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Ah! It's just not fair!
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What not fair?
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This whole thing
with Scarlet Witch.
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Come on, Reptil.
Quit being such a sore lizard.
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(grunts)
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Oh, Hulk sick and tired
of lobster belly-aching.
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-(scoffs)
-(roars)
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Tyrannosaurus-Rex.
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(growls)
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I've been here longer
than she has.
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So why did she get to be
a full-time Squaddie before me?
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You haven't figured it out yet?
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Even Hulk knows.
Tell him, greenbean.
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-(power surges)
-Hulk?
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Hulk?
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Where did he go?
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(whistles)
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(tapping)
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-Hey, Wanda, you ready?
-(Wanda) Almost.
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You like miniature golf, right?
Wait until you try miniature bowling.
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It's so awesome.
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Sounds perfect.
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There's nothing worse than lugging around
those big, heavy bowling balls.
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(thud)
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(whistles)
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She'll be ready in a minute,
Red Wing.
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(groans, squaks)
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(strains)
Can't break the circuit,
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or we'll all be seeing Valhalla
a lot sooner than we expected.
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Thor, could you please
re-route that current and hurry?
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The switch is on the wall.
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Yeah, by the ancient curse pole.
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That's a lot of switches.
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Um, uh, let's see.
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Eeny, meeny, miney, moeth. Uh!
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Iron Man?
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Uh, where Hulk?
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Uh-duh.
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(laughs)
Oh! Iron Man sound like Hulk.
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-We're in a pocket-dimensional rift.
-Huh?
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Who are you?
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And how come you know so much?
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I know everything, I'm Nighthawk.
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With this Infinity Gauntlet,
I, Thanos, will rule the universe!
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All right, Squaddies,
time to hero up!
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♪ When the bad guys are out,All you have to do is shout now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna hero up? ♪
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♪ Well, they may not get alongBut they're always fighting strong now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna hero up? ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day? ♪
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♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll hero up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪
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♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce,Thanos ends in tears ♪
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♪ When Iron ManJoins the fight ♪
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♪ Falcon darts in from the sky,Scarlet Witch by his side ♪
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♪ Thor's hammerHas thunder's might ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day? ♪
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♪ The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll hero up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
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(groans)
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Scarlet Witch was supposed to go.
mini-bowling tonight.
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And the green guy over there,
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he had something called
Banana Whackies for breakfast.
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-Ooh!
-And lunch and dinner.
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How can he know so much?
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And how him see with eyes
all scrunched up like that?
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(laughs) Good one, Hulk.
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Iron Man, aka Tony Stark,
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you regularly visit
the following websites.
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Hey, hey!
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Hold it, Iron Man.
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You'll have your chance
in a few minutes.
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Thanos, didn't get enough of us
last time, huh?
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Quiet, Witch.
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No, I want to know
what's going on here.
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I am Grandmaster,
games man extraordinaire,
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and today, my team of heroes
is going to face a team chosen by Thanos.
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That would be you three.
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Heroes fighting heroes?
That's just a...
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-It's... fight time.
-(bell rings)
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Weighing in at a combined totalof 550 pounds,
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and hailing from another dimension,
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where they are their universe'sgreatest heroes we have,
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the Squadron Supreme.
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Power Princess, whose energy devices
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will be matched againstScarlet Witch's energy factor.
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Nighthawk, whose awesome tech factorrivals the mighty Iron Man's.
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And Hyperion,whose strength factor means
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he could run a train up a tall buildingwithout stopping once.
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Who big jaw fight? Oh!
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What if we don't want to?
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I won't send you back home,
and I'm your only way out of here.
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(laughs)
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So, what are we waiting for? Have a
taste of my invisible shield, Witch.
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-(grunts)
-(gasps)
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-(roars)
-(grunts)
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(laughs) Et cetera.
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(grunts)
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(vocalizes)
No, no, no, not here!
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And not until I blow my whistle.
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(scoffs) Hulk not care
what purple man blow.
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(growls)
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The battles will take place at three
points on the Super Hero Squad's Earth.
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Ooh!
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I'm giving Thanos home dimension
advantage. It's only fair.
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What do you know about fairness?
What does anyone know?
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The things I have seen.
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Oh, when he gets going like that,
there's no stopping him.
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Oh, please.
He won't be able to focus.
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♪ My team's going to win ♪
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♪ Sorry ♪
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Mine's more experienced.
They'll stomp yours into the ground.
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Okay, fine. So either way,
I still win. (scoffs)
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(beeps) Now you see him.
Now you don't.
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Yeah, weird.
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What is it?
Some kind of teleportation?
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'Tis magic. Wizardry! Iron Man hath also
vanished, as if swept up by the Valkyries.
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Not such a bad way to go. And Falcon
hath disappeared from his quarters.
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Hey, what about Scarlet Witch?
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Her voicemail doth answer.
And frankly, I feel dissed.
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And they made her
a Squaddie before me.
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A bad guy. A criminal.
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(beeps)
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Will you please... Numbscale?
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Aah! Come on, Wanda.
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It doesn't even take Hulk this long
to get ready.
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Then again, he doesn't smell
as good as you.
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No, not nearly as good. Uh-oh.
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There she is,
the Statue of Liberty.
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Symbol of everything
my dimension holds dear.
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Don't call me "dear."
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Look, you and me,
we stand for the same things.
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Rooting out the vermin that infests our
cities? Choking it with your bare hands?
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-Okay.
-If you're not with me, you're against me.
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(grunts)
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(grunts)
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(grunts)
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Gotcha!
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I don't think so.
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(yells)
Electrified grappler cable!
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You can put a fancy suit of armor
on it, but it's still vermin.
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This like big sandbox.
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Hulk like!
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Ooh, big kitty!
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Hulk, listen to me. I can help you.
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Maybe find you a place
on the Special Heroes Squad.
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You'll be happy there.
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(grunts)
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You think you can damage this jaw?
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It hurts me to do this.
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(yowls) Hulk, too!
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You know, we can be done with this
if you just surrender to me.
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Unconditionally, of course.
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(chuckles) Me, surrender to you?
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Listen lady, I might be a witch,
but you're an epic...
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-(grunts)
-(gasps)
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(rumbling)
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(gasps)
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(grunts)
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Some days, it just doesn't pay
to turn good guy.
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(beeps)
Alert. Missing Squaddies found.
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Except, now,
they're all over the world. Weird.
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(beeps) This tracker
will lead you to them.
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-Hence, the name.
-Huh, I can handle this,
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even though I'm not a full-time
Squaddie yet, unlike certain people.
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Okay, last warning,
Veloci-whiner.
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Oh. Oh, mine allies.
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See what Odin hath granted me,
along with my fine new armor.
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Uh, it's just your hammer, Thor.
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Aye, 'tis, but now Mjolnir hath
what men call an Easter egg.
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I can teleport.
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Linketh thine hands and...
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-Uh, really?
-No.
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-(beep)
-'Twould do well to read the instructions.
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Oh, tarry not, lest our friends
meet an untimely fate. Come now.
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(beeps)
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This is you getting back at me
for that time
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I spit a sunflower seed
into your hair, isn't it, Wanda?
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I was just compensating for all the
teasing I used to get, that's all.
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You know, the other kids
would tickle me until I wet my pants.
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You know, I've never told
anybody that before.
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I like how I can just
open up to you like this.
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Ah, woo-song.
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Don't you ever give up?
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Thought you'd distract me, huh?
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(grunts)
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(Iron Man grunts, coughs)
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(grunts) You second-hand fiend.
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(grunts)
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(grunts)
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(grunts)
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(yells, grunts)
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(grunts) Get them off me.
Get them off me.
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You're not vermin.
You're just a clown.
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I hate clowns, too.
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Nighthawk, Don't you ever get tired
of all this dark vengeancey stuff?
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Sometimes, but then I think of Tommy.
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Tommy? Your son? Your brother?
Your rock opera?
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My tortoise, and my only friend.
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We'd go on long walks together.
Very long walks.
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We were going to
grow old together, him and me.
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But then, there were these punks
in a stolen SUV.
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I-I should have had Tommy on a leash
that day, but I was young, stupid.
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Guilt, vengeance. You got all the bases
covered, don't you?
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Don't you? Nothing like that
ever happened to me.
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I just do this because...
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Well, because it's the right thing.
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Hey, doesn't that make me
morally superior to you?
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Uh.
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(growls) This ends now.
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(grunts)
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(grunts)
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(rumbling)
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-(rumbling)
-(gasps)
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-(rumbling)
-(gasps)
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Didn't think I'd have an invisible,
collapsible battering ram, did you?
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(explosion)
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(grunts)
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(grunts)
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And have you forgotten
my invisible shield so quickly?
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Hope you've got
an invisible parachute, princess.
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Don't need one. Invisible mini-copter.
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Give up, Witch, or I'll crush you
with my invisible steamroller.
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You're the one who needs to give up
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because-because
I have an invisible sword
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that cuts right through invisible shields.
Yeah. An invisible sword.
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Hah, you think
I didn't plan for that?
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My shield is coated with invisible,
sword-proof invisible paint. See?
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(grunts)
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I didn't want to do this,
but you leave me no choice.
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I'm going to have to use
my invisible death ray on you.
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Invisible death ray?
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I-I have no counter-measure for that.
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(sighs) I'm the one with no choice.
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(metal clanging)
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That was me dropping my invisible shield.
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(metal clanging)
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(rumbling)
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(grunts)
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Listen to me.
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-I don't like doing this.
-(scoffs)
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(growls)
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(roars)
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(roars)
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(grunts)
250
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:09,583
(growls)
251
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,166
(grunts)
252
00:15:20,542 --> 00:15:22,583
(strains, grunts)
253
00:15:23,709 --> 00:15:24,750
(grunts)
254
00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:31,250
(grunts)
255
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:34,375
-(scuffling)
-(grunts)
256
00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:37,333
-(rumbling)
-(yells)
257
00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:38,625
(grunts)
258
00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:41,208
(grunts)
259
00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:42,709
(growls)
260
00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:52,917
I've been holding back.
I always hold back. Yeah!
261
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:57,667
I-I can't.
262
00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:06,375
(pants)
263
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:09,083
Why you do that to big kitty?
264
00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:11,792
It... No, it was an accident.
265
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:14,166
This not going to be accident.
266
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:16,291
-(roars)
-(screams)
267
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,083
(rumbling)
268
00:16:20,959 --> 00:16:22,542
Now, you fit right in.
269
00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:23,875
(bell rings)
270
00:16:23,959 --> 00:16:25,834
Bah, it can't be over.
271
00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:27,667
Come on, I wasn't even trying.
272
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:28,875
Redo!
273
00:16:28,959 --> 00:16:30,000
(growls)
274
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,166
Gone.
275
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,458
Huh? But they were here.
276
00:16:42,542 --> 00:16:43,792
Where to now?
277
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,375
Oh, got another one. Quick.
278
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:54,208
(all scream)
279
00:16:56,792 --> 00:16:58,542
Man, not here either.
280
00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:00,542
But they were definitely here.
281
00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:01,667
(grunts)
282
00:17:03,709 --> 00:17:06,542
Uh, maybe if I patch this scanner
283
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:09,000
into Herbie's
intergalactic rangefinder.
284
00:17:09,917 --> 00:17:12,166
(beeps)
285
00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:20,208
And I said, "Pops, why do I have to do
the yardwork?
286
00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:22,834
You're so good at it." (laughs)
287
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,542
And that's, uh, that's pretty much
all I remember.
288
00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:27,959
Okay, we flash forward
to when I was, uh, 14...
289
00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:31,917
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Did I tell you
about the Frisbee I had one time?
290
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,250
(groans)
291
00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:38,333
Well, Thanos,
your team won fair and square.
292
00:17:38,959 --> 00:17:43,875
-Vermin.
-(all laugh)
293
00:17:44,583 --> 00:17:47,291
Though I suppose spoils go to the victor.
294
00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:50,250
My name's Thanos. Thanos!
295
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,333
Well, here you are, Thanos.
296
00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:59,625
Oh, the Mind Stone. Capable of
increasing brain power beyond limit.
297
00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:02,625
I'll be able to access the deepest,
darkest thoughts
298
00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:05,166
and dreams of other beings.
299
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,333
Uh, Thanos? You know those dreams
that I keep having?
300
00:18:08,417 --> 00:18:10,417
(chuckles)
They don't mean anything, right?
301
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:14,041
Why, soon, I'll have all the stones.
302
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,917
Don't forget Mick Taylor.
303
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,542
Nobody ever remembers
Mick Taylor.
304
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:20,792
Fool! These Infinity Stones
will give me the power
305
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:25,125
to turn my entire universe
into my very own toy box.
306
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:28,625
And I wreck my toys for fun.
307
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:32,041
Squaddies, time to hero up!
308
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:37,875
♪ The bad guys are out,All you have to do Is shout now ♪
309
00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:39,917
♪ Who's gonna hero up? ♪
310
00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:42,792
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪
311
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:45,125
♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪
312
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:48,709
Squadron Supreme, time to Hero Out!
313
00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:50,583
Uh, sorry, guys. No time.
314
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,458
Aah, but you got to do yours.
315
00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:56,917
-It's our show.
-Yeah. Get your own show, big jaw.
316
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,792
Hmm.
317
00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:02,125
And I used to have one of those guns
that would shoot marshmallows.
318
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:05,750
But we had a dog,
and instead of marshmallows...
319
00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:08,709
Aah, doesn't matter.
It didn't even last me 20 minutes.
320
00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:11,083
Uh, Thanos? Uh-oh.
321
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,208
Oh, you see this?
322
00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:15,291
It's the Time Stone.
323
00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:19,500
If you take another step,
I'll send you all back to the Big Bang.
324
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:22,375
-Huh, Hulk like explosions.
-(smack)
325
00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:25,208
Well, good for you because
I'm gonna send you back there
326
00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:28,417
even if you don't take
another step. (laughs)
327
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:30,208
(grunts)
328
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:36,709
Not so fast.
329
00:19:36,792 --> 00:19:37,834
(grunts)
330
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:40,375
(screams)
331
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:41,625
Jackpot.
332
00:19:41,709 --> 00:19:42,750
(growls)
333
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:44,041
(grunts)
334
00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:45,291
(scuffle)
335
00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:46,959
(whistle blows)
336
00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:48,500
Foul!
337
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:50,083
Time out!
338
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:52,458
This is unsanctioned competition.
339
00:19:52,542 --> 00:19:55,834
It's non-league play
and beneath my notice.
340
00:19:55,917 --> 00:19:57,875
Blow it out your whistle, bub.
341
00:19:57,959 --> 00:20:03,000
-(grunts)
-(scuffle)
342
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:04,667
(whistle blows)
343
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,834
(whistle faintly blows)
344
00:20:11,917 --> 00:20:13,291
Thanks, pal.
345
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:17,667
And, uh, that whole dream thing,
it'll be our little secret.
346
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:26,959
Meant to do that.
347
00:20:27,792 --> 00:20:28,834
(grunts)
348
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:30,834
Uh, huh?
349
00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:33,000
Aah, where purple face?
350
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:34,875
Purple face?
351
00:20:34,959 --> 00:20:36,166
Hulk coming!
352
00:20:39,709 --> 00:20:41,625
(whistles)
353
00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:43,208
(grunts)
354
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:44,625
Oopsie.
355
00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:45,750
(chuckles)
356
00:20:48,792 --> 00:20:51,250
(tinkling)
357
00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:55,917
(beeps)
You're safe. You're safe.
358
00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:58,583
But who knows for how long?
359
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:02,083
Yeah, this Thanos sicko
is all about destruction.
360
00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:03,792
That much we know.
361
00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:07,041
If he gets the rest of those
Infinity Stones, the universe is gone.
362
00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:10,875
Herbie, monitor the whole cosmos
for any sign of the big purple guy.
363
00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:12,166
Galactus?
364
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:14,750
Thanos, Herbie, Thanos.
Active listening, remember?
365
00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:16,250
(beeps)
366
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:19,917
(tinkling)
367
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,417
Well, I'm not worried
about either of them.
368
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,417
I can handle anything
that comes my way.
369
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:28,875
Even if you did make Wanda
a full-time Squaddie before moi.
370
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,458
-Reptil!
-She's older than you!
371
00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:32,750
Older!
372
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:35,583
Duh, even Hulk know that.
373
00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:37,542
I'm sorry you had to wait, Falc, but...
374
00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:41,667
Ssh. You're a good listener, Wanda.
And that's what really matters.
375
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,333
Okay.
376
00:21:43,417 --> 00:21:45,083
Are we still mini-bowling?
377
00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:56,792
-(pins crash)
-(tinkling)
378
00:21:57,667 --> 00:21:58,917
(caws)
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