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I gotta make a change. Like, a big change.

'Cause I'm single, it's fine. I'm over 40.

And I'm soon to be an empty-nester, so, I just gotta make a bold move.

Yep, I'm gonna cut my hair.

You're probably one of those guys that thinks, "Oh, yeah,

all women should have long hair." But guess what, hon.

You get to a certain age and women, they do not care.

They do not care what you think.

Long hair, top tip, it drags your face down.

It gets all up in your mouth, you know.

You have no idea what it's like, chewing your own hair.

The strange things is, though, you know what, when I was a kid,

I used to chew on my hair all the time, I didn't think it was disgusting at all.

Okay, I have a theory. Hair attached to your head

is just not as disgusting as hair detached from your head.

Because if a hair attached to your head, it gets in your mouth,

you're like... [blows raspberry] "What? I don't care. Is that even there?"

Would you ever take a wad of hair from a brush? It could be your hair...

-[Hamm] Stop talking. -...your lover's hair, a dog hair.

-Please stop talking. Please stop. -There could be a pubic hair in there.

-Stop talking! -And would you eat it? No, you wouldn't.

-Okay, fine, it's just my... -Please!

I don't wanna get in the way of your equal rights here.

-Thank you. -But, trust me...

I happen to like a woman with a hairy armpit.

-Okay. -Okay, but, long hair on a lady...

makes them seem, oh, I don't know, more attractive.

-What?! -Did you bring coffee?

-Obviously. Here. -[Hamm sighs]

-Look at Miss Piggy. All right? -Okay.

She was a pig. But that hair! [chuckles approvingly]

Okay, okay. Eyes on the seller.

Look at this. Same time, same bench.

-[Hamm] Makes our job easier. -[camera shutter clicking]

Okay. Here we go.

Ten bucks says that's his runner.

Why aren't you in school, young man?

-[camera shutter clicking] -[indistinct chatter]

-[Sam] What's this now? -[Hamm] What's she doing?

-Get outta there. -[Sam] Uh-oh.

I know you got a little extra change in those pockets.

Come on. Come on. A little extra change. Please have a heart.

All right, yeah. Extra change. Here.

-Take it. Get outta here. -Yeah! That's what I'm talkin' about!

Yeah! Oh! Ooh! Ow! Ooh, somethin's bitin' me!

-Ooh, my neck! I think it's a spider! -What the hell?!

There's nothing there, lady!

What?!

-Ah! -Hey!

[grunts] Ah!

-No, no... Oh! This is not happening! -[door closes]

Hey, you! Get back here!

-Stop! -Lady!

[ ♪ "Papa's Got a Brand-New Pigbag" playing]

-You've gotta drop the bag! -Hey! Lady!

Hey! I'm gonna get it for you. I'm a sprinter.

-I almost went to the Olympics! Hello! -Hey!

-[tires screech] -[horn honks]

-[horns honking] -Sorry.

Get away from me! Are you crazy!

-Give me the bag! -It's not your bag!

-[grunts] -Ow!

Bitch, what's your problem?!

Whoa! Ah!

I don't really love the b-word.

'Scuse me! Oh! Pardon me!

Ma'am, if you give me the bag, I will buy you lunch!

Get off of me, lady!

-What is wrong with you?! -[grunts]

-Give me the bag! -No! Give me the bag!

-Wait! -Gimme... get off me!

-No! -Who are you?!

-Give me the bag! -Give me the bag!

Why don't you both let it go, huh?

Hey, I told you that I was gonna get this bag for you, didn't I?

And I did. Here, take it.

Detective Samantha Wazowski, Guns & Gangs.

-Hands in the air, nice and slow. -You're a cop?

-You're a cop?! -That's right.

And I'm the best damn cop that you ever...

Put it down, lady! Now!

Oh.

I'll take those groceries, thanks.

I don't think so!

Detective Kelly Duff, Drug Squad, and those groceries are comin' with me.

Oh, my God, I had no idea. That's incredible.

I am Detective Samantha Wazowski, Guns & Gangs. I just said that.

I think it's so weird that we haven't met yet.

Do you mind if I get back to arresting this guy?

-No, I don't. -Drop the gun!

Turn around! Put your hands on your head!

[handcuffs click]

Got you now. [chuckles]

No-no-no-no, those are comin' with me. You can drop it.

Listen, we both know there's not, like, groceries in here, right?

I think there is roughly, let me see... Oh, okay,

one and a half kilos of cocaine.

Let's have a little look-see, shall we?

We have... oh, half a key of coke. Yes, please.

Oh, hundred grams of... cheesies, and then, there's just one and a half--

It's a kilogram of hamburger meat, but that actually

adds up to one and a half, so I am still right.

Hey, we got one!

What are you, 12?

-No, it's okay. -No, you can let go.

No, no, I have it already. Just let me, I don't mind.

[both straining]

[ ♪ "You Could Have Been a Lady" playing]

-[door opens] -[Sam] Davis Dubman.

-[door closes] -Dubman, I like it.

It's a fun name to say.

Listen, I am so sorry to pull you away from your meeting with Rafi Bowen,

but on the bright side, you and I, we're gonna get a chance to talk.

-[Davis] Who's Rafi? -Rafi.

The youngest of the three Bowen brothers,

Stockwood's main back end for the narcotic known as...

cocaine.

-Which I specialize in. -I was just meeting a friend.

Detective Duff, it's okay. You know what, I have got this.

-Mm. -Um, Mr. Dubman,

let's get real. You are a member of the Stockwood crew.

-I'm not part of any crew. -How 'bout "gang"? Is that better?

A network of associates who make their money by conducting illegal activity,

which constitutes a gang, in my eyes. My eyes being all the eyes that matter.

For the record, my eyes also matter,

-and what I was thinking was... -Here's what I'm thinking is...

[sniffs]

Thank you.

There's a bunch of fish in the Stockwood pond.

There's big fish, there's small fish. There's piranhas and there's guppies.

These are the piranhas, the Bowen brothers.

Randy Bowen, Steph Bowen.

Piranhas aren't big fish, they're actually small fish.

But they are ferocious, though, even more so because they swim in schools,

otherwise known as gangs.

If you wanna get technical, their gang is called a shoal.

What are you, an expert on fishing, Detective?

I grew up visiting my Uncle Travis on Lake Simcoe,

and believe me, I have spent many an hour on a lake.

Mm-hm. Obviously not catching piranhas.

Correct, I was catching smelts. Are you a smelt, Davis?

I'm cool with piranha, actually.

Yeah, course you are, 'cause you think you're a tough guy,

but too bad, you are a guppy. And what I wanna know is,

who is the shark? And my money is on Steph Bowen. Am I right?

See, when we "caught" you, you went from being...

Guppy to fish food. You're gonna go to prison, where a shoal of piranhas

are gonna eat you alive. Either way, ta-da,

I am the fisherwoman, I am throwing you a worm.

You work with us to get the Bowens off the street and I'm gonna make you a deal.

Sorry, lady. I don't work for any Bowens.

-[exhales] -[door buzzes open]

-[exhales] Excuse me. -[police chatter]

-I am asking you to stand down... -[Kelly scoffs]

...and to stop meddling in my investigation.

No, you are meddling in my investigation. I was building my case.

Arresting these low-level guys too quickly puts a ticking clock

on the entire operation, alerting everyone that we're moving in.

Just... Put the bar code down.

-[door buzzes] -Um, I can do it myself.

Listen, what I am thinking is that you're...

Well, you're just new around here.

No, nope, not new at all. I was undercover for four months,

and now I'm back. And clearly, while I was gone,

they let you nerds into the building.

Guns & Gangs. We aren't nerds, FYI, we have street teams just like you.

We're street savvy and we're business smart,

and that's why we get the office with the windows.

[Kelly] These windows everywhere, people all up in your business.

See, we in Drug Squad like to keep things a bit more covert.

Course you do. Guns & Gangs like transparency,

versus Drug Squad, who like secretly fudging the rules.

-I didn't fudge any rules. -You stole Rafi's drugs.

If you knew he was selling, you should've arrested him.

Rafi's barely a player. Arresting him wasn't my goal.

I was operating in the gray zone-- a discretionary zone,

thank you, which Drug Squad uses to get the job done.

You know what?

In this day and age, we need to forego the gray zone

and we have to lean into those rules.

You know, in many cases, Karen,

rules don't serve the best interest of the people.

-Did you just call me a Karen? -Is that all you heard?

My arrests are clean and my convictions hold up.

The Saints, does that ring any bells? The little guy, he turns

and he testifies on his boss, and Billy Braymore gets life in prison.

-That was you? -Yeah, and it was completely by the book.

Now, I'm gonna take down the Stockwood gang.

-[Kelly scoffs] -I am like Marie Kondo,

cleaning up the streets, one gang at a time.

[Kelly] Who in the hell made this banana?

I guess technically God, or a god, made the banana.

Isn't that adorable? She thinks God made the banana.

Why would God make such a difficult banana?

Test your patience. You just failed.

Naz, let's get an arrest warrant for Rafi Bowen, 2600 Cochran Court.

-I'll get Tactical for backup. -Hey,

if you are arresting Rafi Bowen, I'm going to be there.

Mm, mm-mm.

Excuse me, I'm sorry, is this your partner?

-No. -Yeah.

No, look, I gave up on partners, all right?

I work with any one of these yahoos, it doesn't matter.

I choose to work with this yahoo in particular

'cause he keeps his mouth shut and does what I tell him.

Yeah, I actually do a whole bunch of stuff around here. I'm pretty useful...

-[sighs heavily, snaps fingers] -I'll get the car.

Mm-hm.

What are you... Oh, no. No, we are not finished discussing...

-We are. Hey, put Bob on. -Okay.

[Kelly] Yeah, I'm looking for a team to meet me at a take-down.

Mm-hmm.

Hello, can I just have just two seconds, please...

-...Commander Shanks? -Mm-hm?

Eye contact.

I would like to file a complaint, of sorts.

Is this a formal complaint, like do I have to do an official investigation?

Or are you just doing your thing again?

It's not a formal complaint, but what I am doing, is I am airing grievances.

-Mm. -So, here we go.

Commander, I know I don't need to remind you that Guns & Gangs

were brought into the Organized Crime Enforcement building specifically

to facilitate more cooperative multi-divisional investigations.

I also don't need to remind you that Guns & Gangs

are part of many high-level gang operations,

of which Drug Squad is not a part.

You just wasted 30 seconds telling me things that you're not gonna remind me of.

Okay, one month ago, three victims were killed in a Stockwood drive-by.

-I am aware. -Yeah, and since then,

I have been zeroing in on the Stockwood players,

working my proven, meticulous five-point system. I finally find my way

into this case, only to find one of your Drug Squad detectives

is trying to take it away from me. Kelly someone, she...

Kelly Duff. She's a great cop.

She was working undercover for a few months.

She was on the De Angelis case.

Oh, what, Jeff Keegan's play? Okay, well, that definitely explains a lot.

-Come again? -I would like to bring to your attention

that she called me a Karen.

Only a Karen would report that.

Copy that. I was this close to arresting Rafi Bowen, that's Steph Bowen's brother.

Obviously, his connections are huge. So, what I am asking you is this...

Please, would you let me, please, accompany Detective Duff

on Rafi's formal arrest, as say...

[stammers] partners.

Okay, fine. Just try not to be so annoying.

[Kelly] Can you imagine working in the synthetic suit she was wearing?

Maybe like doing yoga in a denim jumpsuit.

[scoffs] I can't imagine you doing yoga.

Eat me. I've done yoga.

No, no. I've done yoga is not I do yoga.

Mm-mm. I never said I do yoga, I'm saying I wouldn't do it in jeans.

-[over radio] Twenty seconds out. -Copy that.

...running around with polyester pants, climbing in my... Ho!

Je... Jesus!

[power window whines]

Might as well be waving a flag-- "Police bust here!"

All right, I'll handle it. You stay outta the way.

Watch and learn how we do it, pant suit.

Police, open up!

Rafi Bowen, we have a warrant for your arrest!

[pounding on door]

Right, let's go!

[groans]

[officer] Front room, clear.

[officer 2] Clear.

[officer 3] Clear.

[officer 4] Bedroom, clear.

Gun!

-What's goin' on? -There's a kid in there with a gun.

Step out with your hands in the air! Slowly!

Slowly!

Put the gun down! Slowly!

Slowly!

You need to put that gun down!

[Sol] Rafi left me in charge.

-[whispers] A kid! -You have to leave.

-You need to put the gun down, now! -[Bob] Put the gun down!

[Kelly] Hey! Wait! Wait! Muzzles down! Muzzles down!

Muzzles down.

It's all right.

Hey, it's just me, that's all.

How do you know Rafi?

He's Jackie's boyfriend.

Okay, who's Jackie?

My sister!

Give us a little space, all right?

-[Bob] Duff, get outta there. -No, 'cause Rafi said that...

I'm sorry, what's your name again?

-[Sol] Not saying! -Cool.

Rafi said that Not Saying is in charge and he wants us to leave.

-So, we're gonna leave. -[Sam] Not until he puts the gun down.

He's going to put it down when we leave.

[Sam] No. Duff!

Look, I don't care what you think you're supposed to do right now,

drop your guns and back away!

It's all you.

[door closes]

You don't have authority here, Duff.

You boys are way too jacked-up right now, for my liking.

-And it's my arrest! -There's a little boy in there

-with a gun, and another little boy. -I know that.

Yeah? He could shoot himself in the foot. He could lose his foot.

You could lose your job, we could all lose our jobs, and our feet, or worse!

[Bob] You're gonna have to step aside and let me handle this.

Hey-hey! Bob. Just give me two minutes, all right,

and if it doesn't work, you can do it your way.

[police radio chatter]

[sighs]

It's just me.

[door opens]

Hey, can we talk a second?

-You can't come in. -I know.

I'm gonna stay right here, okay?

Is this okay?

Wow!

You are doin' a great job, you hear me?

I mean, Rafi picked the right kid to watch his spot. He did.

You know, when I was your age, I was left in charge, too.

But I was always scared.

I didn't have a gun.

I had to learn to defend myself.

You know what I'm thinkin'? I'm thinkin' you could protect

this whole place, all on your own without that gun.

Because real heroes, they don't hurt people

to get what they want. Right?

And-and I know you're not trying to hurt anyone.

I know that, I can tell that.

And no one here wants to see you hurt yourself.

So, here's what I'm thinkin'... If you give me that gun,

we'll make all this go away.

You promise?

Yeah, I do.

-[door latch clicks] -Careful not to point that at me.

Thank you.

[exhales]

[exhales]

[siren chirps]

Hi. Hey! What is this? What's goin' on here?

It's an official police investigation.

-[girl] What's it about? -Do you live around here?

No. No-no-no, I was just driving by.

[car pulls away]

-Hey. -Hey.

-House is clean. -What?

-Yeah. -No, no, no.

That kid believed he was left in charge, Duff.

I mean, he gotta be left in charge of something.

[ladder clanking]

-Duff. -Mm.

Can you tell me again why you think Rafi's barely a player?

I really, really want you to review your theory.

Okay, you found somethin' up there that contradicts my theory?

You wanna rub it in my face?

You know, you're really taking all the fun out of this.

We have... one, two, three... Oh, four keys of cocaine and...

Ooh-wee, look at this,

two Smith & Wesson 1911s.

So, I guess technically, ugh, this comes over to Guns & Gangs, so...

-So sorry. -Yep.

[Sam] It was really, really nice working with you.

Bye!

All right, Guns & Gangs, let's see what you got.

Um, Mr. Gray, are you aware that you left your son alone

in the residence of a known drug dealer?

Of course not, I-I left him with my stepdaughter.

-What's your stepdaughter's name? -Jackie.

Jackie, we know that already. Can you ask him about Rafi Bowen?

I get Sol every second weekend,

and I try to take that time off work but I got an emergency call.

Oh, aren't you a good dad?

-[Sam] What do you do for work? -[Rick] Welding, mostly.

Listen, I'd like to see my boy, he must be so scared.

-He's with a social worker. -He should be with me.

-I'm his mother, Tiggy Sullivan. -Miss Sullivan, I'm Detective...

God damn it, Rick! He pulled a gun on the cops!

It's Jackie's fault for leavin' him!

-You pawned him off on Jackie! -Hi! Yes, can you take a seat, please.

Take a seat. Who has custody of Sol?

Oh, that would be me. Rick's a recreational dad.

Look, I got called into work. I didn't have a choice.

[Tiggy] I never knew anyone who worked so much who earned so little.

-He does not need to be here. -[scoffs] Good!

Right, course now, she didn't ask him about Rafi Bowen!

Mr. Gray, do you know Rafi Bowen?

[Rick] Who's that? Jackie's new dude?

Apparently. This week.

Never met him. Can I go see my son?

[door buzzes]

Don't think you're leaving here with Sol.

Miss Sullivan, are you aware that Rafi Bowen

is an affiliate of the Stockwood gang?

Rafi? No, he's not.

Is he?

You think I'd leave her alone with him if I knew that?

Can you please show me a photo of Jackie?

Your daughter was on the scene when we detained your son,

and she didn't identify herself. Can you please tell me where she is.

[voice breaking] I've been trying her, she won't answer.

And now the tears.

I can't keep track of her. It's hard to wrangle an 18-year-old.

I know what it's like, I have a 17-year-old son, so...

[Tiggy] The minute she calls, I'm gonna haul her ass in here.

You have my full cooperation.

Can we have your number, please?

Sullivan Logistics.

[Tiggy] Glamorous, right?

Two kids, different dads.

Running my dead father's trucking company.

Is Sol gonna be in trouble?

[Sam] Well, he's ten, so...

he'll be fine.

[car alarm beeping]

[closes door]

[loud party music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

Elliot!

Excuse me. Hello, where are your clothes?

-Upstairs. -Whoever you are,

can you go and put them on, please?

-They're wet from the pool. -We do not have a pool. Henry...

-Henry! -Hm?

What are you doing? You have to turn the flame down.

Elliot, it is Taco Tuesday, do you remember?

Elliot!

-Elliot. -Home slice.

Hi, you are not supposed to have people over without telling me first.

I know, I'm s... They were just already here, so...

Elliot James Wazowski, would you like me to bring down the capital G?

-The goose? -[huffs]

-The ganja? -Mnh-mnh.

-The ganja? [laughs] -Oh, my gosh, no.

I mean, grounded. That is [laughing] what I mean!

-She's gonna pull out her gun! Do it! -Don't do that in front of your friends!

Listen, everybody, I want you out now. Please, go.

-Okay. -Go. Everybody, let's go!

Okay, thank you. Elliot, not you.

-I'm sleepin' at Dad's. -It's Taco Tuesday.

Hey, okay, well, you have to clean up the kitchen.

-Love you. -And don't forget the...

-[door closes] -These, the eyelashes.

[gags] Oh, geez.

[ ♪ funky music playing]

[ ♪ vocalist singing]

[text notifications]

Hello. [clears throat] Hello.

Hi, Mike. Oh.

I really like the sound of your voice, too, so...

[laughing] That's funny! No, I didn't bring my cuffs home with me.

Oh! Yes, what am I looking for in a relationship? Okay.

[crunches, mouth full] That's a very good question. Okay.

I am looking for camaraderie and companionship and the...

The... The intercourse is also on my list.

Tonight... Um... [stammers]

Like, I can't come to your house.

My house? Well, I just... That's not a very good idea,

although, you know what, you would have to be crazy to mess with a cop.

Okay, Mike, you can come over for one glass of wine,

and then, you leave when I say, and if you do anything weird,

I'm gonna do a straight arm takedown on you, because...

Totally, like, this is what people do. I mean, people are doing this.

This is like... This is definitely like a new era!

What do the kids say, they say YOLO!

So, 3287 Elm Street West. I will see you in 30 minutes.

No, I said before I didn't, uh... I did not bring the cuffs home with me.

You want me to what with my baton?!

Mike! You have crossed a line! And you have failed my test,

which is why I've given you the wrong address, buddy!

I actually live in Ajax in a super secure building with a very big alarm,

and don't you ever contact me again!

-[phone clatters on floor] -[exhales]

[breathing heavily]

[ ♪ "Movie Screen" by Tommy Newport playing]

[Kelly] Jackie Sullivan...

Okay.

[laughs]

Okay.

Hmm.

[crunches] Nine-oh-five...

s-s... [crunches]

-[phone ringing] -Twenty-two-thirty-six...

[whispers] nine-oh-five-s-s...

-[sighs] -[phone ringing]

Oh...

-[answers call] -Keegan.

-[Keegan] Hey. -What's up?

[Keegan] How was today?

I know you're going after Rafi Bowen, did you get him?

No, it was a... bit of a cluster. I-I'm on it.

[Keegan] Okay, well then, you can tell me about it over a beer.

I'm on my way over. Should be there in about 20.

Uh, no, um, I'm actually... not at home.

[Keegan] That's fine, I'll wait.

I-I'm still workin', um, not sure when I'll be home, but...

Why don't I give you a call tomorrow, all right?

-[Keegan] Okay, sounds good. -All right.

[doorbell rings]

Oh, God.

Uh... think, think, think. Uh...

[doorbell ringing]

[pounding on door]

Hey, Mike! I told you not to come here.

I know, I never should have given you my number!

-You need to go away, now! -[Kelly] Wazowski, it's me.

[snickers]

Tried to call you a few times, but your phone was off.

-Who's Mike? -I don't know who Mike is.

Mike's a lapse in judgment. What... What do you want?

[scoffs] A drink.

-Let's see... -[Sam] Yeah, help yourself.

-We did just meet today. -Uh, ever heard of beer?

Oh, well, I just rarely have people over, so...

No, this isn't "people over," it's a "pop by for a minute."

Yeah, but you did have to creep my address from OCE's personal database.

[cap clinks]

Oh, right. Yeah, of course.

Yeah, you're here for a bigger thank-you for today with the kid and the gun.

-Mm... -[Sam] That was really good.

Really... good. Thank you.

So, you'll admit that my handling of it, albeit in the gray zone,

was preferable?

See, you law-and-order cops are part of the problem.

Oh, come on, what, you're not law and order?

No, I'm serve and protect.

I admit, I have a hard time navigating the gray zone,

which is why, like, rules are so important to me.

Rules, and my meticulous five-point plan.

A five point plan? Oh, okay.

-[Sam] Can I ask you something? -Mm.

You know that youth-y play that you were working?

The one with Jeff Keegan.

I was just wondering if, like, that was considered the gray zone?

We got a million bucks worth of drugs off the street.

Yeah, but now he's under investigation for excessive use of force.

Well... he'll be cleared.

Hey, I get it.

I get it, we're trained to be loyal at all costs.

Especially women in the force.

You know, stop being a woman, start being a cop, and for you, well...

-You know... -What, that whole...

"I don't bleed black, I bleed blue" crap?

I'm sure it was even harder for you.

I would like you to know that...

I am aware of my privilege and-and I am an ally.

[laughs]

Well, let's get this woman a trophy.

[sniffs] Eight a.m. tomorrow, I'll pick you up.

Why?

Because Jackie Sullivan knows how to find Rafi,

and I know how to find Jackie Sullivan.

[door opens]

[door closes]

[car idling, horn honks]

Yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes-yes.

[engine revs]

Good morning.

-Cute car. -Thank you.

S--Where's your seatbelts?

[imitating muscle car engine] Let me hear this baby sing.

Oh, my gosh, you know what? I'm lovin' this. This is so nice.

Just being a passenger, you know.

It's just more high-status, being driven around, you know what I mean?

The driver's in charge.

That's weird, 'cause Obama didn't drive himself around.

So, are you saying that you're higher status than Obama?

I'm saying I'm higher status than you.

I'm the captain, you're the first mate. [chuckles]

[Sam] What are we doing here?

[Kelly] 9:05 SS.

Nine a.m., only she's 18, so I figure she'll be a little late.

Yeah, could you, like, stop with the code and fill me in like a grown-up adult.

JSULLYGRL posted a thumbs up and a heart emoji

on CRUNKBBOI's story last night with a 911,

locker 2236. He responded with a hashtag is yr birdie.

-Yeah, I'm no clearer. -[sighs]

Jackie's picking up drugs for Rafi from his locker number 2236,

-and the code to get in is her birthday. -It's like throwin' a dart at the wall.

If he wanted to leave her a message, why wouldn't he just DM her?

Maybe he wasn't sure she'd bite.

Now we got another shorty waitin' in line to pull up.

And... there she is.

[locker door rattles]

-Scorpio! Am I right? -[gasps]

-Ten-thirty-one-oh-one? God! -Um... Okay, no, it's not mine.

Must be a bitch being born on Halloween. Candy or presents?

-Candy or presents? -I totally get that.

I was born on December 25th.

[sighs heavily] Jackie Sullivan,

we're gonna need to talk about your boyfriend, Rafi Bowen.

I think you know more than you're telling.

I don't! I swear, I don't.

You left a nine-year-old boy alone in Rafi's house with a gun.

Rafi was nice to Sol. I wouldn't've left him there

if I knew he had kept a gun in his place.

Well, all I got to say is your mom was pretty pissed.

Mm-hmm, she was like the angriest mother that I've ever... seen. Okay.

You know, she had a hard time gettin' ahold of you.

But we managed to find you pretty quickly, collecting Rafi's backup stash.

Yeah, do you know Rafi's brothers, Randy Bowen, Steph Bowen?

Yeah, his brothers are assholes, they don't get along.

But you and Rafi are tight, hmm?

You cover for him, but he hangs you out to dry.

I can't deal. Why don't we just book her?

Really?

We can't help someone who doesn't want to help themselves.

I wasn't selling, I was picking up his stuff.

But the problem is, Detective Law and Order here.

-Facts are facts. -Oh, my God.

We found you with a significant amount of cocaine.

-Yeah. -Boom, ch, ch, ch...

That being said, though, Detective Loosey Goosey over here

has been bending my ear about the discretionary nature

of new world policing, so I don't know, maybe...

Oh, wait... I'm sorry.

Are you sayin' that we should cut her a deal?

What I am saying is, there is a world where Jackie could avoid

five years' jail time and a criminal record, you know,

if she cooperated and helped us find Rafi.

What do you think?

[scoffs]

[text notifications]

Uh, Jackie, I thought I was clear, he has to meet

at the parking lot at First and Dunlap, 7:00 p.m.

-That's what I'm doing. -No, it's not what you're doing.

Yeah, PiG is the parking garage behind the Giant Tiger

on Dunlap and First. Family Feud comes on at 7:00 p.m. Duh.

Oh, my God, whatever, he's never going to understand that.

Mm, I think he did.

All right, wait a second, guys. We don't know what we're walkin' into, here.

We gotta stay one step ahead. So, I'm thinkin'

-we put in a sniper. -[scoffs]

And I'm thinking shot to the head probably shouldn't be our strategy.

Yeah, Barry, remember that seminar we went to, Old School versus New School?

Fine. Fine! We'll do it the boring way, all right?

We'll put this narco in to stay close to the girl,

and we'll just wait for Rafi to show up.

So, do we have a plan or not?

-Yes, ma'am! I have got the plan. -Oh, I got a plan!

-Obama, you're driving. -Yep.

[keys clatter]

No, no, don't take the Gardiner this time of day, take Lake Shore.

-[phone rings] -Oh, hey, it's Elliot.

-Could you grab it, please? -Excuse me?

-Please. I said please. -[phone rings]

-Hey, sweetie, what's up? -[sighs]

-[Elliot] Hi, Mom, don't freak out, okay? -Okay, go on.

I-I got jumped. Totally not my fault, but you gotta come...

-Okay, where are you? -I'm at school.

I'm with the principal.

[Kelly] Whoa, what the hell, woman?!

I will be right there.

It is four o'clock. We gotta be in place by six.

You know what? You were right, the driver is in control.

[Kelly sighs]

He sounded fine on the phone, I don't know why you're panicking.

Because he's my son and he got jumped.

Well, can't the dad deal with this?

Oh, is that what dads do, swoop in like heroes when there's trouble?

Why don't you show me one of those fancy dads.

I take it your divorce didn't go smoothly.

Marriage didn't go smoothly.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God, Elliot!

-It's two days' suspension for this guy. -No, no, he was jumped.

Okay, well, Mom, look, this guy was a total asshole,

-all right? -No. No, he got into a fight.

It sounds like Tyler Fantino paid Elliot $300 for a pair of sneakers,

and never received said sneakers. So, they got into it.

That sounds really terrible. Um...

[quietly] Listen, is there anything we can do about the suspension?

It's just that this year is so important for Elliot's college future.

Oh, so it's Miss I-don't-break-the-rules until-my-son-gets-involved.

Uh, I'm sorry, who are you?

-This is my colleague. -Kelly Duff,

-You know what, fine. -Detective.

The suspension holds, but could you please send me Tyler's contact details

because I'm going to e-transfer the money out of Elliot's savings account.

-Okay, Elliot? -God.

-I want you to go straight home. -Yep.

Hey, look, he deserved it, okay?

I mean, he did the same thing to a bunch of my friends.

-Two wrongs don't make a right. -Look, I was leveling, okay?

[scoffs] I shouldn't be suspended for that.

So, your kid wants $300 and his sneakers? Are you kidding? Are we done?

You know what? It isn't on you to level, and did I pay for that shirt?

Uh, no. But, yo, can I have, like, $20 for food?

I didn't eat lunch.

Here. It's good for you, it has lots of fiber.

Let's go!

East end camera, pan left.

You weren't here, so I already made the assignments.

Jackie's wired, your boy Nazeer, here, is gonna get in as close as he can.

Morris and I are gonna cover the north end,

Jimbo and Pete are gonna cover the south.

Okay, hey, can you say your name for me?

-Jackie? -Mm-hm. Yeah.

-Jackie Sullivan. -Thank you.

Okay. It's gonna be okay. We're not gonna pick him up till well after you're gone.

-Just be quick. Act like you're cheesed. -Cheesed?

Likely derived from the cheese making process. It's when the milk sours...

Just be mad. You'll be all right.

[Hamm] It's time to sack up. All right, let's rock and roll!

You'll be okay.

[Kelly sighs]

[Kelly] Okay, let's get 'im.

Eyes on Jackie.

You know, Nazeer's got a really nice voice.

It's friendly. I really like the timbre.

It's like if a beeswax candle could talk.

Okay, okay, Sandra Dee, keep your pants on.

Speaking of pants, God, we gotta get you some new ones, 'cause those are...

You know what? Fingers crossed he's with the Bowens.

Randy, ooh, or maybe even Steph 'cause Steph is the sharp brother.

Hey, look, eyes up.

[car approaches]

Hey, little Jack-Jack. Ya got it?

Rafi, you are so lucky I didn't flush this down the toilet.

Hey, I'm the one that's on the run here. Why don't you chill?

Just gimme the bag. What's your problem?

Right. You know that they pulled in Sol, right?

Hm? Big man? Couldn't help yourself, wanted to show my little brother your gun?

All right, all right! Look, I was younger than him the first time I held a piece.

Right. Right on. You just, you take your stash, I don't need this.

Great. Good, 'cause now, I don't need you.

[Jackie scoffs]

Unbelievable!

-This is unbelievable! -Whoa, whoa, whoa.

-This is how you're gonna do it? -What is she doing?

-You told her to get cheesed. -I have never met

-a bigger piece of garbage in my life! -Stop following me!

-We're done! -We are done.

Don't worry, I know that! And now, I'm just looking for a thank you.

Thank you. You can't even say... You won't say it.

Uh...

-I tried, man. -Is that Rick?

-[Jackie] Asshole. -[bangs on car]

Rick? Rick?

What are you doing with Rafi?

[both whisper] The stepdad!

I knew I didn't like that guy.

Rafi works for me.

[Jackie] What about the twins? I don't understand.

[Rick] The twins, too.

They all work for me.

-[Hamm] We're goin' in. -Ooh, let's go!

Hey, relax.

Um... I gotta go, gotta go.

Jackie. Get your ass back here, right now!

-Jackie! -Police! Freeze! Let me see your hands!

[Nazeer] You! In the car! Out, now!

Hands on your head! Now!

Turn around. Put your hands on your head.

Yeah.

Hands up! Hands up, put 'em up!

Get your hands on your head.

[quietly] Just work with us, all right?

All right.

Jackie Sullivan, you're under arrest.

And that, my friends, is the beauty of fish, they swim in schools.

-So, if you catch one, you are... -Oh, God!

Can you just stop with that, please? It's not working.

-It's an analogy. -It sucks.

-Teamwork. Am I right? -No.

Let's go.

Come on.

Come on!

[traffic in distance]

[video game sounds]

[door opens]

-Go to your room! -Mom...

Oh, you think you're grown up right now, you don't need to listen to me? Huh?

You're so goddamn mature, why are you still under my roof? Go!

Question: um...

did you know Rick was a drug dealer?

Rick and I were married for years. I knew he had secrets,

but I just thought it was another woman.

Mm. Is Rick a part of your trucking company?

I didn't own it till after we split.

Yeah, we're already looking into that one.

Go ahead.

-Is she gonna have a record? -She's 18, she's an adult.

-[phone rings] -Meaning?

Meaning, you're gonna have to talk to her about that.

Oh, excuse me just a sec.

Hey, Elliot, what's up? I'm just on my way home.

Hey, what's goin' on?

Well, no, you blew off Taco Tuesdays,

so then I changed it, remember, to Taco Wednesdays?

-No, Elliot, that's not what we... -You know, Miss Sullivan,

I like how when you tell your kids what to do, you don't whine.

Oh, what. Oh, yeah, you think you're grown up?

You don't have to listen to me? Well, listen, it is Taco Wednesday

or I'm taking away your phone and the Internet.

Okay, I will see you in an hour.

Holy moly! Kids, am I right? [chuckles]

Well. Thank you for your time.

-So, Taco Wednesday, huh? -Yeah.

-Can I come? -Uh...

Kidding. Kidding.

Thank you, Detectives.

[door closes]

I didn't know Rick was involved. I didn't know he was involved.

You knew Rafi was dealing.

You think Rafi idolized Rick 'cause he could weld a pipe?

Goddamnit, Jackie, who nicked you, anyway?

Rick was bringing in goddamn drugs and we were getting a cut.

Otherwise, my company would be tits up by now.

And you go and blow it all up by handing Rick to the cops on a goddamn plate!

Yeah, because I woulda been arrested.

I am not going back to scrounging.

Rolling up nickels or returning beer bottles for a goddamn loaf of bread.

Someone's gotta take Rick's place.

No, no-no-no, Mom. Mom, these guys, these people, they're scary.

Oh, no, baby. The scariest bear in the woods is the mama bear.

You come between her and her cubs, she'll eat you alive. [growls]

[ ♪ "Help I'm Alive" by Metric playing]

-There he is, there he is. Keegan. -Mm! [gasps]

Yeah. Still drivin' that thing?

-Hey, hey. Ride or die. -[chuckles]

Yeah. What's up, you all right?

I had a long day.

Well, give me the highlights.

Well, we finally got Rafi Bowen.

-Come on. -And his connect, Rick Gray.

You're kiddin' me. How did you do that?

-Team effort with Guns & Gangs. -Guns and... Who was your guy?

No, it was a woman. Samantha Wazowski.

-[laughs] That geek? -Oh.

I think I'd rather chew glass than work a case with that little ruler stick.

You must have really missed my ass!

Yeah, well, let's just say it wasn't the same without you.

-[clinks] -I miss you, too.

-Get outta here. -[laughs]

Oh, and, uh, this youth program thing,

I don't know what we're gonna do.

They said I can't run it until I'm clear.

[sighing] All right, it's fine. You know what, I'll run it for now.

Thank you.

-[sucks in breath] -[Keegan] You are such a wuss.

-Shut up. -[laughs]

I got your back here.

Thanks.

And listen, when, uh, when they do finally give me my job back,

you can't abandon me, okay?

No. Course not.

You gotta dance with the one who brung ya. Right?

That's right.

[ ♪ "Help I'm Alive" by Metric plays]

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