Original subtitles

(grunting)

(Captain America) Halt in the name of America!

(Dr. Doom) Captain America!

(Captain America) We're not too keen on escape attempts around here, Dr. Doom.

Let's get out of here. (cries)

Go, go, go! (cries out)

Ha! As usual, Doom, you're on the ropes.

Ho!

I'm afraid recidivists like you three will never learn.

(alarm blares)

(strains)

And of course, I'll have to restrict your access

to the license plate-making machine.

Oh, you'll regret this, Captain America.

Crime does not pay.

(Dr. Doom) Ow! MODOK, get off of me!

With this Infinity Gauntlet, I, Thanos, will rule the universe!

All right, Squaddies, time to Hero Up!

♪ When the bad guys are out, All you have to do Is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along, but they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪

-♪ Super Hero Squad! -♪ Hero Up! ♪

-♪ Super Hero Squad! -♪ Hero Up! ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce Thanos ends up in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man Joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky Scarlet Witch by his side ♪

♪ Thor's hammer Has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪

-♪ Super Hero Squad! -♪ Hero Up ♪

-♪ Super Hero Squad! -♪ Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad ♪

(mutters)

(Captain America) Any last words?

(growls)

You'll get no such satisfaction from me.

Do your worst.

(Captain America) OK.

Let's continue from our last session.

What was your childhood in Latveria like

after you got back from summer villain camp

and how did it make you feel?

This is cruel and unusual punishment.

Victor, asking someone to share their feelings

isn't against the law.

(groans) Well, it should be.

Sorry. As long as you're a prisoner here,

we're going to try to rehabilitate you.

(groans)

Are you feeling down?

They're making some very cuddly advances in hug therapy.

Come here, you big lug.

Get away from me. (groans)

Oh, the greatest master villain the world has ever seen

yet they make me suffer such indignities.

Hours of counseling, correcting license plate typos

along side imbeciles with names like Pig Tiny.

Hey, Pig Tiny is a good guy.

Oh. (laughs)

Oh, meanwhile the Super Hero Squat

is teleporting to distant galaxies.

Such power should be in the hands of Doom.

Such power must be in the hands of Doom!

He's soliloquizing again.

And talking to himself, too.

And losing his mind.

Prison does that to people.

Look at Knuckles Cosada.

After he got out of jail, never the same.

(clears throat) Excuse me. Pardon me.

Do you, two nincompoops, think that I cannot hear you

in this tiny cell?

(grunts)

(groans) Mocked by my underlings.

But they're right.

I'm powerless. My old plans won't work.

(stutters)

That's it! That's it!

I need a whole new plan.

Yes. Yes!

Complex, evil, ingenious,

with just a hint of daring-do.

MODOK, I need a parade balloon.

Abomination, a micro-recorder.

(monster roars)

Huh?

(roars)

(MODOK) Roar. Scary Roar.

Not my baby!

(crowd screams)

-(MODOK) Roar. -(alarm blaring)

Super Hero Squad, Fin Fang Foom is attacking the city.

There's panic in the streets.

(MODOK) Fear me!

And fear my roar!

-My baby! -Roar!

Aah! Hey, that's mine!

-Great Danish in the morning. -Whoa.

Now, Foomy's got laser eyes.

We need all hands on deck down here.

It's time to Hero Up!

♪ When the bad guys are out, All you have to do Is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along, but they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up! ♪

(MODOK) Roar!

Roar!

(crowd screams)

Grr.

(air hissing)

(fart noise)

(Iron Man) Old Fin Fang Foom is headed towards the jump station. Perfect.

Open up a portal and we can get him far away from Super Hero City

and deal with him on our terms.

Yes. Yes!

(laughs)

(all laugh)

(computer beeps)

(MODOK) Roar! Scary roar!

(Iron Man) H.E.R.B.I.E, follow that monster.

(Dr. Doom) Excellent! A potato coat hanger wire,

bit of string, remote control worked perfectly.

-I am genius! -Hey, I built the thing.

How about a little credit where credit is due?

Yeah. And I filled the balloon with natural gas.

(burps)

Yes you did, stinky.

Phase one is complete.

The Squaddies are out of the way.

Time for phase two.

Tonight we're busting out of this joint.

(Dr. Doom laughs)

(Dr. Doom coughs)

Psst. We break out tonight.

Pass it on.

Psst. We break out tonight.

Pass it on.

Psst. We break out tonight.

Pass it on.

Yes.

(growls)

I know that. I started...

Oh, we have work to do.

Abomination, take these schematics and start digging.

MODOK, we need theme music for our prison escape planning montage.

Something with percussion. No synthesizers.

I have just the thing.

-(polka music playing) -(Dr. Doom) No.

Too much? Sorry, wrong play list.

(rock music playing)

Mm-hmm.

(rock music continues)

(Abomination pants)

I wish I knew what a schematic was.

(strains)

(pants)

Oh, yeah, legs, do your stuff.

♪ Yo-ho, yo-ho ♪

♪ It's a pilot light for me ♪

(chuckles)

♪ Pilot light for me ♪

Uh, MODOK, what is your plan for all this dirt?

(ground rumbles)

(all cry out)

(MODOK) Um, I can't see what my plan was.

It's covered with dirt.

(Abomination) I dug the tunnel.

(Dr. Doom) Excellent!

Here are the new plans.

Dig this second tunnel, and when you're finished

the third tunnel is drawn on the back.

Here's a fresh spoon.

(Abomination) Oh, can I at least take a break before I...

-(Dr. Doom) No! -(Abomination) Didn't think so.

(gasps) Yes, it's all coming together.

(Captain America) Dr. Doom. Dr. Doom.

Please, report to Dr. America's office

for our regularly scheduled rehabilitation session.

(groans)

(mutters)

Today, we're going to try some role playing.

Really? Doom does not role play.

That's not what I heard. Word on the street

is that you almost leveled chaotic up your evil elf.

Ever since I got here

I have been doing these chat sessions.

I demand to know why.

Because I want to know what you're afraid of.

Come again?

Evil and fear go hand in hand.

Something very scary from your childhood

turned you into who you are today.

What are you scared of?

Me? Scared?

Ha! I fear nothing.

Mark my word, Captain.

Someday soon I will destroy you.

Mark my words.

Good. Good, I think this is a breakthrough.

Now, how old were you when your imaginary friend

stopped stealing your lunch money?

15? 16?

(muttering)

(Dr. Doom) Give me a sucker!

Roar.

Roar!

(Iron Man) H.E.R.B.I.E, follow that dragon.

Roar! Still roaring.

(guard) Lights out.

Night-night, dollies.

I'll come back for you.

Ow. Hey, it's too small.

Get the spoon. I don't fit.

(Abomination) I'll help. (grunts)

(Dr. Doom) Down the hatch. (laughs)

(Captain America) You call that a History Network? That is not how it happened.

Wait, that guy owes me 10 bucks.

(Captain America) Something smells fishy and it isn't fish.

(pants)

(Dr. Doom) Get the lead out.

Pull. Pull.

(strains)

Halt in the name of America. Ha!

Oh, I expected that you'd make an entrance.

Fortunately, I have a plan.

Run! Run, run, run.

(Abomination laughs)

Hey, we still have six more sessions.

Get back here.

(cries out)

(yelps, grunts)

Hi. Hup, hup. Hup.

(both strain)

-Hup and away. -(grunts)

Ho!

(MODOK) Ha-ha.

(cries out) Ow.

We're going to discuss this at our next chat session.

There'll be no more chat sessions.

(yells)

Eyes full of fertile American soil.

(laughs)

MODOK, send a message to Mole Man. Tell him to dig to our location.

OK, I got my Raspberry in here somewhere.

Oh, cold hands. All right, here it is.

C-U-8...

at sign, tilde, umlaut, backwards "N".

Why did they make it so hard to make umlauts on this thing?

You see, during our sessions

I realized that I can do more than merely escape from prison.

I can destroy it!

These tunnels have weakened the very ground beneath

the Super Hero City Prison.

Soon the tunnels will collapse bringing down the prison with them.

That is how you stick it to the man.

You've gone mad.

Oh, really?

Really? That's it? That's all you got?

I reveal my ingenious plan that no one saw coming

and that's all you have?

I am so disappointed.

Well, here's some more disappointment.

-(both strain) -Give up, Doom.

Not as long I draw another breath.

(grunts)

(Dr. Doom) The tunnel, it's collapsing.

When did you first feel that your tunnel was collapsing?

Oh, get a life.

That might be sooner than you think.

Your tunnel's coming down.

(all clamoring)

(clamoring)

Oh, this is all your fault.

If you had let me destroy you none of this would have happened.

If you hadn't tried to escape none of this would have happened.

Oh, all right. All right.

I concede the point.

But it doesn't matter now, because we're trapped.

In a few minutes we'll run out of air.

Here in America we say "Where there's a will there's a way."

Ms. Marvel. Come in, Ms. Marvel.

Ms. Marvel. Come in, Ms. Marvel.

Cap, where are you?

(Captain America) About two clicks under the prison. There's a cave in.

We only have a few minutes of air left.

Oh, hold on. I'm on my way.

My powers might cause another cave in.

This requires a delicate touch.

(grunts)

Ugh, now we have to dig Doom out.

Or not?

I finally figured out what you're afraid of.

Oh, no, no, no.

No more chat sessions.

This is the end, accept it.

And don't waste oxygen on this inane blather.

Not blather, mother.

-You're afraid of your mother. -Mother?

You're afraid that you're going to grow up and turn out just like her.

No! I want to live.

I want to live!

Breakthrough.

It's okay to cry while you dig.

Finally, sweet, sweet free...

Now what?

No time for another tunnel.

Where is that Mole Man?

Oh, after all I have done for that near-sighted pip-squeak.

He should come running on his hands and knees when I call.

Sorry if I'm late, if you were waiting.

I'm Molecule Man, the master of all matter.

Oh, I should introduce... Uh, this is my girlfriend and life coach, Volcana.

Aah! Why are you here?

What good are you to me?

MODOK tooted Molecule Man instead of Mole Man.

Well, it's easy to do. You know, these keys are so tiny.

Silence!

We will discuss this later.

Are you yelling because of me?

I messed up again.

Oh, please.

(strains)

(Ms. Marvel) You're not going anywhere, Doom.

Not on my watch.

Back to your cell right now

or else I do a tap-dance routine on your face!

You can get us out of this, honey.

Just use one of your mind over matter tricks.

Go on.

Well, I don't know. I'm not so sure about that.

Nonsense, Molly, show them what you can do.

Remember what we say? "You're OK. I'm OK. It's all OK."

OK.

All right.

Mind over matter.

(both mutter)

Oh, the "walls turn to butter" trick always makes me want some toast.

-Watch out. -(both cry out)

(air wheezes)

Shades of both Milli and Vanilli.

Yon beast be a fake, an old parade balloon.

(sniffs) And an odorous one at that.

I know only one guy full of enough hot air to pull this off.

Doom.

Come on, we can do butter better.

(both strain)

Molecule Man really has this butter thing down pat.

(strains)

If he beats us, it's going to be by a narrow margarine.

(all cry out)

(grunts)

Mmm, creamy badness.

Impressive, Molecule Man.

MODOK, summon my rocket ship, and make sure you hit

the right buttons this time.

(mockingly) Sure, make sure you hit the right buttons this time.

You won't slow me down with your high cholesterol trickery.

Ho!

Fiddle sticks.

(both grunt)

Last one's out is a rotten egg.

Hup.

I'm taking you back to the stony lonesome, Doom.

Oh, I don't think so, Captain America.

Now, that I've been fully recharged

by the weapon's locker on my rocket.

I can blast you into smithereens, Captain Goodie-goodie.

But I won't, because you helped me conquer my greatest fear.

I'm not afraid anymore.

And for that I thank you.

Have a sucker. Ha!

Right, the next time we meet, I will destroy you

and Doom will rule supreme!

(laughs)

(Captain America) Good. Follow your bliss!

Thanks, Ms. Marvel.

(MODOK) The rift is open.

(Dr. Doom) It's too late, Super Hero Squad.

Getting in touch with feelings is so freeing.

(laughs)

So, did we miss anything?

Doom got away.

Yes, and his self-esteem is through the roof.

Oh, what have I done?

(Dr. Doom) Freedom.

♪ Freedom ♪

Where to now, boss?

First order of business,

someplace where we can get cleaned up.

All of you reek of butter and dirt.

Yuck.

Oh, but after that... After that, ooh...

I'm afraid we're going to stir up...

some trouble.

(laughs)

(coughs)

MODOK, the balloon! The balloon!

(all cry out)

(Dr. Doom) I've become my mother!

(theme music playing)