All language subtitles for A fool and his money (2011-2012)

Hi I'm David de Tauber.

You're about to watch my play a fool and his money is one of my favorites

I hope you enjoy

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Get the phone I'm in the bathroom.

I'm getting ready for work, Jr. Good to fall in my clothes

Tammy Get your butt up and get the phone.

Ah get the phone.

Thank you grandma I love you.

Thank you mom. I love you.

Jordan I love you.

Everybody loved grandma do all the cleaning

all the cooking my knees hurting

my back is aching,

but my God is getting

Jesus saves tablets.

I'll see if I get it for you. Tommy

Tommy I'm sorry baby.

Tabby is still sleeping. But wait a minute.

What is the last time you'll be the church will know

that you go to church that God will bless you.

So you gonna go to church?

All right, I'll take your message

Jehovah Jireh. Thomas.

Oh, baby. I'm sorry. She's still sleeping.

But wait a minute. What is the last time you paid your time?

Don't you know if you pay your tithes that God will bless you.

So you don't pay your time.

All right, then I'll take your message.

Morning majority morning David.

How are you? Well, sites from freezing to death.

I'm fine. Oh, how are you feeling?

Well, you know, my knees are hurting and my back is aching.

But my God is getting better. That's good.

Listen, Tom. We got a few messages here.

Which will make sure that she gets them met.

We're gonna go upstairs and slow down a little bit more.

Hey, I'll put some more ointment on your knees when I get home.

Oh, thank you, baby. Always thinking about me.

Take your time. Now you hear?

I'm gonna miss you. Lie. All right,

I'm gonna see you around for Bye.

Bye.

Tabitha Marie Jordan.

Oh, what? Don't you want me a lady?

You've been out all night. Um, no,

you ain't just getting in this house. Let me tell you something.

Only two things stay open all night. That is liquor stores and legs.

And you look mighty sober too. me.

Why are you annoying?

You're out with Smith again, weren't you?

Anytime a man keeps you out all night,

he doesn't respect you.

I wish you would have stayed with that, Darryl boy that went off to the
Navy.

Let's say you should have stayed with.

Daryl is the one who left me, remember? And anyway,

God, why are you all in my business all the time?

You ain't old enough to have no business.

Now when you have a house and you have some kids and you paying some bills,

then you can have your business.

You are so young

you need to get some sleep.

Can I get you anything? No, thank you, baby.

I made this for you. I'm gonna go up because I'm sleeping.

Okay, I see you later. I love you, Daddy.

I love you too, baby.

I love you more.

I love what she does that.

Bye, daddy. Bye baby.

I love my sleep

morning

don't you Good morning me.

Do you know that it is 730 in the morning and

Tabitha is just now getting in?

She's blahblah staying at a girlfriend

you know how those kids are today?

I know how Tabitha is now you need to say something to her James before she
gets into trouble.

Oh, I gotta get up out of here before I am late to work

James please say something to your daughter.

I will don't forget

want them to forget

Hi, Dad. Oh oh Jr. Wait, wait.

Gotcha report God in the mail.

Your mom and I didn't raise no dumb children.

who raised me that

was the problem. Oh, obviously there is a problem come on.

So now so now you see

history D math. D sides.

D gem D basket

weaving D?

Well, you got to you got to spend more time with those grades

and less with the girls.

That is not about no girls.

What's it about them?

I've been going to class I've been out trying to find a job

so I can help out around here.

That's not your responsibility.

Your responsibility is to go to school and learn

not to make money for this family.

Well, daddy, somebody needs to what?

Look I'm tired of this broken down house.

I'm tired of never having any heat.

I'm sick of going to school in the same clothes

that can't learn in the same clothes

but that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Now we may be poor and money but we're rich and spirit

you know we've always had a roof over our head

food on the table and clothes on our backs

no matter how many times a week we have to wear besides JR

What kind of job you think you're going to find out there without a decent
education.

I don't want you to end up like me work in manual labor your whole life.

I want you to do well in high school so that you can get a scholarship to
college

graduate and get a good job a good career

that's all I have to say about

you know that's what it is. Okay, I got it.

No, no, no, no, no, no. There's no arguing about this.

You will go to school. You will learn and

you will be thankful for what we have him

Yeah, can I go now

go go. Well, what were you going to do was that way finna get a biscuit.

Oh no, no, no. No.

Bs get you biscuits

these do not

you made me go to school home.

Okay, okay. Hi. I love you grandma.

I love your show baby bees.

Equal biscuits. A you get

a throwing some applesauce.

So but as James

you're doing here by yourself

just trying to straighten up a little bit sing a little song

that I used to rock you to sleep with

you remember that song?

Is a little baby

no Rockabye baby

no

since I lost my baby James Jr

you know that's not the song I used to rock you to sleep with

that old rugged cross

that's it. Sing a little bit of that for me.

Grandma I think I think you have it

so I'm gonna go in the kitchen right

come back here on how

far away you

stood in Oh

rogue aircraft and

suffering

I love that

oh crow's

nest and best for last see

grandma you're killing it

Come help me sing the song

so I cherish the rug and

crawl but I sing James

too much Ralph

hey hi

will cling to the old

knowledge

is a Hyundai

the season Go

Daddy house

James Jr. Famous one day baby.

Oh no you keep it up

just a minute

Hey mother, Georgia. I'm just fine.

How you doing? I'm doing so good to see you looking good as always.

Thank you Tabitha. Here she was.

I have some roses for Rose.

Oh.

These flowers are so beautiful.

It just reminded me of the God

speaking of the last time you had Holy Communion,

oh man. I don't Recall you know,

the Sunday as first Sunday,

you ought to consider going to church with me.

Mother jornais will be an honor to attend church with you.

Like I'm part of family.

Thank you.

I'll get tatted for you. Thank you Miss Smith is down here to see you.

Hi. You'd be sweet baby.

We're not as sweet as you but I'll try mother joy.

I'll put those as a room similar to ours so they can say beautiful for a
lifetime.

Just like you

all right now this is one raggedy joint up me here.

Christmas lights in the middle of February.

Say hey look good girl.

Maybe let me ask you something.

What was the last time you went somewhere?

I mean just got up and out in soda world.

Wow, I never really saw the world before

you really seen the world?

Well, how am I making my responsibility to show it to you baby?

Take you to exotic places like France Fiji

what have you that afraid of heights

maybe because I'm gonna take you stray to the top

looky here looky here

if in a my future mother in law

I'd be much better off if you would stop coming around here.

You know, you don't have to talk to him like that.

He hasn't done anything new. You know what?

I'm gonna go upstairs and get my coat

so we can get on up out of her house

you're not fooling me. I know what you're up to.

Now I want you to stay away from here

and stay away from my daughter.

Come Well, you know I can't do that Mrs. J.

I kind of love your daughter.

She's like a little ball of clay you know.

Just need the right set her hands to mold her

and make you probably have the potential of your home

many many many moons ago.

Department had the right man around a captain yo ship.

I know Mr. J is slowed down a bit gotten caught got

Oh, tell me Mrs. Jones. When was the last time your ship left the poor

let me tell you something. Why?

Whether my ship stays on if the port is none of your business.

You're feisty little Cougar I'm like a scumbag

Get out of my house. Man

you've been working out boy I keep up with you

looking good boy. Hey, baby.

Hey, where y'all going? Tonight?

What's gonna take your lovely daughter out for not only me.

I wish I could go

you need some money? Oh, no, no, daddy.

Oh, don't insult your father like that.

Anything would be fine, sir.

Let me let me give you a go my man.

Thank you so well. Maybe for a little tip. Oh,

Tip. Tip.

I forgot to fill up with gas

money. Hey. You got to drive.

You know thank you much appreciate ya my little thing.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

See you later.

Oh, Mrs. J. You and Mr. J have a very pleasant evening.

Angus away.

Taking money from my dad really?

Come on your daddy's little girl. You got to take care of his baby.

That's right. Right, right.

I like that boy. He's all right.

James, you're a fool.

What Now Sarah?

Why do you like him so much? He's no good for Tabitha. Why can't you see
that?

Because he treats my prints as well. And I like that.

Are you kidding me? He's disrespectful.

he disrespects Tabitha. he disrespects me.

And he disrespects our home.

And you gave him my hard earned money.

I'm out here working every day to make

what? Your money.

I thought it was our money.

James and that's not what I meant. Yeah.

Okay. Well, what did you mean, sir?

We keep trying, day after day, year after year.

And it seems like the harder we try, the less we have.

When is it going to be our turn? When are we going to ever have something?

When soon baby soon soon soon?

I'm tired, James. I know you are I know you're

tired of struggling.

Mom, Dad Who up is having a million dollar giveaway?

Check it out look

up hello you're on the air Hello?

Hello my speak with Kevin Jones. Kevin boy

anymore Can you believe that dirty scum of the

earth right now? Let's try again.

W h UB hello you're on the air left Virginia.

Mr. Jenkins this is W H UB.

If you can name the phrase that pays in the next 30 seconds

you can win $1 million dollars

my grandson listens to who?

He he told me that the pregnant patient is Racks

on racks on racks oh no I'm sorry.

That's not it. And that's our last call for the day.

Tune in tomorrow for your chance to win $1 million

Do you know what this means?

All he had to say was have a baby

that's the phrase that's a million dollars okay

I hear you

What would you do if you want a million dollars

Hey would know what to do with $100

Let alone a million dollar

James Jr. Grandma

cook your favorite dish was Mother pork chops

and the greatest so good it'll make you smack your grandma

smack your Grandma

Grandma whatever they hand on you

bring me out a few and I'm smother porkchop

oh no my brother

You gotta get your

you know you gotta get your daddy

still hungry

what at least I graduated

those who are going to have more debt for a million dollars

I could help Sarah heck I can help the whole family

I can help myself over million dollars Imagine that.

Never happened to folks like us

this is radiator.

James Can you do something about that?

Please? This pilot light is

so broke. I can't even dream about money.

Honey, I want to take a bath a nice warm soap

before dinner. Okay, y'all gonna be

hungry tonight? Are you expecting one of these old crusty

water Honey

I'll be mad when somebody called me one

girl please you know I don't pay my mother.

No mine as soon as I turned 21

I'm getting up out of this icebox.

What do I got a job? Girl I got a man.

That's my job. Just don't tell my mother I said that.

You owe him right now.

I'll call you later by

Cheryl Tabitha Murray.

Can I come in?

I was just on my way out

who was cold out here and I was just on my way in.

Wow. Have you been? I mean,

you still looking good as ever?

Oh, what was that?

Well, look, I got some good news.

And I just want to share with you

I just received my commission I'm an officer now.

Which means I don't have to travel anymore.

And you know me I was thinking I can settle down

I was I was actually hoping we can settle down.

I don't have much but what I do have you know

I want to I want to share with you.

You've got some nerve.

You think we're supposed to wait just pick up where we left off

because you're back after you.

Upton went off to the Navy to be all you can be.

That's not the Navy or the army. Or whatever it was.

Wasn't here with me. Look, baby, I'm

sorry. I need a time I wasn't ready.

I need time to grow up and become a man.

But I'm ready now. I'm here.

I'm yours.

And I'm late and not trying to hear this right now. Look,

I'm sorry for leaving your tab

open his door girl it's cold out here.

It's out of the open his door Alaba off

and pop and blow this raggedy thing down his door

goes cold out there

Hey nothing was nice

oh yeah we'll go

surprise surprise surprise

look what we got here Antoine Fisher

Smith

so maybe

even graduated chat

oh man not yet I'm on a 10 year plan

I think I graduate just in time for the class reunion

I know you're gonna be there in a little suit Ain't you

still a lot of mouth you know Smith

one of these days somebody on clothes fit

well one day but not today

you know Darrow

So what brings you around these parts man?

I thought I left something.

Oh, you talked about somewhere right up in here.

I mean what what were you looking for? Let me tell me what it looked like.

What Oh, I know

you ain't talking about this critical thing here.

Because that poor little thing is Smith's property.

Smith's property. Oh yeah, that's dumb as Tony baby

he was phony baby tell me

so why don't you trot over here

and get Daddy some sugar baby snip a woman

I said come on give me some sugar yeah

are you tastes just like chicken.

So looking Antoine, I don't see any battleships on sea snipers.

So I guess you best be going Matt

Smith and I were just leaving.

So Darrell just please tell your mother that I

don't know. You tell your moms that we say hello.

We as an us, us but that's a pronoun.

See? And it's not what you thought I was ever.

So now you can go as an exit.

That's a verb and action.

We're just saying what's your answer?

Well, you know how do you also put it out there?

Oh, you got a little grip on you can turn a little snow.

Oh you straw no Hercules Hercules.

Well if you don't let go of my hand.

Smith I'm a Navy SEAL Do you think I'm gonna really let you get to that

I'm already there

baby okay, yeah,

me the door for you Antoine.

Yes

Come on, Antoine. It's time to get out of here man.

Let me help you out. Yeah.

On your left your left your left

right left right left left right left

died left alone should have shot

Did you really have to be so mean the other man in my face

I just saw Darrell

little bit isn't my favorite inner city mates er.

How are you doing young lady?

Get away from me Smith Hey, Tabitha

tomorrow just don't start with me right now.

This call tabby?

James, did you see Tabitha and that crazy Smith?

She didn't look all that happy to me. She looked like she was crying.

Anyway we have another shut off notice from the phone company.

Do you think you could pay this with your check this week?

I don't get paid for another week. James

James, what's wrong?

got off the bus for work this morning.

showed up at the factory in and what?

By the recession baby a goddess and a lock on the gate and everything.

No warning nothing. Just some

Some stiff in the suit anything else our last check the nice little card

and said thank you thank you

for taking two buses to work every day for 17 years

thank you for hustling hard work

overtime and double time

we don't need you anymore

17 years I worked only took off twice

when Jr was born

when daddy died

I gave him my sweat and my blood

I gave them my life

they wouldn't even let me get my things

wouldn't even let me get my things

James What are we gonna do

I spoke to Mr. Harold over at the cleaners

he said there might be a possibility of a job for me

so I'm gonna call him right now

James what are we going to do in the meantime?

We're just gonna have to believe

believe what

just

just believe that

believe that things are gonna get better

I tell you what, I believe

I believe we are two months late on our mortgage

and if we don't pay it they're gonna put us out on the street.

I believe we can't pay our light bill or gas bill

our phone bill or any other bill

I believe things are not getting better they're getting worse.

That is what I believe

just have to you will no longer except waiting for you to make

that means I have sacrificed long

and no pay and

for your trip to need

it's fine things

now another day going away

it's fine other things now that

give those things yes I'll

have to get

you're gonna say that to me.

I've been busting my ass for 17 years

proven momstown worthy

you are the man so take care

I'm not a man would have left a long time

ago.

Now I'm fed up this time it's fine

out things now.

Another day going on

it's fine things now.

I guess I'll have to get them

You don't mean that.

Anymore chains I'm sick of it.

I'm sick of you. making promises year after year

that never come true.

When your eyes change

open your eyes

it's as good as it's gonna get

just ain't good enough anymore.

Not for me.

Sarah, let's talk about this.

Don't walk away.

Sarah away from me

What are you going to turn off now?

Hello wa Juby Look man

I don't care how many seconds I got okay

look I'm going through some some stuff right now right

so I don't have time to fool around

with no phrase that pays alright so just

Just leave me alone

oh what's going on baby

a million dollars

a million

goes

Yeah no I know what that's

what I need you to come home

no extra large white Jesus

no

black Jesus what kind of black man

wants a black Jesus

I want a white Jesus big really big

yeah exactly the biggest white Jesus absolutely

ready we change it Hi Robert

I gotta go man my mama's

grandma we just want a million dollars are we supposed to change

exactly knows Mama

was money good come from this 30

Well let's just clean

dirty we want it fair and square. Yeah we did.

Oh, wait that I want that money

on my phone

but if I didn't call a radio station they wouldn't even have our numbers so

for you don't pay no bills around here.

Phone my radio I want to

I paid the bill on that.

No you didn't do about let me see

you see what you did? You upset my mom?

Has anybody at least prayed about this?

Mother Jordan, I don't mean to be disrespectful

but it seems like our prayers have been answered.

Do you like the yellow green or the green?

I like the green

Can you even prayed about this?

Mama?

I prayed for this.

We all have right yeah, Mama

What was that scripture that you used to use to say to us

weeping may endure for a night actually

but joy joy come up in the morning

Well Hello good morning

Diane's gonna get me my Bible.

Oh no trouble now

y'all we're in trouble now.

Is racket going on here?

We from First Timothy.

Oh not Timothy.

Six chapter 10 Verse three

for the love of money is the root of all evil.

How much are you?

Hello evil some

evil not Ali.

Ali Ali. start to bring the boogie man up in this

scripture up in this moment

you ain't the only one

and no scripture

no

no

Jr get the Bible get the Bible

don't get the Bible get the Bible

and let's see turn to

Genesis is in the beginning right

I'm just checking just checking i

Oh hold on Hold on

Come on help me out

Jesus help me out

Proverbs

The the 13th chapter 22nd verse

that really shouldn't

come on Jesus come on Jesus

wealth of the wicked

with the wealth of the wicked is stored up for the just

for who

for the gentleman who was just

just us

okay I want to hold on

Third John

the first chapter second verse

Hi read that maybe

we should just quit

below

Junior beloved boy

the boy really needs school

beloved above all things

I wish that there would world prosper

even as the soul prospers

not just thou

but ya some

point

Mama Mama Mama. Look at us.

I mean look at this house.

Even even a hammy downs have been handed down.

Sarah, how long has that sweater been in the family?

I think since slavery.

I think it was chicken George's

chicken, George mama.

Every rough side of the mountain there will ever be.

We've climbed barefoot.

Okay, mom.

With this money. I can finally do something I always wanted to do

want to start my own construction company.

Work for myself. You know daddy taught me how to use my hands.

Hmm. And how would you feel?

How would you feel to finally say goodbye to that potbelly stove in there

that barely keeps the meat warm.

Hmm. Exactly. Sarah.

You always wanted to be a doctor, right?

Well, that's always been a dream of mine.

I just never had the time or money.

And now we have both. Dr. Sarah Jordan.

You want it in the ER? How's that sound?

Baby girl. Now we know how much you love clothes.

So why don't you learn how to design them?

I would love to do that. But how would I do that?

Fit?

Fashion Institute of Technology's right.

That sounds Oh a lot better than Community College.

It is. It really is.

I want to go to California

I want to see the city's beaches.

Kick it with my favorite celebrities

all you got to do is learn

how to spell celebrity first

you got to learn how to spell California first

you got to learn how to spell move for

not cold yeah, yeah that is cold

but it's true but but you know what?

This money will keep us warm.

Black people were always always praying all our lives

but when it finally comes we are too scared to embrace it

well I am scarred mama da you scarred

I scare you scarred baby girl.

Junior High never scared

I'm not scared anymore mom. Not this time.

And as head of this house

we are embracing this money this

is miracle well

as the neck talking to the head

I've heard horror stories about the lottery

and how it's torn families apart.

Can you all promise me that

we won't let this money come before God and our family?

I promise grandma

and Grandma I will never put anything for you.

Oh your biscuits

the bad times didn't change us

Why should the good

the wealth of the wicked mama stored up for the just

well we don't keep this money

what is that?

That's the new doorbell dummy get it

I gotta be done.

Dummy up in this house

can I help you? I'm here to take you to dinner.

Take her to dinner

this is the Jordan's residence correct

no way

Give me a second

that is a white man at the door trying to take us to dinner.

Calm down James

Will you please calm down James Jr. Esquire.

Oh. You act as if we've never been received before for SOPA

Yes, quite.

That we never been received for separate before.

Especially by some white dude. Why are you talking like that? What?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

I will not allow that kind of language in my home.

White Man black man black man white man.

Those colors only matter to the poor and downtrodden.

We are rich. The only color that matters to us is green.

Yes, I am platinum. Yes, daddy.

I mean, this one matches the color of matches.

And then this matches the color of my eyes.

Well, you look fabulous. wear them all

day while you're talking like that.

Okay, whoa, whoa,

Shut the front door was

I know it's too much huh?

I'm gonna go no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Come in. Let me see.

I'm gonna get a little gadget come on down here.

Yeah, pow pow, pow, pow.

James, we haven't held hands like this in years.

There's a lot that we haven't done in years

but that is about

later tonight, more sherry.

My mother, Mother

Oh, ma ma

beautiful mother Georgia

You look wonderful

Hunter. Now you see you thought that we were going to change

but we haven't changed right

let's go to dinner

thank you

I'll be right back. I think I left my purse upstairs

but gotcha gotcha whatever the thing is habits about me.

I'll be right back.

Good see grandma,

see you know, I think she's going to try to get out of this.

Okay, so I'm gonna go upstairs and make sure

that she doesn't take all night and then we go to dinner.

Make sure that white man doesn't go anywhere.

This is great. Who makes this?

It's Fendi, Fendi. Oh my gosh,

what about this one?

That one's Corrado Parana Corolla

that's the doorbell dummy get it?

You don't think this looks too young?

I love his glasses too

Bubba baby.

Uncle Skeeter. Is that true?

Skeeter mama who mosquito? This is your uncle skater.

We haven't seen him in 20 years.

Sell raw sell Ross sell.

Deal looking good after all eg come on over here.

Give your brother Lawson

who's a peanut head boy over about a dope

now that is your nephew James Jr.

James. Little video James

Do you are you sure have grown since the last time I seen

skater. He wasn't born yet.

That's grown.

Now I know this ain't who I think it is.

I know this ain't who I think it is.

Who do you think it is? Y'all I was waiting for

you to tell me who

that is. You're nice Tabitha Marie.

Tad bit tebbit. looking as good as your mama.

Oh Love was a US is what why most

Shall we among best French

yoga skeet have been to Paris Texas

daddy tell you what ain't nothing like family.

This is a Kodak moment Anybody got a camera capture this

Mama will be down in a minute.

She just said

Well, you were site for so as if it ever was one cleaner than the border
health. You've been in my closet.

Would you donate mail?

Would you what you want?

No, I was rolling through the neighborhood.

Got to thinking when is the last time we all got together and had a family
unit.

Oh, the last time we all got together and had a family reunion.

We were broke. And now we're rich.

Does it look like after Skeeter need some money?

Maybe a stylist?

Well, I know you can't tell but my attire.

But don't skate is fallen on some hard times.

And I was wondering if you could

shout to me for one day it is.

Come on now has Aqua skied ever, laddie. Yeah.

Skater. We would love to have you what?

I'll go get your room ready. We

got smelly feet who

can just stay together for one night?

You wouldn't have to have a coke because it's cold in your house.

Skater. Yeah.

Seriously, man? What are you doing here?

I mean, where you been for 20 years?

Do you really want to know? I really want to know

what had happened was you know I went

home we've got to go out every night. Going out I can

come up.

Mama Mama.

Praise law

you know it's been 20 years since I've seen you mom.

I miss you man. Now come on over here

and get your own some love.

For me, smell and light liquor.

Liquor mom is a new chewing gum cognac flavor.

You also you also may

come on guys. No

Nobody should go on this.

Well, I still do appreciate y'all.

affording me the luxury of staying in this fine Home

Aidan life family look I'm gonna go out and get my bags

you know I didn't bring much you know

loose shaving kit, some deodorant, but I appreciate this

I don't mean to impose is just for one day

One day

you know how he is Mama?

Oh oh,

I thought you said one day

a day it says 1000 year and 1000 years it says a day

but saith the Lord that is sound slash

Timothy 17 folk to seven on your FM

J legs man,

I'm gonna get dressed and go out with y'all.

Oh Skeeter got a bad back man

I can barely get across the street can

a nerd like them

I'm back

I'll get it

Hi, can I help you? Yes, I have a delivery for James Jordan.

Oh, yeah, Jr. was looking for his sneakers.

Oh, actually. He says Oh, Sr. Oh,

I wasn't aware my husband ordered anything.

I got it. I got it. I got I got it. I got it.

I gotta bring it into here. My man right here.

Come on. Okay. Bring it in.

Bring it and put it right there. Right there. Right. Okay, right.

Yeah, no. Okay, right. I did. Okay. Okay.

What do I need to sound right here in Michigan.

All right. Excuse me.

You want to just kind of my thing.

All right. I hear what you're gonna do, brother?

I don't know. I'm gonna do that.

And there's a smiley face. You know what?

I'm gonna give you some for your service.

Oh, you know, I'm all about the work

and I spent 17 years on the line.

And every day.

Let it go. wife and kid.

Oh, Nah, man. Oh, well, I was gonna give you those.

Oh, wife and kid. Okay, I got a kid.

Oh, yeah, kid. Yeah. Little squishy toys.

Okay, you got pets? I got a zoo, man, man.

A whole zoo. You gotta feed him.

You gotta have a good day, bro. Thank you.

All right. Oh, man. Man. I've been waiting for this my whole life.

But what is it?

It's a portrait.

Well, let's see.

In due time in due time.

Come on. I I got it. I got it.

Thank you for being so silly.

It's a very, very delicate thing

What?

What? Oh, yeah.

A portrait of Lina

Sorry. Sorry. Out of respect.

I think you should refer to her as Miss Horne.

I of course on the other hand, am on a first name basis.

Haha, you wouldn't believe the kind of deal I got.

And it is worth every single penny.

How many pennies Was it worth James?

A few. A few.

How much was it James?

A few 1000.

How few 1000.

How few? How few

well you know about but

that much say Got again.

75,000 But they wanted 76 gems

you spent $75,000 on Lena.

Miss Horne and yes, I did. James

I can't believe you wasted 75,000

What? What a

wasted? Wasted Lina please don't pay her any attention.

Don't listen to your beautiful ears.

Let me tell you some. Lena Horne is black royalty.

She honors our home you know what?

I didn't say anything when you went and you bought all those shoes and
bags?

My shoes were only $2,000 Oh yeah,

but 20 pair of them.

That's $40,000

And how about the bag humble? All these bags? How much one?

One bag is only 1000 My goodness. Yeah, but

30 of them is $70,000.30

plus 40 is $70,000 spent for many many useful things

you on the other hand spent $75,000 on one useless thing.

Useful useless. Yeah, useless.

Yeah. Okay, sir. Oh, okay.

You put your foot in it now baby.

Oh, no, no, it's all you take it back.

Take it back now I'm taking the back Come on.

No, not taking it back.

Take it back now. No, we'll get the door

I'm not getting the door. You'll get the door.

I've been getting the door for 20 years.

I think it's time for change around here

you're right James.

Thank you. Lena.

Get the door

it is Miss porn wearing a picture

it's a portrait

Mama

Mama Get the door no problem.

There's no problem. I just want you to get the door

well then you get the door.

I am the million dollar man. Not the door man.

You won't be a dead man in case

you get the door get to door one.

Boy, if you don't take your sandwich,

but over and open that door. I'm telling you something.

Or open the door

yeah

what is going on around here?

Y'all get a little bit of money and you think you just go crazy.

I'm not getting the door. No.

Not getting the dog

All right, I'm getting the dog excuse me, Lena.

I'll be right back.

Hey, stay

as long as you live.

Don't you ever let a woman run your life or tell you what to do?

Because once they do, they will never ever stop.

Unless Her name is Lena.

Debbie, Debbie Smith is here for you.

And you know what? I'm going in the kitchen and

I'm going to eat the food

that I paid for with my money.

Good.

Julia Hey, we're so big da Smith.

Oh seven, you. Boy you are so my top salesman last week.

Congratulations. Your trial period is over.

It's time to put you on payroll.

Start making some real paper and as a token of my appreciation.

A few extra eight balls in there for you

for all your hard work and dedication.

A Smith and I've been pushing for you.

Another question for you. But I only needed somebody to help out around the
house.

Yeah. Good now.

Ah, okay. So you use me when you were down.

Now you got a little change in your pockets.

You think you can just stop that's how you think it works.

Thank you so much. Have you stopped when I tell you to?

Unless you want your family know the reason you've been cutting classes

that what you want? Is that okay. All right.

Okay, I didn't think so. Now have you back tonight? Right, Smith?

I'm coming I'm sorry.

Hey. Something about school.

He's okay. But how is the most beautiful and

most richest woman in the world?

Is it true baby? We wish I knew it.

I knew it. Virginia State, steadfast, unmovable always abounding.

How much have you got baby? Yeah,

well, daddy gave me a credit card with a limit of up to $100,000

He didn't want a hunt you go you got $100,000

We could do with that baby a whole lot.

I can take that whole 100 we flip that

I just because you wish don't me you're not gonna need me.

No, that's not what I'm saying.

When you say I mean you say it again.

I can't you know say it again.

That's what I thought you said let me ask you a little ghetto princess.

You don't always need me

see I was here before the money came and

I'll be here long after Lee believe that

Yeah, take this take your time.

Wait wait what?

I said Jesus is mine

Okay, Jesus mine to you

I got away with this little bra man

by taking a little bite to eat some SCIAC

right yeah

come on now I can be here all day

you go mess around and get lab girl come home

that's for me Junior away.

No. Gurman so you know what what's your

small Versace now that you got to win you can buy it.

What up? J Oh. No. See? Okay.

Hope though.

I watch. Nice fit man like this.

Listen, I'm Sachi. But

cool. That's how you feel. Yeah.

Tabitha, I've been calling you for days.

Why don't you ask?

This is Tabitha Marie Jordan again.

So let me cut everything on page 3435 and 136.

In every Caller, please. Thank you.

Excuse me? Yeah, I know how much it costs.

I'm sorry, but a couple of who's your supervisor?

That's exactly what I thought. Thank you.

Bye.

You know, I meant what I said the other day about me, you getting back
together?

You know, that stuff like a brother, girl comes up into little change.

And all of a sudden he wants to get back together.

Now. Let me see. Does he want to get with you?

Or does he want to get with your platinum American Express card?

Come on? Now, you know, that this right here and about the money?

I haven't seen you in two years? Of course.

It's about the money. I don't need your money.

All right, please. Let's be real here.

How much is Uncle Sam paying you?

What difference does it make?

Oh, don't get all sensitive. Let's just figure this out.

Let's see you make what? 14 15 bucks an hour.

Okay, let's say you make 20. So you make 20 bucks an hour.

And you work what eight hours a day that comes out to $160 a day.

And then you work about what five, six days a week.

And then they take out taxes God taxes.

So that means you make a lot less than me

less than me so

you really want to sit there and try to calculate what

I do for you because I got so much love for you.

I'm breaking off a little change

you know, I don't want your money.

Look, I know you only say an hour's because you upset with me

because I left and I'm sorry. Look,

I needed time to grow up and become a man

I needed time to grow and you tend to find myself.

Did you find yourself? Yeah.

Did you grow up?

Of course, I'm still growing.

I was hoping that maybe we can grow together

they're all you know.

You remember this time that we cut through a period

you asked me to meet you onto the beach

and you brought animal crackers and

Smuckers jelly

I remember we dream together that day.

We talked about traveling the world together.

I was gonna go to Spelman and you were gonna go tomorrow

we'd be just across the way

yeah

and then graduation came and you just left the day after

you didn't even say goodbye

that's because I never want to fire you

was too much of a coward to say goodbye

when you left

uh pardon me left to and I'm sorry

but that's just not coming back.

You don't mean that

I've been gone a long long time

but left you probably think that I'm stupid

and selfish but I really want my grandchildren

every you here to get away

good myself to care

too much right now.

No boys a soldier and we'll get through

when you were a baby

I'm back in

two late Xaro

baby I'm back in

everything away

from the looks of it, you need a brand new start.

And I'm still in love with you baby

I'm back

baby I'm back in the bed

you need a stereo for you?

Oh and I'm still in love with you

I'm sorry, Darryl. I'm just not there anymore.

You don't mean that?

I do.

So you're telling me you don't love me anymore?

I tell Don't say that.

Just leave you

don't want me to leave

but I love you

I love

you don't love me

just like everybody else or

that you love it

I don't. I don't need anybody else to love me

because I have my daddy. And that's that's all that matters. He doesn't
love this.

Sarah, Sarah, I need you to call me back.

I need you to call me back.

Daddy let the mother know I had another argument

All right now. I just don't have time right now.

I don't have time. Sarah

Look man California got the best beaches

I have never been there but look that's not the problem man

we can be an animated better watch out

Jr let me get that for you man everything

let me get you back man

we had a baby boy huh well okay

you got that from a Smith

I wanted to go make that run for you

i heard sirens cop car started coming around the corner

I didn't know what to do I ran into a building

and I flushed it down the toilet

you were

how much of a joy

all of looks me

I don't want to be selling that stuff on the streets anyway man.

It's not right you see what it does to people

I'm sorry.

You saw I mean you did what you had to do

all of it let me help you out.

Oh, you joined the Center for Social Change

COVID Open hope download don't nonsense what?

Oh, you think is I'm running Windows systems

you can check out my paper. And that's why I'm so turn investments

you will get my money join you

Smitty. That was $5,000 worth of drugs

when I was 10

What am I supposed to get $10,000 from

your sister got a credit line of 100,000

Tell me daddy give his little boy anything

only got mine for 10

I spent all I don't get any more until I graduate

boy you dominant I've done let me help you out.

If you don't get my money tonight

this virus just of yours

it's gonna be turned in $10,000 worth of tricks

a man as my sister you better not touching

well how about I burn this whole raggedy dolls down

with your whole family in it all

you got fearing Christian Juma money during the

because I liked you but I will kill you

look yeah you might need this

we'll be back tonight?

Thanks Joe

Grandma I'm in trouble

sorry grandma.

girl I know that's right. She know what I'm gonna do for you.

I'm gonna pay for you to get your hair done

because the last time I saw you Hey, I was looking at a little raggedy yam

I was looking a little push back so I'm gonna get them to fix that for you

and you don't even have to pay me back.

So next week that's the best friends

I know I'm generous I'm the generous friend

angel is not exactly sure what's up

yeah he know he's supposed to be on when the street lights come on.

Jr.

Jr

okay, you're scaring me what's going on?

Is it Is it money is whatever it is.

We can fix it. I'll get you some money right now.

eBay should leave it open like this.

Dangerous. Did I interrupt some?

No, no, just a little brother sister thing.

Okay, well, look, I'm double parked out for

I want you let me talk to you. I've always been like a big brother to him.

I think he needs his big sister right now.

It was like a man thing very proud and want to tell you

is that okay Jr?

Or we can talk when I get back.

Okay

Please don't have any waiting in the car.

We'll have you waiting when you got there for I get a ticket.

Little hubba bubba says gone now.

You find

Well,

Hey, Joey

see? That's my man. This is what I'm talking about doing?

This is good business man.

This FameBit 5g Join.

How about when your mother your dad and your grandmother get home

I get them to make up the difference

Wow. Wow. Now you're gonna shoot me?

At all? I don't for you. You're gonna shoot me?

Shoot me to enjoy your day. Shoot.

To play with you. It's not the first thing I told you.

I hate to do this to you. Because I'm gonna have to do that.

Anybody tell me what I can get some paper plates for this family reunion.

Hey, what are you doing with a gun and my mama house

on a bunch of business old magazine about you now?

Oh, no, I will see. That's gone.

gotta tell me twice. Sorry.

Actually.

This is a bigger God

boy, if you don't put their guard down, you're gonna end up in this paper.

Go obituary column.

Right next to these two paws

if you are James Jones, because I got this here.

Okay, I got this here.

Now somebody tell me what the hell going on up

and head out on some money.

I paid him what I owed him.

What's your name? Smith.

Smith. He will let me introduce you to another Smitty.

Smith and Wesson. Y'all related.

You want to salary you because I can hook that up for you partner.

You see that boy over there? That's family.

And when you mess with my family you mess it with Skeeter.

You want to die? I'm talking to you.

You want to die? No. Good.

Really my nephew? No, he paid you what he owes.

The debt is settled. Do we have an understanding?

Do we have an understanding?

Yeah, yeah.

Now get on a platter hit by blow your brains out

so you can see what you think and

a right to hell out of our house.

You report you ain't no gangster.

Crack that dough.

And if I can't do two blocks within this house,

they're gonna draw you in show boy

What the hell you doing hanging out

I would tell you selling dope

there over here a little behind on me

Are you selling dope?

Yeah

What the hell you want to do that

but black people gotta know problems as it is

high blood pressure sugar beanies.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta

selling their crap man is given one more headache to a community

that's fresh out of aspirin

quick money is dead money.

You understand me? Dead money don't throw your life away.

What are some positive join the church singing the choir.

Become a deacon. Be a pure something

let the Lord use the boy

get what you know about church

be surprised when Uncle Skeeter No

That's why me and your grandmama fella used to be a preacher

you had to give it up.

I'd rather be a sinner outside the pulpit than a hypocrite in the pulpit

See ya because I like drinking

yeah

you just can't get a good book I'll take communion

why

I mean you can but you got to drink a whole lot of

they eat up all the bread resident congregation man

because they didn't get a little piece

I had the munchies

look man I'm gonna run over here to the store.

I don't find these 99 cent paper plates for this family reunion

because we're gonna have a founder union come hell or high water

I'll be going a couple hours

look I stopped by the mailbox

it was little let in there from some guy

named girls for your sister

What do you think you're going to do?

Well, we're gonna get off and get dressed for the salary union

I'll take care tech. Got this

I got this I

know not unlike family boy.

Come in bonus day

Oh, whoa, whoa

whoa, okay. Yeah.

Thank you

nonlife family war Gong Gong

nonlife

hello oh hey Bob.

What do you mean we need to make another deposit

we deposited a million dollars how about Baba baby

mama baby

taxes but

but we want a million dollars

how much get the taxes be tax going on.

But what

Wait, did we win a million dollars or not?

Half was taken in taxes.

So it's gone all

Oh my God.

Lord. I think I'm gonna have a heart attack.

No, no, no, don't do that.

Don't do that. We can't afford it went broke again.

Okay.

It was not my mother George.

We're almost done. about

Sarah tried to kill me.

She tried to kill me. She messed everything up

and she tried to kill me to get the insurance money.

Now that

we've been up to take everything back there's not a dime left off.

Oh Tabitha, Honey, listen, don't spend any more money.

We might have to take your car back.

Tabitha Do you hear me?

Your mother?

Smith and I were in the car out front talking

and he told me that Uncle Skeeter pulled a gun out on him and Jr. Last
night

did what? I don't believe a word Smith says

and neither should you. Really mama.

Is that why I saw uncle Skeeter running out of the house

waving it you know?

So upset and he just kicked me out of the car

now he doesn't want to have anything to do with me.

Where's where skater and your brother now?

I don't know.

I don't understand. Why would skater do something crazy like that?

And you saw what he looked like when he first came up in here.

Now who knows what he's been up to for the last 20 years?

I gotta find Jr.

told y'all last night.

told his one month

James

what

the world would make him do something like that.

Why would he get a gun from you? Okay, mom

finally found some 99 cent people.

We can get this value and start it.

Where's my son?

Where is he Skeeter

answering the question. Where is my son?

James? Yes. What do you have a couple hours ago?

Yeah, no problem but I straighten that up

saying well he's straight up

Yeah, yeah, well I don't recall

any of our problems being straightened out with this

Hey man, I want you to leave my house

come on baby bro.

No Get out now.

out of luck

see everybody pretty much made up your minds

on what you think happened know what take these people plates

and use it for family

you and Yangon have with me probably

they won't be here in the first place

scelera

James

mama

none like family

nowhere gonna go get my little bag.

Yeah, me my little one night so anyway.

Oh, no.

As one dose price.

I later

nothing like family

should never let him stay in the first place.

Jr. Are you all right?

All we were so worried about you

was Walter.

Oh, what is wrong with you that he wasn't even like that.

Like what? What does it need to be like?

Let me explain it. Shut your mouth.

Shut your mouth. Okay, because there's no reason.

There is no reason that you can give for what you did. Shut it.

Well, James. I'm all packed up.

We bounce. I'm gonna skate away you go.

Don't worry about a junior.

Okay, because we know what happened.

And let me tell you something. It will never happen again.

I'm gonna skate it. You can't go. If it wasn't for you. I'd be somewhere
dead.

What? What are you talking about?

That he's really tried to kill me. What?

Uncle Skeeter came and stopped.

Why would Smith want to kill you?

Christmas deals drugs

what does that have to do with you?

I will sell him for Oh,

showing you that he only wanted to make a little bit of money.

So I can help out but then when I wanted to stop

he wouldn't let me

you're lying Jr. Smith doesn't sell drugs.

It was Skeeter Skeeter.

I wish it had never come here heavy No, Tabby Listen to me.

It's true. I've been pushing for Smith

for the past few weeks.

I went out to make one last one.

And I heard the cops and I ended up flushing it all down the toilet.

All of it $5,000 worth of drugs.

While I took the money from grandma Tabby

he said if I didn't get the money he was gonna hurt.

He's gonna hurt all of us.

You gave me a gun he said I have to do

what I had to do to get the money tonight.

Skeeter Is this true?

Yeah boy.

Why didn't you say anything?

Family don't snitch on family

well

yes those Kiera better move on long

yeah

yeah so skater better move on

oh I said I guess

oh still better move

oh wait a minute

Ain't this department somebody holds a say don't go skater.

We know you didn't do a skater

we love to ski the outsole size at the stage

Skeeter

Skeeter Shut up go

okay Big Brother

sir and thank you

make them all was family

oh oh man

oh yeah

I'm sorry oh

man on their bed beds

Grandma I'm sorry

sorry I love you

love you with all my heart

I love

mom

thought I was never go see you again

Glad you're back

mom I've been waiting for 20 years

I had dreams about you saying

Allah allow you to move

well I guess this good time

Zuni let y'all know the real reason I came back

what are those

T bills from the United States Treasury Department

probably he bought these when I was born.

Yeah mom. Mama he told me to hold on to these

and give them to the family.

He said hold on to him as long as you can.

I forgot all about it you know till three four months ago

I was cleaning the things out

on say right here

a percent compounded monthly over 47 years makes us millionaires.

Multi millionaires

olasky God forbid you came here to take out money

but you came here to bring us more money

Amen ain't nothing like

dude oh my

Hey stereo baby I'm back and I'm better this time

I had no problem

hoBRO from Alexa

with baby grin

who's still in love with you

Tabitha Marie baby I've been loving you since the first time

I laid eyes on you and I never stopped

I know I left before but

I promise you I'd never leave you again

I guess what I'm trying to say is Oh

yeah

no i

i know i just couldn't help it I mean

yeah

yeah hey go slowly roll partner

Welcome to the friends

that's good all right.

Dinner is on me and Mr. T bill

All right. Let's go

Come on

Come on, boy. Come on.

Let's go get your jacket All right.

Okay, so you don't have any squeezing outside all right.

I will spray last got it

all up scrim Tuesday

I oh no, y'all

y'all notice a bad neighborhood to come on.

A nothing like that.

Hi, I'm David Italia. Thanks so much for watching my play

a fool and his money.

We'll see you next time.