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[Wolf Howling]

[Grunting]

[Crowd Shouting] [Man] Over there!

Hey! There he goes.

After him! Into the forest!

[Growling] Aah!

[Creaking]

[Grunting]

[Growling]

He's gone inside. Let's burn it down!

[Shouting Continues]

Stop where you are.

What do you want here? Go away!

Give us the monster! He destroyed our village!

Monster? Ha!

Do you think I created some monster from dead body parts...

I stole from the cemetery or something?

[Crowd Grumbling] [Man] Blecch! No!

We just thought that maybe-—

Ridiculous! Now, shoo. Shoo!

[Crowd Grumbling, Complaining]

Hmph.

[Monster Growling]

Now you've done it!

They will be watching us!

Now we must leave this place and start all over.

And you know what that means.

[Frightened Growling]

[Squeaking]

[Frantic Muttering] Yow! [Splattering]

[Chuckles] Lucky me. I have a spare.

[Wolf Howling]

[Squeaking]

- [Roaring] - [Screaming]

[Roaring Continues]

[Grunting]

Sorry. It's my arch supports.

They throw off my whole center of balance.

You call this a monster? Come on, Billy.

I told you this wouldn't be scary.

Let's go on that Dragonland ride again. [Blows Raspberry]

Those gigantic, fire-breathing serpents always make you wet your pants.

Oop! [Chuckles] ls everything all right?

- Not too scary, was it? - Are you kidding?

We were more frightened... [Raspberry]

by "It's a Teeny-Weeny World."

Sorry, Mr. Yesman. Look, I know I goofed up, but I'll do better.

You pose no professional threat to me, so I'll be frank.

This was your last goof-up!

But, sir, I-- Face it!

You're just not scary. Majestic Movie Studio Park has a reputation to uphold.

Besides, my job is on the line. Give me your head.

Yow! Watch the electrodes.

I'm bringing in a monster expert from Europe.

He's going to make this attraction the terrifying experience...

our public expects it to be.

Yeah, but wh-what about me? I don't have insurance!

- You're going back to your old job. - No [ Stammering]

Not... Sammy Squirrel!

America's wackiest cartoon rodent.

Main entrance. Be there.

[Chuckles] Well, at least I know all my lines.

♪ Sammy, Sammy, Sammy I'm a squirrel squirrel, squirrel ♪

♪ Smartest little rodent In the world, world, world ♪

♪ I can do anything if anybody can ♪

♪ Last name is Squirrel ♪ [Screaming]

♪ First name is Sammy, Sammy, Sammy ♪

♪ I'm a squirrel squirrel, squirrel ♪

♪ Smartest little rodent In the world, world, world ♪

♪ I can do anything- ♪♪ [Grunts]

[Laughing] [Laughing] Aw, isn't that cute?

[Chattering] Hurry up, now, hurry. Come on.

[Woman] Excuse me, I'm trying to get past you!

Hello! Could you move aside, please?

[Chattering Continues]

[Announcer On Loudspeaker] Ladies and gentlemen! Majestic Movie Studios--

Mommy! Mommy! Let's go in here.

[Announcer] ...starring Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Hurry! The show is about to start.

Move it! Move it! Could you move down, please?

- Could you all scoot down, please? - Huh?

[Announcer] And now, ladies and gentlemen,

♪ ♪ [Organ] we remind you to take heed and be cautious,

because there are things out there.

♪ ♪ [Rock]

Whoa-oa-oh!

♪ You're all alone in the middle of the night ♪

♪ Something moves in the cold moonlight ♪

♪ You're tryin' not to scream But you got to let it out ♪

♪ And it makes you wanna You wanna ♪

♪ You wanna shout There's things out there ♪

♪ Sneakin' up behind you Things out there ♪

♪ That'll chill you to the bone Those things out there ♪

♪ You know they're gonna find you ♪

♪ No matter where you go You know ♪

♪ There's things out there ♪ [Moaning]

♪ ♪

♪ Runnin' through the graveyards Bumpin' into trees ♪

♪ Somethin' reaches up and pulls you to your knees ♪

♪ Try to get away You don't know if you can ♪

♪ And you're starin' at the At the old Wolf Man ♪

♪ There's things out there ♪

♪ Sneakin' up behind you ♪ [Howling]

♪ Things out there Don't go out alone ♪

♪ Those things out there ♪

♪ You know they're gonna find you No matter where you go ♪

♪ You know There's things out there ♪

♪ Things that'll chase you ♪

♪ Things that?! eat you ♪

♪ Things that'll jump out and say they're glad to meet you ♪

♪ Vampires, witches Goblins and ghosts ♪

♪ But you know the ones that scare you the most ♪

♪ Are those things out there ♪

♪ Waitin' in the darkness ♪

♪ Things out there with the bright red eyes ♪

♪ Things out there Better watch where you're goin' ♪

♪ 'Cause you never know when there are Know when there are ♪

♪ Know when there are things out there ♪

♪ And you know the sky is fallin' ♪

♪ Things out there Better run for home ♪

♪ There's things out there ♪

♪ You can hear your mommy calling ♪

♪ You're never gonna know when there are ♪

♪ When there are When there are things out there ♪

♪ Things out there ♪ ♪ Things out there ♪

♪ Things out there ♪♪

♪ ♪

[Audience Cheering]

[Announcer On PA] Ladies and gentlemen, the next Chipmunk show

will begin in one hour!

- [Yelling] - [Crying]

[Chuckles] Sorry about that.

How dare you scare my child? [Crying]

What kind of a park are you running here? [Whimpering]

Oh, did "wittle Biwwy Wiwwy" get scaredy-poo?

- [Blows Raspberry] - Gosh, Alvin. A-Are you okay?

Y-Yeah. I think so. [Gasps]

Where's my Cap?

What happened, Alvin? Trip over your ego?

[Screaming]

I bet Alvin would feel better I-if I had something to eat.

Why don't we find a snack bar?

Hello? A snack bar? Are you kidding?

We've got a whole hour to kill...

at the thrill-ride capital of the universe,

and you want to go to a snack bar?

Absolutely not.

Th-This kills me to say it, but Alvin's right.

There's the 3-D show,

the special effects lab...

and the fabulously- Oh, please, Simon.

We're going to Dragonland!

[Woman] Hey, watch it! [Woman #2] Hello, I'm sitting here!

[Theodore] I don't want to go to Dragonland! It's scary!

No, no, no, no, no. Not scary. Thrilling!

Take 'er up!

Easy now. Up!

Herr Yesman?

- Eeh! Oh, you must be Doctor F-F-- -That is right.

Ted Yesman. Accent on the first syllable.

Welcome to Majestic, Doctor!

Thanks for coming to save my job-- I mean, the studio.

Sure.

Here, here. Let me get that for you.

When I want your help, I will ask for it.

♪ Sammy, Sammy, Sammy I'm a squirrel squirrel, squirrel ♪

Yuck! ♪ The smartest little rodent In the world, world, world ♪

♪ I can do anything-- ♪♪ [Grunts]

Stay away from me, you irritating, singing vermin.

I never liked you, even as a small child.

[Uneasy Chuckling] I can see you're a decisive man.

A man who knows what he wants. -Take me to the castle now.

Right away. Absolutely! Posthaste!

Lovely bag! Must have cost an arm and a leg.

Actually, an arm and two legs.

But I hate roller coasters!

Well, Dragonland's not a roller coaster.

-Oh! Really? -Really.

A roller coaster just goes up and down and around.

Dragonland does all of that, plus...

it surrounds you with incredibly realistic...

fire-breathing, mythical monsters...

with yard-long, razor-sharp teeth,

and claws-- Mm-mm-mm! -Silence, my little friend.

You're scaring Theodore to death.

[Chuckling] Sorry, Theodore. Are you okay?

Nothing a little snack couldn't cure.

Dragonland's the best! Wow! I'm goin' again!

Yeah. Me too. I still got hearing in one ear.

No!

Oh, quit fighting, pal. You're gonna love this. Trust me!

[Thunderclap]

[Man] Hey, come on. Open up. Open up!

Silence! [Gasping]

- Can't you read English? It's closed! - [Screaming]

Go on! Get! Shoo! Before I turn you into luncheon meat!

[Screaming]

Whoa-ohh-ohhh!

[Panting] Uh, Herr Doctor,

don't take this as a criticism, but this is a tourist attraction.

We usually try not to threaten the guests.

Und "have a nice day."

That's the spirit!

I want you to go away now.

[Giggling Nervously] Not a problem. I can do that.

[Gulping] Consider me gone!

[Rumbling] [Man] Delivery for the doctor.

Please. This way.

Und be careful. [Thunderclap]

[Alvin] Hey, let's take the tram.

- [Man Groaning] - Hey! Watch it!

[Theodore] Sorry. Excuse me.

[Theodore Grunting] Ah! Mm. Ow!

Dragonland, here we come!

[Coughing On P.A., Loudspeaker Squealing] [Man On P.A.] Are we on?

Hi! Welcome to the Majestic Movie Studio Tour,

where fun and fantasy and folks like you...

find fabulous filmland fulfillment...

with your new friend, Phil-- that's me!

[Phil] Now, get your cameras ready,

'cause we just might see some celebrities today!

- Would you like that? - [Together] Yes!

That's "Yes, Phil!"

- [Together] Yes, Phil. - Now, before we get going,

is anybody here a producer?

- Hmm? - Ahh.

Mm-hmm. Not even for cable?

Well, okay. [Sighs]

You know, folks, here in our little corner of the Hollywood dream factory,

we shoot over 500 hours of TV shows and movies in a year.

And yet, incredibly talented actors are reduced to driving bus loads...

of ungrateful vacationeers on studio tours--

Uh-- [ Coughs, Chuckles] Well, then--

Now, here's where they shot that unforgettable scene in High Society Lowlifes...

where Sir Arthur tells Natasha he's leaving her!

Oh! It's one of my favorites!

"I'm not the man you want, Natasha.

I'll only make you... miserable."

[Tourists Grumbling]

- Uh, Phil, if I may-- - Hey!

"I'm not the man you want, Natasha.

"I'll only make you... miserable.

You want someone who wants to settle down and start a family."

"Don't tell me what I want, Arthur.

"You're the only man I've ever loved.

[Tourists] Aww! Will ever love."

[Sniffling] Oh! Oh! This is where the sister comes in.

"Natasha! Natasha! Daddy's gone!" [Weeping]

"No!"

[Clapping, Cheering]

Listen, you little... beaver, or muskrat or whatever you are--

Don't... touch... the cap.

Oh! You think you can do this job better than me?

- Duh. - [Tires Squealing]

[Phil Screaming] Whoa-ho!

[Screaming]

[Tourists] Whoa!

Aah!

[Phil Screaming]

Alvin, these people are paying for a tour!

At least give them one!

No time, Simon. I'm getting us to Dragonland.

Remember, Miranda, you think you just married the man of your dreams,

only to discover it was his evil twin brother...

Who doesn't know that you're his brother's fiance's twin sister.

- Action! - [Tires Screeching]

To your left is the New York street...

where they shot Guys and-- duh! [Grunts]

[Screaming]

To your left is a screaming bridesmaid.

To your right is the mother of the groom.

You're driving right crazy.

Straight ahead, that's international star Miranda Burstynpfeiffer.

Gee, she sure can jump.

Who wants to go again?

- [Crowd Cheering] Me! I will! I will! - Give me that key, m-maggot!

- [Crowd] Aww! - Much better.

But you might want to put the emphasis on "maggot."

[Shouting Good-byes]

[Chuckling] Looks like we'll have to walk to Dragonland.

[Coughing] I don't want to rain on your parade,

but our show?

We've got plenty of time. I know a shortcut. Trust me.

I hate it when he says that.

But they were due back a half-hour ago!

I could lose my job over this.

[Dave] Gee, Mr. Yesman, I-I'm really sorry. I can't imagine where they could be.

Well, of course they want to perform at the world premiere.

I know you've got a very hard job.

No, I-I'm sure your mother would be disappointed if you lost it.

Mr. Yesman. M-M-Mr.Yesman!

I assure you that the Chipmunks are professionals.

It's not like them to be late.

Who am I kidding? "Late" is Alvin's middle name.

I better get to the theme park and see if I can find them.

[Man On P.A.] Ladles and gentlemen, thank you for visiting me, Sammy Squirrel,

at Majestic Movie Studio's park.

Come again soon.

Hmm. Mm. Yeah.

Arms, two. Legs, two.

Feet-- one!

Now, where did I put that-- [Growling]

- Herr Doctor? - What now?

Oh, my goodness.

You've accomplished quite a bit for one afternoon!

- I do not like to waste time. - And, uh, what are these?

- Brains. - [Laughing]

Uh, how-- how realistic.

Yes. They are.

What size shoe do you wear?

[Stammering] M-Me? Oh, you don't want-- I mean--

My right foot's so much larger than my--

I had to special order all my-- W-Well, good night!

[Footsteps Receding] Ah! Never mind.

Here it is.

[Simon] Great shortcut, Alvin.

We've been walking for hours,

and I've yet to see a single dragon.

Yeah, and I'm still hungry.

[Gasps]

Our show's been canceled.

What do you suggest we do now,

Mr. Reliable?

Okay, okay, I admit it.

We missed our show, the park is closed,

we're probably locked in, and it's all my fault!

There. Are you happy?

I'm just fuzzy all over.

[Whimpering] I can't stay here all night!

Teddy will get cold.

Don't worry, Theodore. So we're locked in overnight.

[Chuckles] What's the worst that can happen?

[Growling]

Well, I guess we could starve to death.

Or lions could escape from their cages...

and tear us limb from limb!

Or maybe the ghost of some silent movie star...

could wrap his cold, green, lifeless hands...

around our little throats and--

Or we find a phone, call Dave and have him pick us up.

I-I pick Simon's plan. Oh, wait for me!

[Alvin] Hey, why don't I get to dial?

[Panting] Because it's my quarter,

and Theodore asked first!

Oh! [Dinging]

Don't worry, Theodore.

As soon as Dave answers, our troubles are over!

[Line Ringing] It's ringing!

Oh, please answer, please answer, please answer!

Theodore! Simon!

Alvin!

He's not home.

[Gasps, Shrieks] We're all gonna die!

[ Screaming, Grunting]

Hey, look!

Sornebody's still here, [Wolf Howling]

As soon as I know they're okay,

I'm gonna kill them!

[Grunting, Mumbling]

Alvin!

[Gasps] Alvin! Cut it out.

You know it scares me. [Sinister Chuckling] I know.

[Muttering, indistinct] Shh! Hear that?

[Muttering Continues]

[Dr. Frankenstein] ♪ The knee bone's connected to the leg bone ♪

♪ The leg bone's connected to the f- ♪

To this-- How does that song go again?

♪ Them bones, them bones Them-- Mm-hmm ♪

♪ Hey, da-da ♪ [Gasps] Shh!

♪ Hey, da-da ♪ No!

♪ Da-ding-ding an ankle ♪

♪ Da-ding-ding the foot Da-ding-ding the toe ♪

♪ Da-ding-ding ♪

- [Singsong Continues, Indistinct] - [Gears clanking]

[Theodore, Alvin Gasp] Guys, it's just a costumed character.

It's not real!

Ah, mein liebchen!

At last we are together again. [Chuckles]

This fool Yesman,

hiring the real Dr. Frankenstein...

to make his little exhibit more frightening! [Giggles]

I think we will make it frightening enough.

Don't you?

Alvin!

Fellas!

[Electricity Buzzing]

[Humming]

[Buzzing]

[Dr. Frankenstein Cackling]

[Laughing] My fame is alive!

- [Cackling Madly] - [Swooning]

[Thuds] Theo? [Swoons]

[Thuds] [Laughing Hysterically]

Hey! Don't touch the cap.

- [Screaming, Cackling] - [Screaming]

- [Grunting] - Let's get out of here!

[Grunting] After them! They must not escape!

[Growling] Hurry! Hurry!

Before they bring the others!

[Growling]

Guys?

Maybe they got locked in their dressing room.

A-A-Alvin? Simon?

[Screaming Hysterically]

[Roaring]

[Panting]

[Moaning]

Oh! My Teddy!

- [Growling] - [Gasping]

Theodore, let's go! [Growling]

Where could they-- [Wolf Howling]

Hey! Someone must still be here.

[Growling Continues]

I-Is he g-g-gone?

I think so. [Growling]

[Nervous Chuckling] But I could be wrong!

- [Both Screaming] - [Grunting]

[Growling] [Whimpering]

♪ Sammy, Sammy I'm a squirrel squirrel, squirrel ♪

[Growling] ♪ The smartest little rodent in the world, world, world

[Roaring] ♪ I can do anything-- ♪♪

- ♪♪ [Stops] - [Alvin Screaming]

Why are we stopping, when every rational impulse...

tells us to-- Oh, no.

[Alvin] Dragonland.

Alvin? Theodore?

- Si-- Aaaah! - Well, what do you want?

I-I'm looking for three little chipm-

Come in. Come in!

Tell me, are you an organ donor?

You can't be serious.

[Chuckles] Simon, don't you see?

Even a monster wouldn't think we were stupid enough...

to take a thrill ride in the middle of a life-or-death chase!

Are we? Well, yeah.

But he doesn't know that. Come on!

[Growling]

This is too creepy.

I gotta get out of here.

May I remind you that...

there's an actual monster back there!

Oh, yeah. I-I forgot.

[Growling]

[Sighs] This is so cool!

I'm not happy.

Hey, look! A phone.

Maybe Dave's home by now.

He could bring the cops and save us! [Beeping]

No, Alvin! Wait! That's not a ph--

[Alvin On P.A.] Dave! You gotta come get us. There's a monster after us.

And we're hiding in Dragonland!

[Grunting] Huh?

[Snarling]

[Giggles] Well, so much for the hiding concept.

Well, maybe the monster doesn't understand English.

Boy, that little glass of yours...

is always half full, isn't it?

[Giggles] Yeah-- What little glass?

[Growling]

- [Screaming] - [Monster Growling]

[Electricity Crackling] [Blubbering]

[Growling]

Yes! He missed!

[Growling]

[Dr. Frankenstein] Und add one ounce of sleeping potion--

Ah! Here, here! The tea is ready.

I'm really worried about them.

I understand. Ach! I have a little monster of mine own.

- [Cackling] - I've looked everywhere.

Calm yourself. Relax.

Drink your tea.

I-I can't relax. Not until I know the boys are okay.

I am sure they are fine.

They probably just found a little playmate.

[Cackling] I-I gotta go.

They're out there in the park somewhere.

Wait! I, uh, have a map of the place.

This will help.

By the way, do you have both your kidneys?

[Theodore] This isn't real. It's just a ride.

This isn't real. It's just a ride.

This isn't real! It's just a ride!

[Theodore Screaming]

[Screaming Together] [Monster Screaming]

Tell me you don't love this baby.

Quite impressive. [Growling]

But I don't think we're going to like the way it ends.

Oh! He really shouldn't be doing that.

You're supposed to sit down...

and keep your hands in the car at all times!

Very helpful, Theodore.

We wouldn't want him to get hurt...

before he could kill us!

[Wheels Screeching]

[Alvin Continues] Hang on, guys. This is supposed to be the scariest part.

[Monster Growls] Unless, of course, you have a hideous monster chasing you.

[Monster Growling]

- [Screaming] - [Screaming]

Oh. I think I lost my appetite.

[Growling] [Simon] Hey! Look at that.

Doesn't he know it's just a-a ride? [Alvin] Apparently not.

He thinks he's about to be eaten!

- [Screeching] - [Growling, Grunting]

Man! He's like cough syrup.

He just won't go down.

[Dave] Gee, I-I didn't realize how big the park is.

Thanks for your hospitality,

but I-I really better be going.

You haven't... touched your tea. [Chuckles]

- Perhaps something to make you sleep. - No, thanks.

- [Blows] - I-I'm gonna check at home.

Maybe they're already back there.

- Very well. - Thanks again.

Come again! [Dart Sticks]

Und bring your kidneys-- Kiddies. I mean your kiddies.

[Groans]

[Snoring]

[Growling]

[Grunting]

[Cracking] Oh, this isn't good.

The potential energy is building up...

far beyond the tolerances...

for which this ride was engineered.

What does that mean in English?

I means unless he lets go something's going to give,

and we're going to go way too... fast!

[Screaming]

[Screeching]

Wow!

Ah! We made it!

We're alive! [Laughing]

- I told you to trust me. - Oh, please!

[Growling]

[Snarling]

[Dave] Uh, Theodore's always been so happy and sweet.

Simon's the one with the glasses.

[Chuckles] Funny, I didn't even know he needed them.

A-And then of course, there's Alvin. [Chuckles]

Oh, this was the time Alvin burned down the kitchen...

making me a Father's Day breakfast.

[Female Officer] Oh, y-yeah, I remember getting the call on that one.

Oh, and here he is, just after he set the lab rats free at the school open house.

There I am. [Chuckles] Oh!

The one with the principal's hands around your neck? Uh-huh.

She's got quite a grip for a woman her age.

Well, Mr. Seville, we'll be in touch.

You betcha. And don't worry, we'll do our best...

to find your, uh, ah, "boys."

Do you need any more information? Did I describe them okay?

"Chipmunks with clothes on." Yeah, that ought to do it.

As soon as we hear anything, we'll let you know--

- Dave! - Fellas!

Oh! Ah, that's gotta hurt.

[Dave] Thanks, officers.

Uh, Dave? Dave? I-I can't breathe.

- Oh, sorry. Now-- - We know, Dave.

[Together] "Everybody on the couch."

Where on Earth have you boys been?

- Well, we-- - Why didn't you call?

- We tried! - Didn't you stop to think how worried I must have been?

- Yeah, but we-- - Missed your show and disappeared for hours!

But Dave, you don't understand. There was this huge, scary monster, see?

- And every-- - Yeah, I know. And it ate your homework.

Huh? Uh, what homework?

- Good one, Dave. But really, it was all-- - Alvin, please.

I'm not in the mood to hear about monsters.

Now, until you're ready to tell the truth,

I don't want to hear a peep out of any of you.

- But-- - [Clears Throat]

Good night.

I can't believe it. Dave didn't believe me.

Yeah. Especially with your track record for honesty.

Can I help it if I don't stifle my active imagination?

[Whimpering] My Teddy!

I-I must have dropped him.

Well, we're not going back for him.

But, if we did,

that monster wouldn't stand a chance!

Oh, wow! I'm still scared.

♪♪

♪ What if a monster came in the room tonight ♪

♪ What would we do What could we do ♪

♪ If he tried to make your hair turn white with fright ♪

♪ What would you do if it was you ♪

♪ I'd drown him with my soaker gun Glue him to a chair ♪

♪ Stick a dead skunk in his pockets ♪

♪ I'd knock him off his feet with a judo sweep ♪

♪ Blast him into space on a rocket ♪

♪ I'd send him to his doom ♪

♪ If a monster came in my room ♪

Yo, zipper-face, you want a piece of me?

Y'all ready to rumble?

Bring it on, brother!

♪ But if a monster sat on the edge of the bed what would you do ♪

♪ What could you do ♪

♪ With a zipper in his neck And bolts in his head ♪

♪ If it was me Well, let me see ♪

♪ I'd multiply pi times his height and his weight ♪

♪ To determine mathematically ♪

♪ The way to alter his molecular state ♪

♪ And shrink him to the size of a flea ♪

♪ Then I'd fill him full of dread ♪

♪ lf a monster sat on my bed ♪

[Together] ♪ Ain't no monster gonna put us down ♪

♪ Uh-uh, no way ♪

♪ We'll chase his face right out of town ♪

♪ That's what we say ♪

♪ Ain't no monster gonna put us down ♪

♪ Uh-huh, that's right ♪

♪ 'Cause we're the meanest 'munks around ♪

♪ We're tight ♪

Simon! Theodore! Alvin!

Go to sleep!

Okay!

I am the Munkinator.

♪ If a monster came in and decided to stay ♪

♪ That wouldn't be very nice ♪

♪ We could ask him politely to go away ♪

♪ Are we 'munks or are we mice ♪

♪ I'll stick him in the ribs with my pirate sword ♪

♪ Shoot Silly String at his head ♪

♪ I'll use my blanket like a matador ♪

♪ I'll just hide under my bed ♪ [Simon, Alvin] No!

[Together] ♪ We'll make this place his tomb ♪

♪ If a monster comes in our room ♪

♪ We'll send him to his doom ♪

♪ If a monster comes in our room ♪

♪ We'll blow him up Ka-boom ♪

[Dave] I thought I told you boys to go to sleep!

♪♪

[Softly] ♪ If a monster comes in our room ♪

♪ We'll send him to his doom ♪

♪ If a monster comes in our room ♪

♪ We'll blow him up ♪ Ka-boom!

♪ If a monster comes in our room ♪♪

[Yawning] Night.

Night.

Night.

Oh, I hope Teddy's okay out there.

[Thunderclap]

[Sniffs, Growls]

[Leaves Rustling]

[Rustling]

[Growling]

[Dave] Alvin! Go to sleep!

[Growls, Yells]

[Thud]

Come on, fellas. I thought I told you to--

Huh?

[Door Shuts]

[Theodore Gasps] Teddy!

[Grunts]

[Growls] [Screams] Let go of me!

[Thunderclap]

[Whimpering] What do you want?

Oh, Teddy! You're okay.

Y-Y-You came all this way...

just to give him back to me?

[Gentle Growling]

[Grunting, Groaning]

- Wait! - Huh?

You shouldn't be out in this rain.

You could catch a cold.

Come on. Friend.

[Sighing] Aww.

My liebchen! Where are you? Hello?

Where could he be? Hmph!

[Muttering]

Ah! [Thunderclap]

[Moaning] Oh! Oh-ho.

Such a headache! [Gasps]

[Screaming]

Out of my way, imbecile!

You miserable rodent! I can't stand you.

You don't even look like a squirrel.

Your silly hat, and--

I hate you, and what's more, I--

- ♪♪ [Sammy's Theme] - Oh, I hate that song.

♪♪ [Continues]

Yecch.

[Deep Snoring]

Theodore, you're snoring again.

[Snoring increases]

Theodore, cut it out!

[Deep Snoring Continues]

Oh, Simon?

[Grumbles] Uh, what?

Take a peek under Theodore's covers.

What? Just do it.

[Yawning]

[Snoring Continues]

Well, what do you see?

- You mean, the-- ahem-- monster? - Mm-hmm.

But how? How did he--

I don't know, but we've got to save Theodore.

[Whispers] Okay, you yank back the covers, and I'll--

Huh?

Wait! Don't hurt him. He's a good guy.

[Chuckles] Well, of course he is.

We just wanted to know if you guys wanted to play...

uh, baseball.

Well, uh, maybe after breakfast.

[Dave] Fellas! [Both Gasping]

Guys, I gotta go. Hey!

Uh, I'm gonna try and get you that big premiere again.

And don't go anywhere!

Miss Miller will be here any minute.

Whew! [Sighs]

[Door Opening, Closing]

[Car Door Closing, Engine Starting]

[Car Driving Away] [Together] Whew!

Ohh. [Laughs]

I don't get it.

If he's such a big, lovable lug,

then why was he trying to kill us?

Perhaps he wasn't trying to kill us.

Hello!

If he'd caught us last night, he'd have cracked our little bodies...

like this!

[Gasps] Uh-oh.

Actually, I-I think Alvin's right.

Well, then may I ask why we're fixing him a 12-egg omelet?

Well, 'cause I think he's got a really nice heart.

He probably just acts like a monster 'cause everyone treats him like one.

Uh-oh.

[Glass Tinkling]

Oh.

[Woman] Hello!

Yoo-hoo! Hello! Boys!

[Gasps]

[All Gasp] Miss Miller!

Well, Miss Miller! So good to see you!

- [Simon, Theodore Grunting] - But Dave decided to stay home today with his kiddies.

What?

Why, I turned down a lunch date with my vacuum repairman.

Now, listen here, David.

If you wanna stay home and play "monster" with your boys,

then I expect a phone call.

Shame on you, David. - Huh?

Don't you give me an attitude, young man.

[Sniffing]

Ohh! What's burnin'?

Well, thanks for stopping by, Miss Miller.

Ta-ta! And sorry you can't stay for breakfast!

Oh, was that close.

[Groaning]

[Alvin] Breakfast! [Gasps]

Ohh! Oh, it's okay.

Accidents happen.

Anyone who's ever broken something, raise your hand.

Huh? [Simon, Theadore] Alvin!

I can't say that I have.

- [Together] Alvin! - Okay, okay.

Maybe once.

[Silverware Clatters On Floor] Or twice.

[Groans]

Poor guy.

He really needs a friend.

And a tube of super glue.

[Chattering, Laughing]

[Mother] No, don't do that.

Don't do that. Stop. Now.

[Footfalls]

Aaaah! [Sighs]

Mommy! Aaah!

[All Screaming]

Hmm. A seven-letter word meaning "creature."

Monster!

Of course. Thank you, Janey.

This should be a perfect place...

for our first friendship lesson.

[Grunting, Chuckling]

[Snarls]

[Wailing]

No! No, Frankie! It's hers!

Give it back, Frankie. Give it here.

Here you go. Sorry.

[Blubbering]

[Wailing]

Okay.

I know someone who needs a time-out.

Something tells me the mad doctor didn't teach him much about sharing.

Oh, boy. He must be an only monster.

♪

[Chipmunks] ♪ If you wanna have friends ♪

♪ Don't go steppin' on their toes ♪

♪ Don't tie 'em to a tree kick 'em in the knees ♪

♪ Or punch 'em in the nose ♪

♪ If you wanna have friends ♪

♪ If you wanna have friends ♪ ♪ If you wanna have friends ♪

♪ There's somethin' you gotta learn ♪

♪ Like how to keep your cool Don't go actin' like a fool ♪

♪ Learn to take your turn ♪

♪ You gotta learn to take your turn ♪

♪ And if things don't always go your way ♪

♪ Don't be a punk, man Get with the program ♪

♪ The thing about buds that you need to know is true ♪

♪ It's two parts them and one part you ♪

♪ If you wanna be ♪

♪ Then you gotta be ♪

♪ If you wanna be ♪

♪ Then you gotta be ♪

♪ It's simple to be friends ♪ ♪ If you wanna be ♪

♪ It's an easy thing to do ♪ ♪ Then you gotta be ♪

♪ When you're walking down the street treat everyone you meet ♪

♪ The way they ought to treat you ♪

♪ People come and people go ♪

♪ But friends can last for years ♪

♪ Now, we've got each other brother ♪

♪ We're the four "chipmunks-keteers" ♪

♪ If you wanna, wanna wanna, wanna, wanna be ♪

♪ Then you gotta, gotta gotta, gotta, gotta be ♪

♪ It's delightful having friends ♪ ♪ If you wanna, wanna ♪

♪ Wanna, wanna, wanna be ♪

♪ It's the righteous way to be ♪ ♪ Then you gotta, gotta ♪

♪ Gotta, gotta, gotta be ♪

♪ Just take a look around at all the friends you've found ♪

♪ Like him ♪ ♪And him ♪ ♪ And me ♪

♪ And when the party's over ♪

♪ And the daytime ends ♪

♪ We're still gonna be ♪

♪ 'Cause we wanna be ♪

♪ You know we're gonna be ♪

♪ 'Cause we wanna, wanna, wanna wanna, wanna be friends ♪

♪ Wanna, wanna, wanna be ♪

♪ If you wanna be then you gotta be ♪

♪ If you wanna be then you gotta be ♪

♪ Friends ♪♪

[Bell jingling]

So, there you have it. I'm filled with terror and self-loathing,

my job is hanging by a thread...

and I don't have anyone to entertain at tonight's world premiere party.

What do you think?

Well, I can't help you with your bed-wetting,

but I can solve your entertainment problem.

I don't know. This premiere is the biggest thing the studio's had in years.

If it bombs--

I know, I know. You could lose your job.

[Gasps] What have you heard? Nothing. N-Nothing, really.

Well... They can't be late!

I give you my word.

Hey, Frankie, tomorrow I'm gonna teach you how to speak.

[Grunting]

And I'm gonna teach him how to skateboard.

That'll be fun.

[Beeping] [Gasps]

Dinner! Yikes! We're late!

We'd better get home before Dave does!

[Theodore] Let's fix him his favorite lasagne.

[Theodore] The ants in France stay mainly in my pants.

[Sniffling. Muttering]

Better.

Uh-oh.

Oww-eee!

[Whimpering] Oww-eee.

Oww-eee. Oww-eee.

It's all right, Frankie.

It's all right.

[Kisses, Chuckles]

[Timer Bell Dings] Voila.

Dave's favorite lasagne is ready.

[Theodore] No, Frankie!

It's hot!

[Sizzling] Aaaah! Oww-eee!

I'll get it.

Might I suggest oven mitts?

[Dave] Fellas, I'm home! Frankie! Outside!

Huh? [Groans]

Huh? [Sniffs]

[Growls]

Fellas, guess who's playing at the premiere tonight?

- Great! - Mmm.

Something smells great. Lasagne?

Simon? Theodore?

W-What is it?

Alvin would never go anywhere without his cap.

Where's Alvin?

[Roars, Sinister Chuckle]

What is he doing?

I think he wants to play Charades.

Ohh! Hmm.

No, No, Nanette? The hunchback?

[Muttering]

[Sinister Chuckle] [Gasps]

The doctor took Alvin!

Guys, quit playing around. You've got a premiere to get to.

We're leaving right now.

See you there. [Monster Growls]

Gee, Alvin sounds like he's getting a cold.

[Laughing, Chattering]

[Dr. Frankenstein] ♪ I'm Sammy, Sammy, Sammy ♪

♪ I'm a squirrel squirrel, squirrel ♪

♪ Smartest little rodent in the whole dingy world ♪♪

Ack! I can't get that annoying song out of my head.

You have ruined my beloved monster,

and I shall have my revenge.

You shall be the raw material...

in my latest experiment.

Not so fast, mister.

Don't you have to have a signed permission slip from my parent or guardian?

Joke while you can, chipmunk.

I am going to turn you into a mindless zombie.

Have you ever seen a mindless zombie?

Are you kidding? I live in Hollywood.

[Theodore] Hurry! We gotta save Alvin!

Finally!

My fiendish formula is finished!

Try saying it three times quickly.

My fiendish finally is formally f-f-fumpt.

My final fingly fish--

My fingle fumm-- formbilize-- femm--

Never mind!

You little pest!

Drink this before it eats through the beaker.

No way. It might stunt my growth.

[Giggles]

Quite the contrary.

Excuse us. Monster. Wow.

Monster commg, through. Hey!

[Theodore] Hurry!

[Man] Wait!

Can I get a shot of you with my wife?

[Sighs] All right.

[Grunting]

Wait!

What now?

[Chuckles] Is this diet or regular?

What's going on in there?

I don't know,

but it's locked.

[Alvin] Wait!

Hey! There's another door.

Yecch.

Now for 50,000 volts...

to complete the process.

- [Gasps] - You think the other one was a monster?

Wait till you see what you turn into.

[Grunting]

[Panting] It's no use.

Oh, what are we gonna do?

[Laughing Hysterically]

What's the matter with us?

Oh, Frankie!

Frankie. Bad door.

[Roaring]

[Electricity Zapping]

[Continues Laughing]

[Groaning]

[Snorting]

[Roaring]

[Snarling]

[Electrical Circuits Humming, Winding Down]

Wow.

Alvin! Are you okay?

I-I think so-- Oww!

[Groaning, Coughing]

I don't get it.

The formula I fed him is foolproof.

Perhaps another jolt.

I don't believe that's the problem.

Wait a minute! Give me that notebook!

Over my dead body!

You've come to the right place.

- Yaaah! - This ought a stop him.

[Shrieks]

You're breaking my brains!

[Growling]

Hurry guys!

My poor babies. Papa's here.

[Monster Growling]

Alvin! Run!

[All Panting]

[Panting]

You won't escape so easily,

my little lab rat.

[Snoring] Alvin, what did the doctor give you to drink?

I don't know. Some purple junk.

Hmm. "Cartoon Monster-Maker Frappe.

"Serve cold with 50,000-volt chaser.

Then wait three minutes."

Uh-Oh. Hey, Alvin!

Here's your cap.

Huh?

Aah! Aaaah!

H-Help!

Oh! Aaaah!

Whoa-oa-aah!

[Air Escaping]

Don't touch that cap!

Aah!

Huh?

What are you lookin' at, big boy?

[Groans, Yelps]

- [Gasps] - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[Laughs] I told you we'd get wet!

[Gasps] They've disappeared again?

No, no, no!

Tell me you're joking.

Mr. Seville, you're not smiling.

Look at that.

Mr. Yesman, calm down. I'm sure that--

I give you a second chance, and this is how you repay me?

All right. It's no more Mr. Yes Man.

Your chipmunks will never eat nuts in this town again.

Take your hands off me.

You're frustrated. I understand.

But do not threaten my boys.

They may be late, but they're not monsters.

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! [All Screaming]

[Growls] [Dave] Alvin?

Thank goodness! He's coming!

Hah!

Right at us! Ohhhh!

Aha!

[Laughs]

Anybody want ice?

[Simon] Maybe Alvin's in here.

Hold it! Chipmunks?

Chipmunks. Chipmunks.

I-I'm sure we're on the list.

Yep. Go on in.

Oh, my.

Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

We've got to stop Alvin quickly, or our careers--

Are history!

And that's my worst subject.

Well, not counting math.

Eureka! The antidote!

Great!

Oh, no.

I have no idea where to find these ingredients.

"Inert marine ova, the lower limbs of an amphibian,

bovine oral organs--"

Hey! The buffet table!

Theodore, this is hardly the time for a snack.

No! It's the antidote! Look!

Caviar, frog's legs, beef tongue--

Oh. yuck!

Uh, what else?

[Sinister Giggling]

[Laughing Hysterically]

Huh?

Alvin, what do you think you're doing?

I-I need counseling.

[Whistles] Quickly.

Out of my way! I must get in!

You got an invitation?

No! But, uh--

[Gasps]

I'll have you fired for this!

[Chuckles] Can't fire me. My uncle's a producer.

[Splash, Liquid Sloshing]

Now only one more item.

Gastropoda "escargota."

Got it!

[Theodore Gasps] Olivia de Handlotion!

Oh, I loved you in The Sun Also Sets...

and To Kill a Hummingbird.

Oh, and Lady Evil.

You should have gotten an Oscar for that one!

[Gasps] Yes! That's what I told them!

You shouldn't eat that.

You'll spoil your girlish figure.

Oh! You're absolutely right.

Gotcha!

What's with Alvin?

He's behaving like a-- like a--

Monster? Exactly!

We know.

Mr. Seville!

Tell me you've got everything under control.

[Chuckles] Everything's fine.

There's nothing to worry about.

[Chain Saw Revving] Whoa!

Okay, who needs a toothpick?

[Screaming] [Yelling]

Now all we have to do is catch Alvin...

and make him ingest this miserable goo.

Yuck! Even I wouldn't eat that mess.

Houston, we have a problem.

Apparently this stuff won't work unless Alvin eats it...

while he's upside-down.

[Crowd Cheering]

Do you see him anywhere?

[Alvin] Whoo-hoo-hoo! Unfortunately, yes.

[Alvin] Hey! Buddy boy!

Hey

Can I have your autograph?

Sure, kid.

"Bud Wiley."

You stink! [Laughing Hysterically]

Hey.

Hey!

Excuse me, darling.

Aah!

Nice try, Pops, but next time change your cologne.

Yaaaah!

[Grunting]

Sammy to the rescue! Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!

Let go of me, you disgusting...

yet compassionate rodent.

[Alvin] Look out!

[Guests Screaming, Shouting]

Try and catch me, Buddy boy!

Ice? [Chuckles]

[Grunts] [Alvin Laughing]

When I catch you, I'm gonna make chipmunk stew!

Last one up's a rotten egg! [ Laughs]

- [Grunting] - [Dave] Alvin!

Be careful!

Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, Buddy, Buddy-- Uh-oh.

[Crowd Screaming] [Alvin Screaming]

Sammy to the rescue!

Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!

[Bud] Help! Someone get me down from here!

Ahem. May I borrow this? [Gasps]

Here we go, pal, and we only get one shot.

Hmm.

One...

two...

bombs away!

[Gulp]

[Groans, Gasps]

[Dave] No, no, no! This can't be!

Hey, pal, how'd we get up here?

[Grunting]

Oh, my gosh. It's Bud Wiley!

You're my favorite. Could I have your autograph?

[Bud Screaming]

Gotcha!

Guys, grab the other end.

Aaaah!

[Both Screaming]

[Crowd Cheering]

Marvelous! Oh. It was fabulous.

The best publicity stunt I've ever seen.

Especially the part where you screamed like a girl.

Huh?

Yes, that was phenomenal!

My job is saved.

I mean, thank goodness Alvin is all right.

Perhaps h-he could still perform?

Thanks, guys. Now let's give 'em a concert they won't forget.

[Yelps]

I'm too late!

Or am I?

Reversing the formula takes a few minutes.

If I can just zap him quick,

I'll have my zombie.

[Audience Chattering]

[Emcee] Ladies and gentlemen, Alvin and the Chipmunks!

Wunderbar! [Audience Cheering, Applauding]

[Laughing] It's working!

- Huh? - [Roaring]

No! Don't! Nice monster! Nice monster!

Don't! Wait! Help me! Somebody help me!

Whoa! I'm dizzy! Don't do this!

No! Don't! Wait! Aaah! [Grunting]

Aaaaaah! Ohhhhh!

Thank you so very much.

Alvin! You're still you!

Oh, Frankie! You saved him!

[Chuckling]

[Gasping, Murmuring] Oh, it's a monster!

He's hurting that little chipmunk!

Oh, my gosh! Theodore!

[Growling]

[All Shouting] Get him! Get him!

[Continues Growling]

[Roaring]

- Huh? - No!

Wait-- Ohh! Outta the way, kid!

[Continues Roaring]

[Yelling, Screaming]

Put him down, Frankie.

Frankie, down.

[Grunts]

Now, anyone who lays a hand on him, well, uh--

well, you won't like it.

I-I mean, you're just mean to him...

because he looks like a monster.

But, well, how do you know that I'm not the monster? [Roars]

What's that saying? You can't judge a book by its pages?

[Whispers] By its cover, Theodore.

Yeah.

So, well, maybe his cover isn't so great,

but his pages are really, um--

Uh, well, you know what I mean.

[Grunting Happily]

[Imitates Grunting] Too.

Thank you.

[Gasps]

You the monster! [All Cheering]

Ohh. [Groans]

[Gasps] I'll get that Alvin yet,

as soon as I get rid of this stupid costume.

Stupid-- Stupid thing--

No. No!

I'm trapped! I'm doomed!

Doomed to be Sammy Squirrel...

forever!

[Dr. Frankenstein] Is everybody feeling Sammy?

Nyuk-nyuk! How about you, kid?

[Mother] Oh, dear!

Come on, Sammy.

Isn't it just about time for your theme song? Hmm?

♪♪ [Upbeat Melody]

[Whimpering] Not the theme song.

Hiya, folks.

[Murmuring, Laughing]

♪ I'm Sammy, Sammy, Sammy ♪

♪ I'm a squirrel squirrel, squirrel ♪

♪ Smartest little-- ♪♪ Ugh.

[Sighs] I hate my life.

[Chattering]

We've got an hour till our next show.

Come on! Let's go see Frankie!

Wasn't that great of the park people to give him a job?

Hey! We deserve the credit.

After all, we taught him how to talk.

[Passengers Screaming, Groaning]

[Tires Skidding] Ohh!

[In Chipmunk Voice] Anybody here from out of state?

[Tires Skid] Ohh! Ohh!

Hey, there he is!

Whoa-ohh-ohh!

Unfortunately you also taught him how to drive.

[Tires Skidding]

[Thunder Rumbling]

[Dr. Frankenstein] ♪ The foot bone is connected to the leg bone ♪

♪ The leg bone's connected to the f-- to the-- ♪♪

[Sighs] How does that song go again?

[Chipmunks] ♪ Them bones, them bones ♪ ♪ Ohhh ♪

♪ Them bones, them bones Ooooh-ooh ♪

♪ Them bones, them bones ♪ ♪ Ohhh ♪

♪ Let's all sing along ♪

♪ Dr Frankenstein connected them dry bones ♪

♪ Dr Frankenstein connected them dry bones ♪

♪ Dr Frankenstein connected them dry bones ♪

♪ Let's all sing along ♪

♪ Your foot bone connected to your ankle bone ♪

♪ Your ankle bone connected to your leg bone ♪

♪ Your leg bone connected to your knee bone ♪

♪ Let's all sing along ♪

♪ Your knee bone connected to your thigh bone ♪

♪ Your thigh hone connected to your hip bone ♪

♪ Your hip bone connected to your backbone ♪

♪ Let's all sing along ♪

♪ Them bones, them bones gonna walk around ♪

♪ Them bones, them bones gonna walk around ♪

♪ Them bones, them bones gonna walk around ♪

What a scary sight!

♪ Your backbone connected to your shoulder bone ♪

♪ Your shoulder bone connected to your neck bone ♪

♪ Your neck bone connected to your head bone ♪

♪ And that's where I hang my cap ♪

♪ Disconnect them bones them dry bones ♪

♪ Disconnect them bones them dry bones ♪

♪ Disconnect them bones them dry bones ♪

♪ Let's all sing along ♪

♪ Your head bone connected from your neck bone ♪

♪ Your neck bone connected from your shoulder bone ♪

♪ Your shoulderbone connected from your backbone ♪

♪ Your backbone connected from your hip bone ♪

♪ Your hip bone connected from your thigh bone ♪

♪ Your thigh bone connected from your knee bone ♪

♪ Your knee bone connected from your leg bone ♪

♪ Your leg bone connected from your ankle bone ♪

♪ Your ankle bone connected from your foot bone ♪

♪ Them bones, them bones ♪ ♪ Ohhh ♪

♪ Them bones, them bones Ooooh-ooh ♪

♪ Them bones, them bones ♪ ♪ Ohhh ♪

♪ Let's all sing along ♪

,♪ And that's the end of our song ♪

♪ And that's ♪

♪ The end ♪

♪ Of our song ♪♪

[Alvin] Yeah!