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Add infinity to infinity,
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and I can scatter the six of you
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across time, space and reality!
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You’ll be out of
my universe forever!
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(cries out)
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Oh, how neighborly.
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(grunts)
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Oucheth.
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(electricity crackles)
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Mayhaps some worthy in yon
Space Station can direct me home.
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Oh, I hope their bathroom’s clean.
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Hello? Any hero home?
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Bonjour?
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Census bureau!
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Nanu-nanu?
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The gates?
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Hmm. ’Tis deserted. Oh well.
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Long have I wished for time enough
to perfect my shadow puppets.
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Shadow puppet time,
shadow puppet time.
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Fluffy.
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Fenrir.
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Fafnir.
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Hmm, that went faster
than I expected.
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(groans)
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I am alone,
adrift in a far dimension,
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no hope of return.
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Rouse thyself, Thor!
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A scion of Asgard
does not give up.
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Although we’re only on page two,
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something must turn up soon.
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(hums)
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Any moment now.
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My. How the cloud-dweller
hath fallen.
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Defeated by one once my ally.
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Am I not worthy
to wield thee, Mjolnir?
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Dids’t thou choose me solely
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for my title
as Prince of Asgard?
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Canst the mighty Thor
no longer cut it?
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Is that what you’re saying?
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Ohh, sweet Mjolnir.
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Well, why don’t I just
take my hammer and go then?
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(sighs)
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Nay, the story
would be too short.
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(gasps)
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What’s that? Look behind me?
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Nay, there is no one.
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Be this hammer humor?
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(grunts)
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Trash day already?
Better take you out.
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With this Infinity Gauntlet,
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I, Thanos,
will rule the universe!
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All right Squaddies,
time to Hero up!
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♪ When the bad guys are out,all you have to do is shout now ♪
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♪ Who’s gonna Hero up? ♪
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♪ Well, they may not get along,but they’re always fighting strong now ♪
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♪ Who’s gonna Hero up? ♪
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♪ Who’ll save the day?The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They’ll Hero up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!Hero up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!Hero up ♪
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♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce,Thanos ends up in tears ♪
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♪ When Iron Manjoins the fight ♪
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♪ Falcon darts in from the sky,Scarlet Witch by his side ♪
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♪ Thor’s hammerhas thunder’s might ♪
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♪ Who’ll save the day?The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They’ll Hero up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!Hero up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!Hero up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
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(groans)
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Junk mail. Junk mail.
Bill... Oh! Fan mail!
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Comic convention registration,
bill, fast food coupons.
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(bell chimes)
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-(glass breaks)
-(cat screeches)
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-(bell chimes)
-(saw revs)
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Oh, newspapers.
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Redwing will like these.
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If newspapers
ever totally go away,
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what will line the birdcages
of America?
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I shudder to think.
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Ah. Keepin’ the Stark Tower
shipshape for when turns up.
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And the other Squaddies, too.
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Ah, but I digress.
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Say, a recorded telephone
voice message.
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(Woman) What gives, Tony?
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I thought we had a date last night...
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Hmm. Guess
she didn’t get the memo.
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(Woman 2) Iron Man?More like Heart of Stone Man.
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You couldn’t even call.
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My mother says I’m a great catch!
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She could grate cheese
with that voice.
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(whistles)
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(phone rings)
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Put down that chocolate
and turn off the waterworks, sister.
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Iron Man didn’t stand you up,
the Super Hero Squad is missing.
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We got a distress call
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from that plucky little robot, HERBIE.
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Turns out the Silver Surfer
is a tad tarnished.
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But say, I’m free for lunch.
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Uh-huh. Well perhaps some other time.
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What are you doing on Flag Day?
(laughs)
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(dial tone)
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(Mayor) There. Just five million
sheets of stationery to go.
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What, you prefer Super Heroless City?
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The City Formerly Known
as Super Hero?
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Scarlet Witchita?
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A name change?
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That’s gonna stop the Dark Surfer
the from attacking?
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(Mayor) Maybe we should lose
the super hero angle.
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Market something else.
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(fighting sounds)
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(grunts)
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-I say thee nay!
-Neigh?
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A horse joke. How sensitive.
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No, no, no, no, no, it’s nay,
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like N-A...
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(mutters)
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(laughs)
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(yells)
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(strains)
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Weapons to mop
the floor with you,
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evil servant of the Stranger.
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(electricity crackles)
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Stranger?
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I know him not!
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He’s a trans-galactic warlord.
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You know, big guy, yay high.
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Coming back to you?
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(grunts)
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Oh, hello out there.
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Holster thine upright!
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I would speak with thee...
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(cries out)
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And I would you wouldn’t!
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(coughs)
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Wow, that’s quite tart.
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Scent so lemony.
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(grunts)
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(groans)
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Ah. Thou art a worthy,
if overly-sanitized, foe.
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Let us truce!
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I am Thor. What may I call thee?
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Beta Ray Bill.
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Wow. Three names!
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And a strange name indeed!
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Oh. Tell me about it.
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Why couldn’t I have been
Beta Ray Bob? Parents.
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I wouldst thou speak
more of this Stranger.
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Methinks I like him not.
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The Stranger’s why my people
built this space station.
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I’ll explain. Use this.
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(gasps)
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By Balder’s balding baldric!
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What an entertaining
form of exposition!
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The Stranger attacked my planet.
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In defense, my people created
a group of Super-Soldiers,
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made from the DNA
of vicious animals...
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(Thor) So, horses are vicious?
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Just go to the next picture.
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The Super-Soldiers fought
the Stranger off our planet,
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but they weren’t enough to stop him.
They...
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(Thor) Oh? Wert thou going
to a hukilau?
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(Beta Ray Bill)
Oops. Sorry, that’s from vacation.
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The Stranger captured
our soldiers for his own army.
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Now the only thing
keeping him from my planet
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is this space station’s energy field.
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The energy field
you put a hole in!
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Uhh, I... You...
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Thou hast no proof!
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Er. Say on how thou
escaped yon Stranger.
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I’m not a soldier.
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They genetically enhanced me
to be a janitor.
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I’m the cleaning crew
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of the space station Scuttlebutt.
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(laughs)
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Thou said "scuttle".
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So is this truce over,
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or will you stand with me
against the Stranger?
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Hmm. Yon Bill knows not
of my earlier defeat.
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Am I puissant enough
to defeat this Stranger?
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Uh. Are you doing
a group huddle with yourself?
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What’s tha...
Oh fine. Have it your way.
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Thou hast my steel
at thy command, friend Bill.
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I don’t need steel.
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I need glue or something.
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We’ve got to fix that hole
in the energy field before...
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(alarms sound)
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It’s too late.
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Hey! You know how hard it is
to get carbon scoring off this thing?
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Get not thy space-knickers
in a bind, friend Bill.
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How many soldiers are they?
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One. Two. Three.
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Oh, sorry.
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Horse DNA. You know?
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No matter.
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For they shall soon feel
the wrath of Thor!
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Ahh, battle.
I have missed you so.
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(grunts)
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(gasps)
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(electricity snaps)
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Garbage in, garbage out!
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(strains)
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(all cry out)
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Whoa! That was amazing!
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Dude!
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00:10:03,625 --> 00:10:06,291
Well, I don’t like to brag,
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so you tell me
what was most awesome.
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I meant the weapon.
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That hammer could make
anyone a fighter.
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Oh. Totes, but ’tis my own hand
guiding mine hammer...
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Nah, I saw you.
You hardly had to do anything.
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It was point-n-smash.
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Well it’s observe point
and smash.
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But surely I could have done
the same without mine hammer.
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Right.
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Why did you put
a silly face on it?
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(gasp) ’Tis personal.
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There, there, there.
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He did not mean
the "silly" part.
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I’ll give you two
some alone time
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and fix that thing before the Stranger
hears we’re open for business.
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It grieves my gullet, Mjolnir.
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But I must bid thee farewell.
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I say the nay!
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Mjolnir, ’tis hammer time.
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(Male singer)
♪ You make me feel so happy ♪
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♪ Turn the gray sky blue ♪
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♪ You’re the cherryon my sundae ♪
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♪ I think you feel it, too ♪
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(hums)
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♪ Because love, love, love ♪
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♪ Love, love, loveis a wonderful thing ♪
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♪ Love is a wonderful thing ♪
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Sweet Mjolnir.
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(sighs) This battle be Thors’
and Thors’ alone.
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The Son of Odin fears no warlord!
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I shall prove my might
in naked combat.
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-Eew.
-Nay. Not naked like naked.
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Naked like no weapons.
Never mind.
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Hmm. How odd.
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The lenses align.
But to what purpose?
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Oh!
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Eureka. Oh-ho.
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Feel the healing warmth.
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(gasps) Yon light wilt melt
the good ship Scuttlebutt!
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’Tis hammer time!
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Er... Me time!
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Time to kick some glass!
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(grunts)
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Mwah. Ha!
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I have no need of mine hammer
when I have mine guns!
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Sir Rockington and... Larry.
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I... I’m working on a better name.
Leave me alone.
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(grunts)
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By my troth, I am indeed
a worthy adversary.
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You are something.
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But that wasn’t the word
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I was thinking of.
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Methinks it be the Stranger
Bill spake of!
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Drat. I have not mine hammer
to soliloquize to.
261
00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:02,125
How dare you interfere!
262
00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:05,166
Who are you, anyway?
263
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,208
I shalt not answer, fiend.
264
00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:10,500
My father told me
"speaketh not to strangers."
265
00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:14,667
Fine, mush mouth.
We don’t have to speaketh.
266
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,792
I’ll just destroy you.
267
00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:20,542
The Stranger is not one
to sit on his hands.
268
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:22,792
Well come and getteth some!
269
00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:23,959
(grunts)
270
00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:25,959
(Stranger laughs)
271
00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:27,375
(grunts)
272
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,250
(laughs)
273
00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:32,500
(groans)
274
00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:35,417
Save room for seconds.
275
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,917
(laughs)
276
00:13:38,917 --> 00:13:40,166
(groans)
277
00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:45,333
Beware.
I shall make thee Val-holla!
278
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,667
(grunts)
279
00:13:50,792 --> 00:13:52,125
(strains)
280
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:54,375
Be a pal, helmet-head,
281
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:57,917
and open the Space Station
for me, would ya?
282
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:58,959
(grunts)
283
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:01,834
There.
284
00:14:01,917 --> 00:14:03,291
This should patch that hole.
285
00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:11,542
That’s not coming out
of my paycheck.
286
00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:12,792
(growls)
287
00:14:21,834 --> 00:14:23,417
(laughs)
288
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:24,583
(grunts)
289
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,375
Oh!
290
00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:36,875
(strains)
291
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,458
(laughs)
292
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,917
(gasps)
293
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,917
Oh. Raven poop.
294
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,208
Aah!
295
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,125
Mjolnir!
296
00:14:53,208 --> 00:14:54,750
Nay, good hammer...
297
00:14:55,959 --> 00:14:57,208
Wow, you’re looking great.
298
00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:02,834
My thanks, but I must prove
that I alone be enough.
299
00:15:02,917 --> 00:15:05,208
(strains)
300
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:07,166
(laughs)
301
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:09,083
Your loss!
302
00:15:11,959 --> 00:15:16,417
(strains)
303
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,625
(laughs)
304
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:22,250
Silly villain. None but Thor
can lift mighty Mjolnir.
305
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,875
Stupid thing’s defective.
306
00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:26,917
But I can destroy
this Space Station
307
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:31,875
and the pitiful planet
it protects all by my lonesome.
308
00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:36,875
Who did that?
309
00:15:43,917 --> 00:15:45,458
Easy, big fella.
310
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:50,000
(grunts)
311
00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:55,583
Ha! Tough enough, pony boy.
312
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:57,417
(groans)
313
00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:03,458
(mumbles)
314
00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:04,917
(sneezes)
315
00:16:11,291 --> 00:16:12,834
Enough!
316
00:16:12,917 --> 00:16:14,458
When I’m through with you,
317
00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:17,875
there won’t be anything
left to clean up!
318
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:26,625
(grunts)
319
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,375
What just happened?
320
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,750
Mjolnir has chosen thee!
321
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:37,542
Thou must take up mine hammer.
322
00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:40,291
Take it.
323
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,500
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I’m no warrior.
324
00:16:42,583 --> 00:16:44,583
I was genetically made
to be a janitor.
325
00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:47,291
That’s what I am.
That’s my only thing.
326
00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:48,750
Amused scoffing.
327
00:16:48,834 --> 00:16:50,834
We are what we choose to be.
328
00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:52,750
I have fought thee, and I know
329
00:16:52,834 --> 00:16:56,750
behind those dishpan hands
lieth the heart of a hero.
330
00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:11,291
(roars)
331
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:15,417
Did I miss something?
332
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,583
Cause my mind wandered.
333
00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:18,792
(grunts)
334
00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:20,125
Huzzah!
335
00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:22,375
I understand thee now, Mjolnir.
336
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,542
Thou choosest by valor,
not by birth or rank.
337
00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:29,333
Thy belief in me is the proof
I need that I be worthy!
338
00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:32,917
Hmm. Mayhap the battlefield
is unsafe for self-discovery.
339
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:33,917
(grunts)
340
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000
To arms!
341
00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:37,417
(chuckles)
342
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:38,667
Hope you’re ready
343
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:41,542
for a hammer
and cheese sandwich!
344
00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:42,834
(growls)
345
00:17:42,917 --> 00:17:44,792
Ah, ah, ah.
Baby steps, hero Bill.
346
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,750
The witty repartee
will come eventually.
347
00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:49,375
Right, right. How about...
348
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:52,542
(roars)
349
00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:53,959
Oh, good choice.
350
00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:55,750
(both yell)
351
00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:57,875
My ears!
352
00:18:00,417 --> 00:18:01,542
Clean up your act!
353
00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:03,458
(grunts)
354
00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:05,375
And now the fuzzy side.
355
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:06,500
(grunts)
356
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:14,875
Ha! I am flush with victory.
357
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:21,208
Clean up on Aisle 6!
358
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:31,000
Oh! Ahh!
359
00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:32,917
You piece of...
360
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,125
Ah, ah, ah, ah. Language.
361
00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:38,959
Piece of work! Piece of work!
362
00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:40,583
(strains)
363
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:47,917
He doesn’t like that.
364
00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:51,959
(grunts)
365
00:18:52,041 --> 00:18:53,417
(growls)
366
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,625
(cries out)
367
00:18:56,709 --> 00:18:59,458
Whoa!
368
00:18:59,542 --> 00:19:01,041
I’m so dizzy!
369
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:02,583
My head’s spinning!
370
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:10,500
Can’t forget my roots.
371
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,667
Ha! Well played, horse boy!
372
00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:20,166
(grunts)
373
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,792
(grunts)
374
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:27,458
Thanks, Bill.
375
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,458
Those things controlled our minds.
376
00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:30,709
We couldn’t fight back.
377
00:19:30,792 --> 00:19:32,875
And our universe’s version
of Frère Jacques
378
00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:34,750
kept blasting in our heads.
379
00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:38,250
Oof. The Stranger’s
more twisted than I thought.
380
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:39,625
I heard that!
381
00:19:39,709 --> 00:19:42,250
I’ll get you, my little pony.
382
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:45,291
You and your friend
with the bleach-blond hair!
383
00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:46,792
I gave him some air-holes.
384
00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:49,959
We will return home
and tell of your valor.
385
00:19:50,041 --> 00:19:52,250
We can leave out
the janitor part.
386
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:54,834
No. It’s who I am.
387
00:19:54,917 --> 00:19:57,208
And that’s enough for Mjolnir.
388
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,750
Well said, friend Bill.
389
00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:02,917
Uru metal doth know
what is good.
390
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,208
I shall be proud
to use mine hammer ever after.
391
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:13,333
Er, thou canst give it back now.
392
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:15,750
Anytime.
393
00:20:15,834 --> 00:20:18,250
Oh! (chuckles) Tradesies!
394
00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:20,333
(both gasp)
395
00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:27,458
A mystic weapon of my own?
396
00:20:27,542 --> 00:20:30,750
Zounds! I never knew Mjolnir
could do thus!
397
00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:32,625
Tis an alternate dimension thing
398
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:35,000
or sloppy continuity.
399
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:38,041
Lo! I shall name thee
400
00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:39,750
Breaking Wind!
401
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,417
Hmm.
402
00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:47,500
Er, Wind Breaker!
403
00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:49,792
Lo! No, no.
404
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:51,625
Storm Breaker!
405
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:56,041
Ha! There you go.
406
00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:57,125
We are brothers,
407
00:20:57,208 --> 00:21:00,250
lords of thunder,
bound to serve all in need.
408
00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:01,875
A Norse is a Norse.
409
00:21:01,959 --> 00:21:03,875
Of course. Of course.
410
00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:07,000
(laughs)
Mine family is thine now.
411
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:09,959
Er. Thou mightest want
to avoid Aunt Flosshilde.
412
00:21:10,041 --> 00:21:13,250
She pincheth cheeks,
so don’t turn your back on her.
413
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:14,333
Can’t wait.
414
00:21:14,417 --> 00:21:15,917
But first you have to get home.
415
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:19,291
Maybe the scientists
on my planet can help you.
416
00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:22,875
-Ah, what good horse sense.
-Stop. Seriously.
417
00:21:22,959 --> 00:21:25,083
(Bill whinnies)
418
00:21:26,792 --> 00:21:28,917
(Woman) Oh, it’s you.
419
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,667
Chill, Princess. I’m just looking
for the Super Hero Squad.
420
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:36,917
I’d rather not see a certain memberof your Hero Squad ever again!
421
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,500
Iron Man broke your heart, huh?
422
00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:40,542
What? No!
423
00:21:40,625 --> 00:21:42,625
It’s that gnarly Dark Surfer.
424
00:21:42,709 --> 00:21:44,083
He’s using the Infinity Sword
425
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:46,625
and Gauntlet to terrorize my people.
426
00:21:46,709 --> 00:21:48,959
Hang in there.
When we find the Dark Surfer,
427
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,000
we’ll pay him back.
428
00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:52,959
In the currency of smackdown!
429
00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:54,125
(static)
430
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:57,000
Princess? You there?
431
00:21:57,083 --> 00:22:00,000
Can I get an IT guy in here?
Where’s Eugene?
432
00:22:01,417 --> 00:22:03,208
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