Original subtitles

(Abomination) MODOK, will you tell me a story?

(MODOK) The story fairy needs sleep and so do you.

(Abomination) But I can't sleep. Please.

(MODOK) This tutu is too too tight.

(laughs)

You make a funny costume out of newspaper.

(growls)

The things I do for you. Now, on with the narrative.

-Oh. -The story?

Oh. (laughs)

(beeps)

"Hello again. I am your Marveldome story fairy

with another pulse-pounding tale of aneurism-inducing action!"

-(growls) -(growls, laughs)

-You done? -Ooh.

But seriously, "Once upon a previous episode,

Doctor Doom was stuck, powerless, in prison,

and it serves him right, the big jerk.

Thanos was instigating a war between the Kree and the Skrulls

with his Soul Stone.

Meanwhile, the Super Hero Squad was in prison, too.

Space prison! In orbit around the Skrull Throneworld!"

(banging sounds)

(Iron Man) Got to get out of here.

(strains)

(Skrull) These are the prisoners, Princess Anelle.

I know that.

The question is,

how many of them must I vaporize before the others talk?

With this Infinity Gauntlet,

I, Thanos, will rule the universe!

All right, Squaddies, time to Hero Up!

♪ When the bad guys are out, all you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along, but they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce, Thanos ends up in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky, Scarlet Witch by his side ♪

♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad ♪

(mutters)

Green lady have issues.

-(body thuds) -(Hulk grunts)

(growls)

Where did the Kree find such a stupid spy?

And has Captain Marvel stood me up at Kree/Skull peace talks?

We're from Earth, and that's what we're trying to find out.

In that case, it would make sense for us to join forces.

(Thanos) Not if Thanos can help it.

Soul Stone.

(gasps)

(growls)

But I hate you.

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!

(growls)

If the Kree captain doesn't arrive within the hour,

vaporize the prisoners and invade Earth!

Some last mission.

We must needs escape and find Captain Marvel.

We could shut down these inertia fields

if we had an energy factor hero like the Silver Surfer.

I got it!

We could contact H.E.R.B.I.E., there's an energy factor hero

on the Helicarrier who could help us.

-What? -What?

(alarm sounds)

(yawns)

Aww.

Thank you.

(beeps)

(muttering)

Intruder alert. Intruder alert.

(beeps)

(gasps)

(growls)

(cries out)

Ah!

Oh no!

(groans)

(strains)

My hexes magnetized you that time.

Daddy would be so proud.

(beeps) Scarlet Witch?

(beeps) Daughter of Magneto.

(beeps) Super-villian.

Ugh, calm down, shorty.

Dad and I are kind of on the outs over that whole villain thing.

-But once I left him, I had nowhere to go. -(door opens)

(laughs)

(Scarlet Witch) Falcon was only friend

who hadn't sworn revenge on humanity.

He let me crash here.

-Ugh. -(purrs)

(H.E.R.B.I.E) That is unauthorized.

(Scarlet Witch) Right, and it's not easy hiding from super types.

(sniffs)

Hmm?

(farts)

-Huh? -(gasps)

(moans)

(screams)

-(coughs and gags) -(loud crash)

Ow!

(Scarlet Witch) Falc, has this idea I can be a hero.

-I don't know about that. -(laughs)

(grunts)

(Scarlet Witch) But we'll see.

-Falcon? -(chuckles)

Huh?

Either way, if you try to arrest me in space,

this can get real ugly real fast.

-(alarm sounds) -(gasps)

Alert! Hostile Vessel approaching! (beeps)

A Kree Superinvader!

Alert! Must alert others. Alert! No communications.

(beeps)

Hmm.

Hey, here she is now.

She's using my empathic link with Redwing.

Falc, where are you?

We're all in prison.

Prison? On that space station?

In that square thingy down at the bottom?

Uh-huh, that's it.

Soul Stone?

(Soul Stone) Roger that.

(all cry out)

(beeps) Alert! Unidentified green glow observed.

Kree vessel positioning to fire at Skrull space station.

Oh, no.

(growls)

(beeps)

(beeps) Alert! Fusion cannon firing.

(beeps) Alert! Fusion cannon firing.

Bank shot.

(rumbling)

Let's put an end to this.

Squaddies, grab a helmet and Hero Up!

♪ When the bad guys are out, all you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad ♪

♪ They'll Hero up again ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪

If anybody gets hurt, the war is back on.

Disable these ships.

Have at thee.

Don't mind if I do.

(growls)

(all cry out)

(laughs)

(roars)

(grunts)

By Fandral's fancy fencing foil. Heel, boy.

Huh?

Oh.

(gasps)

(roars)

(Hulk) Big gun gonna go pow.

(grunts)

Huh?

(Thanos laughs)

That's it. Hate. Destroy. Go boom.

(Thanos laughs)

-Hulk! Big guy! -Ms. M!

(growls)

(grunts)

(gasps)

(gasps)

(laughs)

(yells)

(all gasp)

Oxygen supply has been compromised.

(beeps)

(strains)

(laughs)

Good times.

(strains)

(panting)

(strains)

(growls)

(roars)

-(growls) -I say thee... (roars)

Why's everybody roaring?

(roars)

Not you, too.

(growls)

(strains)

Hey, good guys, uh, Scarlet Witch calling.

There's a big purple guy behind all the fighting.

Ugh, fail.

Redwing, link to Falcon!

-(grunts) -(roars)

(caws)

(beeps)

Stop, bad bird.

Oh, Thanos, Thanos, Thanos.

Two empires and a passel of Earth heroes in one day,

all destroying each other.

Yeah, baby!

-Um. -What?

Is there something behind me?

(Scarlet Witch) Run over in space.

What are the odds of that?

Probability powers?

(laughs)

Yeah, I make things go wrong.

Ooh!

And I'm only invincible!

Or I will be, when I get all the stuff for it.

For now, I'll just use the Soul Stone's power

to drain your soul.

Soul Stone!

(grunts)

(strains)

(chuckles) Did I mention it really hurt?

(cries out)

(grunts)

See, now that's entertainment.

It's so much better when they fight back.

(beeps) Alert! Scarlet Witch's hexes cause system malfunction.

(beeps) Even to objects of great power.

See for yourself.

(gasps)

-Huh? -(grunts)

Huh?

-Whoa. -(grunts)

Hulk no understanding.

-Huh? -Uh.

You're messing up my starter stone.

(strains) You ruined my whole plan.

(Captain Marvel) Slow down, there we go. Grab hold. Watch the shoulder.

Chronic sciatica. Okay.

Ta-da!

Thanks for the save, kid.

Anytime.

This isn't over.

(Iron Man) Sure it is.

(gasps)

(grunts)

(gasps) Sweetie!

Nice to see you too, bunny feet.

(all groan)

-Bunny feet? -Cooties.

Please, accept my apology, heroes of Earth.

You have saved billions of lives today.

What do you say to another round of peace talks, princess?

(all cheer)

(crowd continues to cheer)

Well, back together for good.

(gasps) It not last mission?

It never last mission.

(all cheer)

Do the people you save always cheer like that?

Yeah, pretty much.

Good, cause we need a ride home.

So the Kree and Skrulls have a truce.

Thanks to us.

Now, as for the loss of the Helicarrier.

Oh, you so-called heroes are gonna blame me for wrecking your big boat

to save your goody-goody hero jobs.

Fine, cuff me.

When Daddy hears about this, you're gonna be up to your keisters in Evil Mutants.

Whoa, don't go all Cell Block H on us.

Stark Industries will foot the bill for the Hellicarrier.

Um, just to clarify, you're not throwing me in jail?

Um, we're offering you a good-goody hero job,

you blasted noob.

-Huh. -You know how factors go.

-(strains) -Welcome, mine ally,

though thou wert once mine foe.

Terrific, another kid.

Pointy our new shiny.

I have no idea what they just said.

You'll catch on. For now just smile and nod.

And is everybody done nodding?

Good. Cause as long as the universe needs us,

the Super Hero Squad has to stay together.

Well, here we are. Right back where we started.

Heroes without a place to stay.

Not necessarily.

Stark Industries and Shield have taken care of that.

(beeps)

(engine roars)

Oh.

(gasps)

Whoa.

(gasps)

Oh.

(all cheer)

(Iron Man) The Super Hero Squad's back in business.

Doctor, congratulations are in order.

Because you helped to foil the Wrecking Crew's escape attempt,

we're moving you out of solitary.

Dr. Doom, meet your new cellmates.

Uh, hi, boss.

Well, I'll let you three stoolbirds get reacquainted.

No.

Psst, I don't suppose

you have a crowbar upon your person per chance?

I have the Soul Stone.

Soon I'll have the others.

Power, Mind, Reality,

and the twins, Time and Space.

As the Stones give me greater and greater power,

I shall have more ways to rip the universe to pieces.

Starting with the Super Hero Squad

Yeah, I smell an insane villain laugh coming on.

(insane villain laugh)

(snores)

"And so, as all the bad guys

swore oaths of vengeance against them,

the Super Hero Squad looked forward to more exciting adventures than ever.

And Doom rotted in jail, just like a big chump. The end."

I'm sitting right here.

(cries out)

(chuckles)