Original subtitles

(Doom) No fractal?

-(theme song) -Ooh, I love this song.

♪ La, la, la ♪

♪ All you have to do is shout Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

-♪ Hero ♪ -(radio changes)

(country music)

- (theme song) -Hey!

- (country music) -Knock it off, banjo breath.

-(theme song) -Oh, yeah? That's how you feel, huh?

-Put it back. -Oh, stop it.

(radio station changes rapidly)

(station continues changing)

Silence!

No fractal!

Who do I have to flog around here to get an Infinity fractal?

I guess most of the fractals have been found already, Dr. Doom.

(Doom) Silence, MODOK!

Oh, it's been weeks since I have had a lead on a fractal.

(Doom) You seen before you a desperate von Doom.

(Ms. Marvel) And desperation's making you sloppy.

Ms. Marvel is right, Doom.

You used to send your henchmen on fractal raids,

while you hid behind Villainville's defense systems.

I am Villainville's defense systems!

Oh, hello, baby.

Uh, it's always so awkward when we run into each other.

(chortles)

Blasted cosmic power!

Uh! That hurts.

(bellows)

At last, I have found the one I seek.

(Doom) With that Infinity Sword, I will rule the universe.

All right, Squaddies! Time to Hero Up!

♪ When the bad guys are out All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along ♪

♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad! ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce ♪

♪ Dr. Doom ends up in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky Silver Surfer by his side ♪

♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad! ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪

I hate those Squaddies!

Ah!

(Ms. Marvel) Who's my little cutesy-ootsie?

Sleeper hold.

(snores)

Wake up, bad guy.

I'm the one who's supposed to be asleep.

Now, you space-born son of a spoon,

I am going to pay you back

for the cosmic burrito you made me eat.

Uh?

(Abomination) Uh-oh.

(Doom) Not so fast.

I have got the drop on you.

I've got the drop on you.

And I've got the drop on you.

Oh, I don't have the drop on anybody.

It appears we have a Rigelian stand-off.

What the...

(Surfer) Stardust, my old friend.

What brings you to Earth?

I'm here to warn you, he's coming.

(Silver Surfer) No way.

(Stardust) Seriously, he is coming.

Oh, Kirby crackle.

This person is another source of cosmic energy.

She has got to be easier to tap than the Silver Surfer.

You know, in that mask,

you kind of remind me of that raccoon

that got into our garbage can last summer.

No offense.

Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?

(MODOK) Darn.

The exact piece I need.

40, 41, 42, 43, 44.

Does he know I am here?

You have escaped his attention for now,

but Earth has not.

Earth is really on his mind.

(humming)

Most disturbing.

(Doom) Most disturb...

I'll give you disturbing!

No!

-Hey. -Wait.

Dad-blamed space goon, they're getting away.

Let Stardust handle Doom.

(Doom) MODOK!

We need to begin evacuating on a massive scale.

Mind telling me why?

Galactus is coming. The Earth will perish.

Ooh, dang.

(MODOK cackles)

I lost my best hover chair, but it was worth it.

(Stardust) When I get out of here, I'm going to...

Will you hurry up and drain her power?

With that stuff, I know I can rebuild the Infinity Sword.

You're going to all get it. You're all going to...

(Stardust) Come on!

Stardust is breaking loose, you fools!

(MODOK and Abomination yelp)

Ha, it is you who are the fool.

Come again?

Will you stop moving?

Well, my cosmic power is like unto zilch

compared to the might of Galactus.

If you cannot even hold me,

I suggest you leave Earth before you face real power.

All life will end.

Nobody ends life on Earth but Doom!

Hey, look.

Yikes.

You are going to take me to your master.

I'd like a word with this Galactix.

It's Galactus.

Oh! (grunts)

(Doom) Whatever.

Get my rocket ship ready.

(Iron Man) Now, let me get this straight.

(hums theme song)

This is no time for hanging pictures, Iron Man.

Like I said in the first act, the Earth will perish.

We must evacuate.

When Colonel Fury hears about this, he'll evacuate the people.

Okay, what is a Galactus,

and why haven't we heard of one before?

I am not what I seem.

Cosmic.

(Silver Surfer) Long ago, on my home planet Zenn-La,

I was an astronomer called Norrin Radd.

(Iron Man) Radd?

(Silver Surfer) Totally.

I was the first to spot Galactus coming for us.

We knew that he devours whole worlds

by draining the power cosmic out of them.

He agreed to spare my home, if in return I became his herald.

Galactus gave me a tiny fraction of his power,

and he made me the cosmic being you see today.

As his herald, I would prepare planets for destruction,

evacuating as many as I could...

Before the end came.

Wow, you saved your whole planet, and more.

Truly thou art the greatest hero of all.

I am no hero.

No matter how many I saved,

I couldn't bear to see world upon world gobbled up, so I left him.

In my absence, Galactus has taken other heralds.

Ugh.

Wait a minute. This guy eats whole planets?

Of course not.

He takes several bites and chews them thoroughly.

Oh, yeah. (shudders)

I have spent my time as a Squaddie trying make up

for the planets I could not save,

and learning to cook for smaller appetites.

Hulk love that story.

Shiny poignant. Oh, me love shiny.

(Hulk sobs)

(MODOK) Bail. Bail.

Bail. Bail. Bail.

I'm bailing, I'm bailing.

Ew! Why did I pick you for this job, Mole Man?

Hey, your gas is as good as mine.

Lookie, MODOK

You bumpy green doofus, keep bailing.

And don't stop until I tell you.

(MODOK) Fools.

I'm working with fools who don't appreciate me.

The water goes outside the boat, Einstein.

Oh, okay.

Well, that's more like it.

Doom, you meddle with forces beyond your understanding.

Like I haven't heard that before.

Will you listen to me?

Your arm's too short to box with Galactus.

He's bigger than you can imagine.

Oh, really? Just where is this Galactacus?

It's Galactus.

(sputters) Whatever-person.

Galactus is here.

(gasps)

Stardust, my herald,

have you found a planet to ease my great hunger?

Um, Earth is a most snackable world, master, but quite heavily populated.

Galactus must eat.

Who cares what happens to the puny creatures

that live on my food?

Excuse me? Galactic...

It's Galactus.

Ah, whatever, whatever. I have a proposition for you.

I'll take the fight out of Earth's heroes for you,

if you give me a tiny bit of your cosmic power...

Say, enough to reassemble the Infinity Sword.

What do you say?

Pest.

(screams)

Finish preparing the Earth.

I'd like an early dinner. There is a game on at 6:00.

Well, here we are on the dark side of the moon.

(Iron Man) The six of us should at least slow Galactus down.

Ow. Who stepped on my heel?

Sorry.

Thing, you give me a flat tire here and the whole suit depressurizes.

Hey, I said I was sorry.

Mind if I light the way?

Johnny, as Iron Man just implied, the moon has no atmosphere.

Your flame powers don't work here.

Hey, Stretcho, what's the big idea,

making me land a ship in the dark anyway?

We need to be right on the edge of night

when this Galactus arrives.

I get it. That way, he'll have the sun in his eyes.

So, uh, when's he getting here?

I'm tracking him as we speak.

That's Galactus.

He will be here in time for the early bird special.

(Stardust) You do know him well.

My friends, flee if you can,

but if you plan to resist him, I will have to dispose of you all.

Hey, hey, hey, is that any way to talk?

Ain't you a lady or something?

Firelord. Terrax the Tamer.

(Thing) Okay, now you're just making names up.

Surfer, you face three heralds, each as powerful as you.

Now, will you move aside?

(man) T-minus 18 hours and 6 seconds.

T-minus 12 hours and 6 seconds.

T-minus 2 hours and 12 seconds.

We're not going to make it.

The world's going to get gobbled up.

The whole world. Ah!

Now, now, Ms. Marvel,

super heroes have saved the Earth a dozen times.

Maybe even twelve.

Nothing can beat us when we all pull together,

not even this galaxy gourmet fellow.

Wow, thanks, Cap.

You bet.

Now, suck it up, soldier.

That crybaby crud won't get this space ark built.

Put some juice in your caboose.

Hup, hup, hup. Hup!

That last hup goes for the rest of you, too.

Super Hero City, time to hero hup.

♪ When the bad guys are out All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along ♪

♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day? The Super Hero Squad! ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

Evacuation in one hour.

Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.

(Iron Man) No chance, weird herald,

because this is where Earth makes its last stand.

Tell your planet-munching boss

that there's no such thing as a free lunch.

Okay, but don't blame me for your demolition.

Blame your friend who fights when he should run... Norrin Radd.

All right!

I was starting to think this was some kind of staring contest.

We think alike, human.

(Thing) Ah, you lousy crumb bum.

(groans)

I think what she's trying to say is,

"Reed, darling, we can't keep this up all day."

Hey, how come that guy gets to be on fire?

Put this around your wrist.

It creates a micro-layer of oxygen around you.

I was saving it for your birthday.

In that case, there's something I've been meaning to say...

Flame on! Yeah!

Criminy.

You have sealed your fate.

Only to keep it fresh.

I hate when fate loses its crunch.

(Thing) It's clobbering time.

We better bounce.

Statistically, this fight can only end in a stalemate.

I know, I was going to say that.

Whoa, is it hot on this moon, or is it just me?

Let us end this.

We are all as nothing compared to Galactus.

(Stardust) True.

Stop.

You say something, chrome dome? I still got moon dirt in my ears.

Looks like the cosmic cuties over here just realized we don't give up easy.

Well, the heralds have done what we could.

Galactus will obliterate any foolish enough to remain.

Again with the "Galactus is coming, Galactus is coming."

Is that all anybody can say?

Galactus is here.

(Mole Man) Uh, what if we called in a plumber?

I'm going to have to breathe soon.

Forget breathing, we have to get our story straight.

Oh...

Blame it all on Farty McFartpants.

Ooh. Good idea.

(Doom wails)

That's more like it.

For once, I must thank you fools.

Your thoughtful planning cooled down my re-entry.

It was all Farty McFartpants' idea.

No. No, it was mine. MODOK McMepants

Oh yes, and uh, by the by? Earth is about to be destroyed.

(gasps)

Wait, is that bad?

Oh, oh. What should we do?

Well I don't know about you two cretins,

but I am getting out of here!

Ta-ta.

(theme music playing)