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Whoo-hoo!
Falcon, did you see that turn?
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Iron Man authorized
Helicarrier pilot training only.
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Not demolition derby.
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Don't fry a chip
over it, HERBIE.
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Space is the perfect place
for Wanda's driving lessons.
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Whoa!
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-Whoa! Whoa!
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Piece of cake.
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Hey, what does
Turbo Thrust do?
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-Don't touch that!
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Oh, my head hurts.
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Behind that force field,
Thanos, lies the Timestone.
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Why, thank you,
master of the obvious.
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The Scythian traitor told me that
before he lost consciousness.
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You know, Thanos, as your Soulstone,
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I am obligated to warn you
two of your enemies are headed this way.
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You might consider,
I don't know, hurrying.
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When that stone is in my hands,
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the one thing we'll have plenty of
is time.
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Oh, yes!
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Et cetera.
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With this Infinity Gauntlet,
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I, Thanos, will rule the universe!
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All right, Squaddies,
time to Hero up!
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Think of the possibilities.
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I could send my enemies
back to a time of non-breathable air,
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cause a rift in
the space-time continuum,
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travel into the future
to see how powerful I get.
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I can't wait to test this baby!
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Yeah, well, you're about
to get your chance, big guy.
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What a coinkidink.
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This "Invaders"
comic book is great.
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I didn't know Captain America
had a whole different
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Super Hero team
back in the '40s.
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I think we've learned
enough for one day.
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HERBIE, plot me a course
back to the jump station.
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-Mm-hmm.
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Thanos again!
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The perfect test.
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Let's see how the Super Hero Squad
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fares a billion years in the past.
Timestone!
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Unauthorized teleportation.
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Not allowed.
No, no!
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Really big no-no!
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Hmm?
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Ugh! Her again.
48
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Let's try it
on a pulsar.
49
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Yeah, that's
your answer for everything.
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-What happened?
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Where am I?
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Wienerschnitzel. Dachshund,
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Neunundneunzig luftballoons!
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I don't understand,
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but that says bad guy in any language.
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Huh?
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So then the scroll says,
that's not my arm.
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-What was it then?
-I don't get it.
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Ooh! Ooh!
Hulk have joke.
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Tell it.
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Hulk forgot.
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-Hey, Falcon.
-You get the Helicarrier back
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in one piece?
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Yes, with an asterisk.
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I can't find Scarlet Witch.
It's like she disappeared.
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I just located her Squaddie
tracking chip somewhere in Europe.
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Got her!
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Yon schmatta be Scarlet Witch's cape.
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But 'tis years old and mildewy with age.
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We got time issues.
She's somewhere in the past.
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You mean Wanda is history?
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Wienerschnitzel. Dachshund.
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Neunundneunzig luftballoons!
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Well, what do we have here?
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-Get her!
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-Let me go!
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Nein, Americanish strudel.
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The Red Skull does not let one go.
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Tie her to the missile.
Schnell!
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So good of you to volunteer
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to try out my new superweapon.
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This of course is just the fun size.
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The real one is much, much bigger.
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Excuse me. Why are you the only guy
here that speaks English?
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I had a free block after chemistry.
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Launch!
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Auf Wiedersehen.
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There! At least I have
one hand to hex with.
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You just can't count on improbability.
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Help!
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Hey-oh!
I'm Captain America.
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And these are the Invaders
at your service, ma'am.
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That's Bucky, young master
of hand-to-hand combat.
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Ha! Ho!
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Over there's the Human Torch.
Not strictly human,
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but Android Torch
didn't sound quite right.
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Ha ha ha!
See ya in the funny pages.
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00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:40,166
And Toro, with all the same
powers as the Human Torch.
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00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:41,917
Now you're cooking with gas.
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00:10:45,959 --> 00:10:49,333
Looks like the Red Skull is at it again.
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Let's turn up the heat on this hairy plan.
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Thanks for the assist,
but where's the rest of the Squad?
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Begging your pardon, ma'am,
this is my squad.
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Yecch! The Invaders.
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They're always so invasive.
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Attack!
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00:11:19,667 --> 00:11:24,667
Hubba-hubba! They must have stopped
rationing sugar the day they made you.
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I don't even know what that means.
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Take a powder, wise guy.
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23 skidoo!
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He disappeared!
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Now we'll never know
Red Skull's plan.
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-I do.
-Oh, you still here?
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Run along, missy.
You're safe now.
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-No need to keep following me.
-But I can help.
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Yeah, something's fishy
about this dame's getup, Cap.
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I think she's really one
of Red Skulls' pigeons.
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I don't care if she's
General MacArthur's jumper.
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We've got the Second Great War to win.
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The Second Great what?
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Wait, wait, wait.
What year is this?
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-1942.
-A.D.
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Thanos' Timestone blast must have gotten
mixed up with my hex powers
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and sent me back into the past
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to the time of the comic book
I was reading.
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Are you really from the future?
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Do you all have jetpacks there?
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Well, no, but we have the Internet.
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00:12:44,208 --> 00:12:46,917
We have to go back in time
and get Wanda.
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4Anyone got a spare
time travel machine?
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I wish I could help, but my last time
travel experiment caused a...
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Ooh! Paradox.
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-Hulk, how did you...
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Hulk like duckies.
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00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:03,375
Behold, Falcon. Yon solution is
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-in the paper pages of this colorful tome.
-A comic book?
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Mail order devices
both strange and mystical.
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-Ooh!
-Those don't work.
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So sayeth thee.
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00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:20,709
Art thou not astounded
by my sea lemurs?
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Yea, 'tis a veritable civilization
of philosophers and performers.
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And oh, look,
that one's a cowboy.
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Get ye back to thine corral,
mine seafaring scamp.
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Whatever you say,
thunderbub.
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Hey, there is
a time machine in here.
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Pray to thine ad,
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then all we must do is wait
a mere six to eight weeks.
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I've worked out a strategy plan
to help us stop Red Skull.
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Killer diller, but we're only here
on an info gathering mission.
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00:13:48,792 --> 00:13:52,166
You have to think bigger.
His rocket will blow up Europe.
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We can at least blow up his rocket
and his lab and him.
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You like to turn up the heat.
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That's because she's a villain.
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Easy, little mister.
You got a better idea?
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A blanket with sleeves?
No.
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Cap, Toro, and I will tail the soldiers
back to HQ.
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Torch, you stay here
and keep working on that hatch.
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Bucky, you guard his back.
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You heard the little lady.
Hup hup hup!
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Hmm. Methinks it looked bigger
in the picture.
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I've pinpointed Wanda's
exact location in the timeline.
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Smack dab in the middle
of World War II.
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Looks like you chumps
need a guide.
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A guide named
Captain America.
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Wait! What if the you Cap
runs into the then Cap?
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Allow me to explain.
This is the universe.
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This is the universe
if you meet yourself.
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-Any questions?
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Yeah, a quick question. Might I get
yon universe scrambled with cheese?
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Just be careful.
And whatever you do,
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don't let Captain America
run into himself.
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Okay, time
to embrace our past.
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-Come on!
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I... I... I paid for you!
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You actually thought that
mail order junk was gonna work?
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-Quiet.
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Others approaching.
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Look out!
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I thought I heard something.
180
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Was it my heart burning for you?
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I'm gonna go with no.
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Getting the Scarlet Witch
is gonna be harder than we thought.
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Especially if Captain America keeps
getting in the way. No offense, Cap.
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Right you are. Let's vamoose.
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No time for dancing. Let's go!
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Aha!
A secret weapons bunker.
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-Oy!
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Schadenfreude!
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-Kaputski, kaputski.-Ja, Doberman Pinscher.
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-Hildegard!
-Red Skull.
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Hup hup hup!
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O Tannenbaum.
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Good work, Squaddies.
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Rocket launch sequence activated.
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Launch in 50, 49,
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48...
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You planned this.
You made us waste time
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burning through that door
so Red Skull...
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-Oh, pshaw.
-We have to find out
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where that rocket is
launching from.
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Have at thee!
202
00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:43,000
Hey, what does
this lever do?
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Captain America!
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Hold it right there,
Red Numbskull.
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00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,583
Of course.
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Once I launch my rocket
and destroy the continent!
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Auf Wiedersehen.
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Oh!
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00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:57,500
Now no one can
stop the launch.
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Not even Captain America.
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Oh.
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So long, farewell,
auf Wiedersehen,
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good-bye!
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Hurry, he's making a getaway.
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We can't all follow him.
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Someone has to stop the rocket.
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I will. You guys go.
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She's left us no choice.
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Huh? What?
220
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,291
Wasn't he just down there?
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All right, Wanda,
time to prove you're a Hero.
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-Wreck that rocket...
-There is another option.
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Finally. We thought you'd
never get rid of him...
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us... me... Wow.
225
00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:29,667
Can the reunion wait?
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We kinda got a literal ticking clock.
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Right you are.
Squaddies, who's ready to go home?
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Me thought thou
wouldst never ask.
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00:20:38,709 --> 00:20:41,625
Now yon rocket willst not
launch, but explode here.
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To me, time ma...
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Hmm. Mayhap the fighting
was a bit hard on it.
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You think we should have
waited on the rocket
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until we knew we could leave?
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Don't worry, I got this...
I hope.
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By Heimdall's hairy
hind quarters!
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I have not seen the light!
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I want my mommy!
238
00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:14,417
It's failed!
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My great plan failed.
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I guess that's the last we'll see
of the old Red Skull.
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Well said, Bucky, and I know
none of us will ever forget
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-that girl of the future, dear...
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What was I saying?
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Oh, I love a happy ending.
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