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[Duff] Jackie Sullivan knows how to find Rafi

-and I know how to find Jackie Sullivan. -Hands up! Hands up. Put 'em up.

It's hard to wrangle an 18-year-old.

[Wazowski] I know what it's like. I have a 17-year-old son, so...

[Tiggy] That Wazowski one's got a son she can't control.

Name's Elliot. Look him up.

-[doorbell rings] -[Wazowski] I am looking for camaraderie

and companionship and the, the--

The intercourse is also on my list.

How 'bout I keep it running for you?

Just tell the guys in Buffalo it's status quo.

When they do finally give me my job back, you can't abandon me. Okay?

Buffalo is gonna give you a try, but you gotta get the Bowens on board.

[Wazowski] These are the Bowen brothers. Randy Bowen, Steph Bowen.

You are a guppy and what I wanna know is, who is the shark?

[rapid knocking on door]

Just hold on.

[knocking continues]

I said hold on! What are you doin' here?

Hello! Surprise! [chuckles] Guess what happened?

You're never gonna guess what happened.

I met this guy online, his name was Ronaldo,

and he planned this coffee date. It was, like, right around the corner from you.

Guess what? Guess who didn't show? Oh, I don't know, Ronaldo.

So, would you like his coffee? You're welcome.

Okay, good story about that.

It's just that when he didn't show, and then I realized, like, oh, my God,

I am around the corner from Kelly.

I gotta go over and say hi because that would be rude if I didn't say hi to you.

So here I am and I am saying, hello, look at us with our coffees.

Oh, my gosh, I didn't realize you had sciatica.

-What are you talkin' about? -It's spinal nerve root compression.

-I have a bad back, okay? -No, you need a foam roller.

Do you have one? I'm guessing no. Guess what I just did? I Primed you one.

See you in an hour, you know what I'm saying?

-I'm never gonna use it. -Yes, you are.

Holy moly, look at this. This is one fully-stocked liquor cabinet.

Do you have a drinking problem?

If you do, I want you to know that you can talk to me.

I don't have a drinking problem, all right?

A shot of whiskey at the end of a long day isn't a problem, it's a blessing.

-And it's something that you should try. -Oh, look at this!

-Oh, whose sweater is this? -Give it to me. Gimme that.

-Oh, my gosh, that smells nice. -It belongs to Nonna.

Nonna? Are you dating someone called Nonna? Nonna who?

-[sighs] Nonna your business. -Oh. Okay, well, that's--

Oh, look at this! A record collector! I didn't take you for a record collector.

-That's a good band! -You're not even trying

to hide the fact that you are being nosy.

No, I'm trying to hide something else.

-Which is... -Which is...

Listen, there's no Ronaldo, Ronaldo doesn't exist. I just--

I really wanted to come by early

to talk to you before work because I wanted to pay you a compliment.

Oh, okay. Well, I'm listening.

I think we work well together, really well together.

And having you alongside enhances my already proficient skillset.

It sounds like you're paying yourself a compliment.

-I'm still waiting on mine. -You're a good cop. A really good cop.

If we work as a team to go after Randy and Steph Bowen,

we could take down the Stockwood crew. We could do it, Duff!

-We could do it together. -Randy and Steph are too protected.

The only way to get them is to find a little guy who's going to talk.

No more little guy. Big fish only, remember?

The only way to catch a big fish is to cast a wide net.

Single-line fishing. Harpooning. More sustainable.

-More time-consuming. -More environmentally friendly.

We're not really talking about fish, are we?

No, we're talking about this!

-Who is that man on your fridge? -All right.

You have a dentist appointment on the ninth? Are you sure?

Because we have a meeting, so you should probably tell Shanks.

Would you stop being so nosy in my apartment?

-Is that Italy? You've really traveled. -It's time to go.

I just brought over the coffee. I thought we could have a coffee.

-Thank you, get out! -Do you need a drive? I brought my car.

I gotta have my shoes!

I'll drive you to work!

["Word Up" by Cameo]

♪ Yo, pretty ladies around the world ♪

♪ Got a weird thing to show you So tell all the boys and girls ♪

♪ Wave your hands in the air Like you don't care... ♪

[Naz] I say we go after Danica.

I bumped into her in the club the other night.

She liked me. She'd answer my call.

No, bro, she's a lesbian.

Okay, maybe she didn't "like me" like me, like that.

But, you know, we vibed.

That wasn't vibing, that was pity. [chuckles] 'Cause your game is... sad.

You know I'm going through a divorce right now, so I am sad.

And also, I wasn't really trying to pick her up.

I was trying to get her to trust me. So maybe in that sense, my game is fresh.

Okay, yeah, not convinced.

I say we go for...

-Cisco. -Hmm?

He's a mid-level ringleader, and if we catch him,

we're likely to pull up all the rest of the Stockwood crew.

We now know that Rick Gray is a supplier for the Stockwood crew.

So, this little bit of knowledge opens up a delicious can of worms

because all we have to do is follow Rick Gray's movements

to find out where he's getting the drugs from.

My theory-- Wham! Bam! Bill Misiano!

A lieutenant with the Buffalo crime family.

We found security footage of Rick meeting Misiano

at Capital Falls Casino just north of the border.

Now, they have a meeting in a private room

booked under Rick's name every second Tuesday.

[laughing] We already caught Rick Gray.

So then why does the Rick Gray reservation at Capital Falls still stand?

Maybe he bought a season pass.

I did that once. I lost a buttload of money. You remember--

No, Hamm, it's because Misiano is still meeting someone

to keep that Stockwood pipeline going.

Now, I'm not a gambling woman, but I am betting

that Steph or Randy Bowen is taking Rick Gray's place.

Cool, Cisco. So, what do you wanna do, just, like, DM him or...

Don't have to. 'Cause Keegan's contact Lakyn sent me this.

"Sick duck Cisco selling out of Mimico motel.

I mean duck not duck. Ducking auto-correct."

-What am I-- -It's their number.

No, I don't wanna use one of Keegan's contacts.

-Why not? -Is this Lakyn girl even carded?

No, but she's legit.

Look, she gave Keegan tons of info over the last few years.

So, why'd he keep her off the books?

I don't know. Maybe he wanted to keep her intel to himself.

Okay. Okay.

Look, just call him, tell him you're looking for coke,

and please do not say it's for one of your girls, 'cause your pimp game is not--

You're just not the pimp type.

[scoffs] What are you talking about? That works, like, all the time.

Mmm, does it, though?

[Naz scoffs]

Hey, yo, Cisco! Yo, it's your boy Stu.

Yeah, no, we met at the, at The Pole, still.

Ya mean? Yeah, greasy times.

Listen, um, my-my shorty, Faye,

said you’re holdin’ some, uh, some good soft.

Nah, you know, because, the gals, they gotta be out there working.

All night, you know what it is.

[chuckles]

-Nah? -Nah.

[Naz] Why you dissin’ now?

[scoffs] Are you done?

Okay, well, if you don't want my money

then-then I'll find someone else, obviously.

[scoffs, huffs]

What did I tell you?

Every second Tuesday, here comes Rick Gray to that Canadian casino.

He is carrying a bunch of chips. Misiano's leaving. He is flush with cash.

My theory, Rick Gray paying Misiano in chips

and Misiano is delivering drugs, Buffalo to Toronto, via the trade routes.

Now, what I'm thinking is we shut down their pipeline! Yes!

Today is the second Tuesday of the month. We gotta get on this.

Yes! Yes!

I used to be so good at that. I don't know what my problem is.

Well, I do. It's because your wife is leaving you and, let's be real,

I know it's a blow to the old ego, but your wife was kind of an asshole.

You probably never should have married her in the first place,

but you cling on, hoping things will change. I get it.

Great pep talk.

But what you need to do is get your mojo back,

you know what I'm sayin'. Get that swag.

Hey, I got it. Set up a dating profile.

No, I-I-I'm just-- I'm not ready for that.

[stammers mockingly] Why not?

[phone buzzes]

Yo, if that's Cisco, I'll eat my arm.

Hello.

Hey, yo, Cisco, what it is? What it do?

-[laughs] -One PM. Yeah, no, I got you!

-Oh-ho-ho-ho! -[Duff laughs] All right.

I may not sound like a pimp, I get that,

but I definitely don't sound like a cop, so...

Okay.

[pops] Did you wanna... did you wanna eat the arm now?

Did you wanna eat the arm later?

-You could save it for a snack. -Whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Hamm] Capital Falls security just called.

-Yeah? -Misiano is in the house.

-Yes. -No sign of either Bowen brother, though.

What? No. Wait. Is he meeting someone else?

Well, not unless you count the juice bar attendant.

Apparently he's been talking to her about Ayurveda for the last hour.

Well, that seems very specific.

Maybe that's why you still look so damn good, Misiano.

Okay, okay, you know what?

Let's just presume that the money exchanged hands.

We still need to figure out where the drugs are coming from.

So listen, I went through Rick's phone records.

Any calls he made to businesses or vendors in Buffalo

that might be crossing the border.

-Anything coming into Toronto today? -Mm-hmm, a shipment A7387,

it's mostly textiles. B9998 is electronics

and X76544 is pistachios.

Ugh! Ugh. The most annoying of the nuts.

-What? -Well, they're so finicky.

You know they have to be refrigerated, right?

So sad that the peanut's so maligned.

I mean, that was a nut's nut. That was a real man's nut--

Yes. Okay, could you just not say that again?

Wait. Say that again.

-Man's-- -No, please, not about your nuts.

About pistachios needing to be refrigerated.

-Yeah. What, do you live under a rock? -Okay. Oh, my gosh.

Refrigeration units. They are the perfect compartment for concealing drugs.

-What's the name of the company? -Um... Paisan's Pistachios.

Okay, okay, okay, and when did they last deliver to Toronto?

We have Tuesday the fourth.

Oh, please, please, please... Tuesday the 18th.

-Every second Tuesday. [laughs] -Yes! Yeah!

-[players chatter in game] -[Randy] Here it comes. Oh, no you don't.

You do not mess with the master!

-Mm-mm! -Yo. Visitor.

[player] All right, I'll cover you. You go in, okay?

[Tiggy] Thank you.

[player] Look out!

Randy, hey. It's good to see you again.

Tiggy?

Tiggy Sullivan? Rick's ex. Remember Rick?

The guy in jail keeping his mouth shut for being your plug?

Jesus, lady! Watch it!

[player] What's goin' on?

I have four people who can hear me on this thing.

I wanna talk to you about Rick's role in your business.

Mm. Well.

Not much now, is it? Poor old Rick's in the clink.

Oh, I see. This is a shakedown, hm? [inhales deeply]

Women... always wantin' somethin'.

I don't want your money, baby. I want in.

[scoffs, laughs] Yeah, okay.

See, this is how this works, right? First...

you want to work for me.

Then, you wanna move in.

Then, what do you know, your kids are moving in--

I know you can't use the nut run anymore.

You need a fresh start.

My trucks transport all over North America.

All kinds of goods, all time o' day. I'm completely unpredictable.

Exactly. Women be crazy, Tigg.

Wrong time of the month, you'll shoot up a negotiable situation.

You're not an asset, you're a liability.

So, I'll tell you what, why don't you just take that money,

go get yourself some gel nails and land yourself a new Rick?

Hmm?

-[player in headphones] Where you at? -What's that?

My squad awaits. Close the door on your way out.

[player] Get your ass back in the game!

[cart rattling]

[Cisco] Stop foolin' around.

Of course I can't hear you. Turn off your TV.

I can't do that much soft.

You gotta talk to Randy. What, you got somethin' better to do?

I gotta go.

[earbuds clatter on table]

Sorry 'bout that. Stu, right?

-That's right. -[Lakyn] Hello?

[Lakyn banging on door] Let me out, Cisco!

-Somebody in there? -No, it's-- it's my ex-girlfriend.

Man, she's off her lid. You know how it is.

Cisco, let me out!

-[banging continues] -[Lakyn grunts] Cisco!

Get me outta here, now! I'm gonna mess up your face!

-Yo! -[Lakyn yelling]

-Hey! Hey! What'd I say? What'd I say? -Let me out! You asshole!

Hey, hey, hey, guys, come on, take it easy. Relax!

What's the matter with you? Take it easy!

-[screams] -[thuds]

C'mon, man! She's half your size!

-What's wrong with you? -Get off me!

Okay, okay, take it easy, come on.

-[kicks] -Ugh! Agh!

[Naz grunting, blows landing]

-[gasping] -[Cisco] Hey! Lakyn!

Duff, what are you doing here?

-[Cisco] Lakyn! Get-- -Hey! No.

You guys know each other?

[breathing heavily] You a cop?

-[screams] -[clatters]

-[car door closes] -[engine starts]

[tires squeal]

[Duff groans]

[both panting]

God.

The room's clean, Must've had the coke on him.

What were you doing here?

Sortin' things out with my man.

[scoffs] Did you hear him call me his ex?

What? I didn't know you were gonna come here today.

You texted me this morning.

Yeah, I was in a bad place, okay? But I got over it.

I lost my phone so I came here to tell him to get out.

Before I had the chance, Stooge showed up.

It's Stu.

Point is, he knows I've been talkin' to the cops,

so now you gotta get out there arrest him for real.

For what, huh? The invisible drugs he didn't sell us?

Well, there's gotta be something, 'cause now he thinks I'm a rat.

Cisco has people everywhere.

They have guns, like, a house full of guns.

You ever been to his place in North Ridge?

-[Duff sighs] -Look, Duff, Duff--

If you're not gonna help me, give me Keegan's new number. He will.

'Cause if Cisco finds me...

I'm dead and you know it.

What is it you people do to your face when you start to look old?

-What do you mean, "you people"? -Women.

I don't know. Like, face cream?

No-no-no, the-the-the toxic stuff.

-Oh, uh, Botox. -[Hamm] Oh, yeah.

Yeah, should I get that?

I don't know. I've never had it done before.

Come on. You're a middle-class woman in your forties. You've had Botox.

Okay, you know what, this is our truck. Plates match, let's go.

-Let's go, please. Let's move. Let's move. -All right.

[brakes squeal, engine idles]

-[Collins] Can I help you? -GTPD Guns & Gangs.

We have a warrant here to search your vehicle.

Would you open the back for us, sir?

[sighs] Sure.

Aren't you worried that we're gonna find your pi-stash in these pistachios?

[banging]

Come on, Wazowski, where's the drugs?

-He was a trial balloon. -I don't follow.

They wanted to see if we were on to him after we arrested Rick Gray.

So, they set us up, they did everything the same.

Same truck, same run, no drugs. Very clever.

I guess it's safe to say the Stockwoods got a new route.

Yeah. We're gonna have to start over.

[kicks, clatters]

[spits]

Ah, come on, man, my mom's a cop.

[Jackie] Yeah, all the more reason for you to get up here.

Y'know, she can get us out of trouble if we have to.

Uh... That's-- That's not how it works.

She's, like, obsessed with following the rules.

-You'll see when you meet her. -Dude, I will never meet your mother.

I am from Stockwood.

She's never gonna let you go out with me.

[laughing] What?

-You just said we were going out. -No, I didn't.

Mm, you did. I heard it.

Dude, I said she wouldn't let you. [chuckles]

I mean, that means you want to, though, so...

Maybe I do.

Yeah?

Maybe I do, maybe I do.

What's your momma gonna say about that?

Maybe she doesn't get a say.

[giggles]

Where's the can?

Hey, so, um, what am I getting arrested for again?

[Jackie] Mischief. Destruction of property.

Possession of a, of a graffiti tool.

-[Elliot] Huh. -[Jackie laughs]

Jelliot, Jelliot...

[door rattles]

[Tiggy] Layna! I missed you, sister! Mmm!

I feel bad I made you turn around. I know you wanted to get down to Miami.

Yeah, what was the big emergency?

Just this last-minute work order for these bathroom fixtures.

Contractor couldn't wait. Paid well.

Honestly, if we were doin' better, I'd hire another driver.

Hell, I'd drive. But I can't leave the kids.

-I thought we were doing okay. -We will be.

'Cause I got a plan.

[chuckles] Oh, yeah, what's that?

We're gonna run drugs in from Buffalo to supply the Bowens.

Are you mental? Didn't Rick just go to jail for that?

Yeah, which is why there's an opening.

He already connected me to the Buffalo guys.

No way! Okay? I'm not driving drugs across the border!

Sissy face. What's the big deal?

You already did it.

I crossed the border with that?

Ken, he let you through without checking, right?

Buffalo pays him to look the other way. It's called a route.

Come on, hold on, calm down. Buffalo is good with this.

We just need to get the Bowens on board and--

They don't know about this yet?

I may have done things a little out of order, but it's fine. I'm on it.

Jesus, Tiggy.

Hey. Point is, it's up to me now.

We're in charge of the product. We're in charge of everything.

We get those assholes to do things our way.

No violence, no guns.

We make money, not problems.

Once we're in the clear, we get out of the game.

[sucks on teeth]

Hey, boss lady...

You're creeping. Creeping means you say you want somethin'.

This have anything to do with Lakyn Pepper?

Who told you about that?

Mama got eyes in the back of her head.

Yeah, okay, cool. Um, so, I just need to put her in a safe house.

Safe houses are for carded informants only.

I would card her now if I could, but she's already been exposed as a snitch.

Next time look before you leap! Anyway, ROPE Squad is already using it.

Boss, she's either in there or... or she hanging from a fence

with Cisco's initials carved in her forehead. You want that?

What have I told you about graphic descriptions before I eat?

Speaking of which, can you read this extremely tiny,

-extremely blurry lettering? -[exhales]

Yeah, just... put it on high for a minute.

[microwave beeps]

Okay, you have exactly one minute to convince me why I need to protect

somebody that Keegan was either too lazy or too selfish to card.

Okay, fine. Lakyn is a vulnerable, cooperative

member of our community and, and--

She's in trouble. Look at this.

She took this picture at Cisco's place. He's got a ton of weapons in there.

Okay? I just need to keep her hidden until I can bust him on the guns.

Except that's not your department.

If you wanna bust him on guns, go see Guns & Gangs.

-Oh, please! -[microwave beeps]

Do not make me work with her again.

Oh, I thought this was about Lakyn.

Share the sandbox. Go see Wazowski,

because we do not operate by Keegan's playbook. End of story.

-For real, though? -[door closes]

[exhales]

[sighs]

Aww, look at you guys.

I heard your pistachio play went sideways.

I blame that nutcase right there.

Well, the bright side is, I just got a tip about a pile of guns

at a stash house at 145 North Ridge. Tenant is a dealer named Cisco.

Cisco? Do you mean Chad Payne?

One and the same.

Check this out.

-Hmm? -Oh, my God.

Ah, so, is this "pecan" your curiosity?

-Who owns the house? -I don't know, some numbered company.

Okay. If we can confirm there's guns inside, we can get a warrant,

and that warrant is gonna give us all the information that we need.

Exactly what I'm thinkin'. Huh? Great minds.

So what do you say, wanna go for a ride?

No, no, no, nope, nope, nope, she's got paperwork to do.

"Nuttin'" you can't handle, eh, Barry?

Oh, ho-ho, ho! Ha-ha!

Oh, I guess I'll "cashew" ladies later.

-Yeah, it's "nut" bad but... -Keep on working on those puns

-while we're gone, okay? -All right, yeah.

Yeah, I'll show you. I got nothing but nuts.

[indistinct chatter, laughter]

-Shh, shh. -[whispers] Quiet, Duff.

-What do you see? -Um...

[whispering] ladies... some gentlemen...

[gasps] Cisco.

Do you see drugs? Do you see guns?

Ah, no, just a bunch of idiots with iPads and drugs.

I don’t see-- Gu--!

[loud crash]

What's all this--

[dog barking]

[guns cocking]

Yo, Cisco, fam.

It must have been raccoons, still. Those things are everywhere.

[man] Bam! Plug that little bandit.

Yeah, I hate those.

All right, get inside.

[Cisco] Did you drink the entire bottle?

I leave for one second, you take the bottle.

[chatter resumes]

There's like half of Stockwood in there.

I told you.

-Shh! You shush! -You shush! Don't tell me to shush!

[Duff] Yes, sir, I understand it's late,

but Judge Novak, this is really important.

We have a suspect that we are moments aw-- Okay, um...

I understand. I understand.

Yes, we'll give you a call first thing in the m--

Morning. Goodnight.

No, it's past his bedtime. He's probably strapped into his CPAP for the night.

-[groans] -Um...

speaking of which...

Look, I hate to ask you this and it's pretty late, but...

Do you mind if I spend the night?

-Of course! Yes. -Oh.

Oh, my God-- This is gonna-- This could be fun.

It will be fun. It's a ladies' night.

-♪ Ladies' night, ladies' night ♪ -You're scary.

♪ Ladies' night, ladies' night Gettin’ down, gonna get down, la-- ♪

Guess what's in my fridge? I'm gonna tell you what's in there,

a melon that is begging to be wrapped in some prosciutto.

This is gonna be really-- Well, you should've-- Just don't even feel--

Oh. Elliot, hi. Just letting you know

that mom has a guest over, an overnight guest. Hello?

Yeah, I-I'm just watching a movie and going to bed, okay?

Yeah, that's great. Okay, night, sweetie.

Who's down there with her?

I don't know, it's gotta be another cop or something.

She doesn't really have friends like that, so...

Oh.

[movie playing faintly on laptop]

I just-- I'm just gonna go to the washroom.

Yeah, go. She's not gonna come up until she goes to bed.

[chuckles] She's like a robot. It's just down the hall.

Okay.

[Duff] Hey.

[Wazowski] Wow, I mean, it's been a long time since I've had a sleepover.

Now listen, you might not like meat-wrapped fruit,

but how 'bout some vegetable-wrapped cheese?

So, when were you planning on going to bed?

Did you wanna play a game? Remember this one?

-Oh, my God. -Light as a feather, stiff as a board,

light as a feather, stiff as a board...

[Duff] You know, I hate to be rude, 'cause this is your place,

-but can you get off the couch? -[Wazowski] Oh, yeah, I mean, yes,

because it's a big day tomorrow.

-[Duff] Sure, yeah. -[Wazowski] I think

that once we raid Cisco's stash house,

it's gonna lead us straight to the Bowens.

Yeah. We'll get Cisco, seize whatever he's got,

put a big hole in his op and save Lakyn.

And the rest of them yahoos are goin' down.

[Wazowski on recording] I think that once we raid Cisco's stash house,

it's gonna lead us straight to the Bowens.

They're raiding the Bowens' stash house? Where? When--

Don't know. Jackie said it's that dump on North Ridge.

I guess it's a good thing you didn't partner with those guys.

Are you kidding me?

This is exactly what we needed to get them to partner with me.

See if Randy's so quick to turn me down now.

God, I hate you.

This is very interesting.

[Lakyn] Um, no, it's not.

Can we go get something to eat?

That's what DoorDash is for. You stay here, you stay safe.

Well, I'm bored, and I don't see the point 'cause this isn't even a safe house.

Only boring people get bored and yes, it is.

You're a bad liar. That's a Spanish guitar.

Usually, these places are just four walls and a crap couch.

Just don't-- [sighs] Don't touch anything and stop snooping.

[chuckles] You stop snooping.

I'm not snooping, I'm, uh... I'm appreciating.

What's that? Oh! Duff's house.

-Knew it. -No, it's just a picture of her.

-It's official police business. -That the official police designer

used to decorate the official police safe house? No.

No. That's the team she and Keegan coached,

Mad Skillz Basketball.

I know, 'cause I gave Keegan the idea for the name.

What do you mean?

[clicks tongue] That's my son, Milo. He was on the team.

Oh, yeah? Where's Milo now?

[clicks tongue] Can I use your phone? I just gotta sort somethin' out.

[sniffs]

You're not calling Cisco.

He'll have calmed down by now.

I don't wanna fight with him anymore.

It'll just take a sec. I'll apologize for yelling, and...

And what, get locked in a bathroom again? Or worse?!

[scoffs] You don't get it. Me and him are like a roller coaster.

It's good, it's bad, it's good, but that's love.

No, I do get it, actually.

But if somebody is hurting you,

you need to move on.

I don't want to.

If I apologize, he'll be cool.

Lakyn...

he's not gonna be cool.

[scoffs]

Okay. Yes, okay. ETF is ready. We're on TAC Channel 5.

Did you get the warrant?

Yeah, about that. Seems that Judge Novak is at his cottage.

-Ooh! Are you kidding me?! -No, I am not.

Look, I'm trying to get him on a video chat right now.

[Novak through video] Hel-hel...

-Hello? -Hello?

Judge Novak, are you there?

[groans] I think his screen is frozen.

-Or he had a stroke. -Shh, he can hear you.

[Novak] Hello? Hello? Hi, ladies!

So, uh, where are the detectives?

-Oh, that's-- [laughs] -[Novak laughs]

I wasn't sure if this was a meeting or if you two were camgirls.

Are you on mute?

'Cause that was supposed to be a joke.

Okay, I'm a little curious as to what he's talking about, aren't you, detective?

No, I am not, because we're on such a tight schedule.

We emailed you over a warrant, if we could just get your signoff.

Good to know you gals have a sense of humor.

I don't wanna get me-too'd over workplace banter here.

-Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! -What are you--

How do I move this video chat to, uh, get into my email?

-Just you-you minimize it right? -My God. Just swipe.

-No-no-no, minimize it. -No, just swipe.

-Listen to what I'm saying, swipe-- -You have to minimize it.

-Oh! That's great! -Fine!

[Duff fake laughs]

Oh, that's a very interesting perspective, Judge Novak.

[fake laugh]

I mean, throwing our entire gender under the bus.

Are you kidding me right now?

-No, I'm not kidding you right now. -I was playing a role.

Do you know what that's like? I think you would because

you're an undercover cop and you wear costumes all the time.

Every time I see you, you're somebody different.

-Whoa, whoa, whoa. -What?

-Do not call them costumes ever, ever. -Costume.

[whispers] Costume.

-Why aren't you moving?! -It's a funeral procession!

[honks horn]

-I am so sorry! -Can you move, please?!

-You have to stop! Don't do that! -Why aren't they moving?

Maybe you can't drive fast if you're sad.

That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. Who says that?

I don't know, speed turns sadness into anger.

[chuckles] Oh, my gosh. We've got us a poetess over here, huh?

-Maybe. Maybe you do. -Snap, snap. A real feminist poetess.

-That's right, yes, I am. -Yeah, right.

-Maybe not a feminist poetess. -I am feminist poetess!

-Liar! -I'm a feminist. I'm a feminist!

-Really? How did I not know that? -Yes.

-I don't know how. -You just care about women's rights?

-Yes. -Me too, hashtag time's up...

-Yes, I do. -Right.

Are you ever gonna let this judge thing go?

No, I'm not.

[police radio chatter]

Ready?

The house is just past this structure.

Huh? What?

You guys sure this is the place?

Where the hell did the house go?

Mercedes, baby...

-Hey! -Wake up, it's--

-What do you want? -A thank-you...

for moving your stash house before the cops raided it, like we discussed.

Why'd you move the whole thing in the first place?

-It's a mobile home. -I know.

Plus, you said it was filled to the rafters

with drugs and guns and questionable DNA.

It is. I only said that 'cause I wanted you to clean it.

[laughs]

Well, I didn't clean it. I moved it.

And now you don't know where it is.

[Hamm] We pulled all the highway closed-circuit TV footage

from the Don Valley as well as the QEW. Nothing, yet.

But on the bright side, we now know who owns the house.

Registered to a Bowen Arrow Holding Company, AKA Randy Bowen.

They probably hauled it away on a flatbed.

There was eight parallel tire tracks.

How did they even know that we were raiding it? You guys were there yesterday.

That house wasn't going anywhere. Somebody had to have warned them.

Where's your girl Lakyn right now? 'Cause obviously she likes to talk.

I don't know. I'll find her. I'll find her.

But her tip was good.

Whatever was in there was worth carting away. Huh?

We'll find the house. All right?

-What? She didn't tell Cisco. -How do you know?

Because Naz has been sitting on her since we found her at the motel.

What? Where?

[exhales]

[phone line rings]

-[Naz on phone] Yeah. -Hey, let me talk to Lakyn.

Yeah, sure. Hey, but later, can we talk about your...

bath bombs?

[snickers] I did not picture you as a soaker.

Not that I was picturing you in the tub or anything like that.

Okay, stop going through my stuff.

It was in plain view. Come on. Lakyn?

Lakyn? Oh, no.

Naz? What? Where is she?

I was in the can for two minutes. I don't know.

[groans] I should have known she'd pull one over on you.

What if Cisco finds her?

She's probably looking for him.

She didn't have a phone, so I don't know how she would have--

Did you unplug the landline?

I'm sorry... landline?

-Who has a landline anymore? -[Duff] I do. I have a landline.

Oh, I do. I also have a landline. I mean, what if the power goes out?

What if the grid goes down?

All these people trying to make calls with their wrist are gonna

come to my house and make a phone call on my good old fashioned Ma Bell.

[Naz] Like Cisco talking into his headphones and all the tech.

Wait a minute... that's it. That's it.

His phone location is turned off but those headphones have GPS.

We track those, we find Cisco and Lakyn and maybe the stash house.

Let's go.

[Layna] Why do you think this is a good idea?

[Tiggy sighs] Because I don't do favors for free.

Wipe everything down before we leave.

Disgusting.

I feel like I've lost my virginity in here.

-What a dirtbag. -[gasps] Lay!

[laughs] Jackpot.

Oh, my God.

Leave the guns.

But they'll be worth money.

I don't want them, all right? I got kids in the house.

Plus, if the cops do find this stash,

it'll get Randy put away for a good long while.

-[tires squeal] -Get down!

[car approaches]

[Cisco] I told you, we got Pauley to follow Tiggy.

[Lakyn] Who the hell are all these women? You don't get to keep lying to me!

-Who is Pauline and why is-- -Pauley! Pauley, my cousin!

My cousin, he's helping us clear the house.

What, you think I'm stupid or something, huh?

-I never shoulda called you! -You wanna call the cops again?

Yeah, why don't you call the cops again, see what happens?

-Yeah, maybe I will. -Lakyn? Lakyn!

Yeah, so when we met Cisco for the buy, he had a ton of gadgets on him.

Smart watch, ear buds, I mean, the guy was like half robot, half idiot.

Yeah, and entirely missing, so...

And you want me to crack his "Find My" app

to find out where his devices are at?

Well, I figure you techies in Fraud Squad gotta be good for something.

I can try to figure out where he is,

but how is that gonna help you find a stash house if he's not there?

Well, I saw some iPads in there. Can you track those?

I mean, how many iPads do you need to leave the house with?

Any criminal with half a brain is gonna turn off his location, so...

Well, it's a good thing he's a half idiot.

[scoffs] Okay, what's his date of birth?

Uh, ten twenty-two ninety-one.

[keyboard clacking]

[Duff whispers] You smell so good. Amazing...

I don't know why I'm doing you this favor

when you haven't returned my texts in two days.

What are you talking about? I've been busy.

Plus, I'm not trying to get in some back and forth communication

with you all the time. That's not what we're doing.

You know what? There's nothing wrong with simple manners, Kell.

Can you keep your voice down?

I think I left my charger at your place.

-I just wanted to know if you'd seen it. -Oh, my God!

Hi, just-- I'm sorry, it's just that [whispers] this is right in front of me.

Is this Nonna my business?

I don't know what you're talking about.

I do. Hi, I'm Sam, really nice to meet you. You must be Nonna.

[train horn blows]

[keys jangle]

Thought you might get some funny ideas after our last little tit-a-tat.

It's tête-à-tête, dumbass.

You're the dumbass, Tigg, thinking you could steal from us.

Did you really think Cisco and I wouldn't find you?

We know people. You're an idiot!

[clangs]

[thuds]

See? Who needs guns?

[sirens]

There's, like, a few guns, no drugs.

[Naz] No Cisco, no Lakyn.

I mean, why would they go through the trouble of moving a whole house

if there's barely anything inside?

[Hamm] Maybe Randy Bowen got here before we did, cleaned it out.

Found his wallet in a ditch.

Oh, great, just what I always wanted. Randy Bowen's Bonus Rewards Card.

Think you could transfer them onto mine? Get something outta today.

Yeah, get yourself something frilly, Wazowski.

[Cisco, muffled] Lakyn, baby, I'm sorry!

Lakyn, open the door! [banging]

[banging] Crazy bitch! Lakyn...

-[door screeches] -[Naz] Police! Hands up!

[Wazowski] Come out nice and slow! Put your hands on your head!

I said put your hands on your head!

-[Cisco] I knew you were a cop. -Where the hell is Lakyn?

I don't know. That crazy bitch chased me in there,

-she headbutted-- -[Lakyn] I'm not the bitch!

Yeah, you are, you're a crazy bitch.

You can't even shoot me, that's a bitch move.

-[officer] Easy, easy, hey! -Put it down, Lakyn.

-Lakyn, put it down. -[Naz] Take it easy.

-Put it down, Lakyn. -You're a crazy bitch.

You're crazy, Lakyn.

We're done. She did that to herself. We're done.

Oh, yeah, you're done! And that's the last time you ever touch me, you asshole--

-It's okay. It's all right. It's okay. -[Lakyn crying]

Clear. I got her.

Yo, I dropped my earbuds, man. Those things are expensive.

[Wazowski] Yeah, they cost you your freedom.

-Mmm! -Mm-hm.

I did not realize how hungry I was.

-It's good, right? Yep. -Mm-hmm!

Hey, Duff, um...

I'm--

I'm really sorry about everything that happened.

Water under the bridge.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

You're the best.

You take care of yourself, all right? And say hi to that kid of yours for me.

Bye, Stooge.

Hey, can I talk to you for a minute?

[Keegan] Yeah.

Bye.

Don't worry, I'm gonna take her right up to her mother's front door.

Yeah, before.

Why didn't you card her?

Well, can't you see her? She couldn't handle that.

Any old cop just callin' her up and asking for stuff.

So now, I'm any old cop?

Ah, don't put that on me. You shouldn't have used her.

[sighs]

Look, I shouldn't have used her, either. All right?

Call you later. I wanna hear all about today.

I mean, how long you and me been trying to catch these guys for?

-Oof! Feels like forever. -[Keegan] Right?

You, don't get too comfy with this. You're just a temp.

-[laughs] -[engine starts]

Get off my car!

-Ahh... -[Naz scoffs]

-You okay? -Me? I'm fine.

You're the one who's going through my drawers and wallowing in self-pity.

[scoffs] Well. I, uh... took your advice.

Got on this dating app over here and, uh, it's not going well.

I just kinda close my eyes and keep swiping right.

I don't know. Is that how it works? Or...

Mm-mm, keep your eyes open.

Something's been bothering me.

If Lakyn didn't tell Cisco or Randy that we were coming for their stash,

who did?

Your guess is as good as mine.

[sighs] He's still out.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh-- Oh, my God, did I kill him?

-[Tiggy] Calm down. -I think I killed him. I can't calm--

[Tiggy] Would you quit flapping your gums for a minute so I can think, okay?

Okay, it was him or us. Okay? We didn't have a choice.

Yeah, do we untie him, or--

[Tiggy] What? No!

We can't just keep him tied up forever.

What are we gonna do with him, Tigg?

Whatever we have to.

["Become" by Locals Only Sound]

♪ Oh, no, oh, no ♪

[box, keys clatter on table]

♪ Oh, no, oh, no ♪

[slices]

♪ Oh, no, oh, no ♪

Hm.

♪ You show me your love Then take it away ♪

[bag rustles]

♪ I've always been one for The pushing of change ♪

♪ But I've never been one for The taking of pain ♪

♪ No-oh-oh ♪

♪ She's pretty as they come Oh, no ♪

♪ You make it far too easy for me Baby do you see... ♪

[Wazowski] Thank you so much for dinner.

Also, you cleaned the house. What is it, Mother's Day?

Nope, just in a good mood.

Well, thank you so much.

♪ And darling you could fall asleep With me this is my situation ♪

♪ Let me see how far you need to go ♪

♪ Let me hold you closer ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm hating getting older ♪

♪ And before I have to go Just know ♪

♪ I'll become the one you used to know ♪

♪ She's pretty as they come Oh, no ♪

♪ Do you see what I've become Oh, no, oh, no ♪

[theme music playing]