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I am the Lexx
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I am the most powerful weapon
of destruction in the two universes.
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I was grown on the Cluster, which is ruled by His Shadow
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The food was good there.
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My captain is Stanley Tweedle
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I blow up planets for him
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Stanley used to be a security guard class 4 on the Cluster,
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until he became a fugitive
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This fugitive wanted, for immediate termination.
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He is my captain now because he got my key
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from heretics who wanted to steal me
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Take us away from here,
ake us out past the frontier, take us someplace better!!
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But he was the one who took me away
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Stan was helped by Zev of B3K
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She was made into a love slave as
punishment for failing to perform her wifely duties
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but things went wrong
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Now she is part Cluster lizard
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so sometimes she is not a nice lady
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See ya, lover boy!.
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A robot head, 790, got part of the love slave
transformation that was meant for her
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I will love you forever!
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He is in my crew too
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Because she is a love slave,
Zev likes men
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Hi
except for Stanley Tweedle
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The only other man on board is Kai,
last of the Brunnen G,
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but he is dead so he can't make Zev happy
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2000 years ago, Kai's planet was destroyed by His Shadow
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and all of his people were killed.
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They kept Kai's body and used him as an assassin
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Who would you like me to kill?
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but he got his memory back from a Divine Predecessor,
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and then he became part of my crew
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The Time Prophet said that Kai
would destroy His Shadow's order
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They will be destroyed at the hands of the Brunnen G.
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But that will be hard because his protoblood is running out
and he must stay inside a very cold box
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Be certain of your need before you choose to reanimate me
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My crew are afraid of His Shadow,
the ruler of the Light Universe
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My priority must now be to end this prophecy
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His Shadow wants me back,
and he wants his Divine Predecessors back too
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But he especially wants Kai destroyed because he is afraid of the prophecy.
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Zev, Kai and Stan don't want that
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They took me beyond His Shadow's reach
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through a fractal core into the Dark Zone,
the universe of evil and chaos
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Kai!
And now we are looking for a new home
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LEXX 2.0: SUPERNOVA
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All morn by the Zev Zev
All morn by the Zev I lay
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I found her lips pressed to my mouth screen
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And welcomed a brand new day
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My name is Karfo Mashet.
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The children of my planet are dying.
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My people, the Vorm, have launched me
into the unknown vastness of space
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in order that I might contact intelligent life,
who can help us learn how to fight
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the devastating Macomarian plague
which threatens our entire race with extinction.
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My body, frozen in this suspended form,
will drift through the cosmos in desperate search for a cure.
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Please, kind strangers, help the children of Vorm.
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Alert, alert, approaching object detected.
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organic, possibly intelligent.
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Revivification sequence activated.
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Ouch!
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I felt her legs wrapped round my tubing
Squeezing my troubles away.
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All eve by the Zev Zev
All eve by the Zev I lay
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I found her fist inside my neck stump
And pleaded for it to stay
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You're dead
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- and I'm dying
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All week by the Zev Zev
All week by the Zev I lay
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I felt her breasts against my eye sockets
Causing my circuits to fray
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All year by the Zev Zev
All year by the Zev I lay
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I found her smile bathing my being
Oh, it should always be this way
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Zev!
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I was just thinking of you
Again?
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Don't touch me!
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It lives
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Welcome back to consciousness,
abscess on the pimple of life
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You know
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you're pretty yappy for a, a rusty head, thing
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who who
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The simple protein sack cannot even
compose a proper insult
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Yeah, well this protein sack is captain of the ship.
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Was that supposed to be a threat?
How biological of you
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Have you found anything yet?
How's it going?
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I have found 7,400,963 standard planets
orbiting dying stars.
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Any one of them could turn out to be Brunnis.
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but it will take over 75,000 years
to analyse them all
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Well then - the sooner we get started the better
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Excuse me
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- did you hear what the appliance said?
- Yes, I heard
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We are talking about thousands and thousands of years here
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If you think captain Stanley H Tweedle
is going to spend the rest of his days
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wandering around the universe
looking for some, some lifeless rock
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- you're wrong
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Stanley.
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Brunnis is the original planet of the Brunnen G
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If we can find it we might be able to find
a way to bring Kai back to life
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Kai?
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- oh, you mean dear departed dead Kai
- He's not completely dead
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Oh right, I forgot
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- he's an animated corpse with enough
artificial blood to keep him going for ten days
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After that, he's dead
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- as in not coming back to life
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He saved our lives
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What lives?
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The ones we're spending lost in the Dark Zone,
looking for an abandoned planet?
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Forget it!
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The Lexx doesn't go anywhere
until captain Stan
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puts his magic hand on the template
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Thank you for your help
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Did you want something Stan?
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Well - yes
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ah, yes Zev
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I do, er, well, it's like this
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you see, I well
- look Zev, this is ridiculous.
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I mean, we're the only two people
in this whole universe, right?
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- Except for Kai
- All right, the only two living people in this whole universe
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and I just think that we need to try and get along better
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You want me, don't you Stan?
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Oh, yeah
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well, I mean
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you were transformed into a love slave
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The transformation was not completed.
They did not get to my mind
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But, ah, you did admit that your, you know,
your sexual needs were somewhat increased
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My sexual needs were not somewhat
increased, Stanley Tweedle
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they are now beyond measurement
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In fact, they have become almost uncontrollable.
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I am a white hot volcano of desire
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I now have a nearly unquenchable desire for sexual fulfilment
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This body needs to be touched, stroked, pleasured
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I'm a volcano too
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Oh?
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Then there is only one thing for you to do, Stanley Tweedle
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Yes, yes, yes
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Go somewhere private, and erupt by yourself
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Giggerota dines again!
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Your most foolish and unimportant desire
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planet Brunnis is my joy to the
infinite power of ecstasy to fulfil
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However, galaxy of sweetness and light,
I have scanned three systems so far
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but have found nothing
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I believe it is a futile exercise, your loveliness
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You are right
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Stan?
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- what are you doing there?
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I believe he is attempting to put an end to his pathetic life
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- but he seems to be taking all day!
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Don't try to stop me, Zev
Oh - I wasn't planning to
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I'm going to jump,
then you'll be all alone
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- drifting in a spacecraft you can't control,
through an empty universe
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What do you think about that?
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I think you should get on with it
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Makes sense to me
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Realistically Stan,
there is just not much to like about you.
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- You're old. Unattractive
- Define unattractive
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Where to begin?
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Self-centred. Vain. Weak willed. Treacherous
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But if you just give me a chance, one little chance
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maybe you'd learn to love me
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No.
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Well
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- one more thing before I go
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A dying man's last request
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Could I
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- could I have a kiss?
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Well
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- thunder? Lightning?
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Electricity?
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A spark?
Uh uh
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You're in love with the dead guy
He's not completely dead
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This is incredible
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The last available woman in the entire universe,
and she's passing me over for a corpse
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Please, don't let go!
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I thought you wanted to jump
He does, he does!
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Please Zev, please!
You're really heavy Stan
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I don't know if I can hold you
Yes you can, you can
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No, no you can't!
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Oh, don't let me fall
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I'm trying Stan, I'm trying
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Maybe -
Maybe what?
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Maybe if you help me get to Brunnis
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I might find some strength
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Blackmail!
Don't do it Tweedle
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be a man. Fall, fall!
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Well?
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Yes, I agree, I agree
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we'll go to Brunnis
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How about another kiss?
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We have a deal Stanley
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Let's go get Kai
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Hello, sleeping meat
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Giggerota the Wicked!
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Mmm - fresh meat tastes better than frozen
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You - you're a waste of skin
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but you, girlfriend,
Giggerota will eat first
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Dinner is cancelled
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She was gonna eat my liver!
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Leave her on the first inhabitable planet you find
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Where are you going?
I will return to cryostasis
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The crisis is over
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Protoblood limits my time out of the cryotube
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We want to go to Brunnis
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The planet of my ancestors
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Why?
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Maybe on Brunnis we can find a way
for you to live on, out of cryostasis
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Why?
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I thought you might want that
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I was not aware that the Brunnen G
unlocked the secrets of life
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and
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I do not want
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I want
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Well - that'll hold her
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Guess we should get back to the bridge,
start hunting for Brunnis
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What do you mean, hunting?
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Useless piece of robot junk in there
doesn't know the right co-ordinates
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I do
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This mark symbolises the journey
of my people into the Light Universe
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I learned the exact co-ordinates of Brunnis in school
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You mean we're really going?
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Yes
Oh
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The energy pulses from these satellites appear
to have a stabilising influence upon Brunnis' decaying sun
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Welcome home Kai
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Not my home
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It is the place of my ancestors
Here we go
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Deceleration, er
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50% power
As you request Stan
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The man is an idiot!
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25%?
As you request Stan
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The man is a moron!
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Do something!
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I'm concentrating, I'm concentrating!
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We'll impact the planet's surface in 41 seconds
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40...
39...
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37...
36...
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Decrease, er
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15%, ah
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12%!
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Stan!
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- Lexx!
- Stan?
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- 22...
I instruct you to, er
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- 15...
- land!
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As you request, Stan
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Perfect landing - yeah
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The man is a moron!
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It must have been beautiful, once
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As a child I studied my ancestral planet
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I never thought I'd see it with my own eyes
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Looks like we missed the party
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They supply power to the stabilisers
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Thousands of years ago
my ancestors built the stabilisers
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to prevent their sun from going supernova
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Supernova?
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Excuse me, but if those floating gizmos is all
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that's keeping this whole system from exploding,
I vote that we cut this trip short
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They seem to be perfectly functional
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Oh yeah? Then where is everybody?
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They left when the Brunnis sun
could no longer support life on the planet. Hm
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Is something wrong?
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In my studies, I learned the Brunnis sky
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That star
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00:26:50,499 --> 00:26:55,086
I did not learn about that star
258
00:27:00,382 --> 00:27:04,427
What is that?
The memory chamber
259
00:27:04,427 --> 00:27:10,184
Everything they knew was kept in there
260
00:27:28,616 --> 00:27:33,079
That's one big head
261
00:27:36,999 --> 00:27:42,420
Just how exactly do you plan
to get us through those doors?
262
00:27:55,974 --> 00:27:57,226
Greetings, travellers
263
00:27:57,308 --> 00:27:59,394
I bid you welcome
264
00:27:59,478 --> 00:28:06,025
Here on Brunnis, within these walls, you will find
the combined knowledge of countless generations of
265
00:28:10,028 --> 00:28:11,572
Noia!
266
00:28:11,614 --> 00:28:16,494
Blah blah blah! Dullness.
Ethereal, ephemeral, allegorical dullness
267
00:28:16,494 --> 00:28:21,080
The blunted boredom rises from
the gorge of her insufferable lips
268
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:28,672
and floats like the tedious feather of a long
dead bird until it lands, naked with tired memory
269
00:28:28,672 --> 00:28:33,342
next to your fleshy feet - ha!
270
00:28:34,384 --> 00:28:37,095
Oh, but she's gone now
271
00:28:37,095 --> 00:28:42,308
Away, away, like all the others,
away, away
272
00:28:42,308 --> 00:28:48,189
Only I, Poet Man, have chosen to stay
273
00:28:48,647 --> 00:28:51,024
Well, OK, if the truth be told
274
00:28:51,024 --> 00:28:53,610
it wasn't exactly a choice
275
00:28:53,610 --> 00:28:56,070
but, be that as it may
276
00:28:56,070 --> 00:29:03,368
I welcome you, travellers to the
Memory Catacombs of the Brunnen G!
277
00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:07,540
Who's he?
Poet Man
278
00:29:27,057 --> 00:29:31,645
I take it we're going in?
Of course
279
00:29:31,645 --> 00:29:34,856
Of course
280
00:29:40,861 --> 00:29:45,781
Er - who's Poetman?
A poet, perhaps
281
00:29:52,413 --> 00:29:57,001
Days filled with whispers
and murmurs and moans
282
00:29:57,001 --> 00:30:02,422
Nights filled with longings, and leavings alone
283
00:30:03,881 --> 00:30:06,258
You know, it was my fault, after all
284
00:30:06,258 --> 00:30:08,844
I knew we were leaving Brunnis
285
00:30:08,844 --> 00:30:11,514
the sun was dying
286
00:30:11,514 --> 00:30:14,558
But we had this farewell party,
287
00:30:14,558 --> 00:30:17,769
and I did a few kaboo flowers and
288
00:30:17,769 --> 00:30:21,356
well, you know those kaboo, ha ha!
289
00:30:21,356 --> 00:30:21,898
Boo!
290
00:30:21,981 --> 00:30:24,985
One too many, and woo!
291
00:30:25,069 --> 00:30:32,365
You wake up four days later and
the whole planet's empty
292
00:30:32,991 --> 00:30:39,247
And then, like the singing of a sad silent song
293
00:30:39,247 --> 00:30:43,375
You awaken from slumber
294
00:30:43,375 --> 00:30:47,462
and everyone's gone
295
00:30:53,718 --> 00:30:57,139
Let's go
296
00:31:28,334 --> 00:31:32,086
Stay on the Lexx, watch the Lexx
mind the Lexx
297
00:31:32,086 --> 00:31:33,462
huh, if I had a body, I'd -
298
00:31:33,503 --> 00:31:34,838
Metal head!
299
00:31:34,922 --> 00:31:36,382
Leather ass!
300
00:31:36,382 --> 00:31:38,800
Where is the waste of skin?
301
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:43,471
You refer of course to the
recently suicidal Stanley Tweedle
302
00:31:43,471 --> 00:31:45,516
Skinman flies the big bug
303
00:31:45,516 --> 00:31:49,268
Skinman takes Giggerota to new food
304
00:31:49,310 --> 00:31:53,189
I'm afraid that's impossible,
oh large and stinking one
305
00:31:53,189 --> 00:31:55,900
Stanley Tweedle is not here
306
00:31:55,900 --> 00:32:00,903
Where is the waste of skin?
I don't know
307
00:32:00,903 --> 00:32:07,202
Metal head will tell Giggerota,
or Giggerota will eat canned food
308
00:32:07,514 --> 00:32:09,746
Don't waste your energy attempting
to force my co-operation
309
00:32:09,829 --> 00:32:14,123
I have no sense of self-preservation,
and can always be reassembled
310
00:32:14,123 --> 00:32:18,795
Then Metal head takes a trip
311
00:32:20,380 --> 00:32:24,466
What's that?
Nothing
312
00:32:24,466 --> 00:32:26,969
Just the wind
313
00:32:26,969 --> 00:32:32,140
Metal head does not tell Giggerota the truth
314
00:32:35,227 --> 00:32:39,272
Leather ass makes me want to spew
315
00:32:43,776 --> 00:32:46,987
I remember pictures of this place
316
00:32:46,987 --> 00:32:51,616
It is a type of library
317
00:33:01,083 --> 00:33:04,170
Welcome, friends, to the Index Chamber
318
00:33:04,170 --> 00:33:10,425
In this place you may experience for yourself
the many wonders of life's rich bounty here on Brunnis
319
00:33:10,425 --> 00:33:12,594
Oh, enough of her
320
00:33:12,636 --> 00:33:16,264
Look, come on in. Pick a door
321
00:33:26,232 --> 00:33:30,193
Maybe we can find something here that will help you
322
00:33:30,193 --> 00:33:34,322
I do not seek help
323
00:33:41,745 --> 00:33:45,290
What do all these symbols mean?
324
00:33:45,290 --> 00:33:46,707
History
325
00:33:46,749 --> 00:33:51,962
the dust that shall be remembered
Dust!
326
00:33:51,962 --> 00:33:56,925
Who wants to be remembered by their dust?!
327
00:34:01,262 --> 00:34:02,513
Nature
328
00:34:02,596 --> 00:34:04,891
rich bounty of life
329
00:34:04,891 --> 00:34:06,434
Nature!
330
00:34:06,434 --> 00:34:15,400
oh, please. Pound nails in my head,
but don't ask me to frolic in the wilderness kissing a duck!
331
00:34:16,985 --> 00:34:19,904
So which one?
332
00:34:19,904 --> 00:34:22,614
That one
333
00:34:25,076 --> 00:34:30,580
The bird is the Brunnen G symbol for life
334
00:34:30,914 --> 00:34:32,291
Life
335
00:34:32,331 --> 00:34:34,960
the sweetest mystery
336
00:34:35,002 --> 00:34:36,877
Mystery - ha!
337
00:34:37,399 --> 00:34:41,361
Life is the sweetest misery
338
00:34:41,361 --> 00:34:42,466
How does it work?
339
00:34:42,466 --> 00:34:44,343
I'm going to bring you back to life Kai
340
00:34:44,385 --> 00:34:47,805
That's all I've got left here
341
00:34:47,805 --> 00:34:49,222
Zev.
342
00:34:49,222 --> 00:34:51,640
that symbol is not just life
343
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:55,186
I still can't believe they could have forgotten about me
344
00:34:55,186 --> 00:34:58,439
Did not even one person care?
345
00:34:58,439 --> 00:35:02,900
We are talking about a superior
understanding of contemplative art
346
00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:06,446
not that they ever recognised the beauty of the work
347
00:35:06,446 --> 00:35:11,160
but do they, can they realise the value of their loss?
348
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:13,411
Is this a test?
349
00:35:13,453 --> 00:35:16,079
I mean, they did not have
the right to leave without me
350
00:35:16,079 --> 00:35:21,001
and they will pay for their loss.
That's why I'm talking to you
351
00:35:21,001 --> 00:35:22,878
I am the man
352
00:35:22,878 --> 00:35:27,674
Brunnis is my planet now
353
00:35:28,173 --> 00:35:30,885
Kai! Ah!
354
00:35:35,806 --> 00:35:38,517
Zev!
355
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:49,068
I remember. That symbol - it means burst of life
356
00:35:49,068 --> 00:35:50,820
What's the difference?
357
00:35:50,862 --> 00:35:53,865
I do not know
358
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,532
We should follow her
359
00:35:56,616 --> 00:35:57,950
We?
360
00:35:58,034 --> 00:36:03,123
Don't look at me, pal - she likes you
361
00:36:06,751 --> 00:36:07,792
Life
362
00:36:07,834 --> 00:36:10,253
the sweetest mystery
363
00:36:10,253 --> 00:36:12,213
Mystery - ha!
364
00:36:12,213 --> 00:36:16,593
Life is the sweetest misery
365
00:36:23,474 --> 00:36:25,434
Hey, wait a sec!
366
00:36:25,476 --> 00:36:29,104
What am I supposed to do?
367
00:36:36,486 --> 00:36:38,903
Giggerota!
368
00:36:39,029 --> 00:36:42,574
we call you!
369
00:36:42,574 --> 00:36:44,994
Giggerota!
370
00:36:44,994 --> 00:36:48,037
we seek you !
371
00:36:48,037 --> 00:36:51,374
come, come, come!
372
00:36:51,374 --> 00:36:54,001
Giggerota!
373
00:36:54,001 --> 00:36:56,671
we want you!
374
00:36:56,671 --> 00:37:00,214
Giggerota!
375
00:37:00,256 --> 00:37:01,716
Well, well
376
00:37:01,758 --> 00:37:06,554
Welcome, great Giggerota, Giggerota the Wicked
Thinking meat
377
00:37:13,685 --> 00:37:19,316
Giggerota wants the taste of skin,
not meat in bowls
378
00:37:19,316 --> 00:37:23,111
Yes, yes, we understand.
You're looking for Stanley Tweedle.
379
00:37:23,111 --> 00:37:26,572
Giggerota needs skin waste to fly the big bug
380
00:37:26,572 --> 00:37:30,701
Is that all you want?
Yes
381
00:37:30,701 --> 00:37:36,624
Come now - surely there must be something else
you desire besides the big bug machine?.
382
00:37:36,624 --> 00:37:37,958
Yes
383
00:37:37,958 --> 00:37:42,128
Giggerota likes - to eat!
384
00:37:50,011 --> 00:37:52,678
Ah! No good! Too salty!
385
00:37:52,678 --> 00:37:55,389
We are all salty, Mouldy!
386
00:37:55,389 --> 00:37:59,644
Giggerota will try another!
387
00:37:59,852 --> 00:38:02,272
Don't eat us, you need us.
388
00:38:02,356 --> 00:38:04,815
Giggerota only needs the waste of skin
389
00:38:04,815 --> 00:38:09,319
to fly the big bug wherever Giggerota wants
390
00:38:09,319 --> 00:38:11,280
Giggerota!
391
00:38:11,321 --> 00:38:15,116
we are the predecessors of His Divine Shadow.
392
00:38:15,116 --> 00:38:19,578
He will not rest until he has us and his ship back.
393
00:38:19,578 --> 00:38:24,166
No matter where you take the Lexx,
His Shadow will find you.
394
00:38:24,166 --> 00:38:26,418
Your tortures will be legendary,
395
00:38:26,459 --> 00:38:29,796
and death would be a sweet release.
396
00:38:29,796 --> 00:38:33,091
Do you understand?
Yes
397
00:38:33,091 --> 00:38:37,886
Giggerota will try - another!
Wait
398
00:38:37,886 --> 00:38:41,557
does Giggerota really want to eat
two thousand year old brains
399
00:38:41,557 --> 00:38:46,227
or would Giggerota prefer this?
400
00:39:24,178 --> 00:39:26,556
Dexter 9.
401
00:39:26,556 --> 00:39:31,018
The secret planet of the milk fed boys.
402
00:39:31,018 --> 00:39:33,729
Sweet, tender flesh.
403
00:39:33,729 --> 00:39:35,898
Delicious skin.
404
00:39:35,898 --> 00:39:39,650
And bone marrow you can suck on for days.
405
00:39:39,775 --> 00:39:43,320
Giggerota wants
Giggerota can have
406
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:45,365
and more.
407
00:39:45,448 --> 00:39:47,825
but you must help us first.
408
00:39:47,825 --> 00:39:51,035
We possess the memories of the many thousands we killed,
409
00:39:51,035 --> 00:39:54,039
including some who lived on Brunnis.
410
00:39:54,039 --> 00:39:56,792
We will guide you through its secrets.
411
00:39:56,792 --> 00:40:01,045
If you follow our instructions,
and rid us of a great problem...
412
00:40:01,045 --> 00:40:06,258
we will fulfil your plumpest dreams.
413
00:40:11,221 --> 00:40:12,805
What is the matter with you, Tweedle?
414
00:40:12,805 --> 00:40:13,848
why don't you follow them?
415
00:40:13,932 --> 00:40:19,562
Why don't you just walk into
that door and go right on through?
416
00:40:19,562 --> 00:40:22,814
'Cause you're a coward, that's why.
417
00:40:22,814 --> 00:40:24,316
Hey there
418
00:40:24,358 --> 00:40:26,318
I've got a question for you
419
00:40:26,318 --> 00:40:30,614
What burns inside?
420
00:40:30,614 --> 00:40:31,905
I'll tell you
421
00:40:31,905 --> 00:40:33,908
loneliness
422
00:40:33,908 --> 00:40:38,413
And realising that this is the way
it's always going to be
423
00:40:38,413 --> 00:40:42,874
The empty echoes of the heart.
424
00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:46,962
That's one of my lines
425
00:40:46,962 --> 00:40:51,008
oh, the irony of it all
426
00:40:51,591 --> 00:40:54,301
You know what you want
427
00:40:54,301 --> 00:40:56,845
That warm embrace
428
00:40:56,845 --> 00:41:01,392
That effervescent bubbling tingle,
429
00:41:01,392 --> 00:41:06,187
that feeling, that thing called
Love
430
00:41:06,897 --> 00:41:10,441
Lurrve - ha!
431
00:41:10,774 --> 00:41:12,652
There's no love here
432
00:41:12,652 --> 00:41:17,531
but through there lies the great possibility
433
00:41:17,531 --> 00:41:21,617
the unknown, the mysterious
434
00:41:23,807 --> 00:41:24,766
Now, how badly do you want it?
435
00:41:25,601 --> 00:41:28,207
do you want it?
436
00:41:28,208 --> 00:41:29,251
If you're really able
437
00:41:31,252 --> 00:41:32,420
to go the distance
438
00:41:32,420 --> 00:41:34,962
say
439
00:41:34,962 --> 00:41:37,965
"I want love"
440
00:41:37,965 --> 00:41:42,303
Say it "I want love
441
00:41:43,013 --> 00:41:45,931
I want love!"
I want love
442
00:41:49,475 --> 00:41:53,647
Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah baby! - you gonna git it
443
00:42:27,969 --> 00:42:29,428
Welcome, friend
444
00:42:29,470 --> 00:42:33,015
You have chosen a glorious path.
445
00:42:33,057 --> 00:42:35,936
Our experiences become our memories
446
00:42:35,936 --> 00:42:43,441
The remembered events of our lives remain potent,
influencing us far beyond their actual time
447
00:42:43,441 --> 00:42:45,485
We relive them always
448
00:42:45,485 --> 00:42:49,073
It's not that we don't love you Zev, really it isn't.
449
00:42:49,073 --> 00:42:54,410
It's just that sometimes children don't
turn out the way you expect. That's all.
450
00:42:54,410 --> 00:42:57,496
- They don't meet the standard
- It's nothing personal.
451
00:42:57,496 --> 00:43:01,082
They'll look after you just fine in the holo-care home.
452
00:43:01,082 --> 00:43:04,878
They're professionals.
453
00:43:18,432 --> 00:43:21,850
Where am I?
454
00:43:26,605 --> 00:43:30,985
Love. A dove in the sky
455
00:43:32,067 --> 00:43:36,155
Pretty bird, can you not see me waving?
456
00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:44,080
The sound of the spheres echoes my heart
As I lay me down beside a buxom dart
457
00:43:46,581 --> 00:43:50,752
You wouldn't believe the amount
of ass I got with that one. Ah.
458
00:43:54,672 --> 00:43:58,634
Male, Male, Male, Male...
459
00:43:58,634 --> 00:44:00,135
Female, Female
460
00:44:01,637 --> 00:44:04,639
Female, Female, Female
461
00:44:04,639 --> 00:44:05,932
Yes!
462
00:44:06,015 --> 00:44:07,893
A female!
463
00:44:07,893 --> 00:44:10,520
I will live again
464
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:12,647
A what?!
465
00:44:12,647 --> 00:44:18,277
You are the fertile female I've been waiting for
466
00:44:18,652 --> 00:44:19,278
What do you mean?
467
00:44:19,362 --> 00:44:21,530
Your machine must be busted or something, buddy
468
00:44:21,530 --> 00:44:22,656
I'm not fertile
469
00:44:22,740 --> 00:44:24,490
I'm not even female
470
00:44:24,532 --> 00:44:30,037
I'm Stanley Tweedle, I'm all man!
471
00:44:30,037 --> 00:44:34,584
Have I got a surprise for you
472
00:44:38,044 --> 00:44:39,713
Lemmee go!
473
00:44:39,713 --> 00:44:45,469
Right this way, oh fertile object of abandoned desire
474
00:44:48,805 --> 00:44:51,264
And now Zev, repeat after me.
475
00:44:51,264 --> 00:44:56,895
- "Are you comfortable, darling?"
- "Are you comfortable, darling?"
476
00:44:56,895 --> 00:44:58,313
Very good Zev.
477
00:44:58,354 --> 00:45:02,942
Your reading was an 8.3% deviation from standard.
478
00:45:02,942 --> 00:45:06,362
At this rate you will be eligible
for the wife bank in less than six years.
479
00:45:06,362 --> 00:45:08,488
Doesn't that make you happy?
480
00:45:08,488 --> 00:45:12,868
- Happy happy matron
- Good.
481
00:45:13,953 --> 00:45:16,454
Those memories are your history,
482
00:45:16,537 --> 00:45:19,581
and as such cannot be changed
483
00:45:19,581 --> 00:45:23,628
but you have chosen your own future
484
00:45:23,628 --> 00:45:28,299
Here, in this chamber, your suffering ends
485
00:45:28,299 --> 00:45:33,094
and your burst of life begins
486
00:45:33,094 --> 00:45:35,680
Zev?
487
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,350
Zev!
488
00:45:39,851 --> 00:45:42,561
Kai!
489
00:45:42,727 --> 00:45:46,356
you're -
Alive!
490
00:45:46,607 --> 00:45:49,651
Alive
491
00:45:49,818 --> 00:45:53,363
And I want you
492
00:45:54,823 --> 00:45:59,952
I'm alive -
You're alive
493
00:45:59,952 --> 00:46:02,829
So alive
494
00:46:02,829 --> 00:46:08,584
and now I, forever
495
00:46:10,545 --> 00:46:14,632
And ever
496
00:46:14,714 --> 00:46:21,180
Will love you
Will love you
497
00:46:42,074 --> 00:46:45,076
Forever
498
00:46:45,076 --> 00:46:47,245
And ever
499
00:46:47,245 --> 00:46:51,290
And ever
500
00:46:51,707 --> 00:46:57,879
Will love you
Will love you
501
00:47:09,223 --> 00:47:11,934
Kai?
502
00:47:17,813 --> 00:47:18,981
Look
503
00:47:18,981 --> 00:47:25,362
I don't know what's going on here,
but you're making a big mistake
504
00:47:26,655 --> 00:47:28,531
Now, where were we?
505
00:47:28,531 --> 00:47:29,490
Oh yes
506
00:47:29,532 --> 00:47:31,910
- the act of creation
507
00:47:31,910 --> 00:47:38,374
The procreation of the creative
The creation of a new "creator"
508
00:47:38,374 --> 00:47:41,335
And I have to confess
I was getting worried there for a while.
509
00:47:41,335 --> 00:47:44,547
I was afraid I was going to be the last of my line
510
00:47:44,547 --> 00:47:49,176
a catastrophic disaster for the universe, if you ask me
511
00:47:49,176 --> 00:47:52,596
But my voice will not be silenced so easily.
512
00:47:52,596 --> 00:47:57,183
The truly creative can always create in unorthodox ways.
513
00:47:57,183 --> 00:48:03,022
Now, I'm sorry if it is a little rough on you,
but you know something?
514
00:48:03,189 --> 00:48:05,482
I like a little bruising
515
00:48:05,482 --> 00:48:11,111
It adds a certain - hue
516
00:48:16,618 --> 00:48:23,998
After all - you don't pour this kind
of creativity down the drain
517
00:48:38,303 --> 00:48:43,099
My line will live again
518
00:48:56,820 --> 00:48:59,614
Kai - what is this?
519
00:48:59,614 --> 00:49:03,033
I believe it is the burst of life
520
00:49:03,033 --> 00:49:04,868
Burst - was the key word there
521
00:49:04,994 --> 00:49:06,662
Life - burst.
522
00:49:06,662 --> 00:49:08,455
Bubble - burst
523
00:49:08,455 --> 00:49:10,666
Bladder - burst.
524
00:49:10,666 --> 00:49:11,999
See
525
00:49:12,041 --> 00:49:16,838
the meaning is for sale, friend
526
00:49:19,507 --> 00:49:23,343
and you just bought it
527
00:49:27,097 --> 00:49:30,642
Citizen, you have chosen death,
528
00:49:30,642 --> 00:49:35,730
and through it the gift of eternal life
529
00:49:43,695 --> 00:49:47,574
Being dead will not stop me
530
00:49:47,574 --> 00:49:49,450
What is it, the body?
531
00:49:49,450 --> 00:49:50,910
Just a shell
532
00:49:50,951 --> 00:49:55,413
A shallow, shaky shell
533
00:49:55,413 --> 00:49:58,041
And the soul may not be eternal
534
00:49:58,041 --> 00:50:02,922
but the seed will always grow
535
00:50:03,589 --> 00:50:08,718
Now my seed has a vessel
536
00:50:08,718 --> 00:50:10,553
You gotta be kidding me
537
00:50:10,553 --> 00:50:12,638
Your death will not be quick.
538
00:50:12,847 --> 00:50:18,976
It will be played out to allow your thoughts,
your knowledge
539
00:50:18,809 --> 00:50:21,729
your memory to spill out at a rate
that can be properly absorbed,
540
00:50:21,729 --> 00:50:23,898
but you will feel no pain
541
00:50:23,898 --> 00:50:29,529
embraced as you are in the burst of life
542
00:50:32,740 --> 00:50:38,244
So - you're on the slab,
and you've chosen to be sliced in two
543
00:50:38,244 --> 00:50:39,996
Congratulations
544
00:50:39,996 --> 00:50:43,541
I thought about taking the razor ride but
545
00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:45,376
no...
546
00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:51,131
They don't deserve my memories
in their library of little minds
547
00:51:06,312 --> 00:51:09,022
Kai!
548
00:51:11,690 --> 00:51:16,071
Woman. Softness.
549
00:51:16,779 --> 00:51:20,116
Breasts
550
00:51:20,365 --> 00:51:23,576
Touch
551
00:51:24,619 --> 00:51:28,791
I imagine you. I think of you
552
00:51:28,791 --> 00:51:32,459
I possess you
553
00:51:32,918 --> 00:51:35,504
I'm not a woman!
554
00:51:35,504 --> 00:51:38,716
I think you'll agree this calls for a poem
555
00:51:38,716 --> 00:51:42,302
You're nuts!
556
00:51:44,262 --> 00:51:49,517
Floating along the whispering surf
557
00:51:49,517 --> 00:51:56,816
searching for a home
I spy a beach - thou, like a fecund dream
558
00:51:57,774 --> 00:52:01,321
And enter your -
559
00:52:12,704 --> 00:52:16,958
Thank you. Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you
560
00:52:21,046 --> 00:52:22,922
Who is it?
561
00:52:22,922 --> 00:52:24,506
Zev?
562
00:52:24,506 --> 00:52:27,343
Kai?
563
00:52:28,635 --> 00:52:33,307
Guess again, skinman
What are you doing here?
564
00:52:34,683 --> 00:52:39,604
Ah, how about a thank you?
Just get me outta here, will ya?
565
00:52:39,604 --> 00:52:43,149
Giggerota and skinman will be a team now, OK?
566
00:52:43,149 --> 00:52:44,482
What?
567
00:52:44,482 --> 00:52:47,569
Giggerota is on skinman's side now
568
00:52:47,569 --> 00:52:50,030
cross Giggerota's stomachs.
569
00:52:50,030 --> 00:52:54,159
Giggerota and skinman will work together
570
00:52:54,201 --> 00:52:55,951
Where are Zev and Kai?
571
00:52:55,951 --> 00:52:58,871
Girlfriend and boyfriend are back on the big bug
572
00:53:00,331 --> 00:53:06,086
Now - does Giggerota and skinman have a deal?
Hmm
573
00:53:08,421 --> 00:53:11,966
Eternal life? Not exactly
574
00:53:11,966 --> 00:53:13,259
That's a sales job
575
00:53:13,301 --> 00:53:17,387
It's just blades and bone and blood, friend.
576
00:53:17,387 --> 00:53:24,561
You're going to be nothing but data on a disc,
that no-one will ever care about
577
00:53:27,813 --> 00:53:30,441
No!
578
00:53:32,611 --> 00:53:35,321
Kai!
579
00:54:58,855 --> 00:55:01,566
Kai!
580
00:55:24,586 --> 00:55:26,463
Are you sure this is the right way?
581
00:55:26,505 --> 00:55:29,633
I don't remember this stuff
Trust Giggerota
582
00:55:29,633 --> 00:55:33,052
Giggerota knows the way
Where are you going?
583
00:55:33,052 --> 00:55:37,055
Skinman stay here
584
00:55:41,226 --> 00:55:44,686
I'll just wait here, then?
585
00:55:44,686 --> 00:55:47,397
OK?
586
00:55:48,983 --> 00:55:51,778
Hello?
587
00:56:38,944 --> 00:56:41,238
Two together
588
00:56:41,238 --> 00:56:46,160
To share the burst of life with another
is the greatest gift
589
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:50,163
and so it shall be
590
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:04,884
So - you're on the slab,
and you've chosen to be sliced in two
591
00:57:04,884 --> 00:57:07,845
Congratulations
592
00:58:13,571 --> 00:58:15,991
Main power cells are now being diverted
593
00:58:15,991 --> 00:58:19,452
to deactivation of stabiliser controls
594
00:58:19,452 --> 00:58:24,456
Notice - you have begun destabilisation procedure
595
00:58:41,555 --> 00:58:44,725
Deactivation of stabiliser control
596
00:58:44,725 --> 00:58:48,269
will result in total decay of the
Brunnis sun and full supernova
597
00:58:48,310 --> 00:58:49,980
Supernova?!
598
00:58:49,980 --> 00:58:52,773
The resulting supernova explosion
599
00:58:52,773 --> 00:58:59,780
will consume this planet and the surrounding
solar system in exactly 47 minutes and 11 seconds
600
00:59:10,873 --> 00:59:16,003
47 minutes from stabiliser deactivation
601
00:59:18,588 --> 00:59:23,051
What are you doing?
You're gonna kill us all!
602
00:59:23,051 --> 00:59:24,427
Not all.
603
00:59:24,427 --> 00:59:26,012
Only girlfriend and boyfriend
604
00:59:26,012 --> 00:59:30,182
Giggerota and skinman
will fly away on the big bug
605
00:59:30,182 --> 00:59:32,058
You said they were already on the Lexx
606
00:59:32,100 --> 00:59:34,353
Even Giggerota lies sometimes.
607
00:59:34,353 --> 00:59:39,064
Giggerota made deal with brains.
608
00:59:43,527 --> 00:59:49,282
Power is returned to all regular systems.
609
01:00:25,524 --> 01:00:26,775
Thank you.
610
01:00:26,817 --> 01:00:29,320
Stabilisers reactivated
611
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:30,904
Skinny?
612
01:00:31,030 --> 01:00:32,863
Giggerota's sorry
613
01:00:32,863 --> 01:00:36,742
Giggerota just wanted to be alone with skinman
614
01:00:36,742 --> 01:00:39,704
Really?
615
01:00:39,870 --> 01:00:43,749
Giggerota thinks skinman is soft
616
01:00:43,749 --> 01:00:49,045
Giggerota thinks skinman is beautiful.
617
01:00:49,045 --> 01:00:50,671
Ma dai...
618
01:00:50,797 --> 01:00:54,258
Leave girlfriend and boyfriend behind
619
01:00:54,258 --> 01:01:01,765
Giggerota and skinman make Lexx
their very own private love ship
620
01:01:01,765 --> 01:01:05,101
Love ship?
621
01:01:05,309 --> 01:01:08,312
What exactly do you mean ...
622
01:01:08,312 --> 01:01:10,482
... by love ship?
623
01:01:10,524 --> 01:01:12,692
Giggerota has big appetites
624
01:01:12,775 --> 01:01:15,276
and not just for food
625
01:01:15,276 --> 01:01:18,279
Giggerota wants to make love forever.
626
01:01:18,279 --> 01:01:22,951
Does skinman wanna make love to Giggerota?
627
01:01:33,377 --> 01:01:34,712
I won't
628
01:01:34,796 --> 01:01:38,339
leave Zev and Kai.
629
01:01:38,339 --> 01:01:40,759
I won't leave my friends
630
01:01:40,759 --> 01:01:44,095
OK
631
01:01:57,356 --> 01:02:03,612
Main power is now being diverted from regular systems
632
01:02:43,439 --> 01:02:47,611
to deactivation of stabilisers
633
01:02:48,028 --> 01:02:53,116
Stabilisers reactivated.
Power is being returned to all regular systems
634
01:03:37,071 --> 01:03:41,993
Giggerota is tired of skin games
635
01:03:49,207 --> 01:03:52,544
Waste of skin
636
01:04:11,895 --> 01:04:15,773
Giggerota does not need waste of skin to fly big bug
637
01:04:15,773 --> 01:04:18,943
Giggerota just needs waste of skin's hand
638
01:04:18,985 --> 01:04:23,865
Main power is now being diverted from
regular systems to deactivation of stabilisers
639
01:05:46,729 --> 01:05:50,317
And it is with great pride that I confer upon you, Krato,
640
01:05:50,317 --> 01:05:54,571
the medal of ultimate honour for defeating
the insects at the battle of Wirin
641
01:05:54,571 --> 01:06:02,077
All Brunnen G, all human race are forever in your debt
642
01:06:09,835 --> 01:06:11,919
Days pass quickly now
643
01:06:11,919 --> 01:06:14,796
and our sun continues to die
644
01:06:14,796 --> 01:06:18,217
I fear that one day, Brunnis will do the same
645
01:06:18,217 --> 01:06:23,180
and we will have to leave, go to -
646
01:06:24,763 --> 01:06:26,015
Stanley Tweedle!
647
01:06:26,015 --> 01:06:27,267
Stanley Tweedle?
648
01:06:27,350 --> 01:06:30,770
Time Prophet, my name is not Stanley Tweedle.
649
01:06:30,770 --> 01:06:33,522
- My name is, er -
- It matters not!
650
01:06:33,522 --> 01:06:35,900
By seeing into the future past
651
01:06:35,900 --> 01:06:39,111
I know that 5000 years after your death,
652
01:06:39,111 --> 01:06:43,531
Stanley Tweedle will visit the Brunnen G memory catacombs.
653
01:06:43,531 --> 01:06:44,782
He will touch your memory
654
01:06:44,866 --> 01:06:48,620
Ah, but my question was about
the mineral deposits on Aureliun 4
655
01:06:48,620 --> 01:06:51,038
Forget about the mineral deposits!
656
01:06:51,038 --> 01:06:52,789
This is important.
657
01:06:52,831 --> 01:06:56,585
Stanley, you are the only one who can save Kai and Zev.
658
01:06:56,585 --> 01:07:01,006
You must go to section 83, row 249,
659
01:07:01,006 --> 01:07:02,466
plot 35!
660
01:07:02,466 --> 01:07:04,966
There you will find a stone cover.
661
01:07:04,966 --> 01:07:06,301
Lift it.
662
01:07:06,343 --> 01:07:10,181
- But
- Go now!
663
01:07:17,770 --> 01:07:20,982
Section 83, row 249
664
01:07:20,982 --> 01:07:24,944
plot - 30?
665
01:07:29,114 --> 01:07:31,199
5!
666
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:34,035
All right
667
01:07:36,871 --> 01:07:43,043
Deactivation of stabilisers is now entering stage 2
668
01:08:18,867 --> 01:08:19,701
Giggerota!
669
01:08:19,785 --> 01:08:23,830
where is the perfect arrangement
of carbon molecules, my beloved Zev?
670
01:08:23,830 --> 01:08:26,749
Girlmeat decided to stay on Brunnis
671
01:08:26,749 --> 01:08:30,586
Girlmeat and boymeat decided to live happily ever after.
672
01:08:30,628 --> 01:08:34,382
What have you done with her?
673
01:08:36,091 --> 01:08:36,925
Lexx!
674
01:08:36,967 --> 01:08:43,139
set course radius 4497 inverse axis 027
675
01:08:43,139 --> 01:08:43,931
Leather ass
676
01:08:43,973 --> 01:08:47,519
I insist that you tell me what you
have done with the magnificent Zev!
677
01:08:47,477 --> 01:08:48,102
Lexx!
678
01:08:48,269 --> 01:08:55,233
Lexx, set course radius 4497 inverse axis 027!
679
01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:56,443
Poor beautiful Zev
680
01:08:56,485 --> 01:08:58,696
something terrible has happened, I calculate it
681
01:08:58,696 --> 01:08:59,446
Bug!
682
01:08:59,488 --> 01:09:04,491
Giggerota has the hand.
Let's get moving!
683
01:09:33,017 --> 01:09:35,186
Section 83
684
01:09:35,228 --> 01:09:37,730
row 246
685
01:09:37,897 --> 01:09:39,357
247...
686
01:09:39,399 --> 01:09:39,900
248...
687
01:09:39,982 --> 01:09:42,776
249...
688
01:09:42,776 --> 01:09:45,570
plot 35
689
01:09:46,863 --> 01:09:48,615
32...
690
01:09:48,615 --> 01:09:50,825
33...
691
01:09:50,951 --> 01:09:52,411
34...
692
01:09:52,619 --> 01:09:55,453
35.
693
01:10:03,296 --> 01:10:06,006
Who is it?
Who's there?
694
01:10:06,006 --> 01:10:08,048
Zev?
695
01:10:08,048 --> 01:10:09,091
Stan?
696
01:10:09,133 --> 01:10:10,384
Are you all right?
697
01:10:10,468 --> 01:10:15,056
Please - just get me out of here
OK
698
01:10:16,432 --> 01:10:19,435
- er - how?
699
01:10:21,686 --> 01:10:27,316
Supernova will occur in 24 minutes and 38 seconds
700
01:10:27,441 --> 01:10:31,738
Brains lied! Brains betrayed Giggerota!
- No!
701
01:10:31,612 --> 01:10:32,988
Giggerota!
702
01:10:33,155 --> 01:10:37,533
listen to us
You were supposed to bring back Stanley Tweedle...
703
01:10:37,533 --> 01:10:40,871
not just his hand.
704
01:10:40,871 --> 01:10:43,706
The Lexx knows his voice.
It only responds to him.
705
01:10:43,706 --> 01:10:44,374
Yes!
706
01:10:44,500 --> 01:10:47,333
get Stanley Tweedle and bring him here.
707
01:10:47,333 --> 01:10:50,044
The stabilisers are almost fully retracted.
708
01:10:50,044 --> 01:10:54,008
You must hurry, or we will all be destroyed. !
709
01:10:54,090 --> 01:10:56,761
Go, go, go!
710
01:10:56,761 --> 01:10:59,470
Giggerota will bring back waste of skin
711
01:10:59,470 --> 01:11:06,310
but this is not over
712
01:11:19,947 --> 01:11:21,616
Stan, come on!
713
01:11:21,616 --> 01:11:24,952
Wait, hold on, I think I can find a way down to you
714
01:11:24,952 --> 01:11:28,955
there must be stairs or something
715
01:11:57,774 --> 01:11:59,942
Destabilisation procedure complete.
716
01:11:59,942 --> 01:12:05,446
Supernova will commence in 18 minutes and 6 seconds
717
01:12:09,993 --> 01:12:13,454
- Stan!
- Zev!
718
01:12:17,540 --> 01:12:20,377
Stan!
719
01:12:33,971 --> 01:12:37,600
Stan
720
01:12:53,574 --> 01:12:56,200
Zev!
721
01:13:51,834 --> 01:13:56,130
I'm feeling altogether better
722
01:13:56,130 --> 01:13:59,258
Thank you
723
01:14:04,512 --> 01:14:06,389
It was that star
724
01:14:06,389 --> 01:14:09,933
Excuse me
725
01:14:11,727 --> 01:14:14,773
Help!
726
01:14:40,004 --> 01:14:44,298
Shut up, flying meat
727
01:14:46,967 --> 01:14:53,849
Lexx!
728
01:14:55,057 --> 01:14:56,934
Lexx.
729
01:14:57,852 --> 01:15:05,567
this is Stanley Tweedle.
730
01:15:05,693 --> 01:15:12,990
this is Stanley Tweedle!
731
01:15:15,618 --> 01:15:17,412
What happened to your hand?
732
01:15:17,412 --> 01:15:19,622
Giggerota took it
- Giggerota?
733
01:15:19,622 --> 01:15:23,291
Just before she turned off the stabilisers
734
01:15:23,291 --> 01:15:28,921
Then the sun will supernova
735
01:15:32,550 --> 01:15:36,135
Lexx, I am your captain.
736
01:15:36,135 --> 01:15:39,389
Depart this planet immediately!
737
01:15:39,389 --> 01:15:42,226
Lexx, do you hear me?
738
01:15:42,226 --> 01:15:45,979
Depart this planet immediately.
This is Stanley Tweedle, Lexx!
739
01:15:45,979 --> 01:15:50,858
do you hear me?
Depart this planet immediately!
740
01:15:51,901 --> 01:15:55,821
As you instruct, Stan
741
01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:02,244
What?
742
01:16:02,326 --> 01:16:08,874
No, you lying thinkmeat.
Giggerota will eat you all!
743
01:16:20,510 --> 01:16:23,096
Oh great, that's just great
744
01:16:23,096 --> 01:16:25,307
I knew we should have dumped her in space
745
01:16:25,391 --> 01:16:27,057
She made a deal with the brains
746
01:16:27,057 --> 01:16:31,770
First she turns off the stabilisers and gets rid of us,
and now she's stealing the Lexx.
747
01:16:31,770 --> 01:16:35,733
A sensible deal, perhaps
What?
748
01:16:35,733 --> 01:16:37,609
I am the last of the Brunnen G
749
01:16:37,609 --> 01:16:40,236
The end of me means the end of the prophecy
750
01:16:40,236 --> 01:16:43,739
I cannot be the one who destroys
their order when I no longer exist
751
01:16:45,199 --> 01:16:45,950
Stan!
752
01:16:46,117 --> 01:16:51,121
That's no deal.
we've got to turn the stabilisers back on, now
753
01:16:59,920 --> 01:17:05,341
Supernova will commence in 11 minutes 6 seconds
754
01:17:05,884 --> 01:17:08,386
All right Stan, you watched her,
you know how to do this
755
01:17:08,470 --> 01:17:09,845
All right, all right
756
01:17:09,845 --> 01:17:12,766
Look, I'm not very good under pressure. OK
757
01:17:12,766 --> 01:17:14,225
I was standing here
758
01:17:14,225 --> 01:17:15,894
and I reached out my hand like this and I
759
01:17:15,977 --> 01:17:19,187
- it was this one
760
01:17:23,191 --> 01:17:28,822
Notice -you have selected incorrect
access to the stabilisation control system
761
01:17:28,822 --> 01:17:35,369
This is a violation of the Stabiliser Control Act,
code 1, subsection 1, paragraph 1
762
01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:38,914
If your next selection is incorrect, you will be destroyed
763
01:17:38,914 --> 01:17:42,375
She bit my hand off!
I'm having a little trouble thinking here, all right?
764
01:17:42,375 --> 01:17:44,710
You have ten heartbeats to make your selection
765
01:17:44,710 --> 01:17:46,795
Please try again
OK Stan, think
766
01:17:46,795 --> 01:17:48,672
OK, OK
767
01:17:48,672 --> 01:17:50,258
er, er, this one
Maybe?
768
01:17:50,258 --> 01:17:52,342
You must be certain
769
01:17:52,384 --> 01:17:57,680
OK, I know, I know which one it was, er,
770
01:17:58,348 --> 01:18:00,850
Stan!
771
01:18:00,850 --> 01:18:04,145
I know
772
01:18:05,312 --> 01:18:06,564
it was this one!
773
01:18:06,606 --> 01:18:09,025
Thank you. Stabilisers reactivated
774
01:18:09,108 --> 01:18:14,403
Power is being returned to all regular systems
775
01:18:22,329 --> 01:18:25,455
What?
776
01:18:32,045 --> 01:18:33,088
Stan, you did it
777
01:18:33,172 --> 01:18:37,549
Stabilisation of the Brunnis sun
will occur in 12 minutes 15 seconds.
778
01:18:37,549 --> 01:18:41,512
Once again, Manly Stanley saves the day.
779
01:18:41,512 --> 01:18:44,557
I think not
780
01:18:49,477 --> 01:18:54,565
Supernova will commence in 10 minutes 43 seconds
781
01:18:54,565 --> 01:18:56,024
Well, what's that mean?
782
01:18:56,066 --> 01:18:58,235
It means that the prophecy is false
783
01:18:58,235 --> 01:19:01,447
The last of the Brunnen G will expire
while His Shadow still lives
784
01:19:01,447 --> 01:19:02,281
No!
785
01:19:02,323 --> 01:19:03,991
There must be something we can do
786
01:19:04,032 --> 01:19:05,992
Can't we make them go up faster?
787
01:19:06,034 --> 01:19:09,662
It's not fair, it's just not fair
788
01:19:10,288 --> 01:19:12,999
There is nothing more we can do
789
01:19:13,041 --> 01:19:15,043
Too late
790
01:19:15,043 --> 01:19:21,423
Look at my face
- it's the last one you're ever going to see
791
01:19:35,478 --> 01:19:40,273
Would you care to join me in watching the supernova?
792
01:19:40,273 --> 01:19:45,736
It is a once in a lifetime experience
793
01:20:10,508 --> 01:20:11,968
No!
794
01:20:11,968 --> 01:20:15,221
No! Come back here, flying meat
795
01:20:15,263 --> 01:20:19,852
Giggerota commands you. Come back!
796
01:20:49,127 --> 01:20:52,339
It's beautiful
797
01:21:29,162 --> 01:21:33,626
Oh universe of heartbreak
798
01:22:08,824 --> 01:22:11,326
Boom!
799
01:23:33,608 --> 01:23:34,234
Lexx!
800
01:23:34,318 --> 01:23:37,236
We must leave this system immediately!
801
01:23:37,236 --> 01:23:38,780
Why are you disobeying Stanley Tweedle?
802
01:23:38,780 --> 01:23:43,158
I do as you request
Then why are you not leaving this system at once?
803
01:23:43,158 --> 01:23:49,415
I am being controlled by something far more powerful than me.
804
01:24:11,643 --> 01:24:14,437
Who are you?
805
01:24:14,437 --> 01:24:18,190
I am Brunnis Sun.
806
01:24:18,190 --> 01:24:20,609
I am Blue Star.
807
01:24:20,609 --> 01:24:26,573
We are together, Kai, last of the Brunnen G.
808
01:24:28,534 --> 01:24:30,117
You know my name?
809
01:24:30,159 --> 01:24:31,410
Yes.
810
01:24:31,452 --> 01:24:34,789
We knew long before you were born that you, Kai,
811
01:24:34,789 --> 01:24:39,418
would be enslaved by His Shadow,
812
01:24:39,418 --> 01:24:42,338
that you would escape to the Dark Zone,
813
01:24:42,338 --> 01:24:45,340
and that you would come to Brunnis.
814
01:24:45,382 --> 01:24:48,301
But I was the one who suggested coming here
815
01:24:48,301 --> 01:24:49,844
Yes.
816
01:24:49,844 --> 01:24:54,641
that you did, Zev of B3Ki>
817
01:24:57,809 --> 01:25:01,354
Er, excuse me, but if you know so much, er
818
01:25:01,354 --> 01:25:03,607
- could you tell us our future?
819
01:25:03,607 --> 01:25:05,233
No.
820
01:25:06,568 --> 01:25:13,157
We will tell you that today is not
your day to enjoy death.
821
01:25:13,323 --> 01:25:19,370
Today is our day - to supernova,
822
01:25:19,913 --> 01:25:22,957
together i>
823
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:28,379
We will see you again, in the next cycle of time,
824
01:25:28,379 --> 01:25:31,799
as we saw you in the last.
825
01:25:31,799 --> 01:25:35,092
826
01:25:48,563 --> 01:25:51,273
Kai?
827
01:25:55,737 --> 01:26:00,949
I have only a little artificial life left.
828
01:26:00,949 --> 01:26:06,955
The planet of my ancestors
is as good a place as any
829
01:26:14,211 --> 01:26:17,673
Goodbye Zev
830
01:26:22,803 --> 01:26:25,430
No!
831
01:26:26,474 --> 01:26:30,519
You were brought back for a reason
832
01:26:34,730 --> 01:26:38,400
Come with us Kai.
833
01:26:39,693 --> 01:26:43,029
Come with me
834
01:27:00,128 --> 01:27:01,046
Lexx!
835
01:27:01,129 --> 01:27:03,841
take us out of this system as fast as you can
836
01:27:03,841 --> 01:27:07,968
As you request, Stan
837
01:27:33,158 --> 01:27:34,826
Yes, yes!
838
01:27:34,826 --> 01:27:37,870
Put on a show for Giggerota the Wicked!
839
01:27:37,870 --> 01:27:41,165
Put on a show, ha ha ha!
840
01:28:18,324 --> 01:28:21,327
Thank you
841
01:28:34,672 --> 01:28:38,008
All night of the Zev Zev
842
01:28:38,008 --> 01:28:42,095
All night of the Zev I did dream
843
01:28:42,636 --> 01:28:45,765
dream - Ohh!
844
01:28:49,686 --> 01:28:53,980
That stings
Oh, buck up, whiner
845
01:28:56,232 --> 01:28:57,485
I remind you
846
01:28:57,567 --> 01:29:02,572
I'm only fixing you because Zev asked me to
847
01:29:06,116 --> 01:29:09,328
Yikes
There - you're finished
848
01:29:10,371 --> 01:29:14,667
Hey, bolt brain
- I've got two left hands!
849
01:29:14,667 --> 01:29:19,337
Looks fine to me.
850
01:29:21,715 --> 01:29:25,384
We are going to bring you life, I promise
851
01:29:25,384 --> 01:29:26,344
And if not
852
01:29:26,426 --> 01:29:29,973
the rest of my protoblood will be spent with you
853
01:29:29,973 --> 01:29:31,765
Kai...
854
01:29:32,474 --> 01:29:36,435
It's what I want
855
01:30:02,292 --> 01:30:07,297
I wish Leather ass had bitten off your head
856
01:30:07,297 --> 01:30:09,590
Stan!
- take us out of here
857
01:30:09,590 --> 01:30:12,718
OK
858
01:30:23,228 --> 01:30:24,812
Lexx!
859
01:30:24,812 --> 01:30:29,400
- let's see if we can find us a new home
860
01:30:31,277 --> 01:30:35,239
As you wish, Stan.
861
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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