:13,041
(squelching, farting)
394
00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:16,583
Iron Man, I now understand
what a hero is.
395
00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:19,625
Your actions,
and what you told me off-camera
396
00:20:19,709 --> 00:20:21,583
about your fellow Squaddies
back home,
397
00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:23,250
you've given me an idea.
398
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:28,333
We can become the first heroes
of this world
399
00:20:28,417 --> 00:20:30,834
and protect the villagers
from the bad monsters.
400
00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:33,750
I so dig that.
What do you guys think?
401
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:36,083
Hmm. I like it.
402
00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:38,667
Let someone else scream
for help for a change.
403
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:40,667
Man-Thing?
404
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:44,667
(squelching, farting)
405
00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:47,417
I think the Man-Thing
speaks for all of us.
406
00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:50,417
Well, then...
407
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,875
let the bad monsters of this world
408
00:20:52,959 --> 00:20:58,709
tremble at the might
of the Supernatural Hero Squad!
409
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,000
(Jack) Say you'll join us.
410
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:02,667
You can handle it Jack.
411
00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:04,500
I've gotta figure out
how to get back to Earth,
412
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:08,625
'cause where I come from,the universe is in big trouble.
413
00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,458
(Captain America)
Doc Samson, I'm only seeing you
414
00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:14,583
because Nick Fury thinksit would do me some good.
415
00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:17,041
Of course.
Tell me more about that.
416
00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:21,709
Uh, Nick Fury thinks
it would do me some good.
417
00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:24,792
Yes, yes, I see this
in a number of the heroes I treat.
418
00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:27,542
You're worried
about the missing Super Hero Squad.
419
00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:29,458
Life has become uncertain.
420
00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:32,709
You know this Dark Surfer
can wish everything out of existence.
421
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,917
You! Me! The sun!
422
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,750
The receptionist in the angora sweater
who gives me a look!
423
00:21:37,834 --> 00:21:39,500
It could be over any second!
424
00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:41,792
-Just like that!
-Ho!
425
00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:42,792
We're doomed!
426
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:46,291
I'm afraid our time is up.
427
00:21:47,125 --> 00:21:49,250
All right, hippie,
why don't you lie down here,
428
00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:50,375
and I'll sit there,
429
00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:52,291
and you tell Captain America
all about it.
430
00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:54,041
(cries out)
431
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:57,375
-(crashing)
-(objects clattering)
432
00:21:57,458 --> 00:21:59,083
(clicks tongue) Civilians.
433
00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:04,291
(theme music playing)
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