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Hello again!
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I'm your Marveldom Storyteller,
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bringing you today's tale of the most
senses-shattering, mind-bending
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blow-out of all time!
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Let's begin. (clears throat)
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Once upon a previous episode,
Galactus was destroying the Earth.
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What the heck?
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(thunder rumbling)
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(Iron Man laughs)
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Wait a minute!
That's the devourer of worlds? (laughs)
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(Stardust)
Iron Man, do not tease him.
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Listen well to Stardust,
my Squaddie friend!
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Galactus is all-powerful, with as much
cosmic energy as a million planets.
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Uh-huh, watch this.
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Hey Tiny, nice hat!
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But how many channels you get
with that thing? (laughs)
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Oh!
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-Yo, Thanos!
-(growls)
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(grunts)
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-Oh!
-Nah!
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Yeah, but on a big man like you,
a helmet looks fantastic.
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Ah, save it, Shellhead.
He ain't even looking at you.
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Like we was, I don't know,
nothing or something.
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(loud noise)
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(coughs, grunts)
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These appetizers are terrible.
Lifeless.
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My heralds, why has Earth not been
properly prepared for my coming?
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The fault is mine.
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Once you were first
among my heralds, Norrin Radd.
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I have not forgiven you
for leaving me.
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Delay the dinner of Galactus
no longer.
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But why eat Earth?
It's incredible.
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It's warm and cold
and wet and dry,
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and green and brown and blue
and full of the most wonderful humans.
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You know, we could search the galaxy
for another planet.
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-An uninhabited one.
-(crashing sound)
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There's a perfectly good planet
right here.
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Do you expect the devourer of worlds
to skip a meal?
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Where did you go?
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Oh! These humans are insignificant.
Nothing but ants at my picnic.
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Hey, if I was an ant at a picnic,
could I do this?
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(hums)
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Still woozy, I see.
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Earth is off the menu.
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-I tire of your backtalk.
-(grunts)
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Whoa, don't tell me we just won.
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Not at all. I sense he has teleported
the heralds billions of light years away.
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And where's wee man himself gone?
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(gasps)
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(gasping)
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(Doctor Doom)
With that Infinity Sword,
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I will rule The Universe!
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All right, Squaddies,time to hero up!
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♪ When the bad guys are out ♪
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♪ All you have to doIs shout now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna hero up? ♪
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♪ Well, they may notget along ♪
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♪ But they're alwaysFighting strong now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna hero up? ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪
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-♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪-♪ Hero up ♪
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-♪ Super Hero Squad!-♪ Hero up ♪
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♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierceDr. Doom ends up in tears ♪
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♪ When Iron ManJoins the fight ♪
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♪ Falcon darts in from the skySilver Surfer by his side ♪
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♪ Thor's hammerHas thunder's might ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll hero up again ♪
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-♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪-♪ Hero Up ♪
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-♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪-♪ Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
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I hate those Squaddies!
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Oh!
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The description checks out.
That has to be our man.
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Keep him busy, Cap.
We're working up a secret weapon.
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Awesome. What secret weapon?
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I'm thinking.
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Roger that.
Go with plan B, Heroes.
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Cool tunic. But Galactus
be not the first giant Thor hath felled.
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(grunts)
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Oh, Mommy!
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(gasps)
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Oh!
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(Captain America) We're not making
a dent in that world-eating bruiser.
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Hup, hup, hup!
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What's he making up there?
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A Destructo pump.
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(chuckles)
Galactus prefers to drain life energy
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from a planet's
creamy magma filling first,
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and save the crunchy
outer shell for last.
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Hey, you're the Watcher, right?
Another cosmic-entity guy?
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Why don't you do something?
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I did. I made popcorn.
(guffaws)
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(scoffs)
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(Doom hums, smirks)
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Finally, a break.
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All I need to do
is to fly off somewhere
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and wait for Galactus to turn the Earth
into a half-eaten ball of soot.
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Then I can sift the fractals
out of the soot,
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without any of those heroes
getting in my way,
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or anybody.
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(Doom cackles and wheezes)
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My cosmic food processor is complete.
Let the meal begin.
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Oh!
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(superheroes grunting)
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Purple man strong.
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-But? (grunts)
-But Hulk...
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Uh, Hulk don't know what.
Purple man just really strong.
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Really, Hulk? For a guy
with such a limited vocabulary,
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letting one of your two catch-phrases
slip by just seemed wrong.
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Hulk don't understand.
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(superheroes grunting)
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Ho!
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(grunts)
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Meddlesome insects.
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Yes!
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(Captain America) Keep at it, Squaddies.
Maybe we can't hurt this lug,
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but we can sure as shooting
wreck his appliances.
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Hup, hup and hup, soldier.
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-(Iron Man) So we're agreed?
-(Mr. Fantastic) No question.
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The Infinity Sword is the only object
powerful enough to save us.
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-The Infinity Sword is...
-Exactly, Surfer.
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There's a good possibility
that between us and Doom,
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all the fractals
have been found already.
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-Yes, I know, but...
-I'll tell the others.
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Hulk, I need some heavy hitters.
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(sighs)
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Sheesh, and you're the smart one?
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Now's the time you pick
to raid the bad guys?
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As in now,
when we have no choice? Yeah.
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We have a plan to save the world,
but we need Doom's fractals.
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-(all) Yeah, of course.
-(toilet flushes)
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(mutters, growls)
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(all growl)
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It's like that, is it?
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Just because
I was abandoning you chumps.
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(chuckles)
Squirt, squirt, squirt.
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-(laughs)
-Stop it!
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(Doom hyperventilates)
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No! No!
You can't do this to me.
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Nobody puts baby in the corner!
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M-mark my words!
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I will have my revenge and...
Pardon me!
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(grunts)
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(grunts)
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Uh!
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Oh!
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(grunts)
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Ostendo sum nobisautrum dimension.
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Salutations and greetings.
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(grunts) Proprinquious, prodigiumut autrum dimension.
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(gasps)
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(Galactus laughs)
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Uh! As if.
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(growls)
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(Galactus)
You only delay the end.
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(stomach growls)
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I'll show you
who's the cosmic entity.
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(loud noise)
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(loud noise)
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He's fumigating us.
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(coughing)
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Still missing one little fractal.
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No chance of finding it.
We've been scouring the city for weeks.
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It's a puzzle, all right. Fractals can't
be detected by any kind of scan.
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(Wolverine grunts)
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I got news.
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We're about five minutes from extinction,
and the clock's ticking.
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That's it. Time.
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Time resonance, of course.
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We can't know where the fractal is
in three dimensions,
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but the fourth dimension,
time, will tell us where it's been.
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Let's see.
Get me three Tesseract pullers,
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a wireless lock-washer,
and three opticon scolometers, stat.
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Sweet.
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Uh, Hulk don't understand.
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Huh, there's a first.
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(siren wailing)
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(beeping)
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Nay.
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It's taking us there.
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(chuckles)
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(grunting)
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Oh, no!
Hey, this is Reptil's house.
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Keep digging, Wolvie.
Here it comes, here it comes.
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Nothing.
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Huh, Galactus just gassed us.
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The Helicarrier Infirmary is full.
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So where's that secret weapon,
and why are you messing up my lawn?
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Reptil, does this spot
mean anything to you?
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No. The neighbor's dog
likes to go there.
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(digging)
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Phew! Powerful smell,
in a couple of ways. Bad dog.
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Oh, and that's where
I found the Sunstone.
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-(beeping)
-(gasps)
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I see. The energy released
by the shattering Infinity Sword
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sent a fractal back through time,
hundreds of millions of years.
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Wait, Reptil's powers
come from a fossil fractal?
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More like a fractal fossil.
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Ah, so that's why I'm fractal-proof.
I already have one.
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Right. You're fractal-proof?
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Uh, I knew there was something
I wanted to tell you, Tony.
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Big help. I hate to do this to you,
Reptil, but you know what comes next.
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So much for my superhero career.
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Now I'm just some guy
who doesn't wear shoes.
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You're still a hero, kid.
You just proved it.
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It's up to us.
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(growls)
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Pathetic humans.
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You are nothing next to Galactus,
pitiful, puny insects.
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(grunts)
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What? Give me that.
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You are insignificant. (pants)
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Stop it. (stomach growls)
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(grunts)
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(growls)
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Now don't tell me the bad guys are
teaming up with the good guys.
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-(all) Right.
-How pathetic, ain't it?
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(all) Right-o
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(Abomination laughs) Nice ears.
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I am so hungry.
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(growls)
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(grunts)
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Avert your eyes.
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There are some sights man and woman
were not meant to see.
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(gasps) Too late.
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(heavy footsteps) Ah-ha!
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(coughing)
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(grunts)
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Ms. Marvel, Kirby's crackle of frustration
just destroyed all of Villainville.
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Sister, you said a mouthful.
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(banging)
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(chuckles)
Squirt, squirt, squirt.
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(grunts)
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No!
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Nah!
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The whole blamed planet's
busting up.
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(Iron Man) Calm down,
it's not the end of the world.
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-(loud noise)
-Oh, shoot, it is.
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Heroes of Earth, Hero Up!
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♪ When the bad guys are out ♪
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♪ All you have to doIs shout now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna hero up? ♪
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♪ Well, they may notget along ♪
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♪ But they're alwaysfighting strong now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna hero up? ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll hero up again ♪
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-♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪-♪ Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
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00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:14,208
Hey, watch it.
253
00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:17,125
It's clobbering time.
254
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:18,583
Ah-ha!
255
00:16:20,959 --> 00:16:24,083
Lightning still hath no effect. Jiminy.
256
00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:27,834
I hate to do it, but we've got to
erase Galactus from existence.
257
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,041
Huh!
258
00:16:37,959 --> 00:16:39,208
(grunts)
259
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:47,083
(laughs)
Do these gnats never stop?
260
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:48,291
That's it?
261
00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:54,083
(Doom)
That's what you're doing wrong.
262
00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:56,750
-(grunts)
-(sniggers) At last.
263
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:02,709
The good part, where all of reality
bends to my whim.
264
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,000
Oh! (grunts)
265
00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:17,125
D'oh! No, this thing is just
a garden-variety disintegrator.
266
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:19,125
How do I work this?
267
00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:21,208
The Infinity Sword can only be operated
268
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:24,458
by the being who wears
the Infinity Gauntlet.
269
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:26,041
There's a gauntlet, too?
270
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:29,542
Gung-ho!
(grunts)
271
00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:30,709
Aw, man!
272
00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:34,250
Reptil's fractal-proof.
There's another Infinity whatchahoozie.
273
00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:36,125
Why don't people tell me these things?
274
00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:37,583
Welcome to management.
275
00:17:39,083 --> 00:17:43,083
A source of cosmic power,
unlike anything I have seen.
276
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:50,291
(gasps)
277
00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:52,083
Delish.
278
00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:53,625
Oh!
279
00:17:53,709 --> 00:17:56,542
(stomach growling)
280
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Incoming.
281
00:17:58,291 --> 00:18:00,917
(screaming)
282
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:04,542
(loud noise)
283
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,208
(Doom) Nuts!
284
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(laughs)
285
00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:13,667
Infinity reflux. It happens
when I eat between planets.
286
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:16,667
A few burnt continents
will clear that up.
287
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:30,375
Mr. Fantastic?
Any brilliant last-minute save?
288
00:18:37,625 --> 00:18:39,250
I was going to do that.
289
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:40,959
(Silver Surfer)
Do not fear, my teammate.
290
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You.
291
00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:52,750
Whoa! Ow!
292
00:18:55,792 --> 00:18:59,792
No planet
has ever defied Galactus so.
293
00:18:59,875 --> 00:19:03,000
'Tis all fun and games,
till somebody loseth an eye.
294
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:04,834
Why do you anger Galactus?
295
00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:07,125
Forgive me, great one.
I have a proposition.
296
00:19:07,208 --> 00:19:09,875
Spare this jewel of a planet,
with its wonderful humans.
297
00:19:09,959 --> 00:19:12,417
I know they can't evacuate
to save their lives,
298
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,667
but they have
so many other good qualities.
299
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:15,875
No.
300
00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:25,041
What if I were to become
Galactus' herald again?
301
00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:29,041
Interesting.
Let's discuss this after dinner.
302
00:19:29,125 --> 00:19:30,291
Now, Galactus.
303
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:33,000
You're aggravating my heartburn.
304
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:37,041
Yes, there has never been a herald
as clever or as bold as you.
305
00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:39,291
-You would come back?
-On one condition,
306
00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:42,333
that I only find you worlds
which have no intelligent life.
307
00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:45,583
Uh, what intelligent life?
308
00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:47,375
Sounds dangerous.
309
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,250
It would be like old times.
310
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:52,875
You and me, together,
traveling the open space ways.
311
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,792
Without the needless carnage.
312
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:57,542
It is done...
right after dinner.
313
00:19:57,625 --> 00:19:59,542
-Now.
-(groans)
314
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:00,667
Come, Storm.
315
00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:03,000
-(loud noise)
-Oh!
316
00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:15,041
Here, it's probably safer with you.
317
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:18,125
Yes, when held by one who wears
the Infinity Gauntlet.
318
00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:21,625
Oh, skip it. After this, I'm through
with Infinity anything.
319
00:20:21,709 --> 00:20:23,375
Surfer, you sure about this?
320
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:26,208
We all answer the call of the cosmos.
321
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:30,875
You don't have another one of those
little snacky swords, do you?
322
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:33,375
(man) Everybody smile.
323
00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:35,250
Everybody say "cheese."
324
00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:43,709
Villain, I've been hoping to haul your
heinous heinie to the hoosegow.
325
00:20:43,792 --> 00:20:46,375
(sniggers)
326
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:48,041
You heroes don't know the half of it.
327
00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:50,750
We'll tell you
all the real bad stuff.
328
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:53,458
-(yelps)
-You bet you will.
329
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:56,375
You still here? I thought
you were skipping out.
330
00:20:56,458 --> 00:20:58,166
She digs me.
331
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:03,250
Oh, next time
I take over the world, I work alone.
332
00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:13,750
We'll never forget you, Surfer.
333
00:21:13,834 --> 00:21:17,125
And I will never forget this place
and its strange customs,
334
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:20,625
or my many friends,
or the $10 that Wolverine owes me.
335
00:21:20,709 --> 00:21:22,166
Oh, you're never going to see that.
336
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:24,542
Or Thor's powerful belches
after a big meal.
337
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:25,542
(Thor) I heard that.
338
00:21:25,625 --> 00:21:26,583
Come, herald.
339
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:29,417
Endless space beckons,
and Galactus is starving.
340
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,375
Plus, I need to check the scores.
341
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,750
Hmm, I know of a nebula
that nobody will miss.
342
00:21:34,834 --> 00:21:36,834
Ooh, drive-through.
343
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:41,750
And so the Infinity Sword was rebuilt,
344
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,667
but Doom didn't get his hands on it.
345
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:45,709
The Silver Surfer returned to space,
346
00:21:45,792 --> 00:21:48,125
but his heroic sacrifice saved us all.
347
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:49,542
End of story.
348
00:21:51,542 --> 00:21:54,917
Until next time,
I'm your Marveldom Storyteller.
349
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,750
(all cheering)
350
00:21:56,834 --> 00:21:58,208
Tell me another story.
351
00:21:59,417 --> 00:22:02,333
Ms. Marvel, that is the most
vivid briefing you've ever given.
352
00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:04,500
Your parents okay, kid?
353
00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:06,208
Back home, safe and sound.
354
00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:07,917
Huh! I'm going to miss all this.
355
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,166
I mean, I can never change
by yelling "Brachiosaur Tail."
356
00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:13,333
The fractal's energy must have...
357
00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:16,041
Whoa, now I turn into
whole dinosaurs?
358
00:22:16,125 --> 00:22:18,208
It's a little different, but I'll take it.
359
00:22:18,291 --> 00:22:20,834
Oh, Iron Man, can I say it please?
360
00:22:20,917 --> 00:22:22,500
Yes, if you get off me.
361
00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:25,792
Super Hero Squad...
Hero up!
362
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-♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪-♪ Hero up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
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