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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,647 --> 00:00:11,447 [MUSIC PLAYS] 2 00:00:18,089 --> 00:00:20,925 ♪ I've really got to use ♪ 3 00:00:22,094 --> 00:00:25,530 ♪ my imagination ♪ 4 00:00:25,531 --> 00:00:29,967 ♪ to think ♪ ♪ of good reasons ♪ 5 00:00:29,969 --> 00:00:32,570 ♪ to keep on keeping on ♪ 6 00:00:32,571 --> 00:00:34,504 ♪ keep on keeping on, ♪ 7 00:00:34,507 --> 00:00:38,074 -♪ got to make the best of ♪ - ♪ best of, best of ♪ 8 00:00:38,077 --> 00:00:41,980 - ♪ a bad situation ♪ - ♪ bad situation. ♪ 9 00:00:41,980 --> 00:00:43,913 ♪ Ever since that day ♪ 10 00:00:43,916 --> 00:00:47,919 ♪ I woke up and found ♪ ♪ that you were gone ♪ 11 00:00:47,919 --> 00:00:50,187 ♪ gone, gone ♪ 12 00:00:50,190 --> 00:00:54,123 ♪ darkness all around me ♪ 13 00:00:54,126 --> 00:00:57,495 ♪ blacking out the sun. ♪ 14 00:00:57,498 --> 00:01:00,599 ♪ Old friends call me ♪ 15 00:01:00,599 --> 00:01:04,801 ♪ but I just don't feel ♪ ♪ like talking to anyone. ♪ 16 00:01:05,905 --> 00:01:09,506 ♪ Emptiness has found me ♪ 17 00:01:09,509 --> 00:01:12,977 ♪ and it just won't let me go ♪ 18 00:01:13,878 --> 00:01:16,515 ♪ go right on living ♪ 19 00:01:16,515 --> 00:01:18,849 ♪ but why, I just don't know. ♪ 20 00:01:18,852 --> 00:01:21,051 - [APPLAUSE] - [M.C.:] Ladies and gentlemen 21 00:01:21,054 --> 00:01:23,622 the moment we've all been waiting for 22 00:01:23,623 --> 00:01:28,860 the one, the only Linda Lovelace! 23 00:01:28,861 --> 00:01:30,527 [APPLAUSE] 24 00:01:32,030 --> 00:01:34,064 - [WOMAN:] What's your name? - "Linda Lovelace." 25 00:01:34,066 --> 00:01:36,001 [WOMAN:] I meant what's your real name? 26 00:01:36,003 --> 00:01:37,968 - [LINDA:] That's my real name. - [WOMAN:] So what did you do 27 00:01:37,971 --> 00:01:40,137 before you were the first ever pornographic film superstar? 28 00:01:40,140 --> 00:01:42,539 How does it feel to be the poster girl 29 00:01:42,542 --> 00:01:43,842 for the sexual revolution? 30 00:01:43,843 --> 00:01:45,577 The pornographic film "Deep Throat" 31 00:01:45,578 --> 00:01:47,578 has become one of the most popular 32 00:01:47,581 --> 00:01:49,679 and profitable blue movies of all time. 33 00:01:49,682 --> 00:01:52,816 Today a Manhattan criminal court judge ruled the film obscene 34 00:01:52,819 --> 00:01:55,253 and ordered it removed from theaters in New York City. 35 00:01:55,253 --> 00:01:58,123 This is kind of a strange country, isn't it? Judges can see "Deep Throat" 36 00:01:58,125 --> 00:02:00,625 - but they can't listen to those tapes. - [MAN:] "Deep Throat" 37 00:02:00,626 --> 00:02:03,727 a trendsetting film that brought pornography into popular culture. 38 00:02:03,730 --> 00:02:06,331 How did you become "Linda Lovelace" in the first place 39 00:02:06,333 --> 00:02:08,096 if you were born as "Linda Boreman"? 40 00:02:08,097 --> 00:02:09,865 [MAN 2:] I think you can be a star 41 00:02:09,869 --> 00:02:11,834 and I don't mean just an adult-movie star 42 00:02:11,837 --> 00:02:14,338 I mean, a real star 43 00:02:14,340 --> 00:02:16,273 [MAN 3:] Is your name "Linda Lovelace"? 44 00:02:16,275 --> 00:02:18,309 [WOMAN:] So tell me 45 00:02:18,311 --> 00:02:22,078 who's the real Linda Lovelace? 46 00:02:22,081 --> 00:02:24,915 ♪ Just give me some ♪ ♪ kind of sign, girl ♪ 47 00:02:24,917 --> 00:02:31,020 ♪ oh, my baby, to show me ♪ ♪ that you're mine, girl. Oh, Yes ♪ 48 00:02:31,023 --> 00:02:33,357 [ON RADIO:] ♪ Just give me ♪ ♪ some kind of sign, girl ♪ 49 00:02:33,358 --> 00:02:37,894 ♪ oh, my darling, to show me ♪ ♪ that you're mine, girl. ♪ 50 00:02:37,897 --> 00:02:41,732 ♪ All right. ♪ ♪ So if you do want me ♪ 51 00:02:41,733 --> 00:02:45,602 ♪ give me little sweet talk. ♪ ♪ If you don't want me ♪ 52 00:02:45,605 --> 00:02:48,339 ♪ Don't lead me on, girl. ♪ 53 00:02:48,340 --> 00:02:52,343 ♪ But if you need me ♪ ♪ show me that you love me ♪ 54 00:02:52,345 --> 00:02:54,745 ♪ and when I'm feeling down ♪ 55 00:02:54,746 --> 00:02:59,882 - No! Patsy! Come on. - Jeez! Come on, Miss "Holy-Holy"! 56 00:02:59,885 --> 00:03:02,387 - Do you want to get tan lines? - mm. 57 00:03:02,388 --> 00:03:04,221 You're going to thank me later. 58 00:03:04,222 --> 00:03:07,057 So have you slept with that guy yet? 59 00:03:07,059 --> 00:03:10,861 - No. Patsy, come on. - Don't be such a prude. 60 00:03:10,863 --> 00:03:12,363 - You're 21 years old. - A prude? 61 00:03:12,364 --> 00:03:14,231 How am I a prude? I think I've learned 62 00:03:14,233 --> 00:03:15,933 my lesson that one time, thank you very much. 63 00:03:15,935 --> 00:03:18,901 There are other things that you can do. 64 00:03:20,206 --> 00:03:22,239 ugh I don't even know how to talk to you any more. 65 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,742 - Seriously, that's disgusting. - [LAUGHS] 66 00:03:24,744 --> 00:03:27,877 - That's disgusting. - [BOTH LAUGH] 67 00:03:27,881 --> 00:03:31,180 - [WOMAN:] Linda! - Shit! Is that your mom? 68 00:03:31,183 --> 00:03:32,715 I thought, you said she was at work. 69 00:03:32,718 --> 00:03:33,917 - Linda... - Take this, please. 70 00:03:33,918 --> 00:03:35,251 - Yes. - Put it out. 71 00:03:35,254 --> 00:03:38,256 Linda, are you out at the back? 72 00:03:38,257 --> 00:03:41,858 Honestly, what is this? A nudist colony? 73 00:03:41,861 --> 00:03:45,162 - What are you wearing? - Ma! 74 00:03:45,163 --> 00:03:47,665 Get in the house. 75 00:03:50,734 --> 00:03:51,935 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 76 00:03:51,936 --> 00:03:54,037 ♪ I'm going to be out all night ♪ 77 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:57,274 ♪ I'm going to be out all night ♪ 78 00:03:57,275 --> 00:04:00,411 OK? Because everybody's going fast. 79 00:04:00,412 --> 00:04:01,978 - Ready? - Ready. 80 00:04:01,981 --> 00:04:05,082 - Careful. - All I can see is your butt. 81 00:04:05,084 --> 00:04:06,450 [BOTH LAUGH] 82 00:04:06,452 --> 00:04:08,686 [SHRIEKS] Oh, my God! 83 00:04:08,688 --> 00:04:12,989 A cool band! They're missing something, though 84 00:04:12,992 --> 00:04:15,091 - don't you think? - Like what? 85 00:04:15,094 --> 00:04:19,397 - Go-go dancers. [LAUGHS] - Are you volunteering? 86 00:04:21,365 --> 00:04:24,202 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 87 00:04:28,073 --> 00:04:30,974 ♪ I've never met a girl ♪ ♪ who makes me feel ♪ 88 00:04:30,977 --> 00:04:32,743 - Come on, babe. - ♪ the way that you do. ♪ 89 00:04:32,746 --> 00:04:34,879 - Move your hips! - ♪ You're all right. ♪ 90 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:38,049 ♪ Whenever I'm asked ♪ ♪ what makes my dreams real ♪ 91 00:04:38,051 --> 00:04:41,318 - ♪ I tell, them you do. ♪ - Feel it! 92 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:45,123 ♪ So "fee-fi-fo-fum" ♪ 93 00:04:45,125 --> 00:04:49,493 ♪ Look out, baby ♪ ♪ because here I come. ♪ 94 00:04:49,496 --> 00:04:51,796 ♪ Now I'm bringing you ♪ ♪ a love that's true. ♪ 95 00:04:51,798 --> 00:04:55,265 -♪ So get ready ♪ -♪ Get ready. ♪ 96 00:04:55,267 --> 00:04:57,969 - ♪ because here I come ♪ - ♪ Get ready ♪ 97 00:04:57,969 --> 00:05:01,372 ♪ because here I come ♪ 98 00:05:01,373 --> 00:05:04,476 [BOTH LAUGHING] 99 00:05:04,477 --> 00:05:06,142 - Actually, like... - Do that again. 100 00:05:06,145 --> 00:05:08,046 - I know. - You enjoyed it. 101 00:05:08,048 --> 00:05:09,847 I need, like, a week off. 102 00:05:09,849 --> 00:05:13,118 - [MAN:] You two move pretty good up there. - Thanks. 103 00:05:13,118 --> 00:05:15,486 Do you ever think about doing that professionally? 104 00:05:15,489 --> 00:05:18,289 [SCOFFS] Yes, right. 105 00:05:18,291 --> 00:05:23,061 Yes! Dancing girls in Vegas make 2 or 300 bucks a night. 106 00:05:23,063 --> 00:05:26,798 What? Ha! Someone would pay that much to see me dance? 107 00:05:26,799 --> 00:05:31,301 - I would. - [BOTH LAUGH] 108 00:05:31,304 --> 00:05:33,070 I'm "Chuck Traynor", by the way. 109 00:05:33,073 --> 00:05:35,140 - I'm "Patsy". - "Linda". 110 00:05:35,142 --> 00:05:38,075 - Do you guys smoke grass? - Yes, sure. 111 00:05:38,078 --> 00:05:40,344 Patsy, I have to go home now. 112 00:05:40,347 --> 00:05:42,513 It's a little bit of grass. Come on, babe. 113 00:05:42,515 --> 00:05:43,880 OK. 114 00:05:52,123 --> 00:05:54,825 I'm good. 115 00:05:54,828 --> 00:05:56,993 In accordance with your hopes 116 00:05:56,997 --> 00:05:59,464 mindful of your concerns 117 00:05:59,465 --> 00:06:02,400 sustained by your prayers 118 00:06:02,402 --> 00:06:06,137 - thank you, and good night. - Thanks, honey. 119 00:06:06,138 --> 00:06:08,840 [MAN:] President Nixon addressing the nation live from 120 00:06:08,842 --> 00:06:10,808 'Bye, Mom. 'Bye, Dad. See you later. I'm going. 121 00:06:10,811 --> 00:06:13,311 Linda! 122 00:06:14,847 --> 00:06:16,513 Where do you think you're going? 123 00:06:16,515 --> 00:06:19,017 The beach. 124 00:06:19,017 --> 00:06:20,551 It's dark! 125 00:06:20,554 --> 00:06:24,222 And what on Earth do you have on! 126 00:06:24,224 --> 00:06:27,825 - It's a party. - And whose party is it? 127 00:06:27,828 --> 00:06:30,527 I'm going with Patsy and her boyfriend, "Ray". It's a friend of his. 128 00:06:30,529 --> 00:06:35,032 - And what does this "Ray" do? - I don't know, Ma. 129 00:06:35,034 --> 00:06:38,169 It's not like I made him fill out a questionnaire. 130 00:06:38,171 --> 00:06:40,404 mm-mm 131 00:06:43,142 --> 00:06:46,142 I think Patsy said he was a bartender. All right? 132 00:06:46,145 --> 00:06:49,347 But I did tell them that I had to be home by 11:00 on the nose. 133 00:06:49,349 --> 00:06:54,953 Any later, and I'll call you, I swear to God. 134 00:06:59,058 --> 00:07:01,125 - See you, sweetheart. - [GUITAR PLAYING] 135 00:07:01,126 --> 00:07:04,594 ♪ How long have we been ♪ 136 00:07:04,597 --> 00:07:07,364 ♪ traveling, my friend? ♪ 137 00:07:07,367 --> 00:07:10,034 The French Connection. ♪ 138 00:07:10,036 --> 00:07:13,037 Do you know that one? 139 00:07:13,039 --> 00:07:16,106 - The one with that guy? - Exactly. 140 00:07:16,109 --> 00:07:19,310 My God! I was so stoned when I saw that! 141 00:07:19,311 --> 00:07:21,546 I couldn't figure out what was going on. 142 00:07:21,548 --> 00:07:23,313 I kept expecting there to be subtitles. 143 00:07:23,316 --> 00:07:25,215 - Yes, there weren't. - No, I know. 144 00:07:25,217 --> 00:07:26,551 They were speaking American. 145 00:07:26,553 --> 00:07:28,017 No, but by the time I figured that out 146 00:07:28,020 --> 00:07:30,087 it was, like, halfway through the movie. 147 00:07:30,090 --> 00:07:32,222 Hey, guys. Let's go skinny-dipping. 148 00:07:32,224 --> 00:07:35,892 No! I've got to go, so 149 00:07:35,895 --> 00:07:37,262 - What? - Yes. 150 00:07:37,263 --> 00:07:40,431 You're such a drag. [LAUGHS] 151 00:07:40,433 --> 00:07:43,935 We're going to go. whoo 152 00:07:43,936 --> 00:07:45,335 [PATSY:] Come on. I'm going in! 153 00:07:45,337 --> 00:07:47,272 - [BOY:] Jump in! - [SIGHS] 154 00:07:47,274 --> 00:07:50,106 - You don't dig the ocean? - No. 155 00:07:50,109 --> 00:07:51,976 I don't know. 156 00:07:59,051 --> 00:08:03,020 - ow - What? 157 00:08:03,022 --> 00:08:05,390 - You bit me. - I did? 158 00:08:05,392 --> 00:08:07,926 - Yes. - No, I didn't. 159 00:08:08,426 --> 00:08:10,628 It's cool. 160 00:08:12,029 --> 00:08:14,065 You don't think I'm a drag? 161 00:08:14,066 --> 00:08:15,532 Well, I don't think you're a drag at all. 162 00:08:15,534 --> 00:08:18,936 - No? - No way! 163 00:08:27,344 --> 00:08:30,481 [RADIO PLAYING POP MUSIC] 164 00:08:30,481 --> 00:08:32,549 Thanks for the ride home. 165 00:08:32,550 --> 00:08:34,419 Wait. Come on! 166 00:08:34,420 --> 00:08:37,155 [MUSIC STOPS] Come on! 167 00:08:37,157 --> 00:08:40,122 You haven't said a word since we got in the car. 168 00:08:40,126 --> 00:08:42,425 You can tell me. 169 00:08:42,429 --> 00:08:44,495 What is it? What's going on? 170 00:08:44,497 --> 00:08:47,999 [SIGHS] 171 00:08:48,701 --> 00:08:50,735 OK. 172 00:08:56,342 --> 00:08:58,743 - I got pregnant - mm 173 00:08:58,745 --> 00:09:00,545 and I had a baby last year 174 00:09:00,547 --> 00:09:03,514 and that's why we moved here from Yonkers. 175 00:09:03,516 --> 00:09:06,317 Where's this baby now? 176 00:09:06,319 --> 00:09:08,553 I don't even know. 177 00:09:08,555 --> 00:09:11,622 My mom put him up for adoption. 178 00:09:11,624 --> 00:09:14,324 She told me, I was signing circumcision papers. 179 00:09:14,327 --> 00:09:19,330 - Damn! - Yes. 180 00:09:21,066 --> 00:09:23,634 I'd like to meet your folks. 181 00:09:24,603 --> 00:09:27,105 - Really? - I think they'd dig me. 182 00:09:27,107 --> 00:09:30,174 No. They don't dig anybody. [LAUGHS] 183 00:09:30,175 --> 00:09:32,010 They don't even dig themselves. 184 00:09:32,012 --> 00:09:33,611 Listen. I'll make you a bet. 185 00:09:33,613 --> 00:09:34,679 You have me over for dinner 186 00:09:34,681 --> 00:09:36,647 and by the end of the night 187 00:09:36,649 --> 00:09:41,386 if they say, "What a lovely young man" 188 00:09:41,388 --> 00:09:44,288 - then I win. - What do you win? 189 00:09:45,491 --> 00:09:47,492 You can spend the night at my house. 190 00:09:47,494 --> 00:09:50,528 And if they don't, what do I win? 191 00:09:50,530 --> 00:09:53,698 You can spend the night at my house. 192 00:09:59,071 --> 00:10:02,373 - Yes? - mm-hmm 193 00:10:03,308 --> 00:10:06,411 OK. Right there. 194 00:10:08,047 --> 00:10:10,348 [STATIC BUZZES] 195 00:10:22,828 --> 00:10:24,495 [EASY LISTENING MUSIC PLAYING] 196 00:10:24,497 --> 00:10:27,432 Lord, make us thankful for these 197 00:10:27,434 --> 00:10:29,600 and all our many blessings. Amen. 198 00:10:29,602 --> 00:10:31,636 - Amen. - Amen. 199 00:10:31,638 --> 00:10:34,238 Chuck, I'd like to thank you again 200 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:37,275 - for those lovely flowers. - My pleasure. 201 00:10:37,276 --> 00:10:39,410 Linda tells us that you were in the service. 202 00:10:39,412 --> 00:10:40,812 Yes, madam, the Marine Corps. 203 00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:42,780 Mr. Boreman was in World War II. 204 00:10:42,782 --> 00:10:45,716 Oh, Yes? Were you in the Corps? 205 00:10:45,718 --> 00:10:50,321 - No, the Army: Italy, mostly. - I was stationed in Korea. 206 00:10:50,323 --> 00:10:52,723 I won a couple of marksmanship competitions 207 00:10:52,725 --> 00:10:55,193 but that's about all the action I ever saw. 208 00:10:55,195 --> 00:10:56,794 I'll bet you would have been brave, though. 209 00:10:56,796 --> 00:10:58,863 The guys that served with your father 210 00:10:58,865 --> 00:11:02,400 are some of the bravest men that I'd have ever met. 211 00:11:04,803 --> 00:11:06,737 So what do you do now? 212 00:11:06,739 --> 00:11:09,807 - I own a bar and restaurant. - That's interesting. 213 00:11:09,809 --> 00:11:11,709 What kind of bar and restaurant? 214 00:11:11,711 --> 00:11:14,178 Just good food and pretty waitresses. 215 00:11:14,180 --> 00:11:16,514 What do you do for work, Mr. Boreman? 216 00:11:16,516 --> 00:11:19,449 I was a cop in New York before we moved to Florida. 217 00:11:19,452 --> 00:11:21,419 Now I do security at the airport. 218 00:11:21,421 --> 00:11:24,222 Mr. Boreman has a million stories, Chuck. 219 00:11:24,224 --> 00:11:26,324 Is that right? 220 00:11:26,326 --> 00:11:28,726 Johnny, you'd better go into the kitchen and warm his milk. 221 00:11:28,728 --> 00:11:30,695 Milk... OK. 222 00:11:30,697 --> 00:11:33,898 The mugs are above the sink, Linda. 223 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:35,766 - Jesus! - I forget about them. 224 00:11:35,768 --> 00:11:38,169 - Yes. Right. - Yes. 225 00:11:43,574 --> 00:11:46,276 Where are you? Where are you right now? 226 00:11:46,279 --> 00:11:48,513 - I'm with you. - Yes. 227 00:11:48,515 --> 00:11:51,215 Yes. That's my girl. 228 00:11:52,918 --> 00:11:55,553 You're my girl hmm? Right? 229 00:11:55,555 --> 00:11:58,189 Yes. 230 00:12:01,193 --> 00:12:04,529 [BABY CRYING] 231 00:12:04,531 --> 00:12:07,598 They don't eat with their hands, you dope. 232 00:12:09,601 --> 00:12:14,372 - Say it. - I'm 233 00:12:15,541 --> 00:12:17,208 I'm your girl. 234 00:12:17,210 --> 00:12:19,677 [MRS. BOREMAN:] How's it coming out there, Linda? 235 00:12:19,679 --> 00:12:23,514 Almost there, Ma! 236 00:12:25,317 --> 00:12:27,651 - [LAUGHS] - What time's the movie get out? 237 00:12:27,654 --> 00:12:30,688 - I told you: 10:30. - Be home at 11:00. 238 00:12:30,690 --> 00:12:33,424 I know. 239 00:12:33,425 --> 00:12:36,861 [MRS. BOREMAN:] He seems like a nice young man. 240 00:12:40,632 --> 00:12:44,335 [ELVIN BISHOP:] ♪ Fooled Around and Fell in Love ♪ 241 00:12:48,273 --> 00:12:51,909 Oh, right... 242 00:12:51,911 --> 00:12:54,912 [LAUGHS] 243 00:12:56,215 --> 00:12:58,216 Hey! 244 00:12:58,218 --> 00:13:00,451 Hey! 245 00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:03,221 Just cut it out. 246 00:13:03,223 --> 00:13:04,755 What are you so uptight about? 247 00:13:04,757 --> 00:13:06,424 - My scar... it's gross. - Come on. A foxy girl like you 248 00:13:06,425 --> 00:13:08,259 should love to show off her body. 249 00:13:08,261 --> 00:13:10,528 Come on. Let me see. 250 00:13:10,530 --> 00:13:12,563 Come on. Let me see it. 251 00:13:12,565 --> 00:13:15,733 - It's gross. - Please... 252 00:13:19,705 --> 00:13:23,274 This is it? This little thing? 253 00:13:25,276 --> 00:13:26,911 Ah. [LAUGHS] 254 00:13:26,913 --> 00:13:29,814 It's ugly. I hate it. 255 00:13:29,816 --> 00:13:34,518 Why? Because it's different? Because it's not perfect? 256 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:40,024 All those uptight idiots in the suburbs! 257 00:13:40,925 --> 00:13:42,760 All those cookie-cutter robots 258 00:13:42,762 --> 00:13:44,996 that your mama goes to church with! 259 00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:47,465 ♪ I fooled around and fell ♪ 260 00:13:47,467 --> 00:13:49,867 Screw them. 261 00:13:50,736 --> 00:13:53,738 Screw them. 262 00:13:53,740 --> 00:13:57,574 Because this and you 263 00:13:57,577 --> 00:14:00,478 are beautiful. 264 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,314 ♪ A girl that I liked ♪ 265 00:14:03,316 --> 00:14:06,317 - ♪ I'd get out my book ♪ - Hey. I love your freckles. 266 00:14:06,319 --> 00:14:09,287 [BOTH LAUGH] 267 00:14:16,028 --> 00:14:18,562 [DOOR CREAKS] 268 00:14:25,671 --> 00:14:28,372 [GASPS] 269 00:14:28,374 --> 00:14:30,941 You're late. 270 00:14:54,866 --> 00:14:56,867 Come on, baby. 271 00:15:06,945 --> 00:15:09,880 [SOUL MUSIC PLAYS] Yes! 272 00:15:09,882 --> 00:15:12,717 ♪ Whoo ♪ ♪ baby ♪ 273 00:15:12,719 --> 00:15:15,686 ♪ Lord, Lord, Lord ♪ 274 00:15:15,688 --> 00:15:19,623 To keep going... boom 275 00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:21,092 And here we go. 276 00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:23,526 You put a lot of margarita mix in there. 277 00:15:23,529 --> 00:15:26,130 Yes. OK. 278 00:15:26,132 --> 00:15:27,598 [BOTH SCREAM] 279 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,568 ♪ To keep a flower growing ♪ 280 00:15:30,570 --> 00:15:32,136 [OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS] A Margarita? 281 00:15:32,138 --> 00:15:35,373 - Thanks. - Hey. 282 00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:37,141 [FILM PROJECTOR WHIRRING] Hey. 283 00:15:37,143 --> 00:15:39,610 - mmm - [CHUCKLES] 284 00:15:39,612 --> 00:15:43,714 - Do you like porno? - I like some. 285 00:15:43,716 --> 00:15:46,117 You like them. 286 00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:47,485 - No. - I can tell. 287 00:15:47,487 --> 00:15:48,753 - Yes, you do. - I don't. 288 00:15:48,755 --> 00:15:50,087 - Yes. - I don't actually. 289 00:15:50,089 --> 00:15:52,456 Trust me. [CHUCKLES] 290 00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:54,692 - I love your XXX. - What are you doing? 291 00:15:54,694 --> 00:15:57,628 - Hey! - But Linda won't mind. She's cool. 292 00:15:58,864 --> 00:16:00,064 OK? 293 00:16:04,603 --> 00:16:06,704 I wouldn't go in there if I were you. 294 00:16:06,706 --> 00:16:10,941 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 295 00:16:10,943 --> 00:16:14,845 ♪ We're making love ♪ ♪ and I like it ♪ 296 00:16:15,914 --> 00:16:19,550 - [LINDA:] Oh, my God! - A home movie. 297 00:16:19,552 --> 00:16:22,486 My parents took one of me once but it didn't look like this. 298 00:16:22,488 --> 00:16:25,523 I'll bet. 299 00:16:25,525 --> 00:16:27,558 I've never seen a porno before. 300 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:28,925 Is it turning you on? 301 00:16:28,928 --> 00:16:30,194 Good girls don't do that stuff. 302 00:16:30,196 --> 00:16:32,563 Oh, because you're a good girl? 303 00:16:32,565 --> 00:16:35,499 I can tell, you're such a good girl! 304 00:16:35,501 --> 00:16:38,002 That's what I love about you. You're such a good girl! 305 00:16:38,004 --> 00:16:40,704 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 306 00:16:40,706 --> 00:16:43,741 [SIGHING] 307 00:16:46,978 --> 00:16:50,714 - [CHUCKLES] - [LAUGHING] 308 00:16:53,785 --> 00:16:56,821 - Come on. - [GROANS] 309 00:16:56,823 --> 00:16:59,590 I don't want to. 310 00:16:59,592 --> 00:17:03,494 You know, maybe that's because you're not any good at it. 311 00:17:03,496 --> 00:17:06,528 - Come on. You're going to love it. - Really? 312 00:17:06,531 --> 00:17:09,966 - Yes. - I'm going to like it? Choking myself? 313 00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:13,536 I could teach you. Remember how I got you to quit smoking? 314 00:17:13,536 --> 00:17:15,238 Yes. Are you going to hypnotize me? 315 00:17:15,238 --> 00:17:18,740 It's the same mind-body control technique. 316 00:17:21,044 --> 00:17:22,211 Yes? 317 00:17:22,214 --> 00:17:23,979 [SIGHS] 318 00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:27,749 Out of sight. Ah! 319 00:17:29,019 --> 00:17:33,256 Hey. Your mind has control. 320 00:17:33,258 --> 00:17:35,525 Come on. A little more. There you go. 321 00:17:35,527 --> 00:17:38,229 - [GAGGING] - Take it in. That's right. 322 00:17:38,230 --> 00:17:42,031 Don't forget to breathe. Come here. 323 00:17:47,037 --> 00:17:48,972 Don't forget to breathe. OK? 324 00:17:48,974 --> 00:17:52,775 [Norman Greenbaum:] ♪ "Spirit in the Sky" ♪ 325 00:17:52,777 --> 00:17:56,212 You've got it. OK? Go. 326 00:17:56,214 --> 00:17:59,115 [SIGHING] 327 00:17:59,118 --> 00:18:00,950 Oh yes. 328 00:18:00,952 --> 00:18:03,620 [FILM PROJECTOR WHIRRING] 329 00:18:16,534 --> 00:18:20,169 ♪ When I die ♪ ♪ and they lay me to rest ♪ 330 00:18:20,171 --> 00:18:24,008 ♪ I'm going to go to ♪ ♪ the place that's the best ♪ 331 00:18:24,009 --> 00:18:26,844 ♪ When I lay me down to die ♪ 332 00:18:26,845 --> 00:18:31,147 ♪ I'm going up to ♪ ♪ the spirit in the sky. ♪ 333 00:18:31,149 --> 00:18:33,917 ♪ I'm going up to ♪ ♪ the spirit in the sky ♪ 334 00:18:33,919 --> 00:18:35,618 ♪ the spirit in the sky. ♪ 335 00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:37,988 ♪ It's where I'm ♪ ♪ going to go when I die ♪ 336 00:18:37,989 --> 00:18:39,923 ♪ when I die ♪ 337 00:18:39,925 --> 00:18:41,958 ♪ when I die ♪ ♪ and they lay me to rest ♪ 338 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:46,162 ♪ I'm going to go to ♪ ♪ the place that's the best. ♪ 339 00:18:58,809 --> 00:19:00,911 [GRUNTS] 340 00:19:00,912 --> 00:19:03,746 ♪ Prepare yourself. ♪ ♪ You know, it's a must. ♪ 341 00:19:03,748 --> 00:19:08,051 ♪ You've got to have ♪ ♪ a friend in Jesus ♪ 342 00:19:08,053 --> 00:19:10,354 ♪ so you know that when you die ♪ 343 00:19:10,355 --> 00:19:13,756 Congratulations, Mrs. Chuck Traynor. 344 00:19:14,925 --> 00:19:17,193 I've never done it with a married man before. 345 00:19:17,195 --> 00:19:19,629 - Me neither. - Good. 346 00:19:19,631 --> 00:19:21,898 ♪ That's where you're ♪ ♪ going to go when you die ♪ 347 00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:23,866 - [SQUEALS] - ♪ When you die ♪ 348 00:19:23,868 --> 00:19:25,802 ♪ When you die ♪ ♪ and they lay you to rest ♪ 349 00:19:25,804 --> 00:19:29,606 ♪ You're going to go to ♪ ♪ the place that's the best ♪ 350 00:19:29,608 --> 00:19:32,142 [VACUUM WHIRRING] 351 00:19:40,618 --> 00:19:43,086 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 352 00:19:46,256 --> 00:19:48,691 - Hello. - [CHUCK:] Hi. It's me. 353 00:19:48,693 --> 00:19:50,360 Where are you? I've been really worried about you. 354 00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:52,095 Get some money and come and get me. 355 00:19:52,097 --> 00:19:54,230 - I'm in jail. - Ha-ha. Very funny. 356 00:19:54,232 --> 00:19:57,934 - [BUZZER SOUNDS] - Here you go, madam. 357 00:19:59,837 --> 00:20:02,306 Oh. OK. 358 00:20:05,210 --> 00:20:07,076 - [BELL DINGS] - [LINDA:] What happened, Chuck? 359 00:20:07,078 --> 00:20:09,979 What did I say? 360 00:20:11,749 --> 00:20:16,352 [LINDA SIGHS] But this is different. 361 00:20:22,726 --> 00:20:24,861 [WOMAN:] whoo 362 00:20:32,803 --> 00:20:36,773 You said, to never ask about your work. 363 00:20:36,775 --> 00:20:38,975 That's right. 364 00:20:50,721 --> 00:20:53,791 Some girls were turning tricks out back. 365 00:20:55,025 --> 00:20:56,993 What do you mean by that? Prostitution? 366 00:20:56,995 --> 00:21:00,730 Yes. Linda, it's a titty bar. 367 00:21:00,732 --> 00:21:05,402 What do you think these girls live off? The minimum wage? 368 00:21:05,403 --> 00:21:07,870 Wait. Are the cops going to come and ask me questions? 369 00:21:07,873 --> 00:21:10,306 No, baby. 370 00:21:10,308 --> 00:21:13,409 Wives can't testify against husbands. 371 00:21:13,412 --> 00:21:19,849 Hey. Look. All I need is money. 372 00:21:19,851 --> 00:21:23,753 Look. After paying your bail, I have... $32, $33. 373 00:21:23,755 --> 00:21:26,123 Linda, real money! 374 00:21:26,124 --> 00:21:29,192 It's the IRS and the Miami PD 375 00:21:29,194 --> 00:21:32,229 and it's all just that shakedown! 376 00:21:32,230 --> 00:21:35,231 - Do you have enough? - "We." 377 00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:41,204 Baby, do "we" have enough, right? 378 00:21:41,206 --> 00:21:43,172 - No, we don't. - mm-mm 379 00:21:43,174 --> 00:21:46,476 - Not yet. - So what are we going to do? 380 00:21:56,988 --> 00:22:02,925 Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow 381 00:22:02,927 --> 00:22:06,896 and everywhere that Mary went 382 00:22:06,898 --> 00:22:10,133 [CRYING] the lamb was sure to go. 383 00:22:14,538 --> 00:22:17,039 Yes. Right? 384 00:22:17,041 --> 00:22:20,042 - That was great. - [CHUCKLES] 385 00:22:20,044 --> 00:22:24,514 - Did I tell you, or what? right? - You did. You told us. 386 00:22:26,316 --> 00:22:30,854 Sweetheart, there's a little diner on the corner. 387 00:22:30,855 --> 00:22:35,525 Why don't you run down and grab us 4 coffees, regular. 388 00:22:36,794 --> 00:22:37,894 - OK. - All right? 389 00:22:37,896 --> 00:22:39,962 - On the corner... - Yes. 390 00:22:39,964 --> 00:22:44,033 - [MAN:] Thanks a lot, darling. - Beautiful work! 391 00:22:44,036 --> 00:22:46,202 Jesus fucking Christ, Chuck! What the fuck was that? 392 00:22:46,204 --> 00:22:48,871 Does she even know what she was auditioning for? 393 00:22:48,873 --> 00:22:53,042 I know. She's new at this professionally. I could show you this thing. 394 00:22:53,044 --> 00:22:55,111 Well, Chuck, she's really cute. She's adorable. 395 00:22:55,114 --> 00:22:58,347 She's like a sexy "Raggedy Ann" or something. 396 00:22:58,349 --> 00:23:01,585 - Cute freckles! - I really dug her freckles. It was very... 397 00:23:01,586 --> 00:23:04,954 But, you know, for this industry... I don't know. 398 00:23:04,956 --> 00:23:06,856 You don't know what, Jerry? 399 00:23:08,258 --> 00:23:10,092 Go ahead. Be honest. 400 00:23:10,094 --> 00:23:11,561 - Yes? - Yes. 401 00:23:11,563 --> 00:23:14,364 No, look. The point is, we traffic in fantasy here. 402 00:23:14,365 --> 00:23:18,301 Yes, she's very real: the kind of girl you sit next to in class. 403 00:23:18,303 --> 00:23:20,336 If you see her out on the street you want to ball her. 404 00:23:20,338 --> 00:23:23,206 But, you know, you've seen the girls that come in and do this now. 405 00:23:23,208 --> 00:23:24,974 I mean, they've all been to the surgeon. 406 00:23:24,976 --> 00:23:26,375 I mean, you can't light your cigarette around them. 407 00:23:26,377 --> 00:23:27,577 You're afraid, their tits are going to go up 408 00:23:27,579 --> 00:23:28,912 like the Hindenburg or something. 409 00:23:28,913 --> 00:23:30,046 Linda has tits. 410 00:23:30,048 --> 00:23:31,581 She does... nice ones, too! 411 00:23:31,583 --> 00:23:33,549 That's not the point. 412 00:23:33,551 --> 00:23:35,518 It's not like the old days. You know... where you just point a camera 413 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,287 at 2 people screwing and you'd call it art! 414 00:23:37,288 --> 00:23:39,121 I mean, the audiences expect a lot more. 415 00:23:39,123 --> 00:23:42,893 She's beautiful but, you know... more pizzazz. 416 00:23:42,894 --> 00:23:44,994 - We need more pizzazz. - No offense. 417 00:23:44,996 --> 00:23:46,963 I'm going to show you what Jerry's talking about. 418 00:23:46,965 --> 00:23:48,931 - No, I - Nicky, come here for a sec. 419 00:23:48,933 --> 00:23:50,933 I want to show you this movie we made. 420 00:23:50,935 --> 00:23:55,538 Now, this is the prototype, right? 421 00:23:55,541 --> 00:23:59,208 People want blonde hair, huge tits 422 00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:01,210 and a nice, beautiful round ass. 423 00:24:01,212 --> 00:24:03,346 It's the harsh reality of our chosen profession. 424 00:24:03,348 --> 00:24:05,481 - Dynamite work, Nicky! - Thanks, Butch. 425 00:24:05,483 --> 00:24:07,017 I'm going to show you this. 426 00:24:07,018 --> 00:24:10,186 Chuck, we are making a movie here 427 00:24:10,188 --> 00:24:13,489 on 35 millimeter. Jerry even wrote a script... 428 00:24:13,491 --> 00:24:16,493 - 42 pages! - Do you hear that? 42, fucking, pages! 429 00:24:16,494 --> 00:24:18,194 This thing is going to be in theaters 430 00:24:18,196 --> 00:24:20,364 and look. People want what they want. 431 00:24:20,365 --> 00:24:21,664 Chuck, your girl 432 00:24:21,666 --> 00:24:23,633 she's cute. She's skinny. She's got no hips. 433 00:24:23,635 --> 00:24:27,104 It's like making a war movie without the fighting. 434 00:24:27,105 --> 00:24:28,604 Tits and ass: that's the action! 435 00:24:30,340 --> 00:24:32,308 Chuck, I don't want to bum you out, but can she type? 436 00:24:32,310 --> 00:24:34,543 Maybe I could find some work for her in the office. 437 00:24:34,546 --> 00:24:36,312 - [SIGHS] - Look at this! Look at the 438 00:24:36,315 --> 00:24:37,681 I don't care about this. Listen to me. 439 00:24:37,682 --> 00:24:39,515 I know she doesn't have it, Chuck. 440 00:24:39,518 --> 00:24:41,484 - Look at that! - We just saw what she could do. 441 00:24:41,486 --> 00:24:43,052 - She acted? She couldn't act. - Look what she can do. 442 00:24:43,054 --> 00:24:44,587 - Look! See? - whoa Butchie. 443 00:24:44,589 --> 00:24:46,322 But are you... Did you see this? 444 00:24:46,325 --> 00:24:50,661 Look at this. Are you seeing this? 445 00:24:52,596 --> 00:24:55,331 - Holy shit! - Oh! 446 00:24:56,633 --> 00:24:59,135 Wait. Is that real? 447 00:24:59,137 --> 00:25:00,369 Is she actually doing that? 448 00:25:00,371 --> 00:25:02,004 [LAUGHS] Yes. Right. 449 00:25:02,006 --> 00:25:04,173 ho ho Oh, my God! 450 00:25:04,175 --> 00:25:06,409 Yes. Can she do that with a big cock? 451 00:25:06,412 --> 00:25:08,979 - No offense. - She can do that with anything. 452 00:25:08,980 --> 00:25:11,714 Ah, that's far out! That is... did you see that? 453 00:25:11,716 --> 00:25:14,518 That is art, baby! That's art! 454 00:25:14,519 --> 00:25:17,219 [FUNK MUSIC PLAYING] 455 00:25:22,025 --> 00:25:24,193 ♪ If you're not ♪ ♪ getting your thing ♪ 456 00:25:24,195 --> 00:25:26,429 ♪ like you ought to be ♪ ♪ getting your thing ♪ 457 00:25:26,431 --> 00:25:30,333 ♪ somebody else would be ♪ ♪ getting your thing for you. ♪ 458 00:25:30,335 --> 00:25:33,336 ♪ Better listen to what ♪ ♪ I'm saying now, fellows. ♪ 459 00:25:33,338 --> 00:25:35,538 ♪ If you aren't ♪ ♪ getting your thing ♪ 460 00:25:35,541 --> 00:25:37,640 ♪ like you ought to be ♪ ♪ getting your thing ♪ 461 00:25:37,643 --> 00:25:40,243 ♪ somebody else would be ♪ ♪ getting your thing for you. ♪ 462 00:25:40,244 --> 00:25:42,244 - Anybody want a hit? - Jerry? 463 00:25:42,246 --> 00:25:44,681 - Yes? - Not a cloud in the sky! 464 00:25:44,682 --> 00:25:46,048 What's with all the, fucking, lights? 465 00:25:46,050 --> 00:25:47,616 Shadows, Butchie, shadows. 466 00:25:47,618 --> 00:25:50,219 Your shadows are costing me hundreds of dollars. 467 00:25:50,221 --> 00:25:52,321 Do you want to turn the lights off? Do you want it to look like shit? 468 00:25:52,323 --> 00:25:54,090 No problem. I'll turn them all off. 469 00:25:54,092 --> 00:25:58,127 [LAUGHS] A fucking artist, huh? 470 00:25:58,129 --> 00:26:01,998 - A bad toupee. - He wants to make a movie without lights. 471 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,634 How long have you been a makeup person? 472 00:26:05,636 --> 00:26:07,537 Oh, I'm not a professional. 473 00:26:07,538 --> 00:26:10,339 I mean, not in makeup anyway. [LAUGHS] 474 00:26:10,341 --> 00:26:13,243 Do you know, when you get to be my age in this business 475 00:26:13,244 --> 00:26:16,145 it helps to have as many skills as you can. 476 00:26:17,315 --> 00:26:19,181 I don't have any skills. 477 00:26:19,183 --> 00:26:21,550 That's not what I've heard. [LAUGHS] 478 00:26:21,552 --> 00:26:23,552 There she is. Here's our star. 479 00:26:23,554 --> 00:26:25,254 What did I tell you? "The girl next door"! 480 00:26:25,256 --> 00:26:28,057 Linda, this is our financier, "Anthony Romano". 481 00:26:28,059 --> 00:26:30,226 It's very nice to meet you. 482 00:26:30,229 --> 00:26:32,428 Sweetheart, let me tell you something. 483 00:26:32,431 --> 00:26:34,563 If what these guys are saying is true 484 00:26:34,566 --> 00:26:37,500 this is going to be the best investment of my life. 485 00:26:37,502 --> 00:26:39,668 [LAUGHTER] 486 00:26:39,671 --> 00:26:42,471 I can't wait to see your work. 487 00:26:42,473 --> 00:26:45,307 Yes. Oh and this is "Dolly". 488 00:26:45,309 --> 00:26:48,544 - This is Linda's costar and makeup artist. - It's a pleasure. 489 00:26:48,546 --> 00:26:51,414 - I have many skills. - Yes? Do you? 490 00:26:51,416 --> 00:26:54,350 [LAUGHTER] Let's let the stars get back to work. 491 00:26:54,352 --> 00:26:57,119 All right. We'll see you later. 492 00:27:01,058 --> 00:27:03,192 Easy there, sister. Don't cover her freckles. 493 00:27:03,194 --> 00:27:05,528 OK. 494 00:27:06,630 --> 00:27:09,066 Hey. What are you doing? 495 00:27:09,067 --> 00:27:10,166 Her freckles are her thing. 496 00:27:10,168 --> 00:27:11,333 - All right? - OK. 497 00:27:11,335 --> 00:27:13,669 Be cool. 498 00:27:15,405 --> 00:27:18,474 You look good. 499 00:27:18,476 --> 00:27:20,676 All right. It's not too much. OK? 500 00:27:20,678 --> 00:27:23,179 - Can you hear me? - Yes, I can hear you. 501 00:27:27,217 --> 00:27:30,152 Wow! He's pretty intense. 502 00:27:31,521 --> 00:27:34,490 I used to have an old man like that once. 503 00:27:34,493 --> 00:27:38,127 You know, I should probably 504 00:27:38,129 --> 00:27:40,496 do something about those. 505 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:46,602 Mr. Damiano will be really pissed if I just leave them like that. 506 00:27:46,604 --> 00:27:51,674 - [SIGHS] I'm so clumsy. - I know, sweetie. 507 00:27:51,676 --> 00:27:55,211 We all are. 508 00:27:55,213 --> 00:27:58,781 There's just got to be more to life than screwing around 509 00:27:58,783 --> 00:28:01,618 than screwing around. 510 00:28:02,385 --> 00:28:05,888 Sex! I don't enjoy it. 511 00:28:06,691 --> 00:28:09,291 Sex! I don't enjoy it. 512 00:28:09,293 --> 00:28:12,128 "Linda"? "Harry". 513 00:28:13,230 --> 00:28:15,898 We're getting it on in the next scene. 514 00:28:15,900 --> 00:28:18,801 Oh, hey. It's nice to meet you. 515 00:28:18,803 --> 00:28:20,503 I thought your name was "Dick". 516 00:28:20,505 --> 00:28:22,538 My stage name used to be "Dick Long" 517 00:28:22,541 --> 00:28:25,174 but... [CLEARS THROAT] it sounded, kind of, obvious, so you know... 518 00:28:25,176 --> 00:28:27,676 [LAUGHS] Yes. I agree. 519 00:28:27,678 --> 00:28:30,679 This is a great business, isn't it? 520 00:28:30,681 --> 00:28:32,615 Anyway I just thought, I'd come by 521 00:28:32,618 --> 00:28:34,817 and introduce myself before we started going at it. 522 00:28:34,819 --> 00:28:37,520 Are you OK? 523 00:28:37,522 --> 00:28:40,389 I'm a little nervous. 524 00:28:40,392 --> 00:28:42,491 I've never had lines to talk before. 525 00:28:45,929 --> 00:28:48,664 We've got the best job in the world. 526 00:28:48,666 --> 00:28:51,167 We just tune everybody out and live in the moment 527 00:28:51,169 --> 00:28:53,636 like we're the only 2 people on the planet. 528 00:28:55,306 --> 00:28:57,840 "Tune everybody out." 529 00:28:57,842 --> 00:29:00,243 - "Live in the moment." - Exactly. 530 00:29:00,244 --> 00:29:02,611 You're going to do great 531 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,615 and I cannot wait to get it on. 532 00:29:08,585 --> 00:29:11,787 - [MAN:] Action! - [TIRES SKIDDING] 533 00:29:16,626 --> 00:29:19,796 - whoa Are you all right? - Yes. 534 00:29:19,797 --> 00:29:22,765 Are you OK? Yes? 535 00:29:22,768 --> 00:29:24,267 You're just going to drive normally. 536 00:29:24,268 --> 00:29:25,734 You know what we're doing, right? 537 00:29:25,736 --> 00:29:27,537 - mm-hmm Right. - OK. 538 00:29:27,538 --> 00:29:29,672 It's just that I don't know how I normally drive. 539 00:29:29,674 --> 00:29:32,308 - You - I just drive, you know. 540 00:29:32,310 --> 00:29:34,443 Yes, that's exactly right. Just drive 541 00:29:34,445 --> 00:29:37,846 and pretend we're not here, OK? Whatever you'd normally do. 542 00:29:37,848 --> 00:29:40,716 All right. Are we rolling? Let's roll. 543 00:29:52,963 --> 00:29:56,566 You're doing beautifully, baby. Beautifully! 544 00:30:02,572 --> 00:30:05,608 [MAN:] All right. Sound... speed 545 00:30:09,346 --> 00:30:10,913 and action! 546 00:30:10,916 --> 00:30:13,450 It's not that I'm turned off to sex. 547 00:30:13,451 --> 00:30:15,417 I enjoy it. In fact 548 00:30:15,419 --> 00:30:17,686 I could spend the rest of my life getting laid. 549 00:30:17,688 --> 00:30:19,655 Then what seems to be the problem? 550 00:30:19,657 --> 00:30:22,758 Well, I don't know. Something's different. 551 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,628 I mean, there's just got to be more to it 552 00:30:25,630 --> 00:30:28,864 - than just a lot of little tingles. - "Little tingles?" 553 00:30:28,866 --> 00:30:31,800 - I want to hear bells ringing. - "Bells?" 554 00:30:31,802 --> 00:30:34,770 - Dams bursting! - "Dams bursting?" 555 00:30:34,772 --> 00:30:37,373 - Bombs going off! - "Bombs going off!" 556 00:30:37,375 --> 00:30:40,943 - Something! - Nurse, Mrs. Lovelace is done with her bubbles. 557 00:30:40,945 --> 00:30:44,913 - Thank you, Dr. Young. - Open your mouth for me. 558 00:30:44,916 --> 00:30:46,849 Wider. "Ah." 559 00:30:46,851 --> 00:30:48,618 - "Ahh..." - "Ah." 560 00:30:48,619 --> 00:30:51,387 - "Ah?" - "Ah." 561 00:30:51,389 --> 00:30:54,356 Well, there it is! 562 00:30:54,358 --> 00:30:56,393 There it is. You little bugger! 563 00:30:56,394 --> 00:30:58,294 - What? - Your clitoris. 564 00:30:58,296 --> 00:30:59,863 It's down in the bottom of your throat. 565 00:30:59,864 --> 00:31:05,868 - [CRYING] - Oh now, now, Mrs. Lovelace. 566 00:31:05,870 --> 00:31:08,437 There, there. Listen. It's better to have a clitoris 567 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:13,676 deep down in the bottom of your throat than to have no clitoris at all. 568 00:31:13,678 --> 00:31:16,613 That's easy for you to say. 569 00:31:16,614 --> 00:31:18,847 Suppose your balls were in your ears! 570 00:31:18,849 --> 00:31:22,851 Well, then I could hear myself coming. 571 00:31:22,854 --> 00:31:25,821 - [LAUGHS] - And cut! 572 00:31:25,823 --> 00:31:27,723 That was great! 573 00:31:27,725 --> 00:31:30,326 - That was fantastic. Really! Are we good? - Yes. 574 00:31:30,328 --> 00:31:32,027 Great work, everybody! That's a wrap. 575 00:31:32,029 --> 00:31:35,664 2 days down, 5 to go. Nice work! 576 00:31:35,666 --> 00:31:37,599 Do you see? 577 00:31:40,337 --> 00:31:44,773 Do you see that? That's going to be a problem. 578 00:31:47,411 --> 00:31:49,712 - [BUTCH:] I need you to do me a favor, Chuck. - [CHUCK:] What's that? 579 00:31:49,714 --> 00:31:52,781 I need you to go to Miami and pick up some film tomorrow. 580 00:31:52,783 --> 00:31:55,451 Tomorrow? Why? 581 00:31:55,453 --> 00:31:56,819 - Why? - Yes. 582 00:31:56,821 --> 00:31:58,854 Because the stores are all closed 583 00:31:58,856 --> 00:32:01,623 and if we run out of film tomorrow, we're screwed. 584 00:32:01,625 --> 00:32:04,760 But tomorrow's Linda's big day. She needs me. 585 00:32:04,762 --> 00:32:08,431 - Send somebody else. - [SIGHS] OK. 586 00:32:08,432 --> 00:32:10,099 How about I send Linda for the film 587 00:32:10,101 --> 00:32:11,768 and you can spend tomorrow with Harry's cock 588 00:32:11,769 --> 00:32:15,571 - down your throat? - Man! 589 00:32:16,941 --> 00:32:20,676 You've got no movie without my girl. Right? 590 00:32:20,678 --> 00:32:22,845 - You know that. Right, Butchie? - Yes. 591 00:32:22,847 --> 00:32:26,448 And we haven't got any movie without any film either. 592 00:32:28,385 --> 00:32:30,119 Yes. 593 00:32:51,474 --> 00:32:55,177 [JERRY:] All right. This is it everybody. Here we go. Places! 594 00:32:56,846 --> 00:33:01,116 Camera... and action! 595 00:33:01,118 --> 00:33:03,685 You can try it on me. 596 00:33:03,687 --> 00:33:06,522 You'll like it. 597 00:33:08,491 --> 00:33:11,594 Well, what do I have to lose? 598 00:33:22,906 --> 00:33:25,008 [KISSES] 599 00:33:32,015 --> 00:33:36,585 Not bad. We're all going to win Oscars. 600 00:33:45,796 --> 00:33:47,596 Cut. whoa Harry? 601 00:33:47,598 --> 00:33:49,798 - mm - What's the matter? 602 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:53,202 What's happening? What did you 603 00:33:53,204 --> 00:33:56,739 - I don't... I'm... - He came. 604 00:33:56,740 --> 00:34:02,044 - [HARRY:] Yes. - He what? - You came? Get out of here. 605 00:34:02,046 --> 00:34:04,113 What is this? Your junior prom? 606 00:34:04,114 --> 00:34:06,248 I know. I didn't... I just wasn't... 607 00:34:06,250 --> 00:34:08,715 - Just give me 3 minutes. I can go again. - I'm really sorry. 608 00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:12,855 - Did I do something wrong? - [ALL] No, sweetie. 609 00:34:12,857 --> 00:34:15,156 [DISCO MUSIC PLAYING] 610 00:34:15,157 --> 00:34:18,759 [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] 611 00:34:18,761 --> 00:34:21,663 - [MAN:] whoo-hoo - No, thanks. 612 00:34:21,665 --> 00:34:24,931 Hey. This is silk! 613 00:34:24,935 --> 00:34:28,735 - Oysters? - Thank you. 614 00:34:28,739 --> 00:34:30,505 - Thanks. - How are you doing? 615 00:34:30,507 --> 00:34:33,007 [BUTCH:] Hey, oyster man! Yes, come here. We've got to talk. 616 00:34:33,009 --> 00:34:37,078 - Oysters, sir? - The best oysters in Miami! Come here, baby. 617 00:34:37,079 --> 00:34:40,516 Do you know? These are natural aphrodisiacs, honey. 618 00:34:40,518 --> 00:34:42,717 - Yes? - Yes. They make you horny. 619 00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:45,686 - I'm always horny. - [LAUGHS, SLURPS] 620 00:34:45,688 --> 00:34:47,855 Marry me. 621 00:34:52,994 --> 00:34:54,730 No girl for you? I can fix that. 622 00:34:54,732 --> 00:34:58,232 - No, thanks, Charlie. - Hey, Linda. 623 00:34:58,234 --> 00:35:00,969 Why don't you come and sit on Mr. Romano's lap? 624 00:35:00,971 --> 00:35:03,971 I'm having an interesting conversation, Chuck. 625 00:35:03,973 --> 00:35:05,542 Why don't you sit on his lap? 626 00:35:05,542 --> 00:35:08,977 - [LAUGHTER] - [JERRY:] All right. Come on. 627 00:35:08,978 --> 00:35:11,013 The party's moving up to my room. Where are you going? 628 00:35:11,015 --> 00:35:15,082 - Up to my room. Come on. - We're going upstairs anyway. 629 00:35:15,085 --> 00:35:16,852 [SOUL MUSIC PLAYS] 630 00:35:16,853 --> 00:35:19,687 ♪ Help me. Help me. ♪ 631 00:35:19,690 --> 00:35:22,991 ♪ Let me hold it, baby. ♪ 632 00:35:24,826 --> 00:35:26,328 - Hey. Quiet! - [LOWERS VOLUME] 633 00:35:26,330 --> 00:35:28,730 Quiet. 634 00:35:28,732 --> 00:35:31,132 [WOMAN GROANING, THUMPING] 635 00:35:31,134 --> 00:35:35,803 Oh, my God! That's unbelievable. [LAUGHS] 636 00:35:35,806 --> 00:35:39,341 - Who's in the next room? - That's Linda and Chuck. 637 00:35:39,343 --> 00:35:41,176 [RAISES VOLUME] 638 00:35:41,178 --> 00:35:44,012 The girl should be in the, fucking, Olympics! 639 00:35:58,661 --> 00:36:01,029 [LINDA:] I'm a little nervous. 640 00:36:03,933 --> 00:36:07,835 Let's try this. Forget I'm even here. Forget about all this stuff. 641 00:36:07,837 --> 00:36:09,370 Just be yourself. 642 00:36:13,241 --> 00:36:17,745 OK. I don't think for the movie poster 643 00:36:17,748 --> 00:36:22,651 we can be so anatomical. 644 00:36:22,652 --> 00:36:28,656 I just don't want to disappoint anybody, I guess. 645 00:36:28,658 --> 00:36:30,759 Tell me about the role you're playing. 646 00:36:30,762 --> 00:36:36,297 A girl whose clit... [SIGHS] 647 00:36:36,299 --> 00:36:39,701 - I know all that. - OK. 648 00:36:39,703 --> 00:36:44,038 Tell me about the person you're playing. 649 00:36:45,774 --> 00:36:48,176 Well, at first 650 00:36:48,178 --> 00:36:52,247 I'm closed up like a flower 651 00:36:52,248 --> 00:36:55,149 - mm-hmm yes... - ...bud 652 00:36:55,152 --> 00:36:57,387 and 653 00:36:59,721 --> 00:37:01,857 and then, gradually 654 00:37:01,859 --> 00:37:05,861 the petals start to open 655 00:37:05,863 --> 00:37:08,330 and then... 656 00:37:08,332 --> 00:37:12,334 I finally learn about myself 657 00:37:12,335 --> 00:37:16,837 and I learn how to 658 00:37:16,839 --> 00:37:19,875 - to enjoy sex. - Beautiful! 659 00:37:19,877 --> 00:37:23,178 Then I feel free. [LAUGHS] 660 00:37:46,902 --> 00:37:49,203 Don't worry. They're just Polaroid shots. 661 00:37:49,205 --> 00:37:53,241 Oh, I know. It's not that. It's just 662 00:37:53,243 --> 00:37:57,145 you made me beautiful! [LAUGHS] 663 00:37:57,147 --> 00:38:01,882 All right. Hey. What's the matter? 664 00:38:01,884 --> 00:38:03,819 Your girl is going to be a star. 665 00:38:03,821 --> 00:38:06,955 Yes. Great, but who the hell's "Lovelace"? 666 00:38:06,957 --> 00:38:09,123 It's a dynamite name! You've got to admit that. 667 00:38:09,125 --> 00:38:11,460 What about my name? Linda and I are a team. 668 00:38:11,462 --> 00:38:14,495 - What's wrong with Traynor? - Nothing. "Chuck Traynor": 669 00:38:14,498 --> 00:38:17,431 - a good name for a producer. - So I'm a producer now? That's funny. 670 00:38:17,433 --> 00:38:19,768 I thought I was a production assistant. 671 00:38:19,770 --> 00:38:26,174 A girl like Linda... you want to see her name in lights... like, "Linda Lovelace." 672 00:38:26,176 --> 00:38:29,143 That's got to go up on a billboard. Right? 673 00:38:29,145 --> 00:38:34,449 "Lovely lace, Lovelace." 674 00:38:34,451 --> 00:38:38,821 - You're going to be filthy rich. - Me? No. You're going to make a fortune. 675 00:38:38,821 --> 00:38:40,989 - Ah. - Come on, Charlie. You don't think 676 00:38:40,991 --> 00:38:43,324 the investors deserve to make a little bit of money? 677 00:38:43,326 --> 00:38:44,926 That's not what I'm saying. 678 00:38:44,928 --> 00:38:47,196 And, you know, my name isn't "Charlie". 679 00:38:47,196 --> 00:38:48,997 - "Chuck". - You've got it. 680 00:38:48,998 --> 00:38:51,098 Your girl's going to be a star! 681 00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:55,103 That's the value, man. And you own the product! 682 00:38:55,105 --> 00:38:58,073 [EDDIE KENDRICKS:] ♪ Keep on Trucking ♪ 683 00:38:58,074 --> 00:39:00,808 - 2 consenting adults. - $6.00. 684 00:39:00,810 --> 00:39:03,178 - Is it all guys in there? - What do you care? 685 00:39:03,180 --> 00:39:05,080 ♪ Keep on trucking, baby. ♪ 686 00:39:05,082 --> 00:39:07,315 Will you pass me a cigarette, hon? 687 00:39:07,317 --> 00:39:10,986 Do you mind if I smoke while you eat? 688 00:39:10,988 --> 00:39:12,553 [LAUGHS] 689 00:39:12,556 --> 00:39:14,489 Hey. Did you hear about Goldstein? 690 00:39:14,491 --> 00:39:17,459 His magazine gave us 100 percent on the Peter meter. 691 00:39:17,460 --> 00:39:19,861 It looks like we've got a full-blown big-titted hit! 692 00:39:19,863 --> 00:39:22,364 - [SHOUTING] - What's "the Peter meter"? 693 00:39:22,366 --> 00:39:24,098 Did they say anything about how the film was shot? 694 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:26,134 Who gives a fuck, Jerry? A hit's a hit. 695 00:39:26,137 --> 00:39:29,303 Well, then I could hear myself coming. 696 00:39:29,306 --> 00:39:31,506 [LAUGHTER] 697 00:39:31,507 --> 00:39:34,509 [MAN:] This is chief rocker, "Frankie Crocker" 698 00:39:34,512 --> 00:39:38,379 on WNYJ Radio, New York City. We're back with the star 699 00:39:38,382 --> 00:39:41,949 of the scintillating skin flick, Deep Throat, Linda Lovelace 700 00:39:41,951 --> 00:39:44,252 and the film director, Jerry Damiano. 701 00:39:44,254 --> 00:39:46,421 - Hi. - Hello, New York. 702 00:39:46,422 --> 00:39:48,556 Now, Jerry, you were saying earlier how you as an artist 703 00:39:48,558 --> 00:39:50,591 were able to transcend the pornographic medium. 704 00:39:50,594 --> 00:39:53,196 Yes. Well, you know, it wasn't that difficult to do. 705 00:39:53,196 --> 00:39:56,096 I mean, it was... The industry was getting pretty stale, you know. 706 00:39:56,098 --> 00:39:59,201 Everything was just screwing, screwing, screwing and then: "Cut to the money shot." 707 00:39:59,203 --> 00:40:01,203 You know, how many times are you supposed to look at that? 708 00:40:01,205 --> 00:40:03,103 This film is becoming bigger than that. Right? 709 00:40:03,105 --> 00:40:05,507 I mean, this is a phenomenon! 710 00:40:06,509 --> 00:40:09,477 ♪ Baby, that's bad. ♪ 711 00:40:10,546 --> 00:40:13,381 ♪ So hard to bear, yes. ♪ 712 00:40:13,382 --> 00:40:16,350 [COINS JINGLE] 713 00:40:16,353 --> 00:40:19,453 I went to see "Deep Throat" because I'm fond of animal pictures. 714 00:40:19,455 --> 00:40:21,455 - [LAUGHTER] - I thought it was about giraffes. 715 00:40:21,457 --> 00:40:24,459 - [LAUGHTER] - ♪ I feel like I'm on fire ♪ 716 00:40:24,460 --> 00:40:28,363 ♪ And I'll keep on trucking, baby ♪ 717 00:40:28,364 --> 00:40:30,297 [MAN:] Linda, right here. A big smile, Miss Lovelace. 718 00:40:30,299 --> 00:40:33,500 ♪ I've got to keep on trucking ♪ 719 00:40:33,502 --> 00:40:38,239 ♪ I've got to ♪ ♪ get your sweet loving ♪ 720 00:40:39,908 --> 00:40:41,509 [WOMAN:] How does it feel to be 721 00:40:41,512 --> 00:40:43,478 the poster girl for the sexual revolution? 722 00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,145 [LINDA:] It's just a goof. 723 00:40:45,147 --> 00:40:47,114 To me, it's a movie 724 00:40:47,116 --> 00:40:48,984 like any other movie 725 00:40:48,986 --> 00:40:50,618 only, it has so many better things in it! 726 00:40:50,620 --> 00:40:53,520 - Like what? - Like me. [LAUGHS] 727 00:40:53,522 --> 00:40:56,292 ♪ Now, now ♪ 728 00:40:58,426 --> 00:41:00,995 ♪ Keep on trucking. ♪ 729 00:41:00,998 --> 00:41:03,598 ♪ Yes, I've got ♪ 730 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:06,433 Now, Linda, I mean... what do you want to do with the future here, baby? 731 00:41:06,435 --> 00:41:10,205 I hope to make movies, real movie! 732 00:41:10,207 --> 00:41:13,908 And maybe do a play. 733 00:41:13,911 --> 00:41:17,078 I want to be an actress, you know. 734 00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:20,482 [MAN:] The Mississippi River. 735 00:41:22,317 --> 00:41:25,387 What's the only thing that has a bigger mouth than Linda Lovelace? 736 00:41:25,388 --> 00:41:28,589 [LAUGHTER] 737 00:41:48,512 --> 00:41:51,446 - [APPLAUSE] - [MAN:] Right here! 738 00:41:51,448 --> 00:41:54,582 - [MAN 2:] Please, Miss Lovelace! - [MAN 3:] Linda! 739 00:41:56,185 --> 00:41:59,387 - Linda. - That's what I call a welcoming committee! 740 00:41:59,388 --> 00:42:02,123 - Right on. - Linda. 741 00:42:02,125 --> 00:42:05,093 - Hi, Mr. Hefner. - "Hef", please. 742 00:42:05,094 --> 00:42:07,962 Welcome to your party. How about, I trade you 743 00:42:07,964 --> 00:42:11,466 - 2 blondes for a brunette? - Yes. 744 00:42:11,468 --> 00:42:13,435 ♪ Hear your mama come. ♪ 745 00:42:13,437 --> 00:42:15,370 ♪ You're the best ♪ ♪ that she ever had. ♪ 746 00:42:15,372 --> 00:42:17,004 You come with me. 747 00:42:17,007 --> 00:42:18,973 ♪ Yes, mama, won't you ride ♪ 748 00:42:18,975 --> 00:42:22,310 - Look at this. - Butchie Peraino. 749 00:42:22,312 --> 00:42:23,645 - A big fan of yours, Mr. Hefner. - Thanks. 750 00:42:23,647 --> 00:42:25,580 Anthony Romano, Mr. Hefner. 751 00:42:25,582 --> 00:42:28,315 I love the magazine. I love the article about the swinger parties. 752 00:42:28,317 --> 00:42:32,387 Thank you. You, Harry... I'm a big fan of your work. 753 00:42:32,388 --> 00:42:34,522 It is truly an honor, sir. 754 00:42:34,524 --> 00:42:36,690 Oh, I used to tell people that I had the best job 755 00:42:36,692 --> 00:42:38,993 in the world until I saw what you do. 756 00:42:38,995 --> 00:42:43,330 - [LAUGHTER] - We'll see you gentlemen inside. 757 00:42:49,138 --> 00:42:52,306 - Look at these 2 cool cats. - "Mr. Sammy Davis Jr." 758 00:42:52,308 --> 00:42:55,343 - "Miss Lovelace." - "Sammy Davis Jr." 759 00:42:55,344 --> 00:42:58,013 Better not miss this show! 760 00:42:58,015 --> 00:43:00,748 [FILM SOUNDTRACK MUSIC PLAYING] 761 00:43:05,286 --> 00:43:09,056 [APPLAUSE] 762 00:43:11,192 --> 00:43:14,129 - They love you. - It makes me feel, sort of, tingly all over 763 00:43:14,131 --> 00:43:17,598 and then nothing. There's got to be more to sex 764 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:21,368 than just a lot of little tingles. 765 00:43:21,370 --> 00:43:23,738 There's got to be bells ringing 766 00:43:23,739 --> 00:43:28,176 and dams bursting and bombs going off... something! 767 00:43:28,178 --> 00:43:31,312 Do you want to get off or do you want to wreck the city? 768 00:43:31,314 --> 00:43:33,580 - [LAUGHTER] - I think you can be a star. 769 00:43:34,683 --> 00:43:37,285 I don't mean, just an adult-movie star. 770 00:43:37,286 --> 00:43:40,254 I mean a real star! 771 00:43:40,257 --> 00:43:44,225 Oh, I wish I could believe that. 772 00:43:44,227 --> 00:43:47,728 Well, trust me. I see tons of girls 773 00:43:47,730 --> 00:43:49,730 go through this town every year. 774 00:43:49,732 --> 00:43:52,366 - Most of them - [LAUGHTER] 775 00:43:52,368 --> 00:43:53,734 go just like that. 776 00:43:58,841 --> 00:44:01,676 - [BELL TOLLING] - I hear bells ringing 777 00:44:01,678 --> 00:44:04,645 - [APPLAUSE] - and dams bursting 778 00:44:04,647 --> 00:44:07,515 and bombs going off! 779 00:44:07,517 --> 00:44:10,118 [CHEERING] 780 00:44:22,431 --> 00:44:24,667 - Fabulous! - Very sexy, right? Right? 781 00:44:24,667 --> 00:44:26,768 No question! We're getting laid tonight. 782 00:44:26,770 --> 00:44:29,471 - We've got a hit! - No question! 783 00:44:34,643 --> 00:44:38,379 Ladies and gentlemen, the moment we've all been waiting for 784 00:44:38,381 --> 00:44:43,183 the one, the only, Linda Lovelace! 785 00:44:43,185 --> 00:44:47,522 [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] 786 00:45:15,216 --> 00:45:17,551 [MAN:] Are you ready for this? 787 00:45:17,553 --> 00:45:20,654 [LINDA:] I want to set the record straight. 788 00:45:23,759 --> 00:45:29,230 All right. The first few are just to establish a baseline, so just answer "yes" or "no". 789 00:45:33,335 --> 00:45:36,404 Is your name "Linda Lovelace"? 790 00:45:36,406 --> 00:45:38,406 [CHUCKLES] 791 00:45:38,408 --> 00:45:41,676 Can we start with an easier question? 792 00:45:41,678 --> 00:45:44,812 [MAN:] All right. Are you currently working on a book 793 00:45:44,814 --> 00:45:48,882 - about your life with Chuck Traynor? - Yes. 794 00:45:48,884 --> 00:45:52,486 Are you taking this polygraph at the request of the publisher? 795 00:45:52,489 --> 00:45:54,489 Yes. 796 00:45:54,491 --> 00:45:58,192 Were you married to Chuck Traynor? 797 00:45:58,196 --> 00:46:01,428 [NORMAN GREENBAUM:] ♪ Spirit in the Sky ♪ 798 00:46:03,332 --> 00:46:04,933 [GRUNTS] 799 00:46:13,341 --> 00:46:15,243 [GASPS] 800 00:46:15,245 --> 00:46:18,913 - Chuck, you're hurting me. - I know. 801 00:46:18,916 --> 00:46:22,683 [GASPING, MOANING] 802 00:46:27,522 --> 00:46:29,591 - Chuck... - Sh! 803 00:46:29,593 --> 00:46:32,759 Chuck! Easy. 804 00:46:32,762 --> 00:46:34,962 Chuck! 805 00:46:34,964 --> 00:46:37,297 Stop it, Chuck. 806 00:46:37,299 --> 00:46:39,234 Chuck, s... 807 00:46:39,236 --> 00:46:42,937 - Oh shh - [GROANING] 808 00:46:53,015 --> 00:46:55,882 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 809 00:47:01,857 --> 00:47:03,658 Hey. 810 00:47:06,962 --> 00:47:10,897 Oh, God! That was, fucking, far out! 811 00:47:13,569 --> 00:47:15,736 Hey. Come on. 812 00:47:15,739 --> 00:47:17,872 Baby, you're my wife. 813 00:47:18,906 --> 00:47:20,942 Don't trip out. 814 00:47:20,944 --> 00:47:23,277 Hey. 815 00:47:23,279 --> 00:47:26,446 You really hurt me, Chuck. 816 00:47:29,384 --> 00:47:31,051 That was passion. 817 00:47:33,788 --> 00:47:36,690 I love you. 818 00:47:39,594 --> 00:47:43,397 Where's my girl? 819 00:47:43,399 --> 00:47:45,899 You're my girl, right? 820 00:47:45,902 --> 00:47:48,536 - Right. - Yes? Say it. 821 00:47:48,538 --> 00:47:51,372 Say it. 822 00:47:51,373 --> 00:47:53,975 - "I'm your girl." - Don't... 823 00:47:55,944 --> 00:47:58,578 Hey. 824 00:48:04,953 --> 00:48:06,888 [LINDA:] What do you mean by that? Prostitution? 825 00:48:06,890 --> 00:48:08,723 [CHUCK:] Wives can't testify against husbands. 826 00:48:08,725 --> 00:48:10,957 All just that shakedown. 827 00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:13,861 All I need is money. 828 00:48:14,930 --> 00:48:18,598 Baby, do we have enough? 829 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:22,469 It's just you and me. We can't miss. 830 00:48:22,471 --> 00:48:24,872 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 831 00:48:47,596 --> 00:48:50,498 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 832 00:48:53,035 --> 00:48:54,868 ♪ Hold up. ♪ 833 00:48:54,870 --> 00:48:57,038 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 834 00:48:57,041 --> 00:49:00,007 ♪ Who's that girl ♪ ♪ knocking them dead ♪ 835 00:49:00,009 --> 00:49:03,044 ♪ whenever she's in town? ♪ 836 00:49:03,046 --> 00:49:05,413 [BACHMAN-TURNER OVERDRIVE:] ♪ Let it Ride ♪ 837 00:49:05,416 --> 00:49:07,114 This is, sure as shit, more fun than the convention, huh? 838 00:49:07,116 --> 00:49:09,984 [LAUGHS] What do you do for a living? 839 00:49:09,986 --> 00:49:14,122 I sell medical supplies. How about you? 840 00:49:14,123 --> 00:49:19,026 - I'm a part-time gynecologist. - Really? Oh, that's so funny! 841 00:49:19,027 --> 00:49:22,830 We're actually coming out with a new set of stirrups that make it a lot 842 00:49:23,931 --> 00:49:26,834 I get it. That's very funny, Yes. 843 00:49:26,835 --> 00:49:30,036 - Should I take some drink orders? - Yes. What do you want? 844 00:49:30,038 --> 00:49:34,509 - Oh, wow. A Cuban Libre would be great. - 2 Cuban Libres. 845 00:49:34,512 --> 00:49:37,478 Don't worry about that. I've got it. Here you go... 846 00:49:40,082 --> 00:49:41,815 Boy, she's great. 847 00:49:41,817 --> 00:49:43,917 - mm-hmm - Are you guys married? 848 00:49:43,921 --> 00:49:47,120 - Yes. She's going to be a star. - Wow. 849 00:49:47,123 --> 00:49:49,656 [SNIFFS] 850 00:49:52,094 --> 00:49:54,995 Hey. Is that what I think it is? 851 00:49:55,864 --> 00:49:58,466 It is, if you think it's coke. 852 00:50:00,067 --> 00:50:03,538 Do you think I could get a little? 853 00:50:03,541 --> 00:50:07,107 Do you let people use your medical supplies for free? 854 00:50:07,109 --> 00:50:09,210 - OK. No. I get it. - Yes. 855 00:50:09,212 --> 00:50:12,913 Yes. Well, how much? 856 00:50:12,917 --> 00:50:16,750 How much for what? The pussy or the blow? 857 00:50:16,752 --> 00:50:19,020 [LAUGHS] 858 00:50:20,022 --> 00:50:22,589 - Seriously? - Seriously. 859 00:50:22,591 --> 00:50:25,493 ♪ Would you let it ride? ♪ ♪ Would you let it ♪ 860 00:50:25,495 --> 00:50:28,763 It's your lucky day. I'm going to go get Linda. 861 00:50:29,897 --> 00:50:34,067 ♪ Try, try, try. ♪ ♪ Let it ride ♪ 862 00:50:34,071 --> 00:50:36,803 ♪ Try, try, try. ♪ ♪ Let it ride ♪ 863 00:50:36,806 --> 00:50:37,939 [CHUCK:] Hey. Look at me. 864 00:50:37,940 --> 00:50:40,574 ♪ Try, try, try. ♪ 865 00:50:40,576 --> 00:50:42,710 ♪ Let it ride. ♪ 866 00:51:01,864 --> 00:51:04,198 [DOORBELL RINGS] 867 00:51:05,100 --> 00:51:07,835 [DOORBELL RINGS] 868 00:51:10,705 --> 00:51:14,509 - Hi, Ma. - For the love of Christ! It's 2 a.m. 869 00:51:14,512 --> 00:51:17,277 I know. 870 00:51:20,949 --> 00:51:23,783 [WHISPERS] Don't wake your father. 871 00:51:26,087 --> 00:51:30,792 Do you want something to eat? I've got leftovers. 872 00:51:30,792 --> 00:51:35,029 - You're a bag of bones, LindaQ - No. I'm not hungry, Mom. 873 00:51:35,031 --> 00:51:38,132 So, what did you wake me up in the middle of the night for? 874 00:51:40,134 --> 00:51:44,739 I was really hoping that I could 875 00:51:44,741 --> 00:51:47,107 move back in here for a while. 876 00:51:47,109 --> 00:51:49,109 - Here? - Yes. 877 00:51:49,111 --> 00:51:51,779 No. You know that's not possible. 878 00:51:51,781 --> 00:51:55,750 - Why not? - How would it look for a married woman 879 00:51:55,752 --> 00:51:59,219 to move in with her parents apart from her husband! 880 00:52:02,123 --> 00:52:03,757 He hits me, Ma. 881 00:52:03,759 --> 00:52:06,127 [SIGHS] 882 00:52:09,797 --> 00:52:12,098 I can't say, I'm surprised. 883 00:52:13,801 --> 00:52:15,803 What did you do? 884 00:52:15,805 --> 00:52:17,672 What do you mean, "what did I do?" 885 00:52:17,674 --> 00:52:20,607 What did you do to make him angry? 886 00:52:20,609 --> 00:52:23,844 He didn't just hit you out of the blue. 887 00:52:26,982 --> 00:52:29,984 I guess I didn't do what he wanted me to. 888 00:52:29,986 --> 00:52:32,953 You took a vow 889 00:52:32,955 --> 00:52:35,323 a very serious vow. 890 00:52:38,759 --> 00:52:42,663 Can't I just stay, like, a few days, Ma? Please... 891 00:52:42,666 --> 00:52:45,866 And then what? Are you going to get a divorce? 892 00:52:45,868 --> 00:52:47,667 What do you think we are! Protestant? 893 00:52:47,671 --> 00:52:49,736 Ma, you just don't understand. 894 00:52:51,105 --> 00:52:55,810 Linda, I was... 895 00:52:59,181 --> 00:53:02,817 I was 18 years old when I had your sister 896 00:53:02,819 --> 00:53:05,953 unmarried 897 00:53:05,955 --> 00:53:09,190 and all alone 898 00:53:09,192 --> 00:53:11,725 before I met your father. 899 00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:16,397 I'd suffered long and hard. 900 00:53:16,399 --> 00:53:23,036 How dare you come here and tell me I don't understand. 901 00:53:23,038 --> 00:53:25,172 I understand. 902 00:53:27,408 --> 00:53:31,645 Now, God gave you a husband 903 00:53:31,647 --> 00:53:33,681 who provides for you. 904 00:53:33,683 --> 00:53:36,017 And you... 905 00:53:38,654 --> 00:53:40,353 Look at me. 906 00:53:41,723 --> 00:53:44,759 Go home to Chuck. 907 00:53:44,762 --> 00:53:47,194 Be a good wife. 908 00:53:47,196 --> 00:53:52,098 Listen to him and obey him. 909 00:53:55,171 --> 00:53:58,672 Can't I just stay for a little while, Mom, please? 910 00:53:58,674 --> 00:54:00,908 Just please? 911 00:54:00,910 --> 00:54:05,745 Mom, I just need, like, a day, please. 912 00:54:05,748 --> 00:54:08,181 - If you knew - That's enough. 913 00:54:08,183 --> 00:54:10,917 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 914 00:54:12,286 --> 00:54:16,190 - Hello? - Dorothy, it's Chuck. 915 00:54:16,192 --> 00:54:18,359 Hi, Chuck. 916 00:54:18,361 --> 00:54:21,296 - I'm sorry. It's late. - Yes. 917 00:54:21,297 --> 00:54:24,397 I'm looking for Linda. Do you know where she is? 918 00:54:34,276 --> 00:54:36,944 Yes! 919 00:54:39,748 --> 00:54:41,315 I can't do it. 920 00:54:41,317 --> 00:54:43,183 I can't do it any more. 921 00:54:43,185 --> 00:54:47,288 [SIGHS] Yes? 922 00:54:48,723 --> 00:54:49,857 You can't do what? 923 00:54:49,859 --> 00:54:51,991 Everything. I can't do it. 924 00:54:51,993 --> 00:54:54,027 You're doing the movie, Linda. 925 00:55:03,471 --> 00:55:06,107 You know me, right? 926 00:55:06,109 --> 00:55:09,810 Huh? Do you believe me? 927 00:55:09,812 --> 00:55:13,013 Right? Do you believe me? 928 00:55:13,882 --> 00:55:16,082 Do you believe me? 929 00:55:16,085 --> 00:55:17,852 OK. 930 00:55:17,853 --> 00:55:20,520 Because I've worked too fucking hard 931 00:55:20,522 --> 00:55:23,457 to get you this part. 932 00:55:27,228 --> 00:55:29,163 Now, you watch: 933 00:55:29,166 --> 00:55:33,033 This movie is going to make us. 934 00:55:33,902 --> 00:55:37,872 You and me, OK? 935 00:55:40,074 --> 00:55:43,176 - [SOBBING] - Oh. 936 00:55:43,178 --> 00:55:45,913 Oh, there, there, Mrs. Lovelace. 937 00:55:45,916 --> 00:55:48,015 It's all right. Listen. It's better to have a clitoris 938 00:55:48,017 --> 00:55:50,250 deep down in the bottom of your throat than to have 939 00:55:50,252 --> 00:55:55,989 - no clitoris at all. - [LINDA CRYING] That's easy for you say. 940 00:55:55,991 --> 00:55:59,058 What if your balls were in your ears? 941 00:55:59,060 --> 00:56:03,129 [HARRY:] Well, then, I could hear myself coming. 942 00:56:05,232 --> 00:56:07,201 [JERRY:] And cut! 943 00:56:07,203 --> 00:56:10,236 That was great! That was fantastic! 944 00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:12,205 - Are we good? - [MAN:] Yes. We've got it. 945 00:56:12,207 --> 00:56:14,142 [JERRY:] Great work, everybody. That's a wrap. 946 00:56:14,143 --> 00:56:16,176 [BUTCH:] 2 days down, 5 to go. 947 00:56:16,178 --> 00:56:18,212 Here's your, damned, film! 948 00:56:18,214 --> 00:56:19,312 Why don't you sit on his lap? 949 00:56:19,315 --> 00:56:21,982 [LAUGHTER] 950 00:56:23,384 --> 00:56:25,887 - [THUMPING] - Who's in the next room? 951 00:56:25,888 --> 00:56:28,823 Man, I don't think that's them balling. 952 00:56:28,824 --> 00:56:31,392 [LINDA:] Oh! 953 00:56:32,893 --> 00:56:35,930 [LINDA SHOUTING] 954 00:56:44,105 --> 00:56:46,473 If I tell you to sit 955 00:56:46,475 --> 00:56:49,210 stay, screw, fuck 956 00:56:49,212 --> 00:56:52,913 you'll do it, hmm? 957 00:56:59,587 --> 00:57:02,957 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 958 00:57:07,962 --> 00:57:10,864 [George McCrae:] ♪ "Rock Your Baby" ♪ 959 00:57:18,406 --> 00:57:20,341 - ♪ Woman ♪ - [BELL JINGLES] 960 00:57:20,343 --> 00:57:23,544 - ♪ Take me in your arms. ♪ - Hi! 961 00:57:23,546 --> 00:57:25,879 - Hi! - [CHUCK:] Hey. 962 00:57:25,882 --> 00:57:30,517 Oh, my God! You look so beautiful! 963 00:57:30,518 --> 00:57:34,622 - And you look like a poodle with a perm. - [BOTH LAUGH] 964 00:57:34,623 --> 00:57:37,292 I'm kidding. You look beautiful. 965 00:57:37,292 --> 00:57:39,660 - Hey, Chuck. - Hey, Patsy. 966 00:57:39,661 --> 00:57:41,495 You look older. 967 00:57:41,497 --> 00:57:44,498 All right. Hurry it up. Do you guys want to be quick? 968 00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:47,134 I've got some really important people we've got to meet up with later. 969 00:57:48,571 --> 00:57:52,506 Yes. I've picked out some dresses. They're in the changing room. 970 00:57:52,507 --> 00:57:54,975 Go on. 971 00:57:54,977 --> 00:57:58,446 Wow! You look stunning. 972 00:57:58,446 --> 00:58:01,080 [CHUCKLES] 973 00:58:01,082 --> 00:58:04,118 Linda, can I be honest with you about something? 974 00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:08,154 - Yes, of course. - I'm worried about you. 975 00:58:08,156 --> 00:58:11,225 - Why? Because of the movie? - No. 976 00:58:11,227 --> 00:58:14,194 I don't care about the movie. 977 00:58:14,196 --> 00:58:16,230 It's everything. It's Chuck. It's the people you... 978 00:58:19,199 --> 00:58:20,968 Don't be crazy. 979 00:58:20,969 --> 00:58:23,270 What is going on? 980 00:58:24,638 --> 00:58:26,507 It's Chuck, isn't it? 981 00:58:26,509 --> 00:58:29,710 Just tell me so that I can help you. 982 00:58:29,712 --> 00:58:32,946 Please? 983 00:58:45,393 --> 00:58:47,493 Do you know how lucky I am? 984 00:58:47,495 --> 00:58:52,031 I mean, a girl like me landing a guy like Chuck? 985 00:58:53,201 --> 00:58:55,669 I'm nothing without him. 986 00:58:55,671 --> 00:58:58,538 Jesus, Linda! You know we're in a hurry. 987 00:58:58,542 --> 00:59:00,607 Sorry. 988 00:59:02,544 --> 00:59:04,512 OK. 989 00:59:13,288 --> 00:59:17,257 - Hey. A little toast! - No. I'd like to propose a toast. 990 00:59:17,259 --> 00:59:18,993 - All right, Harry. - Oh. 991 00:59:18,995 --> 00:59:20,728 To Linda, for sharing with me 992 00:59:20,730 --> 00:59:23,129 the 10 best minutes of my professional career. 993 00:59:23,132 --> 00:59:27,067 I heard, it was the best 10 seconds of your career. 994 00:59:27,069 --> 00:59:30,637 - Leave it to the broad to get honest! - What about me? 995 00:59:30,638 --> 00:59:34,142 You fucked me. If the movie's such a hit, where's my cut? 996 00:59:34,143 --> 00:59:37,243 I've told Linda we're going to double her salary on Deep Throat 2. 997 00:59:37,245 --> 00:59:39,580 She's going to get $2,500. How about that? 998 00:59:39,582 --> 00:59:42,417 - You've told Linda? - Yes. 999 00:59:44,419 --> 00:59:48,055 Let me see the picture. It's a full-on irregular pose. 1000 00:59:48,056 --> 00:59:49,522 [LINDA GASPS] No. 1001 00:59:49,524 --> 00:59:53,560 No. Chuck, no! 1002 00:59:53,562 --> 00:59:57,297 Chuck, it's freezing! God! 1003 00:59:57,299 --> 00:59:59,632 [WAILS] Chuck! 1004 01:00:01,603 --> 01:00:04,504 It was stupid. I spoke to Butchie Peraino 1005 01:00:04,507 --> 01:00:06,440 about my salary for the sequel. 1006 01:00:06,442 --> 01:00:08,542 I never spoke to anybody about money after that. 1007 01:00:08,544 --> 01:00:10,076 That's for sure. 1008 01:00:10,078 --> 01:00:13,147 [MAN:] Did Chuck control your finances? 1009 01:00:13,149 --> 01:00:15,281 Yes. He controlled everything. 1010 01:00:15,283 --> 01:00:20,654 I never saw a penny, not even after we moved to Malibu. 1011 01:00:26,161 --> 01:00:27,796 [MAN ON PHONE] Yes, but the price break doesn't 1012 01:00:27,797 --> 01:00:30,230 [CHUCK:] I get pitched this shit all the time. 1013 01:00:30,232 --> 01:00:32,098 It's got to be something special. 1014 01:00:32,100 --> 01:00:34,167 - [MAN:] These are special. - Could you make it glow? 1015 01:00:34,171 --> 01:00:36,736 - Huh? - Like "glow in the dark"? 1016 01:00:36,739 --> 01:00:39,373 - [MAN LAUGHS] - Yes. That'd be groovy, right? 1017 01:00:39,375 --> 01:00:42,509 And it should say, "Lovelace" on the side 1018 01:00:42,512 --> 01:00:44,844 and then, "Chuck Traynor" on the other side. 1019 01:00:44,846 --> 01:00:47,381 - Why would you want your name on the side? - It's America, man! 1020 01:00:47,382 --> 01:00:49,149 Why wouldn't I want my name on the side of a dildo? 1021 01:00:49,151 --> 01:00:51,551 You've got it. I'll send them out right away. 1022 01:00:51,553 --> 01:00:53,719 - All right. OK. - Thanks. 1023 01:00:53,721 --> 01:00:55,823 I'll talk to you later. 1024 01:00:57,491 --> 01:00:59,493 All right. Where'd we leave off? 1025 01:00:59,495 --> 01:01:05,832 The part about the first time I screwed Linda? 1026 01:01:05,835 --> 01:01:07,468 "Chuck pushed me back." 1027 01:01:07,469 --> 01:01:11,238 "His fat, rock-like muscle tore into me." 1028 01:01:11,239 --> 01:01:15,375 - "'Oh, my God', I said." - What do you think? 1029 01:01:18,113 --> 01:01:21,714 - It sounds good. - But you've got a problem with it. 1030 01:01:21,716 --> 01:01:24,852 It's just that your "rock-like muscle" 1031 01:01:24,853 --> 01:01:27,353 seems to play an inordinately large role 1032 01:01:27,355 --> 01:01:30,591 - in Linda's autobiography. - "Inordinately..." [LAUGHS] 1033 01:01:30,593 --> 01:01:34,262 - How'd you get here? - Mr. Hefner sent me. 1034 01:01:34,263 --> 01:01:36,663 Right. And how about the next time I want your opinion 1035 01:01:36,666 --> 01:01:40,567 I'll ask you what my cock tastes like. 1036 01:01:40,569 --> 01:01:43,770 Yes, sir, boss. I reckon it tastes like a piña colada. 1037 01:01:43,772 --> 01:01:46,272 - [GIGGLES] - [CHUCK:] Anthony. 1038 01:01:46,274 --> 01:01:48,841 - [ANTHONY:] Hey, Chuck. - How are you doing? Look who's here. 1039 01:01:48,844 --> 01:01:51,645 - Hi, Anthony. - Look at you. 1040 01:01:51,647 --> 01:01:54,413 You're like a regular California girl. Come here. 1041 01:01:54,417 --> 01:01:58,384 - I thought you were in Vegas. - Yes. I just came back from the pa... 1042 01:01:59,821 --> 01:02:02,823 - What, are you kidding me? - It's going to look more like her. 1043 01:02:05,926 --> 01:02:08,296 Come outside. I want to show you something. 1044 01:02:08,297 --> 01:02:10,497 It's great to see you, kid. 1045 01:02:10,498 --> 01:02:12,866 - Jesus! - Going to put freckles. 1046 01:02:12,868 --> 01:02:14,835 Ah, Jesus! 1047 01:02:14,837 --> 01:02:17,603 [CHUCK:] How have you been? Good to see you! 1048 01:02:17,605 --> 01:02:18,839 [DOOR CLOSES] 1049 01:02:21,442 --> 01:02:22,709 I'll bet you $10, the only thing 1050 01:02:22,710 --> 01:02:25,344 "rock-like" on that man is his brain. 1051 01:02:25,346 --> 01:02:28,248 [LAUGHS] You're going to get us into trouble. 1052 01:02:28,250 --> 01:02:31,585 [LAUGHS] Baby, look at us. I think we're already in trouble. 1053 01:02:31,587 --> 01:02:34,221 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1054 01:02:34,223 --> 01:02:37,757 Good afternoon. Lovelace Enterprises, Marsha speaking. 1055 01:02:37,759 --> 01:02:41,296 A nice car, Chuck. It must have cost you a few dimes. 1056 01:02:41,297 --> 01:02:44,297 - I know why you're here. - I should hope so. 1057 01:02:44,299 --> 01:02:46,600 [SIGHS] 1058 01:02:46,602 --> 01:02:48,935 I need a couple of more weeks. 1059 01:02:48,937 --> 01:02:51,872 We've got the Linda Lovelace blow-up dolls. We've got all the sex toys. 1060 01:02:51,873 --> 01:02:55,209 Hey. You're getting, like, 5 times your money back! 1061 01:02:55,210 --> 01:02:58,212 Man, do you want a blow-up doll? I've got a couple in the house. 1062 01:02:58,214 --> 01:03:01,848 I don't want a, fucking, blow-up doll. I want my 25 grand. 1063 01:03:01,850 --> 01:03:05,551 You'll get it. You're in on the ground floor. We've got the 1064 01:03:05,553 --> 01:03:06,953 We've got the Playboy spread coming out. 1065 01:03:06,955 --> 01:03:08,788 - mm-hmm - She's a brand name. 1066 01:03:08,792 --> 01:03:10,489 She's like "Betty", fucking, "Crocker". 1067 01:03:10,491 --> 01:03:12,459 No, she's "Linda", fucking, "Lovelace". 1068 01:03:12,460 --> 01:03:15,428 Listen to me. If you want to pay us back 1069 01:03:15,431 --> 01:03:17,663 you'll get her doing what she's good at. 1070 01:03:17,667 --> 01:03:21,567 Now, I've got Deep Throat 2, 3, 4 lined up and ready to go. 1071 01:03:21,571 --> 01:03:23,603 - No. - Now, this is big business we're talking about! 1072 01:03:23,605 --> 01:03:26,873 It's not some, fucking, nickel-and-dime, shit, you're talking about! 1073 01:03:26,875 --> 01:03:31,344 You see, that's where you're wrong. This isn't small-time. 1074 01:03:31,346 --> 01:03:34,248 I'm meeting this guy at Hef's party. OK? 1075 01:03:34,250 --> 01:03:36,549 This guy, he owns half the adult bookstores 1076 01:03:36,551 --> 01:03:39,986 on the West Coast, millions in merchandise. 1077 01:03:39,989 --> 01:03:42,855 Linda, like, sweet-talks this guy. Right? 1078 01:03:42,857 --> 01:03:45,359 Or better yet, she sweet-sucks this guy 1079 01:03:45,361 --> 01:03:48,395 and we're made in the shade! 1080 01:03:48,397 --> 01:03:50,464 Come on. You worry too much. 1081 01:03:50,466 --> 01:03:52,966 We're talking about money, Chuck. 1082 01:03:52,968 --> 01:03:56,502 I always worry about money. 1083 01:03:59,339 --> 01:04:02,375 Well, what do I have to lose? 1084 01:04:02,377 --> 01:04:07,714 Do you know how sometimes life imitates art? 1085 01:04:11,685 --> 01:04:14,388 I think 1086 01:04:14,390 --> 01:04:17,623 I think this is one of those moments. 1087 01:04:18,859 --> 01:04:22,495 [APPLAUSE, CHEERING] 1088 01:04:57,098 --> 01:05:00,433 [LINDA:] Chuck seems to have left with the car. 1089 01:05:00,435 --> 01:05:03,671 [HUGH:] Yes. I see he hasn't changed. 1090 01:05:03,672 --> 01:05:07,940 - Well, come on. I'll give you a lift. - Really? 1091 01:05:07,942 --> 01:05:10,710 Hey. Why don't we go someplace? 1092 01:05:10,712 --> 01:05:15,549 Let's grab a drink somewhere. 1093 01:05:15,551 --> 01:05:18,752 - You don't want to? - It's probably best just to take you home, Linda. 1094 01:05:18,754 --> 01:05:20,721 - I'm sorry. - OK. 1095 01:05:25,926 --> 01:05:29,029 [CAR PULLING AWAY] 1096 01:05:39,073 --> 01:05:41,607 Chuck! 1097 01:05:53,587 --> 01:05:56,589 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1098 01:05:58,658 --> 01:05:59,826 Hello? 1099 01:05:59,828 --> 01:06:01,627 Hi, Daddy. Did I wake you? 1100 01:06:01,629 --> 01:06:04,631 No. We're just getting up. 1101 01:06:04,632 --> 01:06:07,768 It's late out there, huh? It's Linda. 1102 01:06:07,770 --> 01:06:09,870 Well, who else would it be at this time of day? 1103 01:06:09,872 --> 01:06:12,605 I've just got home from a party. 1104 01:06:12,607 --> 01:06:14,741 Yes, and why am I not surprised? 1105 01:06:14,743 --> 01:06:17,676 No, Daddy. It was a business party. 1106 01:06:17,678 --> 01:06:21,047 But I met Sammy Davis Jr. 1107 01:06:21,049 --> 01:06:25,484 - Who's Sammy Davis Jr.? - You know who he is. He's that colored guy 1108 01:06:25,486 --> 01:06:28,922 you know... "Mr. Bojangles." 1109 01:06:28,924 --> 01:06:32,826 - She's right. [LAUGHS] - I know who he is, Dorothy. 1110 01:06:32,828 --> 01:06:35,861 I was just joshing. 1111 01:06:39,567 --> 01:06:42,637 Your mother, she... 1112 01:06:44,205 --> 01:06:46,739 Every time that Johnny Carson mentions your name 1113 01:06:46,741 --> 01:06:48,908 she changes the channel. 1114 01:06:52,212 --> 01:06:54,580 I saw your movie. 1115 01:06:58,887 --> 01:07:00,853 I don't even know who that was up there. 1116 01:07:00,855 --> 01:07:03,857 That was certainly not my little girl! 1117 01:07:08,094 --> 01:07:10,497 I had to walk out. 1118 01:07:14,701 --> 01:07:16,837 Was it something that we did? 1119 01:07:18,473 --> 01:07:21,674 I keep thinking that it has to be. 1120 01:07:29,984 --> 01:07:33,520 - [CAR DOOR CLOSES] - I've got to go, Daddy. 1121 01:07:36,190 --> 01:07:39,024 I'll tell your mother you said, you're fine. 1122 01:07:39,027 --> 01:07:41,560 I love you. 1123 01:07:45,667 --> 01:07:50,203 I'm sorry, Chuck. I looked everywhere for you. 1124 01:07:51,172 --> 01:07:54,774 You lost us a movie deal tonight 1125 01:07:54,776 --> 01:07:58,879 just sitting up onstage, taking bows like 1126 01:07:58,881 --> 01:08:01,013 "Princess", fucking, "Grace". 1127 01:08:01,017 --> 01:08:04,750 - I'm sorry, Chuck. - 50... maybe 100,000! 1128 01:08:04,752 --> 01:08:08,053 - To do another fuck film? - No, Linda. It's Shakespeare! 1129 01:08:08,056 --> 01:08:11,223 I told them you do a great English accent 1130 01:08:11,225 --> 01:08:14,527 particularly with a cock down your throat. 1131 01:08:17,832 --> 01:08:20,131 Hey! 1132 01:08:20,135 --> 01:08:22,734 I'm sorry, Chuck. 1133 01:08:22,738 --> 01:08:28,073 I'm not doing any more porn... ever. 1134 01:08:45,591 --> 01:08:48,560 We're going to a party. Come on. 1135 01:08:49,863 --> 01:08:53,131 - We just came from a party. - Yes. 1136 01:09:02,341 --> 01:09:05,243 All right. Here it is. 1137 01:09:09,684 --> 01:09:10,984 - Hey. - How are you doing? 1138 01:09:10,984 --> 01:09:12,783 - Welcome to the party. - It's good to see you. 1139 01:09:12,787 --> 01:09:14,953 This is "Mr. Shapiro". He's a big-time Hollywood producer. 1140 01:09:14,957 --> 01:09:18,689 I'm a huge fan. I've seen Throat, like, 10 times. 1141 01:09:18,693 --> 01:09:21,091 You look like... Let's go inside. It's cool. It's... 1142 01:09:21,095 --> 01:09:23,328 In fact, I'm shooting something right now. 1143 01:09:23,332 --> 01:09:24,930 - It'd be perfect for you. - All right. 1144 01:09:24,930 --> 01:09:26,666 Oh, is that what this... Is this an audition? 1145 01:09:26,667 --> 01:09:28,868 A "Linda Lovelace" audition? No. 1146 01:09:28,868 --> 01:09:31,837 - Give me a second. - Absolutely. Sure. 1147 01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:35,305 Just give us some privacy for a minute. OK. 1148 01:09:35,309 --> 01:09:38,243 You just sit down right here. Just have a seat. 1149 01:09:38,246 --> 01:09:42,881 You will sit here and say nothing. OK? 1150 01:09:42,881 --> 01:09:46,251 ♪ Keep shaking ♪ ♪ everything you got. ♪ 1151 01:09:46,252 --> 01:09:49,654 - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] - ♪ Rock and boogie ♪ 1152 01:09:49,658 --> 01:09:51,689 Chuck! 1153 01:09:52,091 --> 01:09:53,792 Chuck! 1154 01:09:53,795 --> 01:09:56,297 - Ah, man, do you know what? - What? 1155 01:09:56,298 --> 01:09:57,864 - No. - No. Come on. 1156 01:09:57,866 --> 01:09:59,900 [INDISTINCT TALKING] 1157 01:09:59,902 --> 01:10:02,302 What are you going to do? 1158 01:10:02,304 --> 01:10:04,938 No. It's going to be 6 times the money. Hey! 1159 01:10:04,940 --> 01:10:07,074 Listen to me! Come here. 1160 01:10:07,075 --> 01:10:09,009 - [GRUNTING] This is crazy. - Come here. 1161 01:10:09,010 --> 01:10:14,147 Come back in here. shh! Shut your mouth. OK? 1162 01:10:14,150 --> 01:10:16,916 - You're going to do this. Do you understand me? - What? 1163 01:10:16,918 --> 01:10:19,654 You're going to do... Just shut it. 1164 01:10:19,655 --> 01:10:23,257 You're going to do this and there's nothing you 1165 01:10:23,258 --> 01:10:27,962 or Hugh, fucking, Hefner can do about it. All right? 1166 01:10:30,865 --> 01:10:32,732 - We're OK? - OK. 1167 01:10:32,735 --> 01:10:34,802 [INDISTINCT WHISPERING] 1168 01:10:34,803 --> 01:10:38,672 OK. I'll talk to her. 1169 01:10:40,875 --> 01:10:42,342 - Chuck. - [DOOR CLOSES] 1170 01:10:42,344 --> 01:10:44,344 Do you know what? I don't think this is going to 1171 01:10:44,346 --> 01:10:46,446 - Oh, no. This'll work fine. - No. 1172 01:10:46,449 --> 01:10:49,049 Just... yes, it's just... OK. All right. That's... 1173 01:10:49,052 --> 01:10:51,751 [MEN MUTTERING] 1174 01:10:51,753 --> 01:10:53,887 - Baby, I've got a good one. - Chuck! 1175 01:10:53,889 --> 01:10:57,824 - [MAN LAUGHS] - No. 1176 01:10:59,427 --> 01:11:02,062 Oh, man. Hi. 1177 01:11:02,065 --> 01:11:03,263 [GROANS] 1178 01:11:27,855 --> 01:11:29,956 Are you all right? 1179 01:11:35,429 --> 01:11:37,797 Hey! 1180 01:11:39,934 --> 01:11:42,168 Linda! Hey! 1181 01:11:42,170 --> 01:11:45,940 [PANTING, GRUNTS] 1182 01:11:45,941 --> 01:11:49,744 Oh, honey! Stay down. 1183 01:11:49,745 --> 01:11:51,978 Oh, my God! 1184 01:11:56,985 --> 01:11:59,018 Oh, my God! 1185 01:12:03,458 --> 01:12:06,427 - [SIREN CHIRPS] - Oh, Jesus! Get up. 1186 01:12:06,428 --> 01:12:08,027 Get up. 1187 01:12:11,165 --> 01:12:13,967 Oh, shit! 1188 01:12:15,369 --> 01:12:17,370 Step away from the lady! 1189 01:12:17,373 --> 01:12:19,507 - Sir, step away from the lady! - She's my wife. 1190 01:12:19,508 --> 01:12:22,976 - Step away from the lady now! - Look. I'm her husband. 1191 01:12:22,978 --> 01:12:26,547 - Is that true, madam? - Yes. 1192 01:12:26,548 --> 01:12:28,248 Madam, are you OK? 1193 01:12:31,919 --> 01:12:35,255 Wait a minute. I know you. You're that chick, right? 1194 01:12:35,257 --> 01:12:38,424 - That's "Linda Lovelace". - The blow-job girl? 1195 01:12:38,427 --> 01:12:42,562 Sir, take her home and get her cleaned up. OK? 1196 01:12:42,565 --> 01:12:46,199 - You have a good night. - Yes. 1197 01:12:47,334 --> 01:12:49,469 Hey. Ms. Lovelace... 1198 01:12:51,038 --> 01:12:55,141 do think I could have your autograph? 1199 01:14:08,182 --> 01:14:10,049 Hi, operator. 1200 01:14:10,052 --> 01:14:13,087 I'd like to make a collect call. 1201 01:14:17,625 --> 01:14:22,629 I wanted to talk to you about the money Chuck owes. 1202 01:14:22,632 --> 01:14:24,565 [SIGHS] 1203 01:14:24,566 --> 01:14:28,101 You mean, the money "you and Chuck" owe? 1204 01:14:28,103 --> 01:14:31,137 Chuck always handled the money 1205 01:14:31,139 --> 01:14:32,906 so I've never seen any of it. 1206 01:14:32,909 --> 01:14:36,309 OK, Linda. Listen to me. Just do another movie. 1207 01:14:36,311 --> 01:14:40,647 Call it whatever you want... Really Deep Throat... I don't care. 1208 01:14:40,650 --> 01:14:44,918 1 more movie, and you're both out of debt. 1209 01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:47,553 The world wants to see you, Linda 1210 01:14:47,556 --> 01:14:50,089 but they only want to see you do 1 thing. 1211 01:14:50,092 --> 01:14:52,659 If you do another movie I'm going to make sure 1212 01:14:52,661 --> 01:14:55,962 it's a classy production and you're going to have any director you want. 1213 01:14:55,964 --> 01:15:00,467 I'm going to bring Harry back. Come on. It'll be like old times. 1214 01:15:02,135 --> 01:15:04,070 Jesus! 1215 01:15:09,309 --> 01:15:12,178 I just can't do it any more. 1216 01:15:21,522 --> 01:15:26,192 - Here you go. Thanks. - Thank you. 1217 01:16:02,397 --> 01:16:05,132 [LINE RINGING] 1218 01:16:05,133 --> 01:16:07,567 [SNIFFING] 1219 01:16:07,568 --> 01:16:10,003 [LINE CONTINUES RINGING] 1220 01:16:12,706 --> 01:16:15,742 [MOANS] 1221 01:16:15,744 --> 01:16:19,112 Hello? Linda? 1222 01:16:19,114 --> 01:16:21,315 - shh, shh - [WOMAN:] Can I help you? 1223 01:16:21,316 --> 01:16:27,120 Linda, it's Chuck, and I told you I wanted to say I'm sorry. 1224 01:16:27,123 --> 01:16:31,357 - [WOMAN:] This is the hotel operator. - Oh. 1225 01:16:31,360 --> 01:16:33,559 Um... 1226 01:16:33,561 --> 01:16:36,062 "Traynor". Traynor's room. 1227 01:16:36,065 --> 01:16:37,263 Could you spell that, please? 1228 01:16:37,266 --> 01:16:41,101 "Traynor", T-R-A-Y-N-O-R? 1229 01:16:41,102 --> 01:16:44,772 - T-R-A-Y-N-O-R? - Yes. 1230 01:16:44,773 --> 01:16:46,739 Checking. 1231 01:16:46,741 --> 01:16:49,175 I'm sorry. I don't see a guest by that name. 1232 01:16:49,177 --> 01:16:53,413 Try "Boreman". B-O-R-E-M-A-N? 1233 01:16:53,415 --> 01:16:56,682 - B-O-R-E-M-A-N? - Um... 1234 01:16:56,684 --> 01:17:00,452 Any other... another name? 1235 01:17:00,455 --> 01:17:04,123 "Lovelace"? 1236 01:17:04,125 --> 01:17:08,462 I'm sorry. There isn't a guest under that name. 1237 01:17:08,464 --> 01:17:10,530 Hello? 1238 01:17:17,237 --> 01:17:19,639 [CRYING] 1239 01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:43,529 [DIAL TONE BEEPING] 1240 01:17:54,241 --> 01:17:56,442 You stupid bitch! 1241 01:17:56,443 --> 01:17:59,712 - [GUNSHOT] - [AIR HISSING] 1242 01:18:01,648 --> 01:18:03,749 Fuck! 1243 01:18:04,652 --> 01:18:06,285 [YELLS] 1244 01:18:20,735 --> 01:18:23,536 Linda? 1245 01:18:23,538 --> 01:18:24,904 Linda? 1246 01:18:26,740 --> 01:18:29,142 Hey, Charlie. 1247 01:18:29,144 --> 01:18:33,312 I thought you said Linda was staying here. 1248 01:18:33,315 --> 01:18:38,418 She was. We switched rooms this morning. 1249 01:18:38,419 --> 01:18:41,587 You're going to have to find yourself a new porn star, Charlie. 1250 01:18:41,589 --> 01:18:43,923 Um... 1251 01:18:43,925 --> 01:18:47,293 Hey, man. Is... 1252 01:18:47,295 --> 01:18:49,695 [GROANS] 1253 01:18:51,231 --> 01:18:53,199 No. 1254 01:18:53,201 --> 01:18:55,535 - Turn around. - No. 1255 01:18:58,639 --> 01:19:01,674 aah! 1256 01:19:01,677 --> 01:19:03,409 [YELLING] 1257 01:19:07,848 --> 01:19:09,749 Fucker! You're not going to 1258 01:19:09,751 --> 01:19:11,485 you're not going to see her! 1259 01:19:11,486 --> 01:19:14,387 You're not going to think about her! 1260 01:19:50,592 --> 01:19:53,626 [HUMMING] 1261 01:19:54,494 --> 01:19:57,431 [TELEPHONE RINGS] 1262 01:19:59,534 --> 01:20:01,969 Hello? 1263 01:20:01,971 --> 01:20:03,936 This is "Linda Marchiano". 1264 01:20:09,643 --> 01:20:11,577 Oh, my God! 1265 01:20:12,813 --> 01:20:14,847 OK. 1266 01:20:15,682 --> 01:20:19,018 OK. 'Bye. 1267 01:20:23,757 --> 01:20:25,891 That was my publisher. 1268 01:20:25,893 --> 01:20:27,960 I've passed the polygraph. 1269 01:20:29,696 --> 01:20:31,731 They believe me. 1270 01:20:33,267 --> 01:20:35,402 Do you really want this? 1271 01:20:37,371 --> 01:20:40,973 I just really want people to know what happened. You know... 1272 01:20:45,512 --> 01:20:47,614 Well, we'll explain in just a moment... 1273 01:20:47,615 --> 01:20:49,982 why she is no longer this person. 1274 01:20:49,985 --> 01:20:52,585 I hope she won't be offended if I identify her by the name 1275 01:20:52,587 --> 01:20:54,920 that really has become world-famous 1276 01:20:54,922 --> 01:20:56,522 a woman who starred in what has been called 1277 01:20:56,525 --> 01:20:58,491 the "Gone With the Wind" of pornography. 1278 01:20:58,494 --> 01:21:01,360 Would you please welcome "Linda Lovelace"! 1279 01:21:01,362 --> 01:21:03,297 [APPLAUSE] 1280 01:21:03,298 --> 01:21:05,831 [theme music plays] 1281 01:21:11,071 --> 01:21:13,839 Linda Lovelace's book is titled Ordeal 1282 01:21:13,842 --> 01:21:15,909 and it really was. This is the 1283 01:21:15,910 --> 01:21:17,744 this is the grimmest book I've ever read in my life. 1284 01:21:17,745 --> 01:21:19,378 I mean, you've been beaten, knocked around 1285 01:21:19,380 --> 01:21:21,681 I mean, every liberty in the world... 1286 01:21:21,683 --> 01:21:23,784 How'd you get involved with all that stuff? 1287 01:21:23,785 --> 01:21:27,420 I mean, how could a nice girl like you... How do you answer that? 1288 01:21:27,422 --> 01:21:30,956 Well, I had the misfortune of meeting Chuck Traynor. 1289 01:21:30,958 --> 01:21:33,527 But it didn't start out like you're describing. 1290 01:21:33,529 --> 01:21:37,330 He was a gentleman when I first met him. 1291 01:21:37,333 --> 01:21:40,400 He was always opening doors for me and lighting my cigarettes 1292 01:21:40,402 --> 01:21:43,602 and he was very charming when he wanted to be. 1293 01:21:44,839 --> 01:21:46,572 And I was young, you know. I was 1294 01:21:46,574 --> 01:21:51,744 I was 21 when I went to live with him. 1295 01:21:51,746 --> 01:21:57,550 And it wasn't until after that that things just started to change. 1296 01:21:57,552 --> 01:22:03,356 He started talking about different sexual things 1297 01:22:03,358 --> 01:22:07,727 things that I had never heard of before 1298 01:22:07,730 --> 01:22:10,931 things that I couldn't imagine, you know. 1299 01:22:10,932 --> 01:22:14,034 I didn't want to. You know, I was raised 1300 01:22:14,035 --> 01:22:17,670 I was raised to obey my husband 1301 01:22:17,672 --> 01:22:20,973 to please him, for better or for worse 1302 01:22:20,976 --> 01:22:25,077 - so that's what I did. - Dear God! 1303 01:22:27,013 --> 01:22:29,482 Linda, I have read your book, Ordeal 1304 01:22:29,485 --> 01:22:32,152 and I still find it very hard to relate to you 1305 01:22:32,154 --> 01:22:34,987 and to believe that you have become a changed person. 1306 01:22:34,989 --> 01:22:38,624 I expect people to have great difficulty 1307 01:22:38,626 --> 01:22:40,960 realizing how hard it was for me to get out 1308 01:22:40,962 --> 01:22:44,096 but I think people who have known fear 1309 01:22:44,098 --> 01:22:46,766 will understand it, though, immediately. 1310 01:22:46,768 --> 01:22:49,835 Linda, do you think this book will help bring about 1311 01:22:49,837 --> 01:22:53,406 you know... any change for other girls that are in this predicament? 1312 01:22:53,409 --> 01:22:56,476 I do have that hope. I... God forbid, there's somebody out there 1313 01:22:56,477 --> 01:22:59,144 that's going through what I went through 1314 01:22:59,147 --> 01:23:03,150 and maybe they can get the courage to get out of it. 1315 01:23:03,152 --> 01:23:07,186 I hope this book helps her to realize that 1316 01:23:07,188 --> 01:23:10,956 that you can come out of this, a complete person again. 1317 01:23:10,958 --> 01:23:14,494 Linda, you really were, and are, but especially in the early seventies 1318 01:23:14,495 --> 01:23:17,129 you were quite a celebrity! Everybody talked about you. 1319 01:23:17,132 --> 01:23:22,934 All conversations about you include a normal statement 1320 01:23:22,937 --> 01:23:24,937 that comes out dirty because of the context. 1321 01:23:24,940 --> 01:23:26,539 That's an awful way for you... 1322 01:23:26,541 --> 01:23:27,973 That's going to follow you forever. 1323 01:23:27,976 --> 01:23:30,543 You know, I spent exactly 17 days 1324 01:23:30,545 --> 01:23:35,882 in the pornography industry, and somehow these 17 days 1325 01:23:35,883 --> 01:23:37,983 are supposed to define who I am for the rest of my life! 1326 01:23:37,985 --> 01:23:42,655 But I hope that people can see me 1327 01:23:42,657 --> 01:23:44,557 for who I really am. 1328 01:23:44,559 --> 01:23:47,827 I mean, "Linda Lovelace" was a fictitious character. 1329 01:23:47,829 --> 01:23:50,163 My name is "Linda Marchiano". 1330 01:23:50,164 --> 01:23:52,865 I can finally be myself. 1331 01:23:52,867 --> 01:23:55,568 I'm a mother and a wife 1332 01:23:55,570 --> 01:23:58,672 and that is where I've found my joy. 1333 01:24:11,684 --> 01:24:14,620 Go ahead. We'll give you a minute, all right? 1334 01:24:14,623 --> 01:24:16,056 OK. 1335 01:24:30,003 --> 01:24:32,272 You've made it. 1336 01:25:14,748 --> 01:25:17,249 I love you, Mom. 1337 01:25:21,288 --> 01:25:25,791 Oh, let's not make a federal case out of this. 1338 01:25:27,260 --> 01:25:29,596 - [FATHER:] Hey. - [BOY:] Hi. 1339 01:25:29,597 --> 01:25:32,798 - Hey. How are you? - Good. 1340 01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:35,601 Let's get you something to eat. 1341 01:25:35,603 --> 01:25:37,769 It's good to see you. How are you doing? What have we got here? 1342 01:25:37,772 --> 01:25:42,174 Oh. Good to see you, man. How are you doing? 1343 01:25:42,177 --> 01:25:44,943 [ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING] 97490