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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,301 --> 00:00:27,779 Man: This holiday season, 2 00:00:27,804 --> 00:00:29,896 show your loved ones that you really care 3 00:00:29,921 --> 00:00:32,680 by getting them the gift that they've always wanted. 4 00:00:32,715 --> 00:00:35,680 Whoa, dad! Really?! 5 00:00:35,715 --> 00:00:37,266 Girl: Yes! 6 00:00:37,301 --> 00:00:39,059 Is there anything else? [ Gasps ] Wow. 7 00:00:39,094 --> 00:00:41,611 Slim jenko! This is just what I wanted! 8 00:00:41,646 --> 00:00:43,681 I want some! 9 00:00:43,716 --> 00:00:45,543 We can all have some. 10 00:00:45,578 --> 00:00:47,991 Man: We here at slim jenko pride ourselves 11 00:00:48,026 --> 00:00:51,026 on delivering a rich, flavorful malt beverage 12 00:00:51,060 --> 00:00:52,578 for the entire family. 13 00:00:52,612 --> 00:00:55,371 Make us part of your holiday tradition. 14 00:00:55,405 --> 00:00:57,944 Man #2: This Friday night at midnight on channel 83. 15 00:00:57,969 --> 00:00:59,681 - Mommy! - Lester. 16 00:00:59,716 --> 00:01:01,303 Lester, what are you doing? 17 00:01:01,337 --> 00:01:04,303 "Killed on Christmas: The Lester lord stor..." 18 00:01:04,337 --> 00:01:09,130 [ Hard rock music playing ] 19 00:01:09,165 --> 00:01:12,958 Woman: Including a regulation busting 2,500 milligrams 20 00:01:12,992 --> 00:01:14,544 of pure thc. 21 00:01:14,579 --> 00:01:16,372 Man #3: Kunz Christmas creampies, 22 00:01:16,406 --> 00:01:19,165 an established cream pie professional for over 50... 23 00:01:19,199 --> 00:01:21,511 Man #4: The U.S. defense department has spent over 24 00:01:21,545 --> 00:01:24,407 a trillion dollars on the most cutting edge robot technology, 25 00:01:24,442 --> 00:01:27,545 deployed overseas for a swift victory against america's 26 00:01:27,580 --> 00:01:31,062 deadliest enemies, and now sowell robotic products 27 00:01:31,097 --> 00:01:34,545 is here to make that technology fun for the entire family. 28 00:01:36,649 --> 00:01:38,993 Ho. Ho. Ho. 29 00:01:39,029 --> 00:01:40,684 Man #4: Introducing robosanta plus 30 00:01:40,719 --> 00:01:42,408 for the upcoming holiday season, 31 00:01:42,443 --> 00:01:45,270 with a vocabulary of over 90,000 words, 32 00:01:45,305 --> 00:01:46,650 a full range of motion, 33 00:01:46,684 --> 00:01:48,615 and built with military grade construction, 34 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:51,581 robosanta plus fully replaces your local degenerate 35 00:01:51,615 --> 00:01:54,581 mall Santa, keeping you and your children safe. 36 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:57,994 Exclusively this weekend 37 00:01:58,029 --> 00:02:03,444 at midland mall and gw bonkers. 38 00:02:03,478 --> 00:02:05,064 [ Static ] 39 00:02:05,099 --> 00:02:13,099 ♪♪ 40 00:02:16,754 --> 00:02:24,755 ♪♪ 41 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:32,169 ♪ I am the yule tide cold 42 00:02:32,203 --> 00:02:35,169 ♪ leave the winter closed 43 00:02:35,790 --> 00:02:39,135 ♪ like hive of holy 44 00:02:39,170 --> 00:02:42,377 ♪ well, I dream of you 45 00:02:42,411 --> 00:02:46,032 ♪ nothing is 46 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:49,135 ♪ and the slick 47 00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:52,963 ♪ to not peak at your breast, love ♪ 48 00:02:52,997 --> 00:02:57,205 ♪ before the devil reigns 49 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,378 Tori: Thanks for coming in, guys. 50 00:02:59,412 --> 00:03:02,274 Thank you. Have a good one. 51 00:03:02,309 --> 00:03:04,654 Oh, shit! 52 00:03:04,688 --> 00:03:06,481 Hi. 53 00:03:06,516 --> 00:03:08,481 You look amazing. 54 00:03:08,516 --> 00:03:11,309 Hey, let me know if you need anything. 55 00:03:11,343 --> 00:03:13,343 Tori: Hey, it's almost 7:00, so I'm going to start 56 00:03:13,378 --> 00:03:14,999 closing up out back. You got it? 57 00:03:15,034 --> 00:03:17,068 - Yeah. - Oh, can you put this away? 58 00:03:17,103 --> 00:03:18,758 - Sure. - Thank you. 59 00:03:18,793 --> 00:03:19,999 - Hey! - Oh, shit. 60 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:21,517 - Merry Christmas. - Hi. 61 00:03:21,551 --> 00:03:23,182 It's about time you show your fucking face around here. 62 00:03:23,206 --> 00:03:24,424 Yeah, I've been busy. You guys are swamped. 63 00:03:24,448 --> 00:03:26,034 -I know, I know. 64 00:03:26,068 --> 00:03:27,596 I thought you and lahna were closing tonight. 65 00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:30,103 Yeah, no, I told her I had to run home because I, um... 66 00:03:30,137 --> 00:03:31,379 Didn't get her gift. 67 00:03:31,413 --> 00:03:32,965 - I did get her a gift. - Oh, did you? 68 00:03:32,999 --> 00:03:34,356 But I'm now second guessing it, so now I'm going 69 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:35,770 - to get some records. - Oh, yeah, you should be 70 00:03:35,794 --> 00:03:37,252 second guessing this. She has both of these. 71 00:03:37,276 --> 00:03:38,725 - She does. - She does. Yeah. 72 00:03:38,759 --> 00:03:40,483 Uh, follow me. Come on. 73 00:03:40,518 --> 00:03:42,449 You guys been together for, what, like a year? 74 00:03:42,483 --> 00:03:44,138 How are you this fucking dumb? 75 00:03:44,173 --> 00:03:45,976 No, I'm not... it's... I can't tell the difference 76 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,242 between all these bands that the logos all look the same. 77 00:03:48,276 --> 00:03:50,011 - They all look the fucking same? - They all look the same. 78 00:03:50,035 --> 00:03:51,976 - All scratchy and weird. - Yeah, they kind of do. 79 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,588 Uh, all right, so what I'm going to show you now... yes. 80 00:03:55,622 --> 00:03:57,967 We saw these guys open at a festival this summer. 81 00:03:58,001 --> 00:04:01,450 She was fucking all over it. They've got the psychedelic, 82 00:04:01,484 --> 00:04:03,070 cosmic riff. She'll fucking love it. 83 00:04:03,105 --> 00:04:04,312 - Deathcrux? - Yeah. 84 00:04:04,346 --> 00:04:05,726 Okay. And she does not have this? 85 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:07,312 - She does not have this. - Right on. 86 00:04:07,346 --> 00:04:08,667 - You're welcome. - Yes. No, thank you, Tori. 87 00:04:08,691 --> 00:04:10,553 Thank you. You saved Christmas again. 88 00:04:10,588 --> 00:04:14,451 Tori: By the way, I will come and say merry Christmas 89 00:04:14,485 --> 00:04:16,106 - to Lauren. - Sounds good. 90 00:04:16,140 --> 00:04:17,772 But just don't tell her I showed up here, okay? 91 00:04:17,796 --> 00:04:19,668 - What are you talking about? - Don't do the whole thing you do 92 00:04:19,692 --> 00:04:21,220 - when you're like... - "Oh, my god, it's so good 93 00:04:21,244 --> 00:04:23,175 - to see you. - No, yeah, don't do that. 94 00:04:23,209 --> 00:04:24,313 - Okay, bye. - Okay. 95 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:25,658 - Robbie. - Hey, bro. 96 00:04:25,692 --> 00:04:27,254 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, man. 97 00:04:27,278 --> 00:04:30,106 ♪ Bloody Christmas, bloody Christmas ♪ 98 00:04:30,140 --> 00:04:33,003 ♪ bloody Christmas, bloody Christmas ♪ 99 00:04:35,486 --> 00:04:38,003 Robbie: Fuck yeah. Almost 2 grand. 100 00:04:38,038 --> 00:04:41,314 - Yeah, that's a big day. - Does that mean a big boy bonus? 101 00:04:41,348 --> 00:04:44,038 - Means a bonus, yeah. - Fuck yeah, dawg! 102 00:04:44,072 --> 00:04:46,555 [ Chuckles ] What are you going to do with your big bonus? 103 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:48,038 You got any plans? 104 00:04:48,072 --> 00:04:49,290 Well, the talent show is at 8:00 P.M. 105 00:04:49,314 --> 00:04:51,004 - So, no, not really. - Yeah. 106 00:04:51,039 --> 00:04:52,705 What are you going to do this fine Christmas Eve? 107 00:04:52,729 --> 00:04:57,625 I was potentially going to go meet up with a dude, 108 00:04:57,660 --> 00:04:59,660 but I don't know. 109 00:04:59,694 --> 00:05:01,280 - A dude, a man. - Yep. 110 00:05:01,315 --> 00:05:02,636 Okay, on Christmas Eve, you're going to invite 111 00:05:02,660 --> 00:05:04,384 a stranger to your house. 112 00:05:04,418 --> 00:05:05,636 Uh, a stranger to Reggie's, yeah. 113 00:05:05,660 --> 00:05:07,211 Okay, cool. Fuck, they're still open. 114 00:05:07,246 --> 00:05:08,980 - [ Chuckles ] - Did you meet him organically, 115 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:10,499 or is this, like, a tinder sort of scenario? 116 00:05:10,523 --> 00:05:13,419 - Tinder situation, yeah. - Oh, tinder, okay. 117 00:05:13,454 --> 00:05:14,695 - Yeah. - Can I see him? 118 00:05:14,730 --> 00:05:17,454 - Eh. - Eh. He must be a fucking stud. 119 00:05:17,488 --> 00:05:19,040 What the fuck else am I supposed to do? 120 00:05:19,074 --> 00:05:21,488 You want me to go home, drink some whiskey, 121 00:05:21,523 --> 00:05:24,419 sit by the fire by my lonesome, watch "a Christmas story" 122 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:27,350 like every other fucking douchebag in america? 123 00:05:27,385 --> 00:05:29,144 Yeah. Sounds kind of nice. 124 00:05:29,179 --> 00:05:32,144 Or you to go to drink some whiskey with me. 125 00:05:32,179 --> 00:05:33,431 Uh, that lahna's Christmas gift. 126 00:05:33,455 --> 00:05:34,972 - Is it? - So you can put a fuckin'... 127 00:05:35,006 --> 00:05:36,672 - No longer. - What the fuck are you doing? 128 00:05:36,696 --> 00:05:38,282 So, fuck no. 129 00:05:38,317 --> 00:05:39,593 I wanted to do that, too. 130 00:05:39,627 --> 00:05:41,972 So hand me some cups, and let's go. 131 00:05:42,006 --> 00:05:44,006 Are you gonna go see your pops up north tomorrow? 132 00:05:44,041 --> 00:05:45,420 - Yeah. - You should probably get 133 00:05:45,455 --> 00:05:47,086 - a head start late tonight. - No. Fuck that. 134 00:05:47,110 --> 00:05:48,421 One day, in and out, is my rule. 135 00:05:48,456 --> 00:05:50,007 I can't see anything wrong in that. 136 00:05:50,042 --> 00:05:51,352 - Fair enough. - Mazel tov. 137 00:05:51,387 --> 00:05:55,214 Robbie: Mazel tov. Cheers, motherfucker. 138 00:05:55,249 --> 00:05:56,973 Only quit stalling. Show me Tommy tinder. 139 00:05:57,007 --> 00:05:58,973 What the fuck is your obsession with this? 140 00:05:59,007 --> 00:06:00,432 - I want to see him. - I don't want to 141 00:06:00,456 --> 00:06:01,708 - show him to you. - Is he big? Is he a big boy? 142 00:06:01,732 --> 00:06:03,180 - Oh. - Bbw. 143 00:06:03,214 --> 00:06:04,570 - That what you want to know? - Yeah. 144 00:06:04,594 --> 00:06:07,560 In that case, I'll fuckin' show you. Here. 145 00:06:10,146 --> 00:06:11,457 What? 146 00:06:11,491 --> 00:06:13,319 I didn't know you knew Emmett eyeliner. 147 00:06:13,353 --> 00:06:15,388 Emmett eyeliner. Why are you calling him that? 148 00:06:15,422 --> 00:06:16,778 - Do you know him? - I know of him. 149 00:06:16,802 --> 00:06:18,422 Did he tell you he got, like, three kids? 150 00:06:18,457 --> 00:06:20,146 Wait four. Someone's pregnant now, I think. 151 00:06:20,181 --> 00:06:22,491 - Oh, fuck! He's got kids? - Yeah. 152 00:06:22,526 --> 00:06:24,181 I don't fucking care. 153 00:06:24,215 --> 00:06:26,561 I just want a little Christmas Eve schlong. 154 00:06:26,596 --> 00:06:29,182 Well, dude's a genic jackhammer. 155 00:06:29,216 --> 00:06:31,354 - Oh, Jesus. - Little, uh, sperm canon, 156 00:06:31,389 --> 00:06:33,147 all I'm saying. 157 00:06:33,182 --> 00:06:35,365 Okay, I'm happy you told me that, so I'll wear my dental dam 158 00:06:35,389 --> 00:06:37,492 and get fucking sauced before he shows up. 159 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:39,423 Thank you. That's so sweet of you. 160 00:06:39,458 --> 00:06:40,468 Robbie: Well, I'll tell you what. 161 00:06:40,492 --> 00:06:41,975 I can go to Reggie's with you 162 00:06:42,009 --> 00:06:44,320 because, um, I don't really have shit to do. 163 00:06:44,354 --> 00:06:46,562 Robbie, that's very, very sweet of you, 164 00:06:46,597 --> 00:06:47,769 but I want to get laid. 165 00:06:47,804 --> 00:06:49,528 Not wax poetic with the regulars. 166 00:06:49,562 --> 00:06:52,424 Well, seeing as you didn't buy me a Christmas present 167 00:06:52,459 --> 00:06:54,286 this year, I'm going to take this. 168 00:06:54,321 --> 00:06:55,666 - Oh. - Thank you. 169 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:57,493 And you can enjoy your, what, two hours 170 00:06:57,528 --> 00:07:01,700 of unbearable conversation, your 7 seconds of lame sex. 171 00:07:01,735 --> 00:07:05,770 You go home, probably, you know, get yourself off anyway. 172 00:07:05,805 --> 00:07:07,460 Or, I'm just throwing this out there, 173 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:12,184 you can have two hours of amazing, vivacious, 174 00:07:12,218 --> 00:07:16,115 sort of hauntingly erotic conversation. 175 00:07:16,149 --> 00:07:17,977 - Hauntingly erotic? - Hauntingly erotic? 176 00:07:18,011 --> 00:07:19,701 And you can go home anyway. 177 00:07:19,736 --> 00:07:22,494 You know, get yourself off, like, flick your little bean. 178 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:24,323 - Oh? - Yeah. 179 00:07:24,357 --> 00:07:26,471 And you don't have to wake up next to 30 seconds to Mars. 180 00:07:26,495 --> 00:07:28,702 All right, well, I've got a proposition for you. 181 00:07:28,737 --> 00:07:30,564 How about you give me back my fucking whiskey 182 00:07:30,599 --> 00:07:34,288 and stop talking about me flicking at my fucking bean? 183 00:07:34,323 --> 00:07:35,426 - Okay. - How about that? 184 00:07:35,461 --> 00:07:37,150 Have you confirmed with him? 185 00:07:37,185 --> 00:07:39,978 No, I have not given him a time. 186 00:07:40,012 --> 00:07:41,575 Poor guy. It's kind of sad. He's probably at home 187 00:07:41,599 --> 00:07:44,565 scrolling through your social media, fingers sweaty, 188 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:47,600 hand firmly on cock, just... 189 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,358 Beating that meat, waiting for your text 190 00:07:49,393 --> 00:07:51,669 to pop up at the top. 191 00:07:51,703 --> 00:07:53,427 Mm. I've blown off twice already, so. 192 00:07:53,462 --> 00:07:54,979 - Third time's a charm. - Yeah. 193 00:07:55,013 --> 00:07:57,600 Come on, get a drink with your old pal Robbie. 194 00:07:57,634 --> 00:08:00,772 It's my long time employee Robbie. 195 00:08:00,807 --> 00:08:03,187 - That's a little bit harsh. - It's true. I own you. 196 00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:04,646 - You own me? - You're on my payroll. Yeah. 197 00:08:04,670 --> 00:08:06,635 Mama. Okay. Okay. Okay. 198 00:08:06,670 --> 00:08:09,773 I'm going to change your mind. Have you heard his music? 199 00:08:09,808 --> 00:08:12,704 - I have not bothered, no. - Oh, that answers a lot. 200 00:08:12,739 --> 00:08:14,325 Why? What you got? 201 00:08:14,359 --> 00:08:15,680 Robbie: I'll show you something something fun. 202 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,118 Tori: Hmm. 203 00:08:17,152 --> 00:08:19,083 All right. Ready? 204 00:08:19,118 --> 00:08:21,153 I'm losing interest already. Come on. 205 00:08:21,188 --> 00:08:22,498 Alright, you'll see. 206 00:08:22,533 --> 00:08:23,991 Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. 207 00:08:24,015 --> 00:08:26,567 What? 208 00:08:27,809 --> 00:08:29,567 - Oh, my god. - Soothing. 209 00:08:29,602 --> 00:08:31,302 Tori: Shut the fuck up. Why is he whisper singing? 210 00:08:31,326 --> 00:08:32,750 Robbie: Doesn't want to wake his parents, probably. 211 00:08:32,774 --> 00:08:34,153 What the fuck? Turn that off. 212 00:08:34,188 --> 00:08:35,705 Why are you showing that to me? Stop. 213 00:08:35,740 --> 00:08:37,371 Well, you know, it's not like you're going to saddle up 214 00:08:37,395 --> 00:08:39,233 with the son of a bitch. I mean, you should probably 215 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:42,292 let the guy go back to his family and his kids. 216 00:08:42,327 --> 00:08:43,706 He's a daddy, after all. 217 00:08:43,741 --> 00:08:45,189 - Daddy? - Yeah. 218 00:08:45,223 --> 00:08:48,361 Little Tommy tinder. 219 00:08:48,396 --> 00:08:50,154 Well... 220 00:08:52,327 --> 00:08:53,613 All right. Let's go get shit faced. 221 00:08:53,637 --> 00:08:55,361 But you're not getting anything either. 222 00:08:55,396 --> 00:08:57,027 So if you want to go flick your fucking bean, 223 00:08:57,051 --> 00:08:58,223 do what you need to do. 224 00:08:58,258 --> 00:08:59,776 - Come on. - All right. 225 00:08:59,811 --> 00:09:01,407 - Turn off the music. - Well, considering you were 226 00:09:01,431 --> 00:09:02,787 gonna saddle up with old Emmett eyeliner, 227 00:09:02,811 --> 00:09:04,535 I'm not sure how I should feel about that. 228 00:09:04,569 --> 00:09:06,407 Well, I don't work with them Emmett eyeliner, do I? 229 00:09:06,431 --> 00:09:08,062 Well, I am better looking in that douche, though, right? 230 00:09:08,086 --> 00:09:09,431 Do you want to fucking die? 231 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:11,166 Get your fucking grubby shoes off the counter. 232 00:09:11,190 --> 00:09:14,466 Kill the music before I change my mind. 233 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:16,683 - Should I meet you there or? - No, we're going to walk. 234 00:09:16,707 --> 00:09:21,225 - Well, it's fucking snowing out. - Oh, my god. That's so scary! 235 00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:23,191 Come on. Get those chicken legs out. 236 00:09:23,225 --> 00:09:25,294 Let's go for a walk. I got to bring this to lahna. 237 00:09:25,329 --> 00:09:27,270 Robbie: Why? They close at 6:00. They're not going to be open. 238 00:09:27,294 --> 00:09:28,743 No, they'll still be there. 239 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,777 They're having a little Christmas Eve fuckfest. 240 00:09:30,812 --> 00:09:32,363 What the hell, why? 241 00:09:32,398 --> 00:09:34,098 Tori: You don't want to fuck in a toy store? 242 00:09:34,122 --> 00:09:36,260 No. Well, mm, maybe. I mean... 243 00:09:36,294 --> 00:09:37,789 Sounds like you don't want to fuck in a toy store. 244 00:09:37,813 --> 00:09:40,123 It's just kind of weird. Like, I feel sorry for the kid 245 00:09:40,157 --> 00:09:42,099 that's going to go in tomorrow, buy a Teddy bear covered 246 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,537 - in fucking cum. - Oh, my god. 247 00:09:43,571 --> 00:09:45,295 We're going to scar him. That poor child. 248 00:09:45,330 --> 00:09:47,675 Come on. Lock up behind you. 249 00:09:54,571 --> 00:09:56,020 Robbie: We could have taken my car. 250 00:09:56,055 --> 00:09:57,365 Would have been a smart option. 251 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,365 Do you want to keep keep complaining? 252 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,055 Or do you want to just walk in silence? 253 00:10:01,089 --> 00:10:02,514 - What do you want to do? - You're the one who was 254 00:10:02,538 --> 00:10:04,538 complaining all day about fucking Christmas this, 255 00:10:04,572 --> 00:10:05,996 Christmas that, oh, I fucking hate Christmas. 256 00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:07,641 Well, Christmas fucking sucks. 257 00:10:07,676 --> 00:10:10,193 Do you not agree that there's no good fucking Christmas music, 258 00:10:10,227 --> 00:10:12,469 - no good Christmas movies. - Bad religion had 259 00:10:12,503 --> 00:10:14,617 - a great Christmas album. - Just fucking get it over with. 260 00:10:14,641 --> 00:10:16,539 - Eh. - It was good. 261 00:10:16,573 --> 00:10:19,435 There aren't many albums that give me that spirit 262 00:10:19,470 --> 00:10:20,780 of fucking Christmas. 263 00:10:20,815 --> 00:10:22,608 Well, bad fuckin' religion, ain't it, buddy. 264 00:10:22,642 --> 00:10:24,263 Give me that. 265 00:10:24,297 --> 00:10:30,090 I would go as far to say there's like fucking two... 266 00:10:30,125 --> 00:10:31,987 Two Christmas songs that are good, 267 00:10:32,021 --> 00:10:35,471 and that's if you don't count, if and only if, you don't count 268 00:10:35,505 --> 00:10:37,505 fucking crypt keeper "Christmas rap." 269 00:10:37,540 --> 00:10:39,057 Okay, love "tales from the crypt." 270 00:10:39,091 --> 00:10:41,057 That song sucks the fucking shit out of my ass. 271 00:10:41,091 --> 00:10:44,643 This is coming from a guy who jizzes his fucking pants 272 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:48,781 every single time he hears buster Poindexter's cover of 273 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,747 "zat you, Santa claus?" 274 00:10:50,781 --> 00:10:52,654 Robbie: No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't like that cover. 275 00:10:52,678 --> 00:10:54,265 I like the version with the commentary 276 00:10:54,299 --> 00:10:56,127 from beavis and butthead. 277 00:10:56,161 --> 00:10:58,299 - Okay. - Okay. 278 00:10:58,334 --> 00:11:00,023 "Merry Christmas", ramones, then. 279 00:11:00,058 --> 00:11:02,299 That's mine. What's your big fucking runner up? 280 00:11:02,334 --> 00:11:07,334 Uh, sorry to say, but "merry Christmas", ramones, 281 00:11:07,368 --> 00:11:09,127 that's a fucking runner up. 282 00:11:09,161 --> 00:11:10,299 - Yeah. - Fuck you. 283 00:11:10,334 --> 00:11:11,575 - First place... - Fuck you. 284 00:11:11,610 --> 00:11:13,231 First place is our lord and savior lemmy 285 00:11:13,266 --> 00:11:15,473 with "run Rudolph run." Oh, it's magic! 286 00:11:15,507 --> 00:11:17,173 Robbie: Okay. It's not like it's motorhead. 287 00:11:17,197 --> 00:11:18,621 It's lemmy with the fucking Foo Fighters. 288 00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:20,783 - Oh, r.I.P. - Oh, r.I.P. 289 00:11:20,818 --> 00:11:23,162 Also lemmy is fucking motorhead, you idiot. 290 00:11:23,197 --> 00:11:24,231 Yeah. 291 00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:25,473 Hey! 292 00:11:25,507 --> 00:11:28,197 Lahna! [ Laughs ] 293 00:11:28,231 --> 00:11:29,645 She knows you're coming, right? 294 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:31,577 Yeah, of course she knows I'm fucking coming. 295 00:11:31,612 --> 00:11:33,129 Oh. 296 00:11:33,163 --> 00:11:35,025 - Hey, bitch. - Hi! 297 00:11:35,060 --> 00:11:36,474 Mwah! You look so good. 298 00:11:36,508 --> 00:11:37,519 - Thank you. - Hey, gorgeous. 299 00:11:37,543 --> 00:11:39,232 - Mwah. - Mwah. 300 00:11:39,267 --> 00:11:42,612 I brought you and Jay a little something, something. 301 00:11:42,646 --> 00:11:44,232 Ooh, I got you this. 302 00:11:44,267 --> 00:11:45,484 Oh, my god. I love you so much. 303 00:11:45,508 --> 00:11:47,336 - I missed you. - I missed you, too. 304 00:11:47,370 --> 00:11:48,681 Tori: Where's Jay? 305 00:11:48,715 --> 00:11:50,716 He's in the back, freshening up. 306 00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:53,475 You know, he just gets a little musty. 307 00:11:53,509 --> 00:11:55,544 He gets a little musty? 308 00:11:55,578 --> 00:11:57,140 - You got a lot going on. - Musty she says. 309 00:11:57,164 --> 00:11:58,692 Lahna: Yeah, you know all about that, right? 310 00:11:58,716 --> 00:11:59,761 - No, I do. - You know all about that? 311 00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:01,371 - Baby. - Yeah. 312 00:12:01,406 --> 00:12:02,589 You know all about a little musty must? 313 00:12:02,613 --> 00:12:04,268 I got a stinky dick. 314 00:12:04,302 --> 00:12:06,509 - [ Laughs ] That's so fucked up. - Cute, right? 315 00:12:06,544 --> 00:12:07,992 - Bitch. - Yeah? 316 00:12:08,026 --> 00:12:09,613 You already cracked this open. 317 00:12:09,648 --> 00:12:12,338 We may have had, like, like a couple of drinks. 318 00:12:12,372 --> 00:12:15,683 This is the nicest thing anybody's ever done for me. 319 00:12:15,717 --> 00:12:17,993 I know. I know. It's very nice. And listen. 320 00:12:18,027 --> 00:12:19,659 Because we love you. We didn't buy it for you. 321 00:12:19,683 --> 00:12:21,786 We're giving it to you. 322 00:12:21,821 --> 00:12:24,372 - Well, merry fucking Christmas. - Merry fucking Christmas. 323 00:12:24,407 --> 00:12:27,269 - Baby! - On it. Jesus Christ! 324 00:12:27,303 --> 00:12:28,476 - Hey! - This motherfucker. 325 00:12:28,510 --> 00:12:29,718 I haven't seen you in so long. 326 00:12:29,753 --> 00:12:31,408 - How are you? - Oh, yeah. Right? 327 00:12:31,442 --> 00:12:33,063 - How are you? - Hey, bro. 328 00:12:33,097 --> 00:12:34,418 - Hey, buddy. Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 329 00:12:34,442 --> 00:12:36,028 - You look good. - Thank you. 330 00:12:36,063 --> 00:12:37,591 - Yeah, you do. - I've been doing nothing but 331 00:12:37,615 --> 00:12:40,235 selling toys and fucking living the clean life. 332 00:12:40,270 --> 00:12:41,994 - Keep up. - [ Sniffs ] 333 00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:45,132 Oh! Um, what's up with you two? What's going on here? 334 00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:47,108 - Uh, just grabbing a drink. - Just grabbing a drink. 335 00:12:47,132 --> 00:12:48,592 I had to talk her out of some tinder trash. 336 00:12:48,616 --> 00:12:50,064 You didn't talk me out of anything. 337 00:12:50,098 --> 00:12:51,350 What was his name? Emmett... Emmett... 338 00:12:51,374 --> 00:12:52,695 - We don't have to talk... - Emmett! Oh, shit! 339 00:12:52,719 --> 00:12:54,236 Tori: No, I think we're ignoring that. 340 00:12:54,271 --> 00:12:55,523 Motherfuckin' four-kid Emmett. Four kid Emmett? 341 00:12:55,547 --> 00:12:57,098 - No. - Nearly five kid Emmett. 342 00:12:57,133 --> 00:12:58,385 Four kid Emmett. Why does everybody know Emmett 343 00:12:58,409 --> 00:13:00,064 - except for me? - He's got four kids. 344 00:13:00,098 --> 00:13:01,995 - All right. Well, cheers. Yeah. - No, no, no. 345 00:13:02,029 --> 00:13:03,592 What was the song? What was the song? It was... 346 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,133 We don't need the song. 347 00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:07,996 ♪ And her heart whispers in my head ♪ 348 00:13:08,030 --> 00:13:09,558 - Alright, fuckers. - Go for it, tap on in. 349 00:13:09,582 --> 00:13:10,789 ♪ Because she's half dead 350 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,651 - Tori! - No, no, no, no. 351 00:13:12,686 --> 00:13:14,375 Come back, come back, come back, come back. 352 00:13:14,410 --> 00:13:15,765 - Come back, come back. - Alright, you guys, I'm back. 353 00:13:15,789 --> 00:13:17,317 - It's a catchy song. - It's a good song. 354 00:13:17,341 --> 00:13:18,386 It's the feel good hit of the winter. 355 00:13:18,410 --> 00:13:19,513 - Okay, cheers. - Cheers. 356 00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:21,203 - To Christmas! - To Christmas! 357 00:13:21,237 --> 00:13:23,065 - Bah humbug. - Bah humbug. 358 00:13:23,099 --> 00:13:24,272 Santa: Ho, ho, ho. 359 00:13:24,306 --> 00:13:26,135 Come sit on Santa's lap 360 00:13:26,169 --> 00:13:28,480 and tell him what you want for Christmas. 361 00:13:28,514 --> 00:13:30,169 - Ugh! - [ Laughs ] 362 00:13:30,204 --> 00:13:33,480 - I fucking hate that. - No, they all get recalled. 363 00:13:33,514 --> 00:13:35,583 Priest said that to me when I was a young boy. 364 00:13:35,618 --> 00:13:38,687 Are you okay? You're not fucking okay. 365 00:13:38,721 --> 00:13:40,445 - No, I'm not well. - It's so bad. 366 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,342 Thank god they're taking it out on Friday. 367 00:13:42,376 --> 00:13:44,421 Has he ever come to life while you guys were fucking? 368 00:13:44,445 --> 00:13:45,722 Oh, he joins. 369 00:13:45,757 --> 00:13:47,170 -Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 370 00:13:47,205 --> 00:13:48,722 - He's anatomical. - Oh, really? 371 00:13:48,757 --> 00:13:50,550 - Big bad Santa. - Okay. 372 00:13:50,584 --> 00:13:53,067 - Big Santa. - But I am hoping that they 373 00:13:53,101 --> 00:13:54,146 leave behind this aspect of it. 374 00:13:54,170 --> 00:13:55,239 Tori: What? 375 00:13:55,274 --> 00:13:56,515 [ Whirring ] 376 00:13:56,550 --> 00:14:00,688 - Oh! - Oh, baby, it's so romantic! 377 00:14:00,722 --> 00:14:03,170 Okay, we're getting the fuck out of here. 378 00:14:03,205 --> 00:14:04,354 This is too much Christmas for me. 379 00:14:04,378 --> 00:14:06,792 - Oh, no, no. - No, no, no, stay, stay. 380 00:14:06,827 --> 00:14:10,758 Stop! I fuckin'... that's a lot. That is a lot. 381 00:14:10,792 --> 00:14:13,585 It's really excessive. We're gonna have one drink and go. 382 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,275 - All right. Yeah, fine. - Fine. 383 00:14:15,309 --> 00:14:17,033 Jay: We could just... You guys hang out. 384 00:14:17,068 --> 00:14:18,665 - We could have some more drinks. - We're not going to hang out. 385 00:14:18,689 --> 00:14:20,216 - The four of us. - We're not gonna hang out. 386 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:21,768 - Santa, the anatomical Santa. - We're good. 387 00:14:21,792 --> 00:14:23,206 - Okay, alright. - Alright. 388 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,586 - Easy, tiger. - Alright. 389 00:14:24,621 --> 00:14:26,172 - Cheers. - Cheers. 390 00:14:26,207 --> 00:14:28,483 Fuck. Merry Christmas to a fuckin' day off. 391 00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:30,345 - Little bit of flavor in there. - Yeah. 392 00:14:30,379 --> 00:14:32,517 - Mm. - Okay, I love you. 393 00:14:32,552 --> 00:14:34,345 Get the fuck out. I want to fuck my husband. 394 00:14:34,379 --> 00:14:35,655 - Mwah. - Merry Christmas. 395 00:14:35,690 --> 00:14:36,793 - Merry Christmas. - Bye. 396 00:14:36,828 --> 00:14:38,138 - See you. - See you. 397 00:14:38,172 --> 00:14:39,252 - See ya, bud. - All right. We're going. 398 00:14:39,276 --> 00:14:40,172 - Goodbye. - See ya. 399 00:14:40,207 --> 00:14:43,760 ♪ Oh, she's whispering in my head ♪ 400 00:14:43,794 --> 00:14:45,725 Fucking hate you guys! 401 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,656 ♪ I'm half deaf for you 402 00:14:47,691 --> 00:14:50,656 I'm stealing your candy. Thank you. 403 00:14:50,691 --> 00:14:52,656 - Come on, let's go. - Ugh! 404 00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:54,208 [ Laughs ] Let's fucking go. 405 00:14:54,242 --> 00:14:55,622 - God! - Come on! 406 00:14:55,656 --> 00:14:57,725 Coming. I'm coming. 407 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:02,071 Santa: Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas. 408 00:15:07,381 --> 00:15:09,588 Sowell robotic products' new animatronic 409 00:15:09,623 --> 00:15:11,623 state of the art Santa claus featured at our own 410 00:15:11,657 --> 00:15:13,771 t.w. Bonkers is now the subject of an international recall. 411 00:15:13,795 --> 00:15:15,633 There have been reports that some of the Santa units 412 00:15:15,657 --> 00:15:18,002 are reverting to their old defense department firmware. 413 00:15:18,036 --> 00:15:20,657 Thus far, most of the reports have been of harmless pranks. 414 00:15:20,692 --> 00:15:23,451 Fuck no! [ Laughs ] 415 00:15:23,486 --> 00:15:25,037 Larry, can you turn that shit off? 416 00:15:25,072 --> 00:15:26,520 - That's so depressing. - Yeah. 417 00:15:26,555 --> 00:15:28,003 - [ Laughs ] - You guys want one more 418 00:15:28,037 --> 00:15:29,141 to close it out? 419 00:15:29,175 --> 00:15:30,658 Yeah, we will. 420 00:15:30,693 --> 00:15:32,531 Can we get another round and a shot of whiskey, please? 421 00:15:32,555 --> 00:15:34,462 You're going to chase a shot of whiskey with more whiskey? 422 00:15:34,486 --> 00:15:36,451 I am. It's a holiday. That's what you do. 423 00:15:36,486 --> 00:15:38,348 - This is true. - Thank you. 424 00:15:38,382 --> 00:15:41,142 Is this, uh, together? Or separate? 425 00:15:41,176 --> 00:15:43,625 Togeth... together. 426 00:15:43,659 --> 00:15:45,107 It's on one bill. I got it. 427 00:15:45,142 --> 00:15:46,670 - Oh, la di da. - It's part of your bonus. 428 00:15:46,694 --> 00:15:49,314 Although I am a little disappointed. 429 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,625 He didn't even offer to pay for the fuckin' last... 430 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,280 Excuse me, this is not a date, remember? 431 00:15:53,314 --> 00:15:55,452 Yeah, no, I fuckin' remember now. 432 00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:57,004 Happy I didn't think otherwise. 433 00:15:57,038 --> 00:15:58,107 -Fun hangout -yeah. 434 00:15:58,142 --> 00:15:59,557 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 435 00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:02,074 You think would have picked up the tab for, uh, 436 00:16:02,108 --> 00:16:05,074 doctor fuckin' Emmett eyeliner. 437 00:16:05,108 --> 00:16:06,660 Depends on how the night went. 438 00:16:06,695 --> 00:16:08,809 Probably would have forgotten his wallet or something. 439 00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:11,626 Mnh-mnh. Did this dude fuck your mom or something? 440 00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:14,281 Why the fuck... every single time you talk about him, 441 00:16:14,315 --> 00:16:15,798 I'm like so close to forgetting him, 442 00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:17,246 and then you bring him up again. 443 00:16:17,281 --> 00:16:18,741 I'm just like, just like, it baffles me 444 00:16:18,765 --> 00:16:20,189 that you were going to let him, like, you know, 445 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,637 - stick his penis just... - Taint me? 446 00:16:21,661 --> 00:16:23,189 - Inside you. - He's gonna fuckin' taint me? 447 00:16:23,213 --> 00:16:24,568 - He was gonna taint you. - Yeah, I'm horny, 448 00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:26,352 and it's a holiday. What am I supposed to do? 449 00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:28,799 Do you want to go through... Larry, do you want to go through 450 00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:30,489 Robbie's list of prize catches? 451 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,040 - Not again. - 'Cause fuckin'... 452 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,568 No, remember this? Remember rotten Rebecca? 453 00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:35,051 The one that smelled like a fucking fish market. 454 00:16:35,075 --> 00:16:36,765 - Oh, god. - She was great. 455 00:16:36,799 --> 00:16:38,328 Yeah, had to walk out of the room every time... 456 00:16:38,352 --> 00:16:40,076 - Rotten Rebecca. - Every time she fucking 457 00:16:40,110 --> 00:16:41,145 walked in one. 458 00:16:41,179 --> 00:16:42,490 Oh, my god. 459 00:16:42,524 --> 00:16:44,145 That honestly made me want to throw up. 460 00:16:44,179 --> 00:16:45,283 That was so gross. 461 00:16:45,317 --> 00:16:46,455 Who else? Come on. 462 00:16:46,490 --> 00:16:48,076 Do you want to talk about Tina? 463 00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:50,593 - Tina? - Googly eyed Tina? 464 00:16:50,628 --> 00:16:52,328 Do you want me to keep going? That's my point. 465 00:16:52,352 --> 00:16:53,811 - That was a condition. - Do you want me to keep going? 466 00:16:53,835 --> 00:16:55,524 - She couldn't help it. - Okay. 467 00:16:55,559 --> 00:16:58,077 - She's a beautiful woman. - Can you shut the fuck up? 468 00:16:58,111 --> 00:16:59,294 Jay: Okay, babe, no, seriously. 469 00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,146 He's been her employee for years. 470 00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:03,077 One, I think it's illegal if they fuck. 471 00:17:03,111 --> 00:17:05,698 And two, he'll never close the deal. 472 00:17:05,732 --> 00:17:08,525 [ Warbling ] 473 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,732 Lahna: She had that glow in her eyes. 474 00:17:10,767 --> 00:17:12,708 Jay: Okay, okay, fine. No, she fucking might have. 475 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,191 But he won't even come close to closing the deal. 476 00:17:14,215 --> 00:17:15,595 - What? - Not at all. 477 00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:18,457 Lahna: 1,000 percent they're fucking tonight. 478 00:17:18,492 --> 00:17:21,112 - Fuck that. - Unless Robbie's dick 479 00:17:21,147 --> 00:17:24,492 gets chopped up, they're gonna fuck tonight. 480 00:17:24,526 --> 00:17:26,802 Jay: What are you fuck... Fuck that. Okay. All right. 481 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,388 - You want him bet? - Yeah. 482 00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:29,630 [ Footsteps thudding ] 483 00:17:29,664 --> 00:17:31,216 Jay: Okay, great, great, great, great. 484 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,502 Alright, how much you fucking want to bet then? 485 00:17:32,526 --> 00:17:33,778 Are you ever going to settle down, 486 00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,493 you know, chill the fuck out. 487 00:17:35,527 --> 00:17:36,493 Are you? 488 00:17:36,527 --> 00:17:38,113 - Yeah. - Yeah? 489 00:17:38,148 --> 00:17:39,769 - Hopefully. - Oh, okay, great. 490 00:17:39,803 --> 00:17:41,641 Well, maybe I'll fucking settle down when I can find a man 491 00:17:41,665 --> 00:17:43,217 that can keep up with me. 492 00:17:43,251 --> 00:17:45,182 Do you know how hard it is being in a world 493 00:17:45,217 --> 00:17:48,665 surrounded by so many boys that can't handle a woman 494 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:51,010 who can out drink, out earn and out fuck them, 495 00:17:51,044 --> 00:17:52,251 for the love of god? 496 00:17:52,286 --> 00:17:55,114 Do you know how many men cannot fuck? 497 00:17:55,149 --> 00:17:57,045 - There's a few. - No. 498 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,459 - And some can. - None of them know 499 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,056 how to eat pussy. I'll tell you that right now. 500 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,356 - See, I beg to differ. - No. 501 00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:03,183 In fact, I would argue there are one, 502 00:18:03,218 --> 00:18:05,045 maybe two people in this general vicinity 503 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,701 who can do it with the ferocity of a fucking tyrannosaurus 504 00:18:07,735 --> 00:18:11,011 - no, no. - [ Growling ] 505 00:18:11,045 --> 00:18:12,701 - Larry. - Larry. 506 00:18:12,736 --> 00:18:14,667 Can you please, for the love of god, 507 00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:16,598 give me one more round. 508 00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:18,264 - [ Footsteps thudding ] - Lahna: I'll be you 509 00:18:18,288 --> 00:18:23,598 that if they fuck, I'll make you a steak dinner. 510 00:18:23,633 --> 00:18:25,253 - Really? - Yeah. 511 00:18:25,288 --> 00:18:28,391 Wearing nothing but an apron. 512 00:18:28,426 --> 00:18:31,391 [ Footsteps thudding ] 513 00:18:31,426 --> 00:18:33,116 Jay: If I lose? 514 00:18:33,151 --> 00:18:36,116 Lahna: Oh, when you lose, 515 00:18:36,151 --> 00:18:38,772 you have to eat my ass out on this throne. 516 00:18:38,806 --> 00:18:41,151 Jay: Well, why wait? Why don't I eat it fuckin' right now? 517 00:18:41,185 --> 00:18:42,634 Daddy's hungry. 518 00:18:42,668 --> 00:18:45,013 Ah! Daddy! 519 00:18:45,047 --> 00:18:47,530 [ Gasps ] Oh! 520 00:18:47,565 --> 00:18:49,772 I can trace it back every fucking time. 521 00:18:49,806 --> 00:18:53,014 The second they cut their hair, they cut their worst record! 522 00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:56,083 Ah, it's just such an absurd claim. 523 00:18:56,117 --> 00:18:59,497 It isn't... it's a fucking absurdly correct claim. 524 00:18:59,531 --> 00:19:01,807 - [ Chuckles ] - Is what it is. Okay? 525 00:19:01,842 --> 00:19:03,738 Do you remember that fucking study I showed you? 526 00:19:03,773 --> 00:19:06,359 - Oh, yeah. The scientist one. - Yes, the fuckin' scientist one. 527 00:19:06,393 --> 00:19:09,014 The second that they cut the hair of 528 00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:11,360 a native American person, they lost, like, 529 00:19:11,394 --> 00:19:13,153 - all sense of intuition. - Okay. 530 00:19:13,187 --> 00:19:14,612 - Like fucking all of it. - First off. 531 00:19:14,636 --> 00:19:16,463 - And it's really scary. - First off. 532 00:19:16,498 --> 00:19:19,291 Whatever bullshit fucking blog you pulled that study off... 533 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,015 - A government study, dude. - Government. 534 00:19:21,049 --> 00:19:22,543 Has about as much merit as the fucking Reddit thread. 535 00:19:22,567 --> 00:19:24,394 - Okay. - Second off, second off, 536 00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:26,808 that has absolutely zero fucking merit when it comes to 537 00:19:26,843 --> 00:19:29,326 talking about somebody's actual musical ability. 538 00:19:29,361 --> 00:19:31,326 Okay. I'm going to go through the fucking list. 539 00:19:31,361 --> 00:19:32,637 - Okay, do it. - Metallica. 540 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,292 - Yeah? - Yeah. 541 00:19:34,326 --> 00:19:36,706 They cut their hair, the fuckers release "load." 542 00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:40,395 Yeah? Soundgarden. Cornell cuts his hair off. 543 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:43,499 Opts for the Spencers gift tips with the frosted spikes, 544 00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:45,568 and then the motherfuckers release "superunknown"! 545 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:48,534 - What is that?! - Boom! Boom right there, bitch! 546 00:19:48,569 --> 00:19:50,120 Voids your argument? Do you know why? 547 00:19:50,155 --> 00:19:53,810 - Why? Tell me why. - 'Cause "superunknown", 548 00:19:53,845 --> 00:19:55,465 - peak soundgarden. - Oh, fuckin'... 549 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,648 - Are you kidding me? - Not one bad track on the album. 550 00:19:57,672 --> 00:19:59,372 Tori: Are you actually going to stop with the fucking 551 00:19:59,396 --> 00:20:01,051 Jesus Christ pose right now? 552 00:20:01,086 --> 00:20:02,638 What the fuck?! Are you serious?! 553 00:20:02,672 --> 00:20:04,707 - Are you fuckin'... - [ Groans ] 554 00:20:04,741 --> 00:20:07,086 Are you fucking kidding me? [ Laughs ] 555 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:10,363 That's so fuckin' dumb, so fuckin' dumb. 556 00:20:10,397 --> 00:20:12,018 - [ Groans ] - Let me guess. 557 00:20:12,052 --> 00:20:14,328 You prefer you prefer, uh, you prefer Van hagar? 558 00:20:14,363 --> 00:20:18,397 "Prefer" is a strong word. They lost zero appeal 559 00:20:18,432 --> 00:20:19,811 when diamond Dave ducked out. 560 00:20:19,846 --> 00:20:22,432 - Oh! Really? - Yes, really. 561 00:20:22,466 --> 00:20:25,121 Because it's around that time that they got 562 00:20:25,156 --> 00:20:27,743 rid of their guitar god, and then replaced him 563 00:20:27,778 --> 00:20:30,812 with a synth loving clone of said guitar god. 564 00:20:30,847 --> 00:20:33,122 Alright, get your ass off the bar, Robbie. 565 00:20:33,157 --> 00:20:34,778 - Oh. - Hate to break up the party. 566 00:20:34,812 --> 00:20:36,778 I got four little diaper pissers at home. 567 00:20:36,812 --> 00:20:38,650 They're going to wake me up in four hours. Let's... 568 00:20:38,674 --> 00:20:40,364 Yes, thank you. 569 00:20:40,398 --> 00:20:42,502 I don't want to listen to this fucking guy anyway. 570 00:20:42,536 --> 00:20:44,295 - Sweet baby. Jesus. - Mm, got my card. 571 00:20:44,329 --> 00:20:47,399 Slow your roll, Larry. Got two more coming my way. 572 00:20:47,434 --> 00:20:50,020 - I'll pour you one. - Hands behind your back. 573 00:20:50,054 --> 00:20:52,468 - Hands behind my back? - You're lucky like you. 574 00:20:52,503 --> 00:20:54,606 Yeah, and you're lucky I don't have health inspector 575 00:20:54,641 --> 00:20:55,675 shut this shit hole down. 576 00:20:55,710 --> 00:20:57,675 [ Chuckles ] 577 00:20:57,710 --> 00:20:58,779 He's right. 578 00:20:58,813 --> 00:21:00,399 Is he right? 579 00:21:00,434 --> 00:21:04,434 - And pour Tori and her new Beau. - Oh, thanks, man. 580 00:21:04,468 --> 00:21:08,090 One and one for yourself, Larry. 581 00:21:08,124 --> 00:21:10,400 I didn't know you two were a thing. 582 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:11,538 - We're not. - Yet. 583 00:21:11,573 --> 00:21:13,607 Get fucked. 584 00:21:16,262 --> 00:21:17,538 [ Footsteps thudding ] 585 00:21:17,573 --> 00:21:19,400 Lahna: Ah, yeah! 586 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,435 [ Lahna gasping, moaning ] 587 00:21:23,469 --> 00:21:27,022 [ Footsteps thudding ] 588 00:21:29,229 --> 00:21:33,367 [ Lahna gasping, moaning ] 589 00:21:33,401 --> 00:21:35,781 [ Footsteps thudding ] 590 00:21:43,575 --> 00:21:45,161 [ Whirring ] 591 00:21:45,195 --> 00:21:48,023 Monroe: The wife's back is with her family. 592 00:21:52,057 --> 00:21:56,057 So that's why I'm spending Christmas alone. 593 00:21:56,092 --> 00:21:58,402 Unless you count that fucking mutt 594 00:21:58,437 --> 00:21:59,782 that won't keep its trap shut. 595 00:21:59,816 --> 00:22:01,506 Why do you have a fucking dog then, man? 596 00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:03,472 You think I wanted that thing? 597 00:22:03,507 --> 00:22:06,265 - That's all Donna. - Okay. 598 00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:08,748 That little son of a whore is like an angel around her. 599 00:22:08,783 --> 00:22:11,817 But with me, just me, it won't shut the fuck up 600 00:22:11,852 --> 00:22:14,369 because I won't spoil him, like Donna does. 601 00:22:14,403 --> 00:22:16,058 Just like with her old man. 602 00:22:16,093 --> 00:22:18,103 Yeah, I think... I think it sounds like the dog just 603 00:22:18,127 --> 00:22:20,507 probably needs, like, some lovin' from daddy Monroe. 604 00:22:20,541 --> 00:22:22,473 - Like. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 605 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:25,439 I think the little bastard needs his balls clipped. 606 00:22:25,473 --> 00:22:27,404 - Hey, man. - Sure. 607 00:22:27,439 --> 00:22:29,163 Donna had me get my balls clipped 608 00:22:29,197 --> 00:22:33,094 - two days after Henry was born. - Jesus fucking Christ. 609 00:22:33,128 --> 00:22:38,197 You're gonna wake up a sleeping, junior. 610 00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:41,198 Well, uh, here, let's have a toast. 611 00:22:41,233 --> 00:22:43,716 I think you've had enough there, supercuts. 612 00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:45,440 - [ Laughs ] - Cheers. 613 00:22:45,474 --> 00:22:48,716 - [ Glasses clink ] - Cheers. 614 00:22:50,509 --> 00:22:54,198 Here, let me, uh, cover what these kids are drinking. 615 00:22:54,233 --> 00:22:57,371 - Oh, no, no, that's... - No, hey, hey, hey, hey. 616 00:22:57,405 --> 00:22:58,785 - You... - Thank you, chief. 617 00:22:58,819 --> 00:23:02,475 - Keep the rest for yourself. - Thank you. 618 00:23:02,510 --> 00:23:04,751 Monroe: Watch yourself with that one. 619 00:23:04,786 --> 00:23:06,234 Merry Christmas, sheriff. 620 00:23:06,268 --> 00:23:08,475 Shit, that little punk motherfucker, 621 00:23:08,510 --> 00:23:10,406 wipe that smirk off... 622 00:23:10,441 --> 00:23:13,337 Mm. That sucked the fucking Christmas early. 623 00:23:13,372 --> 00:23:16,061 Robbie: God damn, what a sad fuckin' human being. 624 00:23:16,096 --> 00:23:19,200 Larry: You gonna be good to drive? 625 00:23:19,235 --> 00:23:20,752 Uh, no. 626 00:23:20,787 --> 00:23:23,200 I drove with Robbie... I fuckin' walked with Robbie. 627 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,649 If I drove you, you'd be fucked. 628 00:23:24,683 --> 00:23:26,452 So much for drinking every guy under the table. 629 00:23:26,476 --> 00:23:30,511 Excuse me. You've got, like, at least five pounds on me. 630 00:23:30,545 --> 00:23:32,097 Soaking wet maybe. 631 00:23:32,131 --> 00:23:33,383 Larry: Get her home safe. Robbie. 632 00:23:33,407 --> 00:23:35,028 What the fuck's that's supposed to mean? 633 00:23:35,062 --> 00:23:37,062 - It's a big world out there. - You get home safe. 634 00:23:37,097 --> 00:23:39,201 Better watch for your children. 635 00:23:39,236 --> 00:23:40,615 [ Laughs ] 636 00:23:40,650 --> 00:23:42,512 - I'm just kidding. - Sounded so threatening. 637 00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:44,995 - Good night. - Thank you, Larry. 638 00:23:47,546 --> 00:23:49,822 - Ugh. - Come on. 639 00:23:49,857 --> 00:23:52,822 - [ Footsteps thudding ] - [ Lahna moaning ] 640 00:23:52,857 --> 00:23:54,305 Lahna: Yes! 641 00:23:55,546 --> 00:23:56,789 Jay: Oh, shit. 642 00:23:56,823 --> 00:23:58,547 Lahna: Not yet. 643 00:23:58,582 --> 00:24:00,099 Jay: It's coming early. 644 00:24:00,133 --> 00:24:01,099 Lahna: Hold it. No, baby, hold it. 645 00:24:01,133 --> 00:24:03,133 Hold it! You better not! 646 00:24:03,168 --> 00:24:04,513 Fuck! You better not! 647 00:24:04,547 --> 00:24:06,409 Ah! 648 00:24:06,444 --> 00:24:08,030 [ Screams ] 649 00:24:08,064 --> 00:24:10,237 Like, what did he arrest you for? 650 00:24:10,271 --> 00:24:12,478 It was fucking... You were like... 651 00:24:12,513 --> 00:24:14,306 You were like pissing on a playground. 652 00:24:14,340 --> 00:24:16,214 I didn't know the kid was going to show up like that. 653 00:24:16,238 --> 00:24:18,031 Oh, fuck, and the kid was his grandson. 654 00:24:18,065 --> 00:24:19,410 Yeah, I made him a man. 655 00:24:19,445 --> 00:24:21,041 That's fucked. You took that away from him. 656 00:24:21,065 --> 00:24:22,617 - I know. - You took it away him. 657 00:24:22,652 --> 00:24:24,514 [ Lahna screaming ] 658 00:24:24,548 --> 00:24:26,376 [ Thudding ] 659 00:24:27,065 --> 00:24:29,272 [ Screaming ] 660 00:24:33,445 --> 00:24:35,446 [ Clattering ] 661 00:24:37,308 --> 00:24:39,101 [ Panting ] 662 00:24:39,342 --> 00:24:41,170 [ Screams ] 663 00:24:41,204 --> 00:24:44,308 Somebody help! 664 00:24:44,342 --> 00:24:45,663 Do you want to keep drinking, or...? 665 00:24:45,687 --> 00:24:48,791 I mean, yeah. What are you thinking? 666 00:24:48,825 --> 00:24:50,549 - What am I thinking? - Yeah. 667 00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:53,204 [ Footsteps thudding ] 668 00:24:59,481 --> 00:25:00,757 [ Lahna screams ] 669 00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:03,033 [ Thudding ] 670 00:25:03,688 --> 00:25:06,723 [ Screams ] 671 00:25:07,447 --> 00:25:10,205 You can come over and kill that bottle with me. 672 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,585 - Really? - Yeah. 673 00:25:11,619 --> 00:25:13,067 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 674 00:25:13,102 --> 00:25:15,034 Come kill the fucking bottle. 675 00:25:15,068 --> 00:25:17,310 I said come over for a drink, not over for a fuck. 676 00:25:17,344 --> 00:25:20,172 [ Screams ] 677 00:25:20,655 --> 00:25:22,448 - [ Screams ] - [ Glass shatters ] 678 00:25:22,482 --> 00:25:24,769 Well, it sounds like someone's hankering for a little bit of... 679 00:25:24,793 --> 00:25:28,034 [ Lahna screaming ] 680 00:25:28,551 --> 00:25:30,620 - You hear that? - Hear what? 681 00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:33,311 [ Screaming ] 682 00:25:33,345 --> 00:25:34,759 [ Thudding ] 683 00:25:37,138 --> 00:25:39,794 [ Glass shatters ] 684 00:25:40,863 --> 00:25:42,242 Yeah, dawg! 685 00:25:42,276 --> 00:25:44,483 Jay hitting that pipe. 686 00:25:44,518 --> 00:25:45,839 Yeah, he's hitting that fucking pipe. 687 00:25:45,863 --> 00:25:47,276 Speaking of, have you seen it? 688 00:25:47,311 --> 00:25:49,138 Yeah, it's fucking fat as fuck. 689 00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:51,173 - It's fat. - Oh, he be gaping that shit 690 00:25:51,207 --> 00:25:52,795 for sure. 691 00:25:52,829 --> 00:25:55,208 [ Thud ] 692 00:25:55,243 --> 00:25:57,243 [ Footsteps thudding ] 693 00:26:05,381 --> 00:26:07,105 How old are you, fuckin' 12? 694 00:26:07,139 --> 00:26:08,598 I can see you smoking that blunt from here! 695 00:26:08,622 --> 00:26:10,796 - I didn't fuckin' ask... - I said give it to me! 696 00:26:10,830 --> 00:26:13,485 I need to salvage this Lincoln log... 697 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,830 - No! - Before you run it into 698 00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:17,382 the fuckin' ground. 699 00:26:17,416 --> 00:26:20,037 [ Footsteps thudding ] 700 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,106 Yeah, I want to fuckin' salvage this thing. 701 00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:24,703 What are we watching when we get to yours, 702 00:26:24,727 --> 00:26:26,416 "a Christmas story"? 703 00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:28,220 What is your fucking obsession with "a Christmas story"? 704 00:26:28,244 --> 00:26:29,600 What's your issue with "a Christmas story"? 705 00:26:29,624 --> 00:26:31,152 You're the one that brought it up earlier. 706 00:26:31,176 --> 00:26:32,624 Everyone's obsessed with it. 707 00:26:32,659 --> 00:26:34,255 If you want to watch a Bob Clark Christmas movie 708 00:26:34,279 --> 00:26:36,762 will watch fucking "black Christmas." 709 00:26:36,797 --> 00:26:39,279 Oh, that... That blumhouse joint? 710 00:26:39,314 --> 00:26:41,762 I'm just going to drive myself home. 711 00:26:41,797 --> 00:26:43,600 No, no, no. You said we were going to my car... 712 00:26:43,624 --> 00:26:45,762 If you want to go home and fucking jerk off 713 00:26:45,797 --> 00:26:48,290 - to fucking blumhouse movies... - Get your fuckin' ass over here. 714 00:26:48,314 --> 00:26:50,360 Okay, but are you done spewing garbage out of your fuckin' 715 00:26:50,384 --> 00:26:51,729 - whore mouth? - Oh, there it is. 716 00:26:51,763 --> 00:26:53,556 There's your fuckin' Rhode Island accent. 717 00:26:53,591 --> 00:26:55,798 I maybe sound like I'm from Rhode Island, 718 00:26:55,832 --> 00:26:58,522 but at least I don't have shit taste in movies, 719 00:26:58,556 --> 00:27:03,073 shit opinions on everything, and drive a fucking shit car. 720 00:27:03,108 --> 00:27:04,567 Robbie: Uh, excuse me, this is basically 721 00:27:04,591 --> 00:27:06,039 the same as your fucking car. 722 00:27:06,073 --> 00:27:07,222 Don't say that about her. She's beautiful. 723 00:27:07,246 --> 00:27:08,799 - Also... - I get her first. 724 00:27:08,833 --> 00:27:10,499 Robbie: My lady. My lady. You got to get in on this side. 725 00:27:10,523 --> 00:27:12,281 You haven't got this fucking car fixed yet? 726 00:27:12,316 --> 00:27:13,661 Robbie: With what you pay me, 727 00:27:13,695 --> 00:27:16,178 you think I can afford a fucking door? 728 00:27:16,212 --> 00:27:18,040 What are you doing with your paychecks? 729 00:27:18,074 --> 00:27:19,533 - This is... - My minimum, my minimum... 730 00:27:19,557 --> 00:27:21,040 That's embarrassing. 731 00:27:21,074 --> 00:27:22,395 Robbie: My minimum fucking wage paycheck. 732 00:27:22,419 --> 00:27:23,809 Yeah, your minimum fucking wage paycheck. 733 00:27:23,833 --> 00:27:25,109 - Get it. - That should be 734 00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:27,075 - a fucking priority. - Please. 735 00:27:27,110 --> 00:27:28,558 - Wow. - Lady. 736 00:27:28,593 --> 00:27:31,110 No, I changed my fucking mind. I changed my mind. 737 00:27:31,144 --> 00:27:32,672 Hop in, hot shot. We got fucking whiskey waiting. 738 00:27:32,696 --> 00:27:34,248 - Get in. - Oh, whiskey you say? 739 00:27:34,282 --> 00:27:35,489 - Yes. - Okay, in that case, 740 00:27:35,524 --> 00:27:37,351 - shut your fucking mouth. - Oh, this mouth. 741 00:27:37,386 --> 00:27:39,593 This fucking whore mouth and that devil's tongue, baby. 742 00:27:39,627 --> 00:27:43,317 - Ew, shut the... Robbie. - Come on, what? 743 00:27:43,351 --> 00:27:44,776 - This is a... - Get your fuckin' ass in. 744 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,835 Don't touch my fuckin' ass. 745 00:27:46,870 --> 00:27:48,663 She got a bit of a fight in her. All right. 746 00:27:48,697 --> 00:27:52,111 - Call fucking H.R. - I'll give you space. 747 00:27:52,145 --> 00:27:53,663 No wonder you don't get fuckin' laid. 748 00:27:53,697 --> 00:27:55,387 [ Cans clattering ] 749 00:27:55,421 --> 00:27:57,766 - Look at this. - What? 750 00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:59,352 No wonder you don't get fucking laid. 751 00:27:59,387 --> 00:28:01,490 - This is disgusting. - It adds to the flavor. 752 00:28:01,525 --> 00:28:04,766 Adds to the flavor of what? A fucking chicken Coop. 753 00:28:04,801 --> 00:28:07,491 This is fucked up. 754 00:28:07,526 --> 00:28:09,640 Some empty cans and bottles. That's Tori tooms' break? 755 00:28:09,664 --> 00:28:11,526 No, but it's the nail in the fucking coffin 756 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,284 because this is really bad. 757 00:28:13,319 --> 00:28:15,491 - Come on, baby. - How do you live like this? 758 00:28:15,526 --> 00:28:17,388 - Let's cowboy up. - Just take my car. 759 00:28:17,422 --> 00:28:20,146 - [ Engine sputters ] - Just take my fucking card. 760 00:28:20,181 --> 00:28:22,112 You just got to be patient with her. 761 00:28:22,146 --> 00:28:24,734 - [ Engine sputters ] - I'm gonna lose my buzz. 762 00:28:24,768 --> 00:28:26,630 [ Laughs ] 763 00:28:26,665 --> 00:28:27,803 [ Engine starts ] 764 00:28:27,837 --> 00:28:29,630 - Hey! - Oh, god. 765 00:28:29,665 --> 00:28:32,561 - Jesus. - Feel that between my pants. 766 00:28:32,596 --> 00:28:34,675 We're going to have to roll this up the hill ourselves. 767 00:28:34,699 --> 00:28:37,285 - Alright. - Whoa. Jesus fucking Christ. 768 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:39,596 I don't feel safe. What are you... okay. 769 00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:41,527 She's road worthy. Don't even worry about it. 770 00:28:41,561 --> 00:28:44,804 Tori: Okay! Here we go. 771 00:29:05,287 --> 00:29:07,322 [ Footsteps thudding ] 772 00:29:08,598 --> 00:29:11,598 Oh, if this guy parks his fucking ranchero here 773 00:29:11,632 --> 00:29:13,356 one more time, I'm going to total it, 774 00:29:13,391 --> 00:29:15,356 smash out his fucking windows. 775 00:29:15,391 --> 00:29:17,218 Robbie: Little harsh to the griswolds. 776 00:29:17,253 --> 00:29:18,850 Tori: No, it's boozin' Benny down at the bottom of the hill. 777 00:29:18,874 --> 00:29:20,805 - He's a fucking alcoholic. - Boozin' Benny. 778 00:29:20,839 --> 00:29:22,495 Tori: Just pull up behind my sister's car. 779 00:29:22,530 --> 00:29:24,116 Robbie: Wait. Your sister is here? 780 00:29:24,150 --> 00:29:25,678 Tori: Do you not listen to a fucking thing I say? 781 00:29:25,702 --> 00:29:27,575 Robbie: Well, I mean, I listen, but I don't retain. 782 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,599 Tori: Yeah, well, I don't want to retain the stink 783 00:29:29,633 --> 00:29:31,771 from this fucking chicken Coop, so get out. 784 00:29:31,806 --> 00:29:33,461 Come on, let's go drink. 785 00:29:33,495 --> 00:29:36,185 - Beautiful. - Oh, Jesus. 786 00:29:36,219 --> 00:29:38,392 - All right, my lady. - Listen, I really can't... 787 00:29:38,426 --> 00:29:40,599 Please exit your chariot. 788 00:29:40,633 --> 00:29:42,496 I honestly... i'm... whoa. 789 00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:44,462 I'm too drunk for this. Jesus. 790 00:29:44,496 --> 00:29:46,634 Walk carefully, please. Thank you. 791 00:29:46,669 --> 00:29:49,669 And treat her with respect and dignity. 792 00:29:55,496 --> 00:29:57,255 Uh, welcome to my humble abode. 793 00:29:57,289 --> 00:29:58,841 Yeah, it's cute. It's uh... 794 00:29:58,876 --> 00:30:01,325 Charming, classy, cute. I know. 795 00:30:01,359 --> 00:30:02,842 - Yeah, sure. - Extravagant. 796 00:30:02,877 --> 00:30:04,463 - Rustic. - Yeah. 797 00:30:04,497 --> 00:30:07,049 Humble. Barn-like. 798 00:30:07,083 --> 00:30:09,532 I really hope we don't take my sister out because 799 00:30:09,566 --> 00:30:12,394 I don't want to have to awkwardly introduce you. 800 00:30:12,428 --> 00:30:15,497 Wait, so are we drinking alone tonight, or what? 801 00:30:15,532 --> 00:30:17,497 Robbie, do not fucking listen to me? 802 00:30:17,532 --> 00:30:18,808 They're out cold. 803 00:30:18,842 --> 00:30:20,533 Out cold already? It's not even midnight. 804 00:30:20,567 --> 00:30:22,785 Plus, my lame ass brother in law doesn't even drink, so... 805 00:30:22,809 --> 00:30:26,567 Oh, that fucking cunt Mike. Yeah? 806 00:30:26,602 --> 00:30:29,222 Mr. Hollywood? Yeah. [ Laughs ] 807 00:30:29,257 --> 00:30:32,809 [ Rock music playing ] 808 00:30:32,843 --> 00:30:37,153 These goddamn neighbors and their fucking obnoxious lights. 809 00:30:37,188 --> 00:30:39,637 Hey, Tori. 810 00:30:39,672 --> 00:30:42,637 How much music was there in "unsolved mysteries"? 811 00:30:42,672 --> 00:30:44,568 - [ Chuckles ] What? - I mean, like, I don't... 812 00:30:44,603 --> 00:30:46,337 I don't want to... I don't want to scare you, 813 00:30:46,361 --> 00:30:49,223 like, in your own home, but there's like six hours 814 00:30:49,258 --> 00:30:50,855 worth of the "unsolved mysteries" soundtrack? 815 00:30:50,879 --> 00:30:54,051 What the fuck is your problem with "unsolved mysteries"? 816 00:30:54,085 --> 00:30:56,154 I mean, like, 30 second intro, and then, like, 817 00:30:56,189 --> 00:30:57,638 do you need six hours? 818 00:30:57,673 --> 00:30:59,466 Tori: Have you heard it? 819 00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:02,604 No, not the entire fucking expanse of isolated soundtrack. 820 00:31:02,638 --> 00:31:05,500 Oh, well, it is the fucking creepiest goddamn synth pads 821 00:31:05,535 --> 00:31:08,121 you will ever hear in your fucking life. 822 00:31:08,155 --> 00:31:10,052 - Mm-hmm. Right. - They're amazing. Put it on. 823 00:31:10,086 --> 00:31:12,062 Yeah, okay. No, I've already got something queued up. 824 00:31:12,086 --> 00:31:13,614 No, put it on. I want you to get like soaked up and like 825 00:31:13,638 --> 00:31:14,821 - immersed in it. - No, no, no, I'm good. 826 00:31:14,845 --> 00:31:16,605 - I'm good. - It's so good. Please. 827 00:31:16,639 --> 00:31:18,443 Robbie. All right, fine. At least I know it won't be "load." 828 00:31:18,467 --> 00:31:21,363 - Oh, I know. I already looked. - Oh, did you? 829 00:31:21,398 --> 00:31:25,053 Of course. Oh, come on, Robbie. 830 00:31:25,087 --> 00:31:28,122 "Rhythms from a cosmic sky" is, like, at least four times... 831 00:31:28,156 --> 00:31:29,708 Oh, you're the worst fuckin' opinion. 832 00:31:29,743 --> 00:31:31,753 No, everybody knows that. What are you talking about? 833 00:31:31,777 --> 00:31:33,570 Uh, it's in your collection. 834 00:31:33,605 --> 00:31:34,753 Yeah, because I'm a completist. Thank you. 835 00:31:34,777 --> 00:31:37,157 - Not for metallica. - Shut up. 836 00:31:37,192 --> 00:31:40,640 Follow... get that fucking thing away from me. 837 00:31:40,675 --> 00:31:43,364 Okay. 838 00:31:43,399 --> 00:31:45,709 I'm weirdly turned on by this. 839 00:31:45,744 --> 00:31:47,813 - Really? - But I need you to stop. 840 00:31:48,192 --> 00:31:50,709 [ Mechanical whirring ] 841 00:32:05,124 --> 00:32:08,365 Man: Hey, Freddy. Buddy, let's not open gifts. 842 00:32:08,745 --> 00:32:10,089 [ Groans ] 843 00:32:10,124 --> 00:32:11,538 There's absolutely no fucking way 844 00:32:11,572 --> 00:32:12,824 that you actually think that "pet sematary 2" 845 00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:14,539 is better than the fucking first one! 846 00:32:14,573 --> 00:32:17,194 It's twice is good, if not fucking three times, okay? 847 00:32:17,228 --> 00:32:20,677 It's good. Not better. Not better. No. 848 00:32:20,711 --> 00:32:23,504 Edward furlong, Clancy fucking brown. 849 00:32:23,539 --> 00:32:26,435 Who, by the way, chews up scenery like it's a piece of 850 00:32:26,470 --> 00:32:28,746 fucking gum, and that soundtrack. 851 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:31,263 They've got 12 tracks of female fronted 852 00:32:31,297 --> 00:32:35,091 fucking aggressive as hell, early '90s grunge! 853 00:32:35,126 --> 00:32:36,861 Traci lords has three goddamn songs on the album, 854 00:32:36,885 --> 00:32:38,609 and they're fucking good, they're so good. 855 00:32:38,643 --> 00:32:41,091 So, you think it's better because Traci lords, porn star, 856 00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:45,160 fucking superstar, big titty Traci lords has, what, like, 857 00:32:45,195 --> 00:32:47,195 fuckin' two tracks on the album. 858 00:32:47,229 --> 00:32:50,402 No, three, by the way, and better story. 859 00:32:50,436 --> 00:32:53,403 Better music, obviously. Better kills. 860 00:32:53,437 --> 00:32:57,644 Better makeup, better fucking cast and... 861 00:32:57,679 --> 00:33:01,575 Lord Gwynn aside, I will say, you got me there. 862 00:33:01,610 --> 00:33:04,161 But Mary lambert, she was finally given free reign. 863 00:33:04,196 --> 00:33:05,724 - Yeah, that was a mistake. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 864 00:33:05,748 --> 00:33:07,541 - What the fuck are you doing? - What? 865 00:33:07,575 --> 00:33:10,437 What fucking neanderthal puts salsa on nachos 866 00:33:10,472 --> 00:33:12,404 - before they cook them? - Me. 867 00:33:12,438 --> 00:33:15,231 Man: Freddy, put it away and get to bed. 868 00:33:20,473 --> 00:33:22,542 - "Elm street." - Part 6, "Freddy's dead." 869 00:33:22,576 --> 00:33:24,473 - Come the fuck on. - Yeah. 870 00:33:24,507 --> 00:33:26,680 Whoa! Hellraiser? 871 00:33:26,714 --> 00:33:28,369 - "Hell on earth." - Child's play? 872 00:33:28,404 --> 00:33:30,094 - 2. - Alien? 873 00:33:30,129 --> 00:33:33,232 - "Covenant." - oh, no, no, no. 874 00:33:33,267 --> 00:33:35,646 - Yes. - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, 875 00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:39,577 - okay, okay, okay, okay. - Okay. 876 00:33:39,612 --> 00:33:40,853 Blair witch? 877 00:33:40,888 --> 00:33:43,370 -Book of motherfucking shadows", bitch? 878 00:33:43,405 --> 00:33:45,450 It's a fucking classic, and you're going to watch it, 879 00:33:45,474 --> 00:33:48,577 and you'll... stop. You'll get it. I promise. 880 00:33:48,612 --> 00:33:50,406 Do you use your little fucking fingers, like, 881 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:51,830 typing on the keyboard, and you're like, 882 00:33:51,854 --> 00:33:53,268 "oh, like Reddit, Reddit thread." 883 00:33:53,302 --> 00:33:54,751 -Shut the fuck up. No, no, I am like, 884 00:33:54,785 --> 00:33:56,647 I am a gal with fucking strong opinions. 885 00:33:56,682 --> 00:33:58,268 And now we're going to take a shot to 886 00:33:58,302 --> 00:33:59,451 "book of" motherfuckin' "shadows" 887 00:33:59,475 --> 00:34:01,406 because it's so good. 888 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,337 Ah. 889 00:34:10,096 --> 00:34:12,717 [ Laughing ] 890 00:34:16,545 --> 00:34:18,752 [ Footsteps thudding ] 891 00:34:33,132 --> 00:34:34,649 Oh, fuck. 892 00:34:45,718 --> 00:34:47,271 Jesus. 893 00:34:52,616 --> 00:34:54,271 [ Laughing ] 894 00:34:56,133 --> 00:34:57,305 [ Crash ] 895 00:34:57,340 --> 00:34:59,167 Man: Freddy, that better not be you. 896 00:34:59,202 --> 00:35:01,823 If you're opening those gifts, I swear to god. 897 00:35:05,512 --> 00:35:08,375 Hey, you know what happens if I come down there. 898 00:35:17,099 --> 00:35:18,513 Oh! 899 00:35:18,548 --> 00:35:20,341 Oh, my god. 900 00:35:20,375 --> 00:35:22,479 Robbie: Sorry, sorry. 901 00:35:23,306 --> 00:35:25,618 [ Laughing ] Fuck it. 902 00:35:27,135 --> 00:35:31,307 Man: Freddy? Freddy, is that you, buddy? 903 00:35:31,342 --> 00:35:33,790 Said we weren't gonna open or touch any of these gifts 904 00:35:33,825 --> 00:35:35,583 till Santa got... 905 00:35:40,135 --> 00:35:43,238 Get the fuck out of my house. I'm calling the cops right now. 906 00:35:43,273 --> 00:35:45,170 Oh, shit! 907 00:35:45,205 --> 00:35:47,688 [ Thud ] 908 00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:56,515 Wait. 909 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:13,240 Oh, king shit. 910 00:37:41,142 --> 00:37:43,314 [ Screams ] 911 00:37:58,453 --> 00:38:00,212 [ Squish ] 912 00:38:18,903 --> 00:38:20,351 [ Squelching ] 913 00:38:20,385 --> 00:38:22,351 Frankie, what was... 914 00:38:24,420 --> 00:38:25,730 [ Screams ] 915 00:38:31,799 --> 00:38:33,592 [ Screams ] 916 00:38:33,627 --> 00:38:34,834 Frankie! 917 00:38:37,179 --> 00:38:39,662 [ Laughs ] 918 00:38:39,697 --> 00:38:42,283 Oh, what the fuck? 919 00:38:42,317 --> 00:38:44,145 [ Sighs ] 920 00:38:44,179 --> 00:38:45,317 That was... 921 00:38:47,559 --> 00:38:49,283 Unexpected. 922 00:38:49,317 --> 00:38:51,662 Too bad find out about that earlier. 923 00:38:51,697 --> 00:38:54,042 Yeah, it's too bad. 924 00:38:57,111 --> 00:38:59,422 [ Sobbing ] 925 00:39:00,801 --> 00:39:02,491 [ Screams ] 926 00:39:04,663 --> 00:39:06,525 [ Screams ] 927 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:10,525 This thing is usda approved organic prime man meat. 928 00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,629 Sorry, are you asking me to peg you? 929 00:39:12,663 --> 00:39:15,802 I'm not asking. I'm inviting. 930 00:39:15,837 --> 00:39:18,285 Please, sir, may I have a hit? 931 00:39:23,561 --> 00:39:25,112 [ Panting ] 932 00:39:25,147 --> 00:39:27,354 - No! Pl... aah! - [ Thud ] 933 00:39:28,561 --> 00:39:31,216 Tori: I'm gonna get some more whiskey, flip the record. 934 00:39:31,250 --> 00:39:33,665 Come back up. Don't fucking move. 935 00:39:41,631 --> 00:39:44,355 Boy: Mom? 936 00:39:44,665 --> 00:39:46,872 [ Mechanical whirring ] 937 00:39:46,907 --> 00:39:48,665 Mommy? 938 00:39:48,700 --> 00:39:50,665 You okay? 939 00:39:57,701 --> 00:39:59,804 Santa? 940 00:39:59,839 --> 00:40:01,632 Where's mommy? 941 00:40:06,114 --> 00:40:09,149 Did you bring me any good presents? 942 00:40:09,183 --> 00:40:10,804 You did! 943 00:40:27,667 --> 00:40:30,599 [ Heavy rock music plays ] 944 00:40:33,392 --> 00:40:36,323 [ Mechanical whirring, footsteps thudding ] 945 00:40:50,324 --> 00:40:52,600 Oh. Fuck, fuck! 946 00:40:52,635 --> 00:40:54,773 Fuck me. 947 00:40:54,807 --> 00:40:56,566 Damn it. 948 00:40:58,221 --> 00:40:59,842 Jesus. 949 00:41:02,738 --> 00:41:04,531 That's fucked. 950 00:41:20,153 --> 00:41:23,601 Not stupid clothes again. 951 00:41:29,430 --> 00:41:31,464 Why are you so bloody? 952 00:41:32,602 --> 00:41:34,533 Mommy? 953 00:41:37,878 --> 00:41:40,085 Mom! 954 00:41:45,844 --> 00:41:47,396 [ Screams ] 955 00:41:47,431 --> 00:41:49,465 - Oh, fuck! - What? 956 00:41:49,500 --> 00:41:50,845 - This guy... - Tori! 957 00:41:50,879 --> 00:41:53,155 I think he maybe just killed the kid next door. 958 00:41:53,189 --> 00:41:54,741 What the hell are you talking about? 959 00:41:54,776 --> 00:41:57,396 Oh, fuck. 960 00:42:01,741 --> 00:42:02,776 [ Both gasp ] 961 00:42:02,810 --> 00:42:05,155 Oh, fuck! 962 00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:07,363 Call the fucking cops now. Come on. 963 00:42:07,397 --> 00:42:10,294 Fuck. Have you seen my phone? Fuck! Get my phone! 964 00:42:10,328 --> 00:42:12,846 - It's upstairs. - Shit. Is your phone down here? 965 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:15,535 Robbie, go! Find a phone! 966 00:42:21,708 --> 00:42:23,673 [ Sighs ] 967 00:42:27,226 --> 00:42:29,640 Robbie? He's gone. 968 00:42:29,674 --> 00:42:30,847 Robbie: What? 969 00:42:30,881 --> 00:42:32,536 Robbie, he's fucking gone. 970 00:42:32,571 --> 00:42:34,536 He saw us. The fucker's gonna come over here. 971 00:42:34,571 --> 00:42:35,823 Find a phone and get the fuck out. 972 00:42:35,847 --> 00:42:37,605 I have to get my sister. 973 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,364 Liddy, Mike, wake the fuck up. Get your asses out of bed. 974 00:42:40,398 --> 00:42:42,122 There's no time to explain. Come on, we... 975 00:42:42,157 --> 00:42:43,616 - Come on. We have to go. - What is going on? 976 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:45,261 Uh, uh, where's your phone? 977 00:42:45,296 --> 00:42:47,365 It's up there. There weren't any outlets. 978 00:42:47,399 --> 00:42:49,123 Okay. Get out of bed. Put your shoes on. 979 00:42:49,158 --> 00:42:50,641 Put your shoes on now. Come on. 980 00:42:50,675 --> 00:42:52,537 Mike, get the fuck up. I'm trying to help you. 981 00:42:52,572 --> 00:42:54,203 - Alright, alright. - Does it look like I'm joking? 982 00:42:54,227 --> 00:42:56,192 You fucking idiot! Get out of bed! 983 00:42:58,537 --> 00:42:59,789 All right, come on, move it. You should go. 984 00:42:59,813 --> 00:43:02,089 No, you go. Mike, get the fuck out. 985 00:43:02,123 --> 00:43:03,158 - Alright. - Go! 986 00:43:03,192 --> 00:43:05,400 Fuck you, go. 987 00:43:05,435 --> 00:43:06,790 Robbie: I have no idea what the fuck my phone is. 988 00:43:06,814 --> 00:43:08,607 Shut up. Shut the fuck up. 989 00:43:09,607 --> 00:43:12,193 [ Footsteps thudding ] 990 00:43:13,883 --> 00:43:16,159 Where are you keys? 991 00:43:16,193 --> 00:43:17,642 I don't know. 992 00:43:17,676 --> 00:43:19,480 I must have left them in the truck or something. 993 00:43:19,504 --> 00:43:21,238 Well, if they're not in the fucking truck, where are they? 994 00:43:21,262 --> 00:43:22,781 I don't fucking know, do I? 995 00:43:22,815 --> 00:43:24,826 Liddy, do you have your keys? Your fucking keys, liddy? 996 00:43:24,850 --> 00:43:26,884 - Where are they? - Get the keys. 997 00:43:26,919 --> 00:43:28,653 The keys? What do you want with the fuckin'... 998 00:43:28,677 --> 00:43:30,263 Shut the fuck up, you cunt. 999 00:43:30,298 --> 00:43:32,125 Okay. Do you want me to get the keys or not? 1000 00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:33,274 - Yes. - Fine. I'll get the keys. 1001 00:43:33,298 --> 00:43:34,850 Jesus. 1002 00:43:39,436 --> 00:43:41,644 Did anybody see where he went? 1003 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,782 Okay. 1004 00:43:46,816 --> 00:43:49,299 Okay, okay, okay. 1005 00:43:49,333 --> 00:43:51,126 We're going to go to the basement. 1006 00:43:51,161 --> 00:43:52,896 - What if it's in the basement? - Then we don't have 1007 00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:56,161 anywhere to go, do we? 1008 00:43:56,195 --> 00:43:57,575 Okay, hang on. 1009 00:44:01,231 --> 00:44:02,310 Mike: All right, I got the keys. 1010 00:44:02,334 --> 00:44:03,714 - Shh! - Look, I didn't even 1011 00:44:03,748 --> 00:44:05,196 want to come here in the first... 1012 00:44:05,231 --> 00:44:06,852 Shut the fuck up, Mike. Shut the fuck up. 1013 00:44:08,196 --> 00:44:10,852 [ Footsteps thudding ] 1014 00:44:22,853 --> 00:44:25,439 [ Footsteps thudding ] 1015 00:44:44,888 --> 00:44:46,509 [ Screams ] 1016 00:45:20,511 --> 00:45:22,407 Get up! 1017 00:45:22,442 --> 00:45:23,856 [ Screaming ] 1018 00:45:23,890 --> 00:45:25,890 Run! 1019 00:45:25,925 --> 00:45:28,545 Get out! 1020 00:45:28,580 --> 00:45:30,304 [ All shouting ] 1021 00:45:32,304 --> 00:45:34,235 [ Screaming ] 1022 00:45:34,511 --> 00:45:37,822 Tori: Go! Fucking! Go! 1023 00:45:37,857 --> 00:45:39,753 [ Screams ] 1024 00:45:40,374 --> 00:45:41,822 Liddy! 1025 00:45:41,857 --> 00:45:45,615 Get... fuck! Shit! 1026 00:45:46,615 --> 00:45:47,788 No! 1027 00:45:47,822 --> 00:45:50,477 No! Please! 1028 00:45:50,512 --> 00:45:53,064 No! Please! No! 1029 00:45:56,375 --> 00:45:58,375 [ Gasping ] 1030 00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:00,754 [ Retches ] 1031 00:46:00,789 --> 00:46:02,651 Hey, hey, you got to get in, you got to get in, 1032 00:46:02,685 --> 00:46:03,799 you got to get in, you got to get in, 1033 00:46:03,823 --> 00:46:05,444 hey, she's not coming? Okay. 1034 00:46:05,478 --> 00:46:07,213 - I need my sister... - Listen to me. Listen to me. 1035 00:46:07,237 --> 00:46:09,109 Listen to me, listen. Okay, she's not coming, okay? 1036 00:46:09,133 --> 00:46:10,868 You've got to get in the car. Okay? For me. Please. 1037 00:46:10,892 --> 00:46:12,789 Please, please, please, please, please. 1038 00:46:12,823 --> 00:46:14,583 Yeah, okay, come on. Yeah. 1039 00:46:14,617 --> 00:46:17,307 Get up, come on. Just get in there. 1040 00:46:17,341 --> 00:46:18,824 Yeah, okay, get in there. 1041 00:46:18,859 --> 00:46:20,731 - [ Engine sputters ] - I need liddy here right now. 1042 00:46:20,755 --> 00:46:21,859 - I need liddy here. - Hey. 1043 00:46:21,893 --> 00:46:25,410 - Come on, Robbie! - Come on! 1044 00:46:25,445 --> 00:46:28,445 Fuck you! Fuck! 1045 00:46:28,479 --> 00:46:30,755 [ Engine sputters, starts ] 1046 00:46:30,790 --> 00:46:33,687 Go, Robbie, come on. 1047 00:46:33,722 --> 00:46:35,584 [ Gasping ] 1048 00:46:39,308 --> 00:46:41,584 Robbie! Robbie! 1049 00:46:41,618 --> 00:46:43,653 [ Screams ] 1050 00:46:44,446 --> 00:46:48,377 - Fuck. - Oh, fuck! 1051 00:46:48,411 --> 00:46:49,653 Are you all right? 1052 00:46:49,687 --> 00:46:51,446 - Yeah. - Okay. Well, we got to... 1053 00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,595 We got to go. We got to go because he's gonna come back. 1054 00:46:53,619 --> 00:46:55,378 - [ Engine revs ] - Come on! 1055 00:46:55,412 --> 00:46:58,274 - Fuck! It's stuck. - Try going forward. 1056 00:46:58,309 --> 00:46:59,723 Man: What the fuck?! 1057 00:46:59,757 --> 00:47:02,171 - Fuck. - Oh, fuck! 1058 00:47:02,205 --> 00:47:03,861 Totaled by fuckin' ranchero! 1059 00:47:03,895 --> 00:47:05,343 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1060 00:47:05,378 --> 00:47:06,378 [ Engine revving ] 1061 00:47:06,412 --> 00:47:07,516 - Come on. - Fuck! 1062 00:47:07,550 --> 00:47:09,171 You fucking cocksuckers! 1063 00:47:09,205 --> 00:47:11,102 - Hey. - B, hey, hey. 1064 00:47:11,136 --> 00:47:12,689 Get the fuck out of the car. 1065 00:47:12,724 --> 00:47:14,803 Tori: I can't get out of the fucking car. Listen to me. 1066 00:47:14,827 --> 00:47:17,482 What is with this door? Hey, you two bit fuckin' scumbag, 1067 00:47:17,517 --> 00:47:20,103 get the fuck out of the car. Come on. 1068 00:47:20,137 --> 00:47:21,655 - Oh, what the fuck? - Fuck! 1069 00:47:21,689 --> 00:47:23,206 Get out of the fucking car! 1070 00:47:23,241 --> 00:47:24,838 Oh, look, the paint's all fucked up, man! 1071 00:47:24,862 --> 00:47:27,137 I just got this detailed! 1072 00:47:27,172 --> 00:47:30,206 I'm calling the fuckin' cops on your ass, Tori. 1073 00:47:30,241 --> 00:47:31,552 - Hello? - Go now. 1074 00:47:31,587 --> 00:47:33,242 - 246... - Fuck. He's coming. 1075 00:47:33,276 --> 00:47:34,459 - [ Horn honking ] - He's right there! Hey! 1076 00:47:34,483 --> 00:47:36,276 He can't fucking hear you because... 1077 00:47:36,311 --> 00:47:38,621 - Hey, behind you! - Hey, behind you! 1078 00:47:38,656 --> 00:47:41,345 - Behind you! - No, no, no, no! 1079 00:47:41,380 --> 00:47:42,690 No! 1080 00:47:42,725 --> 00:47:44,863 - [ Horn honking ] - Stop fucking honking! 1081 00:47:44,897 --> 00:47:46,449 Oh! 1082 00:47:48,380 --> 00:47:49,794 Okay, go. 1083 00:47:49,828 --> 00:47:52,277 - [ Engine revving ] - Go, come on, let's go! 1084 00:47:52,312 --> 00:47:55,519 Robbie: I'm trying! 1085 00:47:56,657 --> 00:47:58,312 Oh, oh! 1086 00:47:58,346 --> 00:47:59,760 [ Screams ] 1087 00:48:01,795 --> 00:48:04,071 Okay, okay! Fucking drive! 1088 00:48:09,451 --> 00:48:11,313 [ Groans ] 1089 00:48:21,209 --> 00:48:23,175 No! No! No! 1090 00:48:23,865 --> 00:48:25,692 No! 1091 00:48:25,727 --> 00:48:28,900 Fucker! Robbie! No, fuck off! 1092 00:48:28,935 --> 00:48:30,659 Robbie! 1093 00:48:30,693 --> 00:48:34,176 No! No! Robbie! No! 1094 00:48:34,210 --> 00:48:36,831 Oh, fuck! 1095 00:48:36,866 --> 00:48:39,486 No, Robbie. You got to get up. 1096 00:48:39,521 --> 00:48:42,210 You got to get up right now. Get up right now, come on! 1097 00:48:42,245 --> 00:48:45,107 Get your ass... get your ass up, come on! 1098 00:48:45,141 --> 00:48:47,349 Get the fuck up, Robbie! 1099 00:48:47,384 --> 00:48:49,729 - [ Horn honking ] - Somebody help us! 1100 00:48:49,763 --> 00:48:51,694 Where the fuck is everyone? 1101 00:48:51,729 --> 00:48:54,315 No! Robbie, Robbie, he's coming back. 1102 00:48:54,349 --> 00:48:55,877 - [ Horn honking ] - Come on, get up, get up. 1103 00:48:55,901 --> 00:48:57,832 Get it here, Robbie! 1104 00:48:57,867 --> 00:48:59,901 No! Behind you! 1105 00:48:59,936 --> 00:49:01,867 Behind you! 1106 00:49:01,901 --> 00:49:03,660 No! 1107 00:49:03,694 --> 00:49:06,626 Robbie! 1108 00:49:06,661 --> 00:49:09,592 [ Siren wailing ] 1109 00:49:11,281 --> 00:49:13,419 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 1110 00:49:13,454 --> 00:49:15,281 Hide! 1111 00:49:15,316 --> 00:49:16,695 Drop the weapon! 1112 00:49:16,730 --> 00:49:18,557 Now! 1113 00:49:18,592 --> 00:49:19,764 Hey! 1114 00:49:19,799 --> 00:49:21,281 Don't come any closer! 1115 00:49:21,316 --> 00:49:22,488 Kill this motherfucker! 1116 00:49:22,523 --> 00:49:25,765 Drop the weapon now! 1117 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:29,731 [ Gunshots ] 1118 00:49:31,317 --> 00:49:32,627 [ Thuds ] 1119 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,524 This is officer Danny Davis. 1120 00:49:36,558 --> 00:49:38,800 I got at least three people down at 246 Chestnut. 1121 00:49:38,834 --> 00:49:42,489 Send back up and an ambulance immediately. 1122 00:49:42,731 --> 00:49:45,456 [ Tori gasping ] 1123 00:49:45,490 --> 00:49:47,352 [ Police radio chatter ] 1124 00:49:47,387 --> 00:49:49,283 It's gonna be okay. 1125 00:49:49,318 --> 00:49:50,594 Don't touch me. Don't touch me! 1126 00:49:50,628 --> 00:49:54,490 It's okay. Help is on the way. 1127 00:49:54,525 --> 00:49:56,249 Help is on the way, okay? 1128 00:49:56,283 --> 00:49:59,214 - Are you sure he's dead? - Yes. He's dead. 1129 00:49:59,249 --> 00:50:01,387 He's dead. 1130 00:50:01,421 --> 00:50:03,352 He's not getting up. 1131 00:50:05,146 --> 00:50:06,767 I got you. 1132 00:50:09,595 --> 00:50:11,284 Oh, Robbie. 1133 00:50:11,319 --> 00:50:13,388 - I got you. - Oh, Robbie. Robbie! 1134 00:50:13,422 --> 00:50:15,467 It's okay, it's okay. Don't look at him. Don't look at him. 1135 00:50:15,491 --> 00:50:19,560 Okay, stay calm. Help is on the way, alright? 1136 00:50:22,872 --> 00:50:26,561 It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be fi... watch your head. 1137 00:50:41,630 --> 00:50:43,321 Can you tell me what happened? 1138 00:50:43,355 --> 00:50:45,424 - You need to check the store. - What? 1139 00:50:45,459 --> 00:50:47,321 The toy store. You need to check the toy store. 1140 00:50:47,355 --> 00:50:49,148 Why? 1141 00:50:49,183 --> 00:50:52,252 Because that thing looks exactly like the Santa from the store. 1142 00:50:52,286 --> 00:50:54,390 You mean the t.W. Bonkers thing? 1143 00:50:54,424 --> 00:50:56,252 Yeah. 1144 00:50:56,286 --> 00:50:58,838 That fucking guy looks exactly like the thing from the store. 1145 00:50:58,873 --> 00:51:00,666 I can assure it's not on the same Santa. 1146 00:51:00,700 --> 00:51:02,805 No, no, that's... I'm saying that maybe he took 1147 00:51:02,839 --> 00:51:04,598 the fucking suit or something. 1148 00:51:04,632 --> 00:51:07,667 And my friends, my friends were staying the night there, 1149 00:51:07,701 --> 00:51:09,839 and... and maybe that fucker killed them and then took 1150 00:51:09,874 --> 00:51:11,332 the fucking suit. That's what I'm saying. 1151 00:51:11,356 --> 00:51:13,184 He didn't get that thing anywhere. 1152 00:51:13,218 --> 00:51:14,632 You need to fucking check! Okay? 1153 00:51:14,667 --> 00:51:16,332 - There's only a few of us, okay? - I don't fucking care. 1154 00:51:16,356 --> 00:51:18,598 Listen to me. No one's been fucking listening to me. 1155 00:51:18,632 --> 00:51:19,874 There's only a few of us! 1156 00:51:19,908 --> 00:51:21,875 You need to do a fucking drive by! 1157 00:51:21,909 --> 00:51:23,747 - More people are gonna die! - Once everything... 1158 00:51:23,771 --> 00:51:25,747 Once everything is all right, I can go back and do a check. 1159 00:51:25,771 --> 00:51:27,599 More people are gonna fucking die! 1160 00:51:27,633 --> 00:51:30,185 Calm down. 1161 00:51:31,219 --> 00:51:33,564 Shoot him! Fucking shoot him! 1162 00:51:42,703 --> 00:51:47,531 Blow his fucking head off, Davies, now! 1163 00:51:47,565 --> 00:51:49,427 [ Gun clicks ] 1164 00:51:49,462 --> 00:51:50,669 He's done for! 1165 00:51:50,703 --> 00:51:52,634 Ah! 1166 00:51:52,669 --> 00:51:54,876 Davies? 1167 00:51:58,877 --> 00:52:02,601 Davies? Davies, get the fuck up! 1168 00:52:02,635 --> 00:52:06,532 Hey! Oh, you fuckin' idiot! Come on! 1169 00:52:06,566 --> 00:52:08,428 Get up! 1170 00:52:08,463 --> 00:52:10,325 Behind you! 1171 00:52:10,359 --> 00:52:13,290 No, no, no, no, no! 1172 00:52:13,325 --> 00:52:14,704 [ Gasps ] 1173 00:52:14,739 --> 00:52:16,118 [ Gun cocks ] 1174 00:52:20,326 --> 00:52:21,567 [ Gun cocks ] 1175 00:52:22,464 --> 00:52:24,257 [ Grunts ] 1176 00:52:24,291 --> 00:52:26,085 [ Screams ] 1177 00:52:31,912 --> 00:52:33,740 [ Tires squeal ] 1178 00:52:33,774 --> 00:52:35,464 [ Screams ] 1179 00:52:38,810 --> 00:52:40,810 [ Screaming ] 1180 00:52:42,568 --> 00:52:44,534 [ Mechanical whirring ] 1181 00:52:44,568 --> 00:52:46,154 Ho, ho, ho! 1182 00:52:46,189 --> 00:52:48,258 [ Distorted ] Merry Christmas. 1183 00:52:50,810 --> 00:52:52,741 [ Mechanical whirring ] 1184 00:52:53,430 --> 00:52:55,880 [ Engine revving ] 1185 00:52:55,914 --> 00:52:57,707 Okay, okay. 1186 00:52:57,742 --> 00:52:59,155 Okay, okay, okay. 1187 00:52:59,190 --> 00:53:02,121 [ Police radio chatter] 1188 00:53:02,155 --> 00:53:04,707 Hello? Officer Davis was killed, okay? 1189 00:53:04,742 --> 00:53:06,500 He's fucking dead. Is anyone there? 1190 00:53:06,535 --> 00:53:07,742 [ Static] 1191 00:53:07,776 --> 00:53:09,155 Listen to me. 1192 00:53:09,190 --> 00:53:11,776 The officers going to 246 Chestnut 1193 00:53:11,811 --> 00:53:13,811 need to be fucking careful because the killer is 1194 00:53:13,845 --> 00:53:16,467 still there, and he looks like fucking Santa, okay? 1195 00:53:16,501 --> 00:53:17,674 He's in a Santa costume. 1196 00:53:17,708 --> 00:53:19,881 Fuck! 1197 00:53:19,915 --> 00:53:22,605 - [ Police radio chatter] - Oh, fuck. 1198 00:53:22,639 --> 00:53:25,812 Yes, go! 1199 00:53:25,846 --> 00:53:27,501 [ Sirens wailing ] 1200 00:53:27,536 --> 00:53:30,639 Hey! Hey! 1201 00:53:30,674 --> 00:53:33,329 Hey! 1202 00:53:33,363 --> 00:53:35,606 Stop, stop, stop, stop. 1203 00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:37,306 - Get on the ground! - No, I've been calling you! 1204 00:53:37,330 --> 00:53:39,606 Don't fuckin' move! On the ground! 1205 00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,675 - Get on the ground! - Get your hands on your head! 1206 00:53:41,709 --> 00:53:43,202 - I need your help! - Hands on your head. 1207 00:53:43,226 --> 00:53:44,685 - I need your... - Get your fucking hands 1208 00:53:44,709 --> 00:53:46,306 - on your head! - Fine, I'm fucking sorry! 1209 00:53:46,330 --> 00:53:47,789 Officer: Get your hands on your fucking head! 1210 00:53:47,813 --> 00:53:49,375 - No, no, no, I need your help. - Where's Davies? 1211 00:53:49,399 --> 00:53:51,502 I need your help. I need your fucking help, man. 1212 00:53:51,537 --> 00:53:54,262 Where is Davies? Get your hands behind your back. 1213 00:53:54,296 --> 00:53:55,917 He's dead, he's dead, he's dead. 1214 00:53:55,952 --> 00:53:57,824 - What did you just say? - He's dead. He's fuckin' dead. 1215 00:53:57,848 --> 00:53:59,272 - [ Handcuffs click ] - They're all fucking dead. 1216 00:53:59,296 --> 00:54:00,514 - Bullshit! Where is he! - He's dead! 1217 00:54:00,538 --> 00:54:02,676 I've been trying to fucking tell you! 1218 00:54:02,710 --> 00:54:04,572 - What did you do? - I didn't do anything? 1219 00:54:04,607 --> 00:54:06,158 -I didn't do anything -what did you do? 1220 00:54:06,193 --> 00:54:09,262 I need your fuckin' help! I need your fuckin' help! 1221 00:54:09,296 --> 00:54:12,228 - Get up, sweetheart. Get up! - I need... ah! 1222 00:54:12,263 --> 00:54:14,539 [ Screams ] He's still there! 1223 00:54:14,573 --> 00:54:16,263 You need help, you need help. 1224 00:54:16,297 --> 00:54:18,573 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! I call the shots! 1225 00:54:18,608 --> 00:54:20,642 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Weston, you get down 1226 00:54:20,677 --> 00:54:23,125 to Chestnut. I'm taking her... I'm taking you in. 1227 00:54:23,159 --> 00:54:24,515 You can't alone. You're gonna fuckin' die. 1228 00:54:24,539 --> 00:54:26,159 - Listen. - You need to call in some... 1229 00:54:26,194 --> 00:54:27,884 - Hey! - You got to fuckin listen to me. 1230 00:54:27,918 --> 00:54:29,884 You're gonna fucking die. He killed everybody. 1231 00:54:29,918 --> 00:54:34,609 - You need back up! - Get in the fuckin' car! 1232 00:54:34,643 --> 00:54:37,436 - You need back up! - Fuck! Shut the fuck up. 1233 00:54:37,471 --> 00:54:38,930 What do you want to do with Davies' car? 1234 00:54:38,954 --> 00:54:41,160 Nothing. Don't touch it. 1235 00:54:41,195 --> 00:54:42,678 Fucking crime scene. 1236 00:54:42,712 --> 00:54:44,609 I'll call and have it towed into the station. 1237 00:54:44,643 --> 00:54:46,781 Alright. Be safe. 1238 00:54:46,816 --> 00:54:49,264 Tori: I need your fucking help. 1239 00:54:49,298 --> 00:54:53,644 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Do you fucking job. 1240 00:54:53,679 --> 00:54:57,644 Shut the fuck up! 1241 00:54:57,679 --> 00:54:58,886 [ Police radio chatter ] 1242 00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:03,161 You can't send him there alone. 1243 00:55:03,196 --> 00:55:05,920 I don't think you're in any position to tell me what to do. 1244 00:55:05,955 --> 00:55:07,551 You know, you're in a world of hurt, lady. 1245 00:55:07,575 --> 00:55:09,299 - No fucking... - You're in a world 1246 00:55:09,334 --> 00:55:10,818 - of fucking shit. - No fucking idea! 1247 00:55:10,852 --> 00:55:12,587 We caught you covered in blood and a missing cop... 1248 00:55:12,611 --> 00:55:15,645 Man: Unit 17, Smith, you there? 1249 00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:18,300 Yeah. This is unit 17. This is Smith. Go ahead. 1250 00:55:18,335 --> 00:55:21,783 Man: This is Lenny. We just got here. 1251 00:55:21,818 --> 00:55:24,645 It's a massacre, and we haven't even been inside yet. 1252 00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,690 Alright, copy that. Look, don't make a move, alright? 1253 00:55:26,714 --> 00:55:30,301 Just hang back. Weston's on his way down there. 1254 00:55:30,336 --> 00:55:31,853 Any word from renn county? 1255 00:55:31,888 --> 00:55:35,405 Man: Just us right now, sir. 1256 00:55:35,439 --> 00:55:39,405 Any sign of Davies? 1257 00:55:39,439 --> 00:55:41,474 Man: He's dead, sir. 1258 00:55:41,508 --> 00:55:46,267 Fuck! Fuck! Motherfucker! 1259 00:55:48,647 --> 00:55:51,371 I just saw you at Reggie's three goddamn hours ago. 1260 00:55:51,406 --> 00:55:52,647 I don't understand. 1261 00:55:52,682 --> 00:55:54,578 What is there to fucking understand? 1262 00:55:54,613 --> 00:55:57,164 What I don't understand is the lax fucking attitude 1263 00:55:57,199 --> 00:55:58,578 when people are fucking dead. 1264 00:55:58,613 --> 00:56:00,440 Look, Tori, we know you didn't murder anyone, 1265 00:56:00,475 --> 00:56:03,509 but we're having a hard time believing what you're saying. 1266 00:56:03,544 --> 00:56:05,923 I'm having a hard time fucking believing it. Okay? 1267 00:56:05,958 --> 00:56:08,855 But I saw it. I saw it with my own goddamn eyes. 1268 00:56:08,890 --> 00:56:10,821 And my fucking eyes don't lie. Okay, Monroe? 1269 00:56:10,855 --> 00:56:12,890 Listen, I can smell the weed and whiskey on you 1270 00:56:12,924 --> 00:56:14,752 - from a mile away. - Yeah. So fucking what? 1271 00:56:14,786 --> 00:56:17,234 I smoked some weed. I had some fucking whiskey. 1272 00:56:17,269 --> 00:56:18,555 But that does not make you hallucinate. 1273 00:56:18,579 --> 00:56:20,234 I promise you. I promise you. 1274 00:56:20,269 --> 00:56:22,510 After what I saw, I'm sober. I'm sober as a fucking... 1275 00:56:22,545 --> 00:56:24,762 Oh, that's good you're sober. Well, I hate to break it to you, 1276 00:56:24,786 --> 00:56:26,442 Ms. Tooms, but it is still illegal. 1277 00:56:26,477 --> 00:56:29,270 Can you shut the fuck up? Shut the fuck up! 1278 00:56:29,304 --> 00:56:31,580 My sister is dead! 1279 00:56:31,615 --> 00:56:33,235 Okay? My fucking friends are dead. 1280 00:56:33,270 --> 00:56:34,591 Not that you give a fuck about him. 1281 00:56:34,615 --> 00:56:35,867 But what are you going to do about it? 1282 00:56:35,891 --> 00:56:37,408 - What do you... - Hey! Hey! 1283 00:56:37,442 --> 00:56:39,408 The best goddamn officer in this precinct is dead. 1284 00:56:39,442 --> 00:56:40,867 Now, if you want to be the one to tell his widow. 1285 00:56:40,891 --> 00:56:42,729 Oh, fuck. Debbie. Someone's got to tell Debbie. 1286 00:56:42,753 --> 00:56:44,580 Hey, hey, hey, Bobby. 1287 00:56:44,615 --> 00:56:46,143 We're all getting a little emotional here. 1288 00:56:46,167 --> 00:56:48,788 Just cut it. Both of yous. You, sit down. 1289 00:56:50,616 --> 00:56:53,650 Get this fucking off your fucking desk. 1290 00:56:56,892 --> 00:56:58,547 [ Monroe sighs ] 1291 00:56:58,581 --> 00:57:00,754 Have you heard from the boys down at the scene yet? 1292 00:57:00,788 --> 00:57:02,374 Not since renn county showed up. 1293 00:57:02,409 --> 00:57:04,686 They're still down there counting bodies. 1294 00:57:04,720 --> 00:57:07,582 Nothing about a killer Santa claus either. 1295 00:57:07,617 --> 00:57:09,375 Monroe: Well, why don't you give him a call? 1296 00:57:09,410 --> 00:57:12,617 It's been a little while now. See if they need any help. 1297 00:57:12,651 --> 00:57:14,168 I think they got it under control. 1298 00:57:14,203 --> 00:57:15,824 Double check. 1299 00:57:22,237 --> 00:57:24,445 Fuck! 1300 00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:27,652 You need to keep that asshole away from me, Monroe. 1301 00:57:27,687 --> 00:57:30,376 He's worked with Davies for over 15 years now. 1302 00:57:30,411 --> 00:57:32,652 We're tight staff. Look around. 1303 00:57:32,687 --> 00:57:35,169 It's been a rough night for all of us. 1304 00:57:35,204 --> 00:57:36,652 - [ Laughing ] - Bear with us. 1305 00:57:36,687 --> 00:57:38,825 We'll do the same. 1306 00:57:38,859 --> 00:57:40,894 Just breathe. 1307 00:57:41,514 --> 00:57:43,136 [ Sighs ] 1308 00:57:48,412 --> 00:57:52,308 Okay, I'm going to brew a fresh pot of coffee. 1309 00:57:52,343 --> 00:57:53,722 There's a bathroom down the hall 1310 00:57:53,757 --> 00:57:56,102 if you want to clean yourself up some. 1311 00:58:04,413 --> 00:58:07,585 [ Electric buzzing ] 1312 00:58:09,275 --> 00:58:11,275 [ Sighs ] 1313 00:58:24,931 --> 00:58:27,172 [ Sighs ] 1314 00:58:54,691 --> 00:58:57,656 [ Indistinct talking in distance ] 1315 00:58:57,691 --> 00:58:59,623 Smith: There is no fucking back up, man. 1316 00:58:59,657 --> 00:59:02,140 Monroe: Just hold on a second. Just hold on a second. 1317 00:59:02,174 --> 00:59:03,761 We got to think this out. 1318 00:59:03,795 --> 00:59:05,174 Tori: Oh, shit. 1319 00:59:05,209 --> 00:59:06,416 Have tried the guys from renn? 1320 00:59:06,450 --> 00:59:10,623 Yep, renn, paramedics, Weston. 1321 00:59:10,657 --> 00:59:11,761 Nothing. 1322 00:59:11,795 --> 00:59:13,519 Chp? Anything? 1323 00:59:13,554 --> 00:59:15,140 - Nope. - Hey. Hey. Hey. 1324 00:59:15,174 --> 00:59:16,737 - What's going on? - You coming with me or not? 1325 00:59:16,761 --> 00:59:19,244 Tori: Something happen? You guys can't go back to my house. 1326 00:59:19,279 --> 00:59:20,900 - I told you. - We're police, Tori. 1327 00:59:20,934 --> 00:59:22,693 - That's what we do. - Well, no. 1328 00:59:22,727 --> 00:59:24,427 You need to call the fucking national guard or something. 1329 00:59:24,451 --> 00:59:26,693 He wiped everybody out. He's going to wipe you out! 1330 00:59:26,727 --> 00:59:28,669 Hey, you know, Monroe, maybe you should stay here. 1331 00:59:28,693 --> 00:59:30,313 You can, baby sit the little girl. 1332 00:59:30,348 --> 00:59:31,634 Okay, you know what? If you don't want to fucking 1333 00:59:31,658 --> 00:59:33,244 listen to me, you go out there and die. 1334 00:59:33,279 --> 00:59:34,703 Because, quite frankly, I don't fucking care. 1335 00:59:34,727 --> 00:59:37,383 Tori, we're going to go, we're gonna lock the door. 1336 00:59:37,418 --> 00:59:39,625 - No, no. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. 1337 00:59:39,659 --> 00:59:41,487 - [ Siren wailing ] - What is that? 1338 00:59:41,521 --> 00:59:43,452 Yeah. What the fuck is that? 1339 00:59:46,832 --> 00:59:48,452 That an ambulance? 1340 00:59:48,487 --> 00:59:51,314 Oh, fuck. It's him. 1341 00:59:51,349 --> 00:59:52,832 Oh, Santa claus? 1342 00:59:52,866 --> 00:59:54,463 - Yeah, it's fuckin' Santa claus. - Fuckin' Santa claus! 1343 00:59:54,487 --> 00:59:57,177 It's the motherfucker that killed everybody. 1344 00:59:57,212 --> 00:59:58,764 Okay, okay, uh... 1345 00:59:58,798 --> 01:00:00,557 - Oh, fuck. - He's not stopping. 1346 01:00:00,591 --> 01:00:02,419 Fuck! 1347 01:00:02,453 --> 01:00:04,109 [ Explosion ] 1348 01:00:04,729 --> 01:00:07,729 [ Glass shattering ] 1349 01:00:13,936 --> 01:00:17,144 Fuck! Ah! 1350 01:00:17,178 --> 01:00:19,213 Monroe: Is everyone all right? 1351 01:00:19,247 --> 01:00:21,144 Yeah, I think I'm fine. 1352 01:00:21,178 --> 01:00:24,903 - Tori? - Uh, yeah. 1353 01:00:24,937 --> 01:00:28,144 [ Coughing ] 1354 01:00:28,178 --> 01:00:32,247 Jesus Christ. What the fuck was that? 1355 01:00:32,282 --> 01:00:35,938 Hey, Tori, take these, go to the holding room, 1356 01:00:35,973 --> 01:00:37,455 lock yourself in. 1357 01:00:37,490 --> 01:00:39,490 No, no, no! There's fucking people dead. 1358 01:00:39,524 --> 01:00:41,776 You need to give me a gun. You need to give me a fucking gun. 1359 01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:43,604 - Where the driver? - You're 38. Give her your 38. 1360 01:00:43,628 --> 01:00:45,283 Are you out of your fucking mind? 1361 01:00:45,317 --> 01:00:47,357 - Give me your fucking gun. - Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1362 01:00:47,386 --> 01:00:48,914 Hey, do you even know how to use that thing? 1363 01:00:48,938 --> 01:00:50,742 Tori: Yeah. You aim is and pull the fucking trigger. 1364 01:00:50,766 --> 01:00:52,283 Yeah? 1365 01:00:52,317 --> 01:00:53,905 Let's go. 1366 01:00:59,491 --> 01:01:02,387 [ Panting ] 1367 01:01:07,215 --> 01:01:08,698 Cover me. 1368 01:01:18,250 --> 01:01:19,457 Okay. I'm clear. 1369 01:01:19,492 --> 01:01:21,181 Tori, get in there! 1370 01:01:21,216 --> 01:01:23,492 Stay away from the fucking car! He's in there! 1371 01:01:23,526 --> 01:01:25,526 Do you see anything? 1372 01:01:30,595 --> 01:01:33,631 Something's not right. Something's not right! 1373 01:01:33,665 --> 01:01:35,907 Yeah, he's not fucking human. That's what's not right. 1374 01:01:35,941 --> 01:01:37,527 Do you see anything? 1375 01:01:37,562 --> 01:01:39,389 [ Screaming, gunshots ] 1376 01:01:39,424 --> 01:01:42,424 Monroe! Monroe! 1377 01:01:44,493 --> 01:01:46,251 Oh, fuck! 1378 01:01:47,217 --> 01:01:49,320 Where are you, motherfucker?! 1379 01:01:49,355 --> 01:01:51,183 Show yourself! 1380 01:01:51,218 --> 01:01:53,494 Get out of here now! 1381 01:01:53,528 --> 01:01:57,735 Come on, motherfucker! Let me see your face. 1382 01:01:57,770 --> 01:01:59,183 Hey! 1383 01:02:02,287 --> 01:02:03,804 Come on, fuck you! 1384 01:02:05,770 --> 01:02:07,908 Oh, no, wait! 1385 01:02:07,942 --> 01:02:09,459 No! No! 1386 01:02:09,494 --> 01:02:10,460 Aah! 1387 01:02:10,495 --> 01:02:13,598 Oh, fuck! 1388 01:02:17,288 --> 01:02:19,288 [ Siren wailing ] 1389 01:02:26,736 --> 01:02:28,253 [ Taser pops ] 1390 01:02:38,496 --> 01:02:40,875 Oh, god. Okay. 1391 01:03:04,566 --> 01:03:07,429 Hello? Oh, fuck! 1392 01:03:07,463 --> 01:03:08,808 Fuck. 1393 01:03:21,187 --> 01:03:22,705 [ Gasps ] 1394 01:03:25,429 --> 01:03:29,120 Okay, okay, okay. 1395 01:03:29,706 --> 01:03:30,740 Uh... 1396 01:03:31,706 --> 01:03:33,154 Hello? 1397 01:03:33,533 --> 01:03:34,809 Hello? 1398 01:03:34,844 --> 01:03:36,878 Fuck! 1399 01:03:45,188 --> 01:03:47,327 [ Police radio chatter] 1400 01:03:53,569 --> 01:03:55,293 [ Static] 1401 01:03:55,327 --> 01:03:57,672 Hello? Hello, is anyone there? 1402 01:03:57,707 --> 01:03:59,200 Dispatch, I'm at the fuckin' police station. 1403 01:03:59,224 --> 01:04:00,776 I need your help. 1404 01:04:00,810 --> 01:04:02,741 Hello? Someone fuckin' answer me, please. 1405 01:04:02,776 --> 01:04:04,535 Fuck! 1406 01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:16,363 [ Electricity powers down ] 1407 01:04:19,535 --> 01:04:21,466 [ Flames crackling ] 1408 01:04:24,916 --> 01:04:26,881 [ Panting ] 1409 01:04:34,605 --> 01:04:36,743 [ Crashing ] 1410 01:04:40,433 --> 01:04:42,191 [ Gasps ] 1411 01:04:52,813 --> 01:04:55,192 [ Mechanical whirring, footsteps ] 1412 01:05:29,781 --> 01:05:31,815 [ Clattering ] 1413 01:05:39,746 --> 01:05:41,885 [ Clattering ] 1414 01:05:44,368 --> 01:05:47,437 [ Glass shatters ] 1415 01:05:59,196 --> 01:06:01,334 [ Mechanical whirring, footsteps ] 1416 01:06:08,300 --> 01:06:11,162 [ Glass shattering ] 1417 01:06:37,578 --> 01:06:40,164 [ Mechanical whirring, footsteps ] 1418 01:06:56,958 --> 01:06:59,165 [ Mechanical whirring, footsteps ] 1419 01:07:04,924 --> 01:07:06,165 [ Screams ] 1420 01:07:06,199 --> 01:07:08,337 Fuck you! 1421 01:07:08,372 --> 01:07:09,958 [ Screams ] 1422 01:07:09,993 --> 01:07:13,510 No! No! No! 1423 01:07:13,544 --> 01:07:17,235 No! No! 1424 01:07:17,269 --> 01:07:20,373 No, no! No! 1425 01:07:20,407 --> 01:07:22,476 [ Taser crackling ] 1426 01:07:23,269 --> 01:07:25,752 - [ Taser crackling ] - [ Screaming ] 1427 01:07:30,269 --> 01:07:31,752 [ Panting ] 1428 01:07:34,649 --> 01:07:36,581 [ Sighs ] 1429 01:07:40,753 --> 01:07:42,236 [ Spits ] 1430 01:07:42,270 --> 01:07:44,684 Fucking cocksucker! 1431 01:07:44,719 --> 01:07:46,236 [ Panting ] 1432 01:07:54,409 --> 01:07:56,616 [ Mechanical whirring ] 1433 01:07:58,306 --> 01:08:00,202 [ Panting ] 1434 01:08:07,651 --> 01:08:09,927 Hello? Hello? Can anybody hear me? 1435 01:08:09,961 --> 01:08:12,685 Everybody's fucking dead! Please, someone, please! 1436 01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:14,755 [ Mechanical whirring ] 1437 01:08:16,859 --> 01:08:18,859 Fuck! Okay. Come on, come on, come on. 1438 01:08:18,893 --> 01:08:21,479 - [ Engine sputters ] - Yes, come on! Come on! 1439 01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:23,617 [ Mechanical whirring ] 1440 01:08:24,238 --> 01:08:25,272 [ Engine starts ] 1441 01:08:25,307 --> 01:08:27,203 Yes! Yes! 1442 01:08:27,238 --> 01:08:28,721 Ah! 1443 01:08:28,755 --> 01:08:30,617 [ Running footsteps ] 1444 01:08:33,929 --> 01:08:37,308 [ Tires squealing ] 1445 01:08:52,481 --> 01:08:54,792 Oh, fuck! 1446 01:08:54,826 --> 01:08:56,240 Fuck! 1447 01:08:57,309 --> 01:08:58,930 Fuck you! No! 1448 01:09:03,412 --> 01:09:04,757 [ Tires squeal ] 1449 01:09:06,757 --> 01:09:08,861 [ Tires squeal ] 1450 01:09:14,413 --> 01:09:15,724 Fuck you! 1451 01:09:18,620 --> 01:09:19,620 [ Mechanical whirring ] 1452 01:09:19,655 --> 01:09:21,896 No! No! 1453 01:09:21,931 --> 01:09:23,689 No! 1454 01:09:25,275 --> 01:09:27,310 What the fuck?! Fuck! 1455 01:09:29,483 --> 01:09:31,276 Fuck you! 1456 01:10:49,487 --> 01:10:51,625 [ Screams ] 1457 01:10:57,005 --> 01:10:59,280 [ Groans ] 1458 01:11:17,971 --> 01:11:20,488 [ Thudding ] 1459 01:11:23,661 --> 01:11:25,420 [ Grunts ] 1460 01:11:52,421 --> 01:11:55,249 [ Explosion ] 1461 01:12:12,526 --> 01:12:16,353 [ Metal clanging ] 1462 01:12:26,803 --> 01:12:28,216 [ Grunts ] 1463 01:12:28,251 --> 01:12:29,527 Fuck! 1464 01:12:36,975 --> 01:12:39,389 [ Panting ] 1465 01:12:42,838 --> 01:12:44,528 [ Grunts ] 1466 01:12:44,562 --> 01:12:45,804 Fuck! 1467 01:12:46,769 --> 01:12:48,942 - [ Glass shatters ] - Fuck! 1468 01:12:51,355 --> 01:12:53,217 [ Grunts ] 1469 01:13:12,805 --> 01:13:14,667 [ Groans ] 1470 01:13:17,253 --> 01:13:18,909 [ Sighs ] 1471 01:13:22,668 --> 01:13:24,702 [ Flames crackling ] 1472 01:13:24,737 --> 01:13:26,840 [ Mechanical whirring ] 1473 01:13:39,669 --> 01:13:41,600 [ Sighs ] 1474 01:13:55,531 --> 01:13:57,532 [ Mechanical whirring ] 1475 01:14:35,534 --> 01:14:38,775 [ Footsteps thudding ] 1476 01:14:59,707 --> 01:15:01,535 [ Panting ] 1477 01:15:01,845 --> 01:15:03,914 What the fuck?! 1478 01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:08,914 [ Footsteps thudding ] 1479 01:15:12,742 --> 01:15:15,708 [ Mechanical whirring ] 1480 01:15:41,778 --> 01:15:43,778 [ Footsteps thudding ] 1481 01:16:04,607 --> 01:16:06,814 [ Crackling ] 1482 01:16:17,815 --> 01:16:19,677 [ Footsteps thudding ] 1483 01:16:31,471 --> 01:16:34,574 [ Crackling ] 1484 01:16:55,610 --> 01:16:56,782 [ Screams ] 1485 01:16:56,817 --> 01:16:58,748 [ Crackling ] 1486 01:16:59,679 --> 01:17:03,299 [ Screaming ] 1487 01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:13,887 [ Sighs ] 1488 01:17:13,921 --> 01:17:16,335 [ Screams ] 1489 01:17:20,438 --> 01:17:22,507 [ Crackling ] 1490 01:17:38,888 --> 01:17:40,853 [ Groans ] 1491 01:17:50,923 --> 01:17:53,889 [ Panting ] 1492 01:17:53,923 --> 01:17:55,613 Okay. 1493 01:17:56,958 --> 01:17:58,440 [ Mechanical whirring ] 1494 01:18:01,613 --> 01:18:04,958 [ Whirring ] 1495 01:18:06,269 --> 01:18:08,821 No, no, no, no! 1496 01:18:08,855 --> 01:18:10,407 No! 1497 01:18:10,441 --> 01:18:12,510 [ Gasping ] 1498 01:18:19,855 --> 01:18:22,441 [ Crackling ] 1499 01:18:26,822 --> 01:18:28,373 [ Gasps ] 1500 01:18:42,615 --> 01:18:44,926 Oh, fuck. 1501 01:18:48,374 --> 01:18:49,961 Fuck! 1502 01:18:49,995 --> 01:18:53,236 Come on. Come on. 1503 01:18:54,512 --> 01:18:55,961 [ Crackling ] 1504 01:18:55,995 --> 01:18:58,409 Come on! No, no, no! 1505 01:18:58,443 --> 01:19:00,374 Come on! 1506 01:19:00,409 --> 01:19:02,340 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, come on! 1507 01:19:02,374 --> 01:19:07,410 Come on! Fuck you! 1508 01:19:07,444 --> 01:19:09,237 [ Screams ] 1509 01:19:10,927 --> 01:19:13,341 Oh, fuck! 1510 01:19:13,548 --> 01:19:16,789 [ Crackling ] 1511 01:19:24,963 --> 01:19:27,273 [ Groans ] 1512 01:19:28,411 --> 01:19:30,238 [ Screams ] 1513 01:19:30,687 --> 01:19:32,583 [ Gasps ] 1514 01:19:32,618 --> 01:19:34,790 [ Screams ] 1515 01:19:37,445 --> 01:19:39,376 [ Crackling ] 1516 01:19:42,998 --> 01:19:45,515 [ Screams ] 1517 01:19:55,446 --> 01:19:57,274 [ Gasps ] 1518 01:19:58,274 --> 01:19:59,791 Oh, fuck! 1519 01:19:59,826 --> 01:20:02,309 [ Crackling ] 1520 01:20:09,378 --> 01:20:10,965 [ Screams ] 1521 01:20:14,516 --> 01:20:15,792 [ Gasps ] 1522 01:20:15,827 --> 01:20:18,827 [ Crackling ] 1523 01:20:20,724 --> 01:20:22,759 [ Gasps ] 1524 01:20:22,793 --> 01:20:24,828 [ Groans ] 1525 01:20:26,793 --> 01:20:29,345 [ Crackling ] 1526 01:20:31,793 --> 01:20:33,621 [ Screams ] 1527 01:20:36,655 --> 01:20:39,553 [ Screaming ] 1528 01:20:45,760 --> 01:20:47,691 [ Screams ] 1529 01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:53,863 [ Crackling ] 1530 01:21:03,312 --> 01:21:05,692 [ Screams ] No! 1531 01:21:05,726 --> 01:21:07,899 [ Screaming ] 1532 01:21:09,002 --> 01:21:11,657 Fuck! No! 1533 01:21:16,243 --> 01:21:19,796 [ Crackling ] 1534 01:21:22,486 --> 01:21:24,520 [ Groans ] 1535 01:21:25,244 --> 01:21:27,417 [ Screams ] 1536 01:21:30,762 --> 01:21:32,865 [ Gasping ] 1537 01:21:33,831 --> 01:21:35,832 [ Crackling ] 1538 01:21:40,383 --> 01:21:42,728 No! No! 1539 01:21:43,590 --> 01:21:46,694 No! No! No! 1540 01:21:46,728 --> 01:21:48,763 Fuck! Fuck! 1541 01:21:51,556 --> 01:21:53,452 Ah! Fuck! 1542 01:21:57,798 --> 01:22:00,660 [ Screams ] 1543 01:22:03,488 --> 01:22:04,936 [ Grunts ] 1544 01:22:08,695 --> 01:22:10,557 [ Screams ] 1545 01:22:14,903 --> 01:22:17,868 [ Crackling ] 1546 01:22:23,730 --> 01:22:26,592 [ Screams ] 111556