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(Dr. Doom) No! You want a piece of Doom?
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Do you? Come on and get me.
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Yes! Bring it on,
Baby Face! A-ha!
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That's it. Run!
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(screams)
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(stifles scream)
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Hello, Mother.
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Son. Oh, I was just telling
my girlfriends down here
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how you never call.
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Oh, Mother.
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(Doom) With that Infinity Sword,I will rule the universe.
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All right, Squaddies!Time to Hero Up!
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♪ When the bad guys are outAll you have to do is shout now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Well, they may not get along ♪
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♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad! ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce ♪
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♪ Dr. Doom ends up in tears ♪
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♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪
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♪ Falcon darts in from the skySilver Surfer by his side ♪
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♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad! ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
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I hate those Squaddies!
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So, you finally thought
to look in on your old mother.
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Ha! This is an occasion.
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No, Mommy. I didn't call
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because you were imprisoned
in another dimension.
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Oh, then you knew I was here.
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Well, which is why
I conquered the dimension...
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to free you.
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Well, it took you long enough.
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No, never enough.
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(Thor) I say thee nay, foul beast!
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A, B, A, A, B.
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Ha! The mighty Thor will bring thine
digitally rendered castle down.
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Oh, come now, Yost.
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Saveth some med-packs
for the rest of us.
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(beeps)
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-(man) Arise, son of Odin.
-Aah!
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(Thor) Father!
What art thou doing here?
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The better question is,
what are you doing here?
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I have come to tell you
that your time on Earth is over.
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You must return to Asgard.
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But I can't go back.
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The Super Hero Squad needs me.
The Earth needs me.
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You have a responsibility as a prince,
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to serve Asgard
by your father's side.
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Yes, but Father,
I don't want to go back.
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You forget yourself, Thor.
You are a prince.
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If thou seekest multi-player battle,
look to Asgard.
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The Frost Giants will oblige.
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(sighing) As you say, Father.
Thor heeds the call of duty.
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(gasps)
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(Father) When the sands
of this hourglass have passed,
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your time will be up, Thor.
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Put your mortal affairs
in order, Thor,
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and say your goodbyes,
Prince of Asgard.
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Okay, just ten more minutes.
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(Silver Surfer) So, go ahead,
tell me what happened.
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-I asked her out to dinner...
-Right.
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-...and said meet me at this place.
-Uh-huh!
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-Are you still with me?
-I'm with you. I got it.
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And, uh, you know, it was 8:00,
and then it was 9:00,
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and then it was 10:00.
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-Uh-huh.
-Right? You still with me?
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She never showed up.
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Oh, good.
Thor, you're here.
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The Surfer and I were just discussing
a new problem.
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(laughs)
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(Iron Man) This is Chthon.
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Chthon is the ruler
of another dimension.
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Chthon's Place.
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A dimension of shadows
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with a neighborhood-y feel
and rising property values.
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Oh, it's a marvelous place
to raise the little monsters.
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He was the ruler,
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until Dr. Doom came along
and took it from him.
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I've come to ask for help
in getting my realm back.
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I do not trust our visitor.
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After all, the enemy
of our friend's enemy
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is no friend of mine.
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(Chthon sniggers)
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I get what you mean, sort of.
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We better run a background check.
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Dr. Strange. Paging Dr. Strange.
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(groans)
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Aah! Da!
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So, what's your prognosis, Doctor?
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He's evil.
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We kind of figured that out.
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-What can you tell us about him?
-Right.
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Chthon's power on Earth
is channeled through
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an ancient book called the Darkhold .
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I have the Darkhold locked away,
so he's powerless here.
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But in his own dimension,
he's all-powerful,
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with the power to reshape reality.
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Not anymore.
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Dr. Doom took all my powerful powers.
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The Darkhold prevents Chthon
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from bringing his powerful powers
to Earth, but not Doom.
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If Doom had those powerful powers,
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he wouldn't need the Infinity Sword.
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He'd be supremely all-powerful.
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Forsooth. That's a powerful lot
of powerful power.
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(Dr. Doom cackles)
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-(vacuum cleaner turns on)
- Mother! I am laughing here.
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-What a dump!
-(Dr. Doom grunts)
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Just making myself comfortable,
sweetheart. Don't mind me.
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I vacuum to fill
the lonely void in my life
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that you gave me
instead of grandchildren.
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Ooh!
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(gasps)
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Oh! Who are your friends,
walking on my clean carpet?
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They are not ...
They are not friends, Mother.
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They are henchmen.
I pay them to hench!
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If you have to pay them,
then they're not true friends, are they?
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It's a pleasure to meet you.
I am Coco Von Doom.
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No, your name is not Coco.
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Cynthia Von Doom is just too drab.
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You are one to talk, Doctor.
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If memory serves,
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you were expelled
before you got your degree.
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(Coco) Not like that nice
Reed Richards boy.
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Ooh, Mother.
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Call me Coco.
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I had better get back to work.
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I have to put plastic slip covers
on all of Vicky's tacky furniture.
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Oh, insufferable woman!
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Ah-ha-ha.
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Shouldn't talk
to your mommy like that,
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darling little Vicky.
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I will return when I am able to bring
all of Chthon's powers with me.
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In the meantime,
your orders are simple...
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Keep my mommy happy.
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And how in the darn heck
are we supposed to do that?
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You figure it out.
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(Iron Man) Dr. Strange doesn't havethe power to transport all of us,
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and while we're gone,
Doom is still a threat to the city.
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I chose you
based on Falcon's speed factor,
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Hulk's strength factor,
and Wolverine's animal factor.
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Captain America will be in charge.
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Roger. We'll safeguard the city.
Count on us.
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Aw, Hulk majorly bummed.
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Ah, I hate patrol.
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Yeah, who am I going to snikt?
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This is going to be boring.
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Would it sweeten the pot if I told you
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that Stark Industries
has some shiny new toys for you?
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(Captain America) Hey-o!
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Ooh!
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(Hulk) Oh, sparklies.
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(Falcon) Ooh, I take it back.
I love patrol.
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Forget patrol. Let's race.
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Halt. Traffic safety first.
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The Super Hero Squad
doesn't carry enough liability insurance.
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The incantation is complete.
We're ready to depart on our mission.
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Cruel fate. 'Tis my last mission.
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I can only transport five of us
to the other dimension.
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If only I had the Darkhold ,
it'd let me transport everyone.
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Ah, forget it, Chthon.
That evil book is in a safe place.
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(Chthon) Hey, the Darkhold,
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it's underneath your couch?
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Uh, it holds great power.
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Power enough to balance out
the wobbly end of my love seat.
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(chanting in Latin)
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(in English) Home, sweet home.
Beautiful, isn't it?
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Yeah, except for the view
and the smell.
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-Ugh!
-Do you get cable?
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(snarls)
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I was right not to trust Chthon.
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(snarls)
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What, these? I created them
out of the fabric of nothingness.
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I call them Chthonadons.
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You named them after flowers?
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Can you control them?
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Looks like Doom's
already controlling them.
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Squaddies, time to Hero Up!
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
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Onward!
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By the hoary hosts of Hoggoth,
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I summon the crimson bands
of Cyttorak.
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Would that father Odin
could see me now.
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To thee I say nay,
evil chrysanthemum.
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Have at thee.
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(snarls)
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(snarls)
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Dr. Doom's got more evil control mojo
than I'd have thought.
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And if we don't de-mojo him,
he'll be able to flood millions
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of these monsters into our dimension.
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(Dr. Doom cackles)
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Yes!
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-No.
-(cell phone rings)
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Private number? What the... Hello?
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And who dares to reach out
and touch Doom?
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(Coco) Oh, well, is that any wayto talk to your mother?
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-I don't think so.
-Mommy?
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Since you bought me
this cell phone,
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I want you to get your money's worth.
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Well, you know, Mommy,
inter-dimensional costs extra.
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(Coco) Wait a minute.
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I'm going under a bridge.
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(imitates static)
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Oh, Vicky, darling, darling, darling.
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(Coco) My bedroom is drafty.
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The kitchen appliances are ancient.
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The top 40 radio stations
around here play offensive lyrics.
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I like offensive lyrics, Mommy.
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Oh! Ha!
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Do you? Young man,
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you have become very disrespectful.
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She never stops complaining.
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Hey, at least she's yelling
at Doom instead of at us.
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(cell phones ring)
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(both) Private number?
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All right, which of you fools
gave my mother
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my cell phone number?
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(both) He did it.
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This is your last warning.
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Keep her happy,
or else I will fire you
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and replace you with Paste-Pot Pete
or Unus the Untouchable.
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Got... it?
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I can't spend more time with her.
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She makes me want to hurt people,
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and not in a good way.
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Relax, my big smelly,
I have a plan.
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We take her shopping
to Super Hero City, then ditch her.
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(both chuckle)
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(Falcon) Woo-hoo!
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Fifty-five saves lives.
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I'm going for some major air.
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Hold on, Broccoli Boy.
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Hold on to...
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Whoa!
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Oops, I lost the Hulk.
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We better backtrack and find him.
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Oh! Hulk crashed.
250
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Hey, where everybody go?
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Uh-oh.
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00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:48,166
I don't see any outlet mall.
253
00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:51,166
Look closer, Momma Doom.
254
00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:57,792
-(crash)
-(Hulk grunts)
255
00:13:57,875 --> 00:13:58,875
Hulk smash!
256
00:13:58,959 --> 00:14:00,542
(screaming)
257
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,250
(speaking indistinctly)
258
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:04,500
(Coco) Get off my foot.
259
00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:10,667
What, no fight back?
260
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,792
After the day we've had with her,
take us to jail.
261
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:17,500
Who dares to interfere
with my shopping day?
262
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:21,041
Face the wrath of Coco Von Doom.
263
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:27,250
Hulk not afraid of scary old lady
in dumb mask.
264
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,458
You underestimate me.
265
00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:32,750
I have the power
to correct others' behavior
266
00:14:32,834 --> 00:14:35,333
through guilt and nagging.
267
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:38,959
(laughs) Hulk no hit girl.
268
00:14:39,041 --> 00:14:41,959
Oh? Then let's all be manly.
269
00:14:42,959 --> 00:14:44,083
Oh!
270
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,917
Stand up straight.
Act like you got some sense.
271
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,959
Call your sister, she's lonely.
272
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,750
Coco smash.
273
00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:57,500
You got schooled.
274
00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:06,792
Doom is inside,
but we'll never get in.
275
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:11,792
Walls, magical traps, monsters
guarding the perimeter.
276
00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:14,208
My fortress is invincible.
277
00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:19,500
By an artist's awesome hands,
take us where my mind commands.
278
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,625
Do you often appeal to artists?
279
00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:27,875
Show people...
they like drawing the cape.
280
00:15:27,959 --> 00:15:28,792
(yelps)
281
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:30,375
(thuds)
282
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:35,417
You know,
that's the fourth wall we've broken.
283
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:38,375
Let us try for five.
284
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:41,417
Follow me.
Doom should be this way.
285
00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:46,792
(Dr. Doom laughs)
286
00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:48,500
Ah! The Super Hero Squad.
287
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:50,333
How fortuitous!
288
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:53,125
I haven't mastered
all the powers of this dimension yet,
289
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:57,375
but I won't need them to squash you.
290
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,542
Not when I can have someone else do it.
291
00:16:02,709 --> 00:16:03,625
(snarls)
292
00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:14,250
That is the number one reason
293
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:16,208
we don't ever want Doom
controlling our dimension.
294
00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:17,125
Duly noted.
295
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:20,834
(Doom) Farewell, Super Hero Squaddies.
296
00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:23,458
(Dr. Doom laughs)
297
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,208
Cumba lata vista.
298
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:35,625
(in English) We need a plan.
299
00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:38,959
Okay, I'm open to any suggestions.
Don't be shy.
300
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:43,834
Let my last minutes
as a Squaddie be not for naught.
301
00:16:43,917 --> 00:16:46,291
I'll make you, foul beast,
302
00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:48,792
fall before the mighty Thor.
303
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,125
No. That's rude.
304
00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:55,834
(Chthon chuckles)
305
00:16:57,333 --> 00:17:00,041
(Coco) And when is the last time
you got a haircut?
306
00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:03,542
Hulk don't hit girls.
307
00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:07,542
I'm only doing this because I love you.
308
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:10,875
This is the greatest thing
I've ever seen. Ha-ha!
309
00:17:10,959 --> 00:17:13,667
Especially if these two
destroy each other.
310
00:17:13,750 --> 00:17:15,792
Any last words?
311
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:17,834
Uhh! No.
312
00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:20,792
You have terrible table manners.
313
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:22,166
Your pants are shameful.
314
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,709
When will you find a nice girl
and settle down?
315
00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:27,333
Come to my house and run me a bath.
316
00:17:27,375 --> 00:17:30,375
You loved your father
more than you love me.
317
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:33,959
Cut your toe nails, make your bed,
change your underwear.
318
00:17:34,041 --> 00:17:38,208
Why won't you scrape
the burrs off my heels?
319
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,291
(roars)
320
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,792
Oh, pooh!
321
00:17:48,125 --> 00:17:51,291
Please have amnesia.
Please have amnesia.
322
00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:56,041
I hate magic.
323
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:01,250
Hurry, Dr. Strange,
my legs have fallen asleep.
324
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:05,083
Zounds! What was that strange energy?
325
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:07,667
Ponder it later, my friend.
We have to stop that monster.
326
00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:10,500
(chortles)
327
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:11,750
Yes!
328
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:18,375
Give me back my fortress,
my realm, my powers.
329
00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:22,500
Fool! You are no match for Doom.
Now I will destroy...
330
00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:26,583
(cell phone rings)
331
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:28,583
Oh! I have to take this.
332
00:18:31,041 --> 00:18:32,417
(Coco) Vicky, it's Coco.
333
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,542
I've got a splitting headache,
334
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:38,291
and I can't seem to findanything in your castle.
335
00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:41,834
Oh, Mother, you could nothave picked a worse time.
336
00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:44,709
Where are MODOK and Abomination?
337
00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:48,083
They're hiding or something.
Oh, which reminds me...
338
00:18:48,166 --> 00:18:50,000
I was cleaning out your room
339
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:54,333
and I found a containment unit
full of dingy old fractals.
340
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:56,583
My Infinity fractals?
341
00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:59,834
(Coco) Wait a minute.I'm going under a bridge.
342
00:18:59,917 --> 00:19:02,709
No, Mother.
You cannot throw out my fractals.
343
00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,417
Oh, but they're broken, darling.
344
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,542
Oh! Listen, I'm in a hurry.
345
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:09,458
What say I give you your realm back?
You control everything.
346
00:19:09,542 --> 00:19:11,834
I'll just take enough magic
to get me out the door,
347
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,291
and one free favor.
348
00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:16,291
Really? I'm on the ropes here.
349
00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:17,625
Do we have a deal or not?
350
00:19:17,709 --> 00:19:19,875
Okay. Okay. Ha-ha-ha.
351
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:20,834
What's the favor?
352
00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:25,166
I'll tell you after we destroy
the Super Hero Squad.
353
00:19:30,417 --> 00:19:33,083
Have I mentioned
that I did not trust Chthon?
354
00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:34,333
Not since the commercial.
355
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:36,875
(grunts)
356
00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:51,583
Again shocked by strange energy,
just as before.
357
00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:55,208
Doctor, Thor suspecteth
that magical energy doth flow
358
00:19:55,291 --> 00:19:56,583
within the walls of the castle.
359
00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:58,000
There shouldn't be.
360
00:19:58,083 --> 00:19:59,917
Unless the castle...
361
00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:01,917
Wait for it...
362
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,500
Isn't really a castle.
363
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,667
Ho, Monster.
Follow me, if thou can.
364
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:13,250
Quickly now, Foul Monster.
The mighty Thor hath not all day.
365
00:20:17,792 --> 00:20:19,667
Only one column remains.
366
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:38,458
Oh, I despise this part.
The undignified retreat.
367
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:43,750
Zounds.
368
00:20:47,709 --> 00:20:50,083
Apologies, Father,
but I cannot go with you.
369
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:53,875
We are not having
this discussion again, Thor.
370
00:20:53,959 --> 00:20:57,875
Please, hear me.
Yes, I can do good in Asgard,
371
00:20:57,959 --> 00:21:00,917
but I can do more good
with the Super Hero Squad.
372
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,208
My comrades and I,
we win battles, defeat evil,
373
00:21:04,291 --> 00:21:06,083
knock castles to the ground.
374
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,208
If you could only see.
375
00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:09,709
Yes, I have seen.
376
00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:11,041
I have been watching you.
377
00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:12,959
You've done good work, Thor.
378
00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:15,792
Good work that brings
glory to Asgard.
379
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:21,000
Very well. You may stay
with your friends.
380
00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:25,083
Ah-ha, sweet. I'll make you
proud of me, Father.
381
00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:29,000
I already am, Prince of Asgard.
382
00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:32,458
And please tell Mother I feel fine.
383
00:21:35,542 --> 00:21:37,458
(Dr. Strange) Time for us to go home.
384
00:21:39,542 --> 00:21:42,250
Hey, what was that favor
that Chthon had to do for Doom?
385
00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:43,792
Guess we'll never know.
386
00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:48,583
(Coco)
So, my big fancy villain son, Vicky,
387
00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:50,583
banished me back to this realm.
388
00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:55,166
But it's not so bad here.
I like the company.
389
00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:56,667
My son never calls me,
390
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:59,000
and when he does,
he's always eating something.
391
00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:01,709
Oh, I know. My Vicky never calls,
392
00:22:01,792 --> 00:22:04,834
and he shut off
my inter-dimensional cell phone.
393
00:22:04,917 --> 00:22:08,208
Huh! But I found a way around it.
394
00:22:10,542 --> 00:22:14,542
(Dr. Doom) You are now Friendlybookfriends with Coco Von Doom.
395
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:17,417
Coco Von Doom wants to chat.
396
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:19,667
Coco Von Doom
wants to play cribbage.
397
00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:22,458
Coco Von Doom took a quiz.
398
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:25,750
Oh! You have been tagged
in baby pictures
399
00:22:25,834 --> 00:22:27,834
by Coco Von Doom.
400
00:22:27,917 --> 00:22:29,417
(yelps)
401
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,834
Oh, my mommy is evil.
402
00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:38,542
(theme music playing)
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