Original subtitles

(Mayor) Exterior, Super Hero City, Day.

Juggernaut is on a leisurely jog through the park.

-(grunts) -(explosions)

Unfortunately, it's an office park.

(grunts)

(Iron Man) Free play is over, Juggernaut.

Go back to prison and maybe we'll get you

a nice indestructible treadmill.

Heh.

(Mayor) This is real, true believers.

Not a hoax.

Not a "What If".

Not one of those...

(whistling overhead)

(loud explosion)

(Mayor grunts)

Mayor, are you okay?

(grunts)

Voiceover is dangerous work.

(laughs)

Squaddies, time to hero up.

♪ When the bad guys are out, all you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Well they may not get along but they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad ♪

(grunts)

All right, let's end this quick.

I don't want to be late for school.

(Reptil cries out)

(grunts)

Huh, going big didn't work.

Maybe I'll try something a little smaller.

(pecking sounds)

Huh?

Huh?

Aah.

(groans)

Okay, going small may have been a bad idea.

(gasps)

A very bad idea.

With this Infinity Gauntlet,

I, Thanos, will rule the universe!

All right, Squaddies, time to Hero Up!

♪ When the bad guys are out, all you have to do ♪

♪ Is shout now Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Well they may not get along but they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? ♪

♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce Thanos ends in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky ♪

♪ Scarlet Witch by his side ♪

♪ Thor's hammer has Thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? ♪

♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad ♪

(groans)

(growls)

-Hold on, little guy. -Whoa.

I'm being saved by a girl with flaming red hair.

Like literally flaming.

Name's Firestar.

I saw the action and wanted to help.

Wow, you're tiny.

I'm not tiny, look.

(both) Whoa!

We need something to slow down the Juggernaut

before he takes out the entire city.

(Reptil cries out)

Let me try something.

(mutters)

(strains)

Okay, you and me, Brontosaurus butt.

Fastball special.

(grunts)

Whoo-hoo!

Stainless steal sushi anyone?

(grunts)

Attaboy.

Huh?

Whoa!

Now, Hulk, grab an arm.

Okay.

(struggling sounds)

Hulk tighten straps.

Oh.

(strains)

Ho!

Thanks for the save, Firestar.

Oh, no sweat.

Hope we get fight together again soon.

Fastball special.

Me thinks you two make a formidable team.

Me and the kid have been through a few adventures.

We got some team-up moves.

Maybe we should become a duo, huh?

Like Captain America and Bucky,

Luke Cage and Iron Fist,

Galactus and Ego.

(chuckles) Sorry, short stop.

I work alone.

Wolverine is, has been,

and always will be strictly solo.

Whoa!

Ah, purple pants fixed.

No more seeing Hulk's undies.

-Uh. -Hey.

(English accent) Sorry, my bad, bub.

Bah, huh?

Uh, maybe today Halloween?

(gasps)

Too many claw!

Is that Wolverine?

I thought he was out of town.

Oh, that's not right.

(all cheering)

Nice snikting, eh?

(cheering)

Check this out.

Score!

Way to go! Snikt.

Nice kizzle kazzle, skip.

Uh-oh. I smell clone.

(chuckling) You like it? (sniffs)

Manly. It's called Ragnarok Spiff.

Not cologne, clone.

As in cheap copies of the original.

Aye, thou has busted me royally.

'Tis a faux fragrance.

I got it at Odin-Mart.

Now students, I will be assigning you

your partners for this year's science fair.

Humberto, your lab partner will be Amadeus Cho.

Yes! Yes!

Amadeus is the smartest kid in school.

Easy A, here I come.

Oops. I... I'm sorry.

I can't read my own handwriting.

Your lab partner is Angelica Jones.

(chuckles)

Huh?

Angelica Jones? Uh, Professor?

Angelica is nice and all, but she's a total space case.

She's forgetful, she's unreliable.

Well, you're a superhero, aren't you?

Find a way to make it work.

We're going to make an awesome team.

(chuckles)

Yeah. Yeah. We're a team.

Go team.

Argh, great.

Angelica's going to flake on me,

forget to do her work,

and leave me to do all the... huh?

(overlapping chatter)

Whoa!

So I told the Prime Minister in Ottawa,

we need to name them Smythe, Norris, Patrick, and Adams.

(clone chattering continues)

Gadzukes. Freaky verbiage.

'Tis like unto a whole nother language.

(Hulk) Too many claw.

Yeah, and this is only the tip of the iceberg.

The city is overrun with Wolverine clones.

And more keep coming out of the woodwork.

I say 'tis strange, yet maketh perfect sense.

Now we know how he can be on the cover

of so many comics every month.

(Scarlet Witch laughs)

Orale. Another clone.

(Scarlet Witch) I put a name tag on the original.

The clones are all over the city.

Running into each other, blocking traffic, starting fights.

The Squaddies will round up the clones.

Wolverine, take Reptil and find out

where they're coming from.

Uh, wait, wait. You have to start without me.

I have a mandatory science fair orientation.

(groans) I'll join you as soon as I'm done.

Okay, but don't take too long.

This is gonna get worse before it gets any better.

I can't stand that guy.

(bell rings)

Huh. No Angelica.

I knew it.

Mandatory orientation and she's a no-show.

Now class, your science fair projects

will be about DNA.

I happen to be an expert on DNA.

(loud crash)

(laughs)

Egghead!

Ah, Professor Wyndham.

You're coming with me.

And I'm afraid I won't take no for an answer.

(Egghead) I'm in need of a DNA expert.

You can come voluntarily,

or I can drag you kicking and screaming.

Let him go, Egghead!

Reptil! No good do-gooder!

DNA and dinosaurs don't mix!

Ha! My lethal dinosaur spray.

(laughs) Shaving cream for sensitive skin?

Doh! Pickles.

(laughs)

Okay, how about

my lethal Jurassic dino prod?

(roars)

Down, boy.

(laughs)

Whoa!

(laughs)

Ahh.

(laughs)

Time to make this "Squadasaur" extinct.

Can't let you do that.

(cries out)

Oh, that was terribly close.

You okay?

Man, you're getting really good at saving my Jurassic butt.

Practice makes perfect.

(grunts)

Bah! Things are getting too hot around here.

Schools are dangerous.

He wanted a DNA expert.

Egghead must be behind the clones.

Come on, we have to tell Wolverine.

I'm the best Wolverine clone there is.

I can track a tasty smell a mile away.

(sniffing)

(sniffing)

Oh, Canadian bacon.

Lo, the Canadian bacon trap is working.

(grunts)

Gotcha, you bacon-biting clone.

(strains) Let me go!

-Another clone. -We're emptying traps as fast as we can,

-and it's still not enough. -(Thor) Doofus.

(cries out)

(French accent) You can't treat us like this. I will speak with my attorney.

Gad, what a terrible French accent.

I say speaketh to the hammer.

Don't make me break out the hoses.

Hold your hoses there, Goldilocks.

(grunts)

(clones chatter)

Truck all full again.

Huh. Ooh! Hulk find bacon.

(horn honking)

(sniffing)

-Yes, I'm the real one. -We have a lead.

Oh, man, you're never gonna believe this, but it's...

-Egghead. -Egghead.

Yeah. I tracked the clones here,

and this place smells like Egghead.

Here's what's been happening.

(Wolverine) Egghead is making the clones.

Here, boy. Go fetch.

Go fetch the stick.

(Wolverine) Then for some reason, he's leaving them here.

Then the clones are wandering from the hills into the city

in search of food, water, and excitement.

I don't know why Egghead is doing this,

but these tire tracks should lead us straight to him.

Hey, is it okay if Firestar joins us?

I mean, she's pretty cool.

She saved my life twice already today.

(groans) As long as she doesn't cause any problems.

All right.

We're like a trio.

Hello? Earth to Reptil.

Earth to Reptil!

I have to call my lab partner.

(dialing) (operator) The subscriber you've called...

Mm-hmm. And of course, straight to voice-mail.

Ahh, what a flake.

Oh, well, uh, you know.

Maybe she has a good excuse.

Like maybe her clothes don't have pockets to carry a cell phone.

Oh. No, no, no no, no.

You don't know Angelica.

Alright, she's always late, she has the lamest excuses

for not getting her work done.

Everyone knows she's a total slacker.

I'm sure she works very hard.

Ha! Right.

Nah. She's a dummy.

(groans)

They look alike, but their personalities are all different.

-And some of them are off. -Next.

(Australian accent) My ancestors were criminals deported from England.

-Oy, oy, oy! -Australian.

-Put him with the other ones. -I'm the Logan of the dance!

Next.

Wolverine smash.

Yes, yes. Grr.

I understand.

Best put this one under "other."

Separating, cataloguing, and organizing Wolverines.

This has got to be the weirdest day ever.

Whoa! And the hits just keepeth on coming.

(sniffs)

And then one time, if we did all our homework,

our class would get an ice cream party.

Huh? Guess who ruined it.

Yeah. Angelica.

Oh, give it a rest.

What? What's the big deal?

Leave me... I mean, leave her alone.

Not everyone can juggle

being both a hero and a teenager like you can.

Will you two love brats knock it off?

We have work to do.

Bingo. Egghead's clone factory.

Oh, well do you think he's only cloning you?

Is he cloning anything else?

You're so smart, Reptil. You tell us.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are you copping this attitude?

Oh, come on, stop.

I'm not playing peace-keeper

between you two. You're both heroes

so start acting like it.

And the answer is yes, he's cloning other things.

Huh. How'd you figure that out?

(roars)

(laughs)

The real Wolverine.

I was going to send my monsters to hunt you down,

but this is much easier.

You rotten egg.

You're using Doom's old lair?

I couldn't resist the great asking price.

Plus it's built on an actual Kewazi Indian burial ground.

You never see those on the market.

(laughs)

I'm so happy you're here to see it.

It'll be the last thing you ever see

before I dissect you

(laughs)

(monsters growl)

What do you want with Wolverine's DNA?

I've recently begun dabbling

in mad genetic experiments,

because that's where the money is.

If I could clone Wolverine's healing factor,

I could make a fortune.

But your clones didn't work.

I had a sample of your DNA,

but it was too small.

The clones had imperfections,

so I let them go in the forest.

But now that I have the original Wolverine.

Nothing can stop me from extracting all the DNA I need.

(growls)

(snaps)

(grunts)

Don't smash him too much.

I need his DNA.

Pound him flat or something.

I'm gonna slap the fangs right off your face.

We're sick and tired of being cooped up in here.

We've held an election and now demand recognition

of our mini-society of Wolverines.

Quit cloning around, guys. Let's not do anything hasty.

Diplomatic channels have been exhausted.

Our only option left is open revolution.

(clones) Revolution! Revolution!

Revolution! Revolution!

-Oy, oy, oy! -Revolution!

Our situation appears to be deteriorating.

Yea. And it's getting worse, too.

(roars)

(grunts)

(strains)

(screams)

Ha!

Can you please be a little more careful?

Stop criticizing me.

Nothing I do is good enough for you.

I don't care anymore. Let the monsters win.

Then maybe we won't get an F on the science fair project.

(gasps)

Wait a minute.

You're Angelica? Angelica is Firestar?

Of course I'm Firestar!

You're only now figuring this out?

(grunts)

Angelica, we can do this.

But we have to work together better.

Here or at school?

Both.

Stay here.

(roars)

Firestar, now!

(grunts)

(both cry out)

Nice shot, Firestar.

Egghead's computer.

If he's using a Crick-Watson algorithm,

we might be able to send out a DNA self-destruct code.

It'd stop all his genetically modified creatures at once.

Right. Uh, this looks complicated.

How do you know all this?

I've been reading all the biogenetics journals

for our science project.

You've been doing your homework?

-(giggles) -(roars)

Uh, don't mean to rush you,

but uh, how fast do you think

you can send out that self-destruct code?

How about now?

(screams)

(strains)

Hey, where'd they go?

(Firestar) It's working.

Come here, birdie!

(grunts)

(strains)

Not the real claw!

(roars)

(grunts)

Huh?

No!

My clones! All my work! Ruined!

I hate Mondays.

(gasps)

(growls)

(whimpering)

Come here.

I'm the best there is at what I do.

And what I do can't be imitated,

copied, cloned, or used

without the express written permission of the Super Hero Squad

and Marvel Entertainment, LLC.

Batteries not included. All rights reserved.

Terms, conditions and restrictions apply. We clear, bub?

Yes, sir.

Huh, I never would've believed it,

but I think me and Firestar make a great team.

Now you know my secret identity.

Yeah. I promise I'll keep it a secret.

And I promise that we're going to win that school science fair.

With our teamwork, we can't lose.

We lost?

Second place? Who won first place?

Amadeus Cho?

Hey, great job, Amadeus.

But, uh, where's your winning project?

You cloned the Mayor?

(clones chattering)

(chatter continues)

Revolution!