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(all yelp)
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(MODOK) Sorry, Your Brilliance.
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Let's check
the Tyranny-At-A-Glance calendar.
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You've got rust removal
from 9:00 to 10:00,
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general villainy till noon, and then...
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(grunts)
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Huh?
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(yelps)
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(MODOK) Loki!
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Oh, it wasn't low-key for me.
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(MODOK) Abomination, you fool!
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Loki is Thor's wicked half-brother.
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(Loki) And this is your Loki day,
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because I've got a plan
to help you conquer Asgard.
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Stop, you in the helmet...
You are not on my schedule.
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Wait!
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-(scream)
-(crash)
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(Loki) I am now.
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What do you say, Doomie?
Feel like owning a kingdom?
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Your enthusiasm intrigues me,
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but your plan is foolish.
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How would attacking Asgard
help I, Doom, destroy Super Hero City?
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Oh, you want a demo.
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All right, all right.
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Okay, boys. Attack me.
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-Really?
-Really?
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-(laughs)
-May we.
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May we? May we?
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Come on.
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Give it your best shot.
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(growls)
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Oh!
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Ha! Got your nose.
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(yelps)
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But how will I smell?
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(blubbers)
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(Loki) Terrible.
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(yells)
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(grunts)
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Your henchmen are a joke.
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Asgard is full of genuine,
supremely powerful,
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unbelievable mystical beings,
just like me.
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Conquer them,
and you'll be unstoppable.
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Perhaps, trickster.
Yet if your people are so powerful,
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how can I, Doom, defeat them?
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Ah, leave that to little old me.
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I just need to borrow
some of your bad guys for a while.
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Very well.
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But know this,
I, Doom, will be watching you.
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(chortles)
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Loki.
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Hm, can't blame you.
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I am very watchable.
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Hey, guy, I gave MODOK your nose.
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(chuckles)
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Huh?
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Borrow Doom's army, check.
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Take over my homeland, check.
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Now, just got to bring an end to Thor.
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Hey, what are brothers for?
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(Doom) With that Infinity Sword,I will rule the universe.
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All right, Squaddies!Time to Hero Up!
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♪ When the bad guys are outAll you have to do is shout now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Well, they may not get along ♪
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♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad! ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce ♪
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♪ Dr. Doom ends up in tears ♪
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♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪
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♪ Falcon darts in from the skySilver Surfer by his side ♪
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♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad! ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
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I hate those Squaddies!
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(klaxon beeps)
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(Reptil) Damelo . Give it to me.
I can make the shot.
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Falcon, I'm open.
Give me the ball.
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Banana peels! Coffee grinds.
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Used toilet paper.
Is that correct, Thor?
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Mayhap, thou should leave
the trash-talking to me. (laughs)
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Watch Thor bring the hurt.
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(clears throat) Zounds, knave!
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Callst you that a defense?
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Hey, we're on the same team.
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Then why are you such a ball hog?
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-Hey.
-Ah, huh.
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(Reptil) Ah, huh.
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Hulk don't understand.
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(beeps)
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-(grunts)
-Hey!
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Is being bird-brained
part of your powers?
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No, but now I know
why dinosaurs are extinct.
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(chomps)
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(coughs)
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(laughs)
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Oh, muy caliente.
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Hey!
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We never finished the game.
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Game over. Hulk win!
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(Iron Man over PA)
Come in, Helicarrier.
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Helicarrier, this is Iron Man.Come in, Helicarrier.
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(Silver Surfer)
We're here, Iron Man. Go ahead.
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I'm picking up some readings
from my on-board computer.
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There's a decrease of organic forms
in VillainVille.
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(Wolverine) And we care because?
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(Iron Man) Because nobody's guarding
Doom's fractal stash.
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It's the perfect time to attack
and free them from Doomie's clutches.
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Hulk grab. Hulk break!
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(Iron Man) Yeah, that's the enthusiasm
I like to hear.
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I'll contact S.H.I.E.L.D.
You all Hero Up and meet me there.
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Iron Man out.
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What Shellhead said.
Let's Hero Up!
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♪ When the bad guys are outAll you have to do is shout now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪
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(energy buzzing)
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Ah. I've pinpointed
the fractals' location
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to somewhere
behind this force field.
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Unfortunately,
it's a very forceful force field.
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You're just in time to help me test
Stark Industries' line of siege weaponry.
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A wonderful idea, Iron Man.
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I have inventions of my own to test.
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I call this visitor repellent.
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Tell me if it works.
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(pops)
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(beeps)
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(Doom cackles)
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(engine revs)
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(Reptil) Look at that baby smash.
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(Hulk scoffs) Hulk smash.
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(Iron Man) Yeah, but what makes
my machine better than you, Hulk, is...
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(Hulk) Machine better smash than Hulk?
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No power like Hulk power!
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Aha! Oh, really?
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You think you can outdo
my technology?
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It's a bet.
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We'll see who causes
the most damage.
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(grunts)
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I say we quit talking about damage
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and do some already!
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Raptor claws!
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(grunts)
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(groans)
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Vile blunderbuss, cannon of evil,
thou shalt blast no more!
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(Wolverine) Thor, look out!
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-(horse neighs)
-Sif!
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-Ah, ha, ha.
-(horse neighs)
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-Is she working for Doom?
-And is she single?
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By Volstagg's jiggly girth,
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'tis good to see you!
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Pray, what brings thee to Midgard?
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Better yet, what is Midgard?
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I believe it is Earth.
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Or perhaps deodorant.
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We have much to speak of,
most gallant Thor.
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Strange foes attack Asgard.
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Your father, Odin, requests you return.
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Hast thou fighters enough?
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Yeah. Between Hulk's strength factor
and the Surfer's energy factor,
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we're more than covered.
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Tell your dad, I said hi.
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In that case, I'm going too.
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-Count me in.
-Me, too.
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-I called it first.
-In what alternate dimension?
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Thor needs full Squad members only.
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(growls) Who's giving me a ride?
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Ah, sweet Bifrost.
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Beef roast?
I'm more of a burger guy.
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Surely you know Bifrost
is the rainbow bridge to Asgard.
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Bridge? We can't walk on this.
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Nay, lest door-to-door salesmen
wander where they should not.
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(thunder cracks)
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Qué pasó , Falcon?
What's the matter?
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Too chicken to cross the road?
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(Wolverine yelps)
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None shall pass.
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Back off, helmet head.
We're here on official business.
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(grunts)
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Cool thine jets, lads.
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That is Heimdall,
noisy next-door neighbor of Thor.
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And a friend.
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Let me do the talking.
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Thor, Odin's great hall is besieged.
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We're overrun by frost giants.
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I have not seen the like
since Odin gave them
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a surprise housewarming party.
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'Tis grim news, indeed.
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And about to get grimmer.
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For them, I mean. Not us.
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Well said. Gird thy loins, friends.
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(Reptil) Do we have to?
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(Thor) My mystical place of wonder,
my rules.
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(crowd shouting)
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(groaning)
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(crowd shouting)
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Hey, those are Doom's thugs.
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Why would they be attacking this place?
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(swords clang)
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'Tis hammer time.
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For Odin! For Asgard!
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(Thor) Onward!
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(sighs)
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(swords clang)
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(Wolverine) Hang tight, Goldilocks.
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Cavalry's coming.
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Cavalry's not going anywhere.
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(Wolverine) Aw, Sabretooth.
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What a nice surprise.
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And it's not even my birthday.
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Doesn't mean I can't
smack you around like a piñata.
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(grunts)
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(crowd shouting)
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Hey, Falcon, Reptil,
go back up Thor.
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No, I'm good. I got it.
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(chortles)
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I don't think he needs us.
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(growls)
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-(Sif chuckles)
-(horse whinnies)
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-Yah! Yah! Yah!
-(groaning)
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(growls)
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(laughs)
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Embrace your doom, foul beasts.
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The heroes of Asgard
stand ready with arms of cold steel.
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(laughs) Onward!
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(growls)
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(growls)
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Ankylosaurus tail!
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(laughs) That's one for me.
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(Falcon) Keep up.
I'll fly circles around you.
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No way you're outdoing me!
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Reptil! Falcon!
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Ah, forget it.
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I've calculated
the air resistance and velocity
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for maximum impact.
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(engine revs)
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Impressive damage.
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Hulk turn.
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(Silver Surfer) Even better.
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It seems the Hulk has improved
on your technology.
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Oh, yeah? Let's see
if the Hulk can improve
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on my adamantium optic drill.
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(engine revs)
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(grunts) Drill reminds Hulk of dentist!
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-Smash dentist!
-Hulk, don't!
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(growls)
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(crash)
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Aw!
260
00:13:42,709 --> 00:13:46,375
Hey, nine out of ten billionaires
recommend you don't break their stuff.
261
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,667
(sighs) Well, at least it was insured.
262
00:13:56,542 --> 00:13:58,709
(growls)
263
00:14:00,917 --> 00:14:03,375
(growls)
264
00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:05,166
Why is it called a battering ram?
265
00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:06,417
I see no sheep here.
266
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:09,041
(Hulk roaring)
267
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:10,500
Anti-cosmic.
268
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,125
An energy surge is building
behind that force field.
269
00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:15,333
Iron Man not trick Hulk.
270
00:14:15,417 --> 00:14:16,625
Hulk win.
271
00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:19,959
Hulk, it's a trap. Hulk, stop!
272
00:14:20,041 --> 00:14:23,500
-(energy whines)
-(groans)
273
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:40,333
Hulk, you okay?
274
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:42,208
(Iron Man)
Say a few monosyllables, buddy.
275
00:14:42,291 --> 00:14:43,709
-(hiccups)
-(energy crackles)
276
00:14:43,792 --> 00:14:46,667
Next time, machine go first.
277
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:52,500
We have broken through.
278
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:04,125
You're welcome.
279
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:06,375
-(cackles)
-(Thor) For Asgard!
280
00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:08,375
Ha!
281
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:13,834
Argh. It's never fair
when my brother shows up to play.
282
00:15:13,917 --> 00:15:16,125
Better even the odds.
283
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,625
(chortles)
284
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,041
(growls)
285
00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:27,625
(groans)
286
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,375
What new trouble is this?
287
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:38,542
The worst kind, I fear.
288
00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:41,166
Family trouble.
289
00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:43,583
Says thou!
290
00:15:48,709 --> 00:15:49,709
Uh-oh.
291
00:15:49,792 --> 00:15:52,125
Oh, brother. (laughs)
292
00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:54,000
How good to see you.
293
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,667
Yes. Would I could
say the same, brother,
294
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,750
yet I know you are behind this attack.
295
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:00,750
Father Odin summoned me
to stop you,
296
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,458
and stop you I shall.
297
00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:06,250
Oh, sure! Odin always liked you best.
298
00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:14,917
(Loki chortles)
299
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:19,709
Thor is a baby, Thor is a baby! (laughs)
300
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:22,291
You don't even have a real weapon!
What are you going to do?
301
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:24,875
Build me a tree house
with your hammer?
302
00:16:24,959 --> 00:16:26,667
Oh, scary.
303
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:30,458
(growls) Dost thou make mockery at me?
Well, dost?
304
00:16:30,542 --> 00:16:32,333
Bro, seriously,
305
00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:35,583
when art thou going to stop
talking like that?
306
00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:38,000
Really, we're in the 21st century.
307
00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:41,834
I warn thee, base sibling, take it back!
308
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:46,834
(thunder cracks)
309
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:52,458
I know you are, but what am I?
310
00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:55,125
(screams)
311
00:16:58,375 --> 00:17:01,166
(thunder cracks)
312
00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:10,417
Strange weather we're having.
313
00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:21,166
That's one for me, Falcon.
314
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,333
Now you're taking credit
for the weather?
315
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,417
Well, at least I don't attack
by pooping on people.
316
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,375
Hey, you leave Redwing out of this.
317
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:30,667
Ew, did he just poop on me?
318
00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:34,250
(roaring)
319
00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:37,917
Come on, work together,
you blasted rookies.
320
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,208
Ow.
321
00:17:42,834 --> 00:17:44,458
(Falcon) Uh, what is that?
322
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:46,458
Where's Wolverine?
What did you do to him?
323
00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:48,667
That? That's Wolverine.
324
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,875
A real wolverine, to be exact.
325
00:17:50,959 --> 00:17:52,125
(Falcon and Reptil) Oh.
326
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:54,125
(Reptil) I thought it was just
a super-stinky dog.
327
00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:55,500
(growls)
328
00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:58,458
Well, whatever it is,
329
00:17:58,542 --> 00:18:02,166
it's going to be
really easy to finish off.
330
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:07,417
Ah, get it off!
331
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:08,875
Get it off! It bites!
332
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:16,458
(chomps)
333
00:18:16,542 --> 00:18:19,750
Hey! Blasted ankle-biting wolverine!
334
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,208
Brachiosaurus neck!
335
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:24,917
(screams)
336
00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:28,917
Reptil, grab Wolverine.
337
00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:33,333
Get it off, get it off!
338
00:18:33,417 --> 00:18:34,417
(screeches)
339
00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:41,417
(Reptil) Hey, not bad.
340
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,041
Not as stylish as I would have done it...
341
00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:45,250
Thanks. Guess we're an okay team,
342
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,458
especially when you're
the one holding Wolverine.
343
00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:49,125
(laughs) He stinks.
344
00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:52,166
-(groans)
-Yeah. Tell me about it.
345
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,500
Speaking of teams, where's Thor?
346
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:55,875
(Loki) I know you are, but...
347
00:18:55,959 --> 00:18:57,208
I be rubber, thou art glue.
348
00:18:57,959 --> 00:19:01,375
Whatever thou speaketh
doth bounce off me and cleave to you!
349
00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:05,583
Hey, didn't you bring a guy
with long metal claws with you?
350
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:07,959
Yea, 'tis my ally Wolverine.
351
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,834
Most weak.
352
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,333
Disappearing is cheating!
353
00:19:17,041 --> 00:19:19,750
(snarls)
354
00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:22,709
Yeah, I know. Nice doggy.
355
00:19:22,792 --> 00:19:25,792
Ah, you've got something
I'm looking for.
356
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:32,792
Stop him!
That arrowhead's got a fractal in it!
357
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:35,417
Hey, you're smarter than you smell.
358
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:38,333
A seeker spell told me
that one of these fractals
359
00:19:38,417 --> 00:19:40,542
had landed in the frost giant armory,
360
00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:42,917
and the whole scheme
just came to me.
361
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,875
(cackles)
362
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:46,959
See you, suckers!
363
00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:48,250
(grunts)
364
00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:50,917
I really hate that trickster punk.
365
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,208
Dude, the fractal in that arrowhead
turned you into what your name is,
366
00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:56,208
from Wolverine to a wolverine.
367
00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:59,792
Man, hate to see that happen
to Storm or Nightcrawler.
368
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,291
Lo, I am shamed.
369
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:05,166
I did not see through
my brother's plan.
370
00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:07,000
'Twas the fractal he always desired.
371
00:20:07,083 --> 00:20:09,542
And he started a war to flush it out.
372
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:13,041
My deepest regrets
for abandoning you, my brothers-in-arms.
373
00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:15,041
It's okay. It happens.
374
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:17,291
Yeah, we might know
a little something about that.
375
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:19,792
Sounds like you learned something.
376
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:21,542
Maybe this wasn't a total failure.
377
00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:25,041
(Thor) Aye. Then let us clasp
our weapons in a manly manner
378
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:27,083
and wreak destruction
upon our enemies.
379
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:29,375
(Thot) Manly!
380
00:20:30,041 --> 00:20:31,875
So, ready to work together?
381
00:20:31,959 --> 00:20:34,041
Hey, that's what being teammates
is all about.
382
00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:35,458
(groans)
383
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:39,041
Of course, I can still take down
more frost giants than you can.
384
00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:40,875
Yeah. (laughs) Oh, it's brought.
385
00:20:41,542 --> 00:20:45,458
(muffled groans)
Wake up! Wake up, you idiots!
386
00:20:45,542 --> 00:20:48,792
(huffs)
387
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:50,917
(beeps)
388
00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:57,041
Your Brilliance, I'm sorry to interrupt.
389
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,792
I know it's your Pilates day, but...
390
00:20:59,917 --> 00:21:01,375
You have bad news.
391
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:04,208
Uh, well, bad is a negative term.
392
00:21:04,291 --> 00:21:06,333
It's a glass half full thing, really.
393
00:21:06,417 --> 00:21:11,458
Mm. You have been defeated,
and Loki has double-crossed us.
394
00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:14,875
-How did you know that?
-This ain't my first time at the rodeo.
395
00:21:14,959 --> 00:21:17,875
I have an accessory for every occasion.
396
00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:33,959
Let us see if Loki does, too.
397
00:21:34,041 --> 00:21:36,792
This energy signature is strange.
398
00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:39,458
Almost as though we were
in a dimensional transport.
399
00:21:39,542 --> 00:21:42,291
(grunts) Hulk smash.
400
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:44,667
(stutters)
401
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:54,208
(Loki) So then, I wiped the floor
with my brother. (laughs)
402
00:21:54,291 --> 00:21:56,125
Really, Thor's not that strong.
403
00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:59,667
I am much more powerful
and better-looking, I must say.
404
00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:00,875
(sips)
405
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:05,792
So, while Thor, the bore,
and his little hero friends
406
00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:07,000
are down for the count,
407
00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:08,792
I steal an Infinity fractal
408
00:22:08,875 --> 00:22:11,291
right out from under his Norse nose.
409
00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:12,375
(burps)
410
00:22:12,458 --> 00:22:14,041
Uh, excuse you.
411
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:15,542
I was talking.
412
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:16,917
(Iron Man) And we were listening.
413
00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:22,625
But now, Hulk smashing.
414
00:22:23,333 --> 00:22:25,166
(Hulk giggles)
415
00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:27,083
(chortles)
416
00:22:29,291 --> 00:22:31,542
(Loki screams)
417
00:22:33,709 --> 00:22:37,959
(theme music playing)
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